/got/ general

>>85116251
dude, sansa is so evil.
I hope jon pitty kills her

>>85116251
Sansa is best girl

Greatjon was the only good Umber

>Tommen jumps out of a tower
>Bran was pushed out of a tower

POTTERY

>>85116288
Someone make some verts

>>85116251
she wants to bang so bad

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>>85116266
you would be too if you had spent months being Ramsay's anal fucktoy. And how the fuck is Salsa not pregnant? he must have jizzed inside her a million times.

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''He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed…''

>>85116251
Why the fuck does everyone just abandon these generals during off season? Like, it's all g now with fast moving threads and people actually talking about the show but as soon as it's off the air it's like everyone fucking vanishes. It actually baffles me to no end

>>85116251
Jon's not wrong, but the tone of the scene suggest Sansa may ultimately be right.

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https://webmshare.com/play/R3qG7

How can you NOT want to fuck the living brains out of her

Why does everyone look uglier this season?

>>85116325
Euron will marry Cersei and take the throne in both book and show

>>85116221
nah warhammers existed, just not hammers with FUCKHUGE heads cuz that would be too heavy

they were basically just hammers on long poles, good for causing damage even through armor

Having not read the books, is it just another one of those bullshit things the show pulls out of it's ass or is there a good explanation as to how Arya is able to make a mask of her own?

Because maybe I'm wrong, but it just seems like one would need to know how to work some magic there, and I really don't think she knows any magic. At least I hadn't gotten that impression of her yet at all.

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>>85116333
Nah, just useless feminist immersion breaking bullshit.

Is Euron /ourguy/?

>>85116389
i hope theres an extended, rough hatefuck scene between cersei and euron

>>85116325
davos is a puss

>>85116251
Fucking Salsa needs to learn her place.
She questioned the King in the North's judgement in front of everyone.
He's literally died for everything he's earned to get where he is.
While she was just lying on her back getting pounded by a bunch of losers to get where she is.
Salsa is a disrespectful bitch and should be written off the show. I hope the Mountain gets a turn with her. Almost everyone else has.

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>>85116402
You're thinking of a polearm dude, not a warhammer. Buster swords don't exist either, despite broad swords existing.

>>85116420
Crows Eye Euron not this second rate imposter.

>>85116437
same

>>85116346
i think everyone cheered more when Salsa gave her option, also Lady Bear made a disapproving gesture when Jon mentioned his decision.

>>85116350
women age like milk

>>85116389
what if Euron is the valonqar in the prophecy that strangles her?

>>85116406
did you fuckin missed her training last season?

>>85116337
I don't vanish completely but don't come as often when the show isn't airing simply because I've watched all the episodes and read all the books and there just isn't as many topics of conversation as before, so I kinda get bored of the same memes and the circle-jerking about how bad DnD are.

Good first episode. Given how dispersed the cast is right now I'm expecting the show to drag for a bit. The guy who played Euron had a good scene in the throne room far better than when he was into introduced with that "I am the storm nonsense"

>>85116325
imagine euron eating you out with his face full of tentacles

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>>85116389
Yes this is true.

>>85116323
if anything that justifies Jon for killing her.
bitch is about to transform into ramsay 2.0

>>85116408
More like the camera that dies

>>85116408
Because the RR, the Chinese Civil War, the 6 days war never happened. Only mens have ever fought in war throughout all of history.

>>85116437
did cersei ever fucked with a non relative?

Has anyone noticed that Danny is basically becoming the embodiment of every bad person she's met: MMD, the thirteen, the masters

>>85116309
>bran and tomen are fucking irl

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>>85116406
She met the faceless men who could do that in season 2, she spent ages in the show developing the skills with which to do it and we saw her genuinely grow. The show really did earn it, it didn't just come out of nowhere.

It was still really fucking dumb though.

>>85116506
Robert. The kettlebacks

>>85116420
Yes

>>85116458
Show Euron is pretty good desu

>>85116478
>what if Euron is the valonqar in the prophecy that strangles her?
yes

>>85116486
slimy

>>85116506
She fucked one of the kettleblacks once, then blueballed him.

>>85116506
in the books she fucked at least one of the kingsguard

and when you think about it, cersei fucks everyone

>>85116457
what? just google it mate, warhammers were a thing

>>85116485
The "I am the Storm" was pretty good imo. The Kingsmoot was trash.

>>85116508
same goes for Salsa

>>85116496
this, she's cersei + ramsay + LF with her Machiavellian plots

>>85116501
You're arguing with someone who's REALLY clearly being tongue-in-cheek, how do you go through life with this level of autism? Tone can be hard online but jesus christ.

>>85116508
She'll end up like her father I have no doubt. Than well have a good half of a season of Jon trying to fuck the crazy out of her.

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Where did Euron get ten gorillion ships so quickly?

>>85116506
Cersei is a lying whore, she's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.

>>85116483
>the same memes and the circle-jerking about how bad DnD are.
That's because people like you leave anon!

>>85116408
Seems like you're just projecting your frustrations with the SJWs. Lady Mormont is the only rational female in the show but she's like 9 and is probably tired of nobody taking her big, fat hairy bear balls seriously.

>>85116584
Shes female. The crazy can never be fucked away cos she is female

>>85116538
and moonboy for all I know.

>>85116548
>one of the kettleblacks once
>one
>once
haha

>>85116478
>>85116534
No, I saw the training, I just never got the impression that she learned the magic qualities needed to make one of the masks herself. It just seemed to me like she learned more the assassin side of things and of course how to use a face, but not how to make one.

What happened to the Bolton Plothounds?

>>85116496
>feminist ramsay
now that's scary

>>85116582
People should stop saying dumb untrue shit

>>85116593
Bought them on ebay.

>>85116620
Isn't that what happened? I remember a scene where he bugs her for another one, but she says no, and he gets angry that she won't fuck him again.

>>85116554
Google it and see that it isn't a thing. Wikipedia's not a quality source mate.

>>85116593
Given the look of Gilly's baby I'd say a good amount of time has past so I guess they'd built them quick.

>>85116602
I-I'm sorry, didn't realize it was my fault. Won't happen again.

gib lady stone heart pls

>>85116593
What makes you think it was quick? The rules of time do not matter in this show at all

>>85116593
Invested in a pc and a graphic artist from pentos

>>85116659
he rapes her

>>85116643
paid the iron price

>>85116664
I'm willing to bet Charles Martel(The Hammer) didn't get his nickname just from Calvary charges

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Queen Cersei

>>85116682
He killed her
And murdered her children

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>sams poo poo adventures get more screen time than Isaac
What the fuck is d&d's problem

Reminder that Smelly Melly is the hottest character in the show

>>85116621
mask making is faceless men 101...

>>85116735
>not "he murdered her. He killed her children"
C'mon, anon. He says the line a dozen times.

>>85116740
No, that honour lays with shireen

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>>85116638
>Literally incapable of understanding the concept of irony.

>>85116728
the only true queen

>>85116251
Jon's system is pretty fucking great.
Kill the traitors, no prison or taking the black or any of that bullshit, and don't make their innocent family members suffer for crimes they didn't commit. How can Sansa even compete?

>>85116744
>it's a dumb faggot has no idea how to make whatever nonsense point he's trying to make so he just says random shit because he feels threatened and a vague desire to defend his point even though there is nothing to defend

It's time to stop posting, idiot.

>>85116740
Isn't Mel still hanging out at the Wall? If so I'm pretty hyped to see Mel bang Bran in front of Meera.

kingin the norf

>>85116815
She has ginger minge, even if its taken a ramsay battering

>>85116722
What are you even trying to claim here? Yes they had hammers for construction and understood how to use "hammer" in a figurative sense, that doesn't somehow mean that "war hammers" existed outside of shitty fantasy.

Also,
>wikipedia again

>>85116826
your autism is showing, you're leaking spaghetti all over the thread

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>>85116815
Exactly. Fuck Sansa "kill the innocent child for the sins of their father" Stark.

>>85116786
>jokes on them I was only pretending

>>85116833
do you think bran could warg into a giant, and then use that giant to fuck his own body?
haha just asking haha

>>85116728
Mercy 4 Cersei

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VICTARION FUCKING WHENNNN

>>85116833
What if she tittyfucks him

>>85116815
I'm kinda curious who they were planning to give the lands and castles too. In the books a Thenn was given Karhold but in the show just about every house has their own place to crash.

>>85116815
Sansa of all people should understand Jon's position. She's been continuously paying for his father's mistakes since he died.

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>>85116915
Never.

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DRAGONB OWL

>>85116833
His dick doesn't work.

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>>85116728
Queen Stannis

>>85116593
It took like 5 months in the 1600s to build a ship

>>85116877
Ask literally any of the few people you've managed to hold on to social contact with to reread the linked posts and ask them what's going on.

You have serious signs of the auts. Go get helped.

>>85116915
forget about new characters, all we have now is dany ruling the world with muh dragons

>>85116946
im pretty sure there is no dick on earth that wouldn't respond to those impossibly perfect for her age tits

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So Arya is able to see that not every Lannister man is bad, but she kills every single Frey.

I dont know how many Freys it takes to plan a stabbing but ok

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>>85116966
b-but Dany is supposed to be Vic's salt wife, it's not supposed to be like this AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>85116943
I don't understand please help

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what's his endgame?

>>85116593
Lots of rocks and bird shit, nothing else to do with it all, and a little ingenuity.

>>85117043
finding out where whores go

>>85117043
I'm just happy the little guy is getting work

>>85117068
hodor

>>85117043
Casting a very large shadow.

>>85116962
Mmmmm sounds like you just made an appeal to popularity fallacy anon. 1-nil

>>85116994
She killed the actual members of the Frey family. These guys are just soldiers.

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I want new characters, I like davos, the hound and podrick, and none of them are relevant by now

>>85116994
I think why she gathered all the freys together was because they were at the Red Wedding. As Walder she says "All the freys who matter" I'm sure they're are a couple still running around.

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>>85116992
Couldn't have said it better myself

if i were bran, i would spend my time warging and making random people fuck each other for no reason

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Realistically, how many men have Arya sucked off to make herself feel better about her, to be gentle; mediocre looks?

pic unrelated

>>85117245
37

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What are some decisions women will NEVER understand?

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What's his endgame?

>>85117245
>cute boy

Where's the bulge, senpai?

>>85117230
didnt varamyr six-skins warg into a bear and fuck a mormont

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will you scream like a tumblrette when you finally see it happen on the big screen?

i will ^_^

>>85116728
CERSEI CERSEI
THE MERCIFUL

>>85117330
Literally nobody thinks that incest is going to happen

>>85117330
Probably. I get shivers whenever I daydream about them meeting.

>>85117290
It's the bulge inside that counts kohai

>>85117330
I'm dead on the inside so probably not

>>85117330
>implying one of the main protagonists is going to fuck his aunt

Anon you seriously misjudge normies, they think that shit is gross and D&D aren't gonna risk alienating them

>>85116738
>one nipple

what did he mean by this

>>85116851
but they did bud, prove they didn't

>>85117330
the whore of the seven kingdoms

>>85117269

It's a stupid decision. Loyalty above all else is what matters to a ruler. Successful monarchs replace disloyal elites with loyal ones.

Who was there to witness the great /got/ buttblasting when Stannis burnt Shireen in Season 5

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>>85116966
>No Victarion
>No stannis
>No aegon
All I have left is davos and sandor, and I know D&D will cuck their shit...

>>85117392
aww don't get the polearm autist riled up

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>>85117014
>What could have been.

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>>85117407
>tfw been here since Season 2

kill me

>>85117397
She's going to stop the wheel...after everyone's had a go on it.

>>85117397
This. Hasn't Dany fucked more people than even Cersei?

>>85117401
thats not the northern way. you kingslanding scum

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>>85116323
>>85116496
Except in the show Ramsay only fucked her on their wedding night and left it alone after that. Yet the people watching the show will act like she went through som trauma.
>petyr stops the convoy to ask if she is still willing to merry ramsay
>she agrees
>show watchers think this is her finally taking responsibility and doing things
>instead she just cries acting like she was raped when she agreed to that the second she said she'd merry him
>show watcher and sansa for some reason now see Petyr as evil

>>85116930
Davos needs Northern lands, apparently

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>>85117414
And Bronn

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>>85117269
Jon existing in the first place

>>85117392
Prove they did.

>>85117459
Sansa said Ramsay raped her every night

>>85117330
Reminder that Danaerys' previous lovers were Khal Drogo and Daario. Both of which were tall alphas with no doubt giant dongs.

Meanwhile Jon is a manlet with a canonically small pecker. No one, at any point, could ever describe him as an alpha male. There is literally no reason Danaerys would ever be attracted to him, if they hook up it will be extremely forced.

She belongs with Jorah, who is alpha as fuck

>>85117414
Euron and Gendry, friend.

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>>85117401
not when you have a horde of Ice Demons on the way, woman!

>>85117330
They're going to ham it up so bad.

Dany dramatically touching the sand on Dragonstone x100000

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I miss her brehs ;_;

>>85117448
Darrio and Hizdhar zo Loraq and probably Strong Belwas for all I know

>>85117489
>"rape"
Yeah and Stannis told Sam about the dragonglass in season 5 but D&D forgot about that too so dialogue means nothing for this show anymore.

>>85117459
It's implied that the rape was common. I don't remember the exact dialogue, but I do remember Sansa going on about it with a hushed tone.

>>85117414
Hound will always be based...until he dies protecting Jon at Eastwatch in episode 6.

>>85117492
>canonically small pecker.

where does it say that

>>85117527
>implying you can rape your wife

>>85117489
>raped
>husband

kek

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>>85117468
Even Sir cuckmont is hiding in a fucking cell,
I can't take it anymore lads why have all the lads gone?

>>85117556
>I can't take it anymore lads why have all the lads gone?
Tends to happen in war.

>>85117535
his best bro calls him out on it

>everyone thinks youre some sort of god, i know god wouldnt have a pecker so small

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>>85117414
There's always Azor Ahai

>>85117550
Fuck off sexist faggot

>>85117330
I hope its vanilla sex without any music.

>>85117547
>implying anyone on 4chan is going to feel a ping from your edglording

back to your safespace, kido.

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>>85117585
>implying

>>85117193
This. If these guys were like Polliver and were all "EWW THA FUKK'R YEWW? WE GONNA RAPE U BLUDDEE XD" She would have killed them all. But these were the kinder, gentler Lannister soldiers. They were LITERALLY the "Alice In Chains: Jar of Flies" of Lannisters.

>le superJWs are le taking over with their le feminism le I hate women now


>All the main female characters are evil, or stupid

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>>85117596
>implying

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>>85117556
not men allowed, I'm rooting for Chad-Euron now

>>85117585
So he's going to kill Cersei in season 8 right?

>>85117500
>TFW you know D&D will try and ship Gendry with the gremlin
I want Gendry to come back but you know D&D will somehow ruin it.

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>>85117523
>oh yeah I totally JUST remembered Stannis told me about all the dragon glass at Dragonstone it took this map to remind me

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>>85117535
>"Esquiredecided they’d finally ask the cheeky question and got in touch with showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss to find out why they’d decided Snow would have so little below. The response was delightfully sassy, leaving nobody but Kit Harington to blame."
>“There has to be some downside to being Kit Harington, right?" the duo revealed in an email. "It seems only fair. He’s handsome, talented, smart, and so decent to the core that it’s impossible not to like him. Maddening. The one thing we can do is saddle his character with a tiny pecker.”

>>85116323
you can't get pregnant from anal sex

>>85117587
wouldnt me being a faggot be utter sexual liberation

kek

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I miss him bros

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>>85117608
>implying

>>85117630
Wow, how unbelievably retarded and petty

>>85117585
Honestly Jaime is getting lad-tier now,
Waiting for the day he cucks cersei.

>>85117625
>you know D&D will somehow ruin it.
He will only be legitimised if he gives up the Baratheon royal claim. Stannis/House Baratheon fans will by default have to support Danaerys.

>>85117414
I understand not using aegon and joncon since most of their storyline was pretty much boring for a TV show.
But Victarion? Like seriously its such a missing oportunity. Show watchers would have eaten it like cake.

>>85117668
>getting

what about the first episode when he made it his mission to fuck with every Stark he could find?

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>>85117645
>being this mad

relax, it's an image board.

>>85117582
thats just tormund giantsbanes locker room talk, and i bet he's probably so fucking huge that even a decent sized dick looks small compared to him

how long until he shows brienne his giantsbane?

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>>85117591
>calling it edgelord
>in a story where the bedding ceremony is common
>in life not realizing it's normal to fuck your wife
You cucks never learn do you?

>>85117629
Not even sure what you're implying here, the writers clearly completely forgot about the scene.

>>85117672
>Stannis/House Baratheon fans will by default have to support Danaerys.

lol

>>85117625
Nah, they'll make him way more important than the books if anything. He's a mere meme character.

Is there a way for aussies to watch this without foxtel?

>>85117702
>triggered over a white man having sex with his white wife
I didn't even need the image to know you were a liberal lunatic.

>>85117688
Probably would have happened if they had done the Greyjoy plot in Season 5 instead of shoehorning them in Season 6

>>85117654
deder than ned, probably shadowcat poopoo by now

>>85117737
move to a better country

Jon was clearly right, the Umbers & Karstarks control the most men if you try to install someone else who are you going to install that doesn't have a history with those houses? You're going to have disloyal banner men & interhouse tensions on who got the promotion, & why the fuck some pindick house is ruling over my village.

>>85117747
He'll pop up, mark my words

>>85117765
It's pretty much what Aegon did, tell them to bend the knee and move on

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>>85117743
>you were a liberal lunatic.
I'm a conservative. And you are a cuck.

>>85117756

Might as well.

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>>85117737
Just download it mate.

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>>85116251
Reminder that if you believe the fake spoilers, you're a moron. The same thing happened in every season previous.

>one episode gets leaked early
>low level trolls use that and the previews to create a fake list of season spoilers
>first episode comes out and "confirms" the spoilers
>OMG THESE ARE REAL HA HA DXD ARE HACKS

If you honestly think that Littlefinger is dying this season, you're dumb. There's no other way of saying it. You're dumb. You lack intelligence. You're not educated. You shouldn't be posting here.

>>85117797
I wonder what Danny's going to do, I'm not sure how she's supposed to stop the Dothraki from raping and pillagin the entire populace....

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OP here, Jon is winning by a landslide, 80-20, Salsa a shit.

>>85117819
The leaks have already been confirmed bullshit. The Arya/Frey thing was apparently supposed to happen in episode 2

>>85116855
>"kill the innocent child for the sins of their father"
It was just "strip them of their castles and throw them out into the coming winter," not "kill."

>>85117819
The main spoilers that have been passed around were even wrong. Things that were supposed to happen in the second ep, happened in the first. Also they are always kept general so that it's easy to guess.

>>85117831
she's the Khaleesi ;^)

The faceless assassin thing is by far the worst development in the show by far. We saw her being hit with a stick a bunch of times and then *poof* she's better than the main guy at the assassin academy and then just left without consequence even though that was forbidden. Now she gets to be magic killer for lazy writers trying to force in epic moments. I was afraid this would happen this season and then they use her before the opening credits even roll.

>>85117845
That episode by episode list image compiled all of the spoiler information and guessed as to which scene happened in which episode. All of those scenes are probably real. The leaked scripts were confirmed too

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>>85117492
>jorah
>alpha

lmao, jorah is the biggest beta in the show
>follows dany everywhere
>does her every bidding and saves her life multiple times
>loves her unconditionally
>gets rewarded by hearing chad please her every night

>>85117819
the leaks were from months ago

>>85117845
so? they film things and re-order them in editing, the important part is they're actually happening.

>>85117864
You should rewatch

>>85116251
The cunt admit Cersei taugh her a few things, while Olenna and Tywin said to the later face all her decisions based on muh feels lead to total disasters.

>>85116953
>It took like 5 months in the 1600s to build a ship
Didn't he have an entirely new fleet though? I get that the Iron Islanders are known for being sea based but there can't be that many shipwrights there

>>85117907
this, jorah is literally the definition of a cuck

>>85117915
Shit... should I? Did I miss a really important sentence somewhere?

>>85117940
There aren't even any trees on the Iron Islands.
They are devoid of basically all plant life.

>>85117895
>>85117909
Did you faggots miss the part where I said CONFIRMED. BULLSHIT?

>>85117940
The writers care very little about matters of time and distance

>>85117983
But they aren't. The spoiler list never claimed to know what scene happened in which episode. That was all guesswork. The content of the scenes themselves was what leaked, and that was all spot-on

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>>85117672
>Stannis/House Baratheon fans will by default have to support Danaerys.

>>85117864
>strip them of their castles and throw them out into the coming winter,
which would kill them. They are children and winter is coming.

>>85116251
>take away castles out of petty vengeance
>tfw they ally with the lannisters against you

Sansa is fucking stupid. Women think with emotion, not logic.

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>>85117999
*teleports behind you*

>>85118014
>That was all guesswork.
Exactly my point. They likely just made it up. It's already proven to be inconsistent.

>>85117330

Dany is going to act all superior and bitchy to Jon Snow and Jon will be a bitch about it though in reality he has done more to earn his spot than her. She was an entitled bitch since season 1 who has other others do most the hard lifting and just kneeling down to worship her. Jon has earned all the respect hes gotten by putting his own ass on the line and leading from the front.

>>85118014
>and that was all spot-on
if you are taking large general liberties with what happened.

It's easy to guess that kind of stuff. I've seen it all the time.

>>85116496
http://www.returnofkings.com/70425/research-suggests-that-a-womans-body-incorporates-dna-from-the-semen-of-her-casual-sex-partners

>>85117907
More alpha than Jon Cuck.

>>85117550
>arranged "marriage"
>husband
kek

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And the results of 7x01 is out.

The only episodes to receive a lower rating than 7x01 (Dragonstone) was 6x01 (The Red Woman) and 6x08 (No One).

>>85118042
Every scene was predicted. And those leaks happened before the trailers dropped, too.

>>85116953
>>85117940
>>85117974
>>85117999
What's even more fucked about this is that it wasn't even necessary. Why couldn't Yara and Theon just take half of an already existing massive fleet?

>>85118075
That's just fucking stupid, the episode wasn't even that bad. Bunch of reactionary faggots.

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>>85118043
based RoK reader

>>85117811

Found a stream inb4 feds come to my house and throw me into jail.

>>85118089
Prediction =/= confirmation. I can predict Trump will be assassinated.

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>>85118117
I'll pray for you mate.

>>85118031
You're pretty dense, aren't you? It was a list of scenes with a disclaimer about how the order of the scenes didn't leak and the compiler had just ordered them in the way which felt logical. From day one, nobody claimed to know what scene happened in which episode. All that leaked was the content of the scenes. All of the scenes from yesterday's episode were represented in the leak.

>>85118075
nice cropping faggot

>>85118075
Best opener we had since S4. People are retarded.

House /tv/

>we steal all our memes

>>85117095
Holy shit you really are autistic...

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Night King has to kill a main power character. He has yet to be seen physically involved yet.

It cannot be a side or small character. For impact, this one has to be big.

It won't be Jon, he has already fought an other on screen and he's already died once and nearly died again at the BoB. He won't be dying again, he's alive for the very end. Him dying to the Night King won't have near as much impact as someone else.

It won't be side-main characters like Tyrion or Jaime etc. It has to have major major impact to rattle the bones of the normies at home for a Ned Stark moment.

PREDICTION: Dany appears to BTFO of others with Drogon at the wall, it looks like everything is going well, bad guys don't stand a chance

....and then something happens. Drogon comes crashing to the ground.

Dany get's violently, but coldly deleted by the Night King right then and there. Drogon is set upon by a literal mountain of skeletons hacking at him, as everyone watches in horror

As the episode ends and it seems like it can't possibly escalate any further, Night King raises his arms as 2 black wings rise out of the pile of corpses.

>>85118105
The funny thing is, Westeros.org, a place full of book readers, usually have ratings within 1 point of /got/. This is the only episode where /got/ deviated 2 points from Westeros.org.

>>85118144
I never crop the charts. Rather I fill them in as episodes roll out.

>>85118163
Read the spoilers and stop copying shit from reddit to use as bait

>>85118163
Leaks already confirmed they will kill a dragon, and it isn't Drogon.

>>85118158
>People are retarded
You seem to be making a pretty good case for it.

>>85118143
>which felt logical
Brilliant methodology. I'm glad we all believed what this tard had to say.

>were represented in the leak
see
>>85118042

>>85118089
Stop trying to make yourself feel cool by pretending to know something normies don't. Nobody cares, really.

The leaks have made general large assumptions. There were numerous guesses (leaks) going on over at freefolk, and this one just guessed close enough (close, but not that close really).

>>85118023
That was the joke...

The other people in the room didn't seem as supportive of Jon's decision. Jon learned nothing from the last time he kept making decisions his people weren't for.
Those kids aren't even going to actually be running their estates themselves.

>>85118161
ceci n'est pas une argument

>>85118163
All main fan favorite characters are protected by magical plot armor now that the show is all about pandering to viewing parties.

>>85118163
Isn't the NK killing Rhaegal

>>85118075
>136 people gave the episode a 1/10

This is why polls on 4chan are just retarded

>>85118189
I have seen three different leaks and he kills a different character in each leak...

>>85118240
1, 7 and 10 are the only ratings that exist.

>>85116251
I don't know, bad rushed story line threw me off, Jon mentions dragonglass and not valyrian steel killing Whitewalkers, a few houses in the North own valaryian steel, you think he'd tell them it can take out the white walkers too.

>>85118240
What about the 70 people who thought this episode was 9 or 10?

>>85118043
fake news

>>85117880
Ouch, dnd gonna need a senzu for that burn

>>85117647
he's alive

>>85118163
>Dany get's violently, but coldly deleted by the Night King right then and there.
FUND IT.

>>85118262
Literally mentioned that valyrian steel is made with dragon glass ya dingus

>>85117401
you're a stupid decision

>>85118130
>Wights walking on the wall
>Dany takes dragonstone
>Bran crosses the Wall
>Sansa and Jon's political argument
>Arya poisons the Freys
>Foreshadowing of Euron killing the Sand Snakes

It's easy to come up with one or two of these things, sure. But all of the significant scenes from the episode leaked, and nothing happened which precluded the other leaked scenes from also coming true. The Sansa and Jon argument about how harshly to puncih rebel lords was a pretty specific prediction, too.

I'm not going to sit here and argue with you all night about how likely correctly predicting all of these things was. I'll just wait for you to be BTFO'd next week.

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will The Waifu ever return?

So because I’m still bitter about Stannis, I’m going to share a bit of the conversation I was lucky enough to have with Stephen Dillane after a performance of Faith Healer (exactly 1 year ago).

Going into this conversation we had decided not to mention GoT at all, just because we knew he hadn’t read the books and wouldn’t “get” all the strong feelings we had about Stannis. However, HE asked - what work of his had we seen that had brought us together as fans? (the answer was of course, GoT, so plan FAIL). We stared at each other awkwardly for a moment until my friend mumbled “the show that shall not be named” and he of course asked ????. We finally told him Game of Thrones and he smiled and nodded “Oh Game of Thrones”. I have no idea what he was thinking but he seemed amused.

It came out that we were book fans and not really fans of the way Stannis was portrayed on the show. He looked thoughtful and nodded but didn’t say anything. Then I blurted out, “Everyone thinks you did a great job playing Stannis even though you didn’t read the books.” (Did I mention it’s hard to think of intelligent things to say when you’re talking to Stephen Dillane?). He nodded, again looking very thoughtful, and said “Good.” He looked genuinely pleased.

Then we told him that we were all huge fans of The Tunnel. He really loved that I think - he’s really proud of that show and was way more excited talking about it than GoT (but to be fair, we didn’t ask him about GoT). He wanted to know if people in the U.S. were watching and I told him they had just put it on PBS but really late, probably because of the violence. He actually snarked, “Oh unlike Game of Thrones!” It was such a Stannis thing to say I nearly died Lol.

cont

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>>85118353
She's dead Jim...

>>85118192
The leak didn't include the order of the scenes you massive fucktard. All that leaked was their content. I can't actually believe you're this stupid, you have to be trolling

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>>85118366
>cont

>>85117550
Hey Mahmoud, how's the jihad going?

>>85118353
dedder than my nigga ned and my nigga stonesnake

>>85118366
The point is, I don’t think he’s bitter at all about having done GoT or about Stannis’ characterization. He smiled when the topic came up and never said anything bad about the show. He did seem pleased to have gotten Stannis “right”. I wish I’d had time to ask him more but we never got back to the topic of Stannis. But I think much has been made of that interview where he joked that he was doing it for the money and of course everyone works to make money so I don’t see why that statement was so controversial. He wasn’t that involved with GoT and he had much more to do on The Tunnel, which is why that project was probably more rewarding for him. That said, he will always be “actual Stannis” to me Lol.

>>85116323
Did playing a painal character turn her lesbo?

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>Euron's clothes
What the fuck were they thinking? They just outfitted half the cast in second hand x-men uniforms and told the rest to bring black clothes from home?

I can't believe I have to exist for another whole fucking week of this shit life until I get another day of GoT. Fuck me.

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>>85118353

>those thighs

reminder jon is the son of aerys

>>85118411
good for running at VERY high speed

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>>85118372
waifu noo...

>>85118262
No houses in the North actually own any (confirmed / speculated) Valyrian steel blades, except for Longclaw which is now in the hands of Jon.

There are only a handful that are known to exist in Westeros. There are also only about two known to exist in Essos but I'm willing to bet there are a bunch more there.
Either way, there are only a trivial amount of them.

>>85118347
All of those things are easy to predict but they haven't even happened yet so get rekt desu

>>85118406
Yeah shit was dumb, I mean he didn't even have his blue facial hair

>>85118386
>the leak
Firstly, there have been many, many 'leaks.'

Anyone can compile what they think is going to happen and call it a leak. They could be guessed right. Especially if you make vast general statements.

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>>85118423
It's a sad state of affairs...

>>85118406
He's meant to be a pirate you mong

>>85116457
You are out your mind dude. Hammers were very popular in the late middle ages when plate mail was mastered.

>>85118439
but the leak specifically even knew exactly what Dany would say at the very end of the episode

>>85118262
You're thinking like a book fag, there's only half a dozen VSteel blades in Westeros in the show

Oathkeeper - Brienne
Widow's Wail - Jaime
Longclaw - Jon
Heartbane(?) - Sam
VSteel Dagger from season 1 - soon to be Arya

>>85118458
He has Valyrian Armor in the books

Amazing how Dragonstone is suddenly flooded with blinding light and looks like an awesome and beautiful place now the writers’ favourite character is there instead of their least.

>>85118332
>Literally mentioned that valyrian steel is made with dragon glass ya dingus

Jon does not when speaking to the northern lords in last ep, just mentions dragonglass to the lords.

>>85118483
That just came from the trailer though. I think we're all talking about that one image which listed info episode to episode, which was a compilation of several leaks mixed with promotional material that tried to order the information episode by episode

>>85118458
Yes a medieval viking-like privateer,

That a fucking butt pirate.

>>85118506
It's symbolic

Symbolic of how Stannis was a usurper

>>85118496
And Stannis has a glowing sword what's your point

>>85118533
The books are superior, of course

>>85118483
Not before the ep aired. Someone just edited to say shit afterwords. It happened last season, and the season prior to that. Also, it's very easy to watch a season preview and make grand assumptions on what is shown. You have to wait until more of this season is done to determine if the leaks are good or no.

>>85118525
I bet you also complained this much about how flamboyant and impractical Captain Jack from POTCs costumes were.

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>>85118458
he looks nothing like a pirate.

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>>85118506
lmao I noticed that too. and it's supposed to be fucking winter too

look at dragonstone from S3 when stannis was there

>>85118260
>solid 7 meme

>>85118565
I'm talking more modern pirate

>>85118566
Do you think those fetuses are still there?

>>85118566
I still can't believe this fucking scene
Stannis would never allow such abominations at Dragonstone

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I'm leaving this board, all you fucks do is act like autists and meme and act like hypocrites

>>85118533
Speaking of what the fuck happened to his Lightbringer. They didn't do anything special to it in the show

>>85118566
Yea but then the anti-magic of the God of Fire was cast over the place. If Danny falls into that religion more-so, prepare to see the scene as gloomy day and brooding.

Ellie is cute

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I can't be the only one who wonders this, right?

>>85118564
Not really, he just looks like he stole something off Billy fucking Idol.

He doesn't look like he's in medieval times or a pirate.

>>85117596
fatty :3

>>85118592
>I'm leaving this board
>all you fucks do is act like autists and meme and act like hypocrites
There is not a place on this earth that isn't like that, when you boil it all down.

This episode was the most watched episode to date.

16.1 million viewers (including repeats and streaming and DVR)

50 percent increase from last year’s opener

10.1 million viewers (if you don't include streaming and DVR) -- which is still more than the most watched episode ever

http://ew.com/tv/2017/07/17/game-of-thrones-season-7-premiere-ratings-smash-records/

Also one of the highest rated.

>>85118588
How modern are you talking?

>>85118624
There's a big fuckoff gorge near the Shadow Tower iirc

>>85116953
But the Romans had standard parts worked out, they could turn out a ship a day. It's been 1-2 years since last season ended judging by Gillys child aging.

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>>85118445
>I don't remember arya killing the waifu
>search on youtube
>arya cut the candle
>waifu's head in a stick

for a moment I forgot how bad was last season

>>85118566
>Literally a dungeon with actual dead fetuses decorating the place

>>85118590
No. Stannis requests they be moved from place to place. Obviously.

Okay /got/, place your bets

http://www.strawpoll.me/13464535

>>85118643
>also the highest rated

Does that mean GRRM's writing was shit?

D&D's OC is the best?

>>85118624
why don't they just use the eagles to fly to king's landing?

new

>>85118674
>>85118674
>>85118674
>>85118674
>>85118674

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>>85118666
Nice Trips.

Last season was pretty bad yeah.

>>85118687
One of the highest rated.

It has a lot to do with who directs the episode.

>>85118678
>no "there is no Azor Ahai" option

Trash

>>85117630
>jews get angry about a probably uncircumcised dick and try to make fun of it

>>85118663

There's also a bridge that crosses it.

>>85118678
By Baelish I can only assume you mean CIA

I like little girls, let's talk about my waifu

>>85118030
n-nani? He's fast!

>>85118566
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Edric_Baratheon
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Petyr_Baratheon
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Tommard_Baratheon

>>85118407
Write this on reddit. You'll get 1800 upvote.

>>85118626
>He doesn't look like he's in medieval times or a pirate.
Yes he does

So why do Valarian swords kill White Walkers?

>>85117472
Amm i'm writting thesis on blunt weapons.
Warhammers existed in a form of "lucerne hammers", "bec de corbels" and one handed variants like horseman hammer. There were also small thingies called war picks that someone could call a "war hammer"
For evidence you can look at some of old ass war books from 15, 16th century war books. There is a lot of pictographic evidence of people training and using war hammers.
In non european cultures, warhammers were even more important, but i don't really give a shit about that.

>>85116350
white bitches age like rotten milk

>>85118566
That middle one looks to big to be a still born.

>>85117907
what this guy said...

Is Jorah a cool character? Yes, along with the hound he is my favorite in the series. Is Jorah a badass? Hell yes. But like this guy says right here, socially, he's as beta as they come in the real meaning of the word.

Jorah, quite literally will only ever be interested in one woman even though she has no interest in him and tends to sleep with people he hates. That's beta bro. That being said, I still love that character.

>>85118624
Why not sail around it on the east side?

>>85117043
His very own vineyard

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>>85116953
Depending on the size of the ship it would require less wood and time to build a longship.
Being Sea Niggers they should have naval construction down to a pat.

In any case, the Shield Islands and the Arbor are fucking deforested.