does this movie actually even exist

>>85145616
yeah and it's pretty good

>>85145616
preferred the sequel where the black character seduces the girl, cuckstoppers

id use the watch to look at her pusy

>>85146550
>yeah and it's pretty good

If you're a child, or autistic.

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does this movie actually even exist

>>85145616
Yes. I saw it a long time ago. Probably somewhere around eight years ago. Anyway, here's what I remember.

>Clockstoppers. Directed by Jonathan "David Riker Xanatos" Frakes. The dad of the main guy is a scientist (played by Kalibar from Halloweentown) who gets kidnapped by some bad guys because of his research. He finds the watch and discovers it slows down time with this Hispanic girl he has a crush on. Then they see their black friend who works at a store who they make do crazy dance moves at a party by moving him around with time slowed down. Then it's revealed that the bad guys have technology to move in slowed time and it's not really slowed time, but the people wearing the watch are moving super fast. They go to get help from the dad's hippy student who has aged into French Stewart because the bad guys forced him to work in hypertime for what he experiences as years. (This isn't how it would really work because of the Einstein twin paradox, but whatever) So they break in to the place and shoot some of the bad guys moving at hyper time with stuff that makes them go back to normal. They discover that the dad is inprisoned and being forced to work in hypertime. They rescue him when the main guy does something that makes him go hypertime in hypertime, which allows him to phase through things and almost to nonexistance. Then the head bad guy does some how and they get the Kalabar dad out of the place and he's aged a bit, but only to give him some wrinkles and grey temples. His wife says he looks distinguished. They do figure out how to reverse the aging of the student and make him even younger than when he was before like a teenager, except he keeps French Stewart's voice which you hear when he asks the main guy's mom "How's it hangin Mrs. G?'" which is a weird question because she's a woman and the origin of that phrase connotes a the status of a certain thing we all know hangs on only men. And that's the movie.

>>85147054
I laughed.

>>85147138
My dad bought this when I was younger.
He didn't buy it for us (the kids), so I suspected he got it for the young girl on the box there.
I don't want to look how old she is, because it makes me uncomfortable.

>>85145616
>time movie
>Kyle Reese is the bad guy
like pottery