Woman kino has finally arrived

>quintessential power fantasy and escapism for men
>female protagonist
No

>>85097301
>quintessential power fantasy and escapism for men
That already stopped with NuBond though.
Who the fuck fantasizes about getting his balls bashed in by the villain?

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>The name's Bond. Jane Bond.

>>85097377
*raises paw*

'No Miss Bond. I want you to fry me an omelette!'

Nobody even tries to make good movies anymore.

"the next james bond" is Daniel Craig once again. This isn't news.

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>>85097396
JANE?

>>85097396
Came here to post this

Would be great if they don't have her do any hand to hand combat with men.

>>85097236
Would it bomb?

I don't know. Both the doctor and bond make sense to me to have as women

First of all they are both british and the brits love this social justice stuff. Also they are both mary-sues anyway and those are the kind of characters women gravitate towards
And they are both incredibly stale right now so anything to shake them up is a good idea. Even if it is for a stupid reason.

Oh they'll do it. You better bet your fucking ass they will. By 2030 pretty much every major franchise will have a gender bent/race bent reboot.

>>85097396
oh yea she definately could pull it off.

>>85097706
Oh well, they can get it over with once for the big franchises, watch them if you want, then we'll just carry on as normal.

>>85097301
>implying being a woman isn't a power fantasy for modern men
I'm not even joking here, it is.

why don't they just create a new character who is a female spy? why does it have to be bond?

Isn't Daniel Craig already confirmed doing another movie?

>>85097706
>Goodgals (2023)
>"I'm just breaking your ovaries s'all, why you gotta get so upset?"

Not a chance. They won't put a half century old guaranteed blockbuster in the ground for absolutely no reason.

>>85097817
name recognition

>>85097817

Cus just having a movie with james bond in it will make people see it. Why do you think people make movies with characters from a popular franchise instead of starting from scratch? Cus it's guaranteed to at least make a decent amount of money

>>85097236
>James Bond can be a woman
Literally can't, a female named James wouldn't be a very good spy. Bond can be woman, but not James Bond.

>>85097817
Because its not about creating new female things, it's about forcing women into established properties to prove a point about patriarchy and feminism so convoluted that nobody who unironically advocates for this shit can explain why they do.

I say this as a feminist... or whatever you'd call a feminist that hates this internet feminist shit. Cuck?

>>85097435
underrated

>>85097870
this

>>85097236
That literally makes no sense. The character is a male. You can just say "lol James Bond is a woman now XDDD". You can make a spin-off or a reboot in the same universe but Jane Bond blowing a guy after an intense poker game isn't the same as Bond being slightly sexist (but it's ok cause he's alpha). Jesus Christ what is wrong with Hollywood. What are they thinking? It makes absolutely no sense and I'm saying this as a non-/pol/cuck.
/blog post

>>85097817
because they are lazy. also most of the people they are pandering to probably view a replacement as some for of triumph. the whuite male has to be beaten.
good for me that i never watched one episode of dr who, always hated bond and never got into star wars

I would love to see a black female James Bond simply because of how absurd the whole thing would be.

>>85097301
It's current year. These aren't allowed to exist anymore. All movies need at least 6 strong black female Muslim protagonists.

>>85098039
There is no character. They keep rebooting him and people barely even notice that it's a reboot. Nobody cares about James. He does need to be male though, that's the core of the franchise.

>>85097986
second-wave feminist (before all the postmodernism crap started)

>>85098039
as long as it makes money they will do it.

>>85098100
AYYOO
>smacks lips
FUCK OFF WITH DAT STIRRED SHIT BOI
SHAKE IT SHAKE IT
>twerks

Why couldn't they do both? James Bond and have a spin-off Janet Bond or whatever. Inevitably have a film where they cross paths and have to work together.

>>85097651
>those are the kind of characters women gravitate towards

Because they are hot men

t. Dude who had a gf that hated action films but watched all the Craig bonds in the theatre

>>85097236

I really hope this happens so I can watch /tv/ chimp out.

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>first female time lord
are you fucking with me?

>>85097817
>Atomic blonde

Looking forward to it desu

>>85097322
>muh cuck fantasies
fuck off creep

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>>85097236
>move called james bond
>JAMES
>a male name
>cast a female
>mfw

This doesn't make sense, though. It can be done with the Doctor because he physically changes form periodically, right? But if you replace James Bond with a woman, it will simply be a new character.
They could say it's his sister or something call it a spin-off, I guess.

Sounds really cool honestly. Jasmine Bond needs to infiltrate a powerful corporation that pays men more than women and get to the bottom of it-but to do so, she will have to seduce the company's female record keeper...

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>>85098324
>male name
Names don't have genders you bigot

Ths is so dumb though. It's like instead of making Million Dollar Baby Clint Eastwood made a female reboot of Rocky

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE
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>>85098260
The author of that article has probably never watched the show and doesn't actually understand what a time lord is

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>>85098108
Crom take them

>>85097236
Why can't they just make a new Charles Angels movie? Men would actually go see it. R63 bond is a pointless pandering jesture. This has to be a social experiment. How could a group of people be consistently out of touch.

>>85098918
Le future fait mal

>they think women go see movies in the cinema

the only time women go see movies is when they go on dates with their boyfriends.

women don't give a shit about movies

>slut

>>85097236

I WANT TO BE A WOMAN PLEASE.

I WANT BREASTS ABLE TO LACTATE

AND VAGINA, APPARENTLY FEMALE ORGASMS ARE BETTER

HOW SHOULD I PROCEED ?

KILL MYSELF THEN REGENERATE ?

>>85097236
At this point I would take anyone over Craig.

>>85099518
Step one grow your hair out
Step two find someone in an alley
Step three give them a cleaver and $7.49
Step four go to hospital and don't bleed out
Congrats youre now a woman

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>>85097236

>>85099570
Mustafa Bond is a peaceful Muslim in the UK, but as the power of ISIS spreads he faces dangers from both ends-the radicals who would have him dead for obeying British laws and the British who distrust him for his faith in Allah.

>>85097236
i'm fine with it but only if its a porn

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Are you ready for the first black transsexual Jane Bond, /tv/?

>>85099719
Is he gender questioning ?

Is he a non-specist, believing humans are not worth more than other species ?


Is he being discriminated cuz his farts are smelling different ?

Not progressive enough if you can't answer yes to each of those questions.

joanna dark?

>>85099807
>he

Ummm, did you just assume that entity's pronouns?

>>85097322
Idris Elba is such a meme actor, can we assume he's fucking all the wives of his cuck producers

>>85097236

Sofia get

>>85099865
Sorry. I apologize. I should refer to it as

"entity-about-which-I-dare-not-assume-anything"

>>85098136
No, cuck is the right term.

>>85098643
>bird has swastika feet
I'm on to you, Sam

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cool. as long as they dont get a fucking shit actor to play jane bond just because shes the hot thing during that week im happy.

its been far too long since a good female actress has been the frontman in a film.

>>85099989
oh has it, has it been really long? Arrival, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Split, AND SO ON

>>85097817

Because no one's going to pay to see it and the agenda won't be pushed.

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>>85099989
don't worry, they will probably pick the best british actresses alive

why do they do this ?

make a new character / series / film whatever, no one cares when you make something good (sarah connor for example) dont take something beloved to people and just shit all over it to appease feminists or whoever, fuck me.

like look at blade, awesome, great character, fun films, now remake blade and make him a white dude and see what happens, its the same thing.

>>85100083
Ghost in the Shell, Nocturnal Animals, Wonder Woman, The Circle, any Jennifer Lawrence shit

Jillian Anderson is my pick

>>85100384
blade wouldn't work at all, a white guy simply cannot sell "some muthafuckas always gotta ice skate uphill"

Why are /pol/ posters so bitter towards women?

>>85100384
Totally agrees.

But the reason is they fear it will fail. They'd rather exploit big names.

>>85100433
thats the point...

>>85100476
What if Blade was a white guy who identifies as a black guy?

>>85100439
No we're better about bullshit.

>>85100549
kek

>>85100555
Bitter I meant, ofc.

>>85100384
because it's easier to subvert an existing fanbase instead of creating a new one.
Just look at comics, every time they try to create new characters, nobody is interested.
But when they replace an existing one with a new diverse version™ the fanbase keeps buying the product.

Why don't they make another spy movie in which the female protagonist is within the same fictional universe as Bond? Why does Bond suddenly have to be a woman? Or is the Bond in question a female relative to James Bond? This has to be an inside joke in the kike community

>>85097791
No she couldn't, because she can't fight toe to toe with men, not being a sexist women hater, it's just simple, it isn't believable and it never will be

>Bond is a woman
Who cares

>all the bitching when FemBond has sex with everyone and is violent and brutish and generally not a very nice person, like every other Bond
Not worth it

>>85097377
>Who the fuck fantasizes about getting his balls bashed in by the villain?

Liberal men since testicles are clearly the source of misogyny and the patriarchy and should be destroyed.

>>85097377
You don't know what a power fantasy is, do you?

>>85097986
la la prancing nancy boy, now go prep the bull you faggot

>>85098039
Hollywood is not in charge of this one, though, it's all britsh faggotry. They are reaching sweden levels of cuckery.

does anyone but american libs even care about doctor who
significant glass ceiling my ass

>>85102106
It's not ball torture.

>>85098039
>James Bond films
>Hollywood

>>85097575
Spectacularly

>>85100384
when will you chuckle fucks understand: on the surface it's milking an existing ip, but it's also a power move by the victim squad (feminists/lgbtq+/minorities) to take something belonging to the white man, their current enemy. so this is a way of one-upping the white man, take something that "belongs" to him and change it to fit the victim group's ideals. and they will not stop, not even when there's nothing left to corrupt, because their desire is not equality, but supremacy.

>>85097236

"Bond... Jane Bond."

You know they're going to call her Jane Bond. This is going to be hilarious.

>>85097236
>ghostbusters
>Dr who
>James Bond

Alright who's next?

>>85097236
WHEN WILL THIS WOMYN RUINING MALE FRANCHISES GIMMICK BE OVER

LITERALLY A MEME GENDER

FUCK OFF ALREADY SLAGS

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>>85097236
What's even the point of making male characters female? Wouldn't it just be better to make new characters and write new roles for women?

And no one can say anything because it just gets dismissed as fragile men bitching.

>>85097236
maybe the Muslims were right...

makes sense

I desperately want this to happen because I would enjoy nothing more than to watch the biggest sjw studio in business to crash and burn. Literally the same studio that gender swapped the ghostbusters and lost 80 million dollars are thinking about pulling this shit

>>85103030
Don't forget Star Wars

>>85103030
Arnold Schwarzenegger coming out as female like Bruce Jenner would be pretty kektastic.
It would also finally prove that those cock suckers over at CERN ripped open the gates to a different dimension with the large hardron collider and now the fucked up, crazy universe is overlapping with ours.

>>85097986
What self-self-respecting man calls himself a feminist? You're an embarrassment to this entire gender

>>85104297
Because new stuff doesn't come through the noise.

But when you do something like female James Bond you have a million people tweeting of how great/awful it is.

>>85099594
You forgot about the whole vagina part

Why does noone like the idea of a female 006 and a black dude 008, or something like that?
Why does the >CURRENT YEAR audience demand that 007 to be anything but a white male?
They can share the universe and make triple the money this way. Why don't they try it?

>>85104297
Because women are generally incapable of carrying action movies. The ghost doesn't fit the shell is a great example of this. They lost a ton of movie on this money.

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I hope they change it to Juwariyah Bond, a transgendered Muslim agent that enforces Shariah Law and the teachings of Mohammed peace be upon him for the Crown.

>>85104716
Because amy pascal is in charge of the studio. She also came up with the idea of unironically making a movie about aunt may before the amazing spider-man 2 flopped

>>85097651
>bond make sense to me to have as women
Yes it really makes sense to have a character that is stated as a white Scottish man to be a woman.

You are a fucking idiot.

>>85098320
This

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>>85097396
Move over

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>>85097236
>female James Bond
>movie ends with her getting beheaded by muslims for daring to walk the streets of London without a burka