/got/ - Game of Thrones General

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>30 second scene
>best scene in the episode
HOW does he keep doing it, lads?

>>85070525
Shut the fuck up, Sandra.

so in light of the premiere, who was the worst casting decision?
sansa, arya, jon, euron or dany?

>>85070561
No casting would ever save Euron, the problem is the writing. Daenerys also suffers from it, but the actress isn't helping at all.

>inb4 retard complains about Euron's outfit

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>>85070551

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>The Hound has only been so afraid of fire because when The Mountain shoved his head into one, The Lord of Light showed him something he never wanted to see again (besides his retina-searing glory) with his own flesh serving as a sufficient sacrifice
>The /ourguy/ That Was Promised, resurrected by The Lord of Light's will alone without any fancy hair burning ritual
>too self-loathing to fulfill his destiny but beginning to find little choice in the matter

>>85070590
He looked good desu

>>85070551

>not the shit montage

>>85070561

ehhh, these last couple seasons kit and sophie are doing alright

>>85070590
The only retard here is you, defending his leather pants thread after thread.

>>85070561
Out of all of them? Dany

>>85070590
Eurons outfit was BASED.

Fucking shitshow. Tell me /got/ why am I watching this shitshow?

Why the fuck are D&D glorifying revenge? Arya poisoning all of House Frey should have caused its own set of problems, like leaving any women and children completely undefended from the masses who despise the Freys. But instead of analyzing how revenge only leads to more revenge, it's just "YAAAS ARYA SLAY!"

Dragonglass in Dragonstone? Who would have thought?

>>85070610
seriously tho, how the hell does a newbie like the hound have a crystal clear vision of what's to come, but melisandre's visions are usually clouded/

>>85070649
Bile fascination.

>>85070649
it's fun to see how bad it can get

>>85070649
Got to see how low it can go

>>85070649
The resurrection of House Baratheon

>>85070649
We might as well see it through.

>>85070650
If it's message was tolerance and forgiveness intead, you would say that it promotes cuckoldry

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Dragonstone was empty because Stannis took the men there with him to Braavos, where he is working with the Iron Bank to defeat the white walkers and take the throne.

>>85070649
I don't know. It really is pure shit now.

>>85070600
Metal as fuck.

>Ed Sheeran plays a Lannister soldier who's not a crazy rapist, and actually gives his food to strangers
Why?

>>85070585

I'll save my full criticism for until this season is over, but so far, the writing of Euron really has been crap. I've heard rumors that over the course of this season that he'll make Ramsay look like a saint, so that's why I'm still holding out hope that Euron will be portrayed better and more like his book counterpart.

Something tells me that he's gonna be the big bad of this season and will be the penultimate villain of the series.

>>85070525
Sansa & LF. Queen and king, are the canonically most acceptable final survivors.

>>85070650
>muh show has to have a humble healthy message otherwise i'll cry

>>85070650
Mayhaps it was a blessing?

Would anyone like to hear my opinion of this episode? No? I'll say it anyway. Meh.

>>85070649
Because the end is nigh, might as well stick it out.

Also the production values are pretty good for a tv show.

>And two hands
What did Euron meme by this?

>>85070650
Spotted the cuck.

>>85070649
Cause it's easy to steal and fun to talk about.

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>>85070650
WE

>>85070712
>will be the penultimate villain of the series
The show will have the Night King flying on an undead dragon, anon.

>>85070610

you know what, the hound being the show's chosen one might be a nice twist actually, he's survived season after seasons after all, also his brother is now pretty much undead (like pottery)

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>>85070711
>>85070649

>>85070727
She looked like she needed to poo

>>85070711
Ed Sheeran will rape Arya when she passes out from drinking according to spoilers.

>>85070711
>LE WAR IS GREY, NO GOOD OR BAD XDXD

Can someone explain to me how Arya matched Frey's height and voice?

inb4 cockles clams and oysters

>>85070652
Male privilege

ITT faggots get mad without seeing proper resolutions or answers to their gripes in the next fucking episode of the show

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>>85070561
Dany. Her looks are the only thing going for her.
Whenever she has to express some emotion on her face you're always left wondering exactly what is she trying to convey here. Only the context of the scene clues you in.

And she has a lot of scenes like that.

>>85070712
>will be the penultimate villain of the series.
I'm pretty convinced that he'll marry Cersei and become king by the end of the season and die in season 7

>>85070741
Do you know what Penultimate means?

>shows a montage of Sam cleaning shit
>Emmy
>fucking kill me

>>85070753
He was a manlet

>>85070650
They don't even care about that anymore. There are no subtle plotting, when there is a problem the character just kill by himself what is bothering him and it stops there

>>85070753
No one knows, nor do D&D. She just can.

>>85070753
>le epic faceless assasin

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>>85070649

>>85070650
It's retarded and lazy fanservice. The fact that the majority of viewers eat this shit up without a second thought is the reason why the show writing has been getting worse every season.

>>85070763
Season 8* I mean

>>85070652
Because fire Jesus likes him better.

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Azor Cersei

>>85070762
Also she is way too short to be noble. Especially when compared to the other highborn women in the show.

OBJECTIVELY SEASON RANKING INCOMING

4 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 6 >>> 5

>>85070652
Maybe the visions work best on honest people.

Melissandre is so steeped in the proselytism aspect of her religion, so focused on fooling and coaxing people into believing, that she's forgotten how to look into the flames with an honest, open mind.
Meanwhile Mr. "you think that topknot's fooling anybody, you bald cunt" is at Patrice O'Neal levels of honesty and giving a fuck what people think about what he says, so he has no problem seeing the visions.

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>>85070753

>>85070561
I actually like Emilia Clarke but dany, only because she is so crucial to the show and yet can't really seem to carry 70% of what they give her.

>>85070802
Unironically this

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Is Bran 7 feet tall?

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what happened with the casting of euron? in the books he is described as being good looking and charming. He's a fucking ginger with a mutton chops and even got a fucking buzzcut this season, a buzzcut!

I've said it in another thread, but I really hate how all characters wear those monotone, black outfits now, from Tyrion to Euron. If I see Melisandre, the red priestess, wearing a black robe, I'm gonna bust a vein

>>85070752
>6 seasons of Lannister soldiers acting like complete cunts
>suddenly a band of soldiers who are somehow decent people

>>85070650
there's literally a scene where Lannister troops tell Arya that due to the Freys dying, the troops have to go to the Riverlands to keep order

>>85070702
so did stannis default on his loan

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>>85070551

>>85070753
She just does, and it's fucking retarded as shit.
>inb4 show about dragons and magic hurr
If someone who doesn't do magic does something seemingly unbelievable, there has to be a fucking reason for it.

>>85070823
He's standing next to an Asian woman.

>>85070651
It's called Obsidian, you make Dragonglass out of it.

>>85070798

dragons were becoming smaller and smaller towards the end, the same was probably happening with the targaryen lineage

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>>85070752
I bet you complained as loudly when Stark & Lannister soldiers were depicted as rape legions in the past seasons.

>>85070832
In the show they're portraying as someone who changes his personality to manipulate people in different settings. Kinda going for Jack Sparrow meets Negan vipe.

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>>85070590

Fuck you. Here it is again, this fucking trash needs to be called out for the dumpster fire that it is. THIS IS NOT YOUR EDGY ALTERNATE 2017 D&D, THIS IS A MEDIEVAL PERIOD WHERE STRETCH LEATHER FUCKING PANTS WERE NOT A FUCKING OPTION.

FUCK this fucking faggot. Do you remember Neil Hopkins, the main "singer" guy in Drive Shaft from LOST? That is what they made Euron

>>85070832
They gave half of Euron's character traits to Ramsay, and making him closer to the book would feel too similiar. This is why he's a thug with a big cock instead.

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CERSEI CERSEI CERSEI CERSEI!

FUCK YEAH CERSEI!

>>85070752
Reminder that any form of "XDXD" posting is the SUREST sign of a mental midget.

>>85070832
Wait, it's not weird to have a buzzcut, right?

>>85070859
It's just distracting in the extreme. Like it would be if Jon was a 7ft lanklet.

Is euron ruined

>>85070837
I agree, they look terrible. See
>>85070868
>>85070876
for examples.

>>85070802
5 was great you nigger

>tfw it'll be another year before Winds of Winter comes out
>tfw it'll be 6 more years after that before A Dream of Spring

I don't want this shitty knockoff D&D garbage

How is there a "mountain" of dragon glass under the ground? What caused the magma to be quenched and form obsidian if it isn't even an extrusive body?

>>85070887
Congratulations on waking up from your coma, anon. Euron was ruined in the season 6.

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>>85070868
Dude's a pirate king. Why wouldn't he be flashy about it?

>>85070871
>This is why he's a thug with a big cock instead.
except he isn't

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>>85070783
Lemme get this straight, they have a classically trained british actor with an interesting face and they permanently replace him with some random stuntman. What were they thinking?

>>85070650
I guess you missed the ed sheeran portion of the show

>Every man, woman, boy and girl from 10 to 60 will be trained

You know what this means? Sansa will be trained in swordfight, probably by Brienne. I can already see scene from last episode: BIG FIGHT. ALMOST EVERYBODY IS DEAD. ONLY ARYA AND SANSA STAND AGAINST NIGHT KING. ARYA with her many faced skills tries to trick and kill Night King but FAIlS. ARYA IS DEAD. Sansa screams in pain. As a last standing Stark, SANSA draws her sword and with her 3 weeks long training KILLS NIGHT KING. "Wolf doesn't dies, NOT TODAY," she says.

>>85070898
they will never come out

>>85070898
>tfw it'll be another year before Winds of Winter comes out
Oh, anon.

>>85070729
I assumed it was a jab at Jaime but I'm not entirely sure either.

>>85070525

Settling in to watch first ep now bros. Will come here to bitch when the cringe gets too big

>>85070749
kek my friend said the exact same thing

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>*cameos your show*

>>85070562
Great, now you have an army thats 50% useless.

>>85070915
$$$$$

>>85070868
Autism: The post

>>85070898
Oh, you sweet summer child.

>>85070901
Lmao look at this nerd

>>85070838
they were the bad guys last few seasons
need to slowly condition the audience into liking them after being taught to hate them for so long

>>85070914
>Trusting actors doing damage control
Come on, anon, did you also believe Kit Harrington when he said that Jon is dead for good?

>>85070937
Don't worry. You will come here after the opening scene.

>>85070915
concession: he's one of the best stuntmen in the world, and they're too lazy to do NK makeup on two people

>>85070868

for the thousandth time, the leather pants serve to outline his donger for cersei

>>85070942
I honestly had no clue who this guy was and just assumed it was some local talent in britain

>>85070962
has he done a single stunt in the show?

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>>85070649
Because of her
>frogfu

>>85070678
They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.

>>85070884
in this case it is. GRRM emphasizes Euron's appearance much like he does with Daenerys. It's jarring and strange to have a Euron that looks nothing like the cunning, exotic character he is supposed to be. Season 1 has excellent casting, but everything past that has been a dumpster fire. Name one (1) good casting decision made since the first season.

>>85070977
He raised his arms once.

>>85070949

Fuck off I bet you started watching in season 4

>>85070871
As long as he produces said cock on screen, im good

>>85070915
whoa i had no idea that was the actor from batman begins

>>85070562

Not what he said, although not the worst idea either.

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who wore it best /got/?

>>85070915
I honestly thought left one was just full CGI. Was the contrast that heavy in the episode itself?

>>85070838
Probably because they were just recruits instead of professional mercenaries. Makes sense if Lannisters are running short on men so they're signing up every dirt digging farmer.

>>85070985
>Name one (1) good casting decision made since the first season.
Stannis.

>>85070914
>only comparison is something from S1 when GoT was not-shit

>>85070936
It WAS a jab at Jaime.

>>85070837
>If I see Melisandre, the red priestess, wearing a black robe, I'm gonna bust a vein
Oh but anon, don't you see, she's sad and brooding and in a really dark place right now, so if you're a showrunner who graduated from Retard University then black is really just the most fitting color for her right now. It's the only choice, really.

Black also conveys Jon's grim seriousness, Sansa's pain, Arya's desire for revenge, Cersei's determination, Tyrion's status as an outcast, and it just happens to be one of the two colors of house Targaryen so of course Dany's wearing that shit. Same for Euron, those kraken sails are black after all.

I just want that qt Mel to show up; I don't care what she's wearing.

>>85070942
it's a new one

>>85070971
They keep playing the same two songs on the radio and I want to fucking murder myself when they come on.

>>85070998
/ourguy/ Euron

>>85070884
Shave it all off you bald cunt

>Danny just doesn't even mention Varys sitting in the corner
>the dude who Jorah, her best and most trusted guard, reported to
Is this shit ever going to be addressed?

>>85070843
Iron Bank repossessed his horse and sold his organs and ruined his credit to boot. Nobody fucks with the Iron Bank

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>>85070525
I'm 25 minutes in and it's felt like a total grind. Maybe I should just forget about sunk cost and quit the show.

>>85070998
Geralt of Rivia.

>only 6 episodes left
>First one was shit already

;_;

>>85070960

Came back. I can't get over the fucking rubber mask shit they pull in the show. FUCK.

OK I gotta dial my tolerance up

>>85070917
My gf helped me so much through this ep. I was so fucking angry about everything going on, but she was constantly saying "yaaassss" and "get it, girl!" through most of it. She was drunk, in her defense, but it was still so annoying

Thankfully, she immediately spotted that cuck singer and it was like she saw the light. She understood how fucking stupid this shit show was. Especially since he was singing "a new one"

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>>85070998
>Euron's clothes

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>>85070562
#draftourdaughters

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>>85070998

>>85070922
We'll considering the 8 and 12 year old Glover and Karstark traitors boy and girl team were armed and Sansa seemingly wasn't...

>>85070922
>FOOL NO MAN CAN KILL ME

>>85071050
ever, is this the last season?

>>85070905


I mean I get that you can't keep everything from the books in the show

But they seem to be totally gutting his entire character to the point where it's like...why include him at all

>>85071019
they're all taking the black to prepare for the great war

>>85070868

I can't get over how fucking big/fat his head looks. There hasn't been worst casting in a tv shows history

Not sure if I like the Euron actor desu, saw him in a Danish political series which he played really well but he's terrible in this desu

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Is he going to make it?

>>85071048
>I'm 25 minutes in and

>pausing a show to shitpost about it on /tv/
Just watch it all the way through, you autist.

>>85071082
Leaks say no, and leaks were 100% accurate so far.

>>85071001
This. All seasoned soldiers have been depicted as brutal pillagers. Be they Lannister or Stark.

Exception for the unballed.

>>85071082
he's a small guy

>>85071097
what are the leaks?

>>85071097
>le leak meme

>>85071048

you're doing it wrong

you are supposed to watch it with a group of normies and be the guy that laughs all the time at how bad the show has become, thus pissing off the rest of the group

Is it wrong that it gets me hot thinking how hairy the bear girls pussy is?

>>85071082
We already know he won't. And he is going to be killed by the Stark girls, just to make it even better.

>>85070999
You be the judge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozkHwFG91AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shmdsxOThyA

>>85071082
Yes, he will be King of the Ashes.

At what speed do you guys watch the show?

1.25x master race here.

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>>85071107
Are you sure you want to know?

>>85071082
Eventually they're going to find out he fucked over Ned, and Sansa is a whole foot taller, and arya is a mindless assassin now, so no

>7 episodes this season
>6 episodes next season
>with this much filler scenes
>pacing as slow as ever
Explain to me why this season isn't the final season with the full 10 episodes, some going over the hour mark if needed?

I really hated the opening scene. On the other hand, Ed Sheeran didn't bother me at all.

>>85071109
But they'd post me hating their precious show on facebooks and then my house would get egged

>>85071071
One more season. 12 episodes left in all.

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Redpill me on the arrowhead mountain the hound saw in the flames.

>>85071107
Sansa has Arya kill him because WOMYN STRONG.

http://grrm.livejournal.com/543080.html

What is the meaning of this?

>>85070985
Charles Dance

>>85071133
$$$

>>85071122
2x speed spanish dub with serbian subtitles while eating crab legs.

>Hound and the Brotherhood bits were good
>Lannister soldier were good but pointless
I think I need some male friends or something. But it's almost as if they decided to give Hound some character development. Doubt it will stick though. Everything else was forgettable or cringe, but so far nothing outright retarded happened, except for Sam forgetting about dragonglass and Dragonstone for some reason. Also the trend of shitting on and victim blaming Stannis, Ned, and Robb continues.

I thought about how cheesy it would be if they ended the episode on a "Shall we begin?", and they fucking did it the absolute madmen.

>>85070525
>The North
>Short on soldiers
>Wight army marching South
>Sansa: WE MUST KILL KARSTARKS AND UMBERS

FUCKING KILL ME ANONS

>>85071162
She didn't say kill, just revoke their lands.

>>85070806

I like the idea that The Hound is a Patrice counterpart. Makes me feel warm inside.

>I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO DEFENDANORF

--a little girl

Fuck Dab n dab

>>85071133

gurm asked for another year so he can release winds of winter right after the series finale and of course HBO won't refuse having GoT being the lifeline of the network for another year

>>85071126
Ep 2 already confirmed wrong, soooooo

>>85071156
Since season 2 true patritians have only watched the Polish dub.

>>85071126
what the fuck is the point of the pregnancy? Its just another fucking filler plot line? It reminds me of the stupid shit they pulled with margery last season. all for nothing

>>85070977
he was in the tower of joy fight, trying to make everyone else not look retarded

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>>85070525
I sure hope you don't do the virgin walk, /tv/.

>>85071151
>check the other entries
>Sibel Kekilli is flying up from Hamburg
Of course she lives in fucking Hamburg.

>>85070958
>two distinct personalities in the scenes we saw him in

Even if it is damage control we know the D&D have changed their line of writing with him so even if he was meant to be all "muh dick" to begin with they've now retroactively changed that

>>85071148
I think it's the fist if the first men but am probably wrong. Someone confirm

>>85071126
>The Night King shown a reanimated Viserion that now breathes blue flame.

Was becoming Warcraft part of their plan?

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>>85070844

>>85071126
>Meera returns home

I no longer have any reason to watch this shitshow

>>85070982
When do we get to see her bush?

>people are supposed to be sympathetic towards girls killing LF
I think most viewers find him intriguing and want his plotline to come to a satisfying end, not just getting murdered by women. After all, his plotting needs to be worth a damn

>>85070525
The Ed Sheeran scene makes no sense, that song shouldn't even exist in the show universe. The song they're singing is about Tyrion. It was written by a singer who became close with Shae and decided to threaten Tyrion by writing a song about him and Shae. He threatened to play it for people so everyone would know that Tyrion brought a whore to court (Tyrion eventually had him murdered to silence him). The issue is, this character never existed in the show. There was never any singer threatening to expose Tyrion, so why would this song even exist? Who wrote it?

What the fuck I can't find any site to watch it on

>>85071201

Post gif or webm.

>>85071159
is there a word for when characters overtly behave as if performing for an audience?

>>85071151
did he die?
that was days ago and he hasn't posted since
surely there was some important hugo award or wild cards shitposting that he would have been doing

So does Cersei even have a Kingsguard/Queensguard?

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Watching this shitshow now
>Dude winter is coming lmao

>>85071181
>Shitting on Loli Mormont
DELETE THIS

>>85071181
>Bear Island
>Has 62 fighting men
>Find out its because 1200 of the remaining are transitioning into women.

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>>85071145
>tfw its a new one

>>85070985
How is Euron clad in leather looking like rustle brand NOT explicit enough? Have you seen any of the fan drawings of him?

>>85070998
Also this. Jamie wore a fucking biker jacket in Season 5.

>>85071252
How are you watching it?

>>85071193
It is filler plot line. They either used up all the Cersei material, or don't want to use it because it doesn't fit their vision of no-nonsense, empowered queen.
Did you know that Cersei rapes a woman in the books, because she suffers from penis envy?

>>85071235
Videopad dot me

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>>85071126
Next episode

>I heard she defeated the Hound in single combat

HE WAS INJURED YOU SJW FUCKS

>>85071235
Get friends that have HBO or pay for it you peasant.

>>85071162

>>85071173 this.
Also, I imagine that she's still pretty upset about the whole "getting raped" thing. I've heard it really fucks with you.
So I'll put up with another outburst or two before I start getting annoyed at her for wanting to punish families that fought alongside Ramsay.

What a boring fucking residents keeper episode. Can we just hurry up and get to the fucking action already jesusu fucking Christ cunt. Also I really want to throat fuck sansa my god

>>85071273
le pirate bay

>>85071014
They're not comparing they're just saying it's an example of another character doing it

>>85071206
Sansa changes her personality in every other scene she's in, and Dany jumped from "Make peace with the slavers" to "Crucify them all" every two minutes.

>>85070650
ALL MEN MUST DIE YOU PIG

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hahahaha YASSSS !

>>85071243
Quip

>>85071301

>Sansa changes her personality in every other scene she's in

Every fucking line m8. Horrible writing, horrible character.

These sorts of women exist IRL tho.

>>85071233
ITS A FUCKING NEW ONE LAD

>>85070525
GUYS DEA LYANNA MORMONT IS THE BEST CHARACTER

>>85071306
>gagging from shit and vomit every day
>doesn't lose a single pound
Bravo HBO

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>>85071162
>Sansa, please don't undermine me in front of the men. I'll always welcome your advice but there is a time and a pl-
>WHAT, ARE YOU LIKE JOFFREY NOW OR WHAT
>No, I'm just saying that maybe you co-
>NED AND ROBB WERE STUPID, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME NOW
She's going to be even more insufferable this season, isn't she? Pretty much every line out of her fucking mouth can be condensed to "Silly boys, womyn know what's *really* going on here", and it doesn't help that Sophie Turner can't act her way out of a paper bag.

>>85071332

YAAAAS SLAY THEM LYANNA

>>85070897
kys

>>85071233
>being this autistic

They were just making a connection to the book.

>>85071243
Pandering I suppose.

Remember last season when Sansa broke the 4th wall and told us to vote against Brexit?

>>85071185
it still happened

>>85071347
At this point it might genuinely be genetics. He's metabolized a dying star somewhere deep within his intestines.

>>85071347
as bad as Hurley. Could they not have had weight loss as character development, does he remain an eternal fat fuck in the books too?

>>85071353
I LOVE HOW SHE SHUTS UP ALL THOSE STUPID OLD MEN YASSSS QUEEEN

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>>85071376
Thank god this scene came straight after

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>B-B-But how did she get all that poison?

Just turn off your mind bro

>B-But where does she keep her faces? Her ass pocket?

Just turn off your mind bro

>B-But where are the guards to kill the little cunt? Surely there must have been some guards

Just turn off your mind bro lol

>But we didn't see her study poisons at all, where did she travel to get all this poison and what did she use to make it? Did she open a lab near the Greyjoy Tower? Did she steal the face of an alchemist so nobody would question her? Did she steal the face of a cook so nobody would question her around the wine? Where does she keep all these faces? Won't they get dirty?

Just turn off your mind bro lmao

>>85070650
>If you kill them, they win.

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>>85070985
>Name one (1) good casting decision made since the first season.

This guy
The best character in this series

>>85071173
She was behaving like a scheming noble from Kingslanding. If Jon started following her advice the North would be guaranteed to fall apart before long if it survived the white walkers.

Fortunately, it was at least sort of suggested that keeping a code of honour like Ned's is better.

>>85071348
>>WHAT, ARE YOU LIKE JOFFREY NOW OR WHAT
Can we turn 'literally Joffrey' into a meme?

>>85071401
>>85071353
>>85071332
Please stop. It was cringeworthy. We know. You can stop /pol/-posting now.

>>85071362
Not even autism. Just pointing out the latest in an unending line of plot holes in this shit show.

This episode was a 6.

Be honest with me /got/
It's shit isn't it
I was right for refusing to watch it

>>85070879
>not mental manlet for further triggering

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>>85071126
>Polar Bear
Forresters confirmed BTFO

>>85071390
>does he remain an eternal fat fuck in the books too?
No, actually.

>>85071376
was a bit jarring, but overall it played. I thought the #NotMyPresident was a bit forced this episode tho

>>85071235

>piratebay.org
>game of thrones

Profit?

>>85071420
Compared to the worst this show has ever been it was pretty good.

>>85071414
Fuck off. What's cringeworthy about it? A woman being better than a man?

>>85071420
Not it was actually a very good episode, ignore all the right-wing MRA /pol/beards.

There's no tension left in this show and we all know it.

The rest of the series is going to be about Queen Danny conquering the 7 kingdoms, with lots of cringe worthy acting and tons of YAS QUEEN SLAY moments.

Along the way Sansa and Araya will act like cunts, and the rest of the villains will be destroyed by strong independent women.

You all know that right

So is Cleganebowl confirmed for this season? I'm HYPED!

>>85071390
>does he remain an eternal fat fuck in the books too?
Sam is one of the worse character of the books. He seemingly gets character development, but then he gets PoV chapters in AFFC, and he's fucking insufferable. Reading through his chapters is painful on a physical level, because of how pathetic he is, and just how aware of it Sam is.

>>85071458
lol, she will die in the end.

>>85071458

Yes, we know. There's nothing we can do but shitpost about it or stop watching.

>>85071376
That wasn't played badly, but the part with her shouting NOBODY IS ILLEGAL and TEAR DOWN THIS WALL was quite jarring.

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>>85071416
>6
>not 0

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>>85070525
>mfw there are still "men" who will tune in every week to watch an hour of cis-males getting BTFO by strong independent womynz

Seriously the only non-cucked male character in the show is Jon Snu, and he still has the numale ponytail and beta numale beard, and still is pussywhipped by his little sister

Every other male character in the show is straight up cucked to a superior female.

>>85071450
What's the worst this show has ever been?

Help me lads, is the house where Clegane and co went and stayed the same house clegane robbed in season 4?

STANNIS

THE

MANNIS

>>85071376
I mean, it wants half as bad as the post credit scene with Sansa, Ellaria, and Olenna in costume with "I'm with her" buttons and a closeup on Lyanna saying "it was her turn"

I laughed heartily when Araya took off her mask because that scene was so awful.

I laughed again during the close up shots of Danny's face. That lady can't act even when she's standing still.

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>>85071201
AHAHAHA WTF AHAHAHAHA

>>85071425
I swear, this game had potential to be much better if it just massively cut the amount of playable characters. Cut Mira, cut Gareth, just leave Rodrik, Asher and Ethan. If you need to fill a quota, you could turn Asher into a strong independent woman.

>>85071458
Of course, at best they're going to kill her off in the end.
This is literally feminist pandering: the season.

>>85071301
And they've never tried to publicly explain that that's intentional.

Why is the Podrick Payne kid bloated? Was he always fat?

>>85071482
Sand Snake opening last season was arguably worse

>>85070985
Stannis
Tywin
Daario (the first one)

>>85071483
yes

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>literally no one talking about based hounds vision
All obsessed with buttsluts and ed sheeran lmao just fucking kys

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So did Stannis uproot all the women and children on Dragonstone too? Where the fuck is everyone?

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>>85071376
>Northerners
>fighting for a free, independent kingdom
>no longer constrained by the dictates of a capital that is essentially foreign to them; a horrible, filthy city sitting far off to the southeast
>now finally free from the influence of a centralized government that binds disparate kingdoms together, in spite of their differences and often against their will, all in the name of a "greater good" for "the realm" that seems to be nothing but a detriment to the smallfolk of those constituent kingdoms

>voting against Brexit

>>85071481
Stannis isn't cucked.

>>85070650
Early in the show they might have shown the consequences of her actions. Peasants breaking in looting and raping etc. At this point there are no real consequences however, just "badass" moments.

>>85071483
Yes you fucking dumbass, why the fuck would they show it on the "previously on Game of Thrones" and why would he bury some retards he's never known?

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>>85071201
>super elite soldier trained since puberty, who knows nothing but drill and war
>has a posture of someone who spends 18 hours a day on 4chan

shiggy

>>85071524
Planning his surprise attack in Pentos.

Don't worry the rightful king will be back

>>85071523
>it's a new one

>>85071410
Davos Seaworth.

>>85071376
I didn't quite believe my ears, when I saw Dolorous Edd questioning Bran about whether or not he's an illegal braavosi in today's episode. Like dude, he doesn't even look hispanic.

>>85071527
>Jon: I don't think King Stannis would like that very much
>Mel: Then we shouldn't tell him

>>85071571
Kekked.

>>85071203
if nothing else, I'd like to thank GoT for introducing me to Sibil. I skeeted many a times to her... early acting work.

>>85071481
I don't see it that way. They've never really pushed a women are superior theme. I see it as them showing us that women are just as capable of destruction as men are.

>>85071571
Technically it should be "he doesn't even look italian".

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>Opens on revenge fantasy 9000
>Edge walkers are still terrible
>"Girls can be soldiers too ya'know! I'm sure small girls and old fat women will make for excellent troops whose work elsewhere isn't needed, and repopulation afterwards will be a cinch"
>Sansa now being a """"player""""
>Cersei scene is fine, but everyone still apparently don't have a problem with her blowing up the faith
>Greyjoys actually built a fucking thousands ships in like two weeks on barren islands with no resources
>Zombie mountain's new armor
>Ends on a practical fourth wall break with "Shall we begin"

Sandor, Sam and Cersei's scenes were the only real interesting ones this episode. Almost everything else was cringey or poorly acted/thought out.

>dragonstone completely abandoned

Why? Thats like saying England was abandoned when King John the Lionheart was killed.

>>85071539
this.

female empowerment, fan-service,and big budget set pieces are what it's been reduced to.

>>85070562
The reason women usually stayed home during wars was that they are the limiting factor in reproduction. This doesn't really matter when losing the war would mean the extinction of the species anyways. In that case, you throw everything you got at the enemy.

>>85071592
>I skeeted many a times
>skeeted
Are you a black gentleman from the early 1980s?

So Jon will bend the knee in exchange for Dragonglass right?

Just saw the shit montage.

Sums up GoT t.b.h famigos

>>85070753
Here's a better question. WHY DOESNT ARYA JUST STAY IN PERMANENT DISGUISE???? SHE COULD LITERALLY DISGUISE HER WAY INTO THE FUCKING IRON THRONE ROOM

>>85071560
Totally forgot about BASED ONION
Fucking hell
>tfw the best characters in this series are minor characters
>Edd Tollett
>Davos Seaworth
>Podrick Payne
Who else?

>>85071481

Except for Euron, the last /ourguy/

>>85071571
>Wildlings have to go back
I've thought we were finished with this subplot two seasons ago?

Immersion was broken by the soldiers asking Arya if she was of age to drink. Blatantly out of place modernisation.

>>85071482
Most of season 5

>>85071243
shit acting or shit writing
pick one.
or both.

>>85071284
>Gets raped
>Free pass to continue to be a shit person and character

You she was garbage before the rape too, anon?

>>85071606
Because Dany awkwardly walking in a some forgotten nobles or having to clear out some bandits before delivering her badass one-liner wouldn't be as cool.

>>85071510
He hasn't changed
>>85071649
Fuck off redditor

>>85071632
The masks get itchy sometimes

>>85071664
>Can I see some I.D, young lady?

I turned off my TV when he said that. Fucking bull shit.

>>85070650
>>85071609
>>85071539

You dumbasses, the fuck do you think the scene witg her talking to all those decent really nice (Lannister???) soldiers with families who missed home and didn't care about wars was for? She's going to turn around head north and be haunted by what she did. She's clearly going to realize this. She's just an angry kid who never thought about that shit.

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>>85071604
>edge walkers
And sam and cerseis scenes sucked anon, your opinion a shit

>>85071664
Which makes it funnier considering her face looks like her chav mother didnt stop pounding scotch until she was due.

>>85071582
>Mel: Then we shouldn't tell him
Yes but Jon refused, ergo cucking never happened. Based Jon, a loyal servant of the one true King.

>>85071632
it's mount doom eagles all over again but at least that's where she's headed

>>85071664
You mean Ed Sheeran and the Gang? Boy I sure loved their new hit single, "I'm singing about killing Cis-White Men!" I hope it's on the Game of Thrones Soundtrack, coming out this fall! I'll be sure to pick up the single, too. He's such a dreamer, that Ed Sheeran. I highly recommend you listen to him, along with Coldplay and Mastodon!

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>>85071649
To be honest, I thought that most of Stannis's camp was really well-cast.
Davos, Melissandre, Stannis, his shrewish wife who pulls of "shrewish" very well, his qt daughter who just wants to be loved and live life like a normal girl...
The black pirate whose name I'll just misspell, I wasn't that fond of. But he delivered his lines really well.

>>85071604
>but everyone still apparently don't have a problem with her blowing up the faith
I'd like to hear what King's Landing's 'official story' on the attack on the Sept is tbqh.

>>85071693
Those were just soldiers. She killed actual Frey noblemen.

>>85071632
She needs to remove her faces for the camera though.

>>85071604
Anon, I agreed with your entire post so here's a (You).

>>85071696
No u. Didn't say there were amazing, but at least those people can act a bit.

>>85070985
Three Eyed Raven
Qyburn
Brynden Tully
Qhorin
Maester Cressen
Randyll Tarly
Selyse
Edmure Tully
Oleanna
Yohn Royce
Ygritte
Archmeaster Marwyn
Oberyn
High Sparrow
Tycho Nestoris
Pyat Pree
Thoros of Mars
Shame Septa
Salladhor Saan
Aeron Greyjoy
Shireen Baratheon
Brother Ray
Roose Bolton
Balon Greyjoy
Tormund
The Spice King
Doran Martell
The greentexting pyromancer

Karl Tanner

>>85070525
I just watched the first episode and HOLY FUCK WHY DID THEY PUT ED SHEEREN IN THE SHOW? WHY DO NORMIES HAVE TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING???

>>85071673
>You she was garbage before the rape too, anon?
>You she was
I need to know what verb I'm defending myself against here.

>>85071348
>I GOT RAPED, AND YOU DON'T WHAT ITS LIKE BEING A WOMAN SO I KNOW THINGS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU NEVER GOT RAPED AND MEN CAN NEVER BE RAPED. KINGS ARE JUST BOYS WITH TOYS!! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU MY CUNT BECAME THE WORLD

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How do we feel about Cersei "WoW Pauldrons" Lannister?

>>85071738
Poisoned by its enemies.

>>85071738
That would require some thought into the writing. Most of the audience doesn't care, they just like that Cersei "Yass Queen Slay" Lannister killed mean ol religious man.

>>85070985
Oberyn, Olenna, Blackfish, Kraznys, Thoros, Dondarrion, Edmure, Mance, Orell, Craster (forgot whether he appreared in S01 tho), Roose, Onion Knight, Archmaester, Doran Martell - all good, but most of them are small parts and unimportant. The parts that actually matter - Dany, Jon, Arya, Sansa, Bran - are fucking garbage and they're from Season 1, so what the fuck are you trying to say, kid?

>>85071738
>Implying anybody cares
Sparrows were basically ISIS in the show, because religion is bad mkay

>>85071758
>Edmure Tully
very solid acting but doesn't really look the part desu
agree with most of the rest though

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Should I read the spoilers and get this shit season over with or should I watch episode by grueling episode of D&D spewing this nonsensical feminist trash

>>85071785
well, he was being a massive cunt for you know, saying fucking your brother was wrong and killing the king probably not a great idea either. Expecting women to not kill their husbands or fuck their siblings it pretty much rape

>>85071783
>Poisoned by its enemies.
So, who? The R'hllor cultists? Stannis alive confirmed?

would lose my shit if Cersei used old video footage of Stannis to pretend he's leading a terrorist organisation Al Rhllor from Essos

>>85071810
Why not both for maximum torture?

>>85071604
How is it a fourth wall break?
Also where is the line orignally from? Deathnote?

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>>85071653
euron, the only "strong" male is portrayed as a psychopathic madman obsessed with bloodlust, just like joffrey and ramsey, and you just know they're building him up for a brutal death scene where the feminists will cheer.

the whole show has an anti-male agenda
>arya murders an entire room full of men, but spares the women for some reason
>jon snow get's pushed around by his little sister and that little loud bitch, davos practically no where to be seen
>jaime is weak and cowardly, cersei is strong and decisive
>daenerys is leading her army of brown refugees with the beta manlet by her side
>yara (asha) taking charge of her literally dickless brother

>>85071738
Faith of the 7 were Muslims so they probably called it a terrorist attack

>>85071810
You're probably a modern man that will do both.

>>85071429
wait he doesn't?
i think he loses a bit but still remains a fat, pathetic pos, since he's a bit o gurm's self-insert

>>85071810
The episode was above average. Watch it and relish in it before we inevitably get horse shit in the coming weeks.

>>85071773
#notmyqueen

>>85071839
>Faith of the 7 were Muslims
>Muslims

That's R'hllor though. See >>85071814

>>85071827
Shall we begin is such a cliche line that it's hard to say.

>>85071810
Read the spoilers then watch the nonsensical feminist trash being worse than what the spoilers made you think.

>>85071827
because the line was virtually addressed to the audience

>>85071069
I AM NO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>85071838
Euron is about to put all the strong independent womyn in their place.

>>85071689
Simply atrocious. The series will never do G.R Martin's writing justice so we're lumbered watching this bastardisation fraught with SJW themes of female empowerment and emasulinity. I want off this bandwagon.

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>>85071764
I died and came back to life you whiny cunt. You were never pleasant towards me. You've never had any respect. You've never considered me your brother. I hereby sentence you to death.

>>85071838
>the only "strong" male is portrayed as a psychopathic madman obsessed with bloodlust
wow, it's almost like real life

>>85071855
Rhllor is more like zoroastrianism. Which is still durka religion, but not quite.

>>85070650
>If you kill your enemies they win

Justin Trudeau is that you?

>>85071844
>Trailer scenes expanded = good episode

Cringe.

>>85071881
this is every show now. sadist or subservient.

>>85071880
Not in this show.

>restricted area of the library
we Harry Potter now