Which one is you, /tv/?

>>85169340
>going to the movies
>ever

I actually bought a small popcorn for my Song To Song screening last week and ate maybe a quarter of it for the very reason on the left (this legitimately does bother people by the by). Not sure what I was thinking and not sure why I haven't just outright eliminated popcorn from any movie I go to see in favour of taking a bag of sweets or something.

kek who makes these

>>85169340
neither, the depiction on the left is woefully inaccurate

>>85169518
[s4s] or [r9k]

>>85169584
Virgin detected

the virgin ofc

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>>85169340
>he brings a can of CO2 and puts more of it into his drink

>>85169340
>not bringing glass bottles of beer
>not loudly toasting your friends every time you take a sip
plebs

>>85169340
That's wrong.
The chad sits up as tall as possible for optimal peripheral vision and to make eye contact with as many strangers as possible.
The virgin slouches because he doesn't want anyone to notice him and he fears that he may block someone else's view of the screen, which is silly because he, as 5 foot 7 manlet, cannot.

>>85169340
I want a virgin's semitic religion against chad's pantheon

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Is this /tv/?

>>85169340
>tfw last time I went to the movies only I was eating popcorn (of the 20 people there) and felt like a chad

anyone else smoke in the cinema when its fairly quite?

>>85169857
Are there more of these?

>>85172625
not since they installed cameras in mine

>>85169857
>Black text on dark grey background

Fucking kill yourself

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>>85169340
>implying good posture isn't comfy after the pain subsides.

>>85169857
I'm fucking dying

I go after all the elderly has seen it to catch a theater by myself and indulge loudly in popcorn and soda with my legs up on the seats on front of me.

why do chads in these pictures look like butch anime characters

am I missing something

>>85172961
The people who make these never actually go outside to see what an actual person looks like so they draw "alphas" in the vain of their Jojo animes.

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27yo touchless virgin here

I usually get the biggest popcorn bucket there is.
I sit as comfortable as possible, i'm 6'2 and sometimes accidentally kick the seat in front of me.
I always get a large pepsi to my popcorn.

I'm not fat or skinnyfat and my butt never itches.

Last time I been to the cinema was when prometheus came out, back then I still had contact to a friend from school.
I also eat the popcorn during the complete movie, don't care about loud or quiet segments.

>>85169340
It's inaccurate. Chad is talking at the phone and the girl is giving him a blowjob

>>85173195
32yo touchless virgin here
I just bring a waterbottle, I love cold water from my insulated bottle.

>>85173381
I only drink pepsi when at the cinema, otherwise I also only drink water.
Drinking soda once or twice a year shouldn't be harmful I think.

>>85169340
Forced meme.

>>85173195
>>85173381
What the fuck in wrong in America? Why are there so many adult virgins?

I'm from Spain, and I don't know a single person over 20 who is still virgin.

>>85173195
>>85173381
What in the fuck is a touchless virgin? Surely it can't be- Oh, fuck.

the last time i went to the movies, there was a dude smacking his lips every 10 seconds. it's that "pop pop" sound people make after they put on chapstick or lipstick. after 10 minutes i asked him as nicely as possible to stop, and he said he had tourettes. nothing i could do at that point, no other seeats looked open.

i don't think i've ever had an "ideal theater experience". there's always something.

Neither. I see most films alone, only get a small cup of free ice water at concessions. Always silence my phone. If not assigned seating, I arrive at least 20 min early to secure a good seat. Usually 30 min if it's a new release. Always take one final piss before the previews start, since I refuse to walk out and piss during the movie.

>>85173577
I live in Scandinavia, not the US.

>>85173577
because you're all unemployed lol and having sex is the only thing to do in spain other than fighting bulls

>>85173577
So do women just walk around knocking on doors asking if there are any virgins in need of getting laid in Spain? Because that's the only way I'd ever get some since I don't socialize with people and I'm sure there are shut-ins in Spain too.

>>85173577
European here too.

Americans are obsessed with virginity, they’re more religious than us.

>>85173652
>I live in s-scandinavia

anyone who says scandinavia on 4chan is just too embarrassed to say sweden

>>85173802
Norway actually. But most people have never heard of that country.

>>85173838
Pretty sure more people know of norway than scandinavia. I still think you're swedish but hey that's nothing to be ashamed of

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>>85173577
I'm the 27yo touchless virgin, i'm from europe not from the US.

>>85173589
Never kissed a girl, don't remember hugging one, never had gf, never held hands with a girl.

no idea if it counts as getting touched but in school in 9th grade I was sitting next to a girl and her arm accidentally rubbed against mine for like 3 seconds.

I also never seen tits or a naked woman IRL

>>85173577
priest rape doesn't count

>>85173577
>wasting your juice on whores

lol

>>85173940
>Wasting your juice on your anime sex doll

i've never been to the movies alone

>>85173890
im swedish
not him btw
also not a kissless virgin
just a standard virgin

>>85173995
at least she doesn't fuck other guys

>>85173995
anime is shit desu i just fuck my head sized pillows

>>85174021
Sloppy seconds are hot. More lube.

>>85169340
none, because only /r9k/ deals in absolutes

>>85169512
>Not sure what I was thinking and not sure why I haven't just outright eliminated popcorn from any movie I go to see in favour of taking a bag of sweets or something.
You're just a stupid creature of habit.

>>85169340
>Chad
>bad posture

>>85169340
i buy nachos
popcorn a shit

>>85173903
>just be yourself bro

>>85169340
Who scratches thier ass at the theaters? And when eating popcorn? /tv/ is filth.

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>>85175653
Unless your theater is brand new, the cheese container 100% hasn't been cleaned out in months, if ever.

>was a virgin till not long ago
>was always good at pretending I'm a normie when it comes to new people who don't know me
>slut gets baited
>we bang
>she comes twice, I barely cum after 30 minutes due to constant porn and masturbating
>she gets impressed
>we regularly bang and I fuck other whores on the side

Guys, you can do it. Just learn not to give away your virgin status.

>>85176224
I'm almost 30. It's not going to happen

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this is me

>>85169857
>>85176371
what is this fucking terrible forced addition to this meme?

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>>85176762

>>85169512
dont care about others so much, they dont care about you.
if somebody eating popcorn in a movie theater, then THEY are in the wrong, not you

>>85172625
no the smoke gives it away, i sometimes shoot up though

>>85169857
wizard is shit

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the home kinography viewing

>>85179947
I do a couple of those and I'm not a virgin

>>85179947
now post the Chad one

>>85179947
Whatever the Chad one looks like, it needs "always downloads a ton of toolbars for his browsers"