What does /tv/ think of Christina Hendricks?
Tough, cute, I'd stick it up her poop chute.
Not much, i'm lactose intolerent
Boobs
What other titcow could take her on in a boob-off? Seems almost like she's in her own weight class.
I think I should be the bull to her husband's cuck.
I like how she looks like a fleshy inflatable.
She needs to stop shaving her legs, pits, belly, nipples, asshole, and everything else.
>>85168848
hmmmmm... yes quite... is that... i daresay... a hint of nipple my dear?
Disgusting under that one inch layer of makeup. Tits are gross with veins everywhere and areolas the size of dinner plates. Smells of talcum powder.
how is she allowed to get away with this?
>>85168910
wasn't there a big to-do about how titty monsters are discriminated against for TV/movie roles?
>>85168910
She was decent in Mad Men but often overrated. As far as the titcow thing, she never birthed and calves and is likely barren by now. There never was and never will be any milky.
M I L C C
I
L
C
C
>>85169077
hint: if you suck 'em enough, milk will come out
It is a fucking travesty, a mark on mankind, that we will never see those village feeders bare.
>>85169182
Thanks for the tip anon. As a human dairy farmer, I am well aware of this. She is 42. Her only real value is to sell her off to a halal butcher for cutter/can grade meat.
Isn't she going to age out soon? Why doesn't she take as much work as she can get while she is prime mommy?
>>85168848
>no pov titfuck vids
dropped
>>85169286
yes there is
More pics pls
>>85169352
literal homosexual
>>85168992
This sounds about right
this pic is peak christina
>>85169375
t. Fat virgin thinking every woman has to have giant disgusting udders to be sexy because his Chinese inflating fetish comics say so
>>85169423
t. closet homosexual
>>85169416
you just reminded me I needed to photoshop those juice cartons into milk cartons
>>85169423
t. homosexual
>>85169329
She should make JOI mommy videos
>>85168992
>veins everywhere and areolas the size of dinner plates
>>85169423
projecting homosex,sad!
>>85169423
>>85169473
yeah I want to see her give nurturing handjobs while her massive tits sway gently until they get covered with 7 days worth of man goo
>>85169627
never thought about it but it looks comfy
>>85169583
>>85169627
handjob+breastfeed is top tier
>>85169627
source?
>>85168848
>me what does /tv/ think of her le 'body of work xd
Yawn
>>85169858
bonjour reddit
>>85168910
*A challenger appears*
>>85169989
When you need an absurd photoshop to challenge the titqueen, you know there are no contenders.
>>85170075
It's the only way to make it fair
>>85169989
Bigger.
>>85168992
>>85169473
https://xhamster.com/movies/4194776/joi.html
Christina "Titlet Nightmare" Hendricks
>>85169416
She hasn't even begun to peak
>>85169024
they definitely are though
>>85168910
Ariel winter if she hadn't fucked her shit up
>>85168910
>>85169329
Ho w do women with huge breasts reconcile with the fact that men are literally fucking programmed to look at them?
Like, you have to make a concerted effort to not look at her tits in this webm. Your eyes are naturally drawn to them.
>>85170465
I looked at her eyes
>>85170493
It's ok, anon, being gay isn't a crime anymore.
>>85169627
Sauce me up, senpai.
>>85170378
Based Glennis
Her boobs get the spotlight but people forget her ass sometimes.
>>85169730
>>85169627
Nah son, tittyfuck or gtfo
can we take some of her dna for cloning
>>85170595
Trust me I don't forget it
>>85170652
yes
If you look close enough you can see the entire outline of her nipples those things are bursting at the seams
>>85170465
a lot of them cover them up if they catch a guy they dont want to look looking at them
that has to suck though to always do that
>>85170412
While big, she still wouldn't have been close
>>85170742
If you look close enough you'd know that was fake you fucking autist cunt
Notice the cowbell photoshopped in? No? Holy fucking shit
>>85169627
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT TO DO THAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When she takes a shower, she slings her breasts over her shoulder to wash her stomach.
>>85168848
>that fucking waist belt
She 100% knows what she's doing, holy hell
>>85170889
look up pictures of Hendricks when she was her age pre JUST
ariel would have been the ultimo tittymonster
>>85168848
She looked 10/10 in Drive
>you will never fuck her tits and cum on her glasses
>>85168848
the cowbell is verry fitting
>noone has made a webm of hendricks getting fucked in Bad Santa 2
cmoooon
>>85171396
I'd rather cum into her armpits.
>>85170889
Womans titties grow trough her life. If she was already that big at 16, at 30 or god help 40 they would have been freakish.
>>85171451
him fucking the fattie in the bar toilet was a hotter scene
>>85169627
Isn't breast milk able to be a carrier for HIV?
>>85171485
Why would someone need to alter that which is already perfect?
>>85170168
>>85171505
That and many other diseases. There is a beautiful hooker here that is offering nursing but I am too scared to try it.
>>85170595
>>85171422
It would be cute.
>>85171627
do not do it. I remember reading about this in college. One of the few opportunities when you would be literally swallowing diseases by the mouthful.
NO ANON!
>>85171481
She's just going to end up a fatty though, so it's a moot point
>>85171679
Literally perfect, if only she didn't shave.
>>85171725
"Moo" point
>>85171481
she used to be skinny and have tiny tits
>>85168910
Mia Zarring
>>85170465
They wear revealing clothing and then complain on facebook about how men are pigs that should be castrated
Am I banned
>>85171822
manfaced tranny with linebacker shoulders desu
>>85171889
she obviously needs upper body strength anon
also
>me on the left
>>85170465
some of them just cut them off
>>85171843
yes
>>85171961
What is this heifer doing not hooked up to an industrial milking machine?
>>85171627
>>85171717
Then how come babies get to drink it?
>>85171822
holy FUCK i can't hold it
>>85171961
It's weird that I know of so many women who are in the process of reducing their breast size. Having double Ds is like winning the lottery. If you're not hideous looking, you literally have life on easy mode.
>>85171822
thats a lot of woman
>>85169423
>>85172333
b-but muh back pain
>>85172374
>>85169423
t.Booblet roastie
I need you guys to keep posting pictures of hendricks and only when I give the word can you stop.
>>85172419
What's her name?
>>85171961
>you will never have this beautiful innocent semen demon come home and pull off her concealing sweater or jacket because she saves her body for her man's eyes only...
Why even live?
>>85172521
there's probably like 5 threads right now on /hr/ dedicated to her
>>85172521
well i dont have many so cant do that
>>85172569
she looks like she never stops talking. deal breaker right there
kinos with strong female leads?
>tfw you get a titfuck for the first time
That's when i realized that:
tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ass
>>85171961
why would she do that
btw any pics of her without a shirt
STOP USING SHOOPS
>>85172618
This looks like the initial reveal where you just got her home and you think shes just your average 7/10 qt and then she whips off the sweater and you made a face like you just struck the mother lode.
>>85169329
Wow it really is like im watching a jav
>>85172619
Name?
>>85171451
She was in bad santa 2 naked?
>>85172419
name ffs
>>85172705
fuck you i wont do what you tell me
>>85172863
if she were don't you think it would've been posted by now?
>>85172924
Don't be a faggot.
>>85171100
But you're wrong you idiot
>>85172837
missmiafit
>>85168848
Fat joker faced bitch that only appeals to perpetually infanitized neckbeards neglected by their mothers.
Deal with it.
>>85173030
t. pedophile
>>85171764
Mommy
>>85172968
Not him but that's a shop too you mong.
>>85172837
>>85172975
She use to do porn back in the day. It's EXTREMELY hard to find her stuff but its out there on those shady rapid sites
>>85172717
>fat droopy and sloppy tits
>motherload
Gross.
>>85173066
Then show me the original
>>85173083
pictures always look better than porn
>>85173142
Someone already posted it.
>>85173105
fag
>>85171396
>>you will never fuck her tits and cum on her glasses
anyone have a link to videos like this featuring redheaded milfs?
>>85168848
Was kinda cute in Firefly, then immediately became obese and never turned me on in Mad Men or even later.
>>85168848
I still have no idea who she is really.
I've only ever seen her in 1 thing and that was Fist Fight.
She's just a bird with huge tits... that's literally it.
Usually I'm well into redheads but she doesn't do anything for me.
>>85172533
>>85172877
>there are people on here too young to remember prime linsey dawn mckenzie
>>85173524
What's a redhead that does?
>>85171034
shoop
>>85171331
she clearly wore a corset for all of mad men as she was literally OBESE during it. just look at her arms and notice that you never see her full upper arms in the show. she never wears a bikini or anything revealing. even her cleavage is mostly left to the imagination, it might as well be a stuffed bra.
>>85171451
>gets fucked with her clothes on with little lighting
It's shit senpai.
>>85170378
>dudebro i'll take a corona with lime
>like bro wow
It probably stems from my envy of the fact that he has plunged balls-deep into my titfu and I never will, but that doesn't mean he's not some dumb fag anyway.
>>85169730
nursing handjobs are patrician's tier
>>85168992
>veins everywhere and areolas the size of dinner plates
c'mon if you don't like this, doesn't that make you gay?
>>85172333
>If you're not hideous looking, you literally have life on easy mode.
my fetish is seeing a very ugly woman with huge breasts getting fucked by a guy she can only get because of those breasts.
>>85174024
WHY IS MY PENNIS NOT BETWEEN THEM
>>85168992
You act as if this doesn't arouse me
>>85168992
should probably tell your parents you're gay now before they buy you that prostitute since they know you're still a virgin
>>85174024
>this is the absolute worst she is capable of looking
Damn, as if we needed more proof that she's a goddess.
>>85174243
Check out Lexxi Luxxe, or whatever name she goes by now.
She's pretty much only in porn for her breasts.
actual contender, coming through!
>>85174286
>fat, not really attractive
>massive tits, actually somehow larger than her stomach
true that
>>85174300
>>85174307
>>85174317
to keep a constant stream of christina's breast sweat vapors flowing to his nose
>>85173388
Dude tell me if anyone give you any videos
>>85174294
THIS
>>85174406
Sent :)
>>85174346
>tits somehow larger than her stomach
You should see the videos she did when she was pregnant. Literally a hot air balloon.
>>85174521
what? where?
>>85174536
looks like i got something t o do later, thanks
>>85169423
>>85169352
>>85168890
>>85170493
>>85173030
>>85173513
>>85174509
>>85169456
Don't forget to shoop the wine glasses to contain milk too.
>>85174509
fuuuuck
>>85170378
Why is Cristina hiding her drink? Is it a glass of milk?
we need a titty monster/mommy general
>>85173715
>>85170595
Webm of this?
>>85173666
>she never wears a bikini or anything revealing
Because 30+ women in the 60's didn't wear bikinis you goof
Your entire post is also wrong
>>85175533
You see other women wearing bikinis or even bathing suits in Mad Men, why not her?
>>85175596
Doesn't fit her character
>>85168848
MOMMY MILKY
>>85172333
If you have a small frame with disproportionate milkers it might be a hassle, otherwise you need to do some deadlifts desu
>>85175603
>office slut who always wears corsets and cleavage
>wearing a bathing suit wouldn't fit her character
Yeah, maybe if they didn't make those sizes back then yet.
>>85171822
already beat >>85175680
to it
>>85172669
Is it that good? Tried it with a semi booblet and didn't really do anything.
>>85175714
She was a tease, you complete faggot, and if she had worn a bikini at any point every man in the vicinity would go hog wild. Her body was forbidden treasure and everyone knew it.
>>85175727
You need at least Dennings-tier for the full satisfying experience
>>85171961
Pls, I need more. I need to fantasize about being with a woman that I stand no chance with and that lives in a different country.Blond hair does it for me though, big tits are always just a bonus
>>85175596
>why not her?
no one wants to see her jiggly gut covered in stretch marks.
>>85176251
I've fapped twice today, anon, and your post still made my dick twitch.
>>85176251
Yeah, that was my original point. She was OBESE, they just covered it up enough that thirsty guys chose to ignore her obesity and corset. They couldn't show her in anything really revealing because it would have ruined the wishful fantasy of these thirsty viewers.
>>85176446
PENIS GETTING HARDER
STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
how can anyone be an ass guy? i almost don't trust a man with such a preference
>>85176575
They're niggers.
>>85176575
Would take Eva Lovia over Leanne Crow
>>85176575
Ass is the nigger preference. That's all you need to know.
>>85176575
It goes both ways.
>>85176575
If tits had an asshole I'd be a titsguy, but nature has made it so that my calling is to be an assguy. I still like tits though.
>>85173715
sweater puppies
>>85174853
The fuck
How is this allowed
>>85176575
The whole debate is so stupid, the Lord shaped women perfectly. Tits at the front, ass from behind. They are in no way competing.
>>85175596
Fuck off brainlet
>>85176955
thirsty chubby chaser
>>85175727
>Booblet
That's the problem, and yes it feels really good.
I thought it would be pointless because :
1.- not wet like when you get a BJ
2.- not a strong grip like when you get a a HJ
But Holy shit, getting one really makes you love boobs a lot more.
>>85175928
Yeah, but i think at least C-cups gives them the ability to do it.
>>85177092
fag
>>85177106
elaborate
>>85177183
being attracted to women of a healthy weight is normal. you're the odd one out, behave like the minority you are and ask for gibs or something. fat women are ugly and if you are into them you're pathetic.
>>85177320
God you're gay.
>>85171961
Come on /tv/, just tell me her name.I beg you
>>85177387
Repeating this over and over won't make it true, autist.
>>85177437
Practice what you preach.
>>85177424
No, fuck off, that's all there really is. All the other videos show nothing.
>>85168992
sound delicious 2bh
>>85177596
Being a man sucks, I want off this ride. Why am I so pathetically horny. MAKE IT STOP! I want more of her!
I hate women and so should you!
>>85176575
this
>>85168910
Sophie Howard
>>85177737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zMi01GrWdU&feature=youtu.be&
say goodbye to your happiness
No love for Gemma
>>85177915
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a4142527a54
>>85174509
It was even hotter when she turned into ketchup
>>85169024
That's true, though
>>85177983
I saw the face of god and it was weeping
>>85172333
How do I know you're a kissless virgin?
>>85177983
Jesus, those comments. She is literally perfect though. watch?v=LpPumVLJ9qQ 1:20.
Yes, I'm too stupid to skip to the spot.
Those of you who are good with .webm, you are needed.
>>85178594
>>perfect
meh she has a shit ass and she's whiney as fuck.
>>85168910
She's nothing compared to porn actresses in the big natural boobs category.
>>85178981
Yeah, she looks and sounds weak. Probably why she's getting a reduction. Someone in the comments said something about exercising and she replied "I have a disease. I can't exercise.
>>85171822
>>85175718
Have a couple of new ones, anons.
>>85179226
>>85179226
She moves like a cargo ship on rough waters
>>85179183
>>85179226
>>85179271
Stop it with these noname whores
and /tv/ still isn't familiar with Anfisa Chehkova.
>>85179352
>Milena velba
>no name
are you 12? you know you're in a boob thread, rite?
>>85179352
Mia is famous in Russia. She's a C-list celebrity that appears on daytime TV often.
>>85172968
please MOAR xray Hendricks mommy boobs
>>85169024
That was just that Ratajkowski lassie complaining that she wasn't getting work because of her 32C boobs.
The little girl from The Golden Compass has grown up to become such a tittie monster. If this was shooped can anyone find the original photo? This was all I've found
>>85179596
>>85179596
>>85179626
still some more
>>85179596
>>85179626
>>85179655
>>85179626
>>85179655
>>85179693
>>85179596
never seen a different version of that image so I assume it's what she actually looked like wearing that corset-thing
>>85179596
>>85179626
>>85179655
>>85179693
>>85179736
last one (for now)
what ever you guys do, don't search up her feet.
>>85179817
I'm glad her feet aren't nice, for some reason, so that retarded footfaggots like you suffered.
>>85179324
Most huge boobed women have that gingerly sort of movement because they don't want all that to get out of control.
>>85179844
>he can't enjoy a woman from head to toe
lowtest
>>85179881
Kill yourself.
>>85179844
good. i hate footfags
>>85179183
ridiculously fake
>>85179877
This, and bouncing them around will set off every dick in the vicinity.
>>85174853
>>85174931
fucking hell why have i not seen this woman before
>>85179987
>big=fake
Did you just discover porn yesterday?
Do Christina bikini pics exist?
>>85179901
you will always be less of a man than me, you can't even enjoy a woman to the fullest
>>85171961
>that total lack of ass
lmao, so this is what white ''''''men'''''' find attractive
>>85180075
Seriously, kill yourself you fucking fetishtard, shitting up every nice women thread "b-but what about her feet!" Fucking mouthbreathers.
>>85172619
great body/10 but butterface as fuck
>>85179881
>Lumping in armpits with feet
How dare you.
MOMMY MOMMY ANON NEED MILKY
>>85179987
idiot
>>85179844
>>85179817
>>85180011
She was actually in some movies in the 80s in Eastern Germany.
>>85180108
>being this mad about not being able to an aspect of a woman
you're probably a manlet too, aren't you
>>85174509
I've seen this webm a million fucking times, but I have no idea what it goes with.
I'm assuming some otherwise garbage tier spook movie notable for that chicks perfect smile and dynamite tits only?
>>85168848
milk tit cow udder
>>85168867
>it
a thermometer?
>>85180197
kek
anyways here's more mia
I met her at a parking lot. She was timid, non-combative and cooperative.
>>85180231
I'm sorry your mom neglected you as a child anon.
>>85180108
how is liking feet a fetish? it's part of a womans body, are you gay?
>>85180311
>>85180319
>how is liking feet a fetish?
So you're actually developmentally disabled?
>>85180347
*inhales*
>>85180313
stay lowtest bucko
How would you prefer to die /tv/? Forced to drink milk from her udders until you drown or to be suffocated beneath her BRAPing behind?
>>85180347
id unironically spread her ass checks, place my face in between and let go so that they slap me at the same time
>>85179807
>i
>>85179782
>>85179736
>>85179693
>>85179655
>>85179626
>>85179596
> not putting the best ones
>>85180384
That doesn't even make sense you goomba looking son of a bitch.
>>85171822
>>85172456
>>85175680
>>85179271
>>85179226
>>85180296
MUH DICKKKKK
>>85169000
i wish elle had christinas mammay glands
>>85180413
I want her to waterboard me with her udders then suffocate me.
>>85180437
>not cropping "ass world"
You had one job...
>>85180372
>>85180011
She was about 45 years old when that video was made, btw.
>>85180347
>>85180372
>>85180437
>>85180438
Elle would snap in half
>>85180347
yummy mommy!
>>85180347
>>85180372
>>85180437
>>85180490
dem legs and heels dayum
>>85180431
you're missing out anon, maybe you just start taking T.
>>85180384
>>85180490
>>85179881
Feet are for bottomfeeders
>>85180538
>>85180514
>>85180490
Me on the right
is this now a Mommykino thread?
>>85179183
Milena is now working as a nurse (the hospital kind). I just think that's a bit funny.
>>85180755
So sad
>>85180818
technically not a MILF but sure
>>85180755
chestlets btfo
>>85173083
>It's EXTREMELY hard to find her stuff
I just did what a twelve year old would do and typed in her name along with "nude" at the end and I found it.
http://imgur.com/a/Ktem5
>>85180902
>you will never fuck Tessa's perfect titties
I always fap to that cam show where she's titfucking a cucumber or something.
>>85179881
>doesn't appreciate a woman's neck
you're so entry level it hurts
>>85170436
i'd like to put my semen in her ovich
>>85174182
>likes veins
>likes giant nipples
You might want to try sucking cock.
>>85181445
>doesn't like tits
>thinks about cock incessantly
Stop projecting your homosexuality.
>>85180428
based
>>85181473
this 2bh
>>85180679
you and your identical triplets
>>85170595
wtf I want to bury my face in her ass now
>>85168910
look up Holly Peers
>stumble on a video of a busty Czech mommy giving a public handjob to some chink in a bus with her huge tits out
>hottest shit ever
>forgot to bookmark it and can't find it again
I just want it to end.
>>85180646
>Implying this is not what they want to be
>>85180246
An ep of Masters of Horror
>>85174024