/got/ general

Azor Jon

>>85094582
Who /jon/ here?

File: Honest-Heartsburing1.jpg (218KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1280x800px

>The real man that was in the Oldtown prison

>>85094582

I'm fairly certain that Jorah will leave with Sam and will suicide bomb someone important with the skin disease he has.

File: cersei.jpg (35KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 800x450px

have you accepted her as your queen yet, /got/ ?

Sansa is a psychotic Cersei-loving, Joffrey-loving, near-child-killing bitch who must be dethotted asap

File: Aemon.jpg (260KB, 500x434px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 500x434px

Someone create a webm of Dany tearing down Stannis's banner

>Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup. Poop. Soup.
What did they mean by this

File: 1500319419099.jpg (157KB, 798x1200px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 798x1200px

first for Mansa

>>85094582
STANNIS

>killing Walder offscreen

Literally the sole remaining good character

File: d00d3ea339c85ff760340f526c3c6d9f.jpg (127KB, 962x640px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 962x640px

>>85094664
Try again, Punk Cunt

See any Greyscale at his arm, Punk!?

FAGGOTS BTFO AGAIN!

>>85094686
Maesters love Indian takeout.

File: 1500224699719.jpg (121KB, 620x372px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 620x372px

Do they have coffee beans in Westeros? What is their tax policy for coffee industry?

>seven episodes this season, they must be going for quality of quantity this time around
>thats the episode they open with

kill me

>>85094686
A terrible montage to show time passing at the citadel before slughorn and sam talk

Why is the citadel not pissed at Cersei for murdering Peicelle and having a necromancer as her advisor?

Why the fuck do normies and redditors hate Sam?
I really don't get why he gets hated on.

File: 5435636.jpg (62KB, 632x960px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 632x960px

Why the fuck does nearly everyone wear black?

>>85094729
>he did not watch Season 6

>>85094686
That scene was great, and I invite anyone that disagrees to a fight to the death in the ring

File: 1500295859732.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>85094681
:(

File: queenofcocks.png (807KB, 1650x941px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 1650x941px

YAAASSS

>>85094686

That they have a nice system where the maester shit will drain down into the kitchen for the cooks to use as a nice flavor.

Horace Slughorn was 100% correct in everything he said this episode

>leaks confirmed
>denialfags still exist

What did they mean by this?

File: Capture.jpg (18KB, 797x428px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 797x428px

>>85094729
define offscreen

>>85094817
sansa has a nude scene coming up

>>85094729
Wasn't killed offscreen

File: 1358287808018.jpg (20KB, 466x359px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 466x359px

>>85094809
>>85094835
Oh right, now I remember

Should've rewatched it beforehand, forgettable mess

File: 1404689733204.jpg (33KB, 480x454px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x454px

>>85094838
wat

>>85094814
She looks more sad than anything, rather than disgusted. Is she a Stannisfag?

>>85094838
Meera nude scene when?

>>85094814
STANNISFAGS BTFO AGAIN!

File: Rick-and-Morty-S02E06-The-Ricks-Must-Be-Crazy-Peace-Among-Worlds.png (604KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 1366x768px

>>85094794
Really Its like the Vatican and Mecca were nuked and everyone is chill

Why is Beric Dondarrion so perfect

Preston WHEN?!!

>a song of ice and fire

What did George mean by this?

Is Nymeria confirmed? One leaks say yes, other don't mention her.

>>85094870
just imagine the size of that smelly jew bush

>>85094814
Fuck Satannis and fuck white people, yaas slay queen

File: 1500252662642.jpg (62KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 1024x576px

>>85094859
Not smart enough to be one

>>85094838
How do you know?

>>85094814
STANNISFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>85094857
she's got a full front nude scene later in the season
using a body double
her entire chest covered in burns, scars and missing a nipple

File: ed.png (2MB, 1455x821px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1455x821px

>That's a pretty song. I've never heard it before.
>It's "A New One"
Kind of an odd name for a song

>>85094879
They are afraid Cersei nukes everyone who protests

>>85094794
What are they gonna do about it?

>>85094905
She's in the preview of episode 2 so I'd go with confirmed

>>85094808
Black clothes trending

>>85094817
>HURR WE NEED DOO KELL ALL OF DE HOUSES
>Sansa the bad guys literally died
>YE BUD DEY WER BAD
>And they're dead now
>HOOZ WIV ME? KELL DEM ALL
>Sansa they're literally 2 children
>OMG UR JUS LYK JOFFRY SERSEE WUD NO WOT TO DO

>>85094808
to show how serious shit has become.

>>85094808
Cyberpunk fashion has caught Västerås by storm

>>85094896
That's what the'll say when the dragons kill the white walkers

File: 1500268673193.jpg (373KB, 540x675px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 540x675px

now and always

>>85094920
the fuck, why? i didn't get the impression ramsay was doing any of that to her, just some good ole rape

>>85094859
Shes clearly pensive over the coming bloodshed, drawing parallels with her fore-bearer Aegon and seeing the targaryen fortress abandoned.

>>85094925
IT WAS NOT A NEW ONE

IT WAS FROM THE BOOKS

>>85094896
Its the song that Ed Sheeran sang in the woods.

>>85094908
>a man who commits heresy talking about the law

The only law that matters is God's law. Law without proper faith is meaningless.

Stannis is a disgusting opportunist

>>85094984
>I am shit
>come and die with me anyway

File: Arya.jpg (266KB, 1296x648px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 1296x648px

>a couple of episodes ago she was acting like a literal retard, using her real name in public, paying random sailors she didn't know for passage, walking around in broad daylight even though she knew the Faceless Men were after her
>suddenly she's the best assassin in the world

BRAVO D&D

File: princess.jpg (145KB, 1080x1249px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1080x1249px

what went right

>>85094692
He's one of the best actors left in my opinion

>>85094925
I honestly found it hard to follow this scene with Ed Sheeran's face somehow in every shot

File: Ed-Sheeran.jpg (767KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

767KB, 2048x1536px

>"That's a pretty song, I've never heard it before"
>"It's a Song of Ice and Fire™"

FUCKING
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>85094957
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED ME FOR ADVICE?
>OK, what do you suggest?
>I DON'T I'VE NEVER FOUGHT A BATTLE

Sansa is L I T E R A L L Y the worst character in season 6 and this season currently. Even worse than the Sand Sneks.

File: thicc.jpg (614KB, 1071x1083px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 1071x1083px

*happens*

>>85094984
YOUNG ROBERT SHOW WHEN
Baratheon truly is the GOAT house.
Everyone else is beta cucks.

File: stannisfags.jpg (16KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 480x360px

>>85094814
>people really believed Stannis would be king
>people thought his bad luck would turn around eventually
>people thought D&D would let a guy who kills his own daughter take the thrown

>>85094957
In a bit of fairness, those children don't really represent their house. They'll have a bunch of adult advisers or whatever.

>>85094681
Stannisfags BTFO for the last time, I'm saving this webm for future generations

File: 1493259613125.png (86KB, 206x198px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 206x198px

I'm still mad that The Hound got defeated by shitty ass Brienne.
Also what the fuck is this Euron? Is this a joke?

File: Cunt Punt.webm (753KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

753KB, 1280x720px

>>85095086

>>85094925
what kind of haircut is that

>>85095064
OY, IT'S SHOWBUSINESS DARLIN'

File: jaime.jpg (145KB, 1181x853px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1181x853px

1st for Jaime AFFC chapters

File: vlcsnap-00582.jpg (417KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 1920x1080px

Can we discuss Winterfell for a second? Pic related.

>>85095064
still so salty

>>85095006
New within that world, or do you think he was advertising his own song?

>>85095068
>calling other people cucks when robert is literally a cuckold and stannis has such weak sperm he can't even father a son, while renly is a fag

Suck a great house

>>85095056
>Sansa I seriously need help for this fight
>OH GOSH MAYBE I SHOULD TELL HIM ABOUT THE VALE
>NAH I'LL JUST BE AWKWARD LOL WTF AM I MEANT TO DO JON OMG WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME

>Shansha I'm going to be incredibly vague but we should sherioushly take over from your bratha and maybe kill him
>LOL OK

It's only going to get worse

>>85094814
DELET THIS

>>85095064
Literally who?

>>85095113
it seems much smaller than i remember it

preston video when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw9EwQtE64U

wait
what was this scene about?
>every winter that has ever come as ended

So the westerosi is not to do anything about th walkers or what?

File: sweating.jpg (10KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 250x250px

>that feelio when I want to make verts but I lack a single bit of creativeness so I can't possibly

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85095122
Until I googled it, I genuinely expected it to be a song he was going to release

He still might, that Hobbit from LOST did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9dQ8hUi7U

>>85095113
>over 9000 hours in MS paint

>>85095136
[close up shots of scheming salsa face]

>>85095113
why is there a fucking wall around the godswood?

why is it made in paint?

>>85094809
>>85094835
>>85094851
For some reason I thought that I remember the fingers in the pie scene from the books and Walder Frey was still alive in the show

I should've watched a recap or something

>>85095177
I think this is supposed to be the show's version of the Maester conspiracy, I guess

>>85095194
hes probably gay. check his instagram

was the man who reached for Sam Stannis??

>>85095177
His point was that everyone who faces an apocalypse thinks it's the end of the world. But it never is. The Maesters and the Citadel endure and remind the remnants of the world what it is to be civilised.

Ergo Sam should stop fretting about the Walkers and focus on his learning

File: 2917921-winterfell_house_stark_24507794_1280_720.jpg (43KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 900x506px

>>85095113
they can't even keep a consistent design for winterfell. every season it looks different.

>>85094707
is this sansas body double?

>>85095113
Got a comparison picture with earlier versions?

>>85095241
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!°°
DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

>>85095251
I hope so

>>85095113
I forgot how weird and small it looked, but I wanted to mention it last night.

>>85095245
jorah

use your ears ffs

>>85094814
Why does she always make that cross-eyed face when she tries to portray disgust??

>>85095113
why dont most of the soldiers camp inside the outer walls looks like there is enough room for a few tents

>>85095177
Maesters are arrogant and slothful, relying on empirical data to the point of dogma.
>hurr durr we survived all disasters so fer, therefore we'll survive all of them

File: 1010 - aDW7N0x.jpg (11KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 396x385px

>end credits weren't Ed Shereen singing the rest of the song

>>85095177
The citadel are apathetic dumb dumbs who think just because past history happened the way it did, it obviously means similar circumstances will be overcome in the future

File: f362b1fbc99c5b2243418e9c2adf2dcb4a90467b.jpg (67KB, 1024x718px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1024x718px

>>85095113
Is it a proper town or just a castle?
I'm ttl showfag.

>>85095136
>JON THERE ARE ENEMIES IN THE SOUTH TOO!!! DON'T FORGET
>Yes, but there is A FUCKING ARMY OF THE DEAD COMING FROM THE NORTH
>BUT CERSEI!!!!

>>85095245
>first sentence he utters is pining for Dany

who do you think?

>>85095249
Reminds me of the Harry Potter films, exterior and interior as well as the surrounding areas of Hogwartz were completely different from film to film

File: MR. Payne.jpg (34KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x281px

>>85094808
Because Master Pain came by and put on a magic show.

>>85095249


You would think in an area heavily hit with snowstorms, they would want every roof to have a steep peak.

File: 20170129_004948.png (2MB, 1391x1639px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1391x1639px

>>85095241
You don't say?

File: u cheeky cunt.jpg (21KB, 540x281px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 540x281px

>>85094681
>>85094814

>>85095311
>JON YOU SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR CERSEI SHE SURE IS SMART AND CUNNING
>Sansa I saw a fucking blue looking guy raise an entire battlefield of corpses to add to his soldier collection
>BUT SHE'S SO SMART SHE'LL KILL YOU ALL
>Yeah and then the Night King will just raise us and kill her
>NUH UH SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT
>You sound like you admire her
>WHAT HOW COULD YOU EVEN ACCUSE ME OF THAT WELL SHE WAS SMART TBF BUT STILL WTF

File: 638215bf163d9f4499fead506a20e9d2.jpg (61KB, 640x633px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x633px

>new cersei/guard costumes
>black and silver
Gee, what an (((interesting))) choice.

>>85095113
CGI broke

>>85095113
looks like a wooden maquette

What happend to Cold Hands/Benjen again?
I forgot.

File: legenf.jpg (721KB, 2000x1334px) Image search: [Google]

721KB, 2000x1334px

>>85095136
it's all because of the rape scene, they had to rewrite the entire story and character to make up for crime against humanity that is showing rape against a female on screen (meanwhile THeon is literally getting mutilated and castrated for 2 seasons in a row but no one cares) so now we're stuck with Sansa YAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAYYY moments and epic one liners peppered all throughout the show till the very end

>>85095314
i hate when movies and tv shows have no consistency for their sets. it just makes everything seem sloppy.

>>85095113
How do they get snow out of those donut roofs? Looks like a cave-in waiting to happen

>>85095389
Got HODORED

By which I mean re-killed saving Bran from shit

>>85095248
But the only reason they always survive the apocalypses is because everyone thinks its the end and acts accordingly to steer their own fate and solve the problem.

>>85095389
he brought bran close to the wall and then rode off to do...nothing

>>85095372
Jon executing Sansa is the only way to salvage the Northern plotline.

File: IMG_2624.jpg (546KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 2048x1365px

So is Jeqen cool with Arya or naw

>>85095393
Someone needs to start a thing that D&D are implying getting rape empowers you just so we can start another shitstorm and go back to useless Sansa who does nothing and ruins nothing other than her own life

>>85095416
>benjen
>killed

I mean people who hasn't watched the show should't post in this general

>>85095064
wew talk about salt

>>85094859
She doesn't look like anything. I think she's contractually obliged to never emote.

File: 1497217691623.png (111KB, 261x263px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 261x263px

>>85095316

Your clothes are red.

>>85095425
And the Maesters do nothing, it's their way. Because it always works out.

>>85095070
>people still think GRRM would either

>>85095103
It's what your hair looks like after you had the armies hair cutter butcher it all off, and then wore a helmet for 8 hours.

>>85095372

She doesn't seem to take this "army of the dead led by beings impervious to conventional steel weaponry" very seriously. She thought Ramsay was even worse than them.

>>85095056
Yeah, but let's be clear, she was absolutely right in what she told Jon about where his loyalties should lie. Shouldn't have questioned him about it in front of everyone, but the Starks' loyalty to "the North" as a whole has fucked them over a time or two.

What I don't get is how Sansa is trying to act like she's some hardened connosieur of royal/court intrigue when 95% of the time she spent in King's Landing she was little more than the Lannister's puppet/hostage and was privy to relatively little high level politics or conniving in comparison to the people that play the game at the higher levels (e.g. Littlefinger, Cersei, etc).

>>85095453
Genuinely brilliant plan

>>85094808
>call other showplebs

lmao, the show will have an actual ending, while the books will have nothing.

the one who is a pleb is you who's still waiting for these fucking books

File: legendofmuhdick.jpg (111KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1280x720px

After the red wedding became such a huge deal, GOT started to become "event television", which means people started watching it at parties and get-togethers. Since the primary way to watch GOT became an event, the way the show was written was changed to capitalize on this phenomenon. D&D started writing it not as a serial narrative, but instead as a "show" in the true sense of the word. Since people are watching GOT in a party atmosphere, the show had to be re-tailored to better fit that kind of setting. That's why all the dialogue is very basic and straightforward now, and why there aren't any more prolonged scenes of pure character interaction with depth and nuance. You can't really engage with stuff like that when you're at a party and drinking with your friends and the chick next to you with the purple hair is screaming "YAAAASSSSLLLLAAAAYYYY" into your ear. You also can't have any non-action scenes that go on for longer than 5 minutes or people will get bored. So the show now feels scattered and schizophrenic, with it jumping from character to character every few minutes and all the dialogue being either exposition or "epic" statements clearly designed to be a part of an Emmy nomination sizzle reel.

>>85095064
SALTY KEK

>>85095389
>>85095416
saves jon later in season

>>85095543
Legend of the Seeker is the worst Fantasy show I've ever seen

>>85095490
>RAMSEY WAS SO AWFUL, HE RAPED ME
>While that is horrible Sansa, I've literally seen a magic demon raise our dead allies to forcibly fight for him and they can literally only be killed by fire or this very specific weapon material
>BUT RAMSEY RAPED ME
>Sansa this man could literally raise dad from the dead, which would be enough to mentally exhaust you, but dad would then try to kill you
>BUT I WAS RAPED

Somehow it's like the show is trying to say the show's literal representation of Satan is somehow not as bad as a rapist

>>85095490
>She thought Ramsay was even worse than them.
granted he forced himself into her tight virginal asshole
an army of dead faggots wont probably rape her ass again

>>85095502
No, she's an idiot. You don't strip an entire house of all their holdings because one leader fucked everything up and betrayed their liege. You can demand some sort of punishment, such as a hostage being sent to ensure the future loyalty of the rebellious house, but not even Tywin would strip them of their lands.

>>85095490
Just being a typical woman thinking she knows shit but in reality is way too sheltered to have any clue how oblivious she is to the world.

Actually really accurate writing in that regard.

>>85095490
She really doesn't believe him

>>85094664
Greyscale is actually thin flakes of dragonglass which appear on the skin. Those afflicted can kill thousands of walkers.

>>85094670
>You think I listened to Father for 40 years and learned nothing?
You should have listened to him when he said you're not as smart as you think you are.

File: fantasyshowforthewholefamily.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>85095543
D&D ran out of books. As much as people shit on Martin (and often rightfully so, especially with how hard Dance dropped the ball and how it doesn't look like Winds is coming within the next half-decade), he knows how to write something with just the right amount of foreshadowing and suggestion to be engaging and keep you on your toes. That's why there are so many ASOIAF fan theories, because Martin alludes to an obscene number of significant events and motivations going on just behind what we read. D&D, on the other hand, are much more straightforward thinkers. As soon as the show started to eclipse the books, all the characters in the story started shedding their layers of gray and subtlety, until we end up where we are now with clear, obvious heroes and clear, obvious villains to oppose them. D&D can't write characters with whom you can naturally engage and empathize with, so they basically just walk up and tell you who's good and bad instead.

>>85095600
To be fair, NK isn't known for raping anybody.

>>85095543
the fact is the only thing D&D cared about during the first 3 seasons was getting to the red wedding. everything after that they didn't give a flying fuck about, they just wanted to get to that moment because it's an ebin twwweeeessssttt. every fucking interview all they talked about was the red wedding.

>>85094814
Autists BTFO.

>>85095606
>but not even Tywin would strip them of their lands.
He wiped out an entire house because they won't pay taxes

>>85095451
there is no Jaqen H'gar

The faceless men are all completely interchangeable and Arya was dealing with multiple different people wearing the same faces of Jaqen and the Waif. When one gave up his life while wearing Jaqen's face to account for her wrongful murder of Meryn Trant, another one instantly took that face to make a point that the one who died was 'no one', and there was no jaqen to begin with

AND THEN THE SHOWWRITERS
suddenly stripped the faceless men of their fundamental identity of being interchangable, and decided that the waif and jaqen were now distinct characters who didn't change faces, and the waif turned into a retarded terminator robot for a chase scene and actually WAS competing for graduation from assassin school

I forget what happened with Jorah

>hangs with Tyrion
>gets the disease thing
>finds Dany
>????
>is now in a cage

Can someone remind me?

>>85095281
what was wrong with his fingers though? How did they get burned like that?

>>85095502
>What I don't get is how Sansa is trying to act like she's some hardened connosieur of royal/court intrigue

She was raped and spent a few days with Littlefinger. That's enough to give you knowledge of politics and scheming.

>>85095654
>takes over millions of people's bodies agaonst their will and forces them to do as he likes
>not literally rape

>>85095249
>>85095258

they changed location after series 1

>>85095374
unrelated but I manufacture PCBs and we have to bake them in these humongous ovens you can walk in and kill yourself with.

they have a tall blonde blue eyed dude working them

makes me fucking cry from laughter, I want to point this out to someone at work but I'd probably be fired

File: gendry-1366x768.jpg (135KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1366x768px

>>85094814
Bitch the emblem will be back just wait

>>85095666
He wasn't even a lord at the time. He wasn't really thinking about the long term politics.

>>85095695
Wanders off east
Ends up in Oldtown to meet another plot character

>>85095133
>Literally fucked all the wenches in the kingdom and having innumerable bastards running around.

>>85095695
dany tells him to find a cure. So he went to oldtown to be experimented on by nazis

Sandra is by far the worst written character in fiction history

File: 7567575.png (623KB, 876x478px) Image search: [Google]

623KB, 876x478px

Are those side-sails historically accurate?

>>85095543
What pisses me off is that EVERY SCENE needs to be that way now. I wouldn't have a problem with battles with weird continuity or action sequences if they sprinkled them in with, as you say, nuanced dialogue scenes where each character doesn't just openly state everything they're doing.

>>85095696
its just the friendzone rot he's had since fucking that stoneman

File: chemicals.jpg (109KB, 480x608px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 480x608px

Why does Dany care about muh family and muh dynasty when she can't even have kids and to her knowledge no members of her family even survive?

>>85095451
its going just according to keikaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL8FGrguno&t=18m14s
18:14
what did he mean by this?

>>85095729
>Gendry - last seen rowing away from Dragonstone in season three - finally makes a reappearance in King's Landing, where he is forging weapons; Davos jokes about him 'still rowing' when he finds him.

He gets roasted by Davos of all people

Gendry is kill

>>85095761
>nazis are poo poo cleaners
/pol/ btfo

>>85095743
>>85095761

Thanks

>>85095712
>against their will
They're dead, they don't have any will.

>>85095767
>autism

>>85094707
Oh shit that was a girl... I was totally boggled man ?? Girl?? Nah that's a dude.. named Alice I guess...

Well fuck

>>85095709
I know you're being facetious, but that's seriously the case the show is trying to make and I don't get how they expect anyone to take it seriously.

>>85095772
IT'S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85095177
white walkers = global warming
maesters = republicans

>>85095695
last i remember in s6 dany made him fuck off and cure his greyscale so i guess varys teleported him to the citadel

i have no strong feelings about ed sheeran one way or another. but why in the fuck would you instert a famous, recognizable singer into a fantasy world and have him basically playing himself? it breaks the fucking fantasy

garbage show

Stannis is alive?

>>85095806
Jon should marry it

>>85095695
He got touched by one of those greyscale people on his way to meet Dany after he was exiled, brought her Tyrion hoping she'd do him a fucc, she told him to gtfo again, he saved her from an arena of the golden mask guys and found her after she ran off, told her about the disease he had and she told him to gtfo again hahahaha

File: 8094069361_f0103f013b[1].jpg (79KB, 450x442px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 450x442px

>Damn you meddling Kids!

>>85095827
>white walkers = global warming
P O T T E R Y

>>85095753
Exactly, title-less no name bastards who will die and have died like the irrelevant peasants they are

Plus he was so dumb he didn't even realize his 'kids' weren't his while everyone in the realm knew he was a cuck

>>85095767
If you want to turn really quickly you just lower one side I guess.

>>85095833
Because MUH QUASIMODO WILLIAMS WANTED IT!!!!!

inb4 Joe Jonas gets a cameo in season 8

>>85095772
Why couldn't she have kids? She's done it once before already.

File: 1500277513204.jpg (3MB, 2808x3072px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2808x3072px

>>85095762
she was literally fine in the early seasons when she was underage and just a victim of her surroundings

now she's garbage because everyone has unanimously decided that she has to be badass and YASS QUEEN SLAYY everyone

>>85094707
with a face like dat u no dem tiddies gun be choice

>>85095767
what history?

>>85095836
Who?

>>85095767
>that close to kingslanding at full sail

>>85095891
Fuck off sandrafag

>>85095770
>HAHAHAHA LE FRIENDZONE KNIGHT LOL XD

You have to go back

>>85095875
Who does Isaac like?

Ah who the hell am I kidding d&d would never do a favor for the red hedded step child of the cast

guys seriously CIA is he just going to die off and all 7 seasons of build up will be for nothing?

File: 1499454861532.jpg (2MB, 1620x2000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1620x2000px

Never thought I'd see the day where Maisie > Sophie

But we are unironically there

>>85095606
I'd rather make a potential enemy of some vengeful son or daughter who has been stripped of all real power than plant any seeds of resentment in the minds of the ally standing at my back.

>>85095770
+648284674 upvotes my man

>>85095762
she had potential, but ruined by shitty actress and shitty writing

>>85095951
He'll underestimate Sansa and lose his life for it

His one mistake is his downfall,he trained her too well

It's pottery

>>85095927
Jorah's character arc in the previous season was listened to Daario about how he cucks him again and again, and how being a cuck is good, because your woman will love you for it

>>85094985

She literally mentioned that he did all sort of horrible things to her body, he just didn't touch her face.

>>85095959
She'll be fuck ugly in a few years. People only like her currently because she's petite desu.

>>85095967
Sansa is not an ally. The actual allies lose faith in you when they realize that if their son fucks up, their house is gone forever.

>>85095855
>everyone in the realm
Just in the small council. LF, and Varys had a spy ring. It's likely LF dropped the hints to his buddy Renly and old Jon Arryn to sow CHAOSH. Pycelle was tipped off by Jon's investigation. Everyone else was clueless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q1XzHrkCS8
>The Ironborns are bitter angry little people.
they only know how to steal things they cant build or grow themself

Jaime-Euron banter best scene in the EP

Question for those of you watching this trash, do any of the leaked plots match what happened so far?

>>85095891
early sansa was a cunt

>I LOVE JOFFWEY I WANT HIS BABIES I LOVE HIM I WANT TO BE QUEEN LIKE CERSEI

few years older than arya and less than half as smart

>>85096013
She's not even that petite, did you see those linebacker shoulders in that ugly green dress she wore to the premiere

>>85095606
>who are the tullys and the freys

File: asts.jpg (79KB, 560x556px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 560x556px

>>85095959
always

>>85095451
>Learns the art of magic murder from a death cult
>Tells him to fuck off and leaves after learning their secrets and goes to kill a bunch of important people
>After failing every test, defiling the sacred cult and murdering their best apprentice
I guess Jenkem Jaguar would be a little buttblasted about it

File: euron trapinion.png (2MB, 947x2130px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 947x2130px

Is Euron correct?

>>85096032
All of them. Every spoiler is true, just like every fucking year

HBO is a fucking sieve

>>85096033
>BUT SHE WAS JUST A KID HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

>>85095674
So... is she still marked for death or faceless approved of her training?

>>85095951
>tfw cia will die in the north
>tfw he will never look at the mountain and say 'ur a big guy'

File: 1500292677253.jpg (88KB, 537x960px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 537x960px

>>85096056
Say that again

>>85096056
>Height: 5′ 1″
>She's not even that petite

Trust in me senpai, this is the reason

>>85095988
Twas but a sacrifice made so he can truly become Azor Ahai

File: Screenshot_20170717-075154.jpg (800KB, 1432x1403px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 1432x1403px

Bran always has and always will be the absolute cutest of the child cast

>>85096057
The Tullys did not have a long history of serving the Lannisters and the entire house was committed to opposing the Lannisters. They were still openly hostile.

>>85095543
>>85095647

You're right. There's not even an ounce of nuance now. If the writers want something to happen ,it happens, regardless of any logic behind it being able to happen. They need Tristane dead, so the Sand Snakes are somehow in King's Landing the same day Myrcella is revealed to be dead, and they make into his boat, kill him and make it back to Dorne. Theon needs to be present in the Kingsmoot to hand over to Yara, so he just walks to a port from outside of Winterfell and gets a ship to the Iron Islands with no hindrance. The other two dragons appear right as Daenerys is in that fight burning the ships, because three dragons burning shit looks cool.

Additionally, is there any substance to this show? I've never watched it, but from the images and webms posted here it seems to be about women in tight leather clothing.

File: 1398477881592.jpg (42KB, 394x458px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 394x458px

Reminder that the Iron Bank are the only winners in this conflict

>>85094896
Um the white walkers are ice and the fire worshippers are umm fire. And they have something to do with ending the "white march"

>>85094814
>D&D writing season 5.webm

>>85096113
>woman is 4'5 but weighs 200lb
>THAT'S PETITE

>>85096033
She was young and stupid and paid for it.

Oh wait no now she's magically invincible queen ruler of everything because ramsey made her do anal.

>>85096066
So why does he says that she truly is no one when she assumed arya stark again?

Thats oddly sounding like approval to me in spite of her actions

>>85096134

they're long forgotten about now.

How will WW pass the wall?

>>85096016
I'd say they lose faith in you when they walk side by side with you into a battle against impossible odds and you deliver the message that they could have just as easily sat it out with no repercussions beyond the obvious risks of doing life or death battle.

>>85096126
The Sand Snakes killing their entire family to avenge their dead father who loved that family and was loved by that family is easily the dumbest thing that has happened in the show.

File: IMG_1218.jpg (23KB, 250x210px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 250x210px

>Stannis in previously on GoT
>Jaime talking about Stannis leaving Dragonstone abandoned
>Sam remembering Stannis could have saved him a lot of time
>Stannis banner

He's doing pretty good for a dead man two season later desu

Also it's funny in retrospect that they included Stannis feeling slighted about not getting Stormsend in season two when in the show Dragonstone is way more important and actually plays a big role and Stormsend is cut

>>85096134
>implyinging

They're never getting their money back. This is like the government giving people loans to pay tuition fees on the basis they pay them back from their salary, so everyone fucks off abroad once they graduate.

The government loses around 1/3 of all the money it gives people to go to uni

>>85096134
But what are their tax policies?

>>85095959
She still looks like a goblin.

>>85096169
All according to plan, goyim. Nobody suspects anything. Where does everyone buy their food and provisions from in the upcoming war during winter?
((((((WHO)))))) KNOWS

>>85096123
Maisiefag btfo

When Sandor said "better men have died shitting themselves to death in a field" was that a nod to book 5's ending?

When Sandor was literally digging graves for the farmer and his daughter was that a reference to the books?

>>85096134
>loan money
>never get it back

>>85096176
Oh sure, you should probably demand a hostage and enact some penalties on them, make them work to redeem their house, but I can see why he wouldn't do that in such an apocalyptic situation.

>>85096029
WHY IS EURON GREYJOY NOT WEARING AN EYEPATCH???

I ASK YOU /TV/

WHERE IS THE FUCKING EYEPATCH????

File: bigman.png (358KB, 711x605px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 711x605px

when will it happens?

>>85096123
MODERN DAY

File: we just dont know.gif (999KB, 250x251px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 250x251px

How come Arya can wear faces without going blind now?

>>85096245

It's too piratey.

>>85096247
Never, he dies on the raid north of the Wall to snatch a Walker

>>85096066
Well, if the cult's "best apprentice" lost against a level 5 goblin they should rethink their training program desu.

>>85096258
Feminism

>>85096197
>only scene that made me cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCm56L-lTY

>>85096126
>but from the images and webms posted here it seems to be about women in tight leather clothing.

yeah that's mostly what it's about, at least it's self aware

>>85096175
boats or just walking underwater (or over the water, because freezing cold)

they clearly didn't plan that one

>>85096105
please tell me this is real

>>85096258
She killed the Waif and added her face to the wall of faces

She didn't do it the traditional way, but she passed the exam and is a faceless Man and left Braavos free and with Jaqen's blessing

File: Stannis_Baratheon_(S05E01).jpg (22KB, 350x438px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 350x438px

>>85096197
So Stannis still draws dimes?

How big of a draw is he?

File: 1474335193957.png (330KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 600x450px

>>85096258
what the fuck?

>>85094879
Anon religion is peaceful. Haven't you ever heard of "turn the other cheek"?

>>85096247
That's the very last scene of the show. Him and Bri floating off on a raft while they make love. He makes a quip about breaching her wall while she moans softly.

>>85095907
this

>>85096105
Ugly, man shoulders, and has to nearly snap her back in half to have an """"ass"""

What did Clegane see in the fire?

File: 1498153627551.jpg (135KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1252x1252px

>Podrick getting bullied by Brienne

He doesn't deserve this

>>85096197
They included that when they thought people cared about characterisation.

>>85096357
Me fucking ur mum

>>85096236
so Stannis is alive, he's just evading taxes? GRRM is truly a visionary

>>85096245
The actor's pale, feverish, wide eyes are the only thing close to intimidating about him. Take that away and he's just some manlet redneck.

>>85096357

He literally is narrating everything during the scene.

File: Puberty.jpg (119KB, 598x732px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 598x732px

>>85096357
Arya's sweet ass

>>85096366
He gets groped by Bronn later. Richt on the cock

>>85096357
Can we even get hype any more

>>85096357
ur mum being fugged by yours truly XD

>>85096366
Podrick is just a fucking joke , he's either getting humiliated by Brienne or he's fucking whores so well they don't charge him.

>podrick's whoring secrets still haven't been revealed

wtf, did they just forget about this?

>>85096245
It doesn't matter about the eyepatch, he doesn't have the gravitas necessary for Eurone. The actor is just an ugly manlet.

File: amy poehler.jpg (29KB, 306x418px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 306x418px

In this show every real, white, heterosexual man with balls is a villain while the heroes are women, midgets, eunuchs, gays/lesbians, ethnic minorities, disabled people and literal cucks. Jamie was a villain until he got his hand chopped off, then instantly became a hero. Theon was a villain right until the moment he lost his cock and since then he's been a hero.

I'm fucking done.

File: 5353.jpg (242KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1920x1080px

Believe me these rag tag band of rebels will lead a revolution and proclaim a much superior republic and topple these tyrants.

File: benioffweiss[1].jpg (612KB, 800x894px) Image search: [Google]

612KB, 800x894px

>The Freys were literally poisoned by their enemies

Braavos

File: smug.jpg (105KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 800x800px

>>85096357
he saw a mountain

>>85096398
he was lying
rhlorr showed him furry porn in the flames

hence the traumatized look on his face

>>85096423
>have a long scene where LF talks to Ros about how he tortures and sells girls who dont make him money
>Pod fucks three whores so good that they dont charge him
What did they mean by this?

>>85096423
>whores just felt like being nice and played up his skills

that's all

or he's hung like a fucking horse, who knows

>>85096467
When was the last time Littlefinger did anything pimp/brothel related?

People quickly forget an absent tyrant

>>85095897
Her bra seems to be doing much of the work there. Girl(?) truly is cursed, maybe she's smart.

>>85096460
UPVOTED MY REDDIT PAL

>>85096366
Brienne is the fucking worst.
>brute
>bully
>surly
>hothead
>uncharismatic
>shit mentor
>shit protector
>shit oathkeeper
>shit diplomat

>>85095959
they're both busted inbred slags

File: 1500262295155.jpg (317KB, 1000x2240px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 1000x2240px

>>85096357

File: Smug Maisie.jpg (98KB, 608x608px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 608x608px

>>85096466
fuck you anon, that wasn't funny but I laughed anyway

>>85095959
Maisie has always been hotter

>>85096446
How did Arya know that these soldiers were going to be top lads? Based on what we've seen in the show so far, approaching random encamped soldiers in the forest is a bad idea

this show is kinda....bad. Rite?

>>85096458
>arya killed frey just like how they killed mommy stark

like pottery

>>85094707
Reason #765 to worship the Lord of Light:
Only the old gods would put tits that nice on a face so ugly

>>85096509
Are they just going to gloss over the fact that Brienne thinks she killed Sandor, and Sansa knew Sandor was a decent dude?

>>85095959
Unironically kys

File: 1495545119377.jpg (9KB, 201x251px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 201x251px

>>85096379
kek, BRAVO GRRM

>>85096258
Blindness was never a side effect of wearing faces, she was made blind by an unrelated poison.

>>85096357
>Ice, cold like a corpse
>The dead walking again, like Gregor Clegane
>A MOUNTAIN
it can't be any more obvious

File: 1427257313972.jpg (128KB, 720x563px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 720x563px

>>85096531
>["u wot m8" in the distance]

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

NEW THREAD:
>>85096526

>>85096445
>I'm done
>watch the next ep
>I'm done this time
>watch the next ep

File: Tormund_battle_bastards_main_infobox.jpg (117KB, 433x638px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 433x638px

>>85096445
Jon snow?
Daario Naharis?
Davos Seaworth?
Tormund Giantsbane?
Thoros of Myr?
Beric Dondarion?

File: IMG_20170717_075526_739.jpg (425KB, 1389x1389px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 1389x1389px

>>85096543
>implying bran would ever be responsible for that disgusting ginger wart
He is a man of exquisite taste

>>85096544
Yes. Kind of like how they're ignoring Tormund leading a campaign of genocide on defenseless Northern villagers.

>>85094920
> body double

Might as well just not make the scene is it is not going to be her.

File: IMG_3068.png (89KB, 524x499px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 524x499px

>>85095907

Yeah thats the first thing i thought. The entire fleet blasting through the water full speed towards a fucking cliff.

Not to mention they are approaching from the west for some gay reason when they should have been coming from the south along the coast.

>gonna pass dragonstone to go to kings circle jerk in my snazzy little man suit from urban outfitters
>tell queen im gonna go to dragonstone to kill her brother because i know thats what itll take for her to marry me and knew that before i even showed up because she never told me
>leave and go back the direction where i came from
>waste all this time because ????
>pass gendry and sink his little rowboat cuz pshhh nothing personal kid

Why didnt he just post up in dragonstone to begin with? Why the FUCK does he think hes gonna take on dragons with his gay little fleet?

>>85096460
Actually made me kek

>>85094879
The Citadel is where they teach maesters, not septons/priests.
The separation of church and state run universities is lacking in dis bread

>>85094896
It´s Jon Snow, he is the song of ice (Stark family) and fire (Targaryen family)

>>85095196
>that Hobbit from LOST did
No no, that's the wrong hobbit. Pippin wasn't in lost, Merry was

>>85096501
Just saying theyre not gonna cast a girl that ugly without gold in that bra

>>85095393
Legend of the Seeker > GoT

>>85096445
See you next week

>>85096699
Its called putting in facetime.

Hes just trying to steal her dragons anyway

File: hype.jpg (303KB, 1000x2240px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1000x2240px

>>85096517

>>85095115
She will never get over it. Priceless.

File: 1498030833038.png (28KB, 354x286px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 354x286px

>>85094925
For hand's of gold are always cold
A woman's hand's are warm

>>85095476
He would never make Stannis the king. He's mostly going to die. But he would never burn alive his only heir...

File: spinnaker.jpg (51KB, 627x400px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 627x400px

>>85095767
Those sails don't make sense, sometimes you can have sails in weird positions like that but never with a mast. The way that is built the mast would act as a lever putting a bunch of lateral force on the hull, it wouldn't help move the boat forward and it would make it impossible to steer. You could have one sail offset to the side like that if it was mast-less like a spinnaker (pic related) but never two on either side.

>>85095533
d&d poor writing is making us carve those fucking books more

>>85097768
you say that now that it's obvious. you tards used to constantly post about how stannis would be king before he died

>>85098115
Until I see a body, Stannis The Mannis is alive and kicking

>>85095469
>>85095316
underrated

>>85095543
There was barely any action in this episode though lol. This wouldve been boring af to watch with friends

>>85098153
Amen, Stannis the Mannis is alive. Bc that scene they just didn't kill off Stannis's character, they killed Brienne's too. Fuck bad writing.

>>85098115
I was talking about the books not the show. Stannis may not be king but I have hope. BTFO

>>85096247
This is the moment when I shouted THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES