So, why did Einhorn shit herself at the end of Ace Ventura?

>>85136073
she was incontinent

>>85136073
It's a butt plug idiot

>>85136073
Mmmmm...yeah imagine if you could just squeeze that delicious brown lump and watch as it comes dribbling put of the sides and seeping through the fabric mmmmm.... I'd lick her warm little asshole completely clean... mmm just imagine all the tiny speckles of feces mixing with your saliva right before sliding down your throat and into your digestive system mmmmhmmm

Thats called anal prolapse you dumbcunt.

>>85136073
I remember seeing this as a kid and being confused as fuck

>>85136250
Me too

Now I have hemorrhoids and can appreciate the kinography behind this

No tranny has or ever will look that good. Headcanon is she's a futa.

>>85136073
She was hiding her breakfast sausage in there

>>85136073
It's his massive cock, the tuck goes all the way around to the back.

>>85136419
that's fucking stupid, are you seriously this retarded?

>>85136419
i don't get it

>>85136073
Yes. She shat a cock.

>>85136219
God I love 4chan

>>85136219

Based creep poster

>>85136496
Trannies fuck their penises down between their balls, Einhorn's is too big

>>85136219
this is like those "sexy throat" vids on youtube.

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>>85136073

>>85136602
you seem to be new here. get the fuck out

>ywn be Sean Young with a giant feminine penis
jdimsa

How long is her cock that it can wrap all the way around the bottom of her body like that to the back?

And what does she do if she gets a boner?

>>85139507
>she

would /tv/ hit it?
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/232

>>85139507

Well slim with a 7"+ could, probably.

>>85136073

My 8 year old self asked my dad why the poo wasn't leaking through.

He told me Einhorn tucked his dick back.

Who elses dad is a realist?

>>85136602
>reddit: the comment

>>85136073
Fun fact: Einhorn is "unicorn" in german.

>>85137261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUTSoMd5x0

Yeah I really didn't get it

>>85140569
>taking the bait: the redditor response

>>85136219
>>85136219
CREEP POSTER IS BACK

>>85136219
Fucking absolute madman

>>85136219
based

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>>85140460
Right here, lad.

>what's that, dad?
>that's a dick and balls. he's a she, and tucked it back to look like a girl.

>>85136219
please don't include me in the screencap.

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>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.