/got/ general: Dumb and dumber edition

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1st for Alliser Thorne, a man who did NOTHING wrong

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>>85155538

First for Smirkfu, the best of them all.

Does anyone even care about Jon coming back from the dead anymore? was it even mentioned at all in the first episode?

>>85155594
No and no

Howland Reed this season or next?

>>85155594
>Does anyone even care about Jon coming back from the dead anymore?

No because nobody knows or cares. Even Jon btw.

>>85155594

Its par for the course when your grasping.

Its obvious they want to hurry and end the show. They got their shekels and now they want to chill.

>>85155630
They're trying to wrap things up, not introduce random meaningless character #2938479283

>>85155630
dropped plotline

>>85155657
>>85155658
but they need him to declare Jon King of Westeros

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Did Dnd forget House Baratheon is dead?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NYnfAM4xk

TORAWARETA KTUSUJOKU WA HANGEKI NO KOUSHI DA JOUHKEKI NO SONO KANATA

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>GoT characters you've been told you look like

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>>85155699
>We really were Game of Thrones after all

Seriously Dabid?

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>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

only 3 more episodes of frogfu hold me lads

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"Let's enlist women, we double our army by 50%!"

>That 50% immediately dies within seconds in battle since they're all shit and is instantly rez'd as part of the enemy team

>Now what should've been just your original fighting force vs the enemy, now has to fight it's own size again in dead people with superior Instant Icewarrior Pile Tactics Training on the opposite team

>You now have a bigger army to defend against


>You just lost all your pussy and baby factories


NIGHT KING'S DOUBLE AGENT - CONFIRMED


NORMIES WILL BE BTFO

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Will anything top this?

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>>85155591
>the best of them all
I've got you covered.

>>85155782
>WE HAVE TO MINE ALL DAY FOR DRAGON GLASS
>IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT'S WINTER AND THEY WILL STARVE TO DEATH

>>85155756
>Her cunt became the world.
>Her cunt became The World.
>Her cunt became 「The World」.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ASHA BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, DIO!

>>85155802
>show is not 100% accurate 1:1 to real life.
>bad writing
hmm...

>>85155715
Lucky man

>>85155802
Is Preston aware of the leaks?

>>85155756
I need to know the context of each of these quotes.

>>85155802
which episode was this, S6E10?

If winter is here, why don't they just move south? It seems like the Reach is doing just fine.

>>85155880
>which episode was this, S6E10?

I think this episode.

Jaime will die from being stabbed in the back

>>85155864
Yes indeed.
He talked about them with that Haunter kid.

>>85155880
608 I think. Wolverine vs. the Terminator

>>85155802
I used to think he was a jaded cunt. Now I tend to agree with him. The night king character voice thing is a little annoying but its nice to have one video review that doesn't slurp up everything

>the scene with the traitor houses kids pledge loyalty

Pure cringe.

>>85155912
How triggered is he that the leaks are real?

>>85155715
I look like season 1 lancel lannister but uglier

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>>85155802

>>85155715

I wish I had that robecoat. Looks comfy yet stylish.

>>85155802
>>85155880
>>85155900
The only thing Arya did in S6E10 is to kill walder right?

I think this was about the arya getting sliced open then doing parkour after being operated on by a theater actress thing.

>>85155985
>The only thing Arya did in S6E10 is to kill walder right?

Yes

>>85155979
What did you expect from a millennial

>>85155979
He speaks about GRRM's hiveminded communism like it's a bad thing. This isn't surprising.

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>>85155979

>>85155936
I mean what the fuck else were they supposed to do? It didn't feel genuine.

>>85156057
like it isn't a bad thing*

>>85155715
Cersei looks like my aunt

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"For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm."
>No Symon Silvertongue plotline
>the song appears three seasons after Tyrion/Shae
>No "Hand of the King" chain
>Tyrion didn't know the song existed when he choked Shae

What did D&D mean by this? Does it make any sense whatsoever in regards to Jaime/Cersei?

>>85155948
Dunno. I didn't hear him mention them in the Episode 1 video, and I'm not watching that analysis of a goddamned "next time on Game of Thrones" preview when I skip the previews in the first place. Random, disjointed spoilers that punish you for paying attention by spoiling more the more that you notice and put together. No thanks.
That and I have no desire to see how he turned twenty or thirty seconds of previews into a 10-minute video.

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>>85156054

>muh millennials m I rite

Fucking boomers got lead poisoning in their brains from leaded fuel and they ruin the country and then have the fucking gall to blame the youths.

>>85155979
he's married to a chink what do you expect

>>85155979
he's a racemixing male feminist who works for the state department

wow big surprise he's a shill for Hill

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>>85156086
>"For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm."

>>85155979
based

>>85156094
boomers and millennials are the same kind of progressive self-absorbed cancer

generation zyklon will save us

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bring back my plot line AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>85155634
>hurry and end the show
>nothing happened in episode 1
alrighty then

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>>85156129
gib woman with warm hands gf

>>85155979
LOL one of those screencapped posts is me

I love Preston, but that was pretty whiny. He should have kept that to his personal facebook. Or at least wait until he calmed down a bit so he wouldn't sound so dramatic.

>>85156151
>le based gen z

Kill yourself

>>85155979
>Russia's action in Ukraine
>not justifiable

Crimea should have been retaken 20 years ago, the only thing unjustifiable is how long the Ukrainians held it.

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>>85156176

Sam remembered an important piece of information he already knew, and Dany walked into an empty building. So, there's that.

>>85155802
>A random person off the street could have come up with a better Arya story.

I'm pretty sure I posted that in /got/, if not WORD FOR WORD, extremely close.

Wondering if
a) multiple people said the exact same thing about the Arya plot
b) Preston browses /got/ and took my line (Hey Preston! Pls deposit 0.02 shekels into my account)
c) I got multiple personalities disorder and I'm Preston.

-

And I think we might get better than that in S7. I would guess it'll be considerably worse than S5/6, and with that comes Preston's critique.

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>>85155979
>War is bad, guys
>We need to support Hillary and be tough on Russia

Daily Reminder that R'hlor didn't rez Jon, he was rez'd after the fact by Night King using a very expensive huge area of effect resurrection spell, he made Jon resurrect as not a true walker, a different more temporary kind of resurrection spell.

Jon will deteriorate rapidly at some point when is purpose is fulfilled. He thinks he's in control, but he's really not.

>Sends the wildling's to East Watch, the exact location NK will be about to fuck them all up

Jon is the vessel of the Great Other.

Azor Ahai was the previous one. The entire Azor Ahai prophecy thing is a sham.

My thinking is the only way for it all to end, is for someone to take the NK's place.

Literally Jon is going to be the Lich King.

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>>85155979
>everything that I disagree with or don't understand is "hatred"

>>85155538
Can anyone rec me something as comfy as season 1 of this show? It was akin to playing assassin's creed 2 and exploring a beautiful world. Are the books this comfy?

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>>85156210

Da Komrade, and NATO is pointless organization. Also US State Dept and Election Commission. Pointless.

Дo cвидaния

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>>85156273
>War is bad
>We need Hillary to put boots on the ground in Syria so we can depose Assad and further destabilize the middle east

>>85156224
anon = presten

>>85156193
Let people hold out hope for this next generation.
If we don't have hope, we have nothing.

>>85156312
>using CNN memes
cancer

>>85156312
>NATO is pointless organization.

It is if the Turks are going to drag us into war via Erdogan's fantasy of restarting the Ottoman Empire.

>>85156306
read lotr if you haven't, they are max comfy. the fellowship is by far the worst book in the trilogy, but if you can trudge through that the other two are very nice.

>>85155691
Gendry isn't dead. He's showing up this season to boot.

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Seriously when is Stannis coming back? This shit is getting boring now.

>>85156367
Shouldn't he read the hobbit first

preston's great as long as you ignore his opinions outside of ASOIAF

>>85156173
So, in what episode will Dany get news that Daario sold Slaver's bay to the highest bidder among the slave masters? (IF they actually bother making him an offer, and not just killing him off as soon as Dany is gone)?

Wait I forgot that Dany is literal magic and can't do anything wrong ever. These slave owner who rebelled EVERY SINGLE TIME DANY LEFT (even on the show!) will now behave, and those butthurt slaves who murdered a man against Dany's order will also join with them to rebuild a better world.

>>85156306
Yes. Believe it or not, books are better than video games.

>>85156312
>>85156361
>NATO is pointless organization.
It is if we didn't kick the fucking Turks out in 1974 back when they invaded Cyprus for fuck's sake.
And we didn't. So guess what.

>>85156385
Stannis is coming back after the Night's King is defeated and it is revealed that THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT'S KING

>>85156389
Oh yeah read the hobbit first its super short. not essential but definitely recommended.

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>DnD blew at least 10% the CGI budget this season making Maise look like Walder Frey
it looked really good, but come on

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>>85155979
Reminder that these 2 are the rightful /ourguys/

>>85156301
I actually like the Lich King memes. Especially for the show. I think Bran is the one that would become the new Lich King.

It would be pretty sick if Jon and Bran kill the Night King and then they find Stannis at that tree with the spiral where the WW were created, half alive like Coldhands/Benjen and pinned to the tree with a spear of obsidian. "Now, go. Leave this place, and never return!"

>>85156459
Linda yes, elio, not too sure.
Let's be real, half of Linda being /ourgirl/ is her high level autism and complete lack of politically correct.

Elio has 'asoiaf-autism', but not actual autism, and he's not shitting on niggers and tumblrwhales all the time like Linda.

>>85156398
I bet Daario's name is not even MENTIONED for the remainder of the show.

>>85156459
elio's a cuck
linda's a weird case
on the one hand, she HATES political correctness, feminism, diversity, probably a reaction against the state of her own country Sweden

on the other hand she's a weird fucker who spends time on Second Life and didn't read the Red Wedding chapter because she was squeamish

>>85156513
Euron was in this very episode

>>85156301

>The Great Other is the god of darkness, cold, and death in the faith of R'hllor. His true name is never spoken

Because he is never the same entity/person.

>At the Wall, when gazing into the fires, Melisandre sees a wooden face, corpse white, a thousand red eyes, and a boy with a wolf's head beside him. She thinks to herself that they must be the Great Other's champions, as King Stannis is hers.

The Great Other is actually Bran. The Great Other. the One Eyed Raven, the Many Faced God etc. They're all the same entity.

> According to Melisandre sleep is a little death, dreams are whisperings of the Other who would drag everyone into his eternal night.

Brans dreams and visions were delivered to himself from himself controlling his own path.

Bran is a time traveler beyond the realms of comprehension and literally is orchestrating everything as it's happened. All the good, all the bad.

The entire cycle is one of cleansing. The dead have to return to remind the living of their purpose.

It is all literally a big Song of Ice and Fire. Like the waxing and waning of the moon. Death will rule for a time, and then life will again.

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>>85156513

Not until the best out of fucking nowhere reveal that hasn't been supported at all in the show.

>Maester says he thinks Sam is telling the truth
>doesn't let him see the books in the restricted area anyway

>>85156472
"The dragons' flame sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Tyrion. Forevermore, I will be the Jailer of the Damned."

>>85156506
Elio = Doran
Linda = Oberyn

>>85156538
Imagine if they actually pulled that off. Not possible given the constrictions of television and the level of understanding to the least common denominator viewer.

Challenge: Create a shocking out of nowhere twist that would greatly improve the show for you personally in spite of probably making no sense.

In short out-D&D D&D.

>>85156599
I suppose they could have Euron pull off a Faceless Man style mask and reveal he's Daario. It wouldn't make any goddamn sense, but neither does half the stuff that has happened in the past few seasons

>>85156538
seriously why didn't they just hire the actor for Daario to play Euron? he looks the part, anything is better than the bigheaded oaf we've got atm

>>85156513
He won't be. That was his write-off in the season 6 finale. They don't have time for minor supporting characters anymore, that's why they're getting written out in droves.

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Name me one man aside from Rhaegar that could defeat the Sword of the Morning in single combat

>>85156567
much as I like shitting on D&D, this part was explained...
He told him it probably wasn't as dramatic as Sam said (he also hasn't seen what the NK's army is capable of)... That he heard/everyone heard a million times people talking about how this or that was gonna bring the end of the world... But it never did.

One thing is stupid tho, his argument is that "the end of the world never came, because we overcame whatever threat we faced etc.." yes, but Samwell want help to overcome that threat and you said no. This might be the time where they can't overcome it because you refused access to information.

>>85156567
I swear to God if the only thing Sam gets out of his Maester training is the location of a obsidian mine that STANNIS ALREADY TOLD HIM ABOUT I'm done with his shit

>>85156623
was it bad that my first thought was somehow shoehorn in a hardcore Meera sex scene?

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how to GoT twist by anon: (spoilers free because will never happen)
>Arya revenge continue
>manage to kill all targets
>eventually reunite with Snow And Salsa all happy and shit
>last episode of the show
>all the events had unfolded night king is defeated you know war is over and all that shit whatever they want to take it everyone happy
>Snow and Salsa are found dead arya discover that lil finger did it
>cut his head like her dad did at the start
>arya is now queen of the north
>final 2min of the show
>alone in her room get ready to bed undress minor nudity its dark
>plot twist take face off its assassin waifu turn out she won in the dark room
>smug at the camera
>credits roll
>normies and hipsters on suicide watch

>>85156623
Davos betrays Jon and joins Euron

>>85155983
Confirmed gay

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>>85156623
Cersei kills Dany

>>85156623
Missandei is Syrio Forel, a faceless "man" sent to kill Daenerys.

>>85156680
Somehow he'll also find the cure for greyscale which is secret for some reason

>>85156623
Euron's gift will be to reveal that he is secretly THE NIGHT KING and wipe out King's Landing for a cliffhanger season 7 ending.

>>85156595
>elio is the grass that hides the viper until she strikes
>He creates an "innocent" ASOIAF community to discuss things, but at the same time gives a voice to the autistic alt-right asoiaf'er, while not being involved himself.

I like that. Great analogy anon.

>>85156680
he's gonna cure jorah the andal and discover that jon snu is le prince that was le promised, because apparently casuals need their hands held through fucking anything

>>85156623
GRRM has a cameo where he kills D&D for ruining his story, then he finishes his book series from his cell

>>85156623
How about:

>Arya is not actually Arya. She's the Waif, who killed Arya in their duel and cut off her face to wear, and is now trying to take over Arya's former life.

No I don't know why she would be following Arya's kill list. Blame my inner D &
D

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>>85156623
Jon cums in Arya's pussy

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>>85156667

scrolling through Linda's twitter
what the fuck is this mess

>>85156660
so was writing in all these minor characters to just be left out a lack of foresight from the showrunners or did they do this in the spirit of "not every story line will have a conclusion"

it seems like they brought the hound back just because he was a fan favorite. Like, if a bunch of people really like daario would they have found a way to keep his plot line in the show

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when did GoT fall off the deep end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5oRxgphRc

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>>85156385
>Dany enter DragonStone
>didnt find Stannis there sitting alone and crushed
>What waste what a bad writing

>>85156623
Tyene Sand betrays her sisters for MIGHTY BRONN COCK and causes the defeat of Dany's allies.

>>85156389
>>85156438
Read the hobbit in middle school but I don't remember it. I guess I'll reread it. I've never read the Lord of the Rings and have only seen the first movie. Should I read that instead of ASOIAF? Are GRRM's books not comfy?

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Only a few more days until I get to see this absolute cutie in person

>>85156675
I guess his thought was "it always gets fixed by other people eventually, or it runs its course" without the Maesters leaving the citadel

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>>85156803
and Sansa's

Anyone know of a good site to watch s7?

>>85156918
9gag

>>85156820
It was them adapting the sprawling nature of the books which have the benefit of being huge volumes of great detail. They didn't think it through, in short, particularly since they didn't seem to know in advance how long the show might run for.

Now they settled on the shortened 7 and 8, and realized "shit we are overflowing with characters and subplots" and spent all of season 6 trying to clear the board, and they still have a bunch left in 7.

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>>85156802
I love it. Even if her body looks nothing like Arya's.

What arrowhead mountain did the Hound see?

>>85156623
Sansa is actually Ramsay in disguise trying to lay low and sabotage everything. He is aided by Sansa's titanic man body making it difficult to tell the difference.

>>85156783
>GRRM has a cameo where he kills D&D for ruining his story, then he finishes his book series from his cell

FUND IT

>>85156623
Bran kills everyone

>>85156978
I want to lick her ass if you catch my drift

>>85156802
??? get gud noob
>>85156711

>>85156860
Rape him

>>85156623
Bran becomes his own great grandfather and Meera his own great grandmother

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>I guess I can be a pain in the butt. I have suggestions like an annoying actor and I have questions. I’ve just sensed this last season that this is their baby: 'Just say the words as they’re written, and shut up.' Which is absolutely fine. I respect that! And obviously, what they write is not bad, it’s really good. It was a very significant shift.

>Well, I guess they just tolerated it, like “Okay, all right.” This season, they were just like, “No, no, no.” Which is cool! But as this actor, you are fighting for every… It’s a funny thing because you’d think at this point you know everything. Even though you’ve played this guy for seven years, you’re starting over every season.

>>85156859
I'd say LOTR is the trilogy you should read first considering you could be waiting 10-infinity years for the conclusion of ASOIAF.

>>85156711
>>85157029
Great minds think alike.

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>>85157042

>>85156077
Have you fucked her?

>>85156077
what's her number

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hows my fan art? marathoned this last night for about 2 min in web based photo manipulator

>>85156802
I have actually heard this floated as an actual theory by several people. At least the "Waif actually won last season and is wearing Arya's face".

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>>85157042
>I'm sorry Nikolaj, this is the last precious season, we're not taking any input

>cue 5minute shitting montage / bad pussy

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A 'tism there was, a 'tism, a 'tism!
All pale and downs, and covered in jizzum
The 'tism! The 'tism!
Oh come they said, oh come to fair
The fair? Said he, but I'm a 'tism!

All pale and downs, and cover in jizzum
And down the road from here to there
From here! To there!
Some fags, the pudge, and jizzum covered 'tism!

They sperged and REEE'd, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!
Oh, pudge she was, blacked in the rear!

The pudge with poz in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The pudge with poz in here hair!
The 'tism heard CK in the summer air.
The 'tism! The 'tism!

All pale and downs and covered in jizzum
He smelled the poz in the summer air!
He REEE'd and sperged and smelled it there!
Poz on the summer air!

>>85157246
So anyway, that's my finished memoirs. I think they cover pretty much everything

>>85157271
but I'm European

>>85157271
ok psycho just please leave this thread it was getting comfy

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>>85157216
Should it have happened anons?

>>85155594
Wait, Jon came back from the dead?

>>85157271
no one cares that you have violent homicidal thoughts, please leave

>>85157271
6 months in, how many wars has he started?

Reminder that Euron will bring Cersei the Horn of Joramun, thinking it can control dragons, and Cersei will bring down the wall

>>85157271
Trump is too left-wing for me but I still like Preston

Maybe you should cool it with the violence

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>>85157271
>there are people who are conservative/right wing

>i hope deranged murderers start killing people of that persuasion because I disagree with their policies

>>85157353
>"He went SIX MONTHS and only bombed ONE COUNTRY we told you he was anti-war you stupid liberals"

>>85157353
how many walls has he built nigger

Oh good, the fuckheads are derailing with another retard politics argument.

>politician talking in a /got/ general

good night

remember when you reply to off-topic political musings, they win

>>85157271
i can tell you're a nigger

>>85156623
The Wall is shattered and revealed to contain an army of ice dragons inside to counter Dany's dragons.

Why the fuck does everyone just abandon these generals during off season? Like, it's all g now with fast moving threads and people actually talking about the show but as soon as it's off the air it's like everyone fucking vanishes. It actually baffles me to no end

>>85157312
>>85157343
>>85157404
>>85157460
Damn all this asshurt just because I said I wouldn't cry.

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>>85157412
This post is a diamond in a sea of /pol/diarrhea

>>85157484
why do you keep posting this question?
I've been here all off-season and the answer is extremely obvious

>>85157428
>>85157429
>>85157434
it happens on every board.

>smug lefty cunt makes an arrogant or pretentious comment
>loads of dumb right wingers give him attention and (You)s trying to argue
>all the lefty has to do is keep writing shit posts to derail an entire thread

>>85155979
"the West never trained anyone who joined ISIS"

Holy fuck

>>85157506
no, it's because you're a nigger shitting up the general with off-topic garbage

>>85156210
Also Ukraine is literally run by Nazis

>>85156623
Cersei is killed by the Mountain out of nowhere, who reveals himself to be Arya in disguise. All seven feet of him.

>>85157528
It's either him or Sansa. Would you want to rally behind Sansa?

>>85157555
No, everyone does that. You're just triggered when the off topic posts are anti-Trump instead of anti-anti-Trump.

>>85157528
Nobody knows Bran is alive and Sansa was married to a lannister and a bolton. What are there other options?

>>85156642
>could have Euron pull off a Faceless Man style mask and reveal he's Daario
Other way around senpai. Also I was unironically hoping they were going to do this in S6 to justify the existence of Daarios character.

>>85156623
Humans are an invasive species from another dimension, the Others are nature fighting back to kill them and stop their fire god that's planning to create a summer that never ends that will destroy the world

>>85157623
>le triggered!
back to /r/4chan

>>85157366
Why would she want to do that?

>>85157011
But Sansa's titanic man body has like 3 inches on Ramsay

>>85157484
Because the books have been picked clean by this point, and that was the only good off season discussion

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>>85157313
Yes.

So I could see her again.

>>85156978
She's unironically hotter than Maisie

>>85157665
Now you're triggered because I called you out on getting triggered.

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>>85157699
this has to be bait

>>85157313
It would actually have been a shocking twist that pissed off much of the TV fanbase, so yes. Although given Arya is running around yelling about Starks and going down her list this theory is increasingly unlikely.

>>85157528
Jon is a Stark, because he acts like a Stark. That's why people follow him

>>85155979
Jesus Christ
>I held two crying black women today
>Ive been to Iraq and Afghanistan four times
What is he even talking about?

@85157710
>do i fit in yet guys? xD I said the meme word! I'm so dank

>>85157661
The Others are a manifestation of Gaia theory, Maesters and Archmaesters are climate change deniers

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>>85157725
I feel how I want to feel

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Is Game of Thrones just medieval cosplay?

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>>85157808

>>85157405

Only one? I don't follow who you bomb each week but I at least read about continued strikes in Syria and the "your mom" bomb in afganistan

>>85157522
It is not obvious

>>85157786
I haven't seen this much butthurt in a while. The only thing that might make me happier is to open up CNN and read that Trump is getting impeached.

>>85157837
I don't remember this GOT scene. Was this S5 or 6?

>>85157688
There's literally 6 seasons, 5 books and another potentially on the way. What's not to talk about?

>>85157847
Syria is the only country the US is bombing currently. We're still at war with Afghanistan though, but obviously there's not much left to bomb so...

>>85157484
Because people are less interested in a show not on the air?

>>85157313
how would it happen on the show exactly?

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>>85156860

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Is anyone good with photoshop and want to replace the second face with pepe?

>>85157808
>swn be your coworker who also bully you and make your life a living hell

>>85158105
might do it tomorrow

>>85157837
>>85157808
so where are those knockers going when she's disguised as Arya?

>>85156312
While not being pointless, it is silly to act like its somehow absolutely needed to contain Russia. We could steam roll them by ourselves and Britain 99% of the time would help. What on earth are you on about with the state department

>>85158105
Pepe is a shitty normalfag meme. That's why we had to invent apu apustaja

>>85157960
Exactly as the last episode with her went, except after leaving the faceless men, Arya is shown boarding a ship back to Westeros. Cue her taking off Arya's face to reveal the smirking Waif.

Also cue mass butthurt from fans

>>85157672
That's the whole point of the horn switch. She thinks she's summoning dragons, but she's actually bringing down the Wall.

>>85157903
Well, what do you want to talk about?

>>85155782
I mean, I get the argument he's making here. They're not fighting a war for land or resources or politics - once the Wall inevitably comes crashing down, Westeros basically gets one, maybe two cracks at taking out the Night King and his army, so they've got to throw everything at him.

>>85158138
Her breasts aren't that big, probably not too hard to tape them down

>>85157366
That'd be dumb as shit.

>>85158024
Why did you post this irrelevant gif

>>85156623
Each character that has a meme joke about them actually has it become a trait
>Littlefinger actually has a teleporter
>Varys has a slower one but can cross continents to more precise locations
>Dany is a fire bender
>Arrya is has wolverine powers and functions like agent 47
And all the others

>>85157878
it is
substantial new content coming out regularly is obviously going to generate a lot more buzz than pretty much nothing new

>>85158340
bigger than Arya's

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THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH!

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WHO /STILL HYPE/ HERE?

>>85157837
Nicer than expected

>>85158342
>Game of Thrones from HBO, written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss

>>85158340
"Arya" also gains two feet of height when disguised as Walder. Clearly more than just a face mask.

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>>85158414

>>85158401
Underrated

>Arya's back in Westeros
>got her revenge on the Frey's
>nothing standing between her and FINALLY reuniting with her family in Winterfell
>NOPE! IMA GO KILL CERSEI!
I mean... I knew she was gonna go do it, but I'm still pissed. I just want comfy Stark family scenes again.

>>85158453
Maybe it's magic that warps the viewers perception of them. Like a reality distortion field

>>85158401
Do Asians exist in GOT?

Isn't there like a far off chink place on the map?

>>85158478
>he hasn't read the leaks
she'll change her mind and go north
'comfy' isn't the word I'd use to describe what's going to happen though

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>>85158519
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Priestess_(High_Sparrow)

Yi Ti is basically Fantasy China

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when will we see victarion lads?

>>85158620
Think they sort of merged him with euron
Sadly we'll never see the purest form of the irontard

>>85158620
i don't know why they didn't add him, even if they changed his storyline but kept the personality, could have been badass. They seem to want to avoid details and complexity though which is just amazing

>>85158607
Oh, hey, the alien hybrid from The Wolverine.

>>85156398
Daario's rule will probably be a lot more ruthless than it was when Dany was there. He'll probably just kill anyone who even slightly step out of line.

>>85158671
I think its safe to say they aren't adding anymore characters lads, only what 8 episodes left?

>>85157938
Yeah. I don't understand this at all.

>>85158307
The show

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>DABID. A DRINKING AGE IT MEDIEVAL SOCIETY.

>>85156860
Tell him 4chan loves him

>>85156997
I'm sure we'll find out in S7, Ep7. It sounds like he was just describing the army of the dead pouring through the wall, and I will bet my life savings that it will be the last shot of the season.

>>85155979
He's literally always right.

>>85158760
>hasn't read the books were there's explicit reference to Ned only allowing his daughters to have a cup of wine at dinner

>>85155979
Based.

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what part of this confirms his identity

>>85158760
lol

>>85158861
dumb argument. You should be making fun of the autists taking the line literally

>>85158861
>>85158948
Bran was literally drinking in his own chapters from his own POV at the age of 9

>>85158936
>he doesn't remember the scene where jon told edd that bran was psychic

>>85158760
Wow plenty of updoots for you my /r/freefolk buddy! my reddit friend! my plebian pal!

>>85156384
how big are his arms gonna be

>>85158936
His cuteness is legendary

>>85158948
what

>>85158967
that doesn't mean that there isn't a generally accepted aversion to children drinking. just because there's no actual law

>>85158861
A better line would be "Do you drink wine?" or "Does your Father allow you to drink?" The phrasing was very modern

>>85158936
how the fuck is this 3mb and why would someone even make a .gif out of him moving his mouth a bit

>>85158936
clunky bullshit speech but the actor is one of the better ones left

>>85159032
>that doesn't mean that there isn't a generally accepted aversion to children drinking. just because there's no actual law
name one specific example that proves this is even remotely true

>>85159121
t. bandwidthlet

>>85158861
>Parent limits alcohol consumption of kids but still allows some
>In the same chapter Jon gets shitfaced because no parent cares
Its just an odd question to ask in that time

>>85159200
>in that time
yeah, 300ac was really weird. We've grown a lot since then

>>85158936
I was thinking the same thing but compared to other parts of the episode it did not really matter

>>85159096
that doesn't justify all the "DABID LEGAL DRINKING AGE DABID" sperging

If I had a choice of who I would fuck, Brienne of Tarth would be #1
Im not sure how I feel about that

What is the unironically best moment of the series

>>85159271
Both uses of wildfire

>>85159158
Are you retarded? The aforementioned example of Ned restricting their drinking.

>>85159200
>Its just an odd question to ask in that time
They were very obviously joking. The "old enough to drink" refers to generally accepted behaviour and not an actual legislated drinking age restriction.

>>85158936
Who honestly cares? They're human. Letting them in means 2 less undead to kill later.

>>85159271
ned and robert interacting

>>85159354
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID HE ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>85159158
>>85158861

>>85159396
Protocol

>>85159271
>>85159271
When Stannis and his men ambush the wildlings.

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>*teleports into your keep*
>*shapeshifts into your most trusted advisor*
>*murders you*
>*secretes several gallons of poisoned wine from pores*
>*murders all your men*

psssh...the north remembers, kid

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>>85155630
>>85155657
>>85155658
Howland Reed died when the Sept of Baelor blew up though. Pic related.

>>85159472
why did they take a picture of her yawning

>>85159354
>>85159396
>>85159428
kek

remind me again why arya wants to kill doric and thoros?

>>85159472
how did she learn all that from cleaning bodies and being beat up with sticks?

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The Queen Who Cared

>>85156384
Lad he's just going to be a common soldier and his Baratheon heritage won't even be brought up. Also makes no sense for the stag to hang over King's Landing when Cersei's a Lannister.

>>85158936
If Bran hadn't said this spooky voo doo shit ned would have just left them there to die?
what a piece of shit

>Arya spares the female freys because they dindu nothing
>In the same episode where a large scene is spent on showing how the womanfolk can fight too!

Hmmm...

>>85159553
Ed*

>>85159521
its heavily implied that beric and thoros took turns raping and beating on her (hence the fuck up face) while she was being held by the brotherhood

>>85159563
women literally can do no wrong

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>>85159563

>>85159521
She does?

>>85159581
was that also implied in the tv show or just the book? i can't remember.

also who the fuck is gendry?

>>85159611
Reminder that Theon was imprisoned against his will, humiliated, tortured, mutilated, castrated, psychologically broken down into a shell of a man and turned against his kin.

But Sansa got the big revenge moment because Ramsay dicked her after she consented to wed him.

>>85159614
yeah they are both on her kill list

>>85158936
>>85159553

>how do i know youre really bran stark

>how the fuck am i supposed to prove it they havent invented government issued IDs yet

>piss off and die then

>>85159645
Theon will kill Euron desu

>>85159645
I don't think Theon had the balls (tehe) to kill Ramsay. Nows not the time for his redemption arc. That comes later

>>85159702
Speaking of Euron, why the fuck was he dressed like a cyperpunk hooligan this episode? Dude seriously looked like he was getting ready to hack into the Iron Bank.

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>>85159719
He's from the future.

>>85159678
oh yeah
they sold gendry to melisandre by the way thats why

>>85159645
Theon is redeemed as he submitted to his sister

>>85159711
They could have done something clever with the hounds being more loyal to Theon because he was always sleeping in their pens. Instead we got overly exploitative rape revenge murder #21232

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Every single fucking time Cersei or Dany get on screen I'm completely taken out of the show staring at their glaringly awfully obvious fucking wigs

Jesus christ how fucking hard was it to find 2 natural blonde fucking women to cast in your fucking show where hair colour is a very serious and plot sensitive detail?

For fucks sake, why would someone with white fucking hair have black fucking eyebrows.

Cersei is even literally a fucking character who is literally positoned right next to actual blonde people. It makes it incredibly jarring when Jaime her brother has normal looking blonde hair and eyebrows, yet we cut back to her fucking Cheeto coloured mullet thing.

And for that matter,

>Jon

>Mother was straight light brown hair, blue eyes

>Father was straight whitey as white as fucking white can get hair
>violet eyes

LMAO BLACK EYES, BLACK CURLY NEGROID HAIR

>IT JUST WORKS

Casting people are the fucking worst, they ruin more TV and Film than people realize.

YES I'M FUCKING MAD.

>>85159734
That's almost fucking plausible because he did claim to have sailed to Valyria and we have no idea what their tech was like.

>dothraki start raping westeros
>Daenerys: NO! STOP! RAPE IS BAD GUYS STOP!
What does she expect to happen?

>Sophie Turner has said that Sansa will be “unlikable” this season, and Kit Harington added that their troubles grow beyond sibling squabbles.

>>85159782
exactly what will happen, 100% of the dothrakis will obey her commands and not rape anyone or murder any innocent person.

>>85159749
I did think it was pretty corny how she killed him. Turned around and smirks..psh...nothin personell kid.

that being said, theons story isn't finished yet, he still has to save his sister from his misogynist cis brother

>>85159782
she offers her pussy instead

>>85159782
>>85159805
They have to assimilate and become peaceful to create an allegory for the Syrian influx into Europe.

>>85159803
>this season

and anyway, when they talk about what happens this season they always only just talk about the first few episodes.

so Sansa will be unlikable at first and they'll pick up fights at first, then in the last 3-4 episodes they'll make peace and work together to defeat anyone who isn'T in the memecrew.

>>85159763
r u stupid. thats exactly how jon is in books. fuck i replied

>>85159826
You're right, now that he's been castrated Theon needs to be Westeros' first transexual character.

Call me... Cleo.

>>85159719
>>85159734
>>85159773
Absurd over reaction to costume design that was meant to make him look like evil Jack Sparrow or some shit.

Don't remember the same about of sperging irt Jaimes motorcycle jacket in S5

>>85159860
Hello newfag. There was an even bigger reaction about that.

>>85159830
gb2 /pol/

>>85159763
Lyanna has black hair + this is the same show where every member one House is 100% certified the same hair colour. GRRM can't genetics.

>>85159850
#notmyking

>>85159840
Well GRRM is a fucking hack.

Imagine the mental picture of Rhaegar standing next to Lyanna with their kid Jon (Aegon) beside them.

It would look fucking ridiculous.

If GRRM was intended Jon to be a targ from the beginning, he should've pulled some subtler shit on his design. Maybe he grows a silver streak in his head like GUTS as he got older, maybe his hair isn't so fucking curly. I don't know.

It makes it stupid as fuck to picture Jon as a Targ with a full blooded targ father.

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>>85159830
>tfw evil white men like Randyll tarly would let all these poor orphaned children and defenseless women die in the dothraki sea

>>85159876
Get a life

anyone else been dissapointed with how carelessly the writers have treated direwolves. they're not meant to be expendable doggos

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>>85159472
>teleports behind you
>Omae wa mo shindeiru

>>85159840
>>85159913
jon has straight hair not a bit of curl, don't pay attention to the wikifag.

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>>85159920
>making accurate criticism means you have no life

Cringe

>>85159917
>the reach
>white
they're dornish rapebabies

>>85159805
I fully expect one episode to start with an evil white soldier going to rape some poor woman only to be stopped by le noble savage dorthaki.

>>85159994
So, they're white?

>>85159913

You've been double rused in GRRM's double flip ruse.

Jon Snow is Robby B's son, but Llyana and Rhaegar thought he was theirs.

The ultimate true redpill twist is that Rhaegar got cucked and this is why Rhaegar left her there in the tower. He actually got fucking assmad at her and stationed the knights outside and told them that "if that maybe comes out black hair, you kill her and it".

But then he get's delet br Rob anyway and then Neddy comes upstairs and becomes ultimate cuckmeister 3000 by taking another man's cuck baby into his own house.

Ned Stark got 2nd degree cucked by Robby B

Normies are eating up that Jon is a targ. He's not.

new!
>>85160042

new!
>>85160042

new!
>>85160042

>>85156667
Barristan Selmy

>>85160022
You're wrong, Jon really is Neds bastard. Daenerys is Lyannas daughter. This is why Ned was so against killing her.

>>85156623
This whole thing is a simulation created by the CIA to get intel about bane. Littlefinger is just monitoring

>>85156823
It didn't just fall, it just slowly crumbled from season 2 onwards as every season of this show is worse than the last. It's not some sudden drop, it's an increasingly steeper slope and all we can hope for at this point is that it crashes on the landing.

>>85159245
Go to bed dabid.

>>85156802
Could justify with "she killed Arya who had made the list. Waif had to take the life's of the names promised to the many faced god"

>>85156918
streamlord

Joffrey was the best king.

RIP

>>85157024

Please speak plainly

>>85160628
The good, always, die young.