Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie V

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from /b/
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern

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>>85110124
OP HAS SPOKEN! SPOKEN!

Let me lay it out for you. Eddie Vedder and David Lynch are friends. He says he's making Twin Peaks and wants a song for it. Lynch gives an idea of what the lyrics should be about, just like his directing style, and Eddie Vedder does it. The only reason we heard is is because he played the song live and for some Jack White thing, but it's definitely for Twin Peaks and I'm leaning towards Cooper never getting his mind back.

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So no one talks about this scene? Maybe they will when they see a REAL MAN version of it in webm format.

Saw people talking about Lynch bluray releases. FWWM could possibly be bundled later with the show when it gets a boxset. Inland Empire wouldn't be worth putting on bluray itself (though there is a European bluray release of it) but I like the idea someone said before where you could put all of Lynch's short films made after it with it too and various other special features to make up the room.

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>>85110227

>>85110254
That was the best scene so far. Cole didn't reveal what he saw and Albert noticed he was looking off in the distance.

fuck off vedderposter and stop fucking up the OP

Real thread

>>85110179
>>85110179
>>85110179

>>85110316
Calm down, buddy. You know it's right. Sorry, your bootleg thread that you made after this one is a failure.

Friendly reminder that vedderfags might actually be right.

JEREHMEH SPOOOOKANE CLESSS TERRDAAAAAY

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF JANEY-E JONES

>Rapes defenseless autists
>Threats assault on defenseless business men
>Constantly speeding
>Records over other people's VHS tapes
>Hates blacks
>Molested Sonny Jim but it's okay she's a strong wymen and he liked it anyway
>Regularly pisses in the coffee she makes for her family
>Has psychotic delusions of being a big star in Hollywood
>Illegal immigrant, she only pretends to be an American
>Takes Dougie Jones' prescription

>>85109108
>Secret Diary Laura

That's literally fan-fiction.

>>85110328
You are the type of fuck that was getting threads deleted last night. GTFO

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>>85110333
God I wish that were me.

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>>85110438
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>85110124
REAL GENERAL HERE

>>85110179
>>85110179
>>85110179

>>85110476
Stop spamming your bullshit. This OP was created before yours. Deal with it.

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She's single anons. Why haven't you nutted up and hit that yet? Give me literally one reason.

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>>85110438
HAHAHA

HAHA

AHA

FUCKING LYNCHED

LYNCHED
Y
N
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E
D

HAHAHAHA

Episode 10 was the best yet. I dunno why people were crying about it.

>>85110515
I don't give a fuck that the other thread was later, but this is like the tenth fucking thread ruining the OP with this autistic vedder bullshit
Christ I fucking hate the vedderposter so much, worst samefag on this general

>>85110515
no /tpg/ in subject

>>85110515
You didn't even make the OP properly, though.

>>85110519
Crippling fear that if I fuck up and she laughs at me I will never be able to enjoy the show again.

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>>85110555
You are samefagging your thread and it's sad. I'm not OP but it's ridiculous.

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>>85110555
>HE LIES AND SAYS IT'S THE REAL /TPG/!
>CAN'T FIGHT THE VEDDERMAN!

>>85110519
Cause Laura is a shit

>>85110697
She has to be crazy as fuck to be single at her age.

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>>85109229
>They had the fucking singing Starbucks faggot. It was pathetic and embarrassing.
What is this? GoT?

>>85110621
>five posts
>five posters
Way to out yourself as a bandwagon newfag

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>>85110621
If anything you just proved your own thread is full of samefaggong (obvious from all your vedderposts but even beyond that)

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>>85110439
You want to be fucked by Dougie?

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>>85110763
>>85110821
>>85110621
What is the reddit shit?

>>85110915
Cause after I nut in her she'll giggle and say:

Do you know what you just did? You came in Mike.

Hehehehehe
....anon, you came in mike.

Reminder that Frank and Harry TRUMAN are TRUE MEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6SP2ddYEs

>>85110879
>getting BTFO at being new this hard
>r-reddit!!!

Kill yourself

>>85110831
Yes!

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>saved us a whack of dough NNIIICEE

the casino boys are fucking hilarious
Most of the dialog and interactions with them are odd as hell and I love it
I'm really glad Todd is getting more screen time too, because he is definitely a key player in this

>Vedderposter manages to ruin two Twin Peaks threads at once

Impressive.

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Looks like we have a new contender for /bestgirl/ lads.
What do you think?

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Rebekah Del Rio

>>85111128
I think so too.
I need more Candie pics.

>>85111172
Fucking show-ruining filler bitch. FILL HER how about that.

>>85111197
I need a good photo shop type app

>>85111128
>Irish
literally perfect holy fuck

>>85111239
Just use GIMP you pleb

>>85110263

FWWM already is with a boxset and the short films were included in Criterion's blu ray release of Eraserhead.

>>85111422
I meant with a boxset that includes season 3. Also the latest short film in the Eraserhead bluray is from 1995. Lynch made some after Inland Empire came out. Maybe they could see if they could remaster On the Air (all 7 episodes at 1080p would probably be too large for a single disc though, let alone one with another movie on it) and throw it on with Inland Empire. I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas to fill the space to make it worth doing.

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>>85111265
>Irish
>blonde

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Bunnyfu

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>>85111775
>the way she was grinding her hips on Dougie

Brehs...

>>85110439
i wish doggie were me and watts was replaced by rebekah del rio except she was riding my face reverse cowgirl

>>85110124
this reminder is friendly in the way that jehovahs witnesses are friendly

>>85111775
I've been thinking she looked like shit this season, age had finally beat her. She had reached Just level.
But seeing her smile this episode she looked amazing.

>>85111919
Stop knocking on my door and stop wearing short sleeve shirts.

>>85111919
At least that is true though.

>>85110401
>Hired a hitman to kill her ex-gf

>>85111197
Calm down, Richard.

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>>85110555
sherylposter spotted. Take advice from pic related

Dougigue gett pusy

>>85110991
haha that's true, man

>>85110124
>not ending the series with Julee Cruise
please leave

>>85110124
>>85110124
>It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
until the movie comes out next year, anyway

>>85110124
Shit thread

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>>85112105

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Stop being Dougie.

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>it's a "dougie just wants to eat chocolate cake but gets raped" episode

>>85112174
Thanks to your efforts to divide The Community with your fake + gay + late thread

>>85110991
mfw to idiot too understand this clever wordplay

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Who else is skipping all the Roadhouse music on season 3 rewatches?

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Could be a maiden name but I thought it was interesting when I heard about it.

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>>85112295
>Who else is skipping all the Roadhouse music on season 3 rewatches?

>>85111775
she's great

I wonder if someone ever counts how much screentime each character has

I bet it's turn out she's the 2nd main character after dougie

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>>85111879
If you thought that was something go watch Mulholland Drive

>>85112309
What the hell is wrong with his thumb nail??

>>85112309
Why would her mail be delivered to the police station?

>>85110254

Scared the shit outta me when I first saw it. I watch Peaks as Lynch recommends, in a pitch black room with studio headphones as close to the screen as possible.

>>85112447
Um, because she sent a letter to the police station. Where did you think it would go?

>>85112423
Probably came off entirely at some point

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what was he thinking at this moment

>>85112553
>Fuck Horne, South Dakota. ha ha

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Is their relationship ethical?

>>85110124

>Eddie Gaydar

Literally who?

>>85112309
Credits aren't canon. Secret History of Twin Peaks makes it clear that Albert is Jewish (Albert RosenFELD)

>>85112482
>watching a show in E-AC3 Dolby Surround Sound with stereo headphones
I thought Lynch was supposed to know about audio?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0-hy6R_m1s

>>85112861
you can make surround sound mixes that sound good folded down as well as with their intended purpose. Plus, as if a 2.0 mix won't exist when it's released on bluray

>>85112785
Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name. I'm pretty sure there was a higher up Nazi named Rosenfeld.

>>85113582
>Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name.
It sort of is.

>>85113683
But it does not matter because his last name is Rosenfield.

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>>85113582
>Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name

>>85113548
Uhh, it will be 5.1 channel DTS audio at 1600+ kbps on BluRay, Bozo

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>The fifth level assumes that the unconscious exists and has a reality just like any other existent. However odious it may be, this means that the "spirit" is also a reality, and the "evil" spirit at that. What is even worse, the distinction between "good" and "evil" is suddenly no longer obsolete, but highly topical and necessary. The crucial point is that so long as the evil spirit can not be proved to be a subjective psychic experience, then even trees and other suitable objects would have, once again, to be seriously considered as its lodging places.
>Jung, Collected Works vol 13, paragraph 249

>>85113739
Intern who made the credits didn't read The Secret History of Twin Peaks®™©

>>85113683
>>85113744
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Rosenberg

>>85113804
Jews stole German names

>>85112309
what if this is a plot point. dumb cop intercepted the wrong letter

In a deleted scene from the second season of Twin Peaks (included in the "Twin Peaks The Entire Mystery" Blu-ray box set) Sylvia confesses to Dr. Jacoby that as a girl, Audrey pushed her brother Johnny down a flight of stairs—resulting in his brain damage. In return, Dr. Jacoby reminds Sylvia that there is no physical trauma in Johnny's brain; he remains in a childlike state because he wants to.

>>85113866
That's what I was thinking. We only see the letter right before it and not the others so it's hard to tell.

>>85113885
Just like Chris-chan

>>85113885
It's because he knows that Laura will stop pity fucking him if he stops, but now he's too far in to stop.

>>85110124

I actually want him to stay will Janey-e and Sonny Jim

Fuck the Audrey shippers

>>85112309
Hope this is a plot point but could be a continuity error.

>>85113885
Audrey was such an awful person. Her only redeeming quality was how hot she was.

>>85113893
Going through it frame by frame, because I have nothing better to do, the only letter after it "Miriam Hodges" to be from Marvin Marcia. And seeing that TP is such a small town, it's highly possible that Chad knows exactly who she is, so it would be weird that he take the wrong letter even if the family names don't match. Maybe the real letter is in the second batch that the mailman seems to prepare but doesn't give because he's suspicious that notourguy Chad is up to no good, but that would seemingly be the only possibility. Has "Miriam Hodges", or a second Miriam, ever been referenced anywhere in the show?
They kind of set it up so that they *could* play the "dumb cop intercepted the wrong letter angle", but it would be a bit of a cheap trick since piefu's last name is never uttered in the show (as far as I recall) and only appears in the credits.

>>85113885
Wouldn't even surprise me if they mirror his situation to Coop/Dougie and he snaps back to the normal world at some point. Anyway, if he's been introduced and appeared twice when all the other old characters were forgotten about, it's because he'll serve a purpose. Either he'll be revealed as Richard's dad or there will be something else that will happen with him.

>>85115907
>Richard is Johnny's son
A lot of people don't realize this yet, but it's true.
Have you seen him how fast Richard went with his truck?
Simply put, that kind of need to go fast is genetic.