ITT movies that don't end happy.

That's the end of the list. All modern movies have to end happily for maximum shekelage.

Deep Rising.

>>85151335
Star Wars episode 6

Le Trou

>>85152103
What? Return of the Jedi ended with dancing teddy bears and fireworks though

>>85152182
Yeah, the genocide of the white man. Great job.

>>85152039
This is the stupidest comment. You're such a dumb mother fucker.

>I don't watch anything but modern movies.

>>85152130
What? The Nazi submarine was destroyed that's a happy ending!

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>>85151335

my ̶d̶i̶a̶r̶y̶ biopic desu

>>85151335
There are none. Movies are only made after the most hopeful and optimistic books, unless it's some weird pet project cult film, which are a major minority.
Stick to books for quality writing, like bad endings. Movies aren't old enough yet, give them a couple hundred years for their balls to drop

>>85152421
>There are none
>yes there are some

You're also a fucking idiot. There's so many unhappy movie endings you silly faggot.

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>Paris survives
>Achilles, Hector, Priam all dead


Besides I think we're supposed to root for the Trojans

>>85151335
Last American Virgin.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World

The ending fucked little teenage me up. I was totally expecting them to pull the punch, but they went through with it and it was pretty good.

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Empire Strikes Back is probably one of the best unhappy ending films ever

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F

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>>85151335

The Survivalist
>man lives alone using only his skill and cunning for 7 years
>two women show up wanting welfare
>in a few weeks, his shack is burned down, he is shot by pistol, shot by crossbow, cooked alive and eaten

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John Huston was great in this role.

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>>85151335
my life

>>85152999
At least I got trips.

>>85152999

This isn't really sad. I mean yeah kinda because he get's shot but the ending is left open/ambiguous on purpose. As far as I remember he doesn't die. He's just being taken to the hospital by the paramedics. Similarly "In Bruges" has a similar ending and so does the Guard although without the stretcher. Lower budget films tend to have ambiguous endings.

>>85152999
love this movie
the last voice over gets me every time

Blow Out's ending is probably one of the ballsiest things I've seen in a movie.

>>85152499
This goes back to the creation of epics and heroes in the classical sense. You are supposed to cheer for people, not sides, and they did a decent job of it, depsite butchering Ajex's part (virtually non-existent).

>>85153219
>that transition when she screams
That was some clever shit

>>85153219
God, John Lithgow was so fucking creepy and spooky in that. Probably my favorite movie goverment hitman.

>that scene where's he's making that fake hysterical phone call to throw off the police but we then cut to him in the phone booth and his expression has hardly changed despite his hysterical voice.

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>>85151335

>>85152039
Life (2017)

>>85153172
Speaking of Brendan Gleeson in sad movies check out Cavalry. He plays a priest and it does a great job being religious without being a dick about it

>>85152413
More like "ends hilariously."

>>85152039

The Belko Experiment is hardly happy.

>>85152492
no there aren't

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>>85151335

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My Life

>>85153422

Ahh yeah I almost forgot about that one. Watched it a couple months ago and it was superb. Especially sad when someone murdered his dog. I think it was the bar owner because later on in the film after we see his hand bandaged. That movie was great though.

>>85152315
>nazis losing
>happy ending

Moishie, please.

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>>85152130
Might as well just include every German war movie.

This is the only movie with a sad enough ending that it made someone kill themself

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>>85151335

also this

>>85153494
I like movies with this type of theme. Like the leftovers and such. I like when movies realize that sometimes you lose something good and then you'll never really be okay again no matter how hard you try or how many people try to help

>>85152961

good post

>>85153541

This was fucked up

>>85152994
Hasn't ended yet.

>>85152872
That fucking music...

;___;

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While both the book and the movie end with her dying, the book isn't as violent and traumatic as the movie. Instead of being brutally burned alive by her attempted rapist, she kills herself after getting in a car accident, knowing that the resulting explosion (her car was outfitted with alien tech that includes a self destruct function) would vaporize her body and, in a way, make her one with the planet, which she had fallen in love with.

The movie preserves this theme with the final shot of the ashes from her body drifting up into the sky, but the book is so much more poignant.

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>>85151335

Requim of a Dream

>>85151335

The Mummy

He choose wrong waifu

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This and Memories of Murder

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>>85154121
>>85154121

>GIS "Ass to Ass guy" for reaction image
>Forget I'm on the internet

I don't know what I expected.

>>85153541
imo that movie was too edgy for me to take it seriously

>>85153544
that was a good ending anon

any World War 2 movie xD

>>85151335
Movies do not feel emotions.

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>>85152555

>>85152039
Not even Logan, a capeshit movie, ended happily except in the vaguest of ways. And that's THIS year.

The Leviathan

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The ending of this completely threw me

Revolutionary Road

>>85153325
>implying having a whole star-ship volunteer for David's experiments isn't a happy ending

>>85154546
Underrated movie.

Hateful eight

>>85152499
You're not supposed to root for the Trojans as much as you're supposed to fucking hate Paris for bringing about the death of all the great heroes on both sides.

Even Paris' choice of weapon is meant to make you think he's a cunt, because a bow was thought to be the weapon of a coward who didn't dare to enter into single combat.

But then you get retarded teens who dream about Paris just as they dream about Romeo and they grow up into being retarded adults who still dream about them without ever looking deeper into things.

>>85152980
Ugh , yes

>>85153494

While it wasn't a "happy" ending, MBTS wasn't a sad ending either. Lee does learn to make room in his life for Patrick (he moves to a place with a guest bedroom).

It's a tiny, tiny victory for him but I think the movie presents it as him making progress, albeit very slowly (which is understandable).

>>85154064
First time I saw this I was really pissed. Now I realize its actually a fantastic way to end such a story.

>>85154546
Oh man I love these two. I'll give it a go anon!

>>85154675
Exactly, I interpreted it as revenge comes full circle.

Le Feu Follet and Oslo August 31st are both based on the same novel and both have unhappy endings.

>>85154064
sauce?

>>85154913
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

>>85152236
read the book. everyone dies slowly from encroaching nuclear winter.

>>85151335
HAPPILY
Fucking retard.

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The movie had some cool visuals, but it's really drawn out too much. The book explains some sciencey stuff that gives you an idea of how meticulously planned-out space missions have to be in advance.

>>85152413
SOME-BODY

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Unlike the original ending, this adaption has a much more somber and melancholy tone about it.

>>85152872
Its an amazingly bitter-sweet sad ending.

He finds the plants and plans to show them to the girl when she visits on thanksgiving, if he can get it to her the whole thing is blown open.

>>85151335
It's the best.

>>85154644
I sort of interpreter it more as Lee has Patrick, or more specifically he recognizes that Patrick needs Lee and therefore Lee feels responsible, as opposed to the flashbacks and early parts of the film.
I.E. once Patrick grows up and moves on, Lee is fucked. So for me it was a dark ending because Patrick doesn't recognize that Lee needs him as well, how could he? He's just a kid.

Then again I'm a pessimist. Their hypothetical lives could play out the complete opposite. It just felt like Lee was on a the edge, and one almost inevitable slip up by the young and unwary Patrick would pretty much be it.

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>>85153376
Couldn't finish it. They tried to get Alien and Gravity fans together, and that just can't happen.

logan

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>>85151335

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Everybody's talkin at me

>>85154608
At least Paris is killed in the org. story and Aeneas is the last survivor. That Paris survived pissed me off more than I want to admit.

Elephant (2003)

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>>85152218
Ok calm down faggot. Just a criticism of modern Hollywood Jewery taking precedent over creative freedom.

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>>85151335
>ITT movies that don't end happy.
Law Abiding Citizen. Movie really activates the warrior gene in me.

>>85155545
They made him too good to be beaten by goofball GREAT ASS detective

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>>85151335
Leviathan.

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>>85155798
>Law Abiding Citizen
I heard Jamie Foxx bitched about getting the ending changed so he won and refused to do it otherwise.

I wonder what other movie endings he has ruined

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Schindlers list was pretty sad when some of the six gorillion got away at the end

>>85155746
I like this film, but that tagline is cringey (even though it's true).

>>85155921
i don't like jamie fox

>>85152196
get a fucking job retard, the luke is white and will spread his seed

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>>85151335
This film

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this scene shocked me more than any other in film history

>>85151335
What movie is this?

>>85156223
The Thing
>>85156174
I agree, this and Soylent Green have great endings because it's the end of the movie, not the end of the worlds story

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best movie ending coming trough

The Fool ("Durak")
Biutiful

>>85154953
Everybody dies of radiation poisoning or suicide at the end of the movie, so it more or less ends up the same way. Honestly one of my favorite old movies. It's terribly depressing.

>>85153219

One of my faves

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>>85153494
>tfw can't beat it

>>85153605
Unfortunately

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still one of the greatest endings of all time

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Happy for the protagonist, because he went insane

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Life ended on a dark note, saving it from mediocrity...

>>85156428
My nigga

>>85151335

My favorite film Time Bandits

>>85152980
SHE'S MY SISTER!
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!
SHE'S MY SISTER!
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!

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I cry every tim

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>>85152039
>this only happens now

>>85157647
That was just fucking weird and dumb

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>>85151335

>>85157788
literally just kill me now, this film was absolutely correct, my best days are behind me and I was too stupid to realize it. why live?

>>85154494
>depressed sucidial near immortal guy finally dies finding love and happiness
>literally all of the kids survive
>all the bad guys die
It isn't a Pixar movie but it ends on a pretty good note, dunno what you mean

>>85158328
>my best days are behind me and I was too stupid to realize it
That's literally how fucking losers think
Chin up and keep moving forward, my dude

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>>85151335
Wrong Turn 6.

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>>85151335
Easy.

Elysium.
Snowpiercer.

>>85155746
>That's the end of the list. All modern movies have to end happily for maximum shekelage.

Shut up, that comment was fucking trash, just like you. Bye bye BUDDY!

>>85157813

pleb

>>85158642
idk man it was pretty satisfying to see Matt Damon get his brains blown the fuck out

>>85151335

The opening scene just makes me want to kill myself. I don't know why honestly. Maybe it's the sound of the chopper or the way it flies or just the fucking barren arctic wasteland or the pointless rifle shots but it makes me angry and I want to just slam my fucking computer into a brick wall.

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Both pic related and Funny Games had pretty crushing endings
>>85154500
>>85155883
Leviathan has a pretty brutal ending as well.

>>85159156
whats wrong with you?

>>85159796

a lot

>>85156034
The kid finally cums at the end. Literal happy ending.

>>85151335
it amazed when i knew that the spaceship was actually a painting.

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>>85151335
I think this was Natalie Portman's first movie.

>>85152961
Shut fucking meme movie.

>>85152039
The Departed wants a word with you faggot.

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>>85158597

>>85160226
>The Departed
>modern

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>>85160338
I was just thinking about this movie today.

Not Beat Takeshi's saddest movie though.

>>85151335
Manchester by the Sea. Ends with a suicidal guy probably on minimum wage or not far above having to financially support his surburban normie nephew. Dead when?

>>85160492
What time-frame constitutes modern?

>>85154644

I guess. I think it leaves room for interpretation. You have the scene with the old guy who talks to Lee about both their fathers, which lays out the many possibilities for Lee in the future. He could end up like that guy's dad and just disappear some day without a trace. Or he could end up like that guy himself and learn to live with it somehow. Then there's the image of the one remaining space on the Chandler gravestone that already has the names of both of Lee's parents as well as Joe. The scene of Lee and Patrick going up the hill is pretty self-evidently bittersweet. And the final image of them on the boat shows them without Joe and the safety bar of the boat, but at least they're both sitting there together.

That movie hits me hard.

>>85152039
La La Land

>>85155112

Yeah that final fucking shot was crazy. I really loved how this movie inserted silent scenes that, while they didn't alter the play by virtue of having no dialogue, still managed to recontextualize many things and offer a new take on parts of the story.

>>85155318

Yeah, I agree. This is the one Hollywood film I've seen in the past several years that I don't think I'll forget for many years to come.

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Plebs.

The lot of you.

>>85155545

Oh man. Thanks for this post, anon. Gonna go rewatch this film. One of my favorites.

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Last 5 minutes of the movie is the audience getting kicked in the dick.

Loved it.

>>85155566

Dubs speak the truth. So fucking sad. Although Aronofsky can eat a bowl of cyanide.

>>85155883 This movie is pret

>>85160898
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

>>85154644
But that's a sad ending, because Patrick is just a normie. Adopting him into his life is completely arbitrary. Also, if a movie is going to show a guy as poor as Lee, I'd like some realism about how much money he earns, why he's been living where he has, what it will mean for him to rent a larger place. Patrick's going to cost him money. Kenneth Lonergan seems to think that people are only symbolically janitors, like janitors are people who lack personal ambition and they need something to get them out of the rut. It's Horatio Alger thinking on some level; Lee's problems are going to be allieviated by being multiplied, somehow. No, bootstrapping doesn't work. His stress and misery will be multiplied. Does Lonergan think working-class people feel okay about their lives because their kids smile at them and shit? And this isn't even his kid. It's a diaster waiting to happen whose author doesn't know it because he's never done a day's real work in his life.

>>85155112
Garbage. It's digital and the director is a music video drone. Avoid.

>>85157383

I know, anon. The really sad thing is that if you watch closely and look at the window behind him right before he says that line, a car passes by with flashing red lights. There's no way that wasn't just happenstance, but even if it's by chance, it's such a perfect little evocation of the fire that destroyed his life.

I love this film.

>>85161009
Why would it be happenstance when this is a big-budget film pretending to be low-budget?

>>85152039
Oslo, August 31st

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiBMoLmrjNw

I would not wish this fate on any movie villain

>>85152039
>>85152218
>>85155746
the word you're looking for is contemporary, not modern

fucking retards

>>85158520

Yeah. It's a sad ending but not necessarily a crappy ending. The really crappy part is when he's burying Charles. Jesus, fuck, that was a pitiful thing to watch.

> That choked up attempt to say he hadn't gotten their boat but at least he found some water

> That rage-filled car bashing after losing his Dad while a relatively normal seeming guy gets out of his car to go fishing with his playful dog on the other side of the pond

> That collapsing on the road cuz he just wants to die

Rip in peace, Logan. That movie felt like the Manchester by the Sea of superhero films.

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>>85160898

>>85152972
Thanks for the spoilers dickhead

>>85159834

Unless you're a monster who takes sick joy in doing fucked up things to innocent people, I hope things get better for you anon.

>>85152961
nah they were trying way too fucking hard

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>>85152039
>She dies!
>"She dies?"
>Yes! Because that's REAL LIFE!

Phantom of the Paradise. I can almost feel Paul Williams crippling depression.

>>85160971

But he doesn't adopt Patrick into his life? Did you not pay attention to the end? George is taking Patrick in because he and his wife Marie adopt him. Lee just says he's looking for a new place because he's switching jobs and he'll try and find a place with a little more room in case Patrick feels like visiting him sometime.

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>>85161133

Thanks. Have a puppy.

>>85161021

Idk it'd have to be really well coordinated in that case. It's not in the script. But hey if they planned it, or even if they CGI'd it somehow, it's a great touch.

>>85161222

Nice trips. Appreciate the puppy photo too. I lost my own puppy earlier this year so puppy photos are a sad sight sometimes. But this is a sad thread and that puppy's pretty damn cute. You have a good one.

>>85153950
the image of her in her true form at the end right before she's burned is what really sticks for me, in so many words it was disturbing as fuck

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>>85161289

Cheers you too

>>85151335
Pet Semetary

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>that quote where Faisal says he's glad to be rid of lawrence because he's a liability
>the lonely drive from damascus to the ship home
>the loss of his buttbuddy Ali
>the arabs don't get their own country so the bloodshed was worth nothing
>Lawrence was forever fucked up by Arabia

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It's basically topgun with coastguards, and instead of goose dying the instructor dies, and instead of happening during the middle it happens right at the end.

Good film though.

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damn

>>85161067
This

Thread reminder bittersweet =/= unhappy ending. or does it?

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finally got around to watching this last night and loved it. makes you sympathize with both sides then pretty much makes everyone lose

I don't know if this has been posted, but the first movie that came to my mind was The Mist

>>85152492

>name 5

there aren't any, because movies and series are designed to promote the "white man saves the world" agenda.

it's the same formula, humble person is oddly antisocial, and a beautiful women who somehow doesn't know she's beautiful, somehow is only interested in him. a conflict happens and he's forced to be strong. he gets the courage to pursue that woman while also defeating some bad guy. defeats bad guy, gets girl. end. occasionally they will have the woman and man die together hugging or kissing, but never real.

here's a few I like that are different.

the perfect storm, drag me to hell, cabin in the woods, empire strikes back, mostly horror films.

>>85161602

Shit was great. Fantastic climax.

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>>85151335
Point Break: It did, but it didn't.

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>>85157469
my gf hated Brazil because it ended with him going insane

women truly are plebs

>>85161348
>>85161465
>>85153325
fassbender is like the king of unhappy endings

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>win your lawsuit
>die

>>85151335
The Empire strikes Back

>>85161067
this

>captcha: THIS contrada

>>85164162
thanks for the spoiler

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>>85162145
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

>>85161286
what film is this anon?

>>85157788
it's not a sad ending per se. But I agree with the reply to the left of me.

>>85160917
How the fuck does a poster of a production that features Javier Bardem get released with such a blatant spelling mistake? The fuck?

>>85151335
What movie?

>>85164548
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(1982_film)

>>85164548

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

>>85164548
Mexican man with the half-metre PENIS rejects reduction (2017)

>>85164548
Qu'il est dur d'être farceur, d'aimer la musique pop et les films d'horreur quand on a un père qui se présente aux élections aka Morgan Stewart's coming home (1987)

>>85164445
>spoilers for a movie that came out 25 years ago and was based on real events

>>85161067
Um, sorry sweetie but we're past contemporary, it's post-contemporary right now.

>>85157788
>>85158328
>>85158597
Movie has always made me tear up every time I've see it, but honestly being 12 fucking sucked dick for the most part. My teens and 20s weren't much better either.

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>https://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw

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>All modern movies have to end ha-

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Spoorlos "The Vanishing" (the original not the US remake with the happy ending).
>that last scene when his kids are playing in the garden and it's a nice summer day.
But you understand just what really is under the surface of everyone you might cross path with and you spend the next weeks rethinking about it and asking yourself how many people like that you know in everyday life and maybe it's your colleagues or your friends or that guy at the 7/11.

>>85161157
how so?

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>>85157520
it was so fucking obvious though

Stalingrad 1993

NO SURVIVORS
those not shot freeze to death ;_;

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Tragic Carrey is best Carrey

>>85165249
I will never understand how can people find those movies funny. Airplane, Naked Gun and Police Academy yes, but MP is unfunny af.

>>85165584
really I'd say they didnt try hard enough, its like somebody came along, took the script, and just wrote a line at the end like "..and in that box..... HIS WIFES HEAD! - BOO!" like some lame ass campfire story. They didnt build up to it at all, it just came out of nowhere like some dumb twist, there was no tragedy to it.

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>>85151335
The French Connection.

>>85151335
Was the alien inside the ship also a victim of the Thing?

How does an assimilating and dna and/or gene copying monstrosity even pilot a ship like that? Or was it sperging out when it was flying that ship in the first place?

I mean it was sperging out at nearly everything, it's fight or flight instincts are extremely volatile, forcing it to infect and assimilate all organics in its vicinity, and all it takes is a single cell of it swallowed by some shrimp in the sea to spread its influence further to the rest of the world, turning an entire planet into a blob of assimilated flesh.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mile_(film)

>>85166825
There's a subplot between Paltrow and Freeman that leads to the tragedy.

>>85167033
>Was the alien inside the ship also a victim of the Thing?

I don't believe its confirmed one way or another, but I think a characters in one of the movies has a line about how whatever the Thing is probably caused the ship to crash in the first place. Later on when they discover it building a ship, it still doesn't confirm anything because the Thing would probably have access to those memories if it infected some space faring alien.

Personally I think its obvious because why would some parasitic type organism that can grow and replicate so quickly need some huge flying saucer with a bunch of computers stations and shit

>>85166825
>didn't build it up
wow you're really dumb aren't you?
>walks in with unidentified blood all over him
>just gives himself up
>confident as fuck
>very obsessed with mills, and mills only
>constantly talks about something that is gonna happen soon, according to plan
it was perfectly built up

>>85153544
>when u nutted but he still strugglin

>>85167119
>>85167182
>it was perfectly built up

no not really, not in any way that avoids feeling tacked on and cheesy

>>85152499
Why does this movie get so much shit again?

>>85166960
Both movies should really be treated as one.

>>85155921
>Jamie Foxx
Law Abiding Citizen made me hate him as a person for some reason. That ending really didn't sit well with me.

>>85167269
I think it was because it's absolutely awful.

>>85167269
because muh gods not on screen

>>85167384
How?

>>85151335
>ctrl f
>no donnie brasco

ufockinwotlads

>>85167233
okay fine, your opinion

>>85167753
No fuck off, its a common criticism levied at the film, I'm not going to see here and argue with you over some old as fuck movie I didn't even watch.

Silent Running

>>85152980
forget it jake, it's chinatown

>>85161216
We're meant to think of this as the road to recovery that ends with the kid living with him, or him at least part of the time paying for him. And he's in no shape to do it economically.

>>85161099
It's like every mawkish thing they could think of to convey that this is Serious Drama to teenage boys who have almost kicked the capeshit addiction but are still just about naive enough to sell the idea of a mature Wolverine movie to.

>>85151335
So I recently watched The Thing and and major spoilers here. So I presume both the survivors weren't infected since none of them didn't just nom the other since neither of them had no way to defend themselves at that point and they just ended up freezing to death. But at least for what we know all traces of the Thing were destroyed and hence would never reach the mainland and destroy humanity so despite everyone dieing it's a good ending is it not?

>>85151335
>>85151335
original ocean's 11

>>85152777
Check'd
Call me edgy but especially in my early teens I always loved to see the villains have victories against the good guys, maybe not winning the whole war but I always enjoyed to see them win a couple of the battles if you get what I mean. Maybe it's just that I like to root for the underdog since the good guys generally always win.

>>85153920
Disagree. He sacrificed himself to get that gang thrown in prison and create a better future for his young friend. He even gave him his car. Plus he was old. It was his time to go.

>>85167504
Homer realised that to depict the entirety of the Trojan War would be tiresome and rank folly, therefore his poem is the narration of a simple event and plot (the siege of Troy) with the bulk of the story being made up of episodes naturally arising from the plot.
The directors made the mistake that Homer thus avoided and translated many of the scenes directly but without the clarity that a narrative poem can provide, which is why it's not immediately clear what the beef is with Achilles/Agamemnon/etc. is in the beginning, for example.

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Gone baby gone really nails an unhappy end
I always get angry at the end for being so unhappy

>>85155112
God that was so disappointing. Why the fuck did Fassbender waste his talent on it.

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https://youtu.be/jqgyztUTZlU

Surprisingly good, I decided used to watch it because there was fuck all else on TV at the time & it was easily one of the best kinos I've seen this year.

>>85151335
anything where shartmerica wins

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fuck the gay ass school teacher

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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>>85172171
THEY KILLED PETERS ONE TRUE WAIFU

REEEEEE

>>85172171
It ends bad for everyone, especially the audience.

>>85172218
>Shit movie
>Shit premise
>Somehow manage to make it even worse by rushing to kill off a beloved character in the name of retreading a 40+ year old comic arc

Fuck my shit up senpai

>>85151335
Cruel Intentions

>>85167770
>tacked on
>cheesy
>legitimate criticism
ok kid

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>>85151335
Was it always so obviously a matte painting?

>>85167770
Are you brain damaged, boy? You kids these days.

>>85154675
>>85154739
Explain?
Llewellyn's revenge for stealing was being killed, but what was the Hitman's revenge for killing Llewellyn's wife? Getting hit by a car?

>>85165447
I miss the days when western movies didn't have to be about "muh Indian oppression"

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>>85160226
No? At the end Mark Walhberg (police) kills Matt Damon ("the rat", criminal). So the good guys did win technically.

>>85173540

>everyone is dead
>happy ending

I guess

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This movie kept me up at night

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>>85152980

This guy comes up and smacks your daughter's bottom, what do you do?

>>85173540
I like the original better where the rat decides he will try to be a proper policeman from then on.

>>85165300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdnf0Ckxmc

>>85173026
The transition to high-definition has resulted in a lot of matte paintings and special effects losing their ability to seemlessly blend in. Most of the grain and fuzz of older films has been removed, allowing people to now see individual brush strokes and wires supporting effect pieces.

>>85154608
this is one of the few movies about troy that the character paris survives.
Original story and most movies/series about troy he dies like the bitch he is

>>85154608
Why would you hate Paris if you were a Greek? He brought about the greatest battle ever know and cemented the legends of the heroes who fought and died there, a death that heroes such as Achilles knowingly entered into.

As a Greek you hate Paris not because he caused a war, but because he's a coward who uses dirty tricks like archery

>>85155226
>if he can get it to her the whole thing is blown open
but that's like throwing a bottle in the ocean
that feel at the end of this movie
and the (fictional?) list of Philip K Dick friends who died from drug abuse
man

>>85153431
Ahh I know you, you're that autist contrarion who everyone hates and wonders who the fuck invited him.

Can't stand autists like you.

Kindly commit Sudoku.

>>85154546
Oh hell, I forgot about that one. Yeah, huge gut punch.

>>85158749
>Bye bye BUDDY

Kid, are you five years old?

Jesus, please do everyone a favor and never post again. Btw he's right about he Jewry you know....

>>85157453
This one, along with All Quiet. All the gunshots in all the action movies in all the world had less combined weight than that one at the end.

>>85168916
Child's was the thing. Not because of the stupid gasoline-in-bottle or breath theories that are bullshit, but because Childs was shown to be a cautious man previously, not wanting to risk going after it even as a group, and then we're supposed to believe he went off into the snowstorm after a moving shape on his own. He's also wearing different clothing and the last time we see him the shot pans down to a door behind him. MacReady laughs at the futility of the situation.

>>85163295
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Fassbender

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Not surprisingly.

>>85173307
The movie wasn't really "about" Indian oppression. Sure it was brought up with Glass' son but the Indian tribe in the movie weren't exactly good guys either. The chief traded a girl for horses with the french plus they tried to kill Glass multiple times

>>85153325
the only good thing about that movie

>>85161037

I had completely blocked this out of my memory. Thanks for the reminder.

Any movies with "surprise" sad/bad endings? I mean with the ending being all nice and cheerful and the last part is when everything just fall apart.

>>85176067
He has a point though. There was absolutely no Indian child part of the story in the book, or the story it's based on.

Hollywood just shoehorned it into the film. It's kind of annoying.

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>>85151335
Snowpiercer had maybe the most bizarrely nihilistic ending I've seen in a while. You've got a basic (nonsensical) plebs vs. authoritarians setup, the plebs rise up in justified revolt, throw off the yolk of oppression, drive back their oppressors, the hero goes toe to toe with several minibosses before facing the big boss and heroically self sacrifices (moments after said hero admits to systematic baby cannibalism btw), and then in the grand finale, literally everybody dies.

Not "everybody" as in "every character in the movie", mind, "everybody" as in "The human race is now extinct. Thanks for coming out."

In the last 3 minutes, the whole mobile train habitat the entire movie has taken place in, up to this point, which contains every surviving human in the world, crashes in a giant fiery wreck. As far as we can tell, 99% of everybody dies, with a few "lucky" survivors crawling out of the burning wreckage into a subzero arctic wasteland. They are then immediately devoured by polar bears, or possibly some make a run for it and die of exposure. It's not specified.

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>friend and mentor dies
>waifu and baby dies
>hotel becomes a shadow of it's former self
wtf wes

>>85176257
Time Bandit

>>85175858
Oh that's interesting, I guess you have to be a bit more observant for the clothes and the panning part but his personality didn't really match his antics, perhaps the stress of the situation could of made him irrational though.

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>>85173650

>awful sequels remove all ambiguity

>>85176474
Cube sequel's got nothing on Hellraiser.

>>85173307

>There Will Be Blood
>No Country for Old Men
>TAOJJBTCRF

Some of the best westerns of the past decade and none of them involve Indians. They shit all over Leo's flick too.

>>85176298

Considering that the rebels who escaped from the train froze to death in mere minutes it's almost a guarantee the survivors all froze to death before the day was out.

>>85176298
>the yolk of oppression

You're a diamond dozen you are.

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>>85151335
Le Grand Bleu
>except if you have watched the normie USfag version

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>>85176635
I'm not sure either of those qualify as westerns, but whatev. Because it's a good lead in. Because my favorite western doesn't involve indians AND is a mainstream movie with a sad ending. Huzzah.

>>85176363
>perhaps the stress of the situation could of made him irrational though

Yeah, ultimately the ending is supposed to be vague and open for interpretation, there's no 100% way to know that Childs is the thing or not. I think I end up seeing it as Childs being the thing exactly because I think the movie is better off with a sad ending, rather than the "happy" one where humanity is definitely saved at the end. Instead the threat is ongoing even as the movie ends, as it would be with such a dangerous being.

>>85151335
This from The Thing? I don't remember this scene. Are there different cuts?

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I suppose whether the ending is happy or sad could be up for interpretation.

>>85169027
The reason he was unhappy was because he saw his country becoming a country of minorities, a multicultural hellhole with criminal gangs, high crime rates, low trust society etc. as the outcome. You can see it throughout the movie, you can tell he's thinking 'what the hell is this? this isn't america any more, is this what I fought for?'.

He wanted to solve the problems but he was shortsighted. Sure he put one gang in jail but that isn't going to make things better in america again. That neighbourhood is gone, it's not american any more. This is ultimately the failing of the movie - it completely buys into the liberal narrative/agenda of 'whitey must die out and leave this country to non-whites'. It's a sad, sad ending because he's basically the last american in the area, and he gives his life to protect someone who shouldn't even be in the country because he has such a strong sense of right and wrong, yet in giving up his life he is also giving up the nation which fostered that virtuous morality that forms such a large part of who he is.

>>85176751
Well not necessarily, because the polar bears were like 100 yards away. So maybe they get eaten before they freeze. Or they freeze first, then get eaten. My point is... what's the fuckin point? What are you trying to get across here, director man?

>>85176761
>the yolk of oppression
>You're a diamond dozen you are.
That's literally the plot of the movie. The plebs are portrayed as good guys in a bad situation, doing the right thing, and the bad guys are unambiguously bad.

>>85177023
They were living in a doggy-dog world.

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No one? Seriously?

>>85177013
So it's a sad ending if you're extremely racist.

>>85176257
The Mist

>>85177217
Literally the 11th post in this thread.

>>85177237
Racism is a buzzword used to shut down genuine discussion. You think america will be the same country when whites are 25% of the country?

>>85177237
>>85177278
Fuck off, we're discussing sad endings here, don't let it devolve into yet another thread about american politics.

>>85177278
You shoehorned your own political beliefs into the movie. I described what actually happened at the end.

>he gives his life to protect someone who shouldn't even be in the country
>shouldn't even be in the country

???

>>85176861

Unforgiven is fucking great. Basically a subversion of a typical western. Clint is a genius.

>>85177385
>>85177516
>completely avoiding the question because they know the answer

>>85177590
3/10. Tired meme retort.

>>85177013
There's also the disconnect between his ideals and his failed family life, something that his neighbors at least somewhat can live up to.

He really should've given into the rice at that point and make some Elliot Rodgers with that chick from the party that clearly had the hots for his rusty flag pole tbqhwy

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not that there were any happy moments

>>85152039
>under the skin (2013)
>ending happily

>>85167367
>Jamie Foxx
why did he kept getting roles with his shitty atitude?

>>85161297
The part when that guy in stasis literally deflates really gets me. Those bone crunching sounds were horrific.

>>85177023
It's yoke you dumb nigger :)

>>85177237
>Being this """red pulled"""

Wew lad

Good goy gonna keep shitting on minorities so he doesn't realize his real enemy is fucking him in the ass and stealing his future

>>85178448
>implying I ever had a future

wew

>>85176861
Assasination is a western if only because it's about Jesse James who is basically western legend.