Mr. McCallister, here's your very own pizza.

>>85100562
Why is the limo driver so smug?

>>85101074
child gets the pizza
driver gets the 'cheese pizza'

:)

>>85100562

*cheese pizza

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>>85101128
mmmmmmhmm

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>>85100562
Admit it when you were a kid you thought that was the most awesome thing ever

Kevin James?

>>85101394
I still want a jacket like the one he wears in Home Alone 2.

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>>85101394
It's always my favorite christmas movie.

Kevin stays in a luxury hotel. Rides around in a limo. Goes to a toy store. All on dad's credit card. He also upstages a bunch of stupid adults. It's lovely escapism.

>>85101394

Maybe it's because I'm British but when I was a kid I always thought it was stupid, a cheese pizza? I never got it, must be American humour

>>85101776
Cheese pizza is kevin's favorite pizza. In Home Alone 1, he gets upset when he finds out Buzz ate all his cheese pizza. Cheese pizza is also relatively bland, which is what kid would like.

>>85101394
>limo ride
Yes
>badass hotel suite
Yes
>rich dad's credit card in toy store
Fuck yes
>your very own cheese pizza
Not really. This always struck me as a missed opportunity to only order a cheese pizza.

>>85100562
Home Alone 2 is just Home Alone but with product placement every shot.

>>85101868
but cheese pizzas suck

>>85102060
I think we can all agree mushrooms are the most patrician topping.

>cheesy pizza
>Macaulay Culkin

Wait a minute... Is this a....

>>85102125
Congrats on making that joke 20 minutes too late.

>>85101351
eh i'm from fuckin new york, i'm walkin heeere, eeeeh

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>Excuse me, where's the impeachment trial?
>Down the hall and to the left.
>Thanks.
>B-but i didn't do anything wrong!
>Sure.

>>85102390
>h...he'll never run for president
>h...he'll never get any delegates
>h...he'll never win the nomination
>h...he won't even show up to the debates
>h...he'll never win the swing states
>h...he won't win!
>h...he'll be impeached any day now!
>h...he won't run for a second term!

>>85102390
They literally edit out that scene in Canada when showing the movie at christmas.

>>85102515
I'm Canadian. They do not.

>>85102390
Talking to a Russian.. Confirmed impeachable offense

>>85102122
If you're a fudge packing faggot, sure.

>>85102390
LMAO BETTER MENTION TRUMP WAS IN THAT FILM ECKS DEE

>>85102746
Hope you enjoy the 8 years lad.

>>85102759
t. pepperoni pleb

>>85102502
>h...he won't even show up to the debates
>h...he won't run for a second term!
Literally nobody said this

>>85102122
Why don't you go into the forest, find a patch of mushrooms, bury yourself alive amongst them and fucking die if you like them so much, cunt

>>85102862
http://www.redstate.com/joesquire/2016/08/13/maybe-donald-trump-wont-debate/

>>85102809
some other anon was going to bring it up eventually

https://mobile.twitter.com/thevidgeo/status/885944378900041728/video/1

What a time to be alive.

>>85103018
I can't hold all those memes (this is another meme)

>>85102960
>A single opinion piece from a no-name putting out the hypothetical that maybe he won't show up.
nice try

>>85102853
>he doesn't enjoy a greasy as fuck pizza that will add another 20lbs afterwards

>>85103080

>Your statement that "Literally nobody said this" gets directly refuted
>start to cry

The STATE of /tv/ these days.

>>85102390

They need to re-release Home Alone 2 with this scene taken out, it triggers me now.

>>85103080
Damn you're right, it changes everything!

>>85102809
But he was in the film and it's being discussed. What's wrong with mentioning the content of the film?

>>85102692
>C-collusion story is a complete hoax.
>O-ok, so there's some stories, but there's no evidence of collusion
>W-what do you mean by "collusion" exactly?
>C-collusion is a good thing!
>T-the fact that they all lied about it isn't relevant

You can practically hear the scraping as the goalposts shift. Remember, Clinton getting his dick sucked wasn't illegal - the basis of the scandal is never particularly important.

None of this would have happened had he just ate someone elses pizza

>>85101351
he fucking looks like James Gandolfini.

>>85102060
Did you even read the post you're replying to you retard?

>>85103170
>Lie about a non-existent consensus in order to artificially inflate the 'achievements' of a manchild you don't even know
>Attempt to defend it by finding a link to some blog post by a literal nobody which doesn't even reflect the claim made in the original post

I sure hope you're not doing this in your spare time for free.

>>85103301
>duncan's toy chest sucked ass
We get it, you were 30 when this came out

>>85101729
w2c that backpack. effay as fuck

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>has an entire backpack to fill
>only grabs a couple of cookies
This triggered me as a kid

>>85103785
Why the fuck did you remind me of that? That was worse than not eating the Mac and Cheese in the first one.

That pizza looks horrific

>>85101351
>when the gabagool is just right

>>85101351
KEVIN CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR

>>85103899
looks like a classic nyc pie to me

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>>85101394
new york was just as awesome and magical as i thought it was when i went there for the first time in my early 20s

>>85103727
I think it's Jansport.

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Comfiest Christmas movie.

>>85104222
>filthy concrete jungle full of garbage
It's a great exciting bustling city, but magical is probably the last thing I'd call it.

>>85100562
I want my very own pizza

>>85104440
fuck you.

spend a year in helsinki and you'll believe me, goddamn privileged americunts

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>>85104339

Never forget.

>>85104710
JUST

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>>85104710
I never do.

>that pizza is probably rotten by now
feelsbad

>>85101868
its just called pizza. the cheese is implied, no need to say it

saying cheese pizza is like saying bread sadnwich

>>85101074
He knows how ridiculous this situation this

>>85104234
backpacks are always jansport

>>85102541
confirm.

other guy is a liar

>>85103974
We get it Abdul, you're an unimaginative faggot.

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>>85101394
Yeah

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What did Kevin's' dad do to him after he spend $967 on room service?

>>85106857
Sold his butt to Jewish Hollywood producers.

>>85101074
Hes thinking about how he's going to strip him naked in the backseat and roll him up in that 'za whole the car drives itself off a cliff. It's a look of extreme satisfaction

>>85106971
Made me kek

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>>85100562

CHEESE pizza, goddamn this came out when I was a kid and I'm triggered af REEEEEEE

>>85101394
Nah, Richie Rich had it better.

>>85106857
he got upset

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>>85106857
That would be $1,688.32 now

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What did they mean by this?

>>85110265
>the rooftop represents Kevin's hubris. He thinks he's better than everyone else
>The cross symbolizes Christ's contempt for the sinners below him - especially Kevin, the most sinful.

>>85110265
Kevin's solitude. He was alone again, forgotten by his people and lashed out against them. It happened again and again as while he believed he was forgotten, had he looked above he would have seen Christ. He wasn't forgotten, he just didn't want to be remembered.

>>85110613
Home Alone is truly kino

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>>85102122
>>85102060
pepperoni, anchovie, feta and olives. when its the next day and cold i put vegemite on the bottom so it hits my tongue first

that hamburger pizza they do with the beef and mayo on it isnt so bad either

>>85101729
was Kevin the rich kid version of Holden Caulfield?

>>85103178
I hope your memeing

>>85100562
kino-pizzas always look like three day old shit

>>85112663
because they usually are. you dont generally wait till the pizza is ready to go to do the scene, and have like 40 extras and your big name actors sitting on the clock waiting just so the pizza looks fresh

>>85102515
>>85102541
>>85105405

Canadian here.

One time I saw the movie they had the scene, and the other time they didn't. They might have been on two different channels, but I'm not sure.

>>85102862
>Literally nobody said this
lol no one thinks you really believe this.