Autism kino is back on the menu

I want to know how something like this came around

>>85167652

Refusing to implement eugenics policies. This is what you get when the market adapts to the autism epidemic.

>>85167616

autismkino coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

>>85167616
at last.. we are finally My Inevitable Biopic™

>>85167652
Rudely/cutely blunt, socially inept (but not too much -- they're empathic when the plot calls for it), obsessive-compulsive (not too much -- just enough for that Wes Anderson aesthetic) secretly genius protagonists are the shit now, autismos can be fitted into all of those selling points while also getting extra for representation

>>85167616
HAHAH ITS SO COOL AUTSIM HAHAHA WEW LAD SO FUNNY

>>85167783

This. Guaranteed this show won't actually be about an autismo, it will be about a secret genius who is OMG SO QUIRKY :^)

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>>85167764
Me too!
t. born with autism in real life

>>85167871
>being this autistic

dude I'm mocking this even though I was diagnosed when I was a kid lmao

>>85167616
ZARLANGA!

>>85167910
WOAH A GUY THAT CANT FIT IT LETS MAKE FUN OF HIM HAHAHA WOW SO FUNNY

>>85167616
When will this whole quirky wannabe Little Miss Sunshine fad die out? It's been ten fucking years. Any time I see that white handwritten font on a brightly colored background with fucking ukele, mandolin, or banjo music playing I know to stay the fuck away from that project.

>>85168020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjwlrvcKcfI

>>85168001
>implying anyone here "fits in"

>>85167928
Nice false equivalency, gay faggot

This is /ourshow/

who /viralmarketingteam/ here?

>>85168055
>implying 80% of current /tv/ content isn't reposts of previously stated opinions or trivia posted just to get some approving (you)s

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>>85168131
>>85168001
>>85167871

Guys, it's time to listen.

>>85168051
2009 wow and nothing changed

>>85168151

Most of the fucking board at this point

Shills shilling shills shilling shills

>>85168215

im always so impressed at how well H*R holds up

>that wide shot gag

>>85167910
almost like the whole of this site

>>85167616

>autist tries to date
>not a single frame of him posting on /r9k/

it's like they don't even understand their demographic

>>85167616
why can't they just leave us alone lads

>>85168256
we want to be left alone?

why are we here then?

FUCK AUTISM AND FUCK AUTISTIC PEOPLE, BURN THEM ALL

>>85168302
wanting to be left alone is why we're here you daft cunt

>>85168302
what are you talking about

I'm so happy I canceled Netflix months ago.

Why do americans wear white shirts under everything?

>>85167616
Is this, kind of offensive?

>>85168371
fat people sweat a lot

>>85167616
another white male?

>>85168371
He's literally autistic, Anon. Most Americans just wear t-shirts under button ups.

>>85168371

not Americans

autists

>>85167616
And that scrambleheaded boy grew up to be Alan Partridge.

>Friends
>Girlfriend
>Enough self awareness to quip
>zero depression
>Sometimes I wish I was normal
>Not every second of every day
fuck this sugar coated trash

here's some true autism kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrXj4CMC2yk

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>>85167616

anyone used to get bullied by the hot girls in school based on your autism and them "flirting" with you? I had this one girl who would always walk up behind me while I was drawing out map layouts from halo 2 in my notebook and she would pretend to be impressed and turned on by it and run her hands through my hair like she couldnt control herself

>>85168442
Has a jew sort of look to him

>>85168334
then we are not alone now are we, tard pants

>>85168510

I had girls make jokes about me being their boyfriend up until as recently as last year, and I'm 27

>>85168542
because internet relationships = real ones?
yikes!

>>85168371
>not wearing a comfy t-shirt under your shirt
You gay or something?

>>85168467
This.

>>85168593
>wanting to be comfy
Are you low test?

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>>85168371
That's what I think anyway. Marlon probably did more than anyone for it.

I feel bad for this kid

New to the scene and already typecasted

>>85167616
I thought it was already on the menu.
Mr.Robot anyone ?

>>85168552

this still happens to me

>>85167616
Why would jennifer Jason Leigh accept to be in this monstrosity

>>85167616
the story between the parents seems way more interesting than watching some normie pretend to be me

>>85168774
she's a single mom and needs the cash. she started to look really diabolical after the divorce, something's wrong with her face.
fuck noah baumbach...
where's the "AMA about JJL" poster anyway?

>>85168774

she's in the amityville movie with bella thorne that's so awful the studio won't release it. she's completely given up.

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>>85167900

Congrats your "disease" is now a joke.

>>85168467
this desu

>>85168756
>Gets laid in the first fucking episode
Stopped watching at that precise moment.

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>>85167616
y mommy?

>>85168201
hahahaha so epic right just like hahaha

>>85168510
>I was drawing out map layouts from halo 2 in my notebook and she would pretend to be impressed and turned on by it

I honestly don't know whether I feel fucking awful for you or if I should laugh.

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>>85168929
it is pretty shite compared with this

>>85169124
hahaha be sure you tell your normie firends
Look and laugh hahahahah lol what a retard

>>85169046
I don't know why drawing Halo 2 maps is such a bad thing

>>85167755
unwatchable

>>85167755
The angry sperging of betas and neets in the comments in the comments is the best part desu. Nice dubs btw

>>85169184
I certainly didn't mean laughter at you but the idea of some girl pretending to be turned on by the maps...well...

>>85169157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hv6pqRwwQA

ROLL UP, ROLL UP

>>85169436
>You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.
Thanks mods

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>>85167616
>>85167755
>>85168501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxKEg-IBBo
OUTTA THE WAY PEOPLE WE GOT THE REAL AUTISMKINO COMIN' THROUGH

>>85169477
Holy fucking shit I thought this was a joke for the first few minutes.
This can't be a real show.

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>>85167616

>>85169477
>autistic
>won't watch Ducktales

>>85168510
Every girl in my Grade 7 class got up once during lunch and demanded that I ask them out and be their boyfriend, obviously all sarcasm to make me feel like shit because of muh autism
Stupid whores

>>85167616
>>85167755
>>85169477
Step aside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDa5G0czkTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU59BEMy5GE

sitting on the floor and reading a book means you have autism? he's also dressed pretty trendily.

>>85169568

>>85167616
What the fuck does that joke about work pants means??? I don't get it, is this some sort of normie humour? Why is she making that sound? Do American girls never see their fathers wearing briefs?

>>85169477
Why this looks like a Problem Child 2 parody?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-SxktKa7Fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M1nfB7iJvU

>>85167616
Why didn't they get someone who actually has autism to play the role? It's time for a boycott.

>>85169734
Could a real autist act well?

>>85169761
Fuck off, people of autism can do the same things as anyone else.

>>85169761
They can't stop being autistic which is what you want.

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>>85167755
Man, that was pretty well made for a Buzzfeed video.

>>85167616
>Indian guy: I'm taking you into Poo city
What?

>>85167616
this looks like absolute garbage, and that's not even what autism is

autism is basically schizophrenia/brain damage


this kid is so obviously not autistic shit movie

BAZINGA

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why do norms have such a hard time capturing what actual real life aspies are like

the closest to reality I can think of is lars and the real girl

>>85168842
whats up with all you retards that constantly refer to disorders as "diseases" then act like how it's dumb that they're called "diseases."

They're not called diseases. Why do so many of you think they are? Or is literally all just one retarded faggot with a significant mental "disease?"

Why don't you know things m8? Why are you ok with being stupid?

>>85167755
this is what you guys consider autism?

to me this guy is as normie as they come

>>85167616
What Hollywood thinks is autism:
>I love video games
>I'm such a weirdo
>hey im not perfect but I'm special hehe :)

Actual autism
>HOI WOWIE
>IIIIUHHHHH!!! II-IIIHUURGGHHH

>>85167616
And here real life autist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcF5HpJ8bk

See any difference.
Never get a kid with a woman after 40.
Your life will be hell, not this cute tv series.

>>85170067
You couldn't have made it more obvious you didn't even watch the trailer.

>>85167616
I dated an autistic guy once

>>85169615

my first job when I was 17 was working at a burger king and my manager, a 20 year old at the local college, used to really bully me, but then she would feel guilty for it and be really nice to me and only me.

they forgot the bit where he becomes a 24 year old neet who everyone is terrified of and never gets a job or loses his virginity and spend 14 hours a day trying to get (you)s on a Siberian model railway enthusiast forum

>>85170099
Why didn't you fuck your senpai?

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>>85167616
I's funny because the only think that's keeping a young man from getting a gf is not his social skills, but his appearance.

My advice to this kid-get a better haircut, dress better, start lifting, wear insoles.

>>85169458
>He's mad because his obnoxious shitposting isn't tolerated
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

https://youtu.be/tmmCW8Cz7mE
Chugga chugga chugga chugga

>>85170142

too intimidated. Im not kidding, I think she could have gotten fired for how mean she was to me. But then she would be all sweet and call me "baby"

>>85167616
fucking fake autist

this is an autisti

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ClUrGPTdq5

Where the fuck did autism come from? Like growing up I knew one "autistic" person but he was just actually a misdiagnosed retarded person. So my view towards autism was very skewed.

Fast forward to today and like 10% of kids I see are "on the spectrum." How did this even happen? Was it the vaccines? Excessive amounts of time behind a computer/cellphone screen, stunting social growth? Seriously this is one fucking weird ass phenomenon.

>>85170167
>the only think that's keeping a young man from getting a gf is not his social skills, but his appearance
nope. i'm good looking enough that women sometimes try to get my attention, but i'm too socially awkward to act on it

>>85167755
I can't believe buzzfeed just shamed autistic people like that, they need help not ridicule.

Not very progressive of them desu

Autism is such a wide spectrum that I don't think a movie, tv show or videogame that accurately portray it correctly. Sometimes it's more severe and crippling, other times you're just aren't 100% socially but can still function in normal society. Just portray the character as a character, rather an a condition and you'll do just fine. As for this, it seems like they've done a light hearted take on Aspergers, I'll watch it.

>>85170070
>the title
gave me a good kek

>>85170245
>How did this even happen? Was it the vaccines?
For women after 40, to get retarded child just 1 in 30 chance.
And many people now in US and EU getting pregnant very late.

>>85170245

people used to have kids and families when they were like 28. Now, people arent having kids until they are 38. The older you are, the higher chance your kids will have it. Theres also all the shit we feed kids now, the super entiertainment shit that fucks with them, and in general a shitty lazy public school system that diagnosis any kid who yawns in class as ADHD

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>>85170213
That's one tsun-tsun sounding bitch my man.

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TRVE AVTIST KINO, FOR TRVE /tv/ AVTISTS
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1489/23/1489238200958.webm

The documentary is called "Autism and Me" and it's actually pretty good. A bit short but there's some great moments here and there. Give it a watch if you have the time.

>>85167616
>people expect anything more than meme autism for a Netflix ® Original about "autism"
your expectations are unfounded

>>85170245
There wasn't awareness about autism back then so people just said they were "nerds" or "geeks" instead. Now that autism has entered the public consciousness it's been over diagnosed. Most of the people being diagnosed with 'tism usually just have add

>>85170048
Normies aren't neets who spend their days wanking to anime and playing vidya.

>>85167755
Not bad

But most of 4chan isn't like this, just a bit of /pol/ & /r9k/

>>85169720
>Do American girls never see their fathers wearing briefs?
Depends on the family but usually not. Americans are very private about nudity or partial nudity except for swimsuits.

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>>85170245
It's a mass public enabling of previously socially unacceptable or awkward behavior. 20 years ago, I was diagnosed with autism - and it was rare back then, but it was because I was practically nonverbal, has severe reactions to environmental/textural stimuli, took zero social cues, had no idea how to deal with people, etc. - but I was salvageable, since I was considered to have normal intelligence. There are genuine autism cases out there today, but only at the rate we saw them 20 years ago - these are the completely nonverbal people who live the constant nightmare of being trapped in bodies where they feel like every outside stimuli is pain.

You know what the treatment was for me? My mom got me a massive stack of books on body language, psychology, and cold reading, knowing that I'd (autistically) memorize them. I learned how to not be a complete autismo by learning and adopting how normal people act.

Now I've been a teacher for six years, and can say firsthand from the most recent crop of high schoolers I've dealt with that it's complete insanity how many perfectly intelligent but weird kids have been treated with kid gloves their whole lives because of an autism diagnosis. They learn zero people skills because it "upsets" them them, they generally graduate because it's next to impossible not to graduate high school these days, then they're unemployed because they don't know how to act like human beings.

/rant, modern autism diagnoses really rustles the old jimmies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro&t

>>85170629
NEET kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA&list=WL&index=17

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>>85169637
only actual autist there is the choker girl, rest are by the books mentally disabled

>>85170086
L O N D O N

>>85170079
yeah i did, he didnt make any weird noises and seems perfectly normal and functional except for "i want to do sex haha"

>>85170214
what the fuck

>>85167616
honest question for you lads, how many of you are on the spectrum?

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>>85167616
Why watch when I can just look in the mirror

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>>85168467

>he doesn't puke every other morning from cough and gagging due to generalize anxiety about having to leave the house

>>85170817

i think everyone here would qualify as an aspie with those self-diagnostic checklists. but i am curious/skeptical of what's considered clinically autistic

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>>85170817
i feel as though i went undiagnosed. that or chronic marijuana smoking is turning me autistic

>>85170618
>these are the completely nonverbal people who live the constant nightmare of being trapped in bodies where they feel like every outside stimuli is pain.

You are so uninformed it's hilarious. Nonverbal autism is only the most severe edge of the spectrum. There are severely disabled autistic people who are verbal, and they might be able to very slightly improve at best, but will never live alone or be able to care for themselves. Then there are slightly less disabled people, and slightly less disabled than that, and so on until you reach what was recently referred to as Asperger's syndrome. Someone with Asperger's has the highest chance of learning to pretend to be normal. I don't know where you learned that nonverbal autism is the only "real autism," but you are ludicrously uninformed.

>>85167755
Buzzfeed makes a video that makes fun of people with social problems but the people who work for buzzfeed are more insecure about themselves than the guy in this video.

>>85170973
There's no such thing as "turning autistic."

>>85167755
this isnt autism. like the title says this is just beta male

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>>85168593
>hes bothered by the feeling of his clothes on his skin
autism

>>85167616
If it doesn't have him ruining every attempt at human interaction by being a fucking moron and he doesn't spend his day playing video games, masturbating to 2D and shit posting on a Sri Lankan sweatshop's message board then it's not accurate.

>>85170817
I was diagnosed, but I think I'm just shy and consequently have poor social skills from being a loner. They kept dragging me out to medical appointments as a kid, feels like eventually they got bored and thought "fuck it, he's socially awkward, let's just call it Aspergers." Which makes me wonder how many other possibly-false cases are out there.

>>85168467
That moment when your own life story makes a better comedy about Autism than Netflix can make up.

>>85170213
Literally an anime romance.

>>85167616
> its a fred armisen play a transvestite episode

>>85170817
I was diagnosed and get NEETbux.
>>85171304
I sometimes wonder if I'm "really" autistic but when I look back on past behavior I probably am, I've just mellowed out because my isolated lifestyle dosen't give me a lot of reason to sperg out.

>>85167731
>meming this hard

>>85167895
No. It is real autism. Still unrealistic because he gets the girl.

>>85170817
I'm diagnosed with it, but I still think that I was misdiagnosed.

>>85168510
Some bitch once kept asking me to go to prom with her and hugged me in front of all of her friends. She was being sarcastic as hell trying to embarrass me.

>autism=mildly uncomfortable apsergers

Every time

>>85171538
Yeah, sometimes I look at Sonicfags and I wonder if I really am the same as them. I'm too self aware to find the motivation to do anything because I'm a fucking autist and nobody should have any use for me and any time I do something I find ways to regret it so I'm eat up with guilt over my entire life for stupid shit that most people would just move on from but I view as proof that I can never function properly in the real world and have a normal happy life. I hate attention and recognition for anything. Life is a movie and I get pissed when somebody tries to break the fourth wall.

HOY ETSUBATSU

>>85170067
You forgot the snapping

>>85170817
Hmm, two psychiatrists I got treated by (one when I was seven, the other when I was eighteen) suspected I might be autistic, and it only strengthened that they thought that when my father would tell them he was also autistic. But then I got sent to the hospital when I was eighteen where they'd "officialize" that I was autistic, but there, they said there wasn't enough evidence to assert I was definitely autistic, and that I had to call myself "socially anxious" instead.

So like I've at least had two psychiatrist diagnoze it for me, which is probably more than half the pseuds throughout 4chan, but I'm not officially autistic either.

>>85167616
I am so fuckin sick of the "Netflix trailer"
>Set up character
>Dialogue
>Set up why they're different
>Why it's not so bad
>Whimsical music plays
>Other character says that the main protagonist is special
>More shit music playing
>Main character does something spontaneous
>End

It was the exact same for Perks of Being a Wallflower and it's so fuckin tacky.

>>85171669
>girls ironically pretending to like you

Is this the cruellest of all punishments? If a group of guys start insulting you, you can punch one or tell them they're cunts or whatever. But being sarcastically asked out? How the fuck are you supposed to respond to such a weapons-grade social encounter? Even worse is knowing that the 'joke' wouldn't work on a normal person, the punchline is literally "hahaha, he's autistic."

>>85167755
>hehe, this'll show those darn 'channers

>>85172034
I've done autism screenings like three times due to being weird and shit

turns out it was just ocd and anxiety

LOL @ autists ITT getting triggered.

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How autistic are you?
http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/

>>85172145
>actually falling for the IQ meme
129 here,I havent dont shit in life lmao

>>85170030
t. autist

it's okay

>>85172178
>says he has a high IQ
>can't read

>>85172178
It's AQ or 'Autism Spectrum Quotient'.

>>85172196
>he thinks any of that online shit is legit
uhhhhhhhhhh

>>85172219
This.
if you take that test, regardless of the score, you're autistic

>>85172210
/sci/ shitposting was stronger than me

>>85172219
>>tfw to smart to admit I was in error

>>85172255
>>85172253

>>85172219
>>85172250
How do you prove that it's not legit?

>>85172219
I've done autism tests at the psychiatrist and I've done this exact one before, so I'd say it's legit for screening at least

>>85172128
Yeah, I also feel it does a better job of breaking down what I'm prone to by calling it "anxiety". I can understand social norms, but all that's really missing from me is being able to embrace them while being confident and sure of myself.

>>85172324
Because online test by literally wo doesn't set the diagnosis but a talk with a clinical practitioner does.

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>>85168774
>She'll never be your sugar mama

>>85172324
because you can take the test multiple times and different scores, just go to a doc to get your iq checked

>>85172368
>actually going to a doctor and getting on paper mental disorder diagnosis
You literally cant make this shit up,good luck in life.

>>85167616
i've been looking forward to this

>>85168467
This

>>85170030

Public education.

And this is 4Chan afterall.

>>85172145
scored 16 but have diagnosed asperger, but I question the validity of the diagnosis. free neetbux though

>>85170086
D U B L I N

>>85170086
E A S T E R N E U R O P E

>>85172420
what are you implying? when you test for different disorders, you often start by filling out standard tests (such as the one at the website)
it's the same for depression/bipolar/anything

>>85170086
A M S T E R D A M

Do autistic people know they are autistic? I think I might be

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>>85170817
OUTTA MY WAY, EQLETS!

>>85172473
Getting paper saying "yes its autism" will be a hurdle everywhere you go in life,from getting a job,getting a firearm license,to whatever else you are planing on doing.
It is a mental disorder and the state doesnt care what actually is all restrictions apply to you.

>>85170345
I'm so glad this happened, if only you guys knew how fucking awful RTE is, Im glad that little autist pushed their shit in. Fucking neoliberal scum.

>>85170086

B U E N O S A I R E S

>>85172530
I didn't get an autism diagnosis but even if I did it's confidential where I live. Sorry about your country

>>85170817
I was diagnosed as an aspie if that counts. Im still on the autismbux and living at home.

>>85172564
>even if I did it's confidential where I live
Thats really not how it works between institutions state or private.
t.doc

>>85167652
Netflix is being very smart. They just show SJWs and their counterparts what they talk about all day long anyway. Netflix is completely commercial and they are great at it.

>>85172068
Go full chad and unironically blow them away. It's not like you're getting any pussy. Might as well just break their feelings.
>Sorry, Stacy, but you simply aren't good enough for me. I'd rather play video games.

>>85172598
t. doc in some shit country LMAO

>>85172068
not really but as a kid you overthink shit like this. imagine a grown girl would act like she likes you but then say it was just a prank, it would make her look like the dumb one

>>85167616
hope someone will watch it and make a meme out of the time the kid will REEE

>>85170738
>>85172444
>>85172462
>>85172492
>>85172550
i'm American

Name a movie with a black autist protagonist

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>>85167755
>Mucho autismo

I have high functioning autism, diagnosed by a proper doctor and I don't like this at all.
People will start guessing who could be an autist and will start asking awkward questions.

>>85172735
Also, it will become more difficult to hide my disability.
Wrong planet, my ass. Defective parts of the brain is more like it.

>>85172714
Just take a boat.

>>85167755
>spending at least a couple grand just to diss 4chan

Who's in charge of buzzfeed's finances?

>>85172646
Thats true but people talk,believe you me if you have it on paper everyone else will know.

>>85168201
What does autism sound like when it speaks?

>>85172772
I like America

>>85167755
The fire rises.

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>>85172727
Man of Steel

>>85172839
But america is going to get destroyed by Yellowstone soon.

>>85167616
most "autists" are self-diagnosed losers that need an excuse for remaining a loser that's "good at one thing" (usually programming or video games).

>>85172832
>Duuuuuhhhhh would you like to look at my toy train collection?

>>85167755
Dude has a job, can drive, and support himself. He needs a kick up the arse on a few things.

>>85172894
>being a west coast cuck

>>85172994
The entirety of america will be covered in ash.

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>>85172145
CHECK EM!11

>>85172727
Power Rangers reboot

>>85172727
Any documentary about Obama

>>85173068
it'll be fine you dumb eurotrash

>>85168371
it's not an american thing. it's a film and tv thing. Most people I know wear jeans and t-shirts. Yet look at any movie or TV show, and you'll see the "layered look" even when it's supposedly scorching hot, an actors' wardrobe will consist of an underlayer, midlayer, and outerlayer. It's just one of those things that Hollywood does. Like wetting down streets for night scenes, even if it's not raining. Or those transparent dry erase boards, that don't exist outside of movies.

>>85172714
You can be a bloke for all I care, now marry me.

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>>85172145
>32

>autism
>have friends
>have work
>the only problem he has is dating

Once again the writers and producers know nothing about the real life issue of autism

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>>85170167
>wear insoles

explain this one to me anon

True autismkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM

>>85173494
thats a big one year old

>>85168371

I do. It catches sweat and fills out your overshirt a bit more, making it less loose and tighter fitting.

>>85168510
>drawing out map layouts from halo 2
underage af pls go

>>85172068
If I had a gf now who said
>lmao we used to prank this autistic guy in high school by pretending we liked him just we could hurt his feelings xD
I'd dump the whore on the spot

>>85171348
They didn't want a dark comedy.

it's been done.

you have seen this swedish autism flick haven't you?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1686313/

>>85173736
>If I had a gf
anon, i...

>>85173755
actually pretty good, it's very feel-good but it portraits autism well and has good acting

>>85173830
Exactly Anon, if... ;_;
Memes aside I was once with a girl who used to pick on one of the unattractive, unpopular girls. We saw her at a bar once and my gf goes up behind her and fucking pours a drink on her on purpose. I walked out and called her a cunt and told her to never fucking dare do anything like that ever again or I'd never talk to her again. Got so much head afterwards it was unreal.

>>85167616
this kid looks like bjergsen

>>85173322
I am one
also why?

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>>85172145
>32-50 indicates a strong likelihood of Asperger syndrome or autism.

fuck i got a 32 on the nose

doesnt surprise me really, to be honest i but slightly disagree alot of times it should have been strongly disagree so my score is probably a bit higher............

>>85173569
fou chu

>>85172513
>mfw I did they test and got the highest score on all of them except OCD
>the test legit thought I was bullshitting because no one can be that retarded
lmao

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>>85172145
>38

>>85172145
>http://aspergerstest.net/aq-test/
>tfw 10

Why are normies so afraid of the idea of people that just don't like socializing, or other people?

Why do autistic characters always have to be the same as normal people, but they don't understand metaphors or something.

>>85173926
spjergsen

>>85173913
Fuck off normie

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>>85172513

>autist
>telling family about therapy session
>add in part about needing to get laid
>later tell mom about wanting to see boobs
Unbelievable.
>not trying to pretend you don't even know what sex is around family so you can be a good, moral boy

>>85174278
Why can't you just be yourself?

>>85173913
>Didn't dump her because you got head

You're worse then she is.

>>85170067
ETSUBATSU

>>85174278
it may sound overused but people hate what they don't understand (especially on the instinct level)

>>85170976
If someone diagnosed with Aspergers gets a gf, do they still have it?

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>>85174040
I feel like the whole test is bullshit. This might of course be due to the whole "mentally ill people usually don't know they're mentally ill" thing, but looking into it I honestly don't get it. I understand schizoid since I am pretty autistic and they coincide a lot, but schizotypal doesn't make any sense. Apparently it's a belief based on that everyone hates you, but I just think that everyone thinks I'm awkward and weird (which some of my friends have told me people think, so I know it isn't just me thinking this). The only way I'd think everyone loves me is if I were a narcissist, which would get me a high score on that category.

I think anyone who answers honestly is going to score high or very high on most of them, unless they're trying to appear healthy, or ironically, unless they have narcissistic personality disorder and are convinced that they are perfect.

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>>85173352
>35

>>85175041
Yes. I've had two gf's before and both said I was distant and slow to pick up on how they felt.

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>>85167616
>dad gets cucked by some syrian that mom meets at the bar @1:30

imagine my shock

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>>85175411
>when a girl gets you and physically places your hand on her breast

>>85175657
>syrian
Im really sorry

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https://youtu.be/YvB0w4-SqUM

>>85174278
Humans are literally social creatures. We evolved in social tribes. Social interaction shaped us biologically. It's innate.

So yeah, when someone is defective like that, it makes humans uncomfortable on a very primal level.

>>85167731
>This is what you get when the market adapts to the autism epidemic.

No, that would be 4chan.

>>85175724
Not everyone is edgy teen,please fuck off.

>>85167755
>tfw right-winger neo-nazi and im enjoying this a lot

>>85168233
This board has always been full of jewish Hollywood executives shilling and calling each other kikes.

>>85167616
Finally the Official /tv/ Kinögraphé

>>85175041

this. autism can even be attractive. that cool disinterest/aloofness.

>>85167755

I didn't know /r9k/ stuff was this mainstream

Not autistic enough... Seems more like a fucking regular kid.

He better freak out and hit himself or something.

This shows just makes autisim seem Normal.


Or browse 4chan

Isn't that indian kid from that "Like a Boss" commercial?

>>85175964
Yeah it became a norm to make fun of socialy retarded people.

>>85167616
If you want autism porn, then watch The Accountant.

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>Haha they don't understand sarcasm or figures of speech
This is not how autism works. This is just a series where everyone is that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.

>>85176042

thats been the norm for ages but they used so much r9k-esque language

>>85167616
well that's pretty faggoty

I will bet that he ends up dating a girl, within the first season or two, despite the autism. Just so I'll want to kill myself.

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>legit gonna start working at a group home for young adults with autism next week
>I'm scared
All I know about autistic kids I've learned from 4chan and youtube videos. Should I talk to them about our lord and savior Satan? Hang out and play Minecraft?

>>85176120

Actually many autists don't understand or appreciate sarcasm and figures of speech. I know one 'sperger who always refers to such things as "lies" and feels legitimately angry when people try to joke around with him.

>>85176406
You can talk about trains

>>85176406
Just be their friend.

>>85167755
If I was in his situation it would be a great improvement

>>85167616
>Keir Gilchrist
Jesus how embarrassing is it that youre a 25 year old grown man and you keep getting cast as a dweeb highschooler

>>85167616
Is being autistic the new transsexual/gay?

>>85176406
Teach them about sports and how to throw a football and if they complain take your belt off and beat them

>>85176406
talk about ww2

>>85176406
Introduce them to all of the cancerous 4chan boards.

>>85172145
>16
>confirmed ass burgers

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>>85176406

just be their frined

>>85172832
It sounds like "What does autism sound like when it speaks?"

>>85177062
If you cover-up Lena Dunhams name in the top left youd think both people in this picture are retarded

>>85170817
ADHD here

>>85177150
You don't have to hide her name for that

>>85167755
Lulz.

>>85176406
Just be nice and don't treat them like they're retarded just because they don't grasp socialisation easily.

Also it's probably going to be cringy as fuck so brace yourself.

>>85176469
Why do autistic people like trains?

>>85177250

Lots of little facts to remember, plus machines >>>>> people.

>>85169761
Does an autist need to act to be in an autist role?

Eric Harris Rocks My World

>>85171026
explain vaccines then dumbass

>>85177364
0/10 try again

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>>85167616
>Comedy

>>85177364
vaccines are a false flag retard think about it
how can you prove there's anything in there it's a fuckin placebo

>>85177433
>not finding life-destroying mental illness funny

You need to go back.

>>85168371
Why do Europeans not wear socks with their shoes?

>>85167616
>as if autism is even real

>>85167616
This looks like such a bullshit privileged white cis male centric view point. Not enough PoCs and I didn't see any LGBTQ2 representation. It's 2017 people. Intersectionality is where it's at.

>>85173320
Professional actor here
Stages and some sets are hot as fuck because of lighting. Wardrobe will have you wear undershirts to keep the garment you're wearing new for if they ever need it again in the future. Sometimes, if the project you're doing requires you to wear certain kinds of pants or tights, wardrobe won't let you wear your own underwear. They make you put on their tidy whities.

>>85170817
Autism and all that meme crippling depression conditions are just the fake trending diseaseso of the decade, just like the stress conditions that were popular during the 80's and 90's

>>85177890
>Professional actor here
proof? I don't really care who you are but some proofs would be nice.

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>>85169477

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>>85177535
Chris-Chan's life is funny.
This show is going to be narrative baby food with nice easily digested bits of feel-good, preachy, crap.

>>85178005
You don't have to be famous to be a professional actor famalam. I'm not famous.

so goddamn sick of this meme that aspies are geniuses.
I'm aspie and I'm a complete idiot

>>85172145
> 25
>Autistic traits above the average
Sounds about right
I mean I sometimes find hard to socialize and specially make new friends, I usually befriend people who I met by other friends or at situations like work but I don't think it's nothing to feel special or handicaped about

>>85176019
Holy fuck, you're right. I knew I recognized him from somewhere. Look's like this show will be kino after all.

>>85167616
So let's resume:
-guy has a nice middle class family
-hot mom, hot sister, cool dad
-hot therapist
-nice friends
-a job
-is good looking enough to have qts smile at him.
-difficulties to talk to women

This is a "difficult" life for californian liberals...

>>85172832
Like the uncomfortable silence during socializing. Literally. Autism does not talk a lot.

>>85172832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcdf5_t_eI

>>85167616

>first 1 one second of trailer
>kid is sitting down with family for dinner having a conversation

dropped

Wow he's like Sheldon! This going to be funny :D

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>>85172038

>indie movie
>starbucks ukulele starts playing upbeat, but soft music

>>85172145
>I prefer to do things...
what things??? It depends a lot on the thing.
I hate that kind of test because I always start making a list of possible things they are talking about and try to do an average... which is impossible anyway.

Movies about Aspies and noone has posted Mary & Max yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgRjB8PEDkM

>>85168510
i did but the difference is i literally didn't do ANYTHING

i just sat with a friend somewhere and girls would come up to me and make fun of me, and this happened even in senior year of high school

>>85179503
this happened to me yesterday

>>85167616
>inb4 he has three gfs he fucks on the regular because he's just quirky