/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>retard rape
I can get into this

FIRST FOR REBEKAH DEL RIO

Friendly reminder that consent can be implicit!

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Are you guys happy for him?

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I hope Cole gives Diane a brief but touching funeral.

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Daily reminder that the guy on the right is floating like a fucking Yogi.

How will Richard be killed off? It's gotta be something gruesome considering what he's done

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>Sonny-Jim confirmed Jeremy

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Post yfw regular coop is never coming back

>>85065558
Best TP couple!

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>>85065477
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Steals phones
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Litters constantly
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Humiliated Diane and then didn't actually rape her but did beat and abuse her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Does not pay his taxes

>>85065564
I hope he debriefs her first, if you know what I'm talking about.

>>85065581
death by douegi

>>85065581
his death will reference Bobby Peru's from Wild at Heart

Diane is going to kill Cole.

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>>85065547
Thanks for the dank new may mays, friend!
>Upvote

that was pretty uneventful

hoping all the scenes they're building up with sideplots actually lead to something.

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>>85065547
haha

>>85065581
James will hunt him down on his bike while his theme song plays slowed down in the background

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>this autist that keeps crying about the song saying it was 13 minutes when it was half that
Go back to watching long drawn out Game of Thrones that doesn't know when to stop

>>85065477
Who are more irritating and stupid: muh coffee & pie fags or muh plot fags?

Sure, why not? Some episode have been 57 minutes, some 52. He didn't refuse to make more content, he filmed the music, which I reiterate is something Lynch as an artist has always enjoyed. Jesus, would you really prefer he forced some more story in that he didn't want to? If you don't like it then you don't like Lynch and that's fine, but it's not like he set out intentionally to "screw viewers out" of anything

>>85065638
Doubt it, but that's a cool death scene.

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LYNCH LYNCHED HIMSELF

what the fuck was Lynch drawing?

>>85065791
for my money its gotta be the "who are more irritating" fags

>>85065772
13/2 = 7? 7 × 18 = 126 minutes of filler.

>>85065816
Autism scribbles. Tammy mommy doesn't let him play video games anymore since he chewed through one of the wires and wrapped it around his dick.

>>85065795
I'd rather he finished the episode instead of torturing us with these shit bands.

>>85065791
You.

>>85065728
And then it will be revealed Richard is Donna's son instead of Audrey's and he'll drive into traffic again

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>>85065814

>>85065772
At least the people who correctly identify the musical performance as both terrible and overly long aren't fucking liars like you >>>85065833

The Truman brothers are true men

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>>85065816
Someone posted about how the antlers could represent the two trees at the entrance to the Red Room in season 2

>>85065922
and they are your brothers

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>>85065816
something important

>>85065816
The Wendigo. Hannibal confirmed for season 4

>>85065814
IS THERE NO ONE SAFE?

>>85065548
reminder that it wasn't autotune, it was amplification and distortion

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>>85065936
>two trees
>two

What songs do you want to see performed at the Roadhouse in the remaining episodes?

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>>85065951
>>85065816
His favorite scene from The Iron Giant

>>85065994
that doesn't make any sense.

>>85065868
I don't know why you're having such a hard time with this. There is no time constraint. Showtime did not put a limit on the number of episodes, or the length of each episode. The story that story that Lynch and Frost want to tell is being told. Why do you want them to add 2 hours of content for the sake of making the run time longer?

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>>85065951
>the Arm
Holy shit how did it take me this long

>>85065951
looks like it has something to do with The Arm

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>>85065916
>being so mad you can't figure out who you're talking to
lelmao

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:(

THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE BECKY

>>85066017
I desperately pray for death grips every time we get that Bang Bang establishing shot

>>85066017
Harry Dean Stanton

>>85066031
Riley go to bed

>>85066017
This desu
https://youtu.be/SmIR4h6TafA

i don't think we're getting coop back, but i don't think we're going to keep dougie either. i think it's going to be really sad

>>85065884
What bands would you pick to play at the Roadhouse, anon?

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Lynch does it again

>still watching this pile of shit

The Strain has started, buh buy pseudo patricians aka plebs.

>>85066037
18 hour time constraint, all the Twin Peaks you'll ever get for the rest of your life. Let's waste 7+ minutes an episode and shave those 18 hours down to 16, surely we'll all be enriched by less Twin Peaks.

>>85066122
She did say she told the police that it was Richard. I thought that that was separate from the letter but I'm starting to think the letter was the only thing. It doesn't really make sense that she would give the police a statement and then go back and write a letter.

>>85066143
None. I'd rather the fucking episode ended.

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Man, that part with Dougie and Janey-E really made me feel for DougieCoop for the first time. It's gonna be rough when Coop comes back and has to choose to tear away from her and Sonny Jim. Lynch has done a good job actually making me care for Dougie's family, and here I thought I was waiting for the Dougie shit to end.

Bravo Lynch.

>>85066074
it would be just Andy going full Flatlander mode or Zach doing some solo shit

>>85065772
i thought that was the worst roadhouse scene desu senpai
and that dress was fucking hideous. was it supposed to be hideous? was it a kino dress?

>>85066185
>watching "tv" made purely for making money sake

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>>85066143
Arctic Monkeys
Childish Gambino
Daft Punk
Eminem
Foo Fighters
Gorillaz
Linkin Park
Muse
Queen (w/ Freddie Mercury hologram)
The White Stripes

>>85066189
What if Chad was the one that took her statement?

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>>85066121

>>85065884
>waaaaaah
keep crying bitch nigga

>>85066048
We're going to give you a pass on being a tourist this time. Someday you'll learn that a link to an external thread / board doesn't carry with it a (You) ever and that you're fooling no one. We know it's you, liar boy.

>>85066233
Nice try, faggot. Fuck off.

>>85066121
From early on there were vibes that Janey-e and Sonny Jim might meet a bad end. I was kind of okay with that then, I think I would be crushed now. All I want is coop to end up with a loving family/:

>>85066185
>buy

DOUGIE JONES HAS IT OUT FOR YOU

DOUGIE JONES IS YOUR ENEMY

>>85066233
die

>>85066017
bowie doing anything from blackstar

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So how often does Las Vegas get thunderstorms?

>>85066206
Black Lodge floor pattern

>>85066256
Keep cupping the balls and sucking the old man's shaft, sheep.

>>85065477
it's not rape faggot

you have to go back

>>85066197
Man, you're a real catch!

>>85066258
>not having 4chan x
>letting you see (You)s from previous threads
Look at this buttmad spastic

I bet no one that likes this show here was born before 1997

so we've got:
1 absolute historic knock-out episode
3 terrific, captivating episodes roughly on par with early twin peaks episodes
4 decent episodes, just a cut above mediocre
2 absolute shit-tier nothing episodes

>>85066201
>implying Janey-E and Sonny Jim are going to live long enough to see Cooper return
Oh you sweet innocent babe.

>>85066309
>Getting mad at other people's enjoyment
Get a life faggot

>>85066233
better than the nolbodies we get

>>85066336
which ones are you rating here
that's important information

>>85066336
>2 absolute shit-tier nothing episodes
and they both have Dr. Amp in them. Coincidence? I think not

>>85066301
those temps are fucked for September/October. those are summer temps.

You think doogie is addicted to sex too now?

>>85066307
i know the fucking floor in the black fucking lodge (or waiting room or whatever) is chevron. a chevron dress doesn't have to be utterly repulsive. you know what isn't in the black lodge? sequins, motherfucker.

>>85066269
Finally, Lynch's penchant for overacting is appropriate for once.

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>>85066367

>>85066186
You still don't fucking get it? What time is being wasted? Less time on music would not mean more story. All the twin peaks story there is has been made and is being given to us and the songs are just extra. We are getting no less twin peaks.

-Would you really rather lynch force an extra 2 hours of story in? (Season 2 anyone?)
-Why can't you just skip the music?

At this point this has to be b8

>>85066205
imagine No Love tho desu

>>85066384
not on drumpf's earth

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Is Audrey's dead or something?

>>85066336
1. 11/10 episode
2. 10/10 episodes
3. 9/10 episodes
4 8/10 episodes
What's the problem

>>85066392
>Cooper rediscovers the joy of coffee - has to drink it constantly
>Cooper rediscovers the joy of sex - ???
oh no

>>85066120
I guess she can say it because she fucked so many of them.

>>85066442
Hopefully

>>85066412
>he thinks Lynch made Season 2

>>85066058
Weird seeing her like that and then having a full head of hair, looking normal in the first s3 promo

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>>85066143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUU1K7lbxg

>>85066412
Yup.

>>85066262
sonny Jim is definitely going to die. it's starting to look like janey-e is, too.
;_;

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>>85066349
That'll do it to me too if they die. Sonny Jim is a good kid, and Janey-E is just a stressed out woman wanting her husband again. Cooper's going to lose the family he never was intended to have

>>85066412
You mean the Lynch who shoots 1000s of hours for every project and has to agonize over what gets cut, resulting in 2-hour movies full of deleted scenes and such?

>>85066500
That was Sarah Palmer.

>>85066490
That's not the point. The point is that things outside of what the creators wanted were imposed and it affected the quality

doogiue get 3 ride

>>85066186
>>85066506
i just wish the music was better desu

>>85066374
8
1 and 2
3
7
4
5
10
9
6

the thing cole draws reference the buck stops here meaning a reference to harry s truman

the scientist with evilcoop in the pic is herman viegel or whoever the fuck is referenced on thesearchforthezone reference

>>85066559
>You can have as many rides as you want, Dougie.

>>85066553
Not that, the very first promo, this was when they started shooting
https://youtu.be/7JN90Ul_6BE

>>85066565
It was literally co-written by Lynch >>85066181
LYNCHED

http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/when-an-actor-cant-poop-brian-dennehy-is-there/

Holy fuck, people were really cruel to James...didn't know he lost his liver.

>>85066565
It's not really my cup of tea either but it's not the worst either.

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What if Coop knocked Janey-E up with his 25 year overdue volcanic eruption load?

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>Sonny Jim is Dougie's wife's son

Did Albert kill Laura Palmer?

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jesus fuck that thicc ass singer at the end oh my god

>>85066473
>you will never fuck a retarded Cooper senseless and experience him becoming a nymphomaniac as he slowly becomes more cognizant and regains his memories

>>85066329
1994, in case you're taking a survey

this episode was fucking terrible, god damn.

>>85066565
That's fair, me too. Really liked Sharon van Etton, chromatics was nice too. The rest have been serviceable but nothing special and the last few pretty bland.
>>85066544
Yes and he cuts them because he doesn't want them to be part of the story. Just because he has the footage doesn't mean it should be used

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Damn, Naomi Watts looks like *that*?

>>85066565
only Au Revoir Simone has sucked. tonight was one of the better ones I'm (though that could be just because I liked the Mulholland Dr callback using the Silencio singer)

>>85066329
1990

>>85066598
That's likely not directed by Lynch. Also that's probably a wig.

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>oh boy I have a lot of scenes that I want to cram in this episode so I hope I have some space left at the end
>nah let's just put this 6 min musical number instead
>oh look I have 6 minutes left until the 60 minute mark, maybe I can insert some scenes
>nah better just end the episode here because I'm a hack. I hope I have enough spacee next episode tho

This is what retards in these threads think goes through Lynch's mind when outlining the episodes.

>>85066682
Del Rio and NIN were unequivocally the worst. Last week's Au Revoir Simone song is really top 3 for me.

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>>85065566
apparently that transcendental meditation shit lynch is into makes people think they can levitate

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>>85066584
Actually, that first one makes perfect sense

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>>85066631

>>85066726
NIN fit perfectly.

>>85066726
worst fucking taste. kys

>>85066017
I've been waiting for Chromatics' Blue Moon and Desire's Saturday. I've been kind of keeping an eye on Johnny Jewel's spotify playlist, he added No Stars a couple weeks ago

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>>85066705
>being this butthurt

>>85066705
but maybe it is?

>>85066705
he has been so up his own ass since Fire Walk with me that that could probably be what he actually thinks

>>85066631

I agree, first episode I have skipped through parts. I really dont give a fuck about casino guys

>>85066705
>being this retarded and ADHD to not figure out how the songs weave the story together

>>85065542
If Dougie was a retarded girl getting fucked by her husband how big would the outcry for RAPE across Tumblr be?

>>85066705
6 minutes of music is lazy as fuck

>>85066682
au revoir simone and NIN were the only ones i really liked. and that dj was okay, i guess.

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What the FUCK was her problem?

hate to say it but today's episode was very boring
A lot of season three is kind of boring

>>85065542
Reminder that this is how Richard Horne was born. He is Johnny's daughter, not Audrey's.

>>85066705
Good post, the replies are misunderstanding you

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>>85066786
>skipped through parts
kys

>>85066823

yep, my mom made the right decision when she dropped the show at ep 6, i wish I had too

>>85066823

A lot of you is lynched

>>85066823
stop watching it then lol

>>85066249
Coop's face is a lot sadder than I remember, poor bastard

>>85066705
I'm also tired of the music bullshit.

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>>85066784

>>85066233
That deserves an updoot, fren.

>>85066820
I hope she gets whacked

>first episode is 1.30 hr
>second episode is just part of the first one

who thought this was a good idea

>>85066803
How so? It's lazy because he's including it instead of......? He could just end the episode

>>85066201
Who else is he gonna go to? Annie? Nah. Audrey? No, Richard's probably fucked her beyond recognition. He's just gonna stay and pretend to be Dougine.

>>85066820
That fucking fly.

>series now more than half over
>still no big ed or audrey

at least we got run silent run drapes

i'd rather have four more minutes of lodge/metaphysical/ike/dougie shenanigans instead of four minutes of just music ngl

>>85066823
Incredibly so. I'm hoping there's a worthwhile payoff.

>>85066841
fkin lol'd

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>people expect every episode to be part 8 now

Tarantino and Lynch should unite and make a new tv show and outshine the twin peaks.

>>85066820
She a stand in for Lynch and her bosses are the audience and her scenes represent the relationship between the two, her first scene is the first 2 seasons of Twin Peaks and her later appearance is how things are going currently.

So exactly how fat was the real Dougie Jones?

>>85066848

yes, I dont see to see some dumb broad going around trying to kill a fly, i dont need to see Stanton playing a guitar for several minutes, I dont need to see the boring ass musical number at the end of every episode, and i dont need to see Jacobys rants that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot.

Actually I take it back, this was not the first time ive skipped parts. I skipped the miserable NIN song in ep 8

>>85066946
watch the show and find out.

>>85065791
I don't know what I am. I sort of like coffee but I do unironically consider Jerry's foot plot.

>>85065951
You're getting lynched if you think it's meant to be viewed rightside up instead of upsidedown

the show that comes on after twin peaks is really bad. i don't know what this is but it's awful

>>85066916
If you're not enjoying it now then Idk if the shows for you

>>85066902
No one cares what (You) want, Lynch least of all.

>>85066946
go back and watch the scenes with him

>>85066940
haha epic xD

HELLO, JOHNNY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

>>85066902
Then leave?

>>85066986

I asked you to post screenshots of it, if I had the episodes I'd seen by myself you fucking gaylord.

>>85066960
he watched it just like i did, dude. how many people memorized what the original douglas jones looked like? fuck you

>>85066954
I could argue that the fly thing payed off, but that's just imo. But you didn't like the guitar scene??
K
Y
S

>>85066784
Shut up Bob I mean Quentin

>>85066986
I did but he didn't look that fat. The doctor acted like he was a whale.

>>85066820
>the guy was nothing but sympathetic after being fucked smacked in the side of the head so hard that he bled
>constantly expressing concern when she was weeping that evening
>they know she's useless but they don't fire her because she has nowhere else to go
>that fucking delicious jazz in their last scene
Can the Casino Bros be /ourguys/?

>>85066978
Go fuck yourself, leddit. I enjoyed the first two seasons and the movie. This is just extremely drawn-out.

>>85067006
>*different opinion*
>blease leave
lol

>>85066442
She's candy

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>>85066946
>I believe you humans believe in the concept of doctor-patient confidentiality, no?

>>85066841
I didn't expect otherwise desu

>>85066954
wow, you literally are an ADHD retarded autistic fuck.

>>85066799
Go check tumblr now. They're just as pissed that it's their precious cinnamon roll Cooper getting raped.

>>85065951

Axolotl. Mexican salamander known for regrowing limbs. Also the name of the human cloning tanks in Dune.

>>85067036
To be fair, dougie was noticeably overweight and coop is ripped. He's a little smaller in size, but a big transformation

>>85067055
lmao then why continue?????

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>Twin peaks panel at comic con
>everyone is there
>theyre airing the next episode there
Could it be the episode where shit hits the fan?

>>85067057
blease fuck off

>>85066902
>I want story during the credits
Marvelfags leave

>>85067105

what day is that on? So stuff will leak before the episode airs?

>>85067092
Again, I'm hoping for a good payoff at the end. Besides, it's not all shit; there are some good scenes hidden in all the pretentious garbage.

Stop typing like a nigger.

>>85067089
also the subject of a pretty great Julio Cortazar short story

>>85067105
is that the one with the "let's rock" title? yes, probably.
maybe we'll see le hopping lad again

>>85066788
>being this retarded that you misunderstood that post

>>85067105
If nothing else, ep 10 seemed to be leading into stuff going down, so I'd guess yes

>>85067105

Fuck, when it will be aired, need to turn the internet off since that day because of spoilers.

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>>85067135
>pretentious garbage

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>>85066940
Tarantino hates Lynch, he got Lynched hard after watching FWWM

>>85067055
you should probably just wait until all the episodes are out so that you can binge watch them like you did season 1 and 2. Might be more enjoyable for you that way

>>85065601
>mfw Dougie for laid before I did

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>this season summed in one picture

>>85067089
>The Veils have a song called Axolotl
>The Veils are slated to appear in Twin Peaks
what does it all mean

>>85067163
Next sunday as usual, its being played at comic con that day or weekend

we are 10/18 and normies are still being BTFO

Fuck Chad

>>85067230
Nothing about this season has been confusing. Why do people think that not getting all the answers at once makes things complicated or convoluted?

>>85067163
Friday I think

do the scenes in the lodge actually have a sense or is just random stuff like any mediocre anime?

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>>85067089

Also a song title by The Veils whose lead singer is in the cast list.

https://genius.com/The-veils-axolotl-lyrics

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>>85066775

well don't you sound like the biggest hipster faggot on the planet. go home redddit

>>85067284
I hope Chad dies next episode.

>>85066705
I bet you 'lorefags' would've loved if the music was replaced by johnny taking a shit with his talking teddy bear and bandage and that you could later express how the scene where he shat for 6 minutes was 'post-narrative and surreal and inadvertent expressionist'

>>85066940
Tarantino is shit and TP season 3 is just a vehicle of Lynch to place his hands on women's shoulders and waists.
>>85067201
Should look at his own work. Sad!

>>85067316
>would've preferred plot movement than abuse/rape
But the abuse and rape was part of the plot movement.

>>85067116
dude, like four of those minutes were before the credits and you fucking know it. literally every episode has three or four minutes of a musician on stage, it's kind of neat, but it's kind of gratuitous.

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>>85067105
>Showtime booked a one-hour slot on Friday, July 21st at 2:45 PM in the giant Hall H
>Special guests are Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Roth, Dana Ashbrook, Kimmy Robertson, Matthew Lillard, Everett McGill, James Marshall, Don Murray and Naomi Watts.
>There will also be an exclusive advance screening of Part 11 on Friday, July 21 at 10 PM in room 6A (capacity: 1040) on a first-come, first-served basis.

ITS HAPPENING

>>85067186
The truth hurts, I know.

>>85067284
i love chad now. i'm glad he was a prick to (worst girl) lucy.

>>85067340
What the fuck does any of that have to do with lore?

>>85067296
General autism and millennials not being able to wait a week and being used to having their whole capeshit show released on Netflix.

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he just wanted to eat his cake guys

>>85067429
poop lore

>>85067050
>>85067050
>>85067050

>>85066775
I wouldn't be so sure; I'm Waiting Here is on the playlist but Lykke Li isn't in the show.

>>85067296
some of the lodge shit is convoluted. the dougie and dopplecoop and magical retard stuff is convoluted. but i don't think it's a bad sort of convoluted. i think it's incredible. i think it's the best fiction on tv right now.

>>85067276
>implying normalfags are still watching

>>85067459
Protip: lore has nothing to do with pretentiousness or artfaggotry. Those are Lynchfags, not lorefags.

Lore is Mark Frost's forte. The Secret History is a lore book.

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>>85067383

>>85067537
>he doesn't love buttlore

>>85067316
How do this people get laid?

>>85067571
Women can get sex from desperate guys anytime they want. Even fat women who post terrible Twin Peaks memes on twitter

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>>85067383
>>Special guests are Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Roth, Dana Ashbrook, Kimmy Robertson, Matthew Lillard, Everett McGill, James Marshall, Don Murray and Naomi Watts.
>no Sherillyn Fenn

>>85067571
They have a vagina.

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I will tell you three things

>>85067313
twin peaks is basically above average anime with incredible cinematography

the edgy stealing from grandma guy is Audrey's son, right

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>>85067646
Based James confirmed getting more scenes

1. Shelly
2. Pissfu
3. Audrey
4. Janey-E
5. Norma
6. Laura
7. Donna
8. Denise
9. Tammy
10. Tracey

This is the definitive hot women of TP ranking. It cannot be disputed.

>>85067316

WOMEN CANNOT RAPE MEN

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>>85067676
rly maeks u tihnk/

>>85067105
The next day in Twin Peaks is when Hawk and co. Are supposed to go to the place Briggs mentions. And the scene at the end of this ep with the log lady was a sort of mini setup. So next episode will definitely have some interesting shit going on. As will 12 going by the title.

>>85067313
>do the scenes in the lodge actually have a sense or is just random stuff like any mediocre anime?

Why does the presence of a magic tree or subtitles prevent you idiots from understanding a basic as fuck good vs evil plot

throw in one scene of a dude talking about shovels and you fuckers lose the plot like you've been suddenly lobotomized

>>85067695
who the fuck is pissfu? i've been in these threads for weeks and i still don't have a clue

>>85067284

All the girls want to hehe

>>85067316
Janey-E believes Cooper is her husband. He knows that he is not, but has sex with her anyway. This is rape by deception.

Thus, they both committed rape, and as we all know, two rapes make a right.

>>85067482
I'm just going off that both tracks are on Windswept which has been heavily featured on the show, I don't expect all the tracks from Johnny's playlist to be on the show. Also Desire's facebook page mentioned something about TP today

>>85067327
I mean I just have a real love for the show and the music, dunno what about that makes me hipster or reddit. You sound like an asshole

>>85067697
to me the implication is that retards can consent.
i guess retards should be able to consent

>>85067695
Woah, an actually decent list. Hopefully by Donna you mean fwwm Donna though

>>85067718
What are the titles?

>>85067782
>fwwm Donna
garbage

>>85067742
>>85066935

>>85067327
>le reddit boogeyman
go back to eightchan

>>85067737
but what about the scene on the balcony watching the purple water horizon

>>85067695
>No Annie

Literally Lynch yourself.

>>85067695
>Donna
>no Candy

>>85067794
Part 11: There’s fire where you are going.
Part 12: Let’s rock.

So likely more lodge and FWWM stuff

>>85067828
oh. she's cute but she's no audrey

game of thrones had a better episode

HOT TAKE


https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/7/17/15980296/twin-peaks-episode-10-recap-the-return-misogyny

>>85067876
All the titles are quotes from the episodes right? Very excited for 12 if so.

I hate that I can't just binge watch the whole season at once.

>>85067836
That's a room in the Giant's house.

>agent Cooper, listen to the sounds
>they are in our house now
>loud banging on the door

Is the general consensus that Twin Peaks has the best waifus and Lynch has good taste in qt's? Im not sure of a show with such a good variety.

>>85067914
>Todd Vandercuck
I actually used to like this guy. His Mad Men reviews were great.

>>85065558
>dead guy going out on date with mortician

Bravo Lynch, Bravo

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>>85065566
Its Foucault

>>85067914
fuckin far left liberal faggots

>>85067926
I would've waited until September 3 if I wasn't sure I would get massively spoiled, especially by visiting /tv/.

>>85067691
James may be a terrible character but Marshall seems like a very cool guy irl

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>>85067936

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>David, I'm gonna have more scenes than a dead character, right?

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based jacoby

>>85068081
laura's always been a more important character than james.
james wasn't much more than another dick for her to ride

>>85068099
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>85067914
>“Part 10” is slower and more ruminative than the last few episodes of Twin Peaks, and it moves to its own rhythm as well. It feels, in some ways, like it’s constructed from spare bits and pieces that didn’t fit into those earlier episodes, and its contribution to the forward movement of the plot is minimal.
I don't know what episode this guy watched.

>>85067525
>some of the lodge shit is convoluted. the dougie and dopplecoop and magical retard stuff is convoluted.

Honestly the only thing I hate are the agents and shit surrounding Dougie. It's so fucking boring.
And to an extent I do wish season three was more traditional, Lynch got all these people back after 25 years, but it's been 10 out of 18 episodes and we've seen less than half of the original cast.

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Are you prepared?

>>85068081
JUST

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I miss Big Ed.

>>85067695
>no morguefu
LEAVE

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Are still pretending this season is good for anything other than memes? Have we moved past that yet?

>>85068181
>thinking the dougie shit is bad
>wanting the show to be more traditional
you have literally every other show to go watch instead. this is the most original thing on television right now. masses of goofballs like you choke the industry and make sure it's saturated with the same shit time and time again.

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>>85068201
YOU

>>85068185
Why doesn't Hawk tell her to stop fucking speaking in riddles and just get to the point?

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What the fuck am I reading?

I just visited tumblr for the first time today to read what they thought about the rape scene in the latest Twin Peaks.

>don't fucking mansplain

This guy was just answering a question. Are they being ironic or are all the stereotypes about that place true? What in the fuck?

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do you think he counted the mail and that him and lucy will put it together that chad took a piece of mail

>>85068311
He's American Indian he knows exactly what she's saying.

>>85065953
the WenMANDINGO

>>85068325
Did you seen the Twitter post where a woman asks about the KKK symbols for strikeouts and then says "thanks for the mansplaining" when someone answers her?

Why is Audrey's son such a cunt?

Black Lodge forces influencing him?

>>85068325
they're retarded women. Which makes them doubly retarded

Who keeps $6000 cash in a safe?

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>hello /tv/ how are you today

>>85068285
I don't think Dougie is bad, I think the casino shit is bad.
And I said "to an extent", I appreciate what Lynch is doing and I trust him, but it's a little disappointing.

Not all opinions are black and white.

>>85065601
>mfw Coop didn't have a tick wound scar from season 2.

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This leak from the next episode is promising

>>85068345
Nah he probably just thought it was weird the cop came and took the mail right from him while quickly sifting through it

>>85068391
Because he's Johnny's son.

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Has Michael Gira made a cameo this season yet?

>>85068209
>I miss Big Ed.
where the fuck is he? I kept wondering that throughout the episode.

>>85065816
The angriest deer in the world.

>>85066301
Often enough to where flood warnings occur left and right and some streets are fucking rivers

during storm season

>>85068427
Why is he beat up and being tortured? This was the worst scene so far, weird for the sake of it

>>85066329
73

>2 days from now

will they go there in 11 or 12?

>>85068550
Do you even watch this show? Johnny smashed his face into the wall and needs to be restrained. Leave this board now

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>>85068550
Nigga you serious

>>85068550
He ran into the fucking wall last week and is tied down to prevent further harm to himself? Are you a fucking sceneskipper?

>>85068554
decades earlier

>>85068572
Episode 10 ends on October 1, as we see two nights pass. So surely on episode 11.

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>>85067316
Gotta give it to the feminists this time, they're showing true consistency for once.

>>85068164
I was literally just about to quote this
every episode feels this way, to cherrypick this one is bizarre
even part 8 felt like it outside of the bomb scene

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>>85068427
Poor johnny.
i know its pleb but i wanted him to hulk out and beat the shit out of richard.
i still want this to happen.

>>85068710
Richard is Johnny's son.

Would you beat your own son?

>Richard
>Dick
Hmmm.

>>85068325
The girl already knows Ontkean won't appear in the show so she wonders why would they mention him so much anyway and the guy jumps in like "Acktchually" and tells her what she already implied she knew in her tweet.

reminder that dick horne is /ourguy/

>>85065994
no it was clearly awful autotune

>>85066434
25 years after season 2 isn't 2017.

dick horn...

>>85068794
Tru

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Part 9: This is the chair. (July 9, 2017)
Part 10: Laura is the one. (July 16, 2017)
Part 11: There’s fire where you are going. (July 23, 2017)
Part 12: Let’s rock. (July 30, 2017)

>>85066835
>He is Johnny's daughter
What if Audrey raped Johnny to conceive him?

>>85068864
Nah. Johnny raped her when he got out of the retard chair. Serves her right for always teasing him with her pussy & saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS".

She underestimated his retard strength.

NEW THREAD
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>>85068908
>>85068908

>>85066384
you've obviously never been to nevada

>>85068441
Maybe the doctor was too retarded to notice it

>>85066966
>not watching it online without subscribing to Showtime like everyone else

>>85068325
God damn, women are fucking dumb as shit

>>85066891
He'll leave out of his sense of duty to right the wrongs if she and sonny jim aren't already dead by then.

>>85066786
I hate you. I hate what this place has become.

>>85066384
We still don't have a settled time for where the dougie stuff is happening. We just know that everything with the FBI and badcoop is about a week behind everything happening in twin peaks.

>>85068391
Audrey's DoppelCoop coma-rape-son.

>>85067050
I half suspect she's up to something and playing them with the "mentally retarded" angle.

>>85068766
Don't fucking mansplain that dumb cunt's tweet to us anon.

>>85069457
It's September going into October. Truman says that 10/1 is a couple days from then and Bill Hastings writes down some September date. It could be telling us that that storyline isn't in sync with everything else but I don't know.

>>85069766
That's true, but we don't have anything involving Dougie's storyline that ties it to either the time of what's happening in twin peaks (late september), or bad coop and the FBI investigations shenanigans (september 20). It could be happening during either.