/got/

>>85128121
>no more essos
thank rhllor for that

reminder that there was literally nothing wrong with taking tyrion hostage
also backlink >>85126144

>no backlink

ittig

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Euron Brando

Reminder that D&D oversimplified the shit out of a decent enough book to make lots of dosh

>>85128171
>>85128172
my bad I left /got/ a while back when the general got conquered by branfags

forgotten general etiquette

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i miss

How much incest did the Karstarks participate in, because that Alys Karstark looks like her family tree is a retard spider web.

>>85128121
I really like fictional maps.

Will we ever get a full world map of the world of a Song of Ice and Fire?
Will we ever know what is west of Westeros?
Where is the best highest resolution zoomed out map of the world of asoiaf?

>Arya's plot in the book showcases how fucked up her life has become in Braavos.
>Show glorifies child assassins YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY

>>85128230
fuck off back to your capeshit and female doctor who threads if you don't like it. leave us be.

>>85128234
check out the Lands of Ice and Fire, I think there's some images of the maps online

>Will we ever know what is west of Westeros?
probably not
going to pretend it's Americos though

>>8512823
>Will we ever know what is west of Westeros?
Essos

>>85128255
anyone else /faptothemercychapter/?

So does HBO Euron have a dragon horn? Ive always thought Bran would warg the dragons but the horn might be cool.

Also I guarantee people in these threads that claim to hate Dany also feverishly masturbate to her more than Jorah.

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>Kelly C has a trillion Dothraki and 8000 + 1 eunuchs
>lands on a desolate rock after a sea crossing
What the fuck are they all eating?

>>85128230
>Game of thrones is terrible.
we know. we're watching to see how bad it can get

it's a morbid kind of fascination. Like watching the cute crush you once had slowly irredeemably fuck her life up on hard drugs and becoming a total whore

GAME OF THRONES MEN RANKING
>God-tier
Tywin Lannister

>Top-tier
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Davos Seaworth
Stannis Baratheon

>Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier
Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
Petyr Baelish

>High-tier
Eddard Stark
Berric Dondarrion
Jon Snow
Jorah Mormont
Theon Greyjoy
Thoros of Myr

>Great-tier
Varys
Barristan Selmy
Bronn
Jeor Mormont
Mance Rayder
Roose Bolton
Tyrion Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Walder Frey

>Borderland-tier
Jon Umber
Oberyn Martell
Tormund Giantsbane
Robb Stark
Karl Fookin' Tanner
Eddison Tollet
Ray
Khal Drogo

>Mid-tier
Tycho Nestoris
Qyburn
Maester Aemon
Alliser Thorne
Locke
Daario Naharis
Mace Tyrell
Jojen Reed
Bran Stark
Grand Maester Pycelle
Viserys Targaryen
Tommen Lannister
Craster
Maester Luwin
Grenn
Gregor Clegane
Renly Baratheon
Loras Tyrell
Janos Slynt
Hot Pie
Podrick Payne
Hodor
The High Sparrow
Pypar
Ramsay Bolton
Rickon Stark
Edmure Tully
Meryn Trant
Jaqen H'ghar
Euron Greyjoy

>Bad-tier
Kevan Lannister
Smalljon Umber
Joffrey Lannister
Olly
Rast
Grey Worm
Samwell Tarly
Styr
Lancel Lannister

>Oh-shit-nigger-tier
Ed Sheeran

>>85128230
>Game of thrones is terrible
that's the reason we are here you fucking inbred

>>85128356

>we're in an island
>what do we eat?


really works up the neurons

>>85128354
>masturbating to chubbs

No thanks

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So
How badly strategically will the upcoming battles be?
Will they finaly be able to pull of something belivable
Or will it once again be a show in which a wall of dead ppl suddenly appeard?

>>85128356
It doesn't matter

The show isn't bothered with logistics.

>>85128354
haven't masturbated to Emilia Clarke since 2013

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>>85128394
forgetting someone?

How do we know Jaqen is in Oldtown?

>>85128394
>should-be-top-tier
>Littlecuck

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>>85128354
>thinking dany is attractive post season 1

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>>85128417
You are 6 whole seasons in and you still have to ask such questions?

>>85128354
No shit. Can't masturbate to her anymore because she's fat so now I hate her.

>>85128394
bronn tormund and eddison higher

also samwell

high sparrow is low tier

>>85128293
Doesnt seem necessary to do any mopping up, and it really cant be more than a day or twos march from Hardhome to the Wall if youre undead and impervious to weather, mountains and dont need to eat, etc.

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>>85128394
Jon is not in the same tier as Theon

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>tfw you were drawing up clues as to how varys is a blackfyre supporter and a bloodraven vs varys sub plot could have taken place, bringing such a deadly but truly based rivalry to the present and possibly connecting past events with the present events, shedding light on how a series of events from two half-targaryan bastards have reshaped the course of westorosi history then realize it WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN

>>85128356
DUDE IT'S LIKE POTTERY CAUSE AEGON LANDED THERE AND PLANNED OUT HIS INVASION!!!!!11!!!!!!

>>85128234
Americos. Arya confirmed this last season.

>>85128493
>tfw illyrio will never appear ever again

>>85128394
>>Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier
>Petyr Baelish

You fucking nailed it in the head. That fucking season 2 shit with Cersei that nearly killed him ruined him.

>>85128204
>No preggo titties

feels bad man

>>85128472
>walk slow
>1 mile per hour
>24 miles per day
>170 miles per week
>700 miles per month

>Gilly's son has aged considerably
>Euron build his 1000 ship fleet and sailed around Westeros

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post yfw Arya kills Ed Sheeran

>>85128503

Aegon was born and raised on Dragonstone, also spending time around Westoros and the Citadel.
Or are we talking show-shit?

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>>85128555

shouldn't Tyrion know that armada invasions from Dragonstone to King's Landing don't always work that well?

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>>85128555

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>>85128555

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>>85128555

>>85128541
why the should the biggest cuck in literature be top tier?

How did Arya know Rob's wife was pregnant?

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>>85128555

>>85128587
but they have girl and dragon power on their side

this time they cant lose

>>85128204
>tfw when her leaked nudes got nuked off the internet

>>85128587
But since he's smart, he can adapt and figure out when Cersei tries to pull the same shit he did in Blackwater. Suspicious ship in the middle of the sea? Shoot it with a flaming arrow before it touches your other ships. Plus, no Tywin or Loras reinforcements to save the day at the last minute.

>>85128417
DRAGOSN AND SKELINGTONS DABID
sums it up quite perfectly i think

>>85128558
>aegon was raised on dragonstone

What? He was Raised in Braavos

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where the fuck is he

>>85128417
>anyone fighting a war
>when winter is here and nobody can feed themselves

>>85128234
http://klaradox.de/essos_jpg/ESSOS_by_Klaradox.jpg

>>85128417
How would Yang Wen-Li or Reinhard fare in the GOT universe?

>>85128668

THE FIRST AEGON ANONNNNNN

>>85128673
he's Mance

>>85128587
I worked pretty well the last time the invader had dragons.

>>85128646
>when Cersei tries to pull the same shit he did in Blackwater.
wildfire in Blackwater was Cersei's idea all along , even in showcanon

>>85128691
Not in the show.

>>85128673
ded

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Robb really fucked up, didn't he?

>>85128646
>>85128704
cersei want to use it as projectiles , tyrion realized having people walk around with napalm in a very flammable city while under siege was a shit idea so he loaded it up in a boat and used that

>>85128736
She was perfect bros...

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>>85128725
and he?

>>85128736
>implying he wouldn't get Cat to choose his wife for him
>implying she wouldn't pick some fat ugly Crakehall Frey because of some bullshit about Roslin's hip width and Rosby lineage

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>>85128736

>>85128121
>mossovy
is that russia?

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>>85128788
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>85128788
Man this show is dumb as fuck now

It's like I'm watching a bad sitcom.

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post exact moments the show jumped the shark

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>>85128677
>108mb jpg

>>85128759
No, he's alive. He just ran away after Tormund bite a piece of his neck open.

Worth jumping in now, or was it a slow start? I'm in no rush to watch week by week. Generally I watch a few episodes at a time.

Any tits or ass this week?

>>85128821
>Any tits or ass this week?

Nope

>>85128821
No, but it did have a long scene involving old men shitting in pots, so you might like that if that's your fetish.

>>85128821
mostly just build up and no tittays

>>85128195
Why was he channelling Ragnar Lothbrok in this scene?

>>85128736
>Won every battle in the field
>Lost the war in bed

He was a goddamn idiot. His Tully lineage kicking in no doubt.

>>85128195
What makes more sense? King Crimson or how Euron got all those ships?

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GoT will always be the cheap replacement for Rome

TRVE KINO FOR TRVE ROMANS

>Rob married a random nurse from volantis
>not even westerosi
>not a noble
>Shes not even related to the triarch
Why the fuck did they do this?

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not enough creepy characters since pyat

>>85128886

Jeyne Westerling subplot would've been too deep4u for showfags

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>>85128813
This one. The entire "Yara's fun cruise to the dreadfort featuring dogs" episode was the first time we got a glimpse of DnD storytelling that was completely divorced from anything in the books.

>that setup with Beric and Sandor
Beric is Azor Ahai, isn't he?

>>85128886
Vanessa Taylor

>>85128886
cliche love story is more accessible to general audience than whatever was going on in the books (I actually think he was sort of getting sick of her towards the end there too)

>Dany seiges Dragonstone with Yara and Theon
>one single of Eurons ships flanks from behind
>AAAAAAoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Rhaegal and Visereon stop, turn to the Greyjoy fleet, breaths fire on them
>Euron hands the horn over to Cersei
>Cersei now controls 2 dragons

>>85128924
God dam I forgot how pleb season 4 was.

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>>85128736
he sure did

>>85128937
>dany seiges Kings landing*

Fuck

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>>85128924
Where are the other 16 good men?

>>85128356

They still have boats. They can fish, or go the short distance to the mainland shore and reave. They could probably even trade for it if they find some confederates, though I'm not sure how they do that subtly since Tyrion is well known and the rest are obviously foreign.

>>85128941
really boils my blood whenever people claim season 4 was better than season 3.

season 4 had a handful of good scenes- Joff's wedding, battle at the Wall, Oberyn vs Mountain, Stannis at the Wall, Tywin scenes

but it was mostly shit. season 3 was slower the content was a lot better

the main difference is that in S3, King's Landing was boring, and in S4, that's where the best scenes were

>>85128941
>season 4
>pleb

pls, end u-rself, season 4 was the last good

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>>85128736
His loss, Radmure's gain.

>>85128937
No no sweetie

Jon is going to Dragonstone to get dat der dragonglass

They'll be enemies initially, then love interests, despite Jon being her cousin.

Then they'll fuck Cersei up. Or possibly she'll be convinced to fight with them in the north.

Then they'll do the battle in the north.

The end.

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>>85128924
>>85128941

>that part when Ramsay takes out the key for the dog cages

>>85129010
Please stop posting this picture, thanks.

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>>85128394

>my nigga Kevan
>bad tier

How dare you

>>85128924
Who would win in a fight?
Twentee Goodmen, Shirtless Ramsay, Wolverine Arya or the Sandsnakes?

I'm just watching for based Sandor. The rest of the show is a mess and full of cringe.
He's gonna bloody fuck Sansa and hit white walkers in the face with his big fucking sword.

>>85128642
http://dat.serveert.me.uk/~midas/celebs/Carice%20van%20Houten/

>>85129015
>Or possible she'll be convinced to fight with them

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Season 1- 9.5/10
Season 2- 7/10
Season 3- 8/10
Season 4- 7/10
Season 5- 4/10
Season 6- 3/10
Season 7- 2/10

AGOT- 9/10
ACOK- 9/10
ASOS- 10/10
AFFC- 8/10
ADWD- 6/10

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>>85128788
>>85128788
What's that dagger fighting style called?

Is Jon gonna sperg out when Bran tells him hes a Targ?

Ok guys. I need some help understanding one thing.
>Dothraki
>Winter
Those 2 shouldn't get along really well, right?

Season 7 - 0/10

Not trolling, it's shit

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>>85129112

Fantasy nonsense?

>>85129107
oh come on don't rate season 7 already, it can always end up being a 1/10

>>85129107
idk I quite liked adwd

>>85129010
Is there any character more based than Edmure?
>single handedly takes the stone mill
>gets best girl in the entire Riverlands
>gets to spend the evening of the Red Wedding in the best way possible
>later saves his ancestral castle from the torch and his men from the sword
>becomes Lord of the Riverlands

>>85128394
Tywin really is in a league of his own maybe stannis comes close... tho I feel like Roose Bolton had more potential was Roose a better character in the books?

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Season 1 *****
Season 2 *****
Season 3 *****
Season 4 ****
Season 5 **
Season 6 **

AGOT *****
ACOK *****
ASOS *****
AFFC ****
ADWD ****

>>85129140
>Dothraki
>Not pillaging, burning and raping everything in sight
Those 2 shouldn't get along really well either

>>85129163
suffered a bit from dorne and dany meandering too much and not having the GOAT brienne and jaime content of feast

>>85129140
I mean they've experienced winters before, but I'd imagine that they nomadic lifestyle has allowed them to largely avoid most of winter's consequences.

>>85128877
dude
he built them, have you not been paying attention?

>inb4 the iron isles have no lumber

>>85129163
ADWD's northern chapters were great
Reek, Jon, Melisandre, Davos, Asha and Bran had great stories

everything to the south and east was pretty shockingly bad though

>>85129180
roose was like a fucking vampire in the books, he might have been better in some ways in the show honestly, at least initially

>>85129192
yeah it was probably the weakest, but I wouldn't give it a 6

>>85129140

they can always settle in Dorne since Dany and the Sneks hate Cersei

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>>85129112
I don't know, ask this guy.

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>>85129104
It makes sense though.

You can logically only have one (1) of these situations:
>Jon and Dany team up; One or both of them fuck up Cersei; then they fuck up the dead
or
>Jon or Dany fights Cersei, then the winner fights the other person (so if Dany beats Cersei she fights Jon)
or
>All three of them put aside their differences and fight the dead

Which do you think Dabbid**2 is going to go for?

>Cersei
>Dany
>Lesbian fish lady
>Arya
>Sand bitches
>Dike Knight
>Old High garden Hag
>The Queen in the North
Vs
>Jon Cuck
>Littledick
>Jamie hasbeen Lannister
>At least the zombie king isnt a zombie queen

Is this show a feminists wet dream?

>>85129229
>based victarion
>based connington
>bad

>>85129177

Nice dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEcZcoe8KIg

>tfw euron is going to destroy danys fleet
>tfw ALL of the fans want it, nobody wants her to have a clean win
>already set up for it to happen
>sand snacks confirmed to croak this season

you want the good girl but you need the bad pussy

>>85129230
Roose was great up until Season 5. Then he became wasted potential

His last great scene was when he legitimised Ramsay

honestly, the Moat Cailin scenes from S4 E8 are some of my last favourite scenes on the show

>>85129258
>>All three of them put aside their differences and fight the dead
>Cersei backstabbing them last second but Jaimie kills her gaining double title KingAndQueenSlayer
screencap this

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>>85129069

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>>85129140
>Dothraki
>following some magic witch cunt who just murdered their chieftains and set fire to their (presumably) sacred tent

Was Cersei actually Tommens heir or did she just declare herself Queen?

>>85129262
>At least the zombie king isnt a zombie queen

HOWEVER
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Night%27s_King%27s_corpse_queen

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>>85129268
how do people like vic?
he's easily frustrated, dumb as a sack of rocks and cucked (literally) at every turn by euron

i found yara way more likeable
at least in the books where she's actually hot

>>85129112
Bad Pussy style

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Are Dornish women the finest in the world?

Who should have played Arianne Martell?

>>85129188
seems fair, although I'd rate Feast > Dance every time

>>85129339
like anyone cares enough to stop her when she nuked half the city

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>>85129258

Dany agrees to help Jon if he helps her depose Cersei. Whether they agree to an independent North idk, it's probably irrelevant but for time savings sake I imagine Dany is cool with it. The Nights King will attack Dany and Jon at some point, (probably an episode or two from the end of the season) and kill Kelly C himself, on screen. This will shock normies everywhere and cause /tv/ to praise D&D for being redpilled and shoving it in SJW cucks faces or some such nonsense. Then Jon will kill the Night King, Jaime will betray Cersei, and everything wraps up with a pretty bow on it with Jon as King and a legitimized Targaryan (somehow). Jaime will be reinstated as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard and will be revered this time for being a Kingslayer, instead of reviled. The end.

>>85129278
And to think Dany could just take Kings Landing. And yet she will opt to make the war long and drawn out. Fucking stupidity out of these writers wanting to overhype Dany.

They should have let Loras live, take Dragonstone and have Dany kills him when she invades to have the Tyrells stay with Cersei and have a more balanced playing field.

>>85129335
This

>>85129188
>2 stars for season 5 and 6
that's generous.
aside from the big battles and shit, it was complete garbage. there's children's cartoons with better writing and less plot holes.

>>85129320
OH SHIT

That's probably it actually.

Cersei will refuse to help fight the dead, Jaimie will kill her for some reason, then as King he'll help Jon fight the dead.

Only way to keep all the normies engaged without exluding anyone from the final battle

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>>85129358
yara's a cunt
asha however finds the word cunt vulgar

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>>85129376
>finest in the world

>>85129358
I dunno, show Yara is hot in a "homely enough I could realistically fuck her" kinda way

>>85129339
Who else is it going to be? The rest are all dead and jaime can't be king.

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>>85128925
Berric is Azor Ahai
Thoros is Nissa Nissa
Jon is the The Prince That Was Promised
Jaime is The Last Hero
Daenerys is the God-on-Earth
Bran is The Lord of Light

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>>85129069
YOWZA

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>>85128195
costume designer needs to be shot
find me a worse costume I fucking dare you
+ sailing past rebels on dragonstone TWICE

DnD need to lay off the crayons even episode 1 is unsalvagable at this point

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>>85129410
>HER
>CUNT
>BECAME
>THE
>WORLD

>>85129410
I'd fuck book asha if she was my sister.

>>85129431
>tfw Mace's plastic armour and chainmail sweater in season 6

>>85129188
Season 4 is 5 stars too :)

>>85129384
well I cant imagine loras would have kept holding the castle if his grandma rolled up with a massive army and said "hey we are rebelling now lol" to be honest, margary simply shouldn't have died they should have killed off all the other characters fine, but kept her alive. Olenna would have cooperated with Cersei even as she was going mad, just by the grace of her keeping Margie as a hostage.

>>85129140
They'll retcon the Stannis-burns-shireen scene in a flashback, Stannis will say "Oh Great Rooloo, clear the path for Azor Ahai"

And when Dany comes in with her army, the snow will recede.

>>85129189
Dany told them "No more rape you sillies!" tho.

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>>85129421

>tfw your self esteem is so shit it ruins the fantasy when you know a girl is too hot for you

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>>85128978
The ships are too small and too few in number to effectively move the whole army with the supplies they need to survive, nevermind weapons, armour and horses. Horse transport nearly impossible (William the Conqueror could only transport 2000 horses on a much much much shorter trip).

Supplies (food+water)

(Carracks) 100x1000tons= 100,000 tons of supplies

120,000 men = 20, 000 quarters of grain/week
10, 000 horses = 4000 quarters of grain/week
------------------------------------
5x24, 000 = 120,000 tons of grain!

Even with constant fishing, food supplies are very low, not even considering the weight of the water. Again, the biggest fleet ever assembled can't fit enough food to feed the army.


Fleet manpower capacity insufficient!
(Even if all the supplies are loaded into the biggest ships and the rest are armed to the teeth with men and weapons, ready for battle, the maximum amount
100x100= 10,000 armed men on longships
200x200= 40,000 armed men on warships
150x50= 7500 men + siege weapons
500x25= 12,500 men
500x20= 10,000 horses
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70, 000 armed men
10, 000 horses

What that means? Not only is the army undersupplied and would have to make several trips from Slavers Bay to Westeros AND BACK, infact a stable (loyal) army could be transported mostly
intact from a logistical standpoint with at least 3 trips (presuming all ships that leave to sea come back again intact).

How common is circumcision in Westeros?

>>85129431
>euron sailed past dragonstone on his way to king's landing while it was fucking empty and didn't take it

Knowing that deep down, GRRM really is a progressive feminist and a utopian leftist, I have fears for the ending of this story.

If GRRM was a reactionary or a traditionalist, Stannis would probably end up as king in the end. Now, that's not happening

>>85129504
>3 hours without shelter

?????????????

>>85129406
It's trash but still somewhat enjoyable trash with good production values and several great actors.

Not the worst thing there is, just annoyingly bad.

>>85129514
not that I disagree, but what is that exactly? Surely normies shit didn't rank it that low.

>>85128885
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen put on a few.

>>85129410
>yara
>asha

wot

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>>85129504

logisticsfags are the worst. Stop being a bummer this isn't an episode of Hardcore History it's a kids story about dragons and rape.

>>85129504
>3 hours without shelter
Holy shit guys, I was working outside for nearly 10 hours yesterday. How am I not dead?

>>85129427
They're never going to talk about stygai are they?

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How would you guys react if Euron killed

>the Sand Snakes

>Tyrion

>Jon Snuh

>Duhnerys

>muh dragons

>>85129358
vic is great BECAUSE of all the qualities you listed it makes all of his interactions with people that much funnier yet for some reason he got cut just like strong belwas

>>85129410
what's happening in that

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>>85129550
worst waifu

>>85129504
>>85129529
kek wtf is that?
You can survive 3 decades without shelter.

>>85129570
asha is teasing reek because he doesn't have a dick

>>85129549
yara- lesbian uglyface
asha- hot pirate princess

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>>85129358
>He vaulted over the gunwale, landing on the deck below with his golden cloak billowing behind him. The white roses drew back, as men always did at the sight of Victarion Greyjoy armed and armored, his face hidden behind his kraken helm. They were clutching swords and spears and axes, but nine of every ten wore no armor, and the tenth had only a shirt of sewn scales. These are no ironmen, Victarion thought. They still fear drowning. "Get him!" one man shouted. "He's alone!" "COME!" he roared back. "Come kill me, if you can."
>The iron captain had no time to wait for laggards. Not with his bride encircled by her enemies. The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe.
>Afterward he put their crews to death as well, saving only the slaves chained to the oars. He broke their chains himself and told them they were now free men and would have the privilege of rowing for the Iron Fleet, an honor that every boy in the Iron Islands dreamed of growing up. "The dragon queen frees slaves and so do I," he proclaimed.
>"Words are wind and the only good wind is that which fills our sails."
>"Where is this Dothraki sea?" he demanded. "I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be."
He is a one man show.

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Hype for /ourguy/ returning

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>>85128555

>>85128604
This

>>85129540
They're my ratings

It's official because I'm right

>>85129504
>3 hours without shelter
Where, Antarctica?

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>>85128195
The worst miscast honestly.

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>>85129431
The costumes have been absolute shit ever since season 1.

>>85129555
>I was working outside for nearly 10 hours yesterday. How am I not dead?
>having a job
you're probably dead inside.

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who /dorne/ here?

>>85129596
but asha isn't in the show?

>>85129559
>the Sand Memes
happy

>le drunk XDDDD le wine me please! XDDD
happy

>Jon Snuh
who gives a shit about his character at this point. reviving dead characters no matter what is the hallmark to a garbage series. what made the book ressurections different IS THEY DONT COME BACK STILL STUNNINGLY HANDSOME. jon should have had nasty knife wounds all over him. beric should be all fucked up, a lot more than he is anyway. not to mention lady stoneheart.

>dany

I would be shocked, I doubt the writers have the balls to kill her off at this point. I think they just want her to save the day.

>muh dragons
I do think this will happen, and when and if it does it will be glorious.

>>85129550
>dude just turn your brain off lmao

I think the main problem with D&D is that they're normies

if they were bitter jaded artistic visionaries, the show would be kino

>>85129650
what was more ruined by the show Dorne or Stannis?

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>>85129504
holy shit never going outside again.
What if I'm stuck somewhere and can't get back within 3 hours?

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>>85129717

Dorne was always kinda shitty, could have been great but wasn't polished up enough by GRRM. So, Stannis.

>Tommen was the only King to sit on the iron throne who would've been a good King
>Ser Pounce is MIA
:'-(

>>85129664
I hope the dragons all die somehow just so I can see that stupid bitch's reaction.

I would most likely get an erection from the experience.

>>85129757
>Ser Pounce is MIA

Shit...

>>85129482
Season 4 is good but when it turns from "actually good" to "ehhh it's tv". Plotlines that make no sense, ridiculous shit and dropping good stuff for absolutely no reason. When the answer to what happened changes from "it will all make sense" to "don't care about it the writers are retarded".

Four stars is actually generous for that.

Preston a shit

>Littlefinger and Brienne going north without anyone noticing
>Sansa saying there's nothing between them and Cercei

Is Moat Cailin no longer canon?

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>>85129717
I liked the aesthetics for Dorne in the show.

>>85129810
>vale army gets from the eyrie winterfell seemingly unimpeded
so it would seem

>>85129818
Agreed. At least Dorne had some fucking colour in it. Something apparently everyone north of King's Landing is incapable of.

>>85129810
Moat Cailin was unmanned, Brienne and Pod just walked through the rocky area west of the marsh

>>85129514
>le explosions and deaths make episode good

kys

>>85129810
>Is Moat Cailin no longer canon?

Yes just like Stormlands

>>85129664
>jon should have had nasty knife wounds all over him
He did though.

>>85129828
>what is white harbour

>>85129793
I don't think so

>>85129766
I want them to die right in front of her, ESPECIALLY if she is not expecting it at all, PLEASE don't let her know it's about to happen. I want it to be sudden and brutal

Daily reminder that Rhaegar was the prince that was promised.

>>85129749
well it was more of a 1st impression as the fat fuck stopped making books, but I liked it as a 1st impression, while in the show the 1st scene I hated it all

doe in the end I probably agree, in contrary to Dorne Stannis was a really well fleshed out character and they just fuck you to all of it on purpose

>>85129427
>dragon released from Winterfell

What's this one?

>>85129590
i thought that but then it looks like they're having sex is she fucking him in the boipussy with a strap-on

>>85129864
a port controlled by the manderlys who refused to fight the boltons?

>>85129757
Book Tommen was such a sweet kid.
He could have grown up to be a decent king with his grandfathers help.
He didn't even approve when his mother said she'd put robbs head on a spike.

Poor guy only wanted to play with his cats.

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>>85129810
What's a moat? Damn, Anon, you're such a nerd ;)
Isn't Khaleesie bae af tho?

>>85129882
Prince that was promised was already dead the entire time
BRAVO GURM except unironically

>>85129864

are there any mentions that White Harbor exist in the show?

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Best girl

whats in ulthos

I NEED TO KNOW

>>85129917
>bae af
I know its a joke but I still gagged.

>>85128937
>This all happens
>Cersei commands dragons to burn them all
>Jaime gets triggered
>Slits Cersei's throat

POTTERY

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Normie soul crushing character deaths is all I have to look forward to with this show.

>>85129860
Kek, what the fuck happened to the Stormlands anyway? Even when Stannis was alive they weren't even mentioned.

>>85128996
Craster's keep, foocking legend, spooky skeletons, magic granade and shirtless Ramsay already makes season 4 mediocre.

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Where the FUCK is the horn?

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>Season 8 Episode 7 Dany goes Mad Queen and her dragons start burning Westeros to the ground, all seems hopeless and lost.
>Bran and Samwell approach Jon
>"You are not the prince that was promised ."
>"You should have acted, Jon...."
>"We didn't Believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned, It dawned in fire. "
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM starts playing
>"but there is one they fear, in their tongue you are Dovahkiin....DRAGONBORN"

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>>85129948
heres the high res mate
remember to click the picture before you press save :)

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>>85129852
A real shame they ruined the Dornish plotlines though.

>>85129952
Pig Niggers

>>85130002
lol sweetie how can you be so pleb

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>>85129952
>ULTHOS, STYGAI AND ASSHAI WILL NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN

IT HURTS TO LIVE

>>85128604
Probably from the news. The Red Wedding was huge news even outside of Westeros after all. It'd be distorted (like that play) but probably this kind of stuff would've been in there.

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>>85129504
>3 hours without shelter

>>85129952
>whats in ulthos

Where the first humans evolved from.

>>85129034
show kevan was a non-character

>>85129660
DnD changed the character for the show.

desu dorne should have been great in the show

it's a self-contained little one season story about strong womyns plotting a coup that are always the parts of the show, it has some fighting and deaths and it ends with a good twist that has you waiting for more, just turn darkstar to more like oberyn which is what people want from dorne anyway

and what we get, sand snakes in the worst scene of the show and a story that makes no fucking sense

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>>85130027
>Freckles

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>>85130023
Epic

>>85129112
I miss him bross

>>85130100
what actor could possibly do Darkstar justice?

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>>85130068
>SOTHORYOS WILL NEVER BE EXPLORED

>>85130027
saving, for a friend

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>>85129818
oi u there stop

>>85130130
Johnny Depp

>>85129664
Did you not see Jon without his clothes on after he was resurrected? He had all of the scares. They haven't shown him without clothes on since.

>>85130027
AHHHHHHHH PLEASE MAKE ME BLIND AND BEAT ME WITH A STICK I LOVE YOU WAIF(U)

>>85129982
You joke, but that's literally what's going to happen

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How do you guys think the Lannister Army will fare against the Dothraki?

>>85129116
>Muh targs are bad
>but Jon ur a targ
>fug off wanker

>>85130130
edward norton

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>>85130023
DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN

>>85128937
I'd be glad for any dany loss, but Euron havign the horn out of fucking nowhere... Enough retarded plot device on this show.

>>85129515
>Still a stannisfag

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Who are the Alt Right of ASOIAF?

When is this dumb dragin bitch going to do something?

>>85130206
Cersei will meet them in the open field, going against what Robert told her in season 1

>>85128929
in the books its implied a love potion was used and and (grand?) mother in law was in on the red wedding/ love potion schtick

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>>85130249

>>85130248
The Freys

>>85130027
wtf
is that
chest hair
coming out of her blouse

>>85130271
>love potion
I thought they just stuffed him full of opiates

>>85130224
He literally has the horn outa nowhere in the books too...

>>85130023
I'm not going to lie.

I'd love if this happend.

>>85130248
Bolton or freys.

>>85129140
in the show dothraki dont seem to wear clothes, however their real life counterparts the mongols endure some of the most brutal winters on earth, so maybe they'll be aight

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pic always related

>>85130275
I really hate both of you

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>>85130248
Targs obviously, no the modern dany nu-version

>>85130173

too expensive

>>85130214

too white

>>85130130

Jake Gyllenhaal

>>85130027
Wouldn't mind her beating my ass bloody with a stick.

>>85130139
Fuck off John Boyega. GoT is the biggest show on tv because there are no niggers

>>85130248
by alt right you mean people who just don't want to see their own ethnic groups replaced by demographics changes?

the northerners with the wildlings.

probably the reachmen and stormlanders with the dornish.

objectively.

>>85130282
>>85130305
freys wouldn't work, they're "new" to the scene of nobility in westeros. they're the ones complaining about "old family privilege" and trying to rewrite the balance of power so they can be represented. literally SJWs.

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>>85130325

>>85129999
They were mentioned once. When Cat headed to the Storm lands to talk to Renly and Renly and Stannis had a parley.

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Friendly reminder that Daario=Euron is still happening in the books that come out written by someone else after the fat fuck dies.

>>85130023
Kill yourself

>>85130271
and he seems to get more frustrated with his wife as time goes on

>>85130206
generic blone white man will give speech about how brown men could never defeat true westerosi
dothraki will offer them generous terms of surrender stating they only want peace and to live in the land of their queen
then when the lannisters refuse they'll destroy them easily
evil white dude leading the army will get raped by dothraki khal

>>85130027
I want to eat her ass if you know what I mean

>>85130339
I wouldn't mind beat her ass bloody with my stick.

If you know what I mean

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"If my father had seen the things I've seen, he'd also tell you to burn the dead before nightfall."

>rickon croaks
"Put him in the crypts."

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>>85128121
this

>>85128354

I don't think that Euron has horn in the show. Nor will he have magic and shit from the books.

He's just evil pirate with large navy and will destroy Danys navy in episode 3.

Don't know what the plan is with him in the series. Does he die in this season or live to die in season 8?

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>love Dorne in the books
>in the show we get "bad poosy", dagger fighting, and "weak men will never rule dorne" shite

why

>>85130477
>why
>2017

>>85130477
normies and production costs

>>85130477
>he doesn't like bad poosy

>>85130248
>"bolton and frey because they're bad and altright= bad! xd!

Targaryen is objectively the correct answer, they are the masterrace of ASOIAF who'll fuck themselves to keep the bloodlines pure

>>85130477
>murder the only capable disabled character in his first episode

Whatever happened to being progressive

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Can't the 3 dragons theoretically take down the whole white walker army?

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>>85130477
>Hotah jobs

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>next Greyjoy petitioner confirmed

>>85130477
>Admits to liking Dorne in the books
>Expects his opinion to be respected

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>>85130477

>>85130248
literally Euron's faction amongst the Ironborn

against the conservative status quo of mainstream right-wingers (Victarion and Balon)
against the liberal progressives (Asha and the Harlaws)

instead they want to be proper radicals, change the way the game is played and carve out a future for their people in a new way

>>85130529
yes, but dragons aren't invincible and they can be killed. peasants killed one or two of them during a riot at the dragon pits

>>85130519
this desu
westerosi are subhumans to pureblood valyrian targs

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>>85130477
Bad. Poosy.

>>85129383

Boring and antithetical to the subversion idea of the story, so you're probably right.

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>>85129476
Bruh I almost forgot about this bullshit

>>85130631
He's supposed to look goofy.

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>>85129476

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>>85130494
>>85130496
>>85130511
>>85130520
>>85130533
>>85130548
>>85130561
>>85130577
so is the show not going to have quentyn martell or Big Man or Drink?

or arianne martell?

or gerold dayne?

what about lady nym? or sarella sand at the citadel?

>>85130343
Northernors are the ones fucking over Wildings

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Not content with ruining only one major fantasy franchise, blactor John Boyega sets his sights on The Iron Throne.

You're in the great game now, nigger.

>>85130655
Correct. They were all shit

>>85130631
another character i forgot that died in le big explosion

bravo dee and dee

>>85130657
hello juan

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>>85130657
>rape and pillage northern lands
>he dindu nuffin! he was a good wildling!

>>85130678
He's right about LOTR, though. That is the whitest franchise ever made

>>85130655
I can see none of them showing up.

>>85130655
Nigga this is a show. Normies ain't got time for that.

>>85130678
diversity is codeword for anti-white

>>85130678
lotr is very diverse, you just have to realize the orcs are black people