>chooses Carmen over patrician Diz
>gets cucked by Carmen
Why did they allow Rico to be a citizen?
>>85064061
because
SERVICE
GUARANTEES
CITIZENSHIP
(would you like to know more?)
Rico dropped both Carmen and Diz and by the end of the movie his only waifu is warfare.
>>85064294
why was he white if he was supposed to be from Argentina?
>>85064495
Argentina is WHITE
>>85064495
Well, it is a work of fiction after all :^)
>>85064061
seeing his dong was one of my first fapkinos
>>85064495
Why are there white people at all in the first place?
>>85064061
No man could turn down prime Denise Richards. Diz was alright but that curly hair
>>85064495
Because the patrician race had already conquered the entire planet by then
>>85064495
In the books Johhny Rico is Filipino
>>85064061
In the shitty sequels he's not a citizen yet, he's getting sent on death missions.