DUNKINO

Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships the trash Nolan, Villeneuve and Fincher make.
I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a black man fucking your wife.

True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.

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>>85131796
APOLOGIZE NOW! This man has delivered kino and infuriated SJWs.

Will be forgotten in a week with the rest of the Hollywood trash.

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>>85131796
Yeah I'm thinking that I'm back

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>This is a powerful, superbly crafted film with a story to tell, avoiding war porn in favour of something desolate and apocalyptic, a beachscape of shame, littered with soldiers zombified with defeat, a grimly male world with hardly any women on screen.

Holy shit... WW2 kino confirmed, a future classic.

>>85131857
autist

>>85131857
>a black man fucking your wife.
Yeah, we all know BLACKED is true honest filmmaking.

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>>85132155
>he actually thinks this

>>85131857
You didn't even watched the movie and is already shitting on it you fucking autist

>>85132155
>one of the most acclaimed films of the year
>directed by one of the biggest Hollywood directors of the 21st century
>"hurr durr no one will remember it in a week"
You're fucking retarded.

>>85132842
You're a tasteless fucking entry level drone with no sense of cinematic understanding

>>85132890
It'll objectively be remembered a week from now. Your tryhard shitposting doesn't negate this fact.

>>85132890
You're a MCUck pretending to know shit about cinema.

>>85132890
you should have used more buzz words

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>>85132890

>>85131857
I was with you until you mentioned the cuck stuff you dumb cunt

>>85131796
Mfw someone downloaded my original collage and added to it. Based anon.

>>85131857
Only fedora tipping autists and capeshitters would say that

>>85132890
>one of the most acclaimed films of the year
>directed by one of the biggest Hollywood directors of the 21st century
It's gonna be remembered. The last time we got a war film this big was Saving Private Ryan and everyone remembers that film.

>>85132835
lol

The nolan fans haven't watched it either and they're already praising it

>>85132776
was this entire movie one long dunkin donuts ad?

>>85132955
Brittany Murphy in the front?

Source?

>>85131857
>True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox
You didn't even read the image, you fag.

>>85133080
Yup, Adam Sandler is a shameless shill.

>>85132776
kek

>>85133039
"muh nolan" is what fedoras love best. They can't handle real emotions or sincerity so they flock to ironic "fun" crap like Army of Darkness, Pacific Rim and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Anything more than juvenile "fun" is too "2deep4u hipster shit". It's "fun" shit and superficially meaningful "dark" movies that get the most fedora attention.

They'll watch his flicks for what they think is their intellectual main course and then wash it out with something like John Wick for desert. Before settling into a night of video games.

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>>85131796
BASED

>>85132890
>/tv/ full of marlets shilling against every movie that came after Homecoming
New culturally diverse Spiderman's not doing good it seems

>>85131796
Can someone tell me what that app is that Znyder is using on that pic?

>>85132828
>>85132842
>not a single memorable movie has been released out of Hollywood in the last three to four years regardless of acclaim

This won't be any different.

>>85132933
>>85133209
Look at these fucking new users that clearly weren't here before 2015. The absolute state of this board and proof that there is an invasion of new users every fucking day

Anyone denying this board is under attack by the tasteless /r/movie goons is a liar

>>85133251
Nice blind assumption.

>>85131857
You're right, it isn't Cinema. It's Kino.

Pure fucking Kino.

98% baby!!!

Not one thing you can that could refute this. Nolan is the King and theres nothing you can do about it except whine and bitch :)

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whats his fucking problem?

>>85133282
>Anyone denying this board is under attack by the tasteless /r/movie goons is a liar
Yes, MCUcks like you that think Spiderman is the best movie of the year, you're not fooling anyone, you're in every kind of Nolan and Ape movie but yet no one ever see your comments in any Marvel?Disney trash thread.

>>85133282
>Out of 20 contrary opinion he quoted 2 that criticised marvel
I wonder (((who))) posted this

>>85133360
>C score is rotten
Wtf is wrong with rotten tomatoes?Everywhere else C means average.

>>85133360
He's one of those retards who can't watch a movie without nuclear explosions and CGI overuse.
Ignore such trash.

>>85133360
he probably did it for the publicity

>>85133360
If you ain't cheering and clapping at the end then it's not a good movie.

>>85133351
Nolan has NEVER made anything close to film or cinema you tasteless hobo chalk /v/ drone. He's a movie master at best which gets the r/movies and IMDB pleb crowd all hot and bothered. It is the death knell of Cinema. One of the biggest trashmasters working today, a hack's hack. This is hot pocket the director. Cheeto dust: the man.

His movies are a bad joke; an insult to the filmic medium; a gob of spit aimed at all that is good and great about filmmaking.

>>85133389
>you're in every kind of Nolan and Ape movie
Why wouldn't I be when your tasteless plebeian kind have come back to my art board?
>but yet no one ever see your comments in any Marvel
I don't need to be anymore as you spout the lines I wrote years ago for those movies. You think calling Guardians and Marvel reddit movies was something that just sprang up in the last year when you joined us?

It's low cine-IQ cretins like you who can delude themselves into thinking that reboot apes is somehow a ''serious'' set of films. It is specifically designed for Nolanites to look at and then have a water cooler chat cooler the ''super cool shots, bro'' and ''Maurice was so based, dude!''

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>I'm mot a fan of Nolan but the anti Nolan posters are worse than the Nolan fans at this point
How long until these entry level apes pretending to be on the fence starts spotting this line again?

>>85133251
>not a single memorable movie has been released out of Hollywood in the last three to four years regardless of acclaim

Sicario, Nightcrawler, Spotlight, Birdman, The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Yeah okay, here's your (You) now fuck off.

>>85133621
wow wtf I hate movies now

>>85133970
The last three are trash.
Sicario and Nightcrawler are good films, I'll let them slip to cinema on a good day, but not kino.

B R A V O
N O L A N

The Movie CAN NOT be that fucking good.

>>85133160
This. People who think Interstellar is deep need to shut the fuck up

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What if he's right?

>>85133360

>stand up and cheer
>movie about Allies getting BTFO'd

l m a o
someone impale this faggot with a rusty pole

Whil Armond give it a good review?

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>>85133360
mom look, i gave dunkrik a rotten score, haha everyone else gave it fresh lmao

im gonna be famous now mom

>Nicely done, Kirk
Why Nolan

Only sjws and numales hate this new Nolankino.

>>85133333
nice quints

>>85136195
He's fucking not. End of story.

>>85133282
>reddit spacing
Go back you cuck

>>85137417
Cant wait for this term to get banned.


Thats some retarded shit.

>>85133639
What's the problem with Nolan movies?You can't even say you underage disney cocksucker. stop trying to sound like you know shit about movies and gtfo.

>>85133282
have you tried getting outside and getting some friends?

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I've been trying to convince my friends to come to a kino with me for like half a year now because our local cinema only plays capeshit

How good is this film for half-patrician college douchebags and their sluts to go to?

>>85136195
>muh women
>muh funny quips
>muh inspirational speeches
He objectively isn't.

>>85133117
MTV awards circa 2000(?), he won an award for his work on Memento. This was during a performance of Eminem.

>>85133117
Look in the top left. Probably an eminem performance at the mtv movie awards for 8 mile.

>>85136195

4chan is like Reddit with Nolan.

So it's rage now.