Why are there no good right wing comedy films?

The Pentagon Wars

i dont get this. The amount of things that trigger lefties could fill a library?

Name one(1) good left wing comedy

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>>85103199
Pretty much all of them too many to list would take days maybe weeks to write them all out.

>be Trump Jr
>dump emails over twitter confirming that Russia influenced the election so NYT doesn't beat you to it

We don't need a comedian, it's already a farce

The writers are too busy watching their wives take the superior black cock

>>85103469
>dr strangelove
>left wing comedy
You're trying too hard

>>85103469
I asked you to name a single one and you failed, please google the helium method

>>85103555
>be american
>government finances disputes to overthrow governments all over the world
>"MUH RUSSIAN HACKERS MADE NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT HILLARY"

i hope your disgusting empire crumbles in my lifetime

>>85103617
>Anti nuke film
>Right wing

lol

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>>85103555
>not wanting Russian overlordship to cleanse America of Satan and homosexuality once and for all

How are we expected to take liberals seriously?

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>>85103004
There are no good movies at all.

>>85103793
>if something isn't right wing it's left wing
In what sense do you think Dr Strangelove is anti nuke?

>>85103793
Reagan was anti nuke.

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>>85103572
>right wing
>being literal cucks

>>85103004
because the right wing is made up exclusively of brainlets

>>85103829

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who gives a shit about films?

Right wing literature shits on left wing literature. FACT.

>>85103886
>he feels challenged when he's asked to explain his position
How did I know this was how this conversation was going to go?

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>>85103811
>posting the edited version

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>>85103829
Ops pic was more accurate than I realised.

>>85103004
All comedy is intrinsically conservative by the nature of humor even if the comic is liberal or making a leftist political point

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>>85103903
"No"

>>85103173
Pentagon Wars isn't right wing, wtf. It's literally anti-military industrial complex

Right-wingers don't tell jokes, they just elect them

>>85103926
>being that guy who posts the edited version every time the original version is posted

This is like a bot.

>>85103942
>>85103942
>it's so self evident I don't have to explain it
I always know when I'm encountering a serious intellect when someone can't even pose the most basic premise on which to found their argument.

>>85103903
>Right wing literature
Can you name some examples besides Heinlein? Ayn Rand is awful and about as "right-wing" (in the nu-right sense) as you can get. Upton Sinclair and Sinclair Lewis both come to mind as left-wing, New Deal-era novelists that would probably trounce any right-wing blogger held up as a literati today.

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>>85103004
this is the actual image

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>>85103555
>watch BBC news
>they said Trump is bad
>get arrested for colluding with foreign government to hack our election
Such is life in America

>>85103829
This has to be satire.

>>85103572
>>85103848
if you guys found out that trymp hires black dudes to fuck his wife would you even be surprised? seriously?

>>85103910
>Doesn't realize Dr Stranglove is anti nuke
>Probably doesn't even realize it's satirical
>Certain to have a below 70 IQ
>Thinks anyone is gonna humor him by trying to have a debate with a brainlet

Only a cuck gets mad when called a cuck. That's why it's so effective.
>>85103793
>>85103886
>anti-nuke
I thought Dr. Strangelove was poking fun of the concept of paranoia (Both america and russia were overly paranoid of each other, with complicated anti-missile defense systems) and a severe lack of self-awareness (Gentlemen, stop fighting, this is the war room). It wasn't "NUKES BAAAAAD PEACE GOOOOD", it was "Stop being paranoid twats"

>>85103975
Wait..that's left wing lit? I bought that book, haven't read it yet and thought it'll be right wing because I've already read Inherent Vice.

>>85103903

The majority of great artists lean to the left.

The right hates art you dumb cunt. Just look at the trash taste and lack of any kind of cultural education that the vast majority of this board's users has.

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Hollywood is run by satanic Jews who won't let you in unless you are part of the communist feminism cult

>>85104056
Why does it have to conform to a point of view? And again, in what sense is it anti nuke? Was Stanley Kubrick in favor of disarmament? Is the only right wing position on nuclear weapons to "use them"? I'm really intimidated by your namecalling and everything don't get me wrong I am a total brianlet so I need my basic questions answered by you turbo geniuses.

>>85104031
It makes more sense.

>>85104069

You quite obviously did not understand Inherent Vice. How on earth could you interpret that book being right wing?

>>85103004
doesn't idiocracy basically claim that the welfare state enables low iq people to outbreed intelligent people

>>85104125
>quotes idiocracy as his argument
spend a lot of time on reddit these days?

>>85104031
So centrists don't call out racists for racism?

>>85104125
pretty much

>>85104152
>call out racists for racism
Are you in the third fucking grade?

>>85103975
Meanwhile, the right has:
>Rudyard Kipling
>T.S. Eliot
>William Blake
>Alexander Pope
>Ernst Junger
>Dostoyevsky
>G.K. Chesterton
>Oswald Spengler
>Overwhelming majority of notable literature from Antiquity-the beginning of the Enlightenment

Tolkien was pretty reactionary too, tbqh.

>>85104069
Brainlet can't comprehend a Pynchon's easiest book. You ain't gonna get much out of Gravity's Rainbow

>>85104056
>He didn't come out of Strangelove wanting to be Major Kong
lol faggot

>>85104083
>right hates art
>the rich paid artists to paint, sculpt and write plays and poetry
>The Church funded some of the greatest works of art of all time

>left loves art
>MUH VAGINA
>MUH PERIOD ART
>muh symbolism outweighs artistic skill
The majority of modern whiny "artistic" cunts are left leaning, due to the complete and utter destruction of what's considered art, and the demolition of any real artistic skills. Neck yourself, you fucking hipster cuck.

>>85104125
It's about stupid people mindlessly reproducing without any regard for their kids' future, exacerbated by the fact that mankind has no effective natural predators. You just threw in a reference to "the welfare state" to make it sound like it's making a right wing statement.

ONLY CHILDREN AND MANCHILDREN ARE LEFTISTS

>>85104275
high school knowitall summerfags can't really handle any debate

>>85104275

You sound like someone who likely knows a great deal about art.

>>85103903
>Dickens
>Steinbeck
ehhhhhh

>>85104149
Watch out guys we've got one of those left-wing intellectuals over here.

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>>85103004
>implying

>>85104289
It's a right wing statement when you consider what races the people who are the dumbest and reproduce the most belong to.

>>85104199
The left has
>Joyce
>Pynchon
>Tolstoy
>Borges
>Einstein
>PKD
>Flaubert
>John Stuart Mill
>Nabokov

Dostoyevsky is shit, the only two on that list is Eliot and Junger have merit

>>85104199
Don't forget Ayn Rand.

>>85104348
no i'm actually the guy arguing that dr strangelove doesn't take a left wing (or really any) position on the nuclear issue but idiocracy has been flung around by leftists like monkeys to shit these last few months

>>85103004
For the same reason there are no good SJW films.

Too fucking preachy.

>>85104366

Jesus christ right wingers are hilarious.

Can't even interpret the meaning of any artwork because they're so wrapped up inside their own bullshit.

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>>85104374
>Dostoyevsky is shit

>>85104275
t. someone who praises classical music but really only listens to metal

>>85104199
>applying notions of left and right to pre-french revolution history
you're a fucking idiot

>>85104374
>Dostoyevsky is shit
>lists pop leftist hero Einstein
he was a physicist you fucking retard

>>85104374
>Dostoyevsky is shit
Thank you for correcting the record.

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>>85104059
You're looking at it from bias 21st century lenses rather than in 1964 when nuclear annihilation was a real and constant threat.

>>85104402
There isn't much to "interpret" with Idiocracy and what I said isn't wrong. Also it's funny that you want to claim it for the left now after dismissing it at first.

>>85104199

>Eliot
>right
>literally dressed up as a woman to host parties

Kipling, Pope, Junger, Chesterton, and Spengler are all dogshit. Especially fucking Kipling. Why do right wingers always have to be reduced to naming a god damn author who wrote for young boys?

>>85104152
the entire ritual of calling someone out is just annoying.
people that "call out" people are just virtue signaling. if you think someone is racist you could just let them talk, let them hang themselves while they babble on.
but leftists these days are just screeching "RACYS" whenever they hear something they disagree with.
this climate is new for you americans, but a pretty similar situation established itself here in germany over the past 50+ years.
people do not trust each other anymore. no one ever talks openly about any subject that is a little darker out of fear of losing their job + social status, wich ultimately hinders the thoughtprocess itself.

>>85104458
>or how i learned to stopped worrying and love the atom bomb
is he though? even in the end the message is optimistic

>>85103966
Not conservative certainly. It always has a streak of pure anarchy in it, but not in a faggy "don't trigger me" way.
It's anarcy in a "let's drink booze, fuck women, and have fun" way.

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>>85104275
I love reading posts like this, they show everyone that the alt right is low iq teenage boys trying to prove their edginess and we all feel secondhand embarrassment from the cringe

>>85103966
>slip on banana peel
TRUMP 2020

>>85104030
-Dostoyevsky (Specifically Demons)
-"Decline of the West" Oswald Spengler
-Julius Evola
-"Leviathan" Thomas Hobbes
-"Heretics" G.K. Chesterton
-"Reflections of Violence" Georges Sorel
-"The Fourth Political Theory" Aleksandr Dugin
-Ernst Junger ("Storm of Steel," "The Glass Bees")
-Oswald Mosley
-"Death of the West" Patrick Buchanan
-"Reflections on the Revolution in France" Edmund Burke
-Joseph de Maistre
etc.

>>85104490
>Why do right wingers always have to be reduced to naming a god damn author who wrote for young boys?
As opposed to writing for cucks like you?

>>85104501

>the message is optimistic

jesus christ how fucking dumb are you

>>85104490
>literally dressed up as a woman to host parties
So?

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>>85104086
Trump is Jewish

>>85104029
>>85103910
Sometimes a person is too retarded to even make it worth engaging with. Sorry pal.

>>85104559
hey man how's about you come at me with some arguments next time you run out of things to say?

>>85104386
no, please do forget Ayn Rand

>>85104516
Being an adult isn't good for much if you validate your intellectual prowess by how many other people agree with you for whatever reason.

>>85104558

No, as opposed to writing for grown ups who don't read children's literature.

Though I guess for right wingers YA fiction is about as big a challenge as they can handle

>>85104030
Heinlein isn't remotely right wing, he's just tarred with that brush because he's pro-military

>>85104571
No fucking shit retard. He's been part of Hollywood for most of his life.

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>>85104374
>Dostoyevsky is shit

>>85104366
The sequence of the idiots reproducing to create Idiocracy is almost entirely comprised of white trash jokes. Where on earth did you get the idea that they were trying to make some kind of statement about race?

>>85104501
>Nuke getting dropped and everyone about to get wiped out is optimistic

Are you baiting me?
Good job you did it.

>>85104447
Einstein wrote a whole treatise titled "Why Not Socialism" if you ever read anything other than Breitbart you'd learn a thing or two

>>85104455
>A cheap sensationalist, clumsy and vulgar. A prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. Some of his scenes are extraordinarily amusing. Nobody takes his reactionary journalism seriously

>>85104516
What did he say that was wrong? The catholic church gave us some of the celebrated art and literature in the world.

>>85104559
Like oh my God I can't even right?

>>85103978
Uh no, its anti-design-by-committee and all the hero is definitely on the side of the US army having effective hardware. Don't be stupid

>>85103004
What is Idiocracy? a comedy about Eugenics

>>85104636
yeah i read his papers on sr and gr and i stopped after that. fucking brainlets who can't even into einstein's intellect quote him as being a god lmao.

>>85104626
It's necessarily a statement about race, intended or not, if you consider what I said.

>>85104640
That's because they had money. Doesn't mean all the artists they used were had 100% the same beliefs as them.

>>85104199
>Dostoyevsky
don't know who that it but his name is pretty kino desu

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Would you consider this right wing?

>>85104059
>getting mad at being called a cuck
An actual cuck enjoys getting cucked. That's the whole point.

>>85104634
was that the last scene? i don't recall

>>85104275
This guy seems like he knows a lot about how the world works. He gets it all.

>>85104685
They don't need to have "100% the same beliefs as them" to be christian or right wing, as if that was a concept back then.

>>85103004
>Why are there no good right wing comedy films?
PCU
Robocop
Robocop 2
They Live
Falling Down

>>85104697
idk but the poster is hilarious

>>85104516
>Alt-right
Spamming the same buzzword over and over doesn't make a phantom movement real.

>>85103004
Borat

>>85104636
Well if you green text it, it must be objectively true!

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>>85103004
All right wing movies are about being a cuck vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1rV6MtIco

>>85104616
He's not pro-military. He's a right wing anarchist if anything.

>>85104672
He's achieved more than you ever will anon

>>85104697
nah, Morris pretty much carpet bombs everyone, regardless of political affiliation

>>85103004
Pretty sure in the current climate all comedy is retroactively conservative. Surely monty python is racist, sexist, islamophobic, misogynistc filth now. Stephen fry gets hounded off twitter for his evil nazi opinions. Even jerry springer can't go to left-wing colleges to make his crappy, boring jokes.

>>85104149
I think it's a pretty funny movie. Mike Judge is probably my favorite "comedy" director

>>85104289
it follows, doesn't it? if we had a more cutthroat society poor/dumb people would certainly have a harder time making it

honestly I think the premise itself is a comically reductive one rather than incisive commentary on where society is heading. I'm just saying, if it's possible to take any political stance from it would probably be that

>>85104374
Wew lad, that's rich coming from a guy citing J.S. Mill and Einstein.

>>85104386
Not fond of Objectivism/Small Government Right wing politics. Rand probably isn't the greatest person to reference anyway. She wasn't a good writer.

>>85104441
>The European Right has no pre-Revolutionary influences
>The Left doesn't universally reject pre-revolution political theory

Found the burger.

>>85104490
>Pope, Chesterton and Spengler are all dogshit

I can almost understand Spengler and Chesterton being disliked by some, but are you actually going to pretend that Pope wasn't great?

With regard to Kipling, you really don't understand why we'd name the guy behind "Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" and "The White Man's Burden?"

>Eliot
>Not Right

I take it you missed "Christianity and Culture?"

Strangelove is conservative.

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>>85104719
>Arguing about a movie you didn't even watch

Inb4 you got it confused with North by Northwest or some shit.

>>85104626
You really think they would make it about negros? Fertility rates show who the problem people are and it's not whites.

>>85104374
Also Durrenmatt, Conrad, Kafka, Sartre, Gabo Marquez...

>>85104374
>tolstoy
>jsm
>nabokov
>left
Excuse me?

>>85104796
oh wow i'm so humbled now lmao he fucking rejected qm for years and was btfo by bell in the 50s. honestly if you consider the time we live in and the fact that i've studied all of his physical theories, as well as much more advanced mathematics and physics like witten, etc... i'm already living a more intellectually satisfied life than einstein.

>>85103004
the right wing comedy movies are the ones that have been made thanks to free speech

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Why do leftists always proclaim that they rule the arts as if it makes them the more logical political ideology?

>>85104590
>>85104641
Are you guys really this stupid, or is this some tactic where you slowly tire out the person by saying the most glib and retarded things out there to force someone to debate stuff that any normal mongoloid could understand on its own?

>>85104847
>that image
epic

>>85104815
>Stephen fry gets hounded off twitter for his evil nazi opinions

I love how on early episodes of QI, one of his favorite jokes would be to mock working class Brits who complain about political correctness. Now he's getting blown the fuck out by the political sentiments he helped cultivate.

>>85104847
no anon why don't YOU tell me what the last scene of dr strangelove was. i simply can't remember...or is it just that your point hinged on a non fact and now you have to backtrack out of the argument to save face on an anonymous lolita fansite imageboard?

>>85104880
Because if a smart person was leftist obviously leftism is the one true ideology.

>>85104634
Everyone doesn't get wiped out though, they move into mineshafts, and a joke is made about "mineshafts gaps", implying that even in the face of nuclear war nothing changes.

>But that's absurd and unrealistic!
and Major Kong riding a nuclear bomb is entirely plausible and not in the least bit ridiculous.

>>85104894
>takes things as self evident
how do i know for a fact you're a brainlet? I don't but you sure as shit act like one. Come back when you've graduated college lad.

>>85104868
>he says with his cheeto stained fingers, creaking, and emanating the stench of freshly popped mountain dew while posting on 4chan

why yes anon the Nobel for you!

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>>85104747
>Carpenter
>right wing
Reminder that he fucking detests you whiny cucks trying to interpret his films, especially They Live, as anti-jewish. That movie was anti-Reagan, anti-elite, anti-republican.

>>85103004
why do comedies have to be left or right?
Maybe leave your politics out of discussing films

>>85104909
Did that happen? I thought Stephen Fry was a homo?

This is the only thing that would satisfy /pol/ standards of 'right wing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw

>>85104978
Do you know why that insult doesn't work anon? Because you're here too. As a matter of fact I have my working thesis open in the next browser. Who the fuck are you again?

>>85103469
>children's movies

>>85104982
I'm sure learning anecdotes about your favorite leftist heroes will make you smart one day.

>>85104851
Sartre was a Stalin apologist for the purges due to his misanthropy. Camus on the other hand...

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>>85104880
Why do Righties whine about not having rightist arts? e.g. this thread

>>85104974
You sound like you have aspergers. You might legitimately be retarded, son.

>>85103786
I'm a red-blooded American,and this makes me sick, too. We've fucked with the politics of so many countries, I've lost count. And then, people have the nerve to bitch and moan when shitholes like Afghanistan come looking for revenge.

>>85104880
Compensation. It's like telling someone who's ugly they have a nice personality.

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>>85104597
>>85104597
When you get older you'll learn that strawman rebuttals don't hold any water in the real world

>>85103004
Ghost Busters

>>85105024
Already have my MSc and shit posting on my day off.

>>85105037
triggered

>>85105043
Why is this the tactic you take when your point of view is challenged? Are you so unaware of yourself that you can't see that you're resorting to kingergarten namecalling?
>b-but you're doing it too
Oh it's more subtle than that anon. Gloating before you've managed to achieve anything is what is always going to hold you back.

I'm so sick of this shit. Maybe it started in 2012, maybe later or earlier, but now you can't discuss ANYTHING without butthurt rightwing fuckers turning it into some race or politics argument.

At least the tumblr faggots stay on tumblr. I hate having to deal with this stupid bullshit everywhere I go.

>>85105058
>uses reddit pronoun
>too retarded to understand his own insecurity
>strawmans himself with kekistan image
You have so much to learn.

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>>85103004
Comedy requires self-deprecation, and conservatism is too full of shit to stand up to even joking self-scrutiny, so it'll never work. Just try making jokes about why the poor are ruining the economy or poking fun at almost any socially conservative position. It'll either sound mean-spirited and unfunny, or it'll expose a flaw in the position. Search your heart, you know this to be true

>>85105087
So then why am I supposed to be intimidated by some faggot trying to browbeat me with a left wing "intellectual" again?

>>85104880
>dae art is dum xD
Are late 00s edgelordisms making a comeback?

>>85103555
People still believe that nonsense? A lawyer honey potting her way into a meeting isn't some big scandal, she didn't even have information. She lied.

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>>85103004

Ghostbusters is a movie about a group of business owners that gets fucked over by some idiotic government regulator (the guy who releases all the ghosts).

>>85105088
That's not what being smart looks like anon.

>>85104982
Well no shit he would say that. Should he have just never worked again after he made that instead?

>>85105137
>trump supporters don't understand evolution
>professor of IR and PS
really churns the neurons

>>85105148
Where did he say that?

>>85104868
How many major contributions to physics do you have to make to be considered clever by you?

>>85105113
Cry moar faggot

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>>85103829

>>85105188
Am I supposed to be upset?

>>85105192
Non sequitur, better rub those two neurons together to produce more activity

>>85105058
Your past two posts showing silly pictures of alt-light people are strawman rebuttals.

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>>85105113
Bro. Did you even look at the OP?

>>85105144
Because I'm better than you anon.

>>85105137
>Comedy requires self-deprecation
Objectively wrong

>>85103173
it's more anti-bureaucracy than anything.

>>85105153
Doesn't matter since the meeting itself is illegal, also doesn't matter if she actually was with Kreml or not. It's "foreign entity" not "foreign government". I'm sorry based kekistani but that's the law.

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>>85105148
I didn't say that art is dumb, I'm saying it's irrelevant to political legitimacy.

>>85105264
oh it comes out the unwarranted self importance

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>>85105268
Self-fulfillment, the post

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>>85105115
Teach my libtard cuck brain your wisdom

>>85105113
>butthurt "leftist" basement dweller comes to /tv/ to make an offtopic politics thread
>waaaaaah why won't the right wingers leave us alone ;_;

>>85104571
And a long time supporter of the Democratic party. Pepe-fags were duped.

>>85105115
>muh reddit out of nowhere
oh honey

>>85104982
He can say it wasn't anti-jewish all day long but I guarantee you that everyone who sees that movie thinks about jews the whole time.

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>>85104374
>Dostoyevsky is shit
wew lad

>>85105264
>MSc
>better than anyone
Didn't you learn anything from the great leftist show TBBT?

>>85105137
>search your heart...

OH SHIT SON
This dude just made a political argument using STAR WARS.
Ironic that the leftist "humor" is hackneyed bullshit with too many words. The leftist wants you to know they made a funny. And then explain everything behind it, to make sure the audience understands their "wit."

>>85105297
pretty rich coming from the guy claiming hes living a more intellectually rich life compared to Einstein

>>85105328
>everyone who sees that movie thinks about jews the whole time.
If you're brainwashed by /pol/ I guess

>>85105325
You breathe the reddit sweetie, you just have to become self-aware

>>85105088
Doesn't have the same affect as when you call a unhinged leftist that for meltdown when someone claims there are only two genders.

>>85105258
That would be true if the posts were only pictures

>>85105360
i can't believe that still bothers you

>>85105113
> At least the tumblr faggots stay on tumblr.

Have you not been here for the past year or so?

>>85105307
>Comedy roasts
>Self deprecation

>>85105318
wtf I hate democrats now

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>>85105352
>coming from the guy who felt a need to explain someone else's joke
Thanks for playing

>>85105137
>Comedy requires self-deprecation

Something leftists are incapable of.

>>85105307
>being happy with yourself is wrong
>you need to be a self-hating depressed sac of shit like me to be "comedic"
Nah, not everyone wants to be a self-hater, anon.

>>85105395
then prove me wrong faggot

>>85104747
but robocop excoriates the privatization of the police force, big business controlling the government and a profiteering military industrial complex, which is the exact opposite of right wing

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>>85105401
You mean when the board went full /pol/ lite?

How many threads about niggers in television being literal white genocide did you see on /tv/ just today?

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>>85105408
Well yeah, roasts require the guy getting roasted to take it, it's reciprocal

>>85105481
>all right wing is an ancap neocon hybrid

>>85105493
Oh oh we are getting to the root of the problem

>>85105444
what was your argument again?

>>85104868
>lmao he fucking rejected qm
Jesus you're retard

>In reference to Quantum Mechanics, his contributions are nothing less than startling.

>Douglas Stone. T.S. Kuhn, John Stachel and others, have convincingly argued that Einstein should be >called the Father of Quantum Mechanics.

https://www.quora.com/How-significant-were-Albert-Einsteins-contributions-to-science

>>85105532
by whining about niggers on a mongolian papercrafting website

>>85105481
>Exact opposite of right wing
But that's wrong faggot.

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>>85105426
Do people really see the world black and white like this? How easy it must be to build up a boogieman to blame everything on

>>85105580
Who doesn't hate niggers?

>>85105493
> You mean when the board went full /pol/ lite?

What exactly do you consider to be /pol/? And don't pull the oldfag card on me because I followed moot here from SA after lowtax started banning all of us for racism almost 15 years ago. This racism that you're whining about has been apart of this site since it's beginning.

>>85105573
oh but then you realize you're talking to another person who can also use google
https://www.sciencealert.com/sorry-einstein-physicists-just-reinforced-the-reality-of-quantum-weirdness-in-the-universe

>>85105137
>EHEHEHEHEH stupid drumpf supporters you know nothing try doing a bit of research EHEHEHEHEHE
>*happily parrots stupid bullshit that can be debunked with a few minutes of research like the wage gap, Islam being peaceful and unskilled, culturally-incompatible immigrants being a good thing for a first-world nation*

>>85105426
Untrue. White straight male libtard comedians are happy to indulge in self-loathing again and again because that's what is demanded of them.

>>85105493
>media openly boasts about the exclusion of whites in the entertainment industry
It ain't /tv/'s fault that leftists shoehorn politics into movies.

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>>85103004

There arnt any

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>>85105137
>professor of international relations and political science
>can't look past his own bias or see things from multiple perspectives at all
oh geeze. how can you look at this crap and not sigh?
I assume this moron doesn't even realize he's the reason trump won. e.g. not because trump is amazing, but because to them trump and this guy look exactly the same, only difference being that trump is not as good at lying about it. and instead of trying to figure out why so many people hold him in such low regard he decides to pour more fuel on the fire. a professor of international relations and political science. this man comes off as less competent at his job than the average random drunk moron at a bar would be.

>>85103004
Godfather

>>85105628
Oh so I guess we can just ignore everything he did for physics, Because he didn't understand entanglement in a time where no-one understood entailment.

>>85104691
>>85104374

>>85105711
oh i forgot that was my original point you're right

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>>85105493
You're right, everybody who sees a liberal bias in the media towards shitting on white people is an evil nazi drumpfkin.

>>85105623
>muh niggers
ok
>daily threads of "look what this libcuck said on twitter"
>daily threads of "we must boycott kikewood"
no

>>85105006
What's that got to do with anything?

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>>85105430
Being able to poke fun at your beliefs is self deprecation. Conservative comedy doesn't work because conservative dogma doesn't stand up to analysis or review. Just look at all the poverty tier rural voters who still support the corrupt ny billionaire (and more largely, the entire republican platform) because they imagine he's acting in their economic best interest, despite all his best efforts to convince them otherwise

>>85105752
tl;dr

>>85105784
ok but take racism as an actual motivator for these people instead of rejecting their lives by the false premises they live by and what do you find?

>>85105763
Why do you keep posting here then? Answers like "to laugh at le drumfkins" can't be taken seriously after you've demonstrated how much those niggers threads upset you.

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>>85105609
Cucks.

The answer is: Cucks.

>>85105742
Fuck off, you wrote about him like he is some little brainlet that can be ignored.

>>85105498
Lol
So you're saying the jokes magically wouldn't be funny if the guy wasn't taking them?

Let me guess next you're going to claim "yo momma" jokes are self-deprecating humor too right?
All those jokes comedians make about politician X being dumb? Totally self deprecating!

Comedy is rooted in cruelty, occasionally directed at yourself but more often directed at the expense of others. You may try to whitewash that with overly socialized numale platitudes about self-deprecation but in the end comedy is about hurting people and exploiting moments of weakness.

>>85105763
And you're implying that all of that started showing up everywhere as soon as moot deleted /new/ and made /pol/ in 2011? 4chan was completely devoid of racism up until then?

>>85105609
people who don't have to deal with niggers. liberal arts educated liberals. pot smokers. unmarried people. low income people.

>>85105817
you're not supposed to read all of it m8.
i can understand why the words would confuse, tho. there are several of them. ive most likely lost you already.

>>85105829
Sorry, what does this say

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>>85105784
did the thought that those "poverty tier rural voters" cast their votes with something else than self interest in mind ever occur to you?

>>85105880
Have you ever tried leaving a place after spending 8 years in it

>>85105976
>voting for more than gibs me dat
Oy vey!

>>85105921
racism =/= politics

and just for the record yes most boards weren't as aggressively racist as they are today

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>>85105498
>roasting isn't funny unless the guy getting roasted takes it
I guess all the anti-trump stuff isn't funny then. if only all the comedians spending their time producing endless seas of it.

although, I suppose it's not really in my favour to bring that up since, well, most of it isn't. except, of course, the memes.

>>85105883
Well memed based kekistani

>>85105891
He's a physicist not a politician. He was concerned with power both for him and the Jewish people.

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>>85106107
>it's okay because the other side is doing it

>>85106004
>Have you ever tried leaving a place after spending 8 years in it
Sounds pretty conservative.

>>85106061
You get that lowtax started banning us after we started discussing jews and niggers on SA right? How do you think moot got this site started? Please don't act like you've been here for ages when you haven't, your lies can be easily disproven

>>85105908
You sound like you still get bullied now that you're in highschool
That's a funny statement, but depending on context it might be comedy. If you come over and shoot me, it won't be comedy. But if you take it as a joke, it becomes comedy.

>>85104374
Dostoyevsky is far from shit, but I'd not say that he was "right". Especially considering that Russian liberals historically were the "muh civilized Europe - kind"

He'd have much to say about the psychology of people like Ayn Rand and similar.

>>85105922
>low income people.
Haha fuck blue collar workers am I right?

>>85106107
The real reason leftist comedy thrives is because right-wingera are able to laugh at their own expense while leftists try to destroy you life when you offend them.

>>85106168
>it's okay
fixed it for you

>>85106125
I'm not that guy, I don't care about your argument. I was just calling you retarded for the shit you said.
>oh wow i'm so humbled now lmao he fucking rejected qm for years and was btfo by bell in the 50s.

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>>85106061
Hmm... Maybe certain events have taken place in recent years to make the average person less tolerant and it's not just a /pol/ conspiracy to invade the entire site.

>>85106004
What are you actually whining about? Fucking kikewood threads were a daily thing until they stepped up moderation after the waifucast. Why are you acting like this is new stuff?

>>85106227
maybe I should have said low income non workers

>>85105976
Then they're plain dumb, also, that's not an argument against my last point so I'm not sure why you'd volunteer that embarrassing admission

>>85105521
Everyone that is not is offered helicopter rights and deemed as "literal communist".

>>85106191
I've been here since 06 but since I can't prove it what's the point of throwing newfag accusations at each other? This is getting old.

If you think muh white genocide was being thrown around blue boards as excessively as it's done today you're kidding yourself. I'm not talking about casual racism I'm talking about stormfronter talking points showing up in every fucking thread.

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>>85106194
I disagree.

>>85105943
He also made an extension to change "white" into jews.

>>85106374
Thanks for the insight

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>>85106314
>nothing matters but the monetary gain of the individual
Could you be anymore Jewish?

>>85106352
*also don't pretend that /pol/ brigading hasn't changed hard in the last few years. Shit used to be casual now it's obvious teenagers spamming.

>>85106352
You can actually. What nickname was given to Nick Fury after /tv/ found out that SLJ was cast as him?

>>85106168
No one cares if it's ok moron. The point is that some faggot claimed humor requires self-deprecation when the best humor is at the expense others.

Leftists refuse to acknowledge this though as they see themselves as the good guys, so obviously when they mock their political enemies it's just evidence of how humble leftist comedians are.

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>>85106244
only rightwing is intolerant. left is only intolerant of intolerance, which isn't intolerant. get an education.

>>85106428
> brigading

Straight up redditor speak. If you really had spent a decade on here you would've used the word "raiding". Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>85106474
>we must absolutely accept all human behavior
dude anon lmao you don't seriously believe this?

>>85106232
Naw mate, I could count on my fingers famous conservatives who can laugh at their beliefs. It's the exact opposite for liberals, who joke about being black, gay, atheist, etc. Not a lot of famous conservatives, let alone comics, who joke about their conservative positions on those topics. Why do you think that it?

>>85106433
Is this what counts as oldfag test now that abatap is too long ago? Jesus Christ man.

>>85106194
>If you come over and shoot me, it won't be comedy
Well duh, I can't just shoot you and get a laugh, I have to set it up so your death is the punchline first.

Oh and good job with the "you're in high school and get bullied" put down, that wasn't predictable. You should call me a fat virgin next, that will totally make me leave the thread in shame.

>>85106543
Last I remember Tracy Morgan was ostracized for making a joke about how he'd beat his son if he came out as a fav

>>85106508
>failing at basic language comprehension, the post
but hey, at least you can type intelligibly... somewhat intelligibly anyway...

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>>85106474
>left is only intolerant of intolerance
So why do so many of you support Islam?

>>85106578
Abatap's spamming was post Nick "ger" Fury, newfaggot

>>85106125
Eliot was a poet not a politician so fuck yourself

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>>85106423
Anyone who votes against their economic best interest is a dumbass (or a kewlservative tween larping as a voter online). Some in the first category vote because of social issues, which is a braindead inconsequential thing to throw away your vote over, or because they're plain misinformed low-info dunces

>>85106635
>believing in tautologies
hey man keep trying you're almost there

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>>85106484
>le clever oldfag test
Your new is showing.

>>85105155
The second movie is about heroes being denied by their country like soldiers returning from the middle east.

deep..

>>85106729
You straight up used a buzzword commonly used by redditors, who are you trying to fool?

>>85106637
Why do so many of them support Christianity?

>>85106797
>buzzwords
>redditors
You can't see the irony here can you anon?

>>85105592
no it's exactly right, shiteater.

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>>85106603
see >>85105137
sounds like that joke failed because it's about a faulty position. You're arguing wrong though, try to find a right-wing comic joking about his own conservative positions instead. Tracy morgan is lib so he's not a conservative comic

>>85106802
Yeah, lot of Christians out there executing homos and pouring acid in women's faces theses days.

>>85106896
What is the continent of Africa?

>>85106314
was not trying to argue with you. i´m just really curious, because i see american dems/libs bring this point up constantly.
its unique to america. and its revolting

>>85106851
Whatever you say redditor

>>85106890
maybe it's that for leftists humor is something that is only allowed by the social consensus and you'll always take all your cues from what you think the people around you think so as to avoid offending anyone? idk man

>>85106474
mindset of a totalitarian; the post

>>85106995
there you go

>>85106931
A bible isn't enough to tame savage niggers.

>>85106890
> leftists try to destry your life if you disagree with them
> naw mate
> here's this example
> naw mate

What are you getting at faggot?

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>>85107004
Yeah man, the problem is that the popular consensus is wrong, go figure. If only everyone would like what I like

>>85107135
Get this hothead outta here!