PANTALEONE'S HAS BEEN TOPPED

>>85089846

Who the fuck thought that a recipe like that would be a good idea?

It's like one of those joke pizzas you order while drunk for shits and giggles or a pizza straight from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

So I take it Gordon wouldn't be a fan of Cici's?

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Pantaleone's za is fucking fine, though.

Absolutely horrendous.

>>85090949
i would eat that

>>85092214
That's surprising.

Watching the episode right now.
The hotel is worse than my shithole and they charge $700 per night.

>>85089846
You're on national tv

Why do they intentionally make shit food and then complain when he doesn't like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhVvdb1lxfU

I honestly wonder how it must feel being a permanent manchild with too much money like this. He doesn't even have a family or anything, this is his life.
Like
>vrom vroom supercar i will build hotel like this
>mmm i like chocolate and bacon i will serve it every day i only serve things i like fuck everyone else
>this hotel is for ME
jesus christ

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The food was so bad he killed the god damn chef.

>>85093032
Drugs.
Cocaine is hell of a drug.

>>85093054
CALL 911

>>85092680
>Why do they intentionally make shit food and then complain when he doesn't like it
these people have such big egos that they don't think their food is bad

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>>85089846
>Keep it local
>Seasonal ingredients
>Ingedients/dishes that match where you are

How fucking hard is it

>>85093294
But he's there because everything is going to shit

>>85089846
That's so fake it's uncomfortable.

>>85093316
a lot of the owners on the show blame the staff

>>85090949
trve italiano '''za

>>85089846
Shit's fake, has he ever liked one dish?

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>>85092951
Thank you Anon, i was just about to ask for the episode.

>>85093591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVMxZMxkAgM

times Gordon was wrong thread?

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>>85089846

>>85094668
Is it any good?

>>85094710
it's good the first slice(like nutella on a thin toast) but then it's getting disgusting and you feel like shit for eating it because you paid 3€

>>85094710
its a giant chocolate chip cookie

>>85094668
notice the lack of bacon

>>85095007
and strawberries, and pizza dough

>>85094668
I never thought to put Captain Crunch on a cookie

>>85089846
>chicken is clearly very moist
>bland
>way too much rosemary
What

>>85095120
those are marshmallows

>>85095129
Its fucking shite m8

That's beyond retardation, even more fake than the regular show, fuck off, reality tv is a disgrace

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>>85094302
>oy vey
>for a price

>>85090949
So the table is so small, that he put the pizza up on this thing?

>>85095242
The place closed soon after.

There is literally nothing wrong with a thick greasy crust

>>85095464
What if it's fucking raw?

>>85095464
>ive never had a proper meal in my life

>>85095464
The crust was the only part that wasn't greasy

It was just RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

>>85095129

Rosemary is very overpowering spice if used incorrectly.

But I do agree that Gordon just seems to throw away his most basic insults because he's bored, not because he actually wants to criticize the food.

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>>85089846
>mfw

>...fuck me

fucking kek

>chocolate on pizza
Holy fucking shit on a bicycle.

Pineapple, come back. All is forgiven.

>>85095832
no

>>85095862
I'd much rather have pineapple than chocolate. That shit looks disgusting.

Nothing will ever top the banana and chicken smoothie from this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcrlsRJC7o8

>what is this?
>it's a spoonfull of salt, chef
>mmm, hmm
>it's dry, it's bland, it's tasteless
>i wouldn't even feed it to the Dead Sea

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>>85094668
Germany is so weird sometimes.

>>85095129
You can't tell if the chicken is moist from the video. There was obviously sauce on the chicken, but if it's overcooked chicken breast will still be dry and almost powdery. No sauce can mask that.

>>85095947
>salt
>tasteless

try again

>>85095972
why? it is a dessert produced by one of the biggest dessert producers in the world(?)
basically a big cookie

Why are chefs always such assholes?

My uncle owns a restaurant, and when I was working there all he did was bitch about everything. It's like it goes to their head and suddenly EVERYTHING is wrong except the way they do it.

>>85096028
for you

>>85096028
Chocolate on pizza.

It's not advertised as a cookie.

>>85095972
its a giant cookie shaped like a pizza, thats all

>>85096069
they work with heat all day, it fries their brain

>>85096069
High stress job.

>>85096069
Most people are incredibly bad at cooking. When you know how good something can be and you see people ruining it, it's very upsetting.

>>85095972
That is a cute Yui.

>>85089846
oh em eff gee

>>85089846
o
m
f
g

>>85096100
That's the joke

Is Hotel Hell as good as Kitchen Nightmare US/UK?

>>85096349
Dunno watching it right now but some of the shit is obviously faked.

>>85089846
>did you slaughter the pig yourself?
>no ramsey
>fucking hell
*loud cymbal plays*

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Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n0ba47kdPY

>>85096349
it's more dramatized

still watchable but worse than the UK versions of his shows

>>85096349
its pretty shitty, I mean Gordon is not a fucking hotel owner.

If you want to watch a good Hotel show watch Hotel Impossible. Very little drama honestly, lots of fun hotel stuff though

>>85090949
american retards shouldn't be allowed to mess with pizza

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Just posting mandatory Daniel, the prince of JUST.

>>85096616
:(

>>85090949
Who the fuck eats a pizza with a knife and fork? what the fuck is his problem?

>>85096394
>>85096465
>>85096532
okay thanks, watched three episodes so far (the weed lodge, the cher singer and the drunk granny chaser) and it was only okay.
Guess I will watch a few more and then look into Hotel Impossible

>>85096616
give me a quick rundown on daniel

>>85089846

Ron Pearlman never should have become a chef.

>>85096687
his parent stole his money.

>>85096687
do you want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada?

NIIIINOOOOOOO

>>85096687
>His father steals his inheritance money
>Balding
>Golddigger 4/10 gf
>Restaurant is going to shit
>Gets in a fight with an employee

>>85096687
his parents used him. took his money to open a restaurant put him into serious debt. the restaurant failed so they asked son for even more money.
but seriously that episode is great they are some of the most horrible parents ever.

>make people work the kitchen like a factory
>wonder why the food tastes like shit

you want a good cook, you need to find some autist who enjoys doing the same shit 24/7 without getting tired of it. professional cooking is conveyor-belt work, were you do nothing but memorize proven procedures and repeat them endlessly.

but you can't just employ some moron who cannot put together a lego set if his depended on it, because then you get a shit'n'bacon pizza. people who fail at this basic shit will never learn, because they lack the understanding of what they are doing. for each of this episodes, the solution is always to fire the cooks and get fresh ones.

>>85096640
Funny enough Italians in Italy do unless they order a slice and then they eat with a napkin so they don't dirty their hands. It's a euro thing.

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I hope all of you also have photos as evidence of you cleaning.

>>85089846
Ron Perlman should just stick to acting

Bacon goes with a lot of sweet stuff, Ramsey is obviously exaggerating.

>>85096925
you should kill yourself

>>85096925
Bacon goes with eggs

>have 182 dishes on your menue
>from chinese to local to greek
>wonder why nothing is cooked right or fresh
Why do owners always do this?

>>85096975
And maple syrup

>>85096454
I first tought that was yoda on the right

No more Kitchen Nightmares

Hotel Hell only every other year

Just finish me off in a microwave lads

>>85096862
Nino was literally fucking insane.
>i come in early to start cleaning and leave pretty late
>i also come in on the weekends to clean extensively
>here's some pictures of me cleaning to prove to you that i clean
such an insecure overcompensating man.

>>85096925
i heard about this. is it true americans eat bacon with syrup?

>>85097112
you wat it without

>>85097059
hotel hell is okay sometimes.

i don't understand why they dont just bring back kitchen nightmares?

>>85097112
no we have syrup infused bacon

>>85097007
more = better, in brainlet heads

>>85097112
only fat people,

you shouldn't combine high fat with high sugar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yox3-U7r_i8

>>85096972
>>85096975
>I can't deal with the fact that these shows are terribly fake!
Manchildren. I'm not claiming is going yo be an excellent pizza, but those flavours work together. Try bacon, cooked in a clean pan, with some Nutella, it's gluttony and not that amazing, but still works fine. I wouldn't order that pizza, but Ramsay should know better as to act like that

>>85097112
Canadians, and a lot of people. It's not half bad, but I wouldn't eat it daily.

>>85096925

It CAN go with complimentary sweet items on a plate due to the fact the way bacon breaks down when cooks (and how it tastes) you can't just drown bacon in fucking nutella and claim "but bacon goes good with sweet"

>>85093403
I remember those spoilt sisters that runs a hotel and the girl whose daddy bought her the restaurant
They are fucking goldmines of idiocy

>>85097112
I grew up eating bacon and breakfast sausage with maple syrup any time we had pancakes. Some people also glaze thick cut bacon with brown sugar and stuff. But I don't support the chocolate dipped bacon thing people are doing.

If I was just having bacon and eggs I would not add syrup

>>85096614

That guy was greek

>>85097007
the types who've never been in a kitchen in their life do this
they just make shit up without thinking at all
sort of architecture: post grad architects just draw fantastical shit that """works""" but never realize how much effort, money, or time it really takes to make it work.
you never truly know until youre down in it

>>85097112
Only if I already have syrup on my plate because I'm eating pancakes or waffles. If not, I don't.

>>85097183

>never eat ice cream

:(

>>85097389
>>85097174
It just confuses me that they apparently put so little thought into their main income source.

>>85097168
Maybe Gordon hates doing it

After all these years only a few restaurants were able to get back on track most go back to their shitty ways 2 weeks after Gordon leaves

That has to be disheartening

>>85097338
I'm not claiming it's a good plate, but it's exaggerate. The U.K. version would probably say it's too sweet, and act upon the problem of the dough they used. Also, most restaurants have shit meals for kids.

>>85096616
What episode?

>>85097487

And for a lot of the ones that do manage to turn things around, it's too late and they're too deep in debt

>>85097487

Nigga, it's dynamite telly and really popular.

When I lived in the US the comfiest goddamn show was this and Bar Rescue, I loved it despite how cliched and fake it all was.

>>85097265
I bet you think Ketchup is an acceptable substitute for tomato sauce on pizza.

>>85097610
Which ones are still open? Are they the ones that truly takes his advice?

>>85096454
So, at the end of the episode, the restaurant is saved and the chef admits he was a fool and everything works out in the end, right? Also, the restaurant closes a few months later, right? I'm asking because I'm sort of interested in watching this episode, but don't want to really if it just ends like that.

>>85097587

Burger Kitchen. Fun fact, that guy's grandfather (owner's father) who left him that inheritance was a notorious crime boss in Australia

>>85089846
That shit looks fucking putrid. I respect him for at least trying this shit before he roasts them because the average person would have just skipped to the roasting.

is he right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6LRgcGC8I

>>85097487
>disheartening
Or it shows how shit he is at fixing restaurants

>>85094302
holy shit, that chef got knocked the fuck out

Is there an Uk/Usa version of Mein Lokal, dein lokal? In my country yes, and it's pretty kino. One of my favorite programs

>>85097640
Nigger I live in fucking nowhere and I know that sweet pizza exists and candy bacoj exists ans I have tried it. If done properly and with the proper dough, it's quite nice even if it's a bit gimmicky.

>>85097659

http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2013/01/list-of-all-episodes-posts.html?m=1

is this the only tv show thats on in bongolia?

>>85097612
>Bar Rescue
This episode with Amanda is a KINO episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZR1olrb_wg

>>85096069
Its the least fun job in existance. Youd have to be a masochistic psycho to take that iob.

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>>85092951
was there any financial burden for the owner? it just seems like it's something his [SPOILER]FUCKING LOADED[/SPOILER] dad bought him for for his birthday.

>>85097782
OH FUUGGGGGG

>>85097737
>Nigger I live in fucking nowhere and I know that sweet pizza exists and candy bacoj exists ans I have tried it.
don't think these are connected?

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>>85093054
staged as shit

>>85097675
http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2013/01/list-of-all-episodes-posts.html
check this list with the restaurant names or just check yelp or similiar sites.

>all episode that chef goes on about how gorsan reignited his passion for food
>quits straight after filming

What a bitch

>>85097834
There's cupcakes with candy bacon, it became a huge meme and everyone is trying it. Overated by retarded memelords? Sure, but using bacon in sweet things isn't bad and it's obviously not bad in a chocolate pizza.

>>85089846
>what would you rate your food?
>a six
>"i wouldn't feed this food to my dog"
How the fuck is a 6/10 "i wouldn't feed it to my dog?"

>>85096349
No, but it has some hilarious moments and charactera that are funnier than anything in any of his other shows.

I actually just watched season 3 though and it was way better than season 2. Better production values, less dramatization and over-the-top music. It felt more down to earth and real like UK kitchen Nightmares which i appreciate it for.

>>85097782
>that was the owner
>oh...

lol

>>85097712
Isn't that called Pizza Hawaii?

>>85097968
It's fucking sick you flyover scum

>>85096839
Jeez, like the place of origins for Pizza has no standing in the world.

>>85096069
idiots tend to be assholes and since you don't really need a high level of intelligence to cook food chefs tend to be idiots
education makes them even bigger idiots because it means they have bragging rights and thinks they're better than other

>>85097782

My at the time gf and her friends could never wrap their heads why a limey loved watching this but I did, I ate it up.

Bar Rescue was the best thing on television out there

>>85097973
Sorry i meant to say better than season 1 & 2.

Also here is a great moment where he cracks himself up and breaks character.
https://youtu.be/q9tbQP4eXwo

>>85097736
>Mein Lokal, dein lokal?
Not that I heard of, but this show is pretty good.
Ever checked out the version with the hotels "Mein himmlisches Hotel"?

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>>85095129
>glistening with butter/oils makes a chicken moist

>ordered chocolate bacon pizza
>they served you chocolate bacon pizza
>WAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHOCOLATE BACON PIZZA

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>>85097782
I hate this slimy kike

>>85096925
Bacon goes with chocolate just fine.
But a fucking bacon chocolate pizza?

>>85089846
New episodes of Ramsay's Kitchen Kinos?

Nice

>>85098180
>I'm here to see what's wrong with this place
>No, I'm not going to look at this crazy thing
*dramatic music*
>show ends

>>85096011
>salt
>tasty

Spotted the white person

>>85093054
I SWEAR ON ME FOOKIN MUM BACK UP OR I KNIFE YOU NEXT

>>85098065
Please stop trying to act british, and if you are british, please stop existing.

The parts where Gordon puts his hands in those mouldy messes inside the fridges are always pretty crazy.

>>85098304
Right, go eat some popcorn without salt or salted butter, faggot.

>>85097610
one thing is they said that being on the show actually brings people in because of the publicity.

but they've said the episodes don't usually air until a year later. when Gordon visits them they're already deep in shit. a year later they are beyond fucked doesn't matter how much the show helps.

>>85098428
>hurr this popcorn is so spicy lmao

How about you actually eat something with flavor

>>85098180

>Chocolate, bacon, strawberry pizza dessert
>Lets try it... ... ... ... It's fucking awful

omg i know right, like... why would you even order it... i mean in a show where he's trying to find out why no cunt is visiting your restaurant... why would he even try the bizarre looking menu items... i mean not even

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THIS IS DISGUSTING

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!!

IM SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN

MY KIDS COULD GET SICK IN HERE

>>85098339

No.

>>85096616
I cringed so hard when his dad brought out that """""""authentic australian nest pie"""""""

>>85098571
Memes aren't real life, Tyrone. Salt is the most common seasoning in the world. Even dirt poor Africans, that eat nothing but dirt cakes, will sprinkle some salt on it.

https://youtu.be/XRH56FNrgoU?t=1m31s
my favorite gordon ramsay scene

>>85098986
vietnam fuckin shite

>>85097782
jesus christ white women are a bunch of sluts

>>85098704
>popcorn is tasteless, unhealthy shit
>I GOT MUH SALT

Good one Cletus, still to fuckin your sister

>>85099115
in some parts of the world they flavor popcorn with sugar or even chocolate

>>85098986
>shaking his hands when he is handling food
fuk ramsfuk

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>>85097112

Not only that, we put that in a milkshake and top it off with whipped cream and a cherry.

>>85098986
What a clown

>>85099440
they are not even indian wtf,those cunts are white

>>85092951
Place was sold a month later lmao. It is still open though, just with a different and probably more competent ownership.

>>85098986
ramsay should do more stuff like this
sure its fun watching him shit on awful cooks and dumbass restaurant owners but seeing him like this is interesting

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>>85090949
>Cheese sliding right off from all the fucking grease
No it is not fine.

Hello, my name is...NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85090949
The raw dough is pretty embarassing but aside from that Ramsey is a Fucking twat. No shit the pizza is greasy you pretentious English cunt, it's Fucking pizza. Surprised it's dripping with cheese? Yea that's cause it's Fucking pizza. Go back to bong land and order some shit tier Italian flat bread that they have the audacity to call pizza and shove it up your ass.

>>85096640
Better yet, who holds it up vertically and shakes the cheese off?

>>85099902
>>85099942
>pizza hut is my favorite pizza!

>>85098623
Because its on the menu you fucking retard, everything on the menu should be palatable.

>>85094302
Ramsay has horrible taste in burgers.

>>85099996
North American pizza is better than faggy euro pizza.

>>85099704
You should check out Gordon's Great Escape where he learns about different cuisines. also check out shark bait documentary that one is really fucked up though.

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>>85099100
>See one ameriskank twerk
>ermagawd white wimmenz, am i right, lol???
So basically every niglet, spic, slav, arab and asian woman is a slut cause I saw 'em twerk by your reasoning, you know how retarded that sounds?
These shows are clearly fabricated on a certain level getting the people on it who would for sure have the character to get / attract viewers.

>>85100193
spotted the fat fuck

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>>85098043
Pizza was invented my ItalianAmericans you uncultured faggot

>>85100225
>in early January 2011, British chef Gordon Ramsay and his TV crew were threatened at gunpoint and with petrol while filming for an episode of a Channel 4 show, Big Fish Fight.[23] Ramsay said of the incident, "Back at the wharf, there were people pointing rifles at us to stop us filming. A van pulled up and these seedy characters made us stand against a wall. The police came and advised us to leave the country. They said, 'If you set one foot in there, they'll shoot you.' At one point, I managed to shake off the people keeping us away, ran up some stairs to a rooftop and looked down to see thousands of fins, drying on rooftops as far as the eye could see. When I got back downstairs, they tipped a barrel of petrol over me."
sick fuckers.

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>>85100322
??????????

>>85100230
it's easier to believe it's fake than to believe it's true

>>85100230
It's just an american woman thing. american culture has turned them into degenerates instead of loving house wives.

>>85095832

How can you not like Hawaiian pizza? You're seriously fucked in the head if you're not into Canadian Bacon+Pineapple.

>>85100660
i'm fairly sure she's just a bar whore that thought the idea of running a bar would be a good idea

>>85100287
>only fat people can recognize how shit euro food is

>>85100755
that only makes my penis harder if you know what im saying

>>85100903
bar whores are some of the most disgusting women on the planet, you'd have to have some pretty low standards to fuck one

>>85096116

Funnily enough, that's also my explanation for Abraham religions

>>85100947
i really like loose women,they expect to ditch them at the first chance and that is fine by me.

>>85097972
because he works there and can't call it a 0/10

>>85098092
Sadly not
I'd love a version for my country of this tho

>>85092951
fuck the chef here is a drama queen

>>85092951
>kept the "Jacuzzi"

>>85092951
why do they call the fire fighters and the ambulances when someone collapses?

>>85089846
What are the toppings that go on the ideal pizza, /tv/?

>>85098986
no gordan... no

>>85096614
america invented pizza

>>85101364
drama

>>85101493
actually it was korea

>>85101436
pepperoni, salami, red onions and jalapeños.
It's called Pizza Diavolo

>>85100660
You're a delusional faggot.

>tfw marathoned all of kitchen nightmares when I was out of work and completely forgot about it.

I did notice the overbearing american DRAMATICAL SCORE increasing almost on an episode by episode basis, let alone seasonally.

Its an act

>>85101619
watch the uk version

>>85089846
If the food is so bad how come the restaurant seems full?

>>85101560
>>85101493

Pizza was invented back in ancient greece

>>85100338
What country was this?

>>85101670
Most of the time people show up just to see Ramsay.

>>85101577
How do you stop fat from piling up on the pizza when you add lots of meat toppings on?

>>85101670
People show up to be on TV when they hear that Gordon is coming around. That's also why these places seem packed when people consistently have to wait 90 minutes for food.

>>85101732
probably china

>>85101712
Let's be real. As soon as man figured out how to make dough, they were putting shit on top of it and cooking it.

>>85089846
I love how he shouts "shit" and whispers when he's dissing the food

>>85101773
>How do you stop fat from piling up on the pizza when you add lots of meat toppings on
by using the correct cheese that doesn't expel fat

>>85101670
>Where do you guys get all the customers to come in on the first dinner service? Are they locals or actors? I have never seen so many people complain about bad food before, usually they just leave.

>They are locals that sign up through some sort of online casting call. Although at one point during the service we were desperate for people, so we would accept people off the street if they asked. Of course they'd have to sing paperwork and everything, but no, they're just average people.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/17ycvr/as_per_a_request_i_was_a_production_assistant_on/

>>85101808
did Africans ever discover how to make dough?

>>85101808
So Egyptians invented pizza. Not only wuz they kangs, but they wuz pizza boys

>>85101670
the show draws in an audience and they do stress tests where they get crowds of people to see how the restaurant can actually handle a full house since most of the time theres only like 2-3 people a day

>>85101974
Do haitian dirt cookies count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

>>85098986
>UNBELIEVABLE
>IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE, M8
>YOU CAN'T SERVE THIS TO THE CUSTOMER, COME ON, MAN!
>My god... fuck me...

>>85102022
>didn't use any sort of flour
technically they dont count

>>85102082
They're gluten-free dirt cookies.

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>>85101732
>>85101789
http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/01/gordon-ramsay-held-at-gunpoint-in-costa-rica

surprisingly enough it was Costa Rica

>>85098986
there was a good episode from one of his shows trying to cook in a tandoori thing while traveling around india

was funny to see gordon struggle with it a little big

>>85094302

>6 times ramsay liked the food and the owners went bankrupt after

>>85102177
close enough

>>85102017
this is why the people always complain and talk to the camera about how bad the food is. they are trying to support ramsay's narrative.

>>85102215
>Costa Rica
>close to China
you literally could not get further away from China

>>85102177
>>85101732
>>85100338
>>85101789
There is also this one, where you can see the fins and he gets sprayed with petrol.
Doesn't look like costa rica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnboDfY1OI

do they also eat the sharks?

>>85090949
american's fucking disgust me. you can thank those fat fucks for putting pineapple on pizza. fucking stupid wogs ruining one of the only good things their ancestors ever did.

>>85098986
>when ramsay finds all your cappellini in the garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y

>HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN
>LOOOK
>*voice crack*
>LOOOOOOOK

>>85102203
The British one at the end hired a business manager and got out of debt, then the credit crunch fucked her

Not her fault

>>85102319
no, they cut off the fin and throw the shark back into the water to die

in Brazil chocolate pizza is p common
we even have ice cream pizza here

>>85102324
>american's fucking disgust me. you can thank those fat fucks for putting pineapple on pizza.

>Greek-Canadian Sam Panopoulos claimed that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.
blame greek-canada

>>85102349
>HUE pizza
no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>85102349
>hueland

>>85098304
Are you retarded? There's a reason why salt is added to just about every food

>>85102329
holy shit, is this faked?

>>85102349
pizza de macaco is my favorite. simply delicia.

>it's pasta-mania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xtw4tSmuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xtw4tSmuQ

>>85102341
wow, when even those guys don't eat sharks they must taste pretty bad.

>>85090949
I would fucking devour that pizza.

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>>85102401
>that liquid sauce
>that excessive topping
that's actually not that bad for br standards

>>85102379
More like blame Canada for driving a man insane enough to put pineapple on pizza.

>"We only serve the finest ingredients!"
>Next shot is chef throwing shit in a microwave
What did they mean by this?

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>>85102466
>pizza de macaco
lol, this comes up when I google it.

What's with Gordan doing a hotel show? Does he own hotels now?

>it's a ''gordon takes 15 minutes to put fish and rice together'' episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llG0NTJ7rcU

>>85102612
>while the kitchen's heating up, my skills at the tandoori are luke warm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCF225x1vLU

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>>85102488
no, they just think the fins are good for your health and just ignore the rest of the shark

>it's a gordon eats mac 'n cheese made of breast milk episode

>>85092951

>the twisted vision of a grown man

Lmao

>>85100230
>literally the most degenerate,cheating,lying women of any race

>still white knights for white cumdumps

kys fucking cuck

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>>85092951
>Blocked in your country on copyright grounds

>>85101493
niggawut? pizza was invented in India and Italy

>>85096120
Mate getting shot at during your job is high stress, Chefs make food. People are cunts because they can be.

>>85097386
no his ancestors were,he's american

whats wrong with pineapple on pizza?

>>85102454
hell's kitchen is a cooking competition for really bad chefs and that was episode one, its not uncommon for them to keep fucking up orders and it ending in the trash

>>85092951
How can they afford to refurnish an entire hotel?

>>85103069
the people who insists it tastes good

>>85103139
Gordon helps them cut deals with furniture and supplies companies which cuts down on the costs significantly. They also get a few rooms renovated courtesy of the show. The rest they renovate one room at a time as the revenue allows it.

>>85103069
Flavors don't mix well together. Pizza is too savory to have such ultra-concentrated sweetness scattered around it like landmines.

>>85103069
The Prime Minister of Iceland says it best.

>>85103069
put lime on chocolate cake
yogurt on beef

some things just dont go together

>>85103221
>They also get a few rooms renovated courtesy of the show.
I assumed the show paid for everything.
> The rest they renovate one room at a time as the revenue allows it.
So, only some rooms are renovated by the end of the show?

>>85102319
I read on reddit that chinese didn't know shark fin soup was made with shark fins, so since that revelation shark fin industry as decreased

>>85103243
nothing wrong with lime zest on chocolate cake

>>85103286
>I assumed the show paid for everything.
the show only renovates the rooms they show

>So, only some rooms are renovated by the end of the show?
right, although in some cases the furniture company gives them free stuff too so they can immediately get to furnishing the other rooms.

>>85103304
>shark fin soup
>no officer i didn't know it was made using shark fins

Costa RIcans are subhuman pygmies.

>>85093298
*restaurants closes*


I would love to see an episode of Bar Rescue where Based Jon Taffer shits all over Gordon "Owners are White? Time to fight! Owners are Brown? Nicest bloke in Town" Ramsay.

>>85103243
>put lime on chocolate cake
>yogurt on beef
all of those are fine

>>85103485
taffer is a fucking joke

>well hurrrrrrrrrrrrr my research tells me there are 1000 grazing cows who walk by this bar every morning
>my team has redesigned your whiskey bar to be a milking station

"t...thanks jon"

>>85103243
literally both of those things are a thing

>>85103057
He grew up in Greece, just like your mother did before squeezing you out of her cunt.

>>85090949
Nothing beats a pool of grease on raw dough.

>>85102589
Yeah, he's owned several over the last decade, most of them are sites where he has his restaurants. His one close to me in Camden has hit the shits and will be closing soon.

>>85098304
Spotted the fake nigga.


You DO know when niggas say "seasoning" they mean "salt" or "lawry's aka DOUBLE SALT". Go read more nigga memes, Caleb.

>>85103705
>just like your mother did before squeezing you out of her cunt.

my mother is american though

>>85103565
Taffer can stand up to black owners, Ramsay bends over and spreads his pasty white cheeks.

>>85103570
truly end times then

>>85097265
>>85097737
>>85097968
t.obeast flyover

>>85103952
bullshit. stay on /pol/

>>85096839
Italians roll pizza into a taco and eat it like a spic.

>>85098986
[YOU DONKEYS in Chinese]

>>85104169
you mean calzones?

>>85096100
autism

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>>85103565

>>85103485
>Gordon "Owners are White? Time to fight! Owners are Brown? Nicest bloke in Town" Ramsay.


jesus christ is race all that you albino poltards see everywhere? how fucking sorry is your existence

>>85097675
The b&b in this episode is still open and apparently is doing really well. 5 stars n shit from revieers on trip advisor.

>>85104939
He's probably saying that because an anon in the last thread claimed that the only reason that Gordon pretended to like soul food in one episode is because the restaurant staff were all black and he didn't want to offend them.

Well that shark fin thing was horrific

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>>85092951
>Jacuzzi in the middle of the lounge

>>85095781
hahahaha top fucking kek lad.

Watching Gordon who so often takes the piss on everyone, watching him go to a sushi or kebab place and struggle to crash learn a whole new style is pretty neat.

>>85090224
Chocolate and Bacon is a thing, I think. I know some people who work bacon into sweet dishes as well. Maple-Bacon cupcakes come to mind.

Neither of them are all that common, though, which probably says enough about the pairing.

>>85104939
>albino poltards
Kek most /pol/acks aren't white.

Season 4 Hell's Kitchen was pretty kino

https://youtu.be/3EhlT0Vih9U

Matt's season arc was hilarious

>>85103952
He was ass raping brown skinned people on the British series - blame your degenerate culture and media environment merifatty.

>>85108867
*throws scallop at you*

>DID IT HURT?! FUCKING SUE ME

heh, nothing personnel kid

>>85108867
Why is Grodan so rude to this people?

>>85109006
IRL people are paying good money. a cook needs to hold himself to the highest possible standard

they left out all the encouraging highlights and the non-service contests where they try to create the best meal and he hangs out with them on the reward

>>85109133
Just cook another one, you don't have to get so stresed out about it

>>85109693

Just cooking another one can sometimes mean wasting $30 worth of food, shit like that adds up in a restaurant.

>>85109810
They're messing up cause gordan is yelling in their face about it. I bet if they were on their own, they mess up maybe once

>>85109910
they are trying to send out shitty food that they wouldnt eat themselves as orders are piling up

they prep and know what they'll be cooking ahead of time. no excuses if you want to win the show

>>85098182
I miss that other show he used to do with two other people. They would like go into failing restaurants and help them with the food or something? It was on Spike for a while. I just remember the opening where he screams
>SHUT THIS KITCHEN DOWN NOW

>>85109949
>tfw I've actually eaten at Hell's Kitchen during a taping
>tfw ate at Amy's Bakery after it was aired on Nightmares

I really need a hobby besides following Gordon around