Definitely Not a Sony Executive

Do a Warhammer 40K franchise already you fucks

Raiminan 4

A 250 million dollar gay porno

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Baneposting cinematic universe

action movie but a strong black womyn is the lead and the badguys are all straight white men

>>85175480
a movie where an undercover exec takes /tv/'s film ideas and puts them together in a Movie 43 style sketch film

>>85175480
Idris Elba

>>85175480
Reboot sbideman

>>85176078
Make the Amazing Spider-Man 3

>>85175480
It doesn't matter what it's about. What's important is that there aren't any white people in it.

>>85175480
romantic comedy
interracial couple go on 'finding your roots' type tv show together and find out that their families share a connection
hilarity ensues
any black/white combo is fine

>>85176267
This

>>85176329
forgot to add have Leslie Jones or Tracy Morgan as older sibling/best friend

>>85175480
>Hollywood Sucks (Action/Comedy)
>Keanu Reeves plays an exaggerated version of himself as the leader of a secret vampire society in Hollywood
>The circle is composed of Reeves, Cruise, Liv Tyler, Christina Hendricks, Jared Leto, Elijah Wood and Kate Beckinsale
>One day someone from the group gets caught sucking blood at a party and spills out the secrets
>There is now a manhunt in Hollywood, led by Samuel L Jackson
>Final fight is Cruise and Keanu vs Samuel and surprise cameo RDJ

Turds
An animated adventure through the intestinal tract starring Leslie Jones. The villain is a tapeworm voiced by Liam Neeson.

a movie that has a plot, setting, related characters. the plot should have an exposition, rising action, climax, falling action, and a denouement

>>85175480
An action film where the hero is white and male, there is no SJW narrative, no anti-white hate, no WE WUZ KANGS, no forced "diversity", no contrived romance with dull cuntsplaining characters like Peggy/Sharon Carter, you forget Buffy ever happened so there are no "kick ass chicks" shitting up the film, and the script is warm hearted and funny. Like Indiana Jones used to be. Oh look, it's how Hollywood used to be when it was actually good and loved by all.

>>85175480
Gladiator but in the future
A society where the elites bankroll a program to genetically clone history's greatest warriors, raise them in simulations that replicate the lives they would have lived giving them the skills they would have gained, and then dumping them into a giant coliseum to fight each other.

>>85175480
Adam Sandler gets raped by an elephant who gets pregnant and dies after birth forcing him to raise the bastard by himself where wacky comedy ensues.

>>85175480
A 30 year long doccumentary where me and daddario live a happy life together raising a family

>>85176564
So you want to be pandered to. Got it.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>85177280
No! Cast me instead!

>>85177337
>I would like to watch something I hate please, make it 2hrs and 20mins long!

>>85177395
>>>/a/

I always wanted to make film about partner entrepreneurs who go from neighbourhood ice cream sellers to corporate giants and lose friendship on the way. Then I heard Will Ferret is making a movie about ice cream. Dammit. Scriptwriting sucks today.

Make a black buster adaptation of my unpublished novel and pay me 1 million dollars plz.

>>85176664

Finally we could have Bruce Lee beat everyone in history.

>>85177395
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

chris chan biopic starring Brendon Frazer

>>85175501
Ye this

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>>85177395
FINDS

>>85177395
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>85177445
Sounds like we dodged a bullet.

>>85176664
And then the gladiators take the evil system down together?
Sounds like an entertaining cliche desu.

>>85175480
lead on a respected and acclaimed director with promises of a sequel but increasingly distance him for creative control and meetings until you slowly oust him from the project entirely and replace him with a sexually confused misandrist yes-man who you know will follow you to the letter on your crusade to create the pro-minority record breaking blockbuster which will become your legacy, your titanic, your harry potter

you know, again

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>>85177395
Every thread.

>>85177589
Which movie was this?

>>85177561
>judges without knowing or reading
You remind me of those Executives who passed on BTTF, E.T etc. You def don't got imagination, creativity but most importantly, wisdom.

>>85177580
No, it would be like Battle Royale where maybe a couple of them manage to escape the slaughter but the program continues and our heroes have to lead the rest of their lives on the run in a confusing world which they don't fully understand. If you have the choice between the happy ending and the Kafka-esque one you always should choose Kafka.

>>85177556
>>85177478
Keit-ai will outlive Already a thing as a meme

Schizophrenic assaissin is hired to kill his other personality. Spends the whole movie of tracking himself and avoiding himself

>>85177748
>>85177748
>Finally kills the target by throwing him off a bridge.
>Final shot of the movie is a news story talking about another suicide at said bridge.

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>>85175738
Girl, now you talkin'.