Alphaman

>>85097310
look like white oldspice adverb desu

>>85097310
>casting an island nigger as an aryan king
shill thread

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>>85097413
t. beta skinnyfat manlet numale

>>85097413
but he was in game of thrones!!

>>85097463
How does your bull's cock taste cuck?

>We don't know how to make Aquaman look cool
>LETS TURN HIM INTO AN EDGELORD!

>>85097310
>Alpha
>Can't even revive Conan

>>85097310
Why is he drinking alcohol? Doesn't he know it kills your gains?

>>85097608
It was a decent Conan film though desu.

>>85097517
Like your mother

> how it feels to chew 5 gum

>>85097413
Aquaman : widely regarded as the worst/gayest character in the justice league. Never has been cool. Someone finally had the bright idea to cast a Polynesian (masters of the sea/seafaring). Kinda makes you wonder why only now people have figured out how to uncuck aquaman.

>>85097643
Liberal fucking scum

>>85097576
Worked in the comic.

>>85097754
?

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>>85097413
It's actually true
the mods are being paid by wb

>alpha
pretty gay t b h

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>>85097851
oops here's your preference

>>85097934
there's no returning from that

just hide your face and bear it

>>85097741
I'm pretty socially conservative, but this post is exactly what I was thinking. It's literally the only kind of diversity casting that works. Take something that's shit, and build it up to something better, rather than vice versa.

>>85097643
Do you have of that weed left to sell?

>>85097741
>Aquaman : widely regarded as the worst/gayest character in the justice league.
Things have changed since the days of the superfriends, and aquaman had a solid decade in the 90's where he was one of the best titles in the DC linup.
But you're a shill reading from the script approved by market research and don't actually know what you're talking about.

>>85097934
You're god damn right you fucking numale liberal

>>85098143
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>85098009
I don't smoke.

>>85097741
>Polynesian
>masters of seafaring
the Portugese would like to have a word with you

>>85098008
A big hang up with all commands characters that is Atlantean mother is a race traitor so it's interesting that they made him mixed

>>85098166
Pretty much everything Snyder does reeks of latent homosexuality though

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>>85097741
>masters of the sea/seafaring
Step aside faggot

>>85098218
>all commands
Aquaman

Nice film you've got there OP
but how's the wife and kids?

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>>85098172

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ENJOY YOUR CANDY ASS BLONDE BUTT PIRATE VERSION OF AQUAMAN

>y-your liberal

HOLY SHIT DAMAGE CONTROL

>>85097310
looks like a radox ad

>>85098342
>classic aquaman is a butt pirate even though aqnuman looks like a literal homosexual

>>85098183
Then you should probably see a doctor about that undiagnosed cognitive disorder.
Seriously though it was the epitome of a souless mediocre shitty movie pushed out by the studio just to squat the rights.

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>>85098213
>>85098258

>year 0
>Polynesians sail thousands of miles of open ocean to islands 30 by 20 miles across using the stars and currents as guides
>Do this countless times, populating the entirety of the Pacific
>Portuguese and British are somehow better

Wew lad

>>85098166
You're right I have not payed attention to anything aquaman related since the superfriends, I should check out those comics. Just always felt like he was a forced addition, I mean, how often is anything happening near the sea.

>>85098213
Polynesians were first, using only the stars no navigate, coming from land too young to produce iron, with tons of mythology about animal creatures helping them. Polynesian aquaman is a no-brainer.

I'm not even the one who started this thread.

>>85098213
Portuguese are also niggers so it wouldn't change anything.

>>85098342
>baneposting spic is anti-white
What a fucking surprise

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>>85098483
Is that why half the countries in Oceania have the Union Jack on their flags?

>>85098478
Better adaptation than the Schwarzenegger.

>>85098495

Rather be a baneposting spic than pretend to like that gay ass aquaman just because of "Muh master race :(((("

>>85098532
Its because Polynesians saw the power and influence they wielded and did it out of respect. at least in Hawaii

most of the islands they colonized are still owned by the French and British to this day

>>85098613
Of course you would. /v/edditors like you can not commit to the real /tv/ and /pol/ ideals about race so you go for surface level shit you can just brush of as "memes" like the Raimi threads

You cowardly race traitor

>>85098495
That wasn't me, someone came to my aid.

>>85098546
>[brain parasites intensify]
I'm not even memeing make an appointment for a cat scan immediately.

>>85098648
meant for >>85098483

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>>85098701

>>85098722
If you haven't read the books why bother responding?

While the better film Schwarzenegger's version has almost nothing to do with Howard's stories, bar the name. The 2011 film was truer to the source material in terms of character and plot.

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>>85097310
I liked him before he became kino... gonna watch that one too.

You know, Polynesians loved/love white culture and were completely ok with the takeover. They liked living in nice houses and Hawaiians are actually the only natives to ever oust their native religion in place of another.

>>85098734
>>85098648
>>85098627
>>85098532

Let's not get sidetracked silly bois. We're talking about seafaring skill back in the day, not geopolitical maneuvering. Polynesians were better at sailing, and way worse at guns.

>>85098483
Old friend of mine was a half islander and was born and raised in the marshal islands and his family had a big "map" that they used to navigate. Looks like a bunch of popsicle sticks and sand dollars woven into a fishing net. It's supposed to represent season sea currents and prevailing winds. It was genuinely impressive that between that and inborn dead reckoning they colonized the pacific almost entirely.

>>85098868
if "back in the day" you mean year 0 then the people in Portugal were building war galleys while the Polynesians were building canoes.

>>85097741
>Aquaman : widely regarded as the worst/gayest character in the justice league.

By who? People who never bothered to read the comics? Aquaman is probably one of the more badass comic book characters. King of the sea and gives zero fucks about land dwellers.

>>85097851

disgusting

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>>85097310
Fuck off you meme spewing faggot

>>85098937
Polynesians had no access to iron. Moot point.

>>85097310
>see this trailer for the first time
>think it looks dumb and chuckle about how hard they're trying to make him look badass
>come to /tv/
>people actually buying into it and blathering about NUMALES BTFO BY MUH EPIK MANLY AQUA MAN!!! HE'S LIEK SO BADASS BECUZ WHISKY AND TATTOOS!!!