HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>>85160586
People on all spectrums are retarded.

>>85160599
And as are you.
That's a screenshot from a satirical site.

Nolan's oscar time

>>85160613

Poe's Law in action

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>>85160586
>surely the could have squeezed Amy Schumer in there somewhere

Betoota Advocate is the best satire site since the Onion

Holy shit Nolan

>>85160586
That's from the Betoota Advocate; an Australian satire site.

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>>85160586
>don't know when satire begins and reality ends
Truly the worst time to be alive

>>85160716

For over a decade, 4chan has acted like retards using the excuse that it's just a joke or for the lulz. Why would you be upset when others do the same?

>>85160586
>Society for Comfortable Upper Class White Feminist Creatives
kek

IMAX IMAX IMAX

>>85160586

>Dunkirk is lightly defended
>generals want to attack
>Hitler says no and halts all advances for 3 days
>gives the British time to evacuate hundreds of thousands of veteran soldiers that were then used to fight in North Africa

I don't understand why retards still worship that mustachioed idiot

>>85160716

No, it is the best. We get to kek all the way into the grave.

>>85160586
I'm pretty sure you'll have a hard time squeezing Amy Schumer into anything

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>>85160850
Because so far, he gave the best shot at liberating west from the disease that plunged upon it in the French Rev.

>>85160586
>but surely they could have squeezed Amy Schumer in there somewhere
Why is Islam taking over the west a bad thing again?

>>85160850
Anyone worth his salt knows that hitler was controlled opposition

>>85160875
Ba dum tsh

>>85160850
>hitler spends the entire first half of the war trying to be friends with the brits, even sparing their soldiers and calling them brotherfolk and shit
>british history writers make sure he is portrayed as wanting nothing more than to wipe out britain, and all the times he held back is portrayed as incompetence

>>85160903

>gets tens of millions of white people killed
>so many young men were killed across Europe that they needed to truck in boatloads of immigrants from the Middle East, Africa, and Asia
>leads to the emergence of the USSR as a superpower who spread communism across the world
>leads to Israel being created
>makes nationalism taboo across the west

Great job, Adolph

>>85160992
>sparing their soldiers
>orders the Luftwaffe to destroy all transport ships carrying British soldiers

hmmmm

>>85160850
He went from being homeless to the most powerful and feared man in European history. Pretty inspiring life story no matter what you think of his politics.

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is this /ourmovie/?

>>85160850
It's because he still wanted to have peace with the Brits

>>85161032
>the most powerful and feared man in European history

Nah, that was Stalin.

>>85160998
No, that was Britain and U.S. coming back to home to kill their brothers anon.

You are literally victim blaming here.

>>85161056

>steals Czech land
>forces Austria to surrender its sovereignty
>invades Poland
>invades Beligum, Denmark, the Netherlands, and France
>invades Greece and the Balkins
>invades Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, and Egypt
>invades the Soviet Union
>n..no it's the Nazis who were the victims

Fuck off

>>85160850
>>85161050
This, read a fucking book some time.

>>85160586
>surely the could have squeezed Amy Schumer in there somewhere
This is obviously a joke

>>85161107
I bet you believe Austria was forced. Besides - ALL of what you listed is probably in the number one (shared place) why USSR could not waltz into the heart of Europe and take it.

>but USSR was never goi-
Yes they were. Check the Winter War.

>/pol/fags fall for satire sites

Their low IQ is becoming irritating

>>85161054
Only after the war.

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>>85160903

you know that quote isn't real right

literally one google away from knowledge instead of keeping shitty meme /pol/ photos bro

>>85160998
Based Hitler ending the whites by the nights.

>>85161054
Reminder that American politicians literally called him Uncle Joe. Ahaha. Britain declared war to save Poland gave it to Soviets, haha.

>>85161158
>the quote isn't real
>the actual quote is far more based.

ty senpai.

>>85161115

General von Rundstedt's panzers were advancing ahead of their supplies pissing off German High Command who stripped away his panzer units without Hitler's approval. Hitler found out, got pissed, and issued the halt order in a dick wagging contest with his generals.

You're the one who needs to read the book, kiddo.

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>>85161158

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>that time you think your enemy can only raise 50 replacement divisions but he raises 821 divisions, massacres millions of you men, rapes millions of your women, and occupies half your country for decades

Good times

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>>85161219
>His biographer concedes that this "does not represent the whole truth", because the original impetus for a pause came from Kleist and Rundstedt himself.

>>85161280
Stalin did a good job of hiding stuff, even the UK and US were not were.

>>85160586
>Shoma Lomu fron the Diamantina chapter of the Society For Comfortable Upper Class White Feminist Creatives.

What the Fug !
Dat name, Dat group name.

The shills are becoming more advance

>>85160586
Looks like a Satire Peace.
>/Pol/tards falling for the bait.

let's all be honest, literally nobody didn't think this was legit at first glance

>>85161320

It was mainly due to pure incompetence by the Germans. They had a training program with the Soviets and had soldiers training in the USSR for years yet no effort was made to systematically debrief these soldiers to paint a picture of Soviet forces and doctrine. The Soviets used heavy KS-1 and KS-2 tanks in the Finnish War and some T-34's yet the Germans were taken by surprise in Barbarossa. German logistical plans called for advancing along Soviet railways and capturing them and the locomotives. But Soviet railways had different track gauges and required crews to maintain during the rainy season and winter causing the German captured railways to be almost useless.

German intelligence before and throughout the war was an absolute joke. It wasn't just limited to the USSR. The Germans thought the British could only produce 100 fighters a month before launching the Battle of Britain. After targeting British airfields for months, the Luftwaffe switched to hitting cities and strategic targets because they unironically thought they destroyed most British fighters. The Brits were actually producing 400 fighters a month and as German losses continued to mount, they pulled back.

>>85160586
I don't care about identity politics but also isn't anyone else outraged about these identity politics?

>>85161424
>>85161152
It's not their fault that we've gotten to the point where satire can't be distinguished from reality.

>>85161107
>forces Austria to surrender its sovereignty
>forces
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85160998
Israel was already starting before WW1 though.
American jews even petitioned the ottoman sultan to sell them the land and in return the jews would pay all ottoman debts.

>>85160586
the betoota advocate is pretty based, the onion has nothing going for it anymore apart from their in house critic.