/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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this is my wife, say something nice to her

>>85176375
ugly slut

listen to my song >>85176315

>>85176375
David, please

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>>85176375
But anon, Sheryl is single

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YOU'RE GOING BACK TO TWIN PEAKS, WASHINGTOOOOOOON!

>>85176458
Johnny's wound is the same as Candies boss???

>>85176447
It's not called being single at 50 years old

its called being alone

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david lunch lol

>>85176315
Reminder that the show is critically acclaimed.
Reminder that Reddit loves the show.
Reminder that people like it.

This show is as normie as it gets, so next time you accuse other people of being "normies" realize the irony

david lunch lol

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>>85176522
LYNCHED

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>>85176521

mark frost lol

>>85176515
Isn't it being alone at any age?

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Pretty cool

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>David, how come you're shredding my copy of the script?

>>85176602
the evolution of the arm

>>85176623
because you look worse than nadine and sarah
and probably lfb
btfo crazy audrey
lol

>>85176623
>Your punishment must be more severe

>>85176623
and the mole is gross now

you know, jerry's dead leg preddicted all of this

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Lynch shouldn't have aired episode 8 so soon, now all these new episodes suck ass by comparison, I'm losing interest fast

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>>85176666
CHECKED AS FUCK

>>85176679
leave
if you dont pay for showtime subscription your opnion is double null anyway

>>85176666
you're gross

>>85176315
link me fwwm fan edit pls and thanks

>>85176679
>I need more sparkling images to keep my attention!

>>85176375
looks an awful lot like mine

>>85176703
sorry if I insulted your cult leader, it wasn't my intention

>>85176720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hauMKG9l8Ws

>>85176729
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? Please tell me this is fake. Spoilers will be EVERYWHERE

>>85176729
must be a trash episode

>>85176602
cute dog

>>85176790
Cooper comes back in it, Vedderfags will be BTFO.

ONE ONE NINE

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Do you know about Skype, doc?

>>85176553
More like mark fart lmao

>>85176729
>Good news
Fuck you

>>85176825
lol uncanny

>>85176729
This is going to ruin /tpg/ for the weekend.
ctrl+S
So Thursday is my last day here until Sunday night.

>>85176859
It's not like anybody from /tpg/ is going

>>85176814
probably a fanservicey episode

>>85176729
>at the same con with things like Avengers: Infinity Wars, Justice League, other capeshit, Star Trek etc.
>people still claim it's not normie nu-male show too

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>>85176729
>implying this isn't a trap by Lynch to refill his rape dungeon

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>>85176814
I see you're still clinging

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>>85176825
>Mark, my son. Thanks for writing me into the show despite the fact I am dying. I sure hope you don't use me for product placement or something stupid like that, haha.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjiVTSs8pc

Posting one suave fucker

>>85176953
>everett mcgill
>when he still hasn't appeared on season 3

>>85176953
NORMIES looking at our stuff
BTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>A literal retard whomst can't speak more than 3 words at once gets laid just because he is healty, good looking and buffed AF
>There are individuals in this universe who still think personality matters in the slightest

Wake up sheeple, no women cares about "muh personality", they only care about how well their partner is going to BONE them

>>85176963
are you gay AL?

>>85176969
Hell if they're gonna do this, they should have had MJA on the panel too just for laughs

>>85176953
>damon lindelof
to the trash it goes

>>85176895
>Janey-E serves cherry pie with some coffee to Cooper and that's how he comes back
>His first words are "DAMN GOOD COFFEE"
Just leave it at Comic Con t.b.h.

>>85176989
Ziggy play me candy colored clown

>>85177022
literally did 2 of my favorite tv shows of all time, he's alright with me

>>85176974
they were already married you dumb faggot
and dougie was fat but coop is fit she sees improvement in her husband

>>85176962
Brown trout, scrambled eggs, huckleberry jam.

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Finally, some sexy appears

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>>85176895
You are %100 correct.
>James is listed in the cast
>Big Ed is listed in the cast

These characters have nothing to do with the plot in the new season (the old seasons too :^) yet they're still here for some reason.

>>85176974
attitude matters over ethics on female attration
his "dont give a fuck" + fighting with Ike
made her hot

>>85177065
single handedly ruined prometheus and all the subsequent alien sequels
also
>cowboys vs aliens
>tomorrowland

>>85177031
>*crowd cheers*
>/tpg/ finally al kill themselves
>Drumpf impeached
>world peace established after Russia and Syria gets nuked

>>85177174
Yeah gee.. like Sky Ferreira had so much to do with past episodes before she showed up :^)

>>85176953
fuck I will black out on booze to avoid their tumblr shennanigans

>>85176953
I was immensely disappointed to find out Kyle wouldn't be doing the signing.

>>85177186
Who gives a fuck about manchildren movies?
He did ''The Leftovers'' that's all I care about

>>85176953
that's like 8pm in eruope right?
will it have a stream?

Why are people here so obsessed with other people liking Cooper

>>85177285
dont take the ring Laura
dont take the ring

>>85177319
they are having fun wrong

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>>85177321

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>>85177321
don't take the cock ring off Laura

we should hack this panel
or we are about to get NORMIEd

>>85177191
>Slow economic rot takes it's toll on western civilization.

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BOB help us

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Some of you guys are allright
don't go to comic con on friday

>>85177396
Let's hire Anonymous and 1337 hackers from /b/ :DD

>>85177191
>Hillary wakes up on a asylum

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It is healthy to think exclusively about Sheryl Lee

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>>85177451
YES

>>85177479
CUTE?

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>>85177508
CUTE!

>>85177451

Tell me about this FOUR CHAN

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doop is going to twin peaks to do something big, I think all the suffering is a setup to the event, create enough localized garmonbozia to allow whatever he's doing to do, to succeed.

>>85177419
>billionares sent to gulags
>free stuff for everyone

>>85177609
>gulags
cossacks connection?

>>85177609
>Kill all CEO's
>free businesses for everyone.

>>85177604
I hope he nukes twin peaks because it would piss off all the twin peaks "purists"

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>>85177479
Get help

>>85177652
>new french revolution
>people kill their own revolutions leaders
>Napoleon (david duke) takes over
>???
>Profit

>>85177675
it is CALL FOR HELP dumbass

>>85177702
some change

>>85177604

Do doppelgangers even into garmonbozia? The lodge spirits feed on human pain and suffering, but aren't doppelgangers just evil humans formed as a reflection of people who enter the lodge? To put it another way, without BOB isn't Evil Cooper just a bad man with no special powers?

>>85177727
yes, Booper dinner plate was full of corn

>>85177716
game

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Let us discuss this Twin Peaks character. Her name is Judy.

>>85177702
what if Sherylfags have been in the Lodge and their brains are fried?

>Cooper comes back
>all the LYNCHED fags here love it anyway because they suck up at everything that Lynch does without critical thinking anyway
>everyone is happy
What would they start to complain about to feel different from "old" fans?

>>85177758
the one and only

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>>85177758

>>85177816
the point of the series is about enjoying what you have and let it go of trying to have old things rehashed exactly the way you want it

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W O W
B O B
W O W

>>85177859
I don't want old things, I want the old characters

I thought people knew this was going to be a finale season. It's what I assumed, knowing lynch.
This was supposed to be the dark third act of the story. I thought it was always going to be this.

>>85177891
same concept
some can be rehashed fluidly and some don't
forcing Audrey plot would feel like shit

>>85176315
i skip the music at the end every time guys. am i missing anything?

and yes i do flick through it to see if there are still a few scenes during

>>85177956
when the skinny chicks sing is okay
any dudes or fattie sucks

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>>85177956

>>85176602
does groden coal want too pet dogo

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DAVID LYNCH

>Raped his own daughter just a few days after she was born
>Raped, murdered and raped Jack Nance, in that order
>Leaves a mess after cooking quinoa
>Keeps Madchen Amick locked up in his basement as his personal sex slave
>Raped, tortured and abused Sherilyn Flenn and Sheryl Lee
>Thinks James has always been cool
>Kept Michael J. Anderson trapped in a cage in his L.A. home for two months, feeding him rotten meat and forcing him to drink his own piss
>Encouraged Miguel Ferrer to smoke and then made fun of his throat cancer
>Loves Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein
>Personally dug up Don S. Davis' corpse, decapitated and raped it, just so he could use it for one scene
>Viciously attacked Lara Flynn Boyle with a golf club, leaving her horribly disfigured
>Has provided his voice for several episodes of Family Guy and was a regular cast member of The Cleveland Show

>>85177911

It was pretty fucking dark already. If Cooper doesn't save the cheerleader and save the world, and live happily ever after with Naomi Waifu and Sonny Jim, I'll be sorely disappointed

>>85177996
Covered for Roman Polansky anal rape of 13y old girl

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>>85177930
>forcing Audrey plot would feel like shit
Yeah.. let's jsut bring Tammy, Sky Ferreira, the casino managers and musical acts, thats all good but Audrey would be ''TOO FORCED''

>7 minutes of music at the end of Part 10
Lynch is a madman and must be stopped.

>>85178037
IMO, yes
let it go and enjoy this new characters

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>>85177996
>employs the unemployable, feeds on their cockeyed fantasies

>Richard's car is black, red and white.
>the colors of the lodge
>Diane's fingernails are black, red and white
what did he meme by this>???

>>85177758
HELPING HANDY'S DANDY
HUH

>>85178128
her lamp shades on her appartment too

SAM STANLEY
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>>85178128
Diane's are black white and purple, and on her right ring finger is purple. Might symbolize internal motive could just be fingernails.

>>85177956
you should watch them all except NIN and the fatso

Reminder that Herman Cain is the key to all of this.

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>>85178195
But it could be red or purple.

>>85178273

Looks purple to me

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>>85178210
the references should at least make sense. like what does this even mean?

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>>85177669
Now I actually want this to happen, even though there is %0 chance

>all that product placement
>all those celebrity cameos
>all those "old actors" from the original show that are there just to remind people of the passage of time
>those cheap looking sets
>those cheap effects (seriously the guns effect are terrible)
Those are the only negative things in the show

Mister Jackpot!

When is the timeslot going to change to 8 PM?

Let's be honest, Laura being retconned into the chosen one is just cringy waifufagging on David's part.

>>85178337
it's like you've never even seen a Lynch before

>>85177996
what's your issue?

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>>85178335
Laura and Coopers arrive at Sarah's door
Sarah faints
bomb hits
All white
credits roll with a bowie song

>>85178372
I have only watched TP related things

>>85178363
It was always Laura. She's the focal point to the main plot of the original series and the movie.

It's not surprising she would be the focal point of this season.

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>>85178331
Bobby was in the Civil War.

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>>85178331
Just go with it

>>85178445
wew. good callback. I concede.

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no homo

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>>85176315
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85178480
>Does janie-e got to give you one ride?

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>>85178480
Hoe moe

>>85176825
Fucking new Sheriff Truman is so lame.

>>85178513
jade give two rides

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So is there a gym in the black lodge or what?

>>85178555
Just like the old one lmao

>>85177956
Every musical interlude is a complete waste of time that contributes nothing to the plot.

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Why is Carl so spergy about being woken up early?

>>85178337

Im ok with the cheap effects and terrible cgi. It gives it a surreal fake look, like the first part of FWWM.

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>>85176315
>Watch both seasons of TP and the movie

>Bobby doesn't get killed

Shit show.

>>85178630
>it's bad on purpose

>>85178480

This is what peak performance looks like

>>85178653
Bobby is literally a trillion times better than any of the new characters.

>>85178661
>Confirmed for never have watched any lynch.

>>85178195
>Might symbolize
>symbolize
>David Lynch
It's red, Anon

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>>85178653
>Best boy doesn't get killed
But that's a good thing anon

>>85178661
the original series was literally corny on purpose, since it was a soap opera pastiche. the show exists in a heightened reality.

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>>85178653
Give him a second chance. I understand why you spent the entire series waiting for him to get his shit pushed in. Bobby is great though.
>>85178602
because you have to establish some kind of boundaries when you manage the trailer park you live in.
>>85176814

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Sheryl Lee with hat ON

>>85178569
>HellLLLoooOOOO---OOOoh

>>85176427
Dear 4Chan friend, Sheryl Lee is a pretty good actress but she's not my type. Now excuse me while Laura Dern and I go meditate with benefits.

>>85178363
>>85178363
The show has always been based around her though. Can't say it's not a bit cringy that she seems to be a cosmic savior now, but even from the promos Lynch repeatedly said it's still Laura's story.

going by interviews he is a giant Sherylfag tho

>watch FWMM
>you killed Mike!
the fuck

Ugh. Ughhh! Before this viewing, I remembered very little from Fire Walk With Me, and now I know why. Not a goddamn thing happens in this movie. I actively hated it. It made me yearn for the absolute worst episode of Twin Peaks. At least in Twin Peaks, at its very worst, there’s an ever-present tone there that I appreciate. A wry, sprightly goofiness that allows me to float past even the worst dialogue, most nonsensical sub-plots and least convincing characterizations.

Fire Walk With Me is bereft of humor, of any discernible tone other than “Hey! We’re creepy!”. It’s weird and random for weird and random’s sake, and that, I cannot tolerate. This movie is in the service of nothing. Nothing is revealed, nothing is illuminated, nothing is expounded, nothing is improved.

Fire Walk With Me WASTES DAVID BOWIE. And for that, I will never forgive it. (In fact, we’re not gonna talk about Judy at all.)

It opens with the investigation into Teresa Banks’ death by Detective Chris Isaak and Detective Keifer Sutherland, working under Gordon Cole, who uses this orange-wigged spaz named Lil as code. Her sour face means means they’re going to have trouble with the local authorities. Her two blinking eyes means two of the local law enforcement agents are going to be a problem. Her hand in her pocket means they’re hiding something, her hand in a fist means they’ll be belligerent. Her walking in place means there will be a lot of legwork involved. Her wig means they’re heading into a dangerous situation. Her blue flower means...blue flower.

Before Fire Walk With Me traveled to Twin Peaks, as they followed the Teresa Banks’ investigation (including one throwaway scene with a really tired looking Kyle Maclachlan as Coop. He clearly did not want to return to this character), I thought the problem was that it didn’t take place in Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks the show without Twin Peaks the town is just insufferable, I thought.

>>85176521
haha

>it's a Lynch writes himself into the episode so he could kiss a young woman episode

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>>85178813

Laura is a bit special, don't be rude

>>85178826
But no. It’s equally insufferable once they begin following the high school travails of one Miss Laura Palmer, played with admirable effort by a not quite up to snuff Sheryl Lee, who here looks less like a high school student than she ever has before. One boon to Fire Walk With Me is that Moira Kelly replaced Laura Flynn Boyle as Donna, because Boyle (and Sherilynn Fenn’s Audrey) were wise enough to blow this shitshow. I like Moira Kelly’s Donna much better.

Everyone in this movie mumbles, you know? They just mumble and stumble around. Fire Walk With Me fucking drags, and you can just tell it dragged for all of the performers, too. NOBODY is feeling this movie. Not Lynch, not the cast, nobody. To indicate camaraderie between Laura, Donna, James, Mike and Bobby, the movie actually includes a several minute “interactions” montage. “They’re friends! You can tell, because here they are being friends, silently, set to music!”

A couple of things happened: we saw more of Little Lynch And Old Lady, who appeared to have some sort of psychic connection with Laura before she died. We see more of the Black Lodge. We do get to watch Laura make-out-fake-out with Harold Fucking Smith, so that part was okay. If anyone deserves blue balls, it’s that motherfucker.

And there was one truly effective part of Fire Walk With Me: Ray Wise as Leland Palmer. His scenes with Laura are harrowing since we know what’s coming. We see how unhappy and dysfunctional the Palmers were from the very beginning, whereas the pilot of Twin Peaks could lead the audience to believe this was a happy family that suffered a random tragedy.

But honestly, that’s a tiny drop in the 134-minute bucket of Fire Walk With Me, this dreary self-parody of a Lynch film that I truly believe nobody, nobody, wanted to make.

>>85177956
no

>>85178813
they were tripping the fuck out, when you've been high for days you will start laughing at random stuff
I once have been high on coke for three days in a row and at one point I became convinced I had a tumor and I thought it was funny as shit and I kept laughing, though they probably laced it with some shit

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>>85178767
VERY high quality post anon, I framed it and put it on my mantle

>>85178871
degenerate

>>85178363
can't remember when it was said but I'm pretty sure 'laura is the one' isn't a new concept to twin peaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PRW1Ymjnaw

>>85178653
You should have been hoping for James to be killed. Bobby is great.

what the hell was that bug

>>85178967
Jumping jack flash

>>85178951
do you think his Bald head happened on or off script?

>>85178895
I got cleaned up the year after that, I haven't been on drugs for I think 5 or 6 years at this point, though I still get drunk occasionally

>>85178967
judy

>>85178951
james is cool

bobby is a cop who is always cries

>>85178850
I don't even think Lynch was the writer of that episode or any of the episodes around it. Maybe he threatened the writers of that episode to put that in.

>>85178998
James left twin peaks to be useless.
Bobby stayed to help people.

>>85178951
To be honest, the whole James/Donna subplot was fucking insufferable and overused.

>still no fucking Leo
At this point it's clear he went to the Lodge and came out retarded too

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Was she a witch?

>>85178967
It was a mix between a frog and a locust, I guess referring to the biblical plagues. Maybe it's Mike, maybe it's something else. It probably doesn't matter and will never be referenced again and will just be another "wow so deep" mystery for navel-gazing film 101 students to ponder in this shitshow of a series.

>>85179012
There was a quote from one of the writers about how he was asked to write a scene where Lynch kisses Madchen so he didn't write it with his own hands, but definitely asked for it

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>>85179060

>>85179048
in my first viewing in 1995 I thought YES
and she would be linked to BL

>Harry S. Truman nuked Japan
What did Lynch mean by this?

>candie
>another new female character gets more screen time
>she is also qt as fuck
how does daddy biglynch do it

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

>>85179212
>candie
candie
candie
I can't let you go

IGGY POP is NEW JEFFRIES

>>85179233
ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES HAHA

>>85176521
based lunchposter lmfao gets me every time

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>Only now realized Miguel Ferrer died this year

Holy shit now I feel bad

His voice is so ASMR

>>85179265
beautiful post. this calls for another donut

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKBRyNNW3u0
If this isn't your jam, you've fucked up

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>>85179387
>died 2 days after my birthday...

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two piles of dirt with no real peaks

>>85179060
ahaha lol fuck off, stupid fuckin retard

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insight into chrysta's acting method

So the new ep is getting previewed at a con, they must have something there that will get people talking. My guess we see Laura Palmer or Hawk going into the red room. Or the audience gets completely Lynched and he show's old unseen footage from tp that tie into this season.

enjoying third season, skipped season 2 ep 10 to 21 crew representing

>>85179529
45 minutes of floor sweeping

>>85179514
she ys ay lmao

>>85179575
You say that about everybody.

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>>85179454
It's horrible to think about how Lynch twisted and corrupted Kyle to almost become a monster like him and now taunts him until he either kills himself or becomes so haunted that Lynch killing him will make it look like suicide

>>85179459
Then what's your interpretation, butthurt loser? Stop defending this shit cause it "Lynches teh normies XD" and make a positive contribution to the thread.

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>>85179616
That's vintage Lynch for you, God bless MJA for coming clean

>>85179616
doogie ur acting weird as shit

This season has too much sex

>>85179637
You know what you did bitch, and I'm gunna laugh when I fuck you.

>>85179387
I fucking love his voice.

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>mfw Cooper recover at the last episode but decides to live the Dougie life anyway

>>85179637
what is there to interpret about episode 8? it seemed pretty straightforward to me. atomic blast open rifts for creatures from another dimension. Bug man is one of the child of the glass box thing and it infested a woman. We'll see if this woman will become relevant or if it was just a cool scene to show the creatures from the atomic blast invading earth

I liked Becky's boyfriend in his debut because he was adorable. I'm sad he was revealed to be abusive in the last episode, he made a good contrast with Richard (who is a fucking piece of shit and I hate him).

Do we know who is Linda yet? Who were those two girl in the ending of Episode 9?

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What did Richard mean by this?

>>85179676
just like other modern tv shows

>>85179809
A linda was mentioned by the neckbeard that got a ride into town with HDS as someone that just got an electric wheelchair.

>>85179039
that's "filler" at it's finest.

What we have in twin peaks the return- the sequences that don't advance the overall plot- I would define as "Art", "part of the experience", "the point of experience" (I'm being 100% unironical). Donna\James: soap opera filler shit.

Contrast this to Every moment of Twin peaks the return: they are the point of twin peaks the return

>>85179811
>Sometimes I wish I could pack my sonic toys and go

>>85179809
>Who were those two girl in the ending of Episode 9?
Judy and another Judy

>>85179762
explain the woodman

>>85179554
>Missed Windomkino

>>85179811
that's his good dopple ganger from the white lodge

>>85179885

>>85179762
>>what is there to interpret about episode 8? it seemed pretty straightforward to me. atomic blast open rifts for creatures from another dimension.

>>85179762
pretty much this. If anything I think this episode is being over analyzed.

>>85179811
God this actor is ugly as shit and I hate his face.

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>>85179846
Linda is the neckbeard transgender talking about xerself in the third person.

>pick up phone
>presses buttons
>everything goes crazy
>this is considered good writing and thought provoking

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>>85179896
True kino

So is Richard Audrey's rape baby with bad Coop?

>>85180025
what does kino mean in the context of /tv/?

>>85179885
>>85179950
They are dulpas, windom earle mentions them as entities that are attracted to negative energy in the archive tape that garland shows coop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lDx8vsVDQ

>>85178653
I hated him at the beginning but he grew on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ
This was the start of the turn around. We get some great shit from Major Briggs but we finally see some real emotion and vulnerability in Bobby. I realized then he wasn't just another one dimensional asshole. He was just kid rebelling against his authority figures, scared and stupid but not incapable of being decent.

Anyone have the meme pic of people who want old Cooper back with all the memorabelia

>>85176974
translation: i am a victim because women hate me because i'm a fat autist

>>85180056
It's synonymous with "reddit"

>>85180050
Looks like a very real possibility. I want to see Audrey already. No wonder Sherilyn was so upset, she's not going to appear until the last episode.

>>85180070
NOT CANON

>>85180018

>>picks up keyboard
>presses buttons
>an uninformed shitpost non sequitur comes out
>this is considered a interesting opinion and thought provoking

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>>85180025
If Window was a season 3 Character, people would love him.
They only hate him because it wasn't Lynch's creation

PROVE ME WRONG

>>85180102
no, that would be me.
does kino even have a meaning?

>>85178569
It's like the training room from DBZ

>>85180070
This

hey guys, who owns the glass box? it is audrey?

I think the photo of evil doguie in epi 10 only meant he was passing by and asking directions from the scientist guy, it's not a confirmation of him owning the place, right?

>>85180095
HelloOooOo

>My family owns the property where the GPS coordinates lead. Please stop trespassing and making a mess. There is nothing but dirt, the show did not even ask if using our property location in their show would be cool.

lmao

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>85176375
>my wife
>aka a slut that fucked 90% of the twin peaks population

lol

>>85178569
wrong question. Dougie could have kept in shape in a lot of ways in the red room- magic, training, etc.

The question is how the fuck kyle kept that shape in real life- isn't he sixty or something

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Sheryl Lee has a very nice smile

>>85180225
It's not confirmation of anything but it healivy hints that it was set up by the doppleganger, probably to kill Cooper.
A little underwhelming if you ask me. It seems like every mystery behind everything in Season 3 is "Mr C did it to kill Cooper".

>>85180257
s-s-still p-pure....

>>85178429
Big difference between being the focal point of a series and literally being part of some divine plan to destroy a powerful demonic entity.

>>85180136
I like Season 3 and also liked Windom Earle. I probably wouldn't have liked if he actually did control the Red Room like Frost wanted him too but as he is in the show I did like him.

>>85178363
I didn't like the retcon.

>>85180362
Was Windom Earle a creation by Frost and Lynch BTFO'd him when he came back to the show? I know nothing about the story behind Twin Peaks, other than Frost's creative choices are questionable at best.

>>85180136
>evil mastermind that is 3 steps ahead of everyone and is basically evil cooper
Nah! No one would like him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqZs7Vl_xg

>>85180465
They would if it was a Lynch creation

>>85180422
Lynch wasn't involved in writing a lot of season 2 episodes. So Frost and/or the other writers came up with him. Frost's version of the finale had Windom being able to control the Red Room and Bob but Lynch came back for the finale and immediately killed Windom off.

>>85180257
that's an actress, anon

>Now I know how Brando felt.
What did he mean with this?

Just caught up on Netflix, when do new episodes come out?

>>85180305
I think that's pretty much the point isn't it? If he can kill cooper then he never has to go back to the lodge.

>>85180528
Great, Lynch saved Twin Peaks.

>>85180549
Never. The show has been cancelled.

>>85180560
Yes, that's the doppleganger's motivation, but it's underwhelming that absolutely every mystery is that he's scheming behind everything to accomplish that.

>>85178591
Harry was based until Lynch left and most of the cast stopped caring.

>>85177956
Last one was THICCC af

>>85180280
>tfw going to Comic-con
>tfw I was hoping to give her a hug
>She's not going

I'll get Lucy instead I guess

>>85177996
Scammed thousands of broke idiots out of large sums of money through his meditation cult.

>>85180604
that's total headcanon. if anything the acting only got more zany and hysterical as it became more comedic. Lynch was also still around since he was in a few episodes.

>>85180136
>pic
wololo

>>85180672
she's locked in Lynch's dungeon, same reason Sherilynn's not going

>>85180641
She's so fucking hot.

>>85180690
It's not, a lot of the cast have directly stated they felt abandoned by Lynch. Twin Peaks was huge and seemed to have potential for a long run, and this was in lucrative network TV. This is these people's careers, how they feed their families, and Lynch took his ball and went home.

>>85180689
charged people money to teach them how to meditate properly, fixed that for you

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The last episode was the best. I actually felt emotions towards the characters on the screen in every scene They acted like actual humans, not actors in an arthouse movie. Well done. It felt like Twin Peaks finally.

>>85180740
>>85180641
I want Rebecca del Rio to sit on my face while Senorita Dido pisses on my glowing balls

>>85180083
This and when he finally broke out to doc Jacoby were the defining moments when he stopped being the one dimensional asshole and became a nice character

>>85180740
>>85180641
She looked great in that dress, just the right amount of cleavage from those massive breasts. Not so much that she looked trashy, but just enough where I couldn't look away. I'm getting worked up just thinking about it, lads.

>>85180018
He had BOB with him, who is able to control electricity at will. It even shows that BOB is still with him at the begining of the episode. (I remember these two scenes being in the same episode but I might be wrong)

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>>85180733
Delete your post right now

>>85180790
but you're talking about how they felt, not how they performed. their performances were exactly the same. it's just the direction of the show that changed.

>>85180808
Yeah, I liked the episode. I was relieved because Part 9 was pretty bad.

>>85180853
This. This stuff isn't hard to understand people!!

>>85180465
>Mastermind
What does he do? Kill a bunch of people in ridicilous ways, play chess, and hide out in the woods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiwtDoxHT2Y

>>85180884
If your job is going to shit and you're about to be shit canned, you're going to phone it in.

>>85180018
in the old days you could hack entire phone networks using audio frequencies like dial tones. Google "phone phreaking". It's not totally fictional.

or maybe he dialled into a ready-made computer system that was set to inject malicious code into the prison.

>>85180941
find the way into the black lodge, play everyone multiple times, avoid getting captured, spy without being caught etc.
he was literally winning until he "lol died" because of Bob/Lynch

>>85180853
What is Bob, like fucking Electro or something all of a sudden? Fuck outta here with that.

>>85180996
who phoned it in in S2? (apart from Boyle cuz she cray)

I had no problem whatsoever with the acting.

>>85180853
I thought it was because he downloaded the security layouts for the prison when he killed daria in the earlier episode and was able to access it from the phone call

>>85181033
>literal Person of Interest level shit
>it's okay guys it was partially magic!
>this isn't stupid like the old series at all!

>>85181036
Go to bed Windom.

>>85181041
Lodge spirits have a strong connection to electricity and/or energy in general. This has been the case since FWWM.

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>>85176315
kys reddit

>>85181041
are you new to this show or something?

>>85181080
>it's okay guys it was partially magic!
do you even know what Twin Peaks is?

the ENTIRE thing is about magic

>>85181149

>>85181080
The magician longs to see.

>>85176953
Guarantee this will be the Bowie reveal episode

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Would you a bento box made by Kyle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmI5iG0qakU

>>85179811
>I'm here to add suffering to the Horne family, not that they needed more anyways

>>85177956
nope not missing anything. it's garbage. easily worst part of the show.

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>>85180050
Nope

>>85180050
it's donna's child

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>>85182042
It's Donna and Audrey's child.

>>85177491
CUTE

HELLO /tpg/, HOW ARE YOU TODAY

>>85180155
It's something akin to beautiful, with connotations of /comfy/