If Disney-Marvel made Spider-Man 2, instead of the passengers

>>85089557
Yeah. They're too afraid to go for serious dramatism these days. They want to turn everything in a fucking shitshow.

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>>85089557
>/tv/ unironically discusses superhero trash now
What went wrong, and how can we get all these fatass redditors banned?

>>85089643
t. Butthurt MCUck

Jesus Christ! Stop jerking off these fucking Raimi Spider-Man movies. They are nowhere near even the top ten of superhero movies.

Take your nostalgia glasses off.

On a sidenote, I don't think Homecoming was that great either. Spider-Man might as well have been a member of Isis with the amount of mayhem and destruction he caused.

>>85089744
God I can't wait until summer is over so you kids can go back to school

>>85089643
Show me proof that this board has ever regularly discussed movies that aren't blockbusters or nerd shit.

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>>85089736
See?
Obese capeshitters that know nothing but fighting over a bunch of legitimately bad movied made by people only interested in the money.
The very concept of a superhero is fucking retarded.

Look at this pic, how can anyone take a movie starring this dumbass seriously?

>>85089744
Spiderman 2 is easily top 3

>>85089744
> They are nowhere near even the top ten of superhero movies.

What? Besides The Dark Knight (and that's really arguable) Spider-Man 1, 2 are easily in top 3.

>>85089744
Tell us about that top ten

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>>85089821

Shut up, faggot, with your buzzwords. What's next--"hipster" or "reddit"?

Stop jerking those okay movies off. The first two X-Men were easily better than the first two Spider-Man movies. And let's not even get into First Class, Days of Future Past and Logan. And Deadpool. And The Dark Knight Trilogy. And Iron Man. And Winter Soldier. And Guardians of the Galaxy. And GotG v.2. And so on...

>>85089557
Oh look, a DCcuck falseflagging as a neutral opinion.
Yes, there are jokes in this movie for all audiences. What's the problem here?

>>85090109
>The first two X-Men were easily better than the first two Spider-Man movies
Holy shit when was the last time you watched the first 2 Xmen

>>85089898
What's wrong with this picture?
Well, nothing, but im interested in knowing what you think is wrong.

>>85089557
What if DC made that scene?
Would Spiderman even save those people? Or would he just throw the elderly on the tracks to stop the train and then make out with MJ while we see the blood in the background?

>ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS?
>OH YEAH? FINE HOW ABOUT WE THROW YOU ONTO THE TRACKS - THATLL SLOW US DOWN
holy shit tobey mustve been upset to ad lib this

>>85090109
go back to /co/ you slime

>>85090299
If it was Snyder Batman he would have stopped the train by crashing the batmobile into it at full speed.
If it was Snyder Superman he would have stood in front of the train and let it crash into him instead of just stopping it gently
If it was Donner Superman he would have lifted the train and dropped it somewhere safe and escort everyone off the train
If it was Nolan Batman he would do the same thing as Spider Man but obviously with no web shooters and instead some cable shit from his batmobile

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>>85090233
>>85089744
>>85089736
>>85090299
marvel and spiderman is objectively shit

>>85090466
Why are you stating contrarian opinions as facts?
What's your end game? Who are you trying to convince?
Yourself?

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>>85090294
You don't think that dude looks like a fucking dumbass?
The worst offended was The Dark Knight, because it tried to have a serious tone, while having this retard wearing a fucking bat costume flying all over the place.
Superheroes, and by extent, superhero media, is a fucking joke, nothing but retarded power fantasies made for 5 year olds.

>>85089744
>DUDE NOSTALGIA GLASSES LMAO
Fucking kill yourself, you underage faggot. Spider-Man 2 is one of the top 5 best superhero movies ever made. I bet you love the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

>>85089557
A more accurate thing to say is that if today's Marvel made Spiderman 2, after Peter stops the train, the passengers would take him in and take photos of his face so they can post them on facebook and instagram.

social media was a mistake

>>85090523
I'm trying to convince your dad. put him on already

>>85090109
>The first two X-Men
Take your nostalgia glasses off. :^)

>>85090540
I dont understand why you think you can disregard fun, entertaining movies as a whole. Of course, if you set your mind to hating these movies, you will, but if you open your mind to new things, you might enjoy these great movies.
Unless you are a DCcuck
In that case, keep on living in a symbolical and literal shadow.

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>>85090450
>muh murder
>muh donner and nolan
its self defense, bitch

>>85090540
>entertainment i don't like is SHIT because I say so
>why do people like things I don't

>>85090630
What did he mean by this? Was it a poor attempt of a diss?

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>>85090684
Or I can completely disregard a subculture that has never brought anything good and doesn't show any signs of changing.

>>85090717
No, it's because it's absolutely stupid.

>>85089744
Name five better capeshits than Spiderman 1 and 2. Go and try.

>>85090109
>The first two X-Men
Not even close, those films have aged worse than Raimi's Spider-Man films. Looks like you're the one who's blinded by nostalgia.
>First Class, Days of Future Past
Nope.
>And Deadpool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>And Iron Man.
Nope, Iron Man is good but Spider-Man is the ultimate superhero origin film.

>>85090762
how will thanos ever recover from this?

>>85090684
>fun, entertaining movies as a whole
Are you implying capeshit is fun or entertaining?

>>85090109
This is right. Winter soldier was awesome, so was first class. I don't watch any movie twice in theaters but I did for first clas

>>85090843
yes to both. Numbers speak.

>>85090717

>>85090924
Numbers say they have some excellent marketing campaigns.

>>85090762
>Netpicking this hard
>Choosing a panel from over 50 years ago
>"s never brought anything good and doesn't show any signs of changing."
Yeah, im not paid to educate ignorants. Enjoy being sad about life.

>>85090951
So did ghostbusters, the Pirates movies, and many more, but capekino keeps bringing more views than any of them.

>>85089557
There wasn't a joke after the scene where Holland lifted the building off of him, which essentially has the same theme as the train scene

>>85091017
I could also choose pieces of shit like that scene of Wonder Woman saying how she "believes in love", or literally any scene in Age of Ultron with the lequips.
Or that sad attempt at melodramatism in Logan, but at the same time having a guy who reads minds and a guy who has claws in his hands.

>>85091078
No, precisely what made those movies disasters was that Ghosbusters' marketing alineated everyone but SJWs, and literally nobody knew Pirates 5 even existed.

Original CapeKino Trilogy

Batman Returns
Spiderman (1) 2
The Dark Knight

>>85091372
idk about WW. I dont like the character so I didnt watch it. It's a genre. It has good movies, like most of Marvel, and it has bad ones, like AoU and BvS. Disregarding them as a whole, that's your choice, but you are missing out on a lot.

>>85090109

Faggot tier bait :^) good shit

>>85089744
I fucking hate capeshit but Raimi's Spiderman 1 & 2 were both great movies

>>85091787
>but you are missing out on a lot.
If The Dark Knight is considered one of the best, I really doubt it.

>>85090109
>And Guardians of the Galaxy. And GotG v.2.

lel