ITT: PSEUDO-KINO/DISHONEST CINEMA

>>85186834
There will be blood, pretentious shit

Let's be honest here, all those western "classics" are stale garbage.

>>85186976

What is it pretending to be?

>>85186834
>>85186976
Birdman
There Will Be Blood
La La Land
Argo
Spotlight
The Artist
12 Years A Slave
Crash
A Beautiful Mind
Forrest Gump

Meanwhole moonlight in retrospect was at least honest nigga shit.

>>85186834
Neon Demon

>>85186834
Literally all Lynch movies.

>>85187138
Terrible post

>>85187138
>Spotlight
>that scene where Mark Ruffalo starts screaming about how they let the abuses happen

I liked the movie but that scene was pure oscar bait

This is one of the cringiest threads I've seen in a while on here

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>>85186834
I thought Birdman was actually quite honest.
Specially the Norton character and his interactions with frog.

This piece of shit on the other hand...

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>>85187138
>Meanwhole moonlight in retrospect was at least honest nigga shit.

You've never actually met a black person, have you?

>>85188845
Birdman was pretentious but that has nothing to do with the quality of the finished product, this on the other hand is a blockbuster with lubezki cinematography so not sure what you are getting at

>>85188845
Ugh agree, what a pretentious, overhyped average movie.
>he gets revenge!
Wow, you said absolutely nothing.

>>85186976
this opinion should be illegal

>>85187165
delet dis

>>85187046
>The Man who Shot Liberty Valance
You are wrong

>>85186976
>greatest movie in it's decade
>shit
You are summerfagging it hard mate.

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Pretty much everything in here

>>85187138
a beautiful mind was just plain shit

>>85189263
>You are summerfagging it hard mate. said the entry level imdb drone
TWBB is a film that plebeians flock to in awe, because they are nearly completely underexposed to cinema.

It is a film which exposes the tasteless, time after time.

batman v. superman

>>85188845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NutUoJnLF0Y

>>85189294
What's the criterion for a movie to make it on the pleb list?

>>85187165
I just watched this today, the climax through ending was so contrived and ruined what might have been a solid 7 movie. Excellent music and cinematography, everything else mediocre

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>>85189326

>>85188845
I respect your right to have wrong opinions

>>85189435
>I DRINK LE MILKSHAKE xD
The absolute dictionary definition of entry level cinema. He not only steals from better directors, but he does it without any irony like Tarantino.

I am personally fine with it though. Because through PTA, all these freshmen college students will discover Robert Altman, who was the real deal. They will discover Scorsese, the most important American film director of our time, they will discover Kubrick, and the Coen Bros.

Through Altman, they will discover Renoir, through Kubrick, they will discover Ophuls, Scorsese to Fellini. Suddenly they realize PTA was just a child with no original thoughts in his head, that his films just revolve around quoting better directors while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!" and "Pig fuck!" Really there is no bigger clue in to how meaningless his cinema is when the only thing people discuss when mentioning his movies are 'le epic catch phrases, dude!'

You might say great artist steal, but what Picasso meant by this is that great artists are able to understand what works and manipulate it. PTA merely 'mimics'. This is why it is completely obvious who he is mimicking from film to film.

>>85188845
Nu-male: The Post

>>85189403
Don't ask him, he's just a brainless drone reposting others memes

>>85189537
The PTA hating autist is back guys!

>>85188845
I felt the story was just too simple in this one, everything was way too linear