Dunkirk

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>nolan
>good movies
pick 1 and 1 only

It's odd, though.
Remember the critics are the ones telling us that a 50% black Paris in the 1700s is 'soooo progressive and diverse' in the first place.
Then again, the only negative review for it is nu male tier:
>no wymyn no quips :c

>>85122368
i pick nolangoodmovies

>no women

like your sex life u faggot

so what kind of mysterious plot device is he using in this flick?

>>85122401
http://forums.compuserve.com/discussions/Entertainment_Forum/Harvey_Kartens_Reviews/Review_Dunkirk/ws-tv/865.1?scrollTo=os_message_1&redirCnt=1&nav=messages
>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

>hasn't seen it yet
>already sucking its dick
Wanna know how I know you're from /v/?

haven't seen it, does the movie explain that hitler gave up dunkirk as a peace offering?

hamplanet spotted >>85122470

>>85122477
everyone dies in the end, except for harry styles

>>85122516
>hasn't seen a movie
>already hates it passionately
This is the usual true face of /tv/

>>85122542
neat, so why isn't harry dying as well?

>>85122202
how racist

>>85122368
The Prestige.

>>85122590
shit

>>85122546
>>already hates it passionately
No I don't. You're being being purposefully retarded.
>best film of the decade
How can you unironically say this when you haven't actually seen it? Are you really that impressionable?

>>85122611
>hasn't seen the film
>already praises it as the best film of the decade

>>85122202
there is a black person though go rewatch the 5 min take

>>85122368
>>>/reddit/

you have to go back you nu-male capeshit loving twat

>>85122629
I'm glad you agree it's a retarded thing to do

who dun hier

Why are the capeshitters getting so buttmad at the good reviews?

why don't you go back to /co/? No one wants you permavirgin neckbeards on this board

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>>85122657
I love when Nolan plebs get all insecure and throw a shit fit kek

>tfw I thought it would be shit since its not rated R
feels good to be proven wrong

>>85122686
Why are you getting so buttmad at a normal level of skepticism? The last two films Nolan made were pretty awful despite positive reviews before release.
>muh capeshitters
Really?

>>85122368
I, too, remember when I was an underage contrarian retard with nothing of value to add to the human species. glad I moved past that stage. You may do so too someday anon

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>>85122202
It was a purer time when white men fought white men on white beaches for their white lands and white christian beliefs. Erm... why were they fighting again?

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Dunkino

>>85122691
>Nolan plebs

not even a nolan fan but I love how mad he makes the fat/tv/irgins on this board. The same people who unironically lap up game of reddit or marvel capeshit are the same people who irrationally try to fling shit at nolan movies

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>no black people and women
uhhhh excuse me? should we boycott this movie or what?

>>85122770

Germans have no culture and must plunder it from their neighbours.

>>85122731
> positive reviews
> 71% on RT
hmmm

>>85122821
already bought tickets to see this at IMAX on opening night and the following night. can't fuck wait for it

>>85122749
maybe you can learn how to watch movies for yours.

>>85122812
Those get shitted on too you retarded redditor

>>85122202

There were ~100k frogs at Dunkirk, there would have been pretty significant numbers of black and African colonial troops.

>>85122202
>no women
>no black people
no oscar

how

>>85122960
then why is the catalog filled with capeshit and generals for garbage young adult shows?

On one hand I think that Nolan is a terrible irredeemable hack.
On the other hand this movie seems to be playing to his strenghts or at least limiting his weaknesses
>limited dialogue
>somewhat short
>just monumental sequences
>Bane

It might actually work but it foesn't change a fact that Nolan is ok at best.

>>85122812
I don't watch either of those things but keep up the cognitive dissonance as long as you like

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>>85123043
wanna bet

inb4 Tom Hardy's plane loses both wings and falls straight down

>>85123153
>Bryan David Landry - Gurl, she shut him down hard!!!
he's being ironic and mocking them right?

>>85122202
Man, the SJW's have really got to you if that's all you care about in a movie.

>>85123274
Yeah It's not winning best picture
screencap this post if you want

>>85122508
>compuserve
This shit is still around?

>>85122472
>2017
>being straight
Ugggh...I cannot even, and it's badass

probably the only film I will see at the cinema this year

tyb nolan

>>85122202
>best film of the decade
it was pure garbage and boring as fuck. No one cares about history channel movies.

Nolan movies were always good only because of supernatural things plot in them.

>>85123389
The SJW prize these days is Best Picture...
now Best Director is still very much on the table for a non-SJW pandering film *knocks on wood*.

Don't forget the apolitical La La Land won 6 including director and actress, while the gay nigger film won Best Pic.

>>85122472
Master banter here

>>85122657
>twat
>>>/r/eddit

>>85123624
>le supernatural things

holy shit looked like you clicked somewhere else apart from your containment general thread you chinless wonder

>>85123844
>Prestige
Supernatural teleporting shit are responsible for magic tricks
>Inception
Supernatural ability to create dreams
>Batman Trilogy
Supernatural comic book heroes
>Interstellar
Supernatural space traveling through black hole
>Dunkirk
War, war, soldiers shooting planes, soldiers dying, soldiers trying to play dramatic, this is so realistic, oh it's so... boring. This thing is gonna flop as hell.

>>85122657
you realise Nolan is the reason behind all the edgy capeshit we get now?

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Lads I forgot to buy the movie tickets last week, most of the seats are taken. What should I pick now?

>>85124158
Is this someones living room? What kind of third world country are you living in if this is the size of your local cinema?

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>>85122590
ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha......................................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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>>85122657
>y-you must be a capeshit fanboy since you hate nolan
says the growingly insecure capeshit fanboy for the 8th time today

>>85124205
I could go to a cheaper one and pay less so I can sit in a shitty seat, or pay a little more and be comfy in a reclining seat. You sir are in a third world country.

I dunno. Just not hyped for this. Looks like all the focus is gonna be on the crossing. Is there even any focus on the soldiers that stay behind to protect the escape? That's where the core of the drama is.

>>85122202
>Is Nolan trying to tell us something?
Yes, how to identify someone with shit taste and a person who you should yell "fuck off back to /pol/" at.

>>85124294
>choosing the quality of your seat over the quality and size of your screen/audio system

Yeah have fun watching it on a glorified home theatre system

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>>85124294
>have to pay to see the movie
>not watching it at home for free on 75" TV sitting on comfy as fuck couch with shit ton of great food and drinks
>thinking he's not living in 3rd world country because he can afford cinema
>buying food and drinks in cinema with staff piss in it
>thinking he's better than me

>>85124506
> buying food and drinks in cinema
what. why?

>>85124506
No one is making you buy the overpriced food and drinks, why do you even have to eat or drink while watching?
And if you really are that pathetic that you have to shove food and soda down your throat to be able to enjoy a film then I'm pretty sure you can just sneak whatever food from outside without anyone caring at all.

And I don't know about you, but I don't have a 2 ton IMAX analog projector along with the 98 feet high screen right at my home or a living room with perfect acoustic treatment and a sound system with multi-thousand watt amplifiers and speakers even behind the screen which has microscopic holes throughout for the sound to get through.

>>85124636
>And I don't know about you, but I don't have
How does it feel being poorfag?

>>85124711
hehe right, your Samsung 3D Smart TV that you got on sale surely is a superb way of experiencing film hehe

>>85124761
>hehe
>hehe

reddit pls go

>>85124030
>if a film isn't supernatural its boring
>war films are boring

This is what capeshit has done to the general audience....

>>85124761
>wanting to sit next to some smelly, farting jackass in the cinema
>not building your own cinema at home

You're not only poor, you're also plain stupid

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My body is ready.

>>85122368
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

BRITAIN WINS AGAIN

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>>85122202
>muh white pride

You're just another fucking SJW. KYS yourself.

>>85124891
>be Nolan
>make film with little dialogue and heavy tension
>decide to subtlety pay homage to Baneposting in Dunkirk
>meme magic works
>film gets rave reviews
>literally "the biggest since the silent era"

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>>85124955
>muh centrism

>>85122368
Whoa I wish I could fit in as you do, redditor

>>85124977
Literally all it gets to earn respect from /vp lurkers is making half assed homage attempt, it's fucking sad.

>>85124875
I don't live in degenerate america so there are no "smelly farting jackasses" that go to the cinema here.
And I avoid the opening week so most of the time there is no one next to me at all, smelly or not.

>>85124955
>Fedora tipping nigger apologist starts posting in the thread
>I>>85124977
t suddenly becomes a cringe thread

Hmm interesting

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>no women
>no black people

>>85124330
Another beta orbiter who has escaped his game of thrones containment thread

>>85124294
>he fell for the cinema meme
wrap it up lads its over

>>85122368
t. Abdul bin al muhammad

>>85123686
La La Land is just as political as Moonlight, it just doesn't hurt your feelings like the latter

>>85125188
What makes LLL political?

>>85125200
It isn't political. That's his point

>>85125356
But Oscar was political you can't argue that.

>>85125400
Yeah I'd agree there. Manchester by the Sea was robbed

>>85122472
>not trading up to a trap who can suck your dick like no woman on Earth
SAD!

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>>85125121
Fine lets play along

>best film of the decade
>About British people
>On a beach
Is this just a coincidence? Is Nolan trying to tell us something?

>best film of the decade
>Has a beach
>Has explosions
Is this just a coincidence? Is Nolan trying to tell us something?

>best film of the decade
>WW2 movie
>With Hans Zimmer on the score
Is this just a coincidence? Is Nolan trying to tell us something?

>best film of the decade
>Stars an unknown man as the main lead
>And one guy from One Direction
Is this just a coincidence? Is Nolan trying to tell us something?

>best film of the decade
>Set in France
>About English people
Is this just a coincidence? Is Nolan trying to tell us something?

Shall I go on?

>>85124330
Spotted the assblasted shitskin

>>85124030
The reason why nolan's trilogy is great is because he made batman human and stayed away from supernatural elements.
Yes it's a comic book movie, but he made it realistic, your argument makes no sense.

>>85125944
The redditors have made it their meme to hate on Nolan to fit in because of "lol big guy for you", "lol lets obstruct names so it says Masketta and Mymen lol". People that have been on /tv/ since the beginning can discuss Nolan's movies without being a fan boy or a hater. The infographic of "how to spot a redditor" discarding.

>>85126056
>being this new
/tv/ has always pointed out the flaws in Nolan's movies and writing because he's overrated by normies. You're a fucking idiot

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>>85124222

checked

>>85126097
Yes, you can point out flaws without being a fan/hater.
Hating on Nolan just because normies praise him is the same argument as thinking that Fight Club is a bad movie just because some overpraising autists think it's the meaning of life itself.

>>85126097
I was here when Inception came out. You have no idea what the discourse was. You are just here from two years back because you found Bane and meme magic funny after the Germanwings Flight 9525 crash.
You know nothing of /tv/ culture.

>>85126180
>/tv/ culture
kek

>>85122508

Stop giving this nu male clicks you faggot.

>>85122570
he's a vampire

>>85122368
fpbp
>/v/edditors still believing RT and praising a Nolan shitpile even before watching it

>>85122770

kraut autsim

krautism, if you will

>>85122770
The world was smaller then, thats why they fought. It would never happen today.

>>85124891
Ah yes! I was wondering what would be ready first, your spirit… or your body.

>>85125587
Yea please do, maybe you'll make a coherent poimt by mistake but id very much doubt it

>>85123024
they were holding back the germans and not waiting for evacuation on the beach

t. a guy from dunkirk

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>>85122657
>>85125033
>implying Reddit doesn't suck Nolan's dick

>>85127089
>implying /tv/ hates based Nolan

>>85123282
it would be extremely painful

>>85122686
>why don't you go back to /co/?
we don't want them there. Please have mercy.

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>>85122477
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>>85126233
Is this a get thread now? Witnessed

>>85123389
OF COURSE it's not going to win Best Picture. Only shit movies can win Best Picture.

>>85124977
wait what homage?

>>85128414
>wait what homage?

>hurr durr tom hardy hurr durr mask hurr durr plane crash

>>85124506
>he doesnt go to the paki store beforehand an buys a massive pack of nonbrand tofffe popcorn for £1
pleb

>>85127404
I knew it had to be good for something.

Also, observe my quadruple digits.

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What was he thinking /tv/ ?

>>85122202
It's a WW2 film. No need for feminists or blacks since it's communist propaganda already.