Dunkirk RT score revealed

>>85083880
CALLED IT.
I FUCKING CALLED IT.

>>85083880
>barely any exposition
>no hand to hand combat
>tons of large scale action
It seems like Nolan is intentionally avoiding his weaknesses. This film is probably going to be his best.

>>85083880

Good. We need more movies shitting on Nazi fucks

>>85083880
BRAVO NOLAN

>>85083930
Well, it's quite hard to fuck up a WWII movie.

>>85083932
Are you being ironic?

>>85083964

Fury
Red Tails
Kelly's Heroes

>>85083932
No nazi shiting here. There won't be a single german soldier on-screen.

>>85083932
>film about hitler letting 300,000 soldiers evacuate off a beach instead of massacring them

>>85083991
Kelly's heroes was good.

>>85083980

>Dunkirk was lightly defended
>German panzer units could have easily of taken it fucking the British and costing them 400k veteran soldiers
>German High Command removed the lead general's panzer units from his command without Hitler's approval because they were pissed he was overextended
>Hitler finds out and issues a full halt for 3 days in a dick wagging contest with his generals
>allows the British to evacuate averting disaster
>the brits used these troops to kick Nazi ass in North Africa

Don't see your point, m8

>>85083880
That's a big score.

>>85084109
Dumb Nazis.

>>85083991
3 movies out of hundreds.

Pretty low %.

>>85083880
No but really, the review embargo should be over today right?

>>85084177
in about 4-5 hours

>>85083880
Fool me once (Inception)
shame on you

Fool me twice (Dark Knight Rises)
shame on me

Fool me three times (Interstellar)
strike three. You're out.

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>>85084151

>Nazis don't have enough trucks to invade the largest country on earth
>have to resort to using horses and carts
>hey, maybe we shouldn't invade the largest country on earth until we're properly equipped
>nah, we got this

I don't understand why people worship Hitler and the Nazis. They were fucking retarded

Good thing I didn't waste money on IMAX tickets.

>>85084264

>America is chill just to feast on Jap blood
>declare war on America anyway

Dumb Nazis

>>85084337
What?

>inb4 butthurt stormfags come in the thead whining that Churchill didn't get on the first plane to Berlin to kiss hitler on the ass for """""letting the british escape"""""" despite taking the French prisoner and throwing them into work camps.

>>85083880
ill go see it anyways but...it just looks so boring from the trailers.

>>85084001
But Luftwaffe was bombing the ships.

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How much do you love Chris Nolan /tv/?

Enough to paint him?

>the first 6 reviews will come up and all be positive
>some retard will immediately post the 100% rating and claim Nolan is king or some shit

>>85084402
It was kind of his gamble, humiliate France beyond recovery and suck up to a peace with britain to remove bolshevik

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>>85083880
>average rating
>9.7/10
HAPPENING

>>85084486
He's alright. I probably wouldn't bother painting him tho.

>>85084447
it's a kind of movie that's hard to sell on trailers, believe me

>>85084486
I hate him for starting the capeshit craze.

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>war film
>PG-13

It just never stops being funny!

>>85083964
What about Pearl Harbor?

>>85084536

Hitler didn't let the Brits escape. I have no idea where this meme comes from. Have 400k captured British soldiers would be a good bargaining chip. Plus if he wanted them to escape, he wouldn't have ordered an attack on Dunkirk and the transport ships

>>85083880
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

HE DID IT AGAIN

>>85084470
There will be a lot of Stukas, but no close ups of germans. No "le evil crazy" usual nazi general

>>85084644
He probably hates himself too for that.

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>Bravo Nolan
>/ourguy/
Sure

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>>85083880
REDDIT IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE, let's get those upvotes lads!

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>>85083880

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>>85084758

>>85084680
It's a film about transporting a fuckload of people from point A to point B, you will be heavily dissapointed if you go in expecting the usual savingprivateryan war flick.

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>>85084264
>I don't understand why people worship Hitler
He was obsessed with his niece and tried to keep her for himself but got cucked by his chauffeur.

B R A V O N O L A N

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>>85084801
>set a film during WW2
>people doing bad shit
>lots of mangled bodies
>PG-13 though
>can't have that blood for the goyim giving monie$

>britbongs can assemble transportation for 400k soldiers basically overnight
>nazis can't land a single soldier onto britbong shores

I thought the nazis were supposed to be superior

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>>85084758
>>85084777
God bless Nolan movie extras.

>>85084690
The meme comes from Hitler using it as his cover story for why the Germans fucked up big time.

>>85084264
Nazi's could easily take over the entire old world, only need to listen to generals.
Whoops Hitler wants what he wants
>lose entire world because of faggot Hitler.

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Lol

>>85084264
You do realise waiting would have meant that they could never invade the USSR which is ideologically impossible for HItler.

The timing was perfect and waiting would have just lead to the Red Army being back together, their logistics fixed and their industry even further ahead of Germany's.

>>85084644
>>85084726
>starting the capeshit craze
All Nolan did was popularize gritty capeshit. Richard Donner's Superman and Tim Burton's Batman got the ball rolling, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man started the modern capeshit craze, and Iron Man created the modern capeshit formula. Iron Man is the movie that fucked everything up.

>>85084845
There are no close quarter fights in Dunkirk. There are no limbs flying from grenades or tanks. You will either see people drowning or dying in big numbers at once from stuka fly bys, just like what happened at the actual Dunkirk.

>>85084895
If Hitler listened to his Generals they'd have lost in France. Hitler was the reason Guderian got to drive around causing mayhem. (thanks to the French not listening to de gaule)

>>85084895

>le blame Hitler

The German generals were just as retarded. They thought the Soviets could only raise 50 new divisions after their standing divisions were smashed. They raised 821 divisions. The whole war was poorly managed from beginning to end.

>>85083964
>Well, it's quite hard to fuck up a WWII movie

What about that U571 film where the Americans captured Enigma

Reeee historical revisionism

>>85084996
I want to see those "big numbers" from Stuka fly-bys. That's what I'll pay the dollars for. Not PG-13, blue-saturated shit.

>>85084898

>the timing was perfect

The fuck it was. The Germans didn't even have the tanks or guns to defeat the Soviet heavy KS tanks and even T-34's. They went all in when they weren't prepared.

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>>85083932
>movie is about eternal anglos going into full damage control and running away due to the fact they cant do anything right on their massive shitshow that was the western front
>and getting away with it due to hitler being retarded as usual instead of mass murdering the fucks while they are down

>>85084226
>three times
it's "thrice", you philistine

>>85084726
Nolan was only using Batman to tell his crime thriller story too, his movies barely focus on the capefaggot himself.

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>>85084758

>>85083880
Jonathan > Christopher
He's the better Nolan imo.

>>85083991
Throw Hacksaw Ridge in there as well.
Fyte me

>>85084871
No more...dead cops! ....?

>>85085122
And if they go in later they're even less prepared, soviet industry would have outstripped them horribly if they waited a year, and the red army would have restructured and had actual officers again.

They have to go before the ice hits so they can get through the bits that become marsh when it melts before spring, if they don't go when they did they have to wait until next June.

The Red Army being in shambles was the best chance he had.

>>85085213
Bitch I might, Hacksaw Ridge was true /mankino/

>your leader wants to take your country of 50 million to war against France (45 million), UK (40 million), USSR (250 million), USA (150 million), and dozens more
>no one slaps him upside the head

Why are Germans such authority following cucks?

>>85084690
Imagine if Hitler didn't fuck up and captured them all.

Would Churchill caved if Hitler threatened to machine gun all of them if he didn't surrender? Now if he had Britain as an ally could he have beaten the USSR properly?

>>85083991
>Kelly's Heroes
>not objectively the best WW2 comedy of the 60s/70s era
Dirty Dozenfags get out

>>85084542

It's fake you retard

>>85085308
If being organised means you get the best beach loungers, surely that applies to world domination too.

>>85084109
>the brits used these troops to kick Nazi ass in North Africa

You only won because you asked your son for help, Mortimer. Typical deluded brit

>>85083880
THIS IS FAKE

>>85085354

>brits
>allying with nazis

No

>Communism defeats Fascism
>Capitalism defeats Communism
>Communism (China) rises from the ashes and defeats Capitalism

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>>85083880

>>85085535
>china
>communist

State Capitalist m8.

>>85085469
Ofcourse it's fake, the actual average rating will be 10/10.

>>85085308
>take your country to war against the us

They just joined in after getting their ass slapped at Pearl Harbour, they gave zero fucks before that. They even made Hitler Times Person of the year before the war

>>85085470
Churchill was pretty anti Bolshevik, but would probably close up britain for aid and trade to Germany out of spite if germany won on the western front anyway

>>85083880

>Hello, we brits fought in the war: The Movie
>Is about a disastrous evacuation

Lmao

>>85085354
Britain has basically spent their entire time in relevancy fighting against a unified Europe. Ideological concerns aside, the British would be against any country seeking to consolidate Europe into something that can actually challenge them.

>>85083880
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>>85085535
There aren't any captialist countries left. It's all mixed market welfare generation now.

>>85083991

>kelly's heroes
>bad

kys pleb

>>85085086
You realize Enigma was broken by Polish mathematicians, not Brits, right?

>>85085122
They did have the tanks. Bad logistics had them abandon many tanks because they ran out of fuel on the way

>>85084898
The timing wasn't perfect, they still had very little chance of winning. It was just better than waiting any longer.

the eternal anglo strikes again. btw you created and supported communism, suffrage and feminism. fucking karl marx was an "honorable" londoner. fucking pakis cuck your place of origin now lmao.

>>85083880
WTF?? Right now RT doesnt have any reviews listed.

>>85083932
>whites been invaded in Europe
>crippling debt from usury
>inflation from the federal reserve
>unemployment
>threats from Russia
>Israel's fuckery in the middle east
>Jews control government, law, academia, and media
You still haven't realized that the Germans were the good guys?

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>>85083880
*blocks your path*

I fucking hate Nolan but is this movie really that good? That score and average is unheard of but it is making want to check it out

>>85086585

It's fake you faggot.

>>85086355
Marx was born in Prussia to jewish parents.

>this is it lads, this truly is... Dunkirk

Bravo Nolan

>9.7/10
Bullshit.

>>85083991

Why Fury is hated besides the ending part the whole movie is great as a war/tank movie.

>still embargoed
WB knows they have a pile of shit on their hands

Which isn't that surprising seeing as that's all they make

>>85083880
DunKino.

>>85086986
It doesn't come out until the 20th and the embargo ends either today or tomorrow. If they were truly worried they would keep the embargo up until the 20th.

>>85086986
The embargo is off at the end of today, the first day in the week of the official release.
Like any other review embargo.

>>85085213

WE'VE GOT COMPANY

WE'VE LOST CONTACT WITH AN OUTPOST
WE'VE GOT EM ON THE RUN

>>85087075
>>85087099
The fact that it's embargoed at all is bad news

Valerian also comes out this week and it wasn't embargoed

Get ready for 14% at most

>>85084109
>>Dunkirk was lightly defended
This meme again eh?

>>85087255
Most big budget films have review embargos by the studios. Wonder Woman is the most recent example.

Ofcourse an unknown sci fi film doesn’t have a review embargo because films like that prey that the critics will love it so they can advertise it as "Certified Fresh".
A Nolan film doesn’t need cheap marketing like that, he's name alone is enough.

>>85087452
*pray
*his

>>85083880
Historically innacurate bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C5P-AYGdY

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>>85086708

>>85087510
And why do you think it's historically innacurate? Have you seen it? There are french troops in trailer also

>>85087510
>French defenses led by General Fagalde

you frogs will never get sympathy with names like that

>the most valiant retreat in history

>>85087255
Embargo being lifted a week before it coming out is not a bad thing.

when it is a thursday embargo means it a shit movie. They just want to have a pop of buzz right before it releases.

>>85087510
>Historically innacurate bullshit.

Have you even seen the movie? Apparently there won't be a single German soldier on screen, which means that we won't see British soldiers fighting with German soldiers, which implies that somebody else *is* fighting the German soldiers....and that can only be the French.

>>85083880
>muh heroic retreat
>muh nazis won, but British spirit prevailed

>>85086983
This. It'd be like saying Saving Private Ryan is a horrible movie because the beachhead scene exists

>>85083991
>Kelly's Heroes was bad

I will find you, and I will kill you

No way it gets more than 86%

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Who here watching it in 70mm IMAX?
>tfw dallasfag
I'll be watching it thursday night along with any other dallas anons here that'll watch it at the same theater as me.

>>85088363
The Nazis and hitler were so incompetent they let 400k cowardly bongs float away then turn around and freeze to death in a shithole in Russia.

So how much more until reviews?

>>85089318
>Dallas
Did you shoot JR?

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>>85089404
What?

>>85089384
2 hours

>>85089791
thanks anon.

>what is the Panzer IV, Tiger I/II, Panther, StuG III

>>85089966
meant for >>85085122

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>>85089404

>>85085308
They wanted to destroy communism and they believed SU to be much weaker than it was based on the 1 interview with mannerheim & hitler.
All the western countries declared war on germany not the other way around.

>>85083880
Fuck yes!

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Holy shit, more like Dunkino

>>85089404
why would he shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>85090434
honestly it doesn't mean much at this point

all of Nolan's films have an inflated imdb rating

>>85090500
Except Insomnia and Following.

>>85090141
>All the western countries declared war on germany not the other way around.
>declare war on Poland, which is being guaranteed by France and Great-Britain meaning it's a subterfuge for declaring war on France and Britain too
>then declare war on Denmark, Norway, then Belgium, then Luxembourg, then Yugoslavia, then Greece
>then the Soviet Union
>then the United States

>"hol' up! We was declared war on and shit"
Hmm...

>>85086019
>You realize Enigma was broken by Polish mathematicians, not Brits, right?

And how does that relate to a film portraying Americans capturing Enigma when America hadn't even entered the war?

Reminder that Nolan is remaking Memento.

>>85083922
not exactly the fucking lottery was it

>>85090605
What if UK/FR went against their agreement and didnt declare war.
Germany no longer needed to go trough netherlands to FR, didnt need strategically important Norway.

They could've solely focus on the eastern front where their 1 major goal was destroying soviet union.

>>85090903
Nolan has nothing do with it, but yeah the completely unneeded remake is already on it's way

>>85086019

The Poles cracked the early versions of Enigma the British cracked the later advanced variants with Turings Bombe, boths the Poles and British played vital roles in cracking Enigma

>>85085450
WW2 was a collaborative effort from the Allies. We couldn't have done it without America but equally the British Air Force did an incredible job holding the Germans at bay. America/Canada never had to deal with the daily struggle that the UK did. Even gotta throw the Frenchies a bone for their resistance after they failed so epically earlier in the war.

where are all the WOC?

>>85090987
>their 1 major goal
t. I know nothing about Hitler and his aspirations

Hitler happened to actually a hell of a lot more bent on avenging the humiliation he thought Germany had suffered from France, and a lot of what he did in his reconstruction of Germany were things he thought might bait France into a war against him. Hell, he prioritized seeking an entente with the USSR so he'd be hands-free for autistically pouring himself into his "revenge fantasy" against France, and by proxy too, Great-Britain.

Warring against the USSR presented itself as the rational option later on, yes, but only when he'd been bogged down to his West against the British isles, and the French and British in Africa.

(If Hitler had actually been whole-heartedly loyal to wanting to fighting the USSR, he should've peaced-out with the French who were fingers away from also waging war against the USSR for trying to conquer Finland).

>>85083880
IT WAS LOVE

LOVE IS THE SECRET

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Good job.

Anyway why is it called 'Dunkirk 35mm' on RT?
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dunkirk_2017

>>85090526
Insomnia is a remake and Following is not really anything to go on about, the idea is ok but it's still amateurish

>>85083932
Apparently no German soldiers will be in the film. It's mostly about individual British soldiers surviving, the ships and the RAF. IMDb lists French soldiers too.

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If you don't buy a ticket to Dunkirk and Valerian you should be banned from this board

>>85089318
I'll be watching 70MM on Friday
>tfw losangelasfag
Already have reserved tickets with objectively god tier seating

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>>85091401
/ourguy/

>"After all we've dun, Kirk, it is time to go home."
B R A V O

>>85091263
>British Air Force did an incredible job holding the Germans at bay.

And the Royal and Commonwealth merchant navies, those global shipping convoys would never has existed without them and neither would victory.

>>85091401
Unsure, however I know Blue Velvet on RT is called 'Park Circus' for some weird reason.

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Soon.

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>>85091609

>>85085630
Given every few generations, some European leader leaves a trail of orphans across the continent, that's fine with me.

>>85086745
So he was polish?

>>85085308
Soviets lost against Finland LOL

>>85086983
It's fucking hideous and ridiculous by any measure. It is without question the dumbest WWII film ever made.

but what if there are no memes

>>85087251
Its ok anon, I payed BF 1942 as well so at least I got the reference.

>>85084264
They were all on meth so that didn't help things

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>100% percent fresh rating
>100% white cast

Who did he get away with this?

>>85083991
>Kelly's Heroes

Fuck off

And Fury is good enough

>>85085127
i'd prefer a movie about about an american tennis fan at the US open shouting to Berdic what he should do
>america's involvement in the war

>>85084896
this

>>85084337
>he's not going to watch it in IMAX 70mm and enjoy a refreshing soda pop from the generously provided Coca-Cola Freestyle (TM) machine

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>>85083880
Nice try OP

My prediction is 70-80%, and I'm being generous.

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Rotten Tomatoes isn't updated yet but some reviews coming in. Kino's back on the menu, boys.

>>85094503
Nah, buddy. It's going to get a 90%+ rating most definitely.

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>>85094760
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/dunkirk/critic-reviews
BRAVO

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>>85095180
NOLAN

>>85094760
>Dunkirk is easily the best movie of the year so far
b...but SW:The last jedi has not yet even out

>>85095227
>avg. rating is now 8.9/10 after 18 reviews

Holy fuck...

>>85095227
seriously WHAT THE FUCK

the only bad review is some guy on Compuserve forum, how the fuck does his opinion matter

http://forums.compuserve.com/discussions/Entertainment_Forum/Harvey_Kartens_Reviews/Review_Dunkirk/ws-tv/865.1?scrollTo=os_message_1&redirCnt=1&nav=messages

>>85095227
It's 14:1 now, get with the times.

>LETS GET OUR OF HERE LADS, YOU TOO SOLDIER WE ARE DONE, KIRK WE ARE DONE!

>>85095309
"Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas. "

a quote from that review, what a joke, I'm surprised that cuck doens't complain that there aren't any niggers in the film

>>85095227
BRAVO NOLAN DOES IT AGAIN

>>85095180
>>85095227
wtf, I love Nolan now. Buy my IMAX ticket right now

>>85095309
> After teaching high school for quite a while, I took an M.A. in Film and Theater from Hunter College in New York and a Ph.D. in Theater from the City University Graduate Center, also in the Big Apple. Having sat through one innocuous Broadway show after another and a great deal of talky off-Broadway productions as a so-called second-night critic, I realized that you don't always get what you pay for. Broadway shows may be $75 a ticket and movies just $9.50 (in New York), but you're more likely to have fun AND take away something of substance from the big screen. The switch from reviewing theater to reviewing movies was an easy one to make.When my application for membership in the New York Film Critics Circle was circular-filed (print media only, sorry), I founded the Online Film Critics Society in January 1997 and three years later, NYFCO (New York Film Critics Online).

>>85095180
>>85095227
THE MADMAN

>>85095373
I, too, wish to see women getting gunned down on a beach in 70mm.

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I'm f5ing like crazy to see pic related's review. Should be ultra contrarian xD

>up to 95%
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER

>>85095227
OUR BIG GUY HAS DONE IT
BRAVA, NOLAN
BRAVA

>average 9.7

Jesus Christ

>>85091454
hey doesnt the guy from Valerian go on 4 chan? I wonder if this is him. go to bed Dane DeHaan

>>85095437
me on the right

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mhmmm

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

The real question is, will it make money?

>>85083991
Fury would have been incredible if the Last Stand portion of the movie never existed, if they simply focused on a tank caught behind enemy lines struggling to survive, and when the tank dies the rest of them follows shortly after.

Because in movies like this, Fury should have been as much a character as Norman.

>>85083932
The Nazis were winning at this point, so how was this shitting on them? The Nazis were the "good guys" if you think about it. They allowed the troops to evacuate instead of pushing towards the beach.

>98% on Metacritic
Dear lord
DEAR
LORD

>>85083880
Every single one of those faces is the worst acting I've ever seen.

>>85095549
What was the budget?

>>85095549
Its going to make 100 million in the UK alone I bet

>>85095549
>Nolan fanboys see it
>Harry Styles/1D fangirls see it
>old timers who love old fashioned WWII films see it

It has potential...

>>85095584
Would the destruction of the Expedition Force ACTUALLY change anything? I mean, besides the obvious destruction of morale on the Isles.

96%

AVERAGE RATING: 9.1

98 ON METACRITIC

NOLAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN! WARKINO CONFIRMED! ARE YOU READY TO SEE HIM WIN BEST DIRECTOR AT THE OSCARS?!

>>85095549
>will a nolan flick make money
answer is always yes

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>Dunkirk is an impressionist masterpiece.

>>85095655
Leo got his last year.

I think this is Nolan's year.

I think

this

is NOlan's

YEAR BABY

>>85083880
what a dumb helmet design, fuck Nolan

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>>85095530

>>85095549
>A Nolan movie
>Already high 90s
Yes, I already got my tickets for IMAX LASER.

>>85095651
There were hundreds of thousands of experienced British soldiers, to replace them would have taken months if not years.

>>85095619
150 m

>>85085244
his accent ruined the whole movie

So Spider-Man is finished
Unfortunately it looks like my boy Caesar is gonna get caught up in this too, Nolan's fury has no bounds

>>85095645
>Harry Styles/1D fangirls see it

I doubt that

>>85095309
>he actually props up "Good Morning, Vietnam" as a good movie
I’ve seen more exciting shots of aviation flights in “Thirty Seconds over Tokyo,” a real story in “Saving Private Ryan,” a plea to end wars in “All Quiet on the Western Front,” a mixture of humor with seriousness in “Good Morning, Vietnam.” In “The Bridge on the River Kwai,” the audience had good reason to breathe a sigh of relief when the Japanese supply train drops helplessly over the exploded bridge. “Dunkirk” lacks an overriding theme that could get the audience cheering or even a single thrill that could knock them out of their seats.

I can give a shit what Tomatoes or potatoes say I am out to the cinema for this regardless.

>>85095754
Probably double that for promotion. Here in the UK I've seen its posters on bus stops and all sorts. Don't see why it wouldn't make that back.

>>85095789
Do not underestimate the silliness of teenage girls. Have you see the comments on the trailers alone? muh Harry Styles.

>>85083991
>Kelly's Heroes
Kelly Heroes was more like a western in WW2 setting, but still, fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csv1wXOr5tY

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>mfw capeshit is about to get BTFO by apekino and warkino

The only rotten review
>Third, there is no humor whatever.
I hate MCucks so much

>>85095426
I want to see lolis paratroop down during D-Day and some of them from the Eastern front charging to Berlin. But that is for anime.

>>85095819
Hacksaw ridge made like 175 mil

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>both these two flicks are gonna open on the same weekend
its gonna get fucking SMOTHERED by Dunkirk

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>the two best movies this year will be warchimps and brexit: the prequel

2017 is turning out to be a good year.

>>85095905
>Third, there is no humor whatever.
Jesus, Dunkirk was probably most traumatic thing for bongs and frogs since Somme.

>>85095549
I've preordered my ticket. It is likely that I will see it multipile times

>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

What the fuck kind of critique is that? It's a fucking movie about a group of solders in a race against time to escape with their lives before the enemy force closes in on them.
Where will you get fucking humor?

>Fourth, there is no real story here, just men surviving or not under fire from torpedoes, bombs, and guns

That's the fucking story of the Dunkirk Evacuation?

>>85095954
Apocalypse Now was absolutely not humorous.

>>85096061
Fuck, I meant to say The Thin Red Line.

>>85095905
>>85096049
>humor and women in the battle of Dunkirk
Okay

>>85095954
> Apocalypse Now is humorless

What about the Robert Duvall segment?

>>85095905
>WHY DOESN'T THIS DARK WAR FILM HAVE HUMOR?!
Fucking hell, that "critic" deserves to be gassed. The Deer Hunter, The Thin Red Line, and other classic war films are also humorless.

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Dunkirk be the Saving Private Ryan of this era. screen cap this.

Whats the Buzzfeed review headline going to be?

>>85096117
Naming Apocalypse Now was a mistake. I know that Robert Duvall and Dennis Hopper inject some humor into the film.

"This is visceral, big-budget filmmaking that can be called Art. It's also, hands down, the best motion picture of the year so far."

"Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk is a stone cold masterpiece."

"Christopher Nolan's largely bloodless but profoundly harrowing war epic is the best film he's ever made."

"Dunkirk is an impressionist masterpiece."

"A directing and editing masterpiece."

"Dunkirk is just a masterclass in the art of storytelling"

I mean fuck film critics and all that, but jesus, it's up to 9.1/10 on RT. That is nuts.

Already have tickets for a 70mm showing Thurs night.

>>85083880
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>>85096167
MALE, PALE AND STALE: Heres why Dunkirk doesn't belong in 2017 holywood

>>85095905
>>85096049
I forgot about the humorous event of Dunkirk where women were just as involved as men.

>>85096227
>Marvel Studio's presents... Dunkirk!!
>a Joss Whedon film!

>>85095942
Besson is already shitting bricks, a quote from this article

“In the entire industry, no one understands what [Dunkirk] is doing here,” Besson tells me. “Typically this kind of film—great director, important subject—comes in November, going for Oscars. Why in July? It doesn’t make sense.”

>>85095651
Likely Britain would capitulated or at least sign a peace deal. Germany would not have to fight a 2 front war.

>>85095905
>>85096049
Honestly the Marvel "style" has caused so much damage to the movie landscape. It's such a fresh change of pace that in this year we got Logan, Apes, and Dunkirk, but it feels like a temporary relief.

>>85091454
Valerian looks awful.

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96/100 and 20 reviews on Metacritic.
it's top 10 movies of 2017 for a lot of people.

>>85096286
It's a good point though

>>85096286
This is why Besson will always be shit. A master filmmaker doesn't care about Oscars.

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BTFO by compuserve

>>85095651
Churchill would be done for politically, his opposition would be accusing him of sending 400k men to their doom.

>>85096328
This.
That's why it annoys me when people are like 'hurr durr why get mad at Marvel, just don't see them! You just don't like fun! etc.'

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IT'S RISING

Why are nolan drones so fucking tasteless bros?

>>85096049
>Marvel shill still trying to save that Spider-Man piece of shit after being APED and WONDER'D
You can't make this shit up

>>85096481
>asks that in a thread full of Nolan fans
Oklahoma.jpg

>>85096477
At 97% now.
Avg. rating's down to 9/10 though... but still I'm excite.

>>85096481
t. disney shill

>>85096525
I feel sorry for Apes, it's undeservedly gonna get annihilated this weekend

Unironically B R A V O NOLAN!!!

Looking forward to seeing it on IMAX.

>>85096537
This is /tv/ not /r/eddit
Every noland drone was supposed to be be thrown out with TDKR and the remaining ones with Interstellar

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>>85083880
This is going to murder whatever Homecoming has left, isn't it? It's already dropped bigger than any other MCU movie and the actuals just came in even lower than the estimates were.

>MFW Patty Jenkins, DC's present, cripples SM
>MFW Matt Reeves, DC's future, cripples SM
>MFW Christopher Nolan, DC's past, puts the final nail in the coffin

>>85096587
This will be the first time I've gone to an imax movie since Avatar

>>85096625
But with Dunkirk, Nolan has redeemed himself.
We'll be blessed with Dunkino.

>>85096435
Fucking americlaps

>>85096666
Damn that greentext is pure pottery

>>85096481
Homoflopping is dead, bury it. Consider this mercy

>>85096679
>Dunkino
>we'll
You're not a /tv/ poster though, /v/eddit. Your hobo chalk post just proved that.

>>85096666
checked and admired
good post

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APOLOGIZE

>>85096666
>>MFW Patty Jenkins, DC's present, cripples SM
>>MFW Matt Reeves, DC's future, cripples SM
>>MFW Christopher Nolan, DC's past, puts the final nail in the coffin
Can't argue those digits or this sublime pottery

>>85096666
checked and well said

>>85085384
Average Rating: 9/10
Reviews Counted: 29
Fresh: 28
Rotten: 1


The rotten one:
>First, Nolan does not visually give the impression that the Allied forces were encircled by Germans, praying for a miracle and feeling that this battle could be their last.

>Second, and more important, Nolan employs non-linear filmmaking, avoiding the better approach—which would be chronological. Instead “Dunkirk” uses three separate settings, cutting furiously from one to the other for no apparent reason other than his ideological drive to be, well, nonlinear. With the appropriate chapter headings, at least at first, he opens with the scene on land about a week before civilian boats are to approach the port of Dunkirk. Slightly earlier he hones in on scenes of the sea, ultimately switching to the goings-on by air. In fairness Nolan had stated that he wanted to make a movie about war and not a war movie; that is, presumably to show in the most vivid, IMAX-aided way that war is hell. The result is simply confusion.

>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

>Fourth, there is no real story here, just men surviving or not under fire from torpedoes, bombs, and guns from the enemy whose faces we do not see at all—except for, maybe, some German spy who is traveling with the Allies. There’s nothing like the movies to present spectacle: theater cannot begin to approach vivid scenes in far-larger-than-life size. But everybody likes a story, and there is no story here.

HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT

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>>85096666
>quadrisatan

>>85097030
>Fifth, Nolan is a big guy

>>85097030
>>Second, and more important, Nolan employs non-linear filmmaking, avoiding the better approach—which would be chronological.
Numale genocide when?

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>Mark Rylance is the standout

Just give me another Oscar.

>>85097030
>>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture
MICKEY STOP WE KNOW IT'S YOU

>>85097098
So let me guess.... this critic dude gives every Marvel film a 5 out of 5 and jacks off to pictures of Mickey Mouse in the shower?

>>85085086
The one with Bon Jovi?

Dishonest Filmmaking: (Damien Chazzele, Tarantino, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Tyler Perry, Rian Johnson, Alfonso Cuaron, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, David Yates, Denis Vilenueve, James Franco, Steve McQueen) are intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans; their films appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonizing

THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking

They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off Eraserhead, but they have nothing else to say
They act under the guise of deconstruction with surface layer obvious 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance.

These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time

Some notably earnest filmmakers include, but are not limited to:
Mike Leigh
The Coen Brothers
Werner Herzog
James Cameron
Mel Gibson
Terrence Malick
Gaspar Noe
Clint Eastwood

>>85097098
That's just a shitty sentence all around. Why couldn't he just say
>Nolan employs-non linear filmmaking, avoiding a chronological approach
It also implies that there is an objectively right and wrong way the write a narrative. He doesn't go on to explain what that criteria is, but as long as it doesn't confuse him, it's good.

>>85083932
the absolute state of leftypol, everyone

>movie about allied forces retreating

Cucks

>>85083880
Bravo

>>85097583
Bravo who

>>85083880
So, this is a lock for the oscars, no?

Apart from Spielberg's "The papers", sounds like there will be another shit year with no competition.

Even terror films like Get Out or capeshit like Logan or Wonder Woman are being seriously considerated for best film.

IGNs given it a 9.5/10

https://youtu.be/lbcKcG0a_sY

>>85096049
Ah yes, that Dunkirk kerfuffle was a total riot. What was Nolan thinking, not including some funny slapstick to lighten the mood.

That "reviewer" is literally too dumb to live.

>>85097875
>Warner Bros. had played all the right notes with “Inception.” A summer blockbuster that quickly took on a prestige sheen, Christopher Nolan’s mind-warping actioner was easily one of the year’s best films. With overwhelming critical, popular and industry approval, it was instantly set on a crash-course for a best picture Oscar nomination.

http://variety.com/2017/film/in-contention/dunkirk-oscar-contender-christopher-nolan-1202496790/

>picture
>director
>editing
>photography (another crash for deakins?)
>sound 1 and sound 2
>Rylance and the big guy

>>85098325
*whoops, copied the wrong paragraph
>Dunkirk” arrives as the first slam-dunk Oscar contender of 2017. It’s one of the great entries in a well-worn genre that has never, ever seen anything quite like it.

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looking forward to this one

>>85083880
What's with those helmet designs? They look like pit droids.

>>85096435
>hur my american patriotism

>>85098633
>the quality of posts from nuWars fags

>>85096188
>Christopher Nolan's largely bloodless but profoundly harrowing war epic is the best film he's ever made

This is wrong. The prestige is the best film he's ever made.

>>85096135
The thin red line was also over pretentious shit that pissed all over the source material.

>>85084871
Hugh Mungus in his younger days

>>85089966
>world of tanks fags

Absolutely kys. German heavy tanks would break down at the drop of a hat and their lighter tanks lacked the firepower to deal with the T34

Also
>1941

>The negative review says the movie is bad 'cause it doesn't make people stand up and cheer.
It's not a motherfucking superhero film, you retard.

>/pol/ is whining about a movie with a 100% wite male cast

>>85099228
>they didn't have the tanks or guns good enough to defeat Russian armor
>German tank crews had higher kill rates/life expectancies compared to Russian tankers

Go away.

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>>85089318
>Who here watching it in 70mm IMAX?
Bought ticket already.

When I saw rogue one in IMAX they included a 7 minute sequence from Dunkirk in 15/70mm and it was a dogfight scene. It was pretty stunning. Only 15 theaters worldwide got that preview in real IMAX.

>>85083880
YOU CAN'T DUN THE KIRK

BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED FUCKING NOLAN 96/100 /TV/ BTFOOO

we did it lads

>>85097098
>>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

THIS deserved the genocide

>>85083880
>average score of 9.1 so far

Its better than anything.

>>85096188
>fuck critics but holy shit look at all these critics!


Can't have it both ways, buddy.

>>85099279
>w-whats /pol sayin wats it sayin I need to know o-oh-oh thats some gooood /pol/ ooooh yeah baby
>they whinin now, they can't handle the banter lolo oh shit I seen some posts that are negative must be that /pol/ MUST BE lelelel shit this is hilarious someone tell dat run and tell dat, /pol/ is here now they suck and are literally SJWs hahaha hehehe

>>85100185
96/100 on metacritic as well

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film about kiska when

>>85097330
Underrated post.

>>85083880
I have about as much respect for Nolan films as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. They're reddit. They're video game hotpocket. They're capeshit. They're cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.


They're the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. They're saturday morning cartoon. They're non-neurotypicality. They're memes. They're video game. They're tarantino. They're imdb.

>>85095284

Pretty sure Gravity had like a 9.2 rating after 200 reviews

>>85096435
LITERALLY A VALID POINT

LINEAR STORIES CLIMAX BETTER NO MATTER HOW CLEVERLY YOU EDIT MULTIPLE STORYLINES

>>85093387
I missed out on seeing Interstellar in theaters so this time I'm going all out and driving 90 minutes to Baltimore to see it in 70mm IMAX.

>>85101416
Did he edit it like memento?

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>>85099880
YES ROGUE ONE LASER IMAX, WORTH IT ENTIRELY FOR THE STAR DESTROYER RAMMING SCENE ON AN 8 STORY HIGH SCREEN

>YFW THE 70MM DUNKIRK PROLOGUE
JUST AT THE END THE ENGINE CUTS OUT ON BANES PLANE AND YOU CAN ONLY HEAR THE WIND WHISTLING FOR A SECOND BEFORE IT CUTS TO BLACK

ABSOLUTE HYPE, BRAVO AS FUCK

>>85101798
WW2 SURVIVAL HORROR MEMENTO