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The fresh prince of king's landing. 2017-07-18 05:24:53 Post No. 85116497
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>Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called King's Landing
>In Storm's End born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Stannis got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your brother and good-sister in the Red Keep'
>I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way
>He gave me a glare and then he gave me my ticket.
>I put my bard to play and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
>First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of King's Landing living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
>But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of King's Landing
>Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
>I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
>If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Red Keep'
>I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
>I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of King's Landing
The Barathanks rule westeros.
Philip is Robert
>Vivian is Cerseir
>Carlton is Joffrey
>Hilary is Myrcella
>Ashley is Tommen
>Will Smith is Renly
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>white "people"
This is white niggers and spic are fucking your women. You do stupid shit like this. You honestly sat here wasting your time typing this idiotic shit up and then had the gall to actually post it on here.
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