TFW no bread about her new kino

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>>85134232
It's confirmed hot garbage, loser. you shills can stop now

>>85134232
Hmmmmm . . . She's a big girl now, hmm, and big girls need their cum, don't they . . ? Yeah . . .

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would you sniff cara's flower?

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>>85134636
I've seen this movie and it's definitely not shit. I'm not objective though, Cara is too much of a qt

>>85134737
That's really hot until you see his face

>>85134868
What is this picture? It's creeping me out. Is it a haunted house?

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>>85134737
my sister used to say this when we were younger.
and sniffing her flower meant she was farting into my face.

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>>85134960
When you try to survive on RED but you don't have a seedbox

>>85135065
Lucky bastard

>>85135065
sounds fun! what's her number?

>>85135065
Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk

>>85134232
Shes such a shitty actress

>>85134232
le she looks like le boy

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>>85135094
she would go down on all four and lift her ass up a bit while wearing hotpants at home, then she said "come closer and sniff my flower", I went behind her and then she said "a bit closer" "and closer" and when I was really close she let off a fart right into my face.
she was like 14/15 at the time and I was like 11 or 12. it happened several times.

>>85135124
fuck off creep

>>85135151
no my sisters farts were usually more dry and not so long.

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>>85135065
It's too bad she you guys never made each other cum. That probably would've led to more positive silbing bonding and maturity than FARTS LMAO

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>>85135267
>she would go down on all four and lift her ass up a bit while wearing hotpants at home, then she said "come closer and sniff my flower", I went behind her and then she said "a bit closer" "and closer" and when I was really close she let off a fart right into my face.
>she was like 14/15 at the time and I was like 11 or 12. it happened several times.

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>>85135267
>she would go down on all four and lift her ass up a bit while wearing hotpants at home, then she said "come closer and sniff my flower", I went behind her and then she said "a bit closer" "and closer" and when I was really close she let off a fart right into my face.
>she was like 14/15 at the time and I was like 11 or 12. it happened several times.
I will never not despise my parents for making me an only child

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>>85135065
>>85135267
i'm glad to have started this

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>>85135290
stop making assumptions.
you don't know anything about us.

>That probably would've led to more positive silbing bonding
we'e still very close to each other, never argue and are each others best friend.

>>85135364
should I stop going into details so you don't feel so bad buddy?
must suck being a single child
I can't even imagine life without my sister, she is a very important part of my life.

>>85135364
idk I have a big sister (by 7 years) and all she did was drop me on my head as a baby and slam me into things as a child... I would've been better off alone.

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>>85135500
Fucking normans

>>85134232
Its a good movie that has horrible leads.

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>>85134737
w-what's holding the flower there lads?

>>85135267
How did they smell? There's a girl who I work with at the supermarket and she's kinda hot but she does these rotten egg gas farts that can fill a whole fucking aisle. It's pretty impressive too because she's so tiny.

>>85134232
Not even an actor

>>85135634
haha thats not sexy at all right guys haha lol

>>85134232
god she's so fucking ugly

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>>85135736
I'm sorry you've been brainwashed into loving fat niggers.

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>>85135634
smelled like farts, a bit similar to my own.

It all started out with her tricking me into coming close to her butt (like I described earlier), the first time she farted me right into the face I slapped her butt with both hands and it then resulted in wrestling around on the carpet in the living room.
she was of course stronger and it didn't take long until I was pinned down, she was then on top of me holding my hands and tickling my face with her long hair demanding that I surrender which I usually did after a few minutes.

it was kinda fun to "fight" around like this so we did it more often.

>>85135517
you don't have to be a normie for just having siblings anon, lmao

>>85135532
cara is godtier you stupid dipshit

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>>85135535
beats me

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>>85134232
It doesn't open until 3 more days or so.

Here in Sweden it opens August 2nd

I'm so hyped, also I want to fuck Cara forever.

>>85134737
The fuck's wrong with her finger?

>>85134232
Resting Bitch Face

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>>85136096
Tatoo on it, lioncrest.

>>85136241
>Ugly tattoos
>Now to make a 7/10 into a 4/10

>>85136094
What is meant by this pose?

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>>85136112
>cuteness is now considered bitchy

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>>85136330
desire for spankings

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>tfw no traditional Cara wife and mother of your children

>>85136475
>traditional Cara wife
Hard to be traditional with those Alizee class tattoos

I want Cara to date Kstew

>>85136036
one of her fingers is decomposing

>>85136990
This is my goto fantasy but they hate each other, Kstew cucked Cara out of her girlfriend, pumped and dumped her and moved on

Stewart is the biggest Stacy there is.

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>In another another universe I'm mormon and these are my 2 wives

How do I get there?

Stop posting this fucking goblin

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS JESUS CHRIST

>>85137290
>wanting 2 dykes

bad news for you anon...

>>85137354
They are bi.

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>>85134232
giv bf (female)

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>>85137318
It's the Ken Masters look.

>>85137354
In another universe, they are both pure, straight, Mormon women, who are happily married to that anon.

>>85137452
You don't get shit, givposter

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>>85137290
You already know the way, anon

>>85137290
I would love to fall asleep as their middle spoon every night

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>>85137534

>>85134737
I'd nibble her petals

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>>85137583
Ikr!

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The thinking mans couple.

>>85138367
flower friends

>>85139286
>flower friends
does that have a meaning i'm not aware of?

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>>85139335
Maybe

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>>85136036
>>85139375
how many flowers does she have sticking in her vag?

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>>85139432
However many she can find

>>85136036
Sunflowers are fucking ugly. Creepy black/brown maw.

>>85139375
This flower is aesthetic.

>>85134232
Because dunkirk

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Valerian is gonna be a sleeper hit.

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>>85134232
she loves that chocolate

>>85140188
Not with Dunkirk coming out the same day