ITT films that are literally reddît

>>85115514
I agree with you. Deadpool was shit. Money and time I'll never get back

Just post the reddit poll image

Lmao, OP hit the nail on the head. Reddit is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear Deadpool

>>85115514
Wow you spend too much time online dude

whenever i browse /tv/, i carefully think out my posts and make them specifically anti-reddit
last thing i want is an anon to think i'm reddit lol right guys?

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>>85115713
>lol
You have to go back

>>85115514
To be honest I did like when he "masturbates" the unicorn's horn in the ending credits.

I don't know if Deadpool was Reddit but it was complete garbage. Less than half the jokes were legitimately funny and half the fucking movie takes place on an overpass.

It's not funny if you just take a stupid Superhero movie and make it R rated. Satire actually requires an ability to take the piss out of the genre and they didn't do that, they essentially just referenced other Marvel products and told audiences how great they are in comparison

>>85115514
>getting so triggered by a film that you're literally unable to stop thinking about reddit
/tv/irgins confirmed failures

>>85115948
>It's not funny if you just take a stupid Superhero movie and make it R rated.
Worked for Logan.

>>85115514
Napoleon Dynamite and Juno.

only a redditor would constantly compare everything to reddit

>actually mumbling things while you watch a movie
Do you realize how stupid this looks?

Fuck you contrarians. It was funny. Stop being so insecure and dislike everything popular.

>>85115875
wow that's pretty random, i bet it was really hilarious. it sounds really funny

>>85116046
Was Logan a comedy?

>>85115948
Deadpool is a film genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn redditors with no sense of sophistication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic

>>85116016
The roles have reversed nowadays. 4chan is full of normies these days and R*ddit is neckbeard central.

>>85115514
>The entire time I was watching this piece of shit, I couldn't stop muttering under my breath "this is reddît. This is so fucking reddît".
lol you sound like a heap of fun.

>>85116351
Probably?

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>>85116297
>>85116297

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A REDDIT WOULD SAY YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

*angrily unsheathes katana*

>>85115514
Sounds like you're obsessed with this Reddit guy.

>>85116329
Name one scene where you actually laughed.

>>85115514
I usually mock people for calling things "reddit", and I hate the way /tv/ constantly invokes the reddit boogeyman, but this movie is literally, completely, unironically, absolutely, undeniably, utterly, fully, definitively and ultimately one hundred percent reddit, from beginning to end. There is not a single non-reddit moment in the entire movie.

I thought we were supposed to call everything we don't like larpers now.

>>85116351
The scene where he hit the truck with a shovel was pretty funny.

>>85116352
this post made me seriously consider quitting /tv/.

>>85115514
>caring that much about reddit
Dude how much an sperg are you?
Why that shit is even important to you?

>>85116469

It sucks that at the end of the day we wont, though

>Deadpool was reddit
>Crank was reddit

Seems I should go back to the place I've never been it but I won't really.

>>85116352
Jesus fucking christ, drop the buzzwords faggot

>>85115514
Did you see the guy looking at you from behind with an expression of disapproval?

That was me.

>>85116352
holy shit I can't stop laughing

>>85116803
Reynolds isn't very funny in general and unsurprisingly he isn't funny in this either. His comedic timing is poor at best and it didn't help him that the script is so poorly written and uninspired. He simple has no charisma as an actor, and just comes across as an annoying screen presence, rather than a funny one.
The action is bland, the CGI is terrible, and the supporting characters completely uninteresting. It runs through the motions, and occasionally making a joke about how you're going through the motions doesn't make it any better. It pretends to shirk conventions by making light of them, but really most of the time merely falls in line.

The villains are also poor, again though it's hard to be surprised by this as both actors they hired aren't really actors. None of them make any impact or are memorable.

tldr; Deadpool is a film genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn redditors with no sense of sophistication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic

>>85116352

mother of god

>>85116977
Hey, I like Gina Carano, even if she cant really act. I really liked her in Haywire.

>I know what's reddit b-but I'm not reddit tho
Never change /tv/

>>85115514
Scott Pilgrim vs The World.
The entire MCU, but SPECIALLY Guardians of The Galaxy.
The Harry Potter franchise.

>>85117144
*reddit

>>85116352
this might be a stupid buzzword riddled post but it's fucking true

I haven't heard anyone talk about this movie in months. Why do you care so much? If there were threads praising it everyday I'd understand but you sound literally autistic when you mutter to yourself during a movie.

>>85116469
hmmm I wonder where you would go instead

I fucking loved Deadpool. I'm also a white nationalist. Am I still reddit?

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>>85115948
Only worthwhile comment in this entire thread.

>>85115514
>>85115637
>>85115680
>>85115764

Samefag. Stop bumping your own thread shitfuck.


Posting immunity cat, since these threads usually attract bad kinds of comments.

>>85118699
>white nationalist
Go back to r/t_d

>>85115514
What funny is that Reddit is literally just 4chan culture from the mid to late 00s. Discounting /b/ and later /pol/, all of 4chan was basically Reddit. Old fags all know this to be true.

>>85118800
No, reddit is more similar to 9gag andthe older bogeymen. Toothless pandering humor.

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>>85115514
>be at movies with girlfriend
>there's only a few seats left and we end up sitting next to this 600 pound landwhale wearing a fedora
>try to ignore it and enjoy the movie
>as the movie starts, the rotting smell of food hits my nose as the fat blob starts chanting "this is reddit"
>entire theater gets uncomfortable
>landwhale continues to chant, clenching his gloved fists, and chewing popcorn loudly
>at this point security is called
>they try to get him out of the seat since the fucker is stuck
>he starts to shriek "THIS IS REDDIT"
>they finally kick him out of the theater and we enjoy the movie

>>85119058
Fake and gay. Try harder next time Hammfag.

>>85117183
Harry Kino is 4chan
Lord of the Rings is Leddit

I'm leaving this board, all you fucks do is act like autists and meme and act like hypocrites.

>>85119164

Go back to reddît loser. LOL.

If you can't understand true sophisticated humour, than you are not wanted here. Call our memes unfunny all you want, at least it is better than the corporate pandering that is deadpool.

Who is the hypocrite now?

>>85119160
>There are human beings, maybe even someone you know, who actually believe this

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>At my local Kinoplex
>Fellow gentlesir and chum insists we see 'Dead Pool'. I do not oft engage in the 'entertainment' for the masses so I agree, it should be amusing to laugh at the sheeple.
>From the moment it starts I feel physically sick.
>'Comedy' that has all the Chads laughing, and disgusting displays of the ill treatment of women
>Leave in disgust, can't even finish it. I tell my 'friend' that this shall be our last venture together.
>As I'm making my way out, I spy a group of maidens
>I adjust my hat and head over, I recommend they stay well clear of Dead Pool, warning them of the dangerous, sexist ways in which it treads ladies
>Their escorts return from picking up popped corn, both ladies and Chads laugh
>I sigh and shake my head with a smile, the simple fools will never understand

>>85115514
>This film is literally REDDÎT"
>This is REDDÎT. This is so fucking REDDÎT"

>>85115680
>Lmao, OP hit the nail on the head. Reddît is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear Deadpool.

>>85115764 >>85119257

> Go back to REDDÎT

>>85116440
>This movie is literally, completely, unironically, absolutely, undeniably, utterly, fully, definitvely, and ultimately one hundred percent REDDÎT

>>85116352 >>85116977

>Deadpool is a film genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn REDDÎTORS with no sense of sophistication
> this film supports groupthink mentality, meme acting, and pandering REDDÎT tier meta capeshit entertainment
Why does everyone here care about reddit so fucking much?!? Are you people so insecure about yourselves that you care whether or not people associate you with a different website on a fucking ANONYMOUS board? Is everyone here autistic? This is why there are never good discussions of /tv/ anymore. Too many insecure children.

this place is a nuthouse

>>85119684

i'm not insecure, i just think that reddit is a shitty cancerous feminist website, and find comfort in knowing other people feel the same way. maybe you are the one who is insecure for feeling the need to point out other peoples problems.

truthfully, and unironically...Go Back To Redd!t

>>85119684
Why do people on the internet think that because someone mentions something in a single tiny internet post that they"care about it so much"?

>/tv/ is THIS obsessed
Did this reddit guy steal you faggots' long time crushes or something?

>>85120998

t. angry reddit summerfag

>>85120998
actually, this thread is full of angry redditors like you getting defensive and reminding how bad /tv/ is yet you just won't fucking leave.

>>85116352
>>>85116469
>>85116803
>>85116939
>>85117036
>>85117434
>>85119684
it's pasta, you dumb fucks

it's also missing the last line and funniest line

>This is a flick at best and will rightfully ruin ryan reynolds career.

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>>85115514
I watched it with my gf in theaters. It was alright but there is no denying it, it was literally rddit the movie.

But what movie is literally Four Chins?

I had to edit this so 4chan doesn't think it's spam for some reason.

>>85116352
>genetically engineered
>imdbspawn redditors
>sophistication
>laud
>meme dialog
>upvote
>groupthink mentality
>meme acting
>pandering
>reddit tier
>meta
>capeshit
>sensibilities
>meme tv movie aesthetic
This post is literally 50% buzzword

>>85116431
>I'd go with you, but I don't want to.

>>85123867
>>85119684
it's pasta is this the first time you're seeing it? lurk moar faggots

you won't get "gold" for giving out so many (you)'s willy nilly try harder next time

>>85123773
I think it's funny that the girl version of this emoji basically just looks like Hanayo.

>>85123773
Falling Down and The Pest.

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This shit here.

>>85123867
>>85123226

>>85115948
>he thought Deadpool was satire

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85116526
>Crank was reddit
who the fuck says this. fuck them