Simpson jokes you never got

>>85132074
sneed.

>>85133169
chuck!

>>85132074
sneed's fuck and car hole

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>and you wouldnt believe the celebrities that did cameos
>michael jackson, dustin hoffman
>of course they didnt use their real names but you could tell it was them

i dont get it

>>85133169
>>85133186
>>85133214
haha saw this on reddit too

>>85133300
Dustin Hoffman and Michael Jackson guest starred on The Simpsons using fake names but they were obviously Michael Jackson and Dustin Hoffman

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This one

>Well the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

the fuck is TekWar?

Borts Buck and Suck

>>85133380
Shatnerkino
>TekWar is a series of science fiction novels created by American actor William Shatner and ghost-written by American writer Ron Goulart,[1] published by Putnam. The novels gave rise to a comic book series, video game and later TV movies and a series, both of the latter featuring Shatner.

>The 22nd century universe is centered on "tek"—an illegal, addictive, mind-altering digital drug in the form of a microchip.[2][3] The drug has the effect of simulated reality (as shown in the films and series), and taps into "the matrix" hyperspace. The protagonist, Jake Cardigan, is a former police officer who is framed for dealing in the drug four years before the start of the story. Having been sentenced to 15 years' cryo-imprisonment, he is released early. After discovering that Walt Bascom, the powerful head of a private security firm, arranged for the early release, Jake goes to work for Bascom as an investigator dedicated to tracking down the real Tek lords.

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>Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
>Eh, the movie or the planet (formerly Earth)?
I don't get it.

>>85133460
>created by American actor William Shatner and ghost-written by American writer Ron Goulart

So he pretty much said "I got a great idea for a novel but I don't want to actually write it."

That's...actually, that's pure Shatner.

>>85133705
Very much so

>>85133357
and now even a Z-list "celeb" have an cameo in the show

>>85133911
Instagram celebrity guest appearance next season, guaran-fuckin-teed

>>85133324
yeah. i upboated the great meemay!!!

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>>85133486
>Help, the masked man is about to escape!
>Get your hands off me, you dirty agent!
>At least he can talk.
>He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
>For Youuuu!
>Uh, help my Dr. Pavel
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. >Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Ohh, Dr. Pavel.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel!
>What's wrong with this flight plan?
>It lists Smee, Maimen.
>And what about us?
>But only one of you.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. >Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Ohh, Dr. Pavel.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel!
>Can I crash this plane anymore?
>Of coursh you can!
>But there will be no survivors.
>I hate every agency, from CIA to CIZ.
>No you'll never make a big guy out of me.
>Oh my god, I was wrong, it was Bane all along.
>You finally made a big guy-
>Yes we finally made a big guy.
>Yes you finally made a big guy out of me!
>I love you Dr. Pavel!
What did they mean by this?

>>85134433
Cringe.

>>85133460
Were they any good?
If they've got an audiobook of it narrated by Shatner I'd love to check that out.

>>85134433
Fucking brilliant

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>>85134433

>>85134720
watch the show, I bet it's on youtube

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I do not understand this scene

>Ooh, an oyster mallet.
>"Made in U.
>S.
>A.
>" [Groans] No, thank you.

>>85135013
Things manufactured in the usa are so unreliable and poorly designed that even a mallet is likely to fuck up somehow

ok boris

>>85134433
It's been a while since I saw that

>>85134433
Baneposters should all be gassed along with the remaining jews.

>>85135013
how do you not get this.
Made in USA items are garbage and that even something as simple as a Mallet would be fucked up somehow along the assembly line.

>>85134433
Didn't even rhyme. Kill yourself.

>NO ONE IS STILL ABLE TO EXPLAIN OP IMAGE

>>85133380
Hey Shatner, if you're reading this then I want you to know that TekWar needs a theatrical adaptation, pls make it happen

>>85132074
What's to get? The kid was a deliquent piece of shit who was hitting Bart so the teacher stepped in to stop him.

>>85137672
What part aren't you getting?

>>85134433
absolutely brilliant

>>85132074
If you ever don't get a Simpsons joke, it was a movie reference you're too young to have seen.

>>85132074
It looked like the kid was patting Bart but as it went on the patting became more harsh and the teacher stops him because he was actually hitting Bart

>>85134433
dead meme

>>85135013
made in the USA being shit is a meme from when Toyota BTFO GM for making shitty cars that carried over to the 90s

>>85138695
I don't get it

>>85138695

when i was younger i was into the young neighbor girl that bart was into.

>>85137892
he was not a deliquent, he was an autistic child who couldn't control his actions.
the teacher acted like those typical special needs teachers who aren't very friendly those children in particular.

last post was too assholish

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>>85138819
>>85138774
>deleting your posts to post """better""" versions
Anon.

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>>85138882
i know, it's a sin here that triggers people

>>85138629
Thanks man, I'm from Soviet bloc and watched Simpsons in the middle of 2000.

>>85138695
>look mom I'm posting porn on a blue board xD
Fucking kill yourself

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>>85138937
Well yeah you didn't even fix it.

>>85138937
>it's a sin here that triggers people

It shows how beta you are. Have you no faith in your post?

>>85134010
>Instagram celebrity guest appearance next season, guaran-fuckin-sneed
ftfy

>>85139190
I just had to add "not"
otherwise it would've said "is a delinquent",
it's not faith, I just want to avoid people being pedantic.

>>85139247
not**

See how easy that was?

>>85139247
>>85139190

you spastics, i bet you would be glad to meet each other because you have no friends.

>>85139327
Friends are hard work

>>85139419
Enjoy your ban faggot :^)

>>85139419
I literally have this same look from behind and it infuriates me to no end

>>85139419

projection

>>85139525
says the anon who uses 'projection'

>>85139419
haha you got banned

>>85139675
>>85139505
I'm still here guys ;^)

Sneed's fuck and chuck

>>85139728
Reported for ban evasion

>>85139879
ban evasion?
based janny just removed my post and gave me a warning lmao

how new are you kid?

>>85139959
I've been here all summer kiddo

>>85133486
they implied he is gay but used the fish for blowjobs as a way to distract you, right?

Snip’s chips with dips
formerly Mick’s

>>85132074
inb4 sneed's seed n' feed or whatever gay shit.

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>Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
what???