Stop being fat

>>85102700
ONE

>>85102727
LIL

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>>85102700
>JUST JUAN EG RAUL?!?
Wow cool it Raimi

HOL

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I have a very stressful job.

>>85102700
Steven I need you to lose 200 pounds in a week

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GIVE ME DRUGS

>>85102700

Look who's talking

>>85102700
why?

without fat people he wouldn't have a job

>>85102700
why did the era of fatkino come and go so fast? those were the best times on /tv/ in years

>>85107407
>this is the devils playground
kek, every fucking time

>>85107407
>can i have a slice of pizza?

>>85107245

Short series and very few people outside of the US saw it. Even within the US it had very low ratings.

>>85102901
kek

>>85107407
The Devil's Playground shot really is kino

Never watched this shit.

Is it actually entertaining or is there just a few meme episodes?

MUH LAAAAIIGS

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>>85102700
/ourguy/

Worst ones are the sassy black females who insist they're right and he's wrong.

>>85108697
just the 2 meme episodes, the rest are what you expect

I'm thinking of eating 60 Vicodin a day and pulling my hair out. Advice?

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>>85104646
shut up I'm not obese

>>85108697

Just a few meme episodes (James K, Penny, The Asanti Brothers) and maybe a success story to balance it out (Amber) is satisfactory, but I wouldn't binge watch every episode not unless you really want to.

>>85102700
>/tv/ permabtfo

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>>85102901

>>85111259
dat hank hill bod

>>85111259
can we get a photo with the shirt down for comparison

>>85107914

*pizzer

OOOOOYYYYYYOOOOOW MUH LEGSSSSSSS

>>85111872
Youre going to be a fat, creaky doughey creature with a soft, rotten mouth.

>>85102700
Wise advice.

DIS BEEN SO HARD

I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN

I NEED THE DOCTERS HELP CUZ

DIS MY LAST OPPORTUNITY

>>85111872
>self-destructing out of spite
You wouldn't even have to see that creepy little man if you had more respect for yourself

>>85112579
>>85112415
>fat fuck deletes his so ebin edgy glutton post
Insecure too huh, tubby?

>>85111885
How in the fuck can they lie with a straight face? Why don't they just admit they eat too much? Do they think the guy they're talking to is as easily deluded as they are?

>>85112415
>>85112579
Who are you talking to?

>>85112500
>>doesn't realize toothbrushes are a thing
Your enamel is probably so weak they're doing you more harm than good at this point.

>>85112723
>How in the fuck can they lie with a straight face?
It's not a lie if you believe it.

>constanza.jpg

>>85111885
what is she trying to say, that she thinks water she drank adds to her weight like she's a balloon?

>>85112832
>Your enamel is probably so weak they're doing you more harm than good at this point.
elaborate, memeking

>>85112887
fat people actually think that

>>85113012
BUY ME A PIZZA OR ILL CALL THE COPS

>>85113057
The C02 dissolved in soda produces a certain amount of carbonic acid. There's also often citric acid depending on the flavor. These weaken your enamel, making it easier to erode via chewing and brushing. If you drink 3+ cans of soft drinks a day and brush frequently, you're wearing away quite a bit of enamel. It should be noticeable in a few years depending on genetics.

>>85111885

Didn't that chick actually lose most of the weight?

>>85108892
what board is t hat

>>85113140
I've been doing this since I was a kid. 25 years of heavy soda drinking, so get bent, my teeth are fine.

>>85113312
It'll catch up with you any time now.

>>85113359
>i-it's gonna happen!!!!
>I sw-sw-swear!!!!!!!
my sides

>>85111259
Fat though

>>85113359
this

>>85113415
this

>>85113140
>posing as a medifag

all you need to do is avoid brushing too soon after eating acidic foods

>>85113521
Unless you're drinking it like water.

>>85112870
There's no way they truly believe their lies.

>>85112723
>How in the fuck can they lie with a straight face?
They can't, but because of their jowls their face is never straight in the first place, so you can't tell the difference.

>>85102767
EGG

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>>85113839
KEK

Stop making fun of fat people

>>85114309
how will they ever change if we don't?
look at jonah hill

>>85114309
No.

>>85111259
where did you get this picture of me?

>>85114497
/fat/

>>85114309
Stop being a fat ass.

who here /ex-fatshit/
?

>>85113312
I drank a lot of soda growing up, and the only dental problem I've ever had was a cavity on a baby tooth. I think what saved me was chugging instead of sipping and letting it wash through my teeth.

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>>85115731
>lost 30 pounds since the Steven Assanti episode aired

>>85102901
why am i laughing like a maniac at midnight?

>>85114103
ROLL

Honestly while Steven was great, MUH LEGS guy was the true kinography.

Steven was maliciously exploitative, greedy, lazy, and gluttonous. But MUH LAYGZ was literally just so absolutely stupid that he had eaten himself into a disability.

>>85117506
That dumb fucker being so sure he'd lost a bunch of weight and talking about how swole he was getting from lifting, then going back to the hospital and being told he'd gained 180 pounds. It was literally the Beefcake episode from Southpark.

>>85117506
His poor dad having a stroke on the spot after seeing what his son has become, then remortgaging his home to pay for James' treatment, only for his flat blob of a son to completely squander the opportunity was tragedy worthy of the ancient Greeks.

>>85117851
Korpulus Rex

>>85117844
The best part was when his girlfriend enabler was like, "It says on the list you're not supposed to have rice, it's bad for you," and he retorts, "BUT IT'S FRAHD"

>>85111259
10/10 would stand in an alley drinking beer with alongside two of our other friends

>>85113236
/tv/. I'm not joking.

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JOEY FOR 600LB LIFE OR I KILL MYSELF

>>85107407
I went either David Lynch or David Cronenberg to adapt this.

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>>85102901

>>85118177
Why not David Fincher?

>>85102700
>Well I mean I don't think you should be having fried rice as part of this diet your supposed to be on
BUT IT'S FRIED

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Post fat kino.

https://youtu.be/33D2TeVyXlA

>>85113198

Yes. She looks quite good despite the disgusting loose skin. Her new BF isn't very appealing because she's aiming low due to her insecurity.

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I'm trying.
Down 40 lbs so far.

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>>85118305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>85118305
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>85107407
fat kino

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>tfw 140 lbs

"Well I'm eating less so I don't know why I gained weight again"

Eating less to them means 7000 calories a day instead of 10,000.

I've been on a diet for 3 weeks and it's still hell

>>85118660
Most of them would have to eat 10,000+ to actually gain weight at their level anyway, so even that is a lie.

>>85118665
If you're struggling to hold to it, loosen the diet a little bit but exercise more.

>>85102901
heheheheh hohoh

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>>85118629
>tfw I was at that goal last summer
>stopped counting calories after a while
>"Scooby warned me of this.mp4"
>Rebounded to 165 lbs
At least I didn't rebound too much

>>85108697
generally both

>>85108697
some episodes are good others bad

>>85118305
>joey
god i hate this guy

>>85118482
>tried getting on my 600 lb life
>ends up dying last year at age 28
that would have been pizza roll kino

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>>85107407
my cap couldn't make the cut, but if there had to be an album cover, this would be it

>>85111885
A) She never says that
B) She lost the weight and is hot now

>>85119330
>hot
amber is the only one I'd consider "hot"
christina has cheeks the size of tennis balls

Who the fuck is joeysworldtour

>>85119447
go buy a homeless guy a mcdouble

>>85119515
fuck off, shoenice

>>85102700
Does he do the surgeries himself too?

>>85121274
Yes. He's one of the only doctors in the US willing to do gastric bypass on people that fat.

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>>85114352
>jonah hill
"...and then, there was Jonah Two-Subs. We called him that because he always ordered two subs."

"I'll have a sub. And then another sub."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI

fat kino

>>85121505
I wonder if they had more scenes with two-times that they cut out of Goodfellas, it seemed strange to me to mention a guy by name and then not include any more scenes with him at all

>>85121505

He could play Rush Limbaugh in the inevitable biopic.

>>85118913
Caspere knew this.

>>85107407
>these fat fucks are literally dying to produce this top tier kino

all worth it

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>>85107407
>Mr. Assanti I'm Hospital
>Uh...you don't get to bring pizza

what are the /tv/ approved episodes?

>>85118695
>Most of them would have to eat 10,000+ to actually gain weight at their level anyway, so even that is a lie.

you know that's not how it works right anon?

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>>85121903
>fat cells are magical perpetual motion machines that require no energy
>weighing 600 lbs doesn't increase the metabolic load of your heart or skeletal muscles at all
Tell me more about your slow metabolism, fatty

>>85118482
Isn't that the kid tosh sent 2 canned chickens too? I'm surprised they haven't tried to sue him for that if so.

>>85118482
>>85122067
>>85119286
F

>>85102700
You have until the end of this sentence to lose 500lbs and show me you are mature enough for weight loss surgery I'm out.

>>85121871
james k, penny, assanti brothers, chad

>>85122276
liar, a chad cant possibly be fat !

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>>85122343
He lost the weight to take care of his wife's son.

It's pretty tough for me to hover at that 20% deficit spot so to keep track of less things every day and not spend all day cooking I've started drinking coffee to curb my hunger. I'm really sick of being fat senpai. I'm not too fat to move so I've got a decent bit of muscle from powerlifting but I'd still like to lose at least forty pounds. Just by looking at myself in the mirror I'd guess I'm maybe 35% bf. I hate going out with friends and acting exactly like they do but getting women to immediately disengage because of my thiccness.

>>85108697

There are episodes that make you really want the person to succeed, Amber is one she's such a sweet heart and wants to get better and knows its all her fault and doesnt puss out at any point.

There are episodes where the fatty is selfish and manipulative.

There are episodes that make you mad as fuck because the fatty is ... I want to say ... Evil? James K is one of these.

>>85124378
BUT MAH LAYGS

>>85107407
>my OC getting reposted

>>85108526

It is wonderfully framed

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>>85121850

>>85118305
>watch people's heads be chopped off and all types of horrific gore
>seen strange Japanese octopus porn in gif form a few times
>saw the video where a man breaks a jar up his ass
>have been on or seen images from nearly every notable shock site
>that image of that guy eating shit out of condoms has been burned into my mind
>only become nauseated when I watch a particularly bad Joey video
How does this man keep doing this? I've yet to find anything that makes me physically repulsed as Joey eating messily or doing those so-called food challenges.

Am I the only one? I can't figure out how people can watch him long enough to laugh if he's eating like a slob.

>>85122276
why are they approved by /tv/?

>>85125314
Because either they were insufferable or you were rooting for them. Mostly the former sadly.

>>85125531
which ones were insufferable

Whoops, now that I think about it, this is an insufferable list. My bad.

>>85117917
Underrated

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>>85125571
James K and Assanti brothers

just watch them for the insanity and depravity