WHY DOES HE DO IT?

>>85065226
Because they'll never learn

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>The pint-sized actor, who claims to be five foot nine inches tall, is said to have been summarily rejected by the film's director Sir Ridley Scott due to the fact he could not measure up to the film's statuesque lead actress Geena Davis.

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>>85065226
>nice, expensive, fitted suit
>paired with sneakers that an 11 year old would wear

>>85065364
kek he's never gotten over it

>>85065226
compare this cunt with eddie vedder... wait, eddie isn't insecure.

>>85065226
What did he do?

>>85065555

He's wearing stilts in this photo.

>>85065555
Nice digits.
He wears heeled sneakers.

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He has enough money to make it real. Why doesn't he take a year off and do it?

>>85065226
jesus why doesn't he wear leather shoes at least

>>85065226
>He's wearing stilts in this photo.
Why is that woman so insecure using heels? Can't she be hot with a rich husband and not try to tower over everyone?? GOD IM SO ANGRY AT THIS PICTURE I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT TO ANONYMOUS STRANGERS

>>85065744
Because you retard it could fuck you up so you never walk again. If we had the better technology it wouldn't be such a bad idea.

>>85065813
Because he thinks he's fooling people by being le quirky hip rich actor when in reality it's because he's a fucking manlet.

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>>85065744
>literally breaking your legs into pieces so you can gain like 1/8th of an inch to your height
This sort of crazy is right up there with cutting your dick off and turning yourself into a woman.

>>85065226
>doesnt even date a 16 year old settling for used goods.

yeah hes a beta male

>>85065744
Are you aware how fucked up this sounds? If I was a manlet even I wouldn't risk it

>>85065226
Imagine their talk before they left home
>Darling please don't wear high heels
>If you do so do I, you fucking midget

>>85065226
you can take away his height boost, but you can be damn sure he'll avenge it.

Why doesn't he get ones that look like dress shoes? It would be way less jarring.

>>85069233
Nah, thick soles on dress shoes look even more retarded.

>>85065226
>Girl literally grabbing his ass
He's winning actually