So, what the hell did i just watch?

>>85123101
Mommykino

Matt Smith ruined this movie.

Obviously the director alwasy wanted to fuck his mother so he created this shitty movie.

post webm

the perfect age to fuck your mother when you're 16 and she's in her early 30's, it gets progressively grosser from there. i think womb hit the sweet spot in that respect.

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>>85123101
Hollywood still trying to convince you this guy is attractive
>>85123143
This. It ruined my immersion and boner.

>>85123101
socially acceptable pedophilia

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>>85123787
but he's so handsome

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>>85124051
>>85123787
>>85123143
Try this guy who was with her in penny dreadful and my dick would have been diamonds.

Eva Green wrapping up her career with the last few leading roles

>>85123101
The purest form of love

Emma Green's last movie as sex goddess before the mundane and irrelevant roles

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>>85124163
why did he fuck his mom and cum inside her?

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>>85124115
lmao he looks like Eva Green

Why does Eva Green love incest so much?

>>85124884
She's Jewish

>>85124989
Are women really that weak?

>>85124999
(((them)))
literally white genocide

>>85124934
excellent webm

>>85124906

Jesus Christ, what mother goes "oh ya totally, you can take my 7 year old son and put him naked in a bath with a naked Eva green who clearly has issues in real life.

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>>85124999
>tfw no jewish mommy gf

>>85125046
A mother who understands who lucky is his boy

>>85125046
Take that back! Eva Green is a lovely young woman, and I don't like what you're insinuating.

>>85125046

A mom who wants the best for her son.

>>85125047

What the actual fuck

We've hit peak degeneracy

>>85125046

Mom love to pimp out their sons and talk about how big their cocks are for their age. It's some real shit that most people ignore.

I know, my mom used to prostitute me for her friends when i was a teen.

>>85125066
bombaclot

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>see thread
>"oh, it's Eva Green kino"
>go to wiki
>mf after reading the synopsis

>This is no mine... it's a womb.

>>85125184
tu viea

>>85125164
elaborate

>>85125187
we need a remake of this but with BHD

Eva Green is so amazing! I watched all of Penny Dreadful just for her, and well the show didn't really go anywhere, but I don't care, I just like to watch Eva Green. She's my queen, Eva Green, you know what I mean?

>>85125277
this

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>>85125164
go on

>>85125285
I watched The Dreamers and it made me hate French people wtf disgusting fucking smelly ass people.

>>85124407
feels bad man

>>85123787
Why is he so ugly?

>>85125450
britbong

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>What's this movie about
>That plot
At least the right actress was playing the female lead

>>85125076
fug i missed this scene.. anymore like this?

>>85124407
I can't believe she probably left Vita & Virgina to be in Dumbo.

>>85125275

>15 or maybe 16
>just been dumped by my first pseudo-girlfriend and feeling depressed
>mom trying to lift my spirits saying i'm too cute and young to feel bad about it and that i'd find someone else soon enough
>dad joking (or maybe not) that he'd take me to a professional to make me forget about the girl
>eventually mom came to me and told me to help her friend and dropping things like how good looking she was for her age and how older women are way nicer/mature
>went to the house and was pretty much raped by my friend's mom
>came back home and it was obvious mom knew
>mom was happy about it and talked as if that had magically made everything better
>mom kept finding excuses to make me go there to fuck her friend
>mom's friends started to show up in the house more often
>mom always forcing me to interact with them and showing me off to them
>mom's friends always coming on strong to me
>my bedroom literally became a fuck room, with her friends coming to fuck me there and my mom covering for them
>sometimes i'd meet some elsewhere, but it was mostly in my house, my room
>finally got a real girlfriend
>mom obviously doesn't like it and always make arguments to make me break up with the girl
>awkward situation with her friends coming to our house obviously wanting to fuck me and i having to dodge them
>started to spend more time outside the house
>mom now fucking hates me

I don't know if she gained any money with me, but i wouldn't doubt it. She really liked what she had set in motion.

>>85125684
>mom came to me and told me to help her friend and dropping things like how good looking she was for her age and how older women are way nicer/mature
>mom kept finding excuses to make me go there to fuck her friend

your mother is truly a good mother. Certainly better than my mother. I guess not all mothers love their children to the fullest. Yours does however, you're a lucky guy.


>mom obviously doesn't like it and always make arguments to make me break up with the girl

>I don't know if she gained any money with me, but i wouldn't doubt it

doubt it. She did it because women also need sex but have the added weight of guilt to carry. You breaking that deal obviously ruined their fantasy, but it's not like she cna do anything about it. You must be a good looking guy. You were living the dream man!!!! THE FUCK? But whatever, you lived it and you 're still good.

>>85124906
>I clicked it expecting its Eva's butt...

>>85125027
You mean they create Jewish women as sex symbols so that white men's desire cannot function normally?

>>85125187
Now you are truly /one of us/

>>85125800

I had to fuck a lot a fugly older woman, dude. Not all of them were had a nice body or a nice face. It wasn't all nice.

I initially thought my mom was just being manipulated by her friends, since you had a bunch of women ganging up on a single one, and since mom was feeling popular and liked, she kinda had to give in to their demands. I was mainly the reason they came to our house. But with time and all the fights i had with her over this shit i have some doubts if there was money involved. She was really pissed off about me not entertaining her friends anymore and now following her every demands.

>>85125684
>>85125800
Seek help. For different reasons.

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>>85125684

>>85124906
MODS
MOODDSSSSS

>>85125800

>your mother is truly a good mother.

You are thirsty as shit if you think that is "truly a good mother".

>finally got a real girlfriend
>mom obviously doesn't like it and always make arguments to make me break up with the girl

She sounds certifiable. She was basically pimping her son out to her friends. Shit, I wouldn't be at all surprised if some kind of indirect kickbacks were slid her way for it.

If she organized to get him laid to get over that first girl then yeah she is pretty chill but if she starts to ruin his life when he's actually trying to move on and get another relationship with a girl his age like a normal boy then she is a total wacko.

>>85126102

Eh, i already do therapy. There are things that simple can't be fixed, though. I get Vietnam flashbacks every time i see a mother showboating their son to other women. Shit gets my blood boiling. Women do that a lot. They use their sons as a way to grow in their little groups. Oh, my son is this, my son do that. God, i hate that shit. That's why they breast-feed in public, you know? Show so they can show off.

>>85125164
Nice.

>>85126013

>But with time and all the fights i had with her over this shit i have some doubts if there was money involved.

No offense but it kind of sounds like there might've been.

>>85125684
>getting pimped by your mother

I don't now how to name this

>>85126013
>fugly older woman

beauty and sexiness is subjective. Thicc women are not fugly. And you obviously found something attractive if you could get it up and satisfy yourself.

>>85126102
prudish much?

>>85126219
>if she starts to ruin his life

all the anon said was that she didn't like it. But can she do anything about it? No.


About the money issue; the anon knows better, I just assumed those women had a verbal arrangement, a deal, a little secret, nothing harmful.

>>85126340

It's pretty common, actually. Moreso with daughters, of course.

>>85126365

t. legit psycho cunt

>>85126438
I thought I was thirsty as shit

>>85126365

What country are you from? Should be also interesting to know if 15-16yo was legal age there

>>85125164
>it's some real shit
for you

>>85125046
Who says it was a mum that gave the go a head for this? Maby it was a dad. If so, father of the year!

>>85125164
An old female friend from high school had a kid a few years ago. He's like 2 or 3 now. Anyway me and another friend were at her house a few months ago and the kid comes running out naked.
Friend looks at him and goes
"Ok this might sound weird and a little creepy, but little dude looks like he has a big dick"
His mother then started going on about how big it was and how it'll be huge when he's old and pretty much talked about the size of her sons cock for a good 5 minutes.

>>85126461

You are, but you're also a fuckin psycho to boot.

Whatta combo.

>>85126507
>ad hominems

lel, stay mad

>>85126497
so what? that just shows that the mother is comfortable talking about it.

>>85126616

You're a ruseman, aren't you?

Showed your hand with that post.

>>85126365

If it hadn't been for my girlfriend at the time i would be literally fucked. She opened my eyes to just how manipulative and abusive my mother was, gave me a safe-haven with her family, and helped me grow as a person at the time. You have no idea how it was. The huge pressure at the house with her friends constantly camping and the tension whenever passed them. The constant accusations, guilt-trips and paranoia from my mom. The drama she would make with my girlfriend's family.

>>85126497

The fucked up thing is that you don't see them doing that shit with their daughters. Most of the time they don't care about their daughters. Now their sons? Holy fuck, they can spend a whole afternoon talking about their cocks, their beauty, who they're fucking, etc. Nobody says anything about that. Other women treat it as if it is cute or something.

>>85126872
good hentai you have there 7/10 for be original

>>85124862
Dorian was such a waste in Penny Dreadful.

>>85126872
how attractive were these women exactly?

>>85125164
>I know, my mom used to prostitute me for her friends when i was a teen.
I think you might be projecting. A lot

>>85126941

I'm not bullshitting. I know uttering that place name here is reason for beheading, but there's a huge as fuck subreddit about toxic mothers and there you find shit waaay crazier than what i went through.

>>85126979

There were 2 with cute faces. The rest were all various degree of ugly.

>>85125046
Someone who doesn't want their kid to turn out gay.

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>>85123101
>A woman's consuming love forces her to bear the clone of her dead beloved. From his infancy to manhood, she faces the unavoidable complexities of her controversial decision.

>>85123143
What are you talking about? He was great in it. I love how he made his personality so different from the real guy when he was a clone.

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>>85125277

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>>85125164
Nice

>>85127900
But we barely got to know him before he was clone and he was terrible during the salt scene.

>>85128102
Well yeah that's true. But for those few minutes where we see the original he acts like he's more childish and fun. Then the clone is more serious and speaks different. Like it was enough to tell they were different people even if they have the same DNA.
I don't remember the salt scene, what was it about?

>>85128161
His clone version was childish too with how he acted with Hanna Murrary's character all the time.
Also shitty gif related is the salt scene.

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>>85128473
forgot gif

>>85125046
>with a naked Eva green who clearly has issues in real life
take that back

>>85125684
very nice story, shame it ain't real

>>85128498
Oh yah that's pretty awkward. I forgot what was going on in that scene though. I don't remember much about his scenes with his gf.

>>85128620
I think that scene was after he found it he was a clone but the way he played it was unintentional goofy.
I haven't seen him anything else but he was just plain terrible here for me.

>>85127075
>huge as fuck subreddit about toxic mothers

Link/name? You've got me curious, as this isn't something you hear a lot about. Fucked up dads, sure, everyone has a story about those, but moms are usually held up as sainted examples.

>>85125277
Who?

>>85125046
>Eva green
Barren for life.

>>85128804
Bryce Hallas Doward

>>85123101
>read synopsis
>"son" is a clone of someone she was in love with
>not her actual son
>I'm no longer interested

>>85128945
Well she does raise him as her son and I don't remember what they told the kid but as far as he is concerned they have a very mother-son relationship. But yeah, from her perspective she's basically raising her lover, not her "son". When I watched it I as more interested in the ethics of cloning rather than incest, the incest part was just a nice bonus ;)

>>85124862
That's why it works.

>>85130058
lol
But he's not supposed to be her biological son

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>>85123111
This is mommykino.