No! This can't be happening!

DC > MCU

>>85167475
WonderHit WonderHit
Every other movie is shit
Making money? Holy Cow
Even Disney is jealous now
LOOK OUT! Here comes the WonderHit

>>85167533
But that's the Spiderman song...

>>85167533
Imagine being so devoid of anything interesting and meaningful in your life you take jew execs getting their pockets lined with money as a personal victory because of your autistic loyalty to a comic book company

>>85167475
Wha?? How?! How could this happ-
What?? My God! My Patriarchal powers!!! Th-they're vanishing!!
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
You haven't seen the last of meeee!! I'll be baaaacck

>>85167595
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>85167600
Yeah the jews win either way

I wonder if /tv/ likes Wonder Woman or only likes it for the success it had

>>85167726
Was it a woman that created the character?

>>85167798
A mix of both and how /tv/ got btfo

>>85167804

The character was created by a man, but based on his wife and their mistress.

>>85167600
SpiderFlop SpiderFlop
JUST look at that weekend drop
Losing money? Holy Cow
Not even China can save it now
LOOK OUT! Here comes the SpiderFlop

https://youtu.be/OILVviwLfUM

>>85167804
Becky C. Toris

>>85167935
?

>>85167935
So you're saying women are so unoriginal their biggest feminist power-fantasy was created by a man?

>>85168000

A dude once lived two women, one was his wife, the other was his mistress. He banged both. His wife was OK and into it. He also banged a bunch of college women and self-professed feminists. Hell, he himself was hailed as a feminist by the women he banged and several other people along the ages.

This dude happened to create Wonder Woman, a "feminist icon" and superheroine.

>>85168016

The entire Amazon mythology was created by men.

Also:

>>85167475

GotG2: Domestic: $386,650,426 45.0%
+ Foreign: $472,730,755 55.0%
= Worldwide: $859,381,181

WW: Domestic: $381,478,677 49.8%
+ Foreign: $385,300,000 50.2%
= Worldwide: $766,778,677

Am I missing something?

>>85168071
I don't know whether this is true or not but I like it and from now on I will repeat it as fact

>>85168071

The woman that lived with him and his wife was more their slave. He was pretty big into SMS and sexual slavedom, to the point of defending that life-style as the perfect model in which people should live in society.

>>85168158

100% true. You can check >>85167954.

Imagine the numbers BvS could have done if it was actually good. What a fucking waste.

>>85168206

BvS was a great movie.

>>85167600
Mad Anon, Mad Anon
Even more mad at Comic Con
Why's he mad? Listen, bud
He's got MCU loser blood
LOOK OUT!
Here comes the Mad Anon!

>>85168071
>Alan Moore tries the same thing
>mistress steals his wife and leaves him
What a cuck

>>85167475
It's a shame because guardians vol. 2 is a better movie.

>>85168206
More like if it was more normie friendly with an easier to digest plot and plans. But then it wouldn't have been as good.

>>85168258

Moore was too much of a beta to try that move.

Marston was a true chad. His women lived with him throughout all his life, even after he had become a joke to his peers and began to have money problems. Even after his death, the women stuck out together and would always praise the shit out of him.

>>85168206

Are you suggesting WW was good? It's your run-of-the-mill origin story. It's not bad, but let's not go overboard here. The only reason it's doing well is chicks are going to see it a dozen times as a statement.

They can't afford maxi pads and society should pay for it, but they have enough disposable income to spend 100 bucks seeing the same movie over and over.

>>85167937
save'd

Can't fault DCucks for lapping up every last drop of WW's success. We all know Justice League is gonna get wrecked. Looking back, WW will be the oasis in DC's desert of shitty flicks.

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>>85167475
Holy fucking shit.

So that's what woke me up this morning. It was as if I heard millions of plebs suddenly cry out in terror and grow silent.

>>85168071
He invented the lie detector, too.

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>>85167937

>>85167475

Gal gadot is my waifu

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>>85168531
Her Wondy is adorable.

No no no no no no no. my disney manager will surely fire our branch.

>>85167475
>DC's shittier character makes more money than Batman

You know they fucked up now.

>>85168279
This. It has more of a lasting feel, too. I can barely remember WW.

>>85168282
>there are people who actually believe this

I know it's a bait post but it still blows my mind

>>85168115
Box Office Mojo doesn't usually update until the end of the day.

>>85167475
>Domestic

>>85168115
It means domestic box office. Which it hasn't refreshed yet.

Domestic is more important to big studios than worldwide because it costs so much money to release it in foreign markets the profit is usually way down anyway.

If it flops in the US 9/10 times you won't see a sequel.

>>85168361
>The only reason it's doing well is chicks are going to see it a dozen times as a statement.
lol people actually believe this?

>>85167475
Is it actually good?

>>85168239
Saved, you wonderful bastard you.

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>>85168854
It's not bait. There's more thought put into Lex's "insane babble" than pretty much any other half-dozen cape movies combined.

>>85168858
>>85168905

So WW made 5 million dollars overnight tuesday?

>>85168937

>lol people believe the truth what is wrong with them

>>85168957
As good as a typical MCU flick

>>85167804
The character was created by a man as fap bait with elements of light bondage thrown in.

>>85168997
Throughout Tuesday probably and the site hasn't updated yet.

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>>85167475
>No! This can't be happening!
It's happening.

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>>85168957
I told you you have to kneel before the queen.

KNEEL...
NOW!

>>85167600
really made me thunk

>>85168115
When the h*ck did GotG2 make so much money? I didn't hear anything about it after the first week

Not surprising, watched it last night. It's a mythological canon tale for the 21st century. Felt like looking into a mirror for too long and getting culture shock.

>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
Kek

>>85169145
cute

Wait GotG:2 and WW were the top 2 this "summer"... what a sad fucking year.

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>>85167475

>>85169120

>hasn't made 5m on a weekday since june 15th
>only made 875K monday

>somehow it inexplicably makes 5M the next day

Yeah, I'm sure it's that. Or OP is full of shit.

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>>85167475
YUSSS QUEEN SLAY

>>85168115
Why'd you leave out domestic? Or would that have answered your stupid question?

>>85169036
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>shitty CGI
>side characters seemed shoehorned in
>final fight could have been much better

Other than that it was good

BvS>MoS>WW>SS

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>>85170160
WW>shit>MoS>BvS>SS

>>85170052

Are you blind?

>>85170695
Shit taste, wonder womyn was hot garbage

>>85170895
You're wrong but that's to be expected because you're retarded. No sane person likes Snyder's shit.

>>85167475

they're talking domestically, it's still 100+ million ahead of wonder woman.

>>85167475
Eh it was OK. Reeeeeeally not on board with the major historical inaccuracies though, mainly

>dead Ludendorf
>no mustache on Ludendorf

>>85167937
Kino

It's a damn shame it had to compete with all those dead on arrival franchises that still put up a fight overseas, it would have made a billion otherwise

>>85169052
He also invented the polygraph which is why she has a lasso of truth

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>>85169503
KEK REALLY MAKES ME THINK

ARE THESE DC BETAS SO DESPERATE TO EVEN FUDGE THE NUMBERS THIS LATE IN THE GAME

>>85168899
THIS

>MUH DOMESTIC
YFW THIRSTY DC KUCKS ARE STILL AT IT

CANT EVEN HIT A BILLION LMAO ITS OVER GG SCRUBS

>>85170695
>>85171007
>this faggot again
Stop trying to turn this on ourselves you baiting jap cunt. Not my fault you're too stupid to understand BvS

>>85172047
Calm down, it's not our fault that MCU's BvS is going to make less than DC's.

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>>85172148
>again
Eh? You're paranoid anon. I assure you I'm not the only one who shits on this horrible movie.

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>>85167475
Good.

>>85167475
Is it time to admit that maybe instead of an international conspiracy againt muh deecee that maybe zach snyder is a bad director that made movies general audiences and critics hate?

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>>85167517
Wonder Woman > DCEU
MCU > DCEU
HIV>DCEU

>>85169213
I saw it the last week it was in theaters and it was a full house.

>>85172277
Double dubs confirm snyder for the worst thing to happen to DC.

>>85172367
>1000 years in the future a woman can finally win US presidency

I love when fiction makes at pair as with reality

>>85172568
I assume you haven't seen this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1QtxENktj4

>>85172575
The 50's in america where a great age for mysogny.

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>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
>mfw

>>85172467
Wonder Woman = DCEU
Wonder Woman > MCU
ftfy

>>85167475
good, Gotg2 was stale as fuck.

>>85167475
I would not give a shit if the film did not have the cast, writers and directors go full feminist in the media pre and post release. Not to mention the amount of shit in the movie screaming "muh stronk womyn" every few scenes.

I just want want superhero movies not politics.

>>85167517
>this is what dcucks actually believe

>>85169213
Get out of your house sometimes

>>85168016
Black Panther was created by a white guy.

>>85168279
it's not a shame because guardians is king and op is lying, dumb anon.

>>85168218
>>85168282
hard to believe that BvShitposters are still trying this hard.

>>85169050
>>85168957
Ww is a honestly piece of shit full of plot-holes, barely a silly tale to make children sleep.

>>85170118
Talk to other people other than your mom.

>>85168905
>because it costs so much money to release it in foreign markets

Why? All they need to do is stick some subtitles on it and voila it's ready to make money. What other costs are there?

>>85167475
fake news. it didn't make 5m on a Tuesday.

>>85172818
And still better than the MCU, sad

>>85167600

>t. bootyblasted mcuck

>>85172872
Foreign distribution and taxes. Why are you in this board if you know shit about the industry?

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>>85167533

>>85169503
can you not?

>>85172903
> literally has joe sweden in charge of his version of the avengers

>>85172711

Literally none of this ever happened.

>>85167475
Domestic.....lol

>>85173098
Have you been living under a rock for the past couple of years?

There is tons of articles and interviews with the cast and others involved sperging about feminism. I won't spoon feed you, so google it cunt.

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>>85174214

>>85167475

Movie for babies makes more money than other movie for babies

can we stop talking about this trash now?

>>85167517
Nah.

>>85167475
Both movies are average to me so I don't care

>>85167475
Holy shit!
HOW CAN /tv/ EVER RECOVER

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>>85167533
no bully pls

How much is Isreal spending on this?

>>85167937
Holy shit.

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>>85168239

Spidey's drops are terrible, I don't know how anyone could look at that shit and say it's a good thing.

>more than 10M headstart
>lose it on the 12th day

>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
For fucks sake...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>85167533
>thinking this is a hit

Sad.

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>>85167475
>>85167517
>>85167533

People caring about capeshit box office returns and fighting between two comic book companies

>>85167517
Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> capeshit

/OUR/ movie. Am I right ladies?

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>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
Remember when 4chan used to make copypastas like the "Imagine being Arnold" one, and not this Youtube-comment tier shit?
Then again, 4chan is now full of people who unironically type "le first le post le best le post" or unironically uses reddit asterisks to describe actions instead of greentexting.

The worst part is that we are in /tv/, and people unironically fight over capeshit, the bottom of the barrel of cinema.
This is as if /v/ started fighting over Call of Duty and Battlefield.

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>>85172843

So the answer is "no"

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If Wonder Woman pulled the same terrible drops that Homecoming is having, it'd already be declared a flop even though they spent way less money on making the movie and advertising.

>>85169144

This really needs this be edited into Spider-man

>>85167475
DELET DELET DELET @!!!!

Misogynists BTFO'd, we did it sisters!

>>85172467

The fact that the best parts of Wonder Woman have the least in common with the other DCEU movies is consistent with this.

>>85176033
And you unironically use the word "unironically" too much and unironically think that greentexting is something unironically good. *said i with a bit of irony*

>>85167475
did they adjust for inflation though?

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>capeshit will die in your lifetime
>you'll get to see all the fat as fuck company warriors desperate because none of their movies even make back their budget
>superheroes will become the laughstock of cinema, as they should be

>>85168115
they might be doing a timeline thing, so at WW and GotG at the same duration of time, since GotG has been out longer

>>85172711
>Says he just wants superhero movies, not politics
>Complains about politics, not the movie itself

What did he mean by this?

Based big box office WW

>>85167475
>the first truly succesful DCEU movie is the one that gave up on everything the DCEU tried to do and became just another average, personality-less turd like MCU movies
This subgenre of blockbusters needs to be put down like a filthy dog.

>>85176748
How can you ignore it when it's shoehorned at every corner?

>>85177004
Nothing in this movie is like the MCU outside of being an origin story.
I guess you don't actually watch MCU movies.
MoS is also an origin story and pretty much this movie maintains that tone, it never falls into the anticlimax that the MCU is famous for and it never shy away from showing you the grim setting of war.
I wish MCU were like that, they simply became comedies after The Avengers.

>>85177245
I know they are dumb, I know they are formulaic, that they are predictable, boring, following the same character arcs, the same plots over and over again.

There's literally no reason to watch any of these movies, the only thing it changes is the name and look of the main character and villain.

>>85177108
Well, it isn't. The fact that you see it in every corner means you're really looking for it very hard.
A movie where the female protagonist finds purpose in his loving relationship with a man, and is inspired by him to keep fighting is hardly feminist propaganda, but we both know you don't care about what the movie is but what you want it to be, so you can feel your persecution mania that makes you feel good about being such a piece of shit, since everybody is against you.

>>85176731
with the decline of american education and more movies pandering to china, I highly doubt this will happen

>>85177409
Well considering being a male is sexist and I am a rapist by default, coupled with all the feminist media coming out about the film. I did not have to look at the film or outside it to see that it is there, it exists.

When you are bombarded with such things, you become a cynic and see the bad in everything it has touched.

The cast and artistic direction the film took was awesome but it's held down with writing to pander to a feminist crowd and media which fucks with the films overall quality.

You are probably happy with BBC allowing Moffat to fuck with Doctor Who lore and as a result of a female protagonist. My point being, let the art of fiction not be compromised by politics.

>>85177952
Nigga...go get laid and stop being such a faggot.

>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
>reddit thinks this is funny

>>85172763
>Black Panther was created by a white guy.
So?

batman /v/ superman
/co/nder woman

>>85177952
No, Hollywood deserves to die.
Let politics get in, and let it completely kill everything.

>>85177952
>I did not have to look at the film
I hope you realize you're just as big of a triggered faggot as those who criticize a movie for being racist or sexist because there are no blacks or women in a poster without even watching the movie.
It's not too late to turn your life around.

>>85168000
Diana's Suck & Fuck

>>85168282
Zaddy capekino, right fellow spic? XD Don't forget to btfo any mouse shills and marlet pajeets that reply to your post! jajajajaja

>>85177952
How not to be a fag
>hire a hooker
>fuck her
>cum
Repeat until you are less of a bitch

>>85167937
>SpiderFlop SpiderFlop
>JUST look at that weekend drop
goat keks

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IT'S NOT FAIR

WE SPENT YEARS SPAMMING THE SAME CHERRYPICKED WEBMS OF WONDER WOMAN OUT OF CONTEXT

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP, DISNEY INVESTED MILLIONS IN THIS SMEAR CAMPAIGN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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what's your rarest Gal Gadot photo?

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>>85179034

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>Year of our Lord 2017
>People still care about capeshit

>>85179034
>>85179079
How do I marry her?

>>85179079
me on the left

>>85179017
why won't anyone else post my oc bros

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>>85179034
this one

>>85178022
I'm defending a form of entertainment I enjoy from politics, so go kill yourself for contributing nothing to the discussion.

>>85178314
idc about hollywood, I spend my money on my interests and whether its video games of tv/film. I don't want good material compromised due to bullshit political agendas.

>>85178452
My point flew over your head, I saw the film. The point was I did not actively have to look for the bullshit, it was there and in your face. I was accused of looking for the negative things in the film and things surrounding it when I did not have to. Those things had been paraded in the movie and the media pre and post release of the movie.

>>85178927
Thanks for the contribution to the discussion, now go be a good little guy and accept the mediocrity and bullshit your money is getting you.

>>85179237
I want it to be filled with politics because it will eventually kill it.

>>85167475
Has Chris Pratt congratulated her on Twitter yet?

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>>85179034
HD > Pics for ants

>>85179237
>it was there and in your face
Oh, yes? Examples?

>>85167600
They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about tumblr. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight a tumblr pleb shit. Every fucking line is sjw posturing. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 reblogs. If you were a Hilary Clinton supporter, this flick is for you. If you own a vinyl bobble head this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck tumblr, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

>>85179250
Fair enough, I'd rather try and salvage something.

>>85179285
I will not spoon feed you, you can use the internet and enjoy the plethora of content about feminism + wonder woman.

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>>85167937
Keep laughing little boy. Thanos is coming.

>>85167937
Lmao

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>>85179290
>If you were a Hilary Clinton supporter, this flick is for you.
>“Wonder Woman doesn’t need Hillary Clinton’s endorsement—it will make $250 million by the end of this week. We’re anxious to keep politics out of Wonder Woman any way we can. “[Treasury Secretary] Steve Mnuchin was an executive producer of the movie so if anyone should be talking about the movie, it’s him. But thankfully Mnuchin is not talking about it—he didn’t even go to the premiere. Wonder Woman is not a political film!”

Wonder Woman is still going strong because there's no other DCEU movie overlapping with it.
Gaurdians Vol 2 has had a shorter life span since Spiderman is now taking its spotlight.

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>>85179356
yfw it makes less than Weekend of Quiptron

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>>85179372
bill this is the flick we need right now

>>85179376
By the time Spider-Man was released, Guardians was already a non-entity at the box-office. Nice try.

>>85179376
But Spiderman is underperforming...also it doesn't works like that, GoTG2 was supposed to hurt WW not SM:HC

>>85179483
>>85179290
>>85179346
We're still waiting for examples of 'muh feminism' in the movie. If anything Steve was one of the most efficient sidekick.

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>>85179034
in japan

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really makes you think .....

>>85167533
Jesus cringe

>>85168206
Remove fagfleck and his terrible writing
>profit

>>85179667
IS THAT A FUCKING NIPPLE ON THE LEFT?
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

>>85176033
i unironically think that youre unironically autistic

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>>85179638
Steve was awesome, I don't care if there is a female lead and male sidekick. Its about the bullshit politics that get forced in because of out of touch, virtue signalling cunts.

I will not spoon feed you, you are more than capable of using the internet to research the last two years of feminist crap circling this film. Either from people directly connected to the film doing interviews right to media outlets and their content.

>>85179673
also giv sauce on right

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>>85179778
no why?

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>>85179778

Nah uh

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>>85179778
לא. אין מצב

Hey swaglord why did u delete the other threadwhen questioned about how much warner is paying you??

>>85167475
I honestly think they're lying about the box office for this flick, and that other chick flick with the niggers that supposedly made so much money.

>>85179875
I want her panties in my mouth t b h

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>>85179034
is this rare enough?

>>85179932
I want her pusy on my face.

>>85179923
swaglord is a cuck, but i find that after years of allowing the MCUck to turn this place in a consolewar general you fags now are now crying about the mod being biased against you...take it like a man, you lost and now the board is having fun with it.

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>>85167475
>DC's worst flick
>Highest grossing
Really invoking ones thoughts

>>85178494
imagine being so mad that mexicans are revolutionizing your cinema and BTFOing your kiddie marvelshit that you whine about it on a vietnamese seashell-cooking board

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>>85179034

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>>85179832
>Its about the bullshit politics that get forced in because of out of touch, virtue signalling cunts.
>>85179290
>They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about tumblr. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight a tumblr pleb shit. Every fucking line is sjw posturing. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
>>85177108
>How can you ignore it when it's shoehorned at every corner?

>claim it's in the movie, everywhere
>claim it's not in the movie, but elsewhere
Anon, I think that if you gave a simple example, people wouldn't be calling you a fag.

>>85180084
>ywN be that piano bench
;_; jdimsatbh

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>>85179034
teenybopper her and about to get sexually dominated by a big black cock

>>85180045
The avengers and tdkr were rightfully panned here though
It's /v/edditors like you that he brought here by killing off the old users that started this capeshit war stuff. Now go read something on ED and pretend you've been here for years

>>85179832

ashemaletube com/videos/280938/gorgeous-tranny-pleasuring-ass-and-cock/

>>85180194
qt as heck my god

>>85180196
>The avengers and tdkr were rightfully panned here though
Avengers was 'panned' here when you idiots got radicalized and branded Whedon a cuck, it helped that AoU was horrid.
TDKR was one of our favorite movies and brought so much joy to this board.
You need to go back, back to r*ddit.

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>>85180194
>>85179034

nsfw + rare

>>85180331
>Avengers was 'panned' here when you idiots got radicalized and branded Whedon a cuck
It was panned since day 1 of the set photo leaks you absolute fraud of man
>TDKR was one of our favorite movies
AHAHAHAHAHA
Every fucking time the 2014+ baneposting tourists expose themselves. Don't pretend for a second you understand for you and why it made you aware of this board

It's fucking sickening you think you're /tv/ because of swaglords actions

>>85180165
First and third post you quote is me, I shouldnt have to spoon feed people but alas it looks like I may have to.

http://www.highsnobiety.com/2017/06/14/wonder-woman-feminist/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/wonder-woman-review-thrillingly-staged-knockout-blow-feminism/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/06/02/5-wonderfully-feminist-moments-wonder-woman-spoilers/102392860/

This one is funny, you can't please the feminist cunts.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a9992873/wonder-woman-black-women-erasure/

These are articles released this year, shit like this has been happening for the last two years in regards to this film.

>>85176033
AngryPleb AngryPleb
Super Jealous Hyper-Heeb
D.C. Winning just won't stop
All because of SpiderFlop
LOOK OUT! Here comes the AngryPleb

>>85180504
Thats nice...but nothing about this is in the movie or how WB handled the marketing.

>>85180554
>obese redditor fighting over capeshit
>calls others plebs
Can't expect anything else from the official reddit board.

>>85167937
Why are Dchads so much better than MCU """"""""bois""""""""""?

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>>85180194
>>85180459
BLACKED

>>85180194
MY jew gf. Back off.

>>85180599
One of those articles talks about some scenes on the film you dolt, it is clear I can't spoon feed people you when you don't have the courtesy on reading them.

Also I did not say anything about WB exclusively handling the marketing, Stop bullshitting.

>>85180459
>shows original image, destroying the illusion

bravo fabo!

>>85180917
Thats their take on the scenes and like keep crying about its to serve an agenda, dude you have issues.
I don't say this often but you need to stop coming here and stop watching kids movies, read a book, take a walk and buy yourself a hooker.

>>85176033
>unironically
>uses /v/ as an example
topo panekeku

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>>85181082
>/tv/ is worse than fucking /v/

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>>85180194
>>85180084
>>85179875
>>85179833
>>85179667
>>85179034
I'm in love.

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>>85180331
>WHEDON
>NOT OBJECTIVELY & LITERALLY A KUCK

>YOUR JUST RIGHT WING RADICALIZED IDIOTS IF YOU AREN'T A THIRSTY LEFTY LAPDOG
SURE THING, REDDIT

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Woah, who is this sexy lady.

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>>85180331
>Avengers was 'panned' here when you idiots got radicalized and branded Whedon a cuck
why are you pretending you were here in 2011?

>>85181157
But Justice League 1 and 2 are directed by Whedon.

>>85181157
>MCU most succesful movies were directed by that cuck
Ewwwwwwwww

>>85181046
Right, keep accepting and paying for mediocrity and compromised material is what I should do? When I spend the little free time I have, I expect it to enjoy it with my forms of entertainment not being compromised by politics.

>>85181292
And so will DC's.

>>85181320
>reshoots 2 scenes
>Movie belongs to joss.

>>85181174
would plug

>>85181320
Nah I don't think Batgirl will be more succesful than BvS, Wonder Woman or Justice League

>>85181320
wrong
if its bad then its directed by him
if its good then muh zaddy kino durka

>>85181320
JL is Zack's movie and Whedon was nowhere near WW, heck WB pretty much shat all over his horrible WW script.
Batgirl is going to do ok and its going to be full reddit, but WB is not going to make the same mistake Feige made and start forcing every single movie they do into comedies.

>>85167600
so you will object too when Infinity War does a billion too and how DC is finished right?

>>85167475

Fucking GOOD. Spider-kid is shit. Hope it gets buried. I hated the Snyder movies but fuck marvel

>>85167517
We'll see. I'm legitimately worried that Justice League is compromised

>>85180619
>being this RedditMad

>>85181910
Yes, I am, because you capeshitters are flooding this board with your trash movies.

I went to watch Guardians 2 and it was pretty bad. Why do Marvel films seem so lighthearted and "lol so fahnny"? Don't the comics ever take a serious tone?

>>85182816
They think light-hearted flicks make more money.
They're probably right.

>>85168899
>>85174688
>AH SAVE ME INDIA!

>>85176033
>being THIS mad at being btfo
livin in ur head rent free

I'm thinking on going to see Spider man, is it worth it?
Before you start a fight I like both Marvel and DC.

>>85183266
>livin in ur head rent free
Not a surprise capeshitters talk like niggers.

>>85183399
Well you seem a man of discerning taste so I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

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This is kino

>>85183481
SEETHING mcuck

>>85183652

>no trident
>menorah instead

WHO?

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>>85168899
>>85174688
Are you guys really retarded?

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>>85183665
>literally the only argument capeshitters have is forcing shitpost fights
>they actually believe anyone but fat as fuck redditors welcome them

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>>85183723
First time seeing Aquaman?

>>85183665
>seething
Is this the newest meme word of /tv/?

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>>85167517
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>85182816
Capeshit is built in power fantasies written for 5 year olds, what did you expect aside from filthy trash?
It's impossible to make a serious movie of this that's not a joke.

>>85183723
hawaiianman

>>85183831
Based Chinks are on the right side of history.

>>85183882
Chinks support capeshit, that's why they need to be put down like filthy dogs they all are.

>>85183831
Meanwhile Spider Flop Ironcoming is having trouble trying to catch up to a skinny jewess.

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>>85183831
>ape disney
>can't even beat them
DROP TSUJIHARA

>>85176033
>saying this by posting pepe

I bet you don't even see the hypocrisy.

>>85183756
based DC posters workin ya into a shoot.

>>85172763
The storylines (and the version being put on screen) were by black guys

At the end of the day it doesn't really matter.

>>85183906
Can't put down the master race.

>>85183988
>workin ya into a shoot
t. Detroit ape

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>>85183918
Yeah the 16th movie in the mcu and 3rd spiderman version in a decade is having trouble catching the most critically acclaimed DCEU movie, not to mention Spiderman had a better opening weekend than Wonder Woman

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>>85183918
>starts 10M+ ahead
>day 12: 1.2M behind
WAKE ME UP

>>85184041
>not to mention Spiderman had a better opening weekend than Wonder Woman
They also also one of the biggest drops. Congrats on blowing your load I guess?
>dat pic
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ENWSYhu68

>>85184111
Holy shit

>>85181316
How about not watching what you already suspect that is probably gonna be something "compromised". I watched it as a social event, but I had already seen the webms and read anons' reviews on how this is was Marvelshit - DC edition. But only a fool would expect anything more from the flick. It was also obvious from the get go that people would be all about 'muh gurl power' before this even started.

Conclusion, you're a fag AND you're dumb.

And since you have so much free little time (which I doubt, considering you're shitposting on a chinese bulletin board about grown people dressing in spandex), read something useful that will get you less bitter all the time:
>The 4 Hour Work Week
>Think and Grow Rich
>Rich Dad Poor Dad
These will give you more free time on the long run

>No More Mr. Nice Guy
This will help you be less of a bitch online.

>>85184123
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ENWSYhu68
>produced by the guy who is now leading "DCEU"
fucking KEK

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>>85184123

>>85184376
Hot

>>85184264
Whedon blew most of his Disney cheques on that video alone. He's a dumbass, but even he knows better than to push a drumpf joke into a movie. Extra rich irony that he's working for Trump's Treasurer.

>>85167475
Will this movie start the process of Trump impeachment?

>>85184534
>More Americans want Trump's impeachment than Nixon's amid Watergate, poll finds
Damn

>>85184159
What does posting on an imageboard prove, I like to have a little bit of faith and hope. Keeps people motivated, whether it's insignificant to others is not of concern.

Looking at those book choices anon, I can clearly see what kind of person you are. I have a career, I don't need a book to tell me what to do kek

>>85184376
Fags like her should be drawn and quartered.

>>85184450
Hot as in lead in her skull.

>>85172047

Piss slightly but generously and warmly in my teacup. Happy Summer's day chum

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>>85178095
No one on reddit or this shit stain of a site likes you.

Just kill yourself

>>85180331
Oh look mcucks trying to make up narratives to fit their convenience again.

>>85176644
wrong

>>85185321
IT FUCKING CAME TRUE LMAO >>85184111

>>85184041
>better opening weekend
>huge drop afterwards
Yeah, seems pretty consistent with your typical overhyped flop. Face it, Spider-Man is by far Marvel's most popular character. Everyone knows who he is, and if Wonder Woman could surpass a movie featuring Spider-Man AND RDJ AND a former Batman, you've got problems.

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>>85172047

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>>85184885
>having a back and forth on /tv/ all day long
>I-I am busy! I swear!
>I-I have a career

>>85185937
How is this even possible?

>>85185685
Wasnt it created because Spiderman was flopping to begin with?

>>85185937
Is he foreign or something? Otherwise I don't get it, GotG2 probably has the least complex plot and dialogue of all time. Also,
>these are the kind of people that give marlel fresh reviews on rt

>>85186010
>career = no days off

>>85168206
>Imagine the numbers BvS could have done if it pleb-friendly. Thank fuck Snyder gives 0 shits
ftfy

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>>85186111
Mostly because of this.

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>>85186364

>>85185427
thanks for the (You) reddit

>>85167475
this contrived capeshit drama between the two companies and multiple studios is the worst thing to happen to this website and film in general. i wish you people would all just go away.

>>85167475
GAZA MUST BURN

>>85186427
She has such a fucking weird head.

>>85186486
Blame MCUcks. They started the war and now are trying to run away because of how much they're losing. There's an easy way to end it: just admit BvS is kino.

>>85167475

It had to happen. Why fight it?

Figures the only highest domestic grosser by middle of 2017 is another Disney princess movie from the actual Disney.

>>85187072
No, the way to end this is to have what everyone deserves, let the capeshit bubble blow up and make it so neither side has nothing to fight for.
Plus, they are terrible movies, so nobody's going to miss them.

>>85186895
everything about you is not normal.

>>85176731
It won't die in your or my lifetime and if it does then you really are an underage Mcucklet.

>>85188025
Yes, of course it will die, these movies are just not good enough to live on for too long.

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>>85167937

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>>85179290
ohhh anon's are able to leave their brains off for Spider-Shota. but when someone else gets ahead.. that's when they start getting vexxed.

>>85188051
Superhero stuff sells. As long as something is profitable it'll be here. They said the capeshít genre was dead in the late 90's. It came back. They said people got tired of 80's blockbusters. The Expendables, John Wick, and all these remakes are proving them wrong. The only thing that's nearly completely dead is Hand Drawn animation.

>>85188530
Because they didn't know how to sell it, now they learned, and are running it into the ground, where capeshit deserves to be.
I'll be very happy to see X-Men movies, the MCU and the DCEU start having legitimate flops among them.

>>85167475
>It's a /tv/ being wrong again episode

>>85188530
>They said people got tired of 80's blockbusters. The Expendables, John Wick, and all these remakes are proving them wrong.

Not really. It's not like those flicks are breaking records. It's just that the market is so big now you have more room for stuff like that.

Back in the 80's, 80-100M domestic was a huge thing. That's what those movies were making. Today that's the equivalent of twice that.

>>85172367
>Good.
White women won't exist in 1000 years, though.

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>>85167937

>>85168531
>>85168704
goat goddot is a disgusting simian skeleton.

>>85181957
>whats this thread about?
>oh CapeShit, a film genre I hate
>let me join in

>>85167533
>>85167937
>>85168239
>>85180554
This needs to become a thing.

>>85167475
Is this a meme or something?

>>85189297
what about "kino" like Strange Things and all these Stephen King remakes

Any one bring up how women is much t h i c c er in the shows and comics?

>>85179356
Well it's about fucking time. Is his next clip going to be him seeking treatment for his crippling bedsores?

>>85190039
Spider-twink Spider-twink
does whatever to make Sony sink
movie is shit, Holland blows
monkey spunk coming outta his nose
Look out! Here comes the Spider-twink!

Isn't there a scene where she fight with the power of love or smthing?

>>85190516
Why is being a twink a bad thing for this for this board?
I really don't get it.

>>85190740
More like she professes her belief in its power while wresting control of Zeus's lightning from Ares.

because it's the last non gay board
>>85190884

>>85190853
>>85190957
foh you

>>85167475

Baywatch of the Galaxy BTFO

Kid Diana>Mantis kawaii desu