So is The Layover going to be the greatest film of 2017?

>>85126952
Correction: Greatest film about Breast Envy

>>85126952
Uh no, that belongs to Dunkirk.

She is objectively one of the most attractive actresses in Hollywood.

>>85126952
Only if we see more of those tits

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we've had sticckino

we've had asskino

we are now entering the glorious age of boobkino

>>85127001
Hi Jason

>>85127033
How has nobody edited out the fat guys to make this thing fappable yet?

>>85127033
MAMMARIO

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>>85127033
Boob-off bitch, me and you

>>85127033
What was the asskino?

>>85127112
fuck off

>>85127112
I challenge you to a boob off
Hands off, no trash talk, no back walk
Take off the black top, just me, you, that's all
No cat calls, no tag teams, no mascots
Right now, boob off

I will watch this alone

>>85127132
when jennifer lopez went to hollywood

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>>85127149
Yo what's your problem dude

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>>85127160
Amateurs

>>85126952
why dont you just watch porn, waifuist child?

>>85126952
Based William H. Macy late in his life decides to direct a flick about big tits

>>85127224
Porn destroys the soul and mind

>>85127242
so does Diddyrio's stare

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>>85127224
Porn is shit
Baking roadkill in the sun is sexier than 99% of porn

>>85127279
not if your intent is to feed her your soul and mind

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Breast envy is an underused storyline in movies

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>>85127033
giv demen gf

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there was a Layover thread last night where some faggot was saying that Upton is sexier than Daddario, and everyone in the thread was shitting on him.

which is a shame because he was right, Dadario looks like an alien

>>85128432

based lad

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>>85128519
Honestly if I totally seriously really had to choose I would go for Kate
The decider is that she's had solid boyfriends while Alex remains perpetually single, which is not a good sign

>>85128626
Damn. Imagine if she put on a few kilos.
Not a whole lot though. Just enough that made her and her tits a little thicker.

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But I could post both of them all day

>>85128672

>Kilos

Europeans please leave

>>85128626
She's seems to have some slight autist qualities, like the fact she still hasn't learned how to properly smile. Of course this just makes me want her even more.

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>>85128729
Yes her Twitter feed is somewhat eccentric

>>85127218
Disgusting

>>85128711
literally everyone except ameritards uses "kilos" not just europeans you dumb faggot

>>85127218
this is the first movie, where the two up and coming girls discover their boob powers. It's the sequel where the true master reveals herself.

>>85128519
Your clearly delusional.
Kate Upton has a fridgelike body with nailed on longsocks with Billard balls in them.

>>85127112
God she's sexy.

>>85128816
Titcow Cinematic Universe?

>>85128808
Ok then, south american get out

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>>85128840
She is, yes

>>85127224
leave some for the imagination, porncuck

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>>85127218

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>>85126952
yes.

>>85128829
>>85128829
>fridgelike

wtf does that even mean? Everyone keeps saying it in reference to upton

>>85128906
Yuck.
Noone except manbaby virgin autists find this even remotely attractive.

>>85128958

She has no hips, her body shape is rectangular like a fridge.

Not the riddle of the Sphinx here.

>>85128968
>manbaby virgin autists
Don't think you added enough buzzwords there, is that all you got?

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>>85128906
m-mommy

>>85127112

body of a fucking fridge m8

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>>85128968
>manbaby virgin autists

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>>85128958
A rectangle-shaped torso.
Look at pic related or look up her fappening pics.
Additionally she has really saggy tits which look ridiculous even when she wears push up bikini tops.
How she became a model and famous for her looks is beyond me she is below average.

>>85129004
>nursing area

It's too bad that she focused on acting and didn't live out her true purpose as a breeding sow. There never was milky and there never will be. She is now barren and no longer has a reason to live.

>>85128997
Triggered

>>85129004
>nursing area

MUH DICK

>>85129070
>How she became a model and famous for her looks is beyond me she is below average.
She has a family member in congress.

>>85128975
Her gorgeous face and boobs more than make up for it in my opinion, whereas daddario has a great body but a gross monster face and not great boobs

>>85129070
>>85129025
t. titlet

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>>85129082

>>85126952

>no 7 minute long blue is the warmest color style graphic sex scene between upton and daddarrio

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>white women

those tits are almost polishing her shoes

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>>85129130
Truly the worst timeline

This better end in a milkies fight

>>85129121
>yes of course, my perception of the beauty in and of a woman is only defined by her breasts.

Virgin mommy man babies are the worst. Stick to your Chinese cartoons.

>>85129148
more like
>kate wintits

>>85129199
hahhahaha seething titlet rage

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>>85129148

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>>85129199
Calm down titlet.

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>freeze and put your hands in the air Anon

Wut do?

>>85126952
>No naked breasts
>Greatest film
No

>>85129238
>>85129251
t.riggered

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>hfw you will never suck and fuck her udders

>>85129272
>>85129097
Is that all you can do?

In a world where social marxism and forced diversity are becoming more and more commonplace, "The Layover" is the movie we need right now

>>85129254
I resist arrest and hope she beats me with her stick

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>>85129272

>>85129286
Were those leaks from the fappening ever confirmed to be her? They seemed legit regarding size and such, but none of it had her face in them

>>85129254
Grope her.

>>85129316
source?

>>85129333
Who cares? Just fap.

>>85129351
damn she got fat

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>>85129351
Boy oh boy

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>>85129348
Parenthood, breh
She's in a couple of episodes

I know it's the Reddit choice but honestly, upton is hotter.

Kate Upton is a fucking fridge

>>85128711
That post actually convinced me that all these fuckers promoting this thicc shit are infiltrated refugees from yurop.

>>85128626
>Alex remains perpetually single
Last I heard she was going out with Verlander's brother

>>85129316
And there are people in this thread who think Kate "Frigidaire Professional Side-by-Side" Upton is prettier than daddario....

I haven't felt a women's affection in 8 years :(

>>85129449
>american intellectuals

>>85129333
They all had her face dumbo, even her dumb boyfriend was with her on those.

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>>85129449
But niggers love ass, not tits.

>>85129505
Prove it

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>>85129398
What's a better job? The guy that gets to rub sun tan lotion on the models or a professional nipple tweaker which is a real thing

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>>85129351
>>85129386
>>85129480

>>85129507
even alaska?

>>85129505
He was talking about Hendricks you dumb fuck

>>85129536
yes, the white niggers aka americans live there

>>85129532
you have the one that compares women bodytypes to animals?

>>85129532
>those jpeg artifacts
How many times has this shit been reposted? Jesus christ.

>>85129449
The white man has always preferred thicc. Until the homosexual and you-know-who run 'fashion industry' came to town. Thick women will give you warrior-caste alpha sons, strong and healthy. Petite women will give you little twink sons, that can't even bench 200lbs.

So keep thinking that thick women are for non-whites, you're falling right into their bullshit. They want your son to be a 130lb twig.

>>85129554
Ah, sorry
Who even wants to see those disgusting pale bags in natura.

Faggot

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>>85129523
The person who brushes the sand off Barbara Palvin's ass

>>85129557
>the white niggers
Russians?

>>85129583
explain flappers

>>85129595
Is that amy schumer

>>85129587
>Who even wants to see those disgusting pale bags in natura.
Straight men.

>>85129567
No, sorry, but I'd like to see that as well

>>85129571
>REEEEEEE I need my bait pics as a png and never reposted!!!!!!!

>>85129532
so if you're just a lil below 8 inches you have an average penis but if you are a lil above 8 inches you're a thundercock?

>>85129657
You okay there, pal?

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>>85129632
No

>>85129638
You mean closeted gay man who have heard somewhere that straight man like big breasts and so they pretend to do too

>>85129712
You heard it here folks, if you're a man who likes large breasts you're actually a homosexual.

Classic /tv/.

>>85129464
Same. Literally 8 years since I've had a girlfriend or even a one night stand. Been with about 15 prostitutes in that time but it's just not the same.

>>85129595
Wow, I didn't even know you could get the Siemens KG39EAI40 in that color!

>>85129661
Those are the rules, I didn't make them. It's like boxing, there must be a defined point between light and feather weight

>>85129712
holy projecting, batman.

>>85129738
It's butthurt chestlet roasties mad that having a big rack instantly makes any woman an 7/10, minimum. And probably guys with flat gfs.

>>85129738
That is true tho in case of Hendricks fans

>>85129746
Yea I had a one night thing with a few different girls but it's intimacy I miss.

>>85129791
Yeah yeah, whatever you say.

>>85129788
Ugh, look at this virgin everybody

>>85128626
VISIBLE FROM THE BACK!

God I love her.

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>>85129821
She loves you too anon

>>85129821
That sideboob on either side is literally the hottest thing I've ever seen.

>>85129855
I think you call that backboob.

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Remember to send emails to Macy and request a sequel with Emily Kinney and Hayley Atwell

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>>85129532
>has a penis size between 1 inch to just below 8 inches

AKA 99.9% of the world

>>85129817
>writing 'Ugh'
>using 'virgin' as an insult

You're either a female or you communicate like one. I'm married with kids, anon. I'm just stating the obvious. The vast majority of guys like big tits.

>>85129909
>99.9% of the world
women have penises?

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>>85129900
There should be a Brit version with Hayley and Keely Hazell or perhaps Helen Flanagan

>>85129909
Keep believing that, dicklet.

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>>85129909

>>85129925
>implying women can't have a feminine penis

cis shitlord

>>85129900
What is this from? I love seeing chestlets put in their place.

>>85129922
Who are you kidding manbaby virgin?

>>85129844
SHE SMILED AT ME!
AT ME!!!

This is almost as amazing as that time she printed my face on the DVD of Season 1 of True Detective.

>>85128761
>tries to make joke about Kate looking like a fridge
>posts a man who actually looks like a fridge with a body nothing like Kate's

Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>85129957
At what size does a "feminine" penis stop to be feminine?

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>>85129947
>kazakhstan penis so big it can't be properly measured

VERY NICE

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>he'll never be your bro-in-law

Why live?

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>>85129928
>Helen Flanagan

Hey she's pretty hot let's google her-

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85129900
got the one where they kiss?

>tfw no autistic gf with giant boobs and soul stealing eyes

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>>85130021
Sorry if I ruined your week or anything anon

>>85127033
What asskino? I haven't seen any bloody asskino

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>>85129900
christ

>>85129973
It's from the show Conviction; the subtitles were added in a collaborative effort by /tv/ in a live thread

>>85129947
>19cms penis here

It would be nice if I wasn't an anti-social reclusive guy too

>>85129070
>>85129199
You exposed yourself.

Calling Kate Upton below average is one of the dumbest things I've read, but since attractiveness per average is subjective to the viewer, why not post some of your ex girlfriends? Oh, there are none. Your virgin comment betrays your obsession with sex, and because it was the first thing to come to your mind, you probably are one.

I love kids like you. Total keyboard warriors but if I walked up to you and asked if Kate Upton or Daddario was attractive you would probably meekly reply from under your headphones and scurry away like the half-man you are. Bleach, its whats your dinner.

does kate upton have the worst hips in the world?

>>85128906
This image will never not give me a stiffy

>that fucking waistbelt

>>85130094
No, you do.

>>85129947
>metric system

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>>85130094
I dunno mine are pretty bad

>>85130083
Autism the post

>>85130117
As opposed to?

>>85129532
Imagine making this image

>>85130094
Yes, for a model

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>>85129973
Sadly there wasn't too much interaction between them in the show

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>>85127033
>he's a titkino guy

>>85130308
t. jamal jaquan washington

>>85129532
what if I like girls that are thick and tall

what am I then

>>85130021
What a waste.

This would have been jerk-off kino for 12 year old me. Now all twelve year olds have phones with pornhub so they won't care about this.

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>>85128504
>>85128611
y-you too~

>>85126952

Does she show them again or not? I don't have time for this teasing shit

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>>85129900
>he's not a titkino guy
i pity those who don't follow the tiddy

>>85130888
mother of god.

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>>85130888
Her name is literally mud?

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>>85127218
>>85128906
>>85129004
>tfw I can't tell if it's shooped or not
god dammit henDDricks, god dammit

>>85130939
>UPton
>saggy as fuck tits
pottery

Reminder that Cate Blanchett will forever be the best mommy in the world

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>>85126952
no

this is

>>85129532
I like them all

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>>85131050
How can it be the greatest film of 2017 when it came out four years ago?

>>85130021
what a waste

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>>85130790

Patrician

>>85127112
honestly she's prettier than Daddario too

>>85131267
>fake tits

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>>85131314
Her smile is much less scary, at least

>>85129900
Hnnnnng Hayley Atwell is a literal goddess

>>85131334
Those eyes are fucking creepy. I expected her jaw to expand wide open and lunge forward at me.

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>>85131373

>>85131050
DELET THIS

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>>85131420
Yes poor Alex, god bless her, is a tad unsettling sometimes

>>85129532
>those reasons
>the chad and dicklet are actually interchangeable
>the thundercock and numale are actually interchangeable

whoever made that didn't think much

>>85127033
>titcow wars

That's my kind of kino

>>85131420
She would be great as the possessed girl if they ever make a new exorcist movie.

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>>85131412
I hope for that

>>85129532
[MAXIMUM TIPPING]

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>>85127281
>ywn be kate upton's boob adjuster

>>85129947
What about Niger?

>>85130888
Jesus...

>born in 1998

Jesus fucking christ...

>>85130021
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>85131568
>I keep getting older but they stay the same age
based alright alright alright

>>85129464
Try 29 you fucking normieshit

>>85130021
is this guy her provider after a lifetime of riding dicks

>>85129254
There are some women I see or hear that give me the sudden impulse to go down on them. This is one of those women.

Does she show them in the movie or not?

>>85131568
Welcome to 4chan

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why so serious?

>>85129532
Gr8 b8 m8

>>85129507
There's a scientific explanation for that, but it would give a hard on to /pol/ fags.

Either way, this thread is shit because a way to judge a woman's tits is how they look without support.

>>85131764
>There's a scientific explanation for that,
give it to me

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>>85131670
Hear? How does that work?

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>>85131740
giv munster gf

>>85126985
More like
DUMB JERK

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>>85131806
Boom?

>>85131775
Asses are sexual characteristic for apes because they are on all fours, meaning the ass is at eye level for them. It's also why they swell when they are in heat, ertile or in cases like baboons are red, as a means to attract a mate.

When we learned to stand erect, breasts took over that roll because asses were no longer at eye level. So ass lovers are just hold overs from monkey instincts.

>>85129532
>t. Tumblr legbeard

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>>85131711
>welcome

>>85129947
>18cm
>still virgin
oh well

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>>85131904
Isn't science great

>>85131903
Before you think this is a cockblock, her nipples are never exposed in the full video.

>>85131904
Evolutionary psychology was developed as a trap for pseudointellectuals, so others could easily identify them.

>>85131904
what's wrong with those countries in the balkans and iceland then?

>>85131904
Aaaand /pol/ ruins another thread, what a surprise.

>>85128852
It's Titcow Expanded Universe, nigger.

>>85131997
>1 post kills a thread
kill yourself you retarded nigger

>>85131980
Muslims/gypsies and inbreeding respectively.

>>85127112
She's incredibly annoying and she looks like she never works out.

>>85127218
I want to punch her in the face

>>85127376
Or anywhere. On /s/, boob envy threads are 99.9% just girls with different boob sizes and maybe one or two pictures where a bitch is actually envious of another bitch.

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>>85132033
>she never works out
I trolled /fit/ with this once

>>85127033
damn she is white

>>85132023
muslims aren't a race, it's a religion, doesn't explain it, and on iceland i'm pretty sure they care a lot about specifically not inbreeding and have for a long time

>>85132033
This

>>85126952
>>85127033
>>85127190
>>85128626
>>85128769
>>85129316
>>85129698
>>85129844
>>85129844
>>85130136
>>85131139
>>85131139
>>85131334
>>85131455
>>85131519
Bath webm where?

>>85131904

humans have extremely large heads so women need to have wide hips so the mother and the baby can survive the childbirth. Boob size isn't nearly as important as having wide hips. Nice try boobfag

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>>85132091
>Bath webm where?
Based Judy

>>85132083
They have a service that lets you look at family histories before you start fucking someone just to make sure you aren't related.

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Here's a Kate bath webm to keep things even

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>>85132111
Her neck is so delicious

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>>85132111

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>>85132111
What is she doing?

>>85129286
t. chuck

Formerly Sneed

>>85132137
Ugh, yuck

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>>85132059

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>>85127218
>ywn offer up your soul to alex so she can grow bigger and take on her enemies
why even have a soul?

>>85132196
Exactly, pics like that are hot as hell.

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found the pic. thicc fags btfo

This is some top notch shilling

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>>85132206
>UNA CHICA DIEZ
What did he mean by this?

>>85132196
The latina titcow is the only reason to watch Modern Family.

>>85132161
washing her tits. it takes hours

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>>85132241
>>85132196

>>85129947
>self-reported

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>>85132264

>>85126952
I'd love to lay her over my lap if you knoe what I mean

>>85129947
This doesn't make any sense. The US is composed entirely of immigrants from countries in the yellow or green ranges.

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>>85132264
>>85132291
>tfw the only pornstar who looks like her has disgusting fake tits

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>>85132291

kate upton has the most disappointing lower body

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>>85127218
A contender emerges!

>>85131412
they look like demon eyes.
this is kinda my fetish so I wouldn't mind the whole jaw expanding and lunging at me and all.

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>>85132111
>>85132149
i wonder what demen blood taste like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>85132365
you should see the lower body on the girl in the webm below your post

>>85132397
hideous desu

>>85132397
They're kinda disappointing when she takes her top off.

>>85131519
radioactive eyes 01.webm pls?
and any subsequent.

>>85132229
w2c cervine gf

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>>85132402
I need to know

>>85132229
post more cervine grills pls

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>>85132431
I just have the two. It's her from that imagine dragons video

>>85132444
Patrician taste, but that's not why we're here.

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>tfw no titcow gf

>>85132137
>tfw no R rated movie with Upton as the angel/warrior of light and Daddario as the succubus trying to corrupt her/everyone else.

>>85132397
>not posting her snapchat jiggles

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>>85132552
I would fund this

>>85132229
any high res of equine one?

How would you rate Daddarios feet?

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>>85132444
'sall good

>>85129947
seems legit

>>85132543
both anri and hitomi have weird alien faces.

>>85132619
was it autism?

>>85128626
Alex tends to date men a lot younger than her

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>>85132773
Yes
>tfw I'll never be her hugbox

>>85127001
Hi nigger

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>>85132264

>>85129114
>Daddario's boobs aren't great

What is actually wrong with you

>>85126952
yup

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>>85128432

>>85126952
Best film since baywatch

>people actually think Kate Upton is attractive

kek

The ONLY good thing she has is her tits, that's it. Her face is a mustachio'd chipmunk and she has a fridge for a body.

Of course, every simpleton lets the tits overshadow the entirety.

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>>85132552
>hey kid wanna /ss/?
and then angel upton will bust (heh) through the wall and they start fighting and eventually scissoring

>>85132837
wtf is this reel

pls post her feets

>>85132264
Damn, The whole stadium shaking when she walks

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>>85132837
Neat. Good work.

>>85132923

>>85129286
Why is she so smug?

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>>85132919
Oh yes

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>>85133001
>>85132923
dang, wrong one

>>85133001
>tfw you're not that cat

>>85132397
>Discount Tessa Fowler

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>tfw you're not woody harrelson

>>85133034
HNNNNNNGG

>>85133023
>that look
>that fade to black
and anon was never seen again

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>>85127112

>>85127033
>we are now entering the glorious age of boobkino
Did you miss out on the 70's, 80's and 90's?

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>>85132919
no its pretend

>>85133023
Why did she have to smile and ruin it?

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>>85133442
Because she is the devil

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>>85132438
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

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>>85133442
>ruin? or made better?

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>>85133355
>that mole

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>>85133442
>>85133519
this

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>>85132773
>>85132793

>>85133539
the moustache didn't bother you at all?

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How the hell did this thread live to bump limit?

>>85133547
>posting the photoshopped version

>>85130021
Blaaaahahahhaahahhaaaaa!

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>>85133618
It makes me all tingly

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what if they team up in the end so they can both have him but it turns out he was an assman and wasn't really interested in them at all? and they instead find solace in each other's arms (and breasts)? and then as an act of revenge they bully the girl he chose

What happens when you make eye contact with her by mistake?

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>>85133681
Thank you William Macy

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>>85133681
A true auteur

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Can we spend a minute to say thanks to William Macy ?

>tfw you'll never be a retired successful actor who can just hire two of the most famous titcow in hollywood and watch them bounce for two months, and then show the best shots to america

the man is truly living the dream

>>85133713
Find a priest. And don't fall asleep.

>>85133355
>>85133355

WHY

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>>85133617
masturbation?

>>85131904
And what if I like both?

Can science explain this please?

>>85134029
it means you're gay.

>>85133995
damn hot desu

>>85133995
are they actresses?

>>85133995
this is my fetish

>>85133995
chestlet bullying best bullying

>>85134149
I like the chestlet comforting that comes later