So, what is the priceless gift for Cersei?

my dick

Theons dick

>>85137227

the BIC (Big Iron Cock)

>>85137271
grey worms balls

That horn he found that can control dragons. It's in the books

A Gatling gun.

A big ass horn called the Dragonbinder which is going to fuck Danny's shit up.

>>85137227
His trouser kraken.

(I'm talking bout his dick)

maybe he does have a big dick since Theon did

>>85137323
More likely he's just going to give her a dragon once he capture at least one of them.

All memes aside, probably the sneks.
It fits the leaks and the Dorne plot can finally die.

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>>85137227

His big cock

>>85137415
Jaime invades Dorne himself in a few episodes

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>>85137227
>>85137447
Tyrions magic dwarf cock

>>85137227
I hope it's Tyrion's head.

Tired of "le meme dwarf of randomness xD"

>>85137227
He obviously meant Tyrion.

I would assume Dragonbinder

I remember him saying he was going to make Dany his wife. Did he meet her, and I've forgotten already? Or did I misunderstand?

I immediately thought Tyrian but a dagron I'd a good supposition as well

>>85137227
Its Elarria Sand, maybe Yara

where the fuck is victorion

>>85139342
Could also be Dany tho

So is the blue filter basically the same as the piss filter for Mexico in breaking bad?
is it supposed to represent cold islands and rocks?

The Sand girls

He kills two of the daughters and takes the mom and bad pussy to Kings Landing. Cersei forces the mom to kiss bad pussy with poison and then the mom gets mountained.

>>85139380
That was the plan until Yara and Theon preemptively made their alliance, and Euron is obviously not going to side with Yara and Theon.

>>85137227
A better actor

>>85137227
Lightbringer

>>85137310
ding ding

can someone post that picture about euron awakening eldritch gods or whatever already

CERSEI USES WILDFIRE TO BRING DOWN THE WALL IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE NORF

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>>85137323
Removal of the horn is probably the biggest departure so far, albeit it seems like a small detail in the books. Or they're just gonna do an asspull as Euron materializes the horn out of nowhere.

>>85137271
>>85137298
Robert Baratheon's belt

>>85139706
>or they're just gonna do an asspull

I see you are familiar with dabid

>>85137227
a trouser full of saltpeter

>>85137310
NOPE.

His gift will be the surviving sand snakes and Yara after a giant sea battle that his fleet won.

>>85140532
>the surviving sand snakes
Is he supposed to know that they killed her daughter?

He will give her a shipstar. Gigantic vessel, the size of an issland, capable of housing smaller ships and shoting a greenfire beams.

>>85140558
He doesn't, but they're part of the sea battle. Two of the sand snakes dies and the other two are taken captive alongside Yara to be presented as the defeated commanders to Cersei.

>>85137227
his motorcycle apparel he was wearing

it's amazing how the costume dept. manages to further disappoint as the show continues

Ed Sheeran's latest album - IN STORES NOW

>>85137227

It's some sand snakes, we've seen leaked pictures. I think it's the hot Italian one and their mum. He kills one or two others.

>>85140558

do you actually think the show cares about sensible plot points like that

>>85140722

>"dude so you're a sea captain, so you better act and talk like Jack Sparrow like literally every major media portrayal of a Pirate in the 21st century. Make sure to sway back and forth, and make sure you dress like a modern biker gay"

>>85140722

Yeah, his outfit was shit. He looked like he was in the fucking Libertines.

>>85139706
>Euron materializes the horn out of nowhere

it's where Euron came from too so it makes sense

>>85140558
Delete this

>>85140963
>it's where Euron came from too so it makes sense
what a shitty criticism. You can say that about 99% of the characters in the show.
>Hey we didn't see them in the first episode
>Therefore they just appeared from nowhere! SO SHITTY!

>>85137227
my small pathetic white cock

>>85139568
source?

>>85137227
An actor better fitting for the character.

>>85137227
private ed sheeran concert

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>bad pussy raped and humiliated by Vikings

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>>85142252

>>85139706
I don't know if someone with the horn that can control dragons counts as a small detail. but from what i remember from the books he just appeared from nowhere and some underling of his started to blow horn at the sea people's king voting thing.

>>85140963
And where he got his ships from.

>>85142828
His character existed before he appeared though, he was mentioned by others.

>>85139568
>then the mom gets mountained.

I really hope this is true.

>>85142252
criminally underrated
have a (You) good sir

>>85142982
you're most likely right, it's been been a while

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>>85142252

Hopefully Dragonbinder, that way Euron will finally be the threat he needs to be. Book Euron is terrifying because he has the means to take down Danaerys and can access Valyria, meanwhile show Euron has... what? He's not threatening at all in the show.

>>85142828

To be fair, the underling's lungs burned out, which at least partially proved that the horn had some magical properties, and I think he also presented a shitload of Valyrian steel weapons as evidence that he had sailed to Valyria.

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>>85137227
A mask

>>85137227
a dragon, obviously
I don't think the horn will be in the show, it just adds another layer of complexity and there isn't enough time to accommodate it

>>85144146
He has twenty good men. I'd be fucking shitting myself.

>>85137227
A dragon's head.

>>85144240
im pretty sure he just brought a fuckton of gold and silver

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>he comes back with the horn, which is an asspull in itself
>big battle comes
>he blows the horn
>dragons obey his command
>Danny comes and turns them back with the Power of Love™
Finest D&D quality right here

>>85137227
Tyrion.

the dragon trumpet

>>85145793
so dull it could be absolutely true. i'll save that screencap.

>>85139706
in book, horn
horn require dragonborn to control it, the normie that blow the horn died immediately, his lungs were burned

One or a couple of people from the leaks. I bet a few of the characters marched down were filmed as bait (they admitted they filmed some fake scenes).

>>85139490
Dumb strokeposter

Probably gonna get her tickets to some 2005 prog rock band by the looks of his outfit

>>85146600
lmao

>>85137227
tyrions head

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>>85137227
From what I understand, this. (Have only seen the previous season, not read the books, but had it explained to me at length by friends)

A dragon

>>85143034
I hope they show it. Full penetration

>>85139295
Fuck u tyrion rules !!!

>>85139660
We've already been talking about his ding ding for like half the thread.

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Is this shitty character meant to be their answer to Negan? Seriously what the fuck?

>>85141938
leaks

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>>85145998
Trumpet Dragon

>>85147563
MAGA XD

So can we assume the best uncle is out of the show?

The leaks make it seem like it will be the sand snakes.

Pretty sure they got rid of the dragon horn.

>>85147419
>Negan
oh shit he's literally negan. good eye anon

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>>85147916
>tfw no autistic Greyjoy uncle

>>85140685
So woman shouldn't be in charge because they will always lose to men. Beautiful.

Sacking Oldtown to fuck with those Tyrell shits

>>85140909
Confirmed for no taste. The costumes have been exceptional so far.

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>>85144335
He's going to bring Cersei a big guy to entertain her

Ed Sheeran's acting skill

>>85137227
Tyrion. He'll also die pretty soon.

Don't click if you don't want a big spoiler.

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>>85147419
HAHAHAHA

>>85148277
I wish, but fake news

asha and the sneks, there are pic leaks of this already

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;)

>>85148399
source for spoilers
looks like someone just made up bullshit and put it on pastebin

>>85148399
>Episode 2
>Arya kills Walder Freys family
w e w l a d

>>85148442
Be patient and watch until the end.

>>85148442
lol look at this butthurt plebit normie
1st day on 4chan faggot?

hahahahahaha enjoy the leaks

>>85148399
epic

>>85137227
Fucking up dany's fleet

>>85148399
>Gendry is found by Davos in King's landing making weapons and they return to dragonstone
>Gendry
>EVER being used again
Wanna know how I know this is grade-A fanfic-tier bullshit?

>>85139706
I can easily imagine D&D removing it because it bore too much of a threat against Dany's perfect army. They can't show her dragons betraying her afterall, it might traumatise the audience

>>85137310
>>85139660

Your grace heres my gift. A fucking drinking horn that can bind dragons I swear 100% it works because I say so. And Cercei of all people believes him yeah sure

>>85147419
If Euron starts leaning back and naming his weapons, I'll write D&D an email congratulating them on being the finest show-runners of all time

>>85139706
That's a different hort that supposedly can bring down the wall.

>>85137227
The sand snakes

It is known

>>85148399
>Gendry has been hiding in King's Landing this entire fucking time
BRAVO you fucking hacks
>>85148960
>not knowing that Joe Dempsy was spotted on set months ago

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>>85148399
>Jon and Dany have sex on a boat headed north

>>85148960
You underestimate D&D

>>85147361
>Full penetration

As hard as he can, jackhammering her insides until she dies

>>85137239
his dick

>>85140799
kek

>>85137227
He's going to capture Tyrion. Screencap this.

>>85148960
>grade-A fanfic-tier bullshit?
wait until to see gendry with a war hammer north of the wall beside jon.
yeah, that will happen.

>>85137227
a dragons head

>>85152174
tyrion will hide in varys' gash

>>85137227
A new fuckin script