Why aren't there pirate flicks anymore?

>>85100584
People were watching them without paying

Pirates of the Caribbean made it kinda boring

>>85100584
Because the genre ended with Muppet Treasure Island.
No one in their right mind would dare top Tim Curry's performance.

>>85100766
mah nigga

>>85100584
Cause all the women would be tavern whores

>>85100584
Because they're expensive as fuck to make and if they bomb like Cutthroat Island the studio looses their ass.

>pirates of the caribbean
>black sails

Also there's just so much you could do with pirates. It doesn't really have that much spread.

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>you will never be a qt cabin boy on a ship with a bunch of burly men sailing the high seas for months at a time

>>85100968
wat

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>>85100584
We have pirates, the diversity show about black slaves.

>>85100709
In case anyone doesn't understand, I was implying the viewers are pirates.

>>85101107
ah haha

>>85101107
alright, now we've got a thread on our hands.

>>85100968
you wanna be raped several times a day?


whatever floats your boat. literally.

>>85101107
MY FUCKING SIDES

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pornkino?

>>85101212
>that trigger discipline

>>85100584
>Why aren't there pirate flicks anymore?
You can thank Gina Davis for that

Hook is the only good pirate movie. Next to muppets that is.

>>85101212
Yes.

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>>85101339
>Not at full cock
>Any danger of going off

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>>85100584
because of SJWs

no, seriously. pirates were literally evil white men. why would hollywood be interested in making that?

well, they don't, at least not in that way. For example, Black Sails happened. Where the main character is a pirate, but that's okay because he's a fucking faggot, and the rest of the show is nothing but strong independent dyke women who need no man. And they had to search for every fucking female pirate in history to use them in the show, because no strong women in the show is not okay. And for some reason this show tried to be "historically accurate" even though it's based off a fucking treasure island book? what in the blue fuck?

just recently ubiosft made a new fucking pirate game and it's with female fucking pirates, like it's not even funny anymore.