/got/ general

Azor Jon!

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>Montage of literal shit
>still one of the better parts of the episode
what did D&D mean by this?

>>85060866
so everything is pointing to them using daenerys's force to fight the white walkers

stark and targarien alliance incoming eventually?

will cersei pull another victory out of her ass somehow?

enough dragon glass to fight off the white walkers?

questions gentlemen

>>85060866
so GOT is getting auntcest?

>>85061610
Yass

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>>85061142
can't wait for Preston to bitch about this

>>85062847
delivered

>show is run by D&D
>they turn it into dungeons and dragons
pottery?

Did Bran warg into Edd to let them enter the Wall?

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I don't understand why the hound can see flame visions when Mel can barely get a vision that isn't jumbled nonsense.

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Game of Thrones was a mistake.

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Will we get /ourguy/ this season?

Everyone at the Twins is dead quick someone occupy it

Everyone at Storms End is dead quick someone occupy it

>>85063114
yeah, also shouldn't he be scared of flames?

>>85061317
>stark and targarien alliance incoming eventually?
obviously
>will cersei pull another victory out of her ass somehow?
obviously not
>enough dragon glass to fight off the white walkers?
thats what the dragon are for

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Holy shit bros has sansa ever pulled a mind trick stunt like bran just did

>>85063151
That's why he was reluctant to look into the flame.

>>85063083
>Preston
Is that that foreign book autist that has the wife who is as autistic as him, or is this someone else?

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>>85063124
he's going to single-handedly save the show

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>>85063122
>snapping

what did she mean by this?

>>85063083
>the only thing Sam learned since coming to the citadel is something stannis already told him months ago at the wall

Sam better be able to shoot lightning from his hands by the time he goes back or this whole sam arc was a complete waste of time.

>>85060866
>this exact "meme" popped into my head during her scene
I think i need a break from this place desu.

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>>85063124

>>85063114
maybe that was his purpose in this world that he has been telling him about. beric? looked shocked that actually saw something

>>85063196
its only the first episode, relax.

So my main issue is why tf was there no one at Dragonstone, particularly if Cers knew they were coming

>>85063196
75% of the show is a waste of time. We just spent 2 fucking seasons watching Arya do nothing.

>>85063112
What the fuck was Edd's fucking problem?

>gary stu fearless leader makes peace with wildlings
>two freezing half starved to death kids show up out beyond the wall
>Edd wont let them in

This is so stupid. i watch it only to hate it properly.

>>85063212
most accurate rendition of arianne i've ever seen tbqh

>>85063232
except she wouldnt have been able to do what she did in the opening scene without first doing what she did the past two fucking seasons.

>>85063122

>I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN. REEEEEE ALL WOMEN ARE INFERIOR TO MEN. I WILL NOW SHIT POST WITH MY WOMEN HATING FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW THEY RUIN THE THINGS I LIKE

>>85061142
>>85063083
>Sunset found him cleaning out the latrine, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was cleaning brown water that looked like his supper. The more he cleaned, the more books he moved, but the more books he moved, the dirtier the latrines grew, and his disgust sent him crawling to the latrine to dump out his more brown supper, this time before eating it.

I actually didn't mind the episode, considering the entire show post-S4 is pure fanfic

>>85063188
she even dresses a bit like a beatnik, she must be trying to look artistic or something

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Why do Dabid and Dan hate /our king/ so goddamn much? Every moment they can they shit all over him its not fucking fair dammit. Stannis was supposed to sit on the throne but noooooooooo it has to be dragonslut

JON X DANY CONFIRMED

GET. FUCKING. HYPE.

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ITS ALL TRUE LOL

GG WP NO RE

>>85063298
>it's a tumblrwhale has an emotional breakdown episode

>>85063196
the whole damn episode was a waste of time. fucking Dany and everyone was standing in dragon stone for like 5 minutes with no dialogue while the camera was panning around a room we've already seen

>>85063290
reductive thinking, anon. Take a step back and think about what you're arguing.

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>>85063114

>>85063196

Yeah this is fucking retarded, it's gonna be too late now, Dany has the dragon glass and won't give it up, and the white walkers are already at eastwatch.

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I stopped watching after this scene

>sam has a montage
>still a fat lazy sack of shit

Did dnd not understand the point of a montage?

>>85063375
D E D

>>85063375
Just a reminder, this is the most reddit meme of them all. I don't mind, I actually browse r/asoiaf and I do want cleganebowl to happen, but the fact remains.

>>85063334
Dont worry anon, /Our lord/ will return.

>>85063358
>its a 4chantumor has a mental breakdown episode

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>>85060866
This is show has really gone of the deep end. What was once a sophisticated rumination on the concepts of war, politics, honor, and the morality therein is now baseless schlock filled with cringe inducing dialogue, flanderized fan service. and faux feminist virtue signaling that is borderline zionistic.

Season 5 had a lot of problems throughout but the series officially died with Stannis.

>>85063298
>he doesn't hate women will all of his heart

Don't worry kid, you'll grow up one day.

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>>85063334
I was hoping we would get something similar to the Carolean death march after Stannis' death, but instead we get this shit

>2 kids show up at the wall
>"Fuck should I let children with limited supplies live?"
>"im not sure if i should let me them in, maybe i should just let the undead army gain 2 more soldiers"
>"Are you wildlings that didnt join the massive fucking wildling army we just let walked through here a few episodes ago?"
>"whats that? you know a little bit of my history? must be brandon stark"

the worst scene. even over poo poo pee pee

Is it me or does Arya look fat this season?

>>85063407
why?

>>85063415
hey at least you read reddit so we don't have to

>>85063298
>I get butthurt when people show obvious misandrists reveling in Danaerys' dragonfire because muh empowerment
Danaerys is a horribly flawed character that only show watching bandwangoning idiots find bearable

>>85063425
>4chantumor
honestly, why are you here?

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> Westeros, shall I begin?!

did we really need 10 fucking minutes of literal shit? entire fucking episode where nothing happens and rather then actually make something happen they give us shit

>>85063461
sets the tone for the bad writing thats going to plague the rest of the season. and that was supposed to be the cold open.

>>85063436

>he tries to bait people on the internet into giving him the reaction that he wants

Its ok kid, we know,we know

>>85063472
There are good theory threads if you search for the top rated all time ones.

>>85063449
I agree Edd was a total shit ass about it

>>85063425
>waaahh why don't people like gurrll power shoved down their throats

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>"Shall we begin?"
>feminists lose their collective shit

someone's gonna have to explain this to me

Where is the scene where Dany shits? That's my favorite

>>85060866
WE

>>85063513
That's the first episode of every single season following the first. Why would you expect that it would not be the same on season 7? Were you fooled the prior 5 times?

>>85063334
Seriously though. That moment where Dany tore down the banner was an intentional final fuck you by D&D to the one true king. It is a literal fucking crime what they did to his character on this show especially when they had the perfect actor for the role. They always hated Stannis and I just don't know why.

>>85063473
How come I only ever hear about bitter misogynists complain about misandry?

>>85063488
To make you suffer

>>85063567
How would you do girl power as to not shove it down someones throat?

Who's /ourguy/ now that Stannis is dead?

Euron?

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>>85063461

>>85063349
whoever leaked that probably got fired. the spoilers are true but the way he arranges what happens in each episode seems like studio trickery to crack down on leakers.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/

How was the episode, lads?

>>85063633
Davos
Cersei
Euron
Theon

>>85063633
Stannis is going to come back as a wight and proclaim THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT KING and protect all of humanity as the Jailer of the Damned

Arya's storyline has become worse than Sam's

>>85063632
>How would you do girl power as to not shove it down someones throat?
See Marvel's Avengers 2.

That red wizard girl is the strongest character of the marvel cast.

>>85063665
tell me i don't know

>>85063633
Sam

Did you not see the montage?

>>85063689
>worse than sams

what? sams story is one of the few things this show hasn't completely ruined.

>>85063633
either Davos or Jorah if he unfucks himself

>>85063632
I dunno, maybe don't write incredibly unrealistic meme characters like bearloli that constantly shut down grown men just because?

>IF ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD

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>>85063737
>Jorah

>>85063545
>hating the inferior and useless gender is "bait"
Grow up. Women are worse than niggers.

>>85063678
I love theon

>>85063680

Ah the old Pirates of the Carribean

>>85063449
>jon must have told edd at some point that his CRIPPLED brother is lost somewhere beyond the wall
>crippled little boy comes up to castle black and says he's bran stark
>edd doesn't believe him, as if beyond the wall is filled with crippled boys claiming to be bran stark

where the stream at?

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On the bright side, Varys talks next episode.

>>85063633
jaime

>>85063196
I love that his line was "Stannis told me but I didn't..."

Didn't what? Believe him? What the fuck Sam.

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>>85063763
>jorah

>>85063789
was going for WoW but sure that works too

>all I need are 20 good hands

What did Euron mean by this?

>>85063795
I can't wait to see his teleportation powers this season.

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>>85063633
>Stannis
>Dead

>>85063795
Seems like he's just trying to get his glasses back from that portly thief

>>85063680
Is he later going to start asking his Whitewalkers to do stuff extremely morally questionable in order to defeat space demons in the name of "Doing what the living cannot"?

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>>85063633
Varys and Tyrion

>>85063817
it's even worse than that, he said he didn't think it was important

>>85061142
>we live in the era of shitkino

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500264672177.webm

>>85063700

And why isn't she "gurrrrrll power" to you?
>>85063738
Ok, so don't make obvious joke characters, got it. No humor.
>>85063765
If hating the inferior and useless was what we were supposed to do, then why are you still alive?

>the more she drank the more she shat and the more she shat the thirstier she was

What did he mean by this

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>>85063868

>>85063671
They literally filmed some fake scenes to throw off leakers. Probably not enough to where people won't be able to figure out what's fake and what's real (and there's probably only a small number of fake scenes anyway)

>>85063894
>And why isn't she "gurrrrrll power" to you?
Why would she?

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>>85063763

Realistically speaking, Jon should give Banefort to someone. It's regularly considered a stronger castle than winterfell, which has recently been haphazardly rebuilt.

>>85063736
LOL GILLY JUST STAYS IN MY ROOM
LOL I JUST STEAL WHATEVER I FUCKING WANT
LOL STANNIS ALREADY TOLD ME THIS SHIT
LOL I'M GONNA FIND THE CURE FOR GREYSCALE

>>85063894
>Ok, so don't make obvious joke characters, got it. No humor.
ok so you're baiting, never mind

>>85063794
Me too pls
Who got stream?

>>85063994
read the leaks retard, no need to watch the episode after that

>>85063983
>steals his dad's sword without repercussion
>steals maester books without repercussion

This HAS to catch up with him at some point.

>>85063795
The show is just going to pretend that he never tried to have Dany killed, huh?

>>85063763
>>85063819
>>85063958
>Jorah is going to get cucked by Jon AGAIN


I can't wait

>the Hound talking about someone shitting in a field

top kek

>>85063957
Because she is a girl and powerful

>>85063984
I didn't know we were supposed to take her seriously

>>85064019
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>85063983
>LOL I'M GONNA FIND THE CURE FOR GREYSCALE

shireen was already cured from greyscale so i don't know why this is so surprising. he's a book nerd, that's his whole thing and has been since day 1.

>>85064066
So? Girls can be powerful.

So can someone fucking explain to me why Arya did NOT have fucking glamour on?

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>>85064016
Th-thanks

>>85064019
His dad is just going to ignore it I guess when though he knows exactly where Sam is.

>>85064091

So why is she ok, but Daenerys isn't ok?

>>85064093
why would arya wear a glamour? she wears their faces

>>85064066
why would you not take her seriously?

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>>85064028
Or that he stood by and watched her father get murdered. Did nothing to stop it.

But isn't it a theory that Varys saved her as a baby?

>>85064139
Why would she NOT wear a different face when she's talking to a bunch of rag tag horny soldiers?

She's trying to get raped?

Or is she "le fiminist POWAH" and kill all 10+ of those dickweeds?

>>85064078
That's fucking retarded writing. Same with gilly discovering jon's birth.

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does anyone else just skip every scene except a few characters they still care about

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>>85064066
>girls in fiction can't have godlike powers because reasons

but I think the correct answer to "How would you do girl power as to not shove it down someones throat?" is the same way you make a strong male character- you counterweigh it by giving them faults.

>>85063614
Jews run the show
>hate strong men
>push equality
>make men feminized
>break moral compass
There you go

>>85063689
They're both the same shit
>hey I finally get to this cool mysterious place
>oh no I dont like the chores they make me do as an initiate, better spend 10 minutes per episode of me being miserable
>I know, I'll find a way to cheat/shortcut my way through it to the top rather than the honest way
>in the end I'll just leave, robbing them blind and getting away scot free because I'm from an important G*d's chosen family
One hundred percent jew written

>>85064202
I might have done that if there were actually characters I still care about left

>>85064178
Would you rape that?

>>85064202
Then I would watch one or two scenes per episode.

>>85063969
He's going to give BANEfort to CIAman and we're going to have cross-thread shitposting that's never been seen before.

>>85064136
Do you see the red wizard shoved down Marvel's audience's throat? I don't even know her fucking name dude.

Queen Diarreah is trash.

>>85064240
She really is fucking ugly. I was going to screencap her ugly fucking goblin face, but then I didn't want her on my harddrive.

Can someone post her ugly fucking face?

>>85064199
how is sam finding the cure to greyscale in a book retarded writing? he wouldn't be the first person to cure greyscale, he'd just rediscover how it can be cured.

it's obviously going to involve dragonglass, just like everything else in this show.

>>85064209

Alright,so why even make it a "gurrrl power" thing and not just call her badly written. Is Jon coming back from the dead and being the king in the north who beats ramsay in one on one "guuuuuuiii powerrrr"?

>>85064223
hope they track her down and gut the bitch

>>85063614
>They always hated Stannis and I just don't know why.
It's unironically because they are Jews and Jews are instinctively repulsed by goyim like Stannis because they can smell a pogrom coming from a mile away, and Stannis is the kind of man who would do it. It's highly unlikely that they are aware that this is the reason they hate him though. They've probably just convinced themselves that it's because he's mean or something.

Wow was that embarrassing.

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>>85064246
i only watched jaime and brans scenes

ill watch theons if he has any next week

euron was marginally better so i might give him one more chance too

>>85064295
because the gurl power is a symptom of the bad writing
jesus christ how hard is this to understand

>>85063122
>they respond negatively to bad things happening on screen
>they respond positively to good things happening on screen
really make me thing....

So Nymeria is going to save Arya from the rapists Right? Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening?

>people keep talking about "omg Ed Sheeren" cameo
>have no idea who Ed is
>went back to check the scene, see if there's any hot guys there that might be Ed
>not, all ugly as fuck, and one especially ugly fucker with a lazy eye
>turns out that was Ed Sheeren

lmao

>>85063122
>Thrones
lol what is snapping in response to them enjoying something? do people teach that to their children to replace clapping?

I liked the ep for what it was, but I kinda rolled my eyes at the catspaw Valyrian dagger being in a book about Valyrian steel/dragonglass weapons. That EXACT dagger just happened to be in that book?

>>85064349
>>85064278


Its hard to understand because I can't tell when you people just don't like bad writing vs some faggot literally screaming about how much he hates women like an r9k mewling retard

>>85064347
you're weird

>>85064380
yea i have no idea who ed sheeran is, most of the people who know him are probably just brits

>>85064412
DELETE THIS FUCKING POST ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

>>85064380
Its one of those "Only bongs heard of it or will get it" scene. Like imagine if Tom Brady randomly appeared in the show or something. Actually that would be pretty funny since that fat fuck GRRM would rage and have a heart attack.

>>85064413
We know its hard for you to understand that people can hate something you like. It was obvious from your first post.

Just understand there is just an intellectual difference here, you were born with a 2 digit IQ, most of us were not, we have 3.

>>85064490
>Just understand there is just an intellectual difference here, you were born with a 2 digit IQ, most of us were not, we have 3.
*tips*

>>85064412
5 minutes into rabbit roast and chill and she gives you this look.

What do?

>>85064431
They need more non-Brits in this show. The Brits are so fucking ugly.

>>85064462
Who's GRRM's favourite footballer? He should cameo. I'd love Tom "THE GOAT" Brady to be in it, but GRRM wouuld veto it. Tom should be some badass soldier.

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>"We can't expect to win this war with only half our population fighting"
>5 minute shit montage
>it's an Arya episode
>it's a Sansa episode
>it's a Cersei episode
>it's a Sam episode

>>85064431
>>85064462
hes a fairly popular pop country artist

>>85064506
Proving my point.

Episode was pretty decent. Stannis aura felt throughout the whole thing. Most he's been mentioned in a long time. Hint that he might be returning?

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>>85064419
id rather watch just the scenes i might like than bitch about everything i know im going to hate

how the fuck did jorah end up at the citadel

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>>85064513
>The final episode is Tom Brady saving the world by challenging the Night King to a football match

>>85064532
wait. a brit is playing pop country? lol wtf

>>85064557
Avatarfagging is against the rules.

>>85063633
Euron looked like a crazy af pirate actively cucking Jaime and getting Cersei wet. He is our guy.

>>85064565
He was captured by a Maester slave ship duh

how do i become as based as euron?

>>85064376
What rapists?

>>85064593
it's more folk desu

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>>85064609
i dont think you know what avataring means.

maybe if you'd stop making yourself angry by forcing yourself to watch scenes you hate, you wouldnt be so bitter and hostile towards me, a nice anon who did nothing to you.

>>85064392
>look at me im different! ;^)

wait wait wait... was the googly eyed fuck REALLY a brit pop artist?


britain what the FUCK are you doing

>>85064674
We'll let the mods decide.

>>85064652
Wear lipstick and an eyepatch, molest your brother

Why did they land at Dragonstone? It seems pretty close to King's Landing. Is it a strategic location?

>>85064178
that's why she was reluctant to sit with them and grasped her sword

>>85064693
Im just trying to have a discussion about the show, you're the one who should stop derailing and keep it on topic.

>>85064722
And now you're not posting the images anymore. Almost feels like you know you're guilty.

So Tormund is dead, right?

The Hound saw The Others attacking Eastwatch.

>>85063122
>americans
>THEY CLAP DURING TV SHOWS NOW!!!

lmao why do you guys clap at everything?

anyone got a mp3 or avi torrent i can use? Or even somehwere to watch a stream please

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Rare cam still of S8 Arya

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Why would Jorah go to Oldtown? What did he do after he left Dany? Walk a few yards then turn around "Oh yeah actually I'm not going East. Can I get a ride with you?"

>>85064547
>Hint that he might be returning?
yes

>>85064704
aegon planned his conquest of westeros from dragonstone and it is where dany was born, it's just symbolic.

>>85064633
>our guy is negan in westeros
no thank you

>>85064380
>>85064431
>>85064380
you guys are completely detached from normies and normie culture, which is understandable, and i can certainly relate. but ed sheeran is a fucking massive pop star. he has two music videos on youtube with over 1.7 billion views. anyone remotely familiar with popular music or normie culture had the same reaction i had, which is "pffffffttttt.... what the fuck? why would you suspend the fantasy for a massive fucking cameo?" during the 'purple wedding' where joffrey was poisoned there was a cameo by the band sigur ros. and that's fine, because nobody recognizes them but people from /mu/. but this was fucking unbelievable. totally inconsistent with the casting of the show. you can't find a similar casting in the entire series. anyone familiar with ed sheeran's image knows that they are never, ever going to have him involved with violence and rape. it completely gave away the scene and broke all suspense as to whether or not those lannister men were going to try something with arya

so, in short, a good 70% of the audience instantly recognized him. to us, the people unfortunate enough to be familiar with his music, it's like seeing justin bieber just appear. it completely takes you out of the show and puts you into the mindset of "why would they choose to do that"? for the next ten minutes

>>85063614
>don't know why 2 Jews are shitting on Stannis

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>>85064751
Are you asking me to post more pictures of Game of Thrones actor Isaac Hempstead Wright, who plays the character Bran Stark, one of the characters I was just mentioning is one of two or three whos scenes I bother to watch anymore?

>>85064757
Anyone got the reference of
>looks like we are the night's watch now
as the refugees saying
>looks like we are Europeans now

It was a really subtle fuck you to germany

>>85064692
the orange haired cunt who was singing

>>85064793
*leans*
well hot diggity dog cersei

>>85064565
It's really not that far fetched.

>gotta cure this disease
>better go talk to some doctors

>>85064765
>hbogo.com is the best place to stream

>>85064587
>Tim Brody destroys Night's King
>gets his 6th Superb Owl ring and 5th MVP ring

fugg

is there anything that man CANNOT do?

>>85064803
i dont know who ed sheenan is but i did like the sigur ros cameo. i didn't even realize it was them until i heard his voice, it's very distinct

>>85064692
Gonna keep one eye on his guitar and one eye on Arya.

>>85064412
god maisie is really hot this season

>>85064565
he was sent to find the cure, maybe asking around he was told of the citadel and crossed the sea

not too extreme in my opinion

>>85064413
>>85064295
It's all poorly written. Jon dies and even though GRRM says shit like "Death changes characters like LSH or Lord Beric," but Jon is EXACTLY the same person before he was betrayed and killed.

I think the reason people bitch about the feminism in the show is because we've gone from a show with mostly male leaders(Ned, Stannis, Renly, Jon, Robert, Oberyn)to a show with mostly female leaders(Dany, Asha/Yara, Cersei, QoT, Sand Sneks). As the show progresses, women have become more and more powerful. But I think the main cause is an inevitable curse of writing- if you write a story about female characters beating male characters it comes off as feminist. If you write a story about male characters overpowering other male characters you don't see anything about sex involved. If you write a story where male characters overcome female characters, it can be perceived as sexist and belittling towards women. Think about how many people whined about Sansa getting fucked on her wedding night and threatened to boycott it. Where were they when Theon got tortured and mutilated for several seasons into insanity?

>>85064546
your ad hominem isn't helping the discussion.

>>85064810
not the guy you're arguing with but you seem genuinely gay/autistic anon.

>>85064818
So Tormund (refugees) gets BTFO by Night's King (???)?

What is the Night's King a symbolize of? The anger of the white men?

>>85064818
y-yeah...

>>85064901
This entire post is retarded.

>>85064947
non sequitur

>>85064674
Why do this guy looks so much like a cuck?

Why do I still like this show when i cringe through more scenes than the ones that i enjoy? The hound and samwell's scenes were amazing but every other character's went from uninpressive to hardcore cringe. But holy shit, Jorah's scene hit me hard in the feels.

>>85064965
>muh fallacy muh fallacy
take your memes to /lit/

we are not here to engage in formal conversations, so fuck off and die

>>85064674
Is that spider man?

>>85064803
west coast american, me and my friends recognized him as well

i dont know where the rape plot line came from but it made no sense to me with ed sheeran in the picture

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>>85064885
nothing quite like that beautiful falsetto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWR-jJ3v1pk

>>85064965
check out the 15 year old everyone

>>85064803
Dude, the entire point of the scene was to humanize the Lannister soldiers that have been the bad guys for the last six seasons. They were never going to "try something" with Arya, and that was plainly obvious when they started talking about how they wished they were elsewhere.

Having Ed Sheeran in the scene wouldn't change it either way.

>>85064982
Shit taste

>>85064982
>samwell's scenes were amazing
>my big discovery was something stannis told me already
stop

I am new. Why was Stannis /yourguy/?

>>85065003
you still haven't told me what I've said is wrong or why

>>85064793
he's nothing like Negan

>>85063122
im glad there isnt any person of colour there. this is just plain ol' white culture, that one girl doesnt even know how to clap

>>85065051
never post again
>>85065061
u2

>>85065075
he was leaning all over the place in this episode, he's 50% there already

Didn't Stannis leave 1,000 men on Dragonstone?

Where the fuck are they?

>>85065051
google "who is the one true king of westeros"

It is known.

>>85065082
clapping is sexism don't you know? That's why they snap their fingers

>>85064202
>>85064347
>>85064557
>>85064674
>>85064810
what will his career be like after thrones

>intro starts
>Stag still on Kings Landing

Does this indicate that Stannis is, in fact, alive?

>>85065099
the show has never explained what happened with dragonstone after stannis left. in the books he does leave some people there though.

>>85065117
I was wondering this too. Why isn't it a Lion? Cersei isn't a baratheon

>>85064982
Euron was a lad

>>85063633
Euron? Really, he's a fucking clown in the show. He might as well be called Bob because he has absolutely nothing to do with book Euron.

>>85065075
He's getting there. The black leather and the way he talked in this episode got him real close.

>>85063083

I am FUCKING CERTAIN that he will find a way to spin this shit (hehe) into the magic candles conspiracy theory.

>>85065051
of the people that had claim to throne. one was Jeoffrey a bitch, a literal faggot, viserys another faggot, and stannis (the true rightful heir)

>>85065139
In the books Aegon The Conqueror is there, though. Or do I remember wrong?

>>85065051
He wasn't my guy. It's easier to just like Melisandre as opposed to liking her pawn.

>>85063795
Don't get your hopes up, Varys has been reduced to being nothing more than the butt of dude no cock lmao jokes.

serious question:
Did anyone think that Kit's voice sounded higher this episode?

I might be insane but his voice literally sounded like it was higher when he was giving his speech in the intro. Did anyone else think this?

I actually liked Euron that ep. He's nothing like book Euron, but we could have a (fanfic) character here.

>>85065034
i was anticipating this response. no shit the soldiers aren't going to do anything. you know that before the scene even starts if you're someone who understands television or film. but the vast majority of the audience doesn't understand that, and they will experience suspense. especially given the character of the show and the fact that arya was careful and resistant at first

having a massive pop star play one of the soldiers changes the scene because it breaks the fantasy completely and is totally inconsistent with the casting of the show. you may as well have ray romano play the character, it creates the same "wtf?" reaction

>>85065117
No it means that the production team stopped caring about updating the intro movie

>>85065153
Except she officially is

>>85065098
>not understanding that Euron in the show literally only gives a fuck about power and will pretend to be anything to get it

>>85065180
>It's easier to just like Melisandre as opposed to liking her pawn.
No its not, its always easier to like the underdog.

you are just an edgy child

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>>85065197
>And Lady Sandra's a Bolton

>>85065153
>>85065194
I guess her claim comes from being married to Robert but she's title "Cersei of House Lannister" and not Baratheon.

>>85065139
Why didn't Cersei recapture it? It's the foothold to Westeros.

She literally had years to prepare, seeing how Sam's wife's son is already like 3 years old.

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>sansa has completely sucked the life out of jon's story
>cersei has ruined/stalled jaime's redemption arc
>arya's story jumped the shark 4 seasons ago
>danaerys ruined tyrion's story
>sam/gilly are going to ruin Jorah's story
>the only part of the episode that was decent was The Hound and Beric
why does HBO continue to let women ruin the show?

>>85064764
GOODJAHB *clap clap clap*

>>85065117
she's a baratheon by marriage i guess

>>85065261
She is a woman, ergo, a tactical retard

>>85065034
They're getting her drunk to rape her

>>85065153
Same reason why officially Sansa is a Bolton and will inherit the Dreadfort lands.

>>85065251
I'm pretty sure once a house is completely decimated you can give up the name.

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This fucking kid just gave Arya his homemade black berry wine.

>>85065262
>cersei has ruined/stalled jaime's redemption arc
Sending him to the Dorne did this

>>85065193
I didn't really have a problem with it, considering he has like two lines, then sits there in the background as the other actors talk. You're being a little too autistic about this.

>>85065262
Because the target audience is composed of women and men who may as well be women.

So what the fuck's the point of 20 minutes on Sam at the citadel? It's been established multiple times there's a cache of dragon glass on Dragonstone.

So the spoilers said that dragonglass kills wights too? For fucking real? D&d come the fuck on

>>85063114
That shit was retarded. They should have had the Hound silent, showed a changing expression of horror on his face, and then followed up with Dondarrion's 'told you so,' shit. He's never seen a wight or a white walker yet his description was so deadpan.

>>85065262
>the only part of the episode that was decent was The Hound and Beric
Did you miss where Euron cucked Jamie?

>>85065358
POO POO PEE PEE

>>85060866
The show I so shit that I had to skip parts. Ok you want to push muh stong whimman... at least do it in a non-cringe way.

>>85065262
>cersei has ruined/stalled jaime's redemption arc

i feel like you make some good points, but that one was ridiculous. the episode was perfectly in line with that arc. it didn't stall it at all. do you expect them to accelerate that story line in the first episode of the season? if anything they were really pushing the concept, with the map painting scene followed by jaime's anger towards euron

>>85065261
the only thing anyone can do with dragonstone is block off the blackwater. you need a massive navy to do that, and no one she has been worrying about for the past couple years had a massive navy other than stannis, and he lost most of his ships in the battle. after he left she's had plenty of shit to worry about instead of some random island that isn't really a threat without a massive navy

>>85065197
Cersei is still a Lannister. No husband or wife takes the royal family's name. Euron wouldn't be Euron Lannister if he married her, he's still be Euron Greyjoy.

>>85065188
This.

Euron is totally nothing like Vic or book Euron, but It has this "Bat'ka Machno" ruthlessness and bravado.

If there was a film in the making about Russian Civil War/October revolution, the actor would be my first pick for an "anarchist sailor gang leader".

>>85065262
Jon never had any story

>>85065400
Except in the same episode she talked about Danaerys having an entire FLEET of ships with Unsullied and Dothraki. She knew they were coming.

>>85065358
There was very little point to anything that happened this episode. The Sam stuff was not unique in that regard.

>>85065302
im sorry did i miss some baratheons hidden out somewhere?

>>85065258
worked for Mikhail Romanov

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Fucking sticky deleted half the live comments and now I can't read them. They're my favourite

>>85065435
we don't know at what point she learned that dany had a fleet and was heading there. what is she supposed to do without a navy? she literally meets the only guy with a big navy in this episode

Good thing I skipped watching this shit in favor of twin peaks.

>>85065358
Guess it was too hard to just show it in a flashback so they said fuck it

>>85065193
I think this scene might be a set up to reasons why Arya will go to Winterfell instead.

>>85065336
>I didn't really have a problem with it, considering he has like two lines, then sits there in the background as the other actors talk

what difference does that make? of course he's not going to have all the lines. how is it different from having ray romano do a few lines? i'm sure he could, considering that it requires minimal acting. but you would never do that, because it makes people experience a double take

>You're being a little too autistic about this
that's a concession if i've ever heard one

>>85065374
It's cause he's azor

>>85063222
No reddit I will not relax until you're all killed off

>>85065376
Yeah a shitty euron played by a shitty actor, with a JUST hair style, and modern clothes.

Really great scene, faggotron.

>Ed Sheeran acting like he isn't fucking Ed Sheeran singing in my GOT episode
The fuck is this shit.
Also why did Arya not kill Ed and Co?

Anyone else pleasantly surprised how much they referenced Stannis tonight? And not even in a negative way but i wouldn't have expected Sam to point out Stannis telling him about dragonglass and making him look like an asshole for not listening to Stannis.

>>85065374
everyone's heard the stories. it's just that until now, everyone thought they were just stories.

>>85065411
She's Cersei Baratheon in the books. Books > Dabid.

>>85065047
After struggling through the social justice starks, samwell's part seemed so much more subdued and believable.

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Who else hyped to watch Nymeria rip Ed Sheerans fucking throat out next ep

>>85065472
>Lannisters has not a single fucking ship

The books actually did it much better with the Velaryons and Aurane Waters.

>>85063114
Mel is only asking to see one thing, the prince who was promised, so all she sees is Snow

>>85065519
I'm actually not really understanding your problem with the scene. At first I thought you were mad because knowing who Sheeran is removes any suspense from the scene. I pointed out that it wasn't the purpose of the scene, and you agreed. Now it seems like you're mad that they cast a recognizable face.

>Cersei and Euron teaming up
>Dany and Jon teaming up soon

I thought this show was supposed to be morally grey and not black and white good guys vs bad guys?

Why does the show seem to be afraid of making Dany and Jon antagonistic towards one another?

>>85065535
was pretty good desu. He came across as crazy af

>>85065545
>stannis told me but I didn't believe/trust/whatever him

What did Sam mean by this, Stannis gave NO reason to think he was a liar

>>85065660
Seasons 1 and 2 were morally grey but that's too complicated for retard normies so now we have generic good versus evil shit.

>>85065552
I really don't think she is, lad. I don't think she's ever referenced as Cersei Baratheon, and I'm pretty sure the fat man has said that no one takes the royal family's name.

Correct me if I'm wrong, though.

Whos the better game player, Varys or CIA?

Is there any hope of fresh Dany or Missandei boob scenes on this season?

>>85065613
i dont even remember that. i'm going to be so confused if twow ever comes out because the show has overlapped my memories of the plot from the books in some places.

>>85065660
DABID literally killed off Stannis in the show so we could have Le good vs Le evil (Jon vs Ramsay). This is par for the course now.

anyone else ship podrick and brienne?

>>85065753
the one alive, varys

>>85063674

Did you see the fucking shot of Winterfell from above. It was horrendous CGI, looked like something out of the show opening.

>>85065793
Where did Littlefinger fuck up? Getting too greedy?

>>85065660
You don't know they're going to team up. Next ep you even had the Northern Lords saying they can't trust a Targaryen.

>>85065786
Briennes actress implied she has a sex scene this season in an interview

>>85065829
fell for the vagina jew

>>85065646
i've been extremely clear: you don't cast a massive pop star into a role for no good reason. it breaks all the suspense for people stupid enough to not be able to predict where scenes are going. and, as i'm sure you're aware, that's a huge chunk of the audience. i also think that it breaks the fantasy and is totally inconsistent with the casting of the series. you won't be able to find a single example that is similar

i would actually prefer if they were willing to cast more recognizable faces. i have no problem with even iconic actors showing up out of nowhere. but it can't be miley cyrus, because, as i said, it will completely take you out of the show and you'll be in the mindset of "why would they do that"?

>>85065829
Can't plan for the Mary Sue.

>>85065842
After Jamie stabs Cersei?

>>85065682
>trusting kinslayers

Reminder that the show isn't based on books anymore, its writing is bad and it's the most watched show of all time, therefor we already know that the bittersweet ending isn't happening


Jon and or Dany will survive
Cersei and Euron will die
All minor characters don't matter anymore, it's too hard to write many characters

>>85065779
Show only watchers are some of the dumbest fucking people.

Like I can separate the books from the shows differently, even though I've only read the entire series once.

When I discuss the show with my friends, they ask, "did that really happen?" and I doubt myself since I think I got the shows and books overlapped.

Then it turns out I didn't misremember. It's actually my friends who had no idea what the fuck happened last season.

Literally, 1 year ago, they watch the show, proclaim it's "the best thing on television" and then forget the entirety of the season.

Showfags are fucking retards.

>>85065830
>You don't know they're going to team up
What are you talking about kid? We already read the leaks.

>>85065875
Dany will die

>>85065313
It's pronounced 'Burberry Wine'.

>>85065660
>>85065694
>morally grey
I feel like that's false with the portrayal of the Lannisters all throughout the series. Cersei, Tywin and Joffrey were always evil, Tyrion was always good. Maybe Jamie classifies as Grey, but that is because his intentions changed with time.

>>85065708
in the season finale she was crowned as Queen Cersei Lannister

>>85065783
>>85065694
I don't get it, isn't the show popular BECAUSE people have more than one team they can root for? There's something for everyone.

>>85065830
I honestly wish the October 2016 leaks weren't true, anon.

>>85065900
In which case we know that Dany gets majorly fucked even though she started out in the best possible position

>>85065549
Stories aren't actually seeing things though. The Hound is going to be useless against the wights anyway considering fire is one of the main methods to kill them.

>>85065864
at least sansa gets sharp, mean and vengeful sometimes. that brings her a little bit away from full mary sue

>>85065959
duh, you don't need a leak to know that

>>85065535
This, i really tried hard to believe that he was a badass pirate king, but they caster a danish numale wearing H&M clothes.

>>85065829
TULLYED.com

>>85065981
So it is grey

>>85065977
I was referring to Arya if spoilers are to be believed.

>>85065875
Isn't it kinda hinted that Dany is going the Mad King route? I bet she will die doing some redemption sacrifice or something and Jon will live as the new king

I'm glad I don't watch this shit in real time with all of you insufferable cunts. You would suck the joy out of it. There was way more good than bad this episode.

The Iron fleet was incredible. Those sails were gorgeous.
The dutch dude that plays Jaime is an amazing actor.
Euron is going to be the savior of this show.
Bran is finally a man not a whiny ass twink.
Sansa/Join foiling each other is perfect.
Sansa is actually a character now.
Arya is fun to watch but Ed Sheeran wut.
The hound and brotherhood scenes were great.
And sad.
Fire Scene was a little weird.
I don't remember the soundtrack from the episode other than the acapella.
The dragonstone reveal was great.
Dany's entourage looks so pathetic.
Sam's scenes were gross but that is the reality of that world.
The archmaester is the MVP of the episode.
7/10

Would be 8 but there's no Bronn.

>>85065873
>dragonglass huh? We have a bunch of it at dragonstone, maesters call it obsidian

>"stannis must think I'm an idiot, he thinks we'll abandon the wall to check so he can become the new lord commander and use the watch to fight winterfel and become king, but oh I'm onto you Stannis, I'm gonna tell Jon offscreen that Stannis is a Lannister agent and can't be trusted

What did Sam mean by this?

>>85065955
Yes you can root for the Strong Woman who did nothing wrong or the Other Strong Woman who did nothing wrong.

>>85066003
Grey? The greyjoys are irrelevant to the show's plot. They exist solely to provide ships when the plot demands it.

Does anyone have that copypasta of somebody predicting the "shall we begin" line?

>>85065986
He's leagues better this episode than how he was at the Kingsmoot. He's an absolute psycho with a wicked sense of humour, I love it.

>>85066006
spoilers have always been 100% correct, we always get them from the same guy.

>>85065941
Tyrion is not good.

>>85066013
unironically this

>>85065877
i remember most of the changes from books 1-3 but after that forget it, it's just a blur and i only remember some details and major plot points. other than letting out the dragons and trying to get dany to marry him, i don't remember anything else about quentyn's chapters or any of the characters that he traveled with. even while reading his chapters my brain just kind of shut down because i was just bored out of my mind

>>85065829
scamaz'd

>>85066013
>CGI fleet was gorgeous

Stab yourself in the eye you fucking Redditor.

>>85063349
From the way they mixed around arya killing the freys I think figured out which parts go into which episode.

This season is gonna be fucking wild.

>>85065682

It's the same "Oh, I guess I just forgot..." lazy writing that the show has become. Our (((heroes)))) have to rediscover the answers because the fan base of normie trash and whores can't remember 2 seasons ago.

>>85066013
bait from r/got

>>85066072
Discuss.

>>85065877
I fucking HATE shownormies with a passion
>retard ex girlfriend starts watching game of thrones to have some cosy time, I hate watching movies and tv with others tho I want to take in what I'm seeing
>we watch the entire series in preparation for s6
>every episode of s6 she asks who that is again and what are they doing there and what is that persons purpose and where did dead character go

She also hated stannis and thought dany Jon and Tyron were great

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>>85065941
if Tywin is evil so was Robb

>>85066041
so easy to please, I bet you are happy with your hand over a real woman too

I wish I had such low standards.

>>85065855
They put him in a small scene and had him sing Symon Silver Tongue's song about Tyrion as fan service. They cast Ed Sheeran because Maisie Williams is a big fan, and normies can go "omg did you see Ed Sheeran in GoT last night?"

With all the problems regarding the writing, I don't know why you're frothing at the balls about this one small piece of fan service.

While watching the scene, I literally went "oh, it's Ed Sheeran", and continued watching.

>>85066149
>hated Stannis
>Jon and Tyrion were great

Good thing she's your ex now.

>>85065941
>Maybe Jamie classifies as Grey

I'd say he starts out evil and has a redemption arc.

the "moral greyness" doesn't come from the lannisters as they probably have the smallest fanbase. It just means that there is no clear "good guy" for every single reader to rally behind. The factions of the fanbase are mostly the stannis camp, the stark camp, the dornish camp, the greyjoy camp, and the dany camp. You also have the fans who like LF or Varys. And some of those camps have their own split loyalties (Sansa as Queen or Jon as King in the North, for example).
The Dornish and Greyjoy plots were royally fucked in the show, Stannis is dead, and LF is has been reduced to a cartoon mustache-twirling villain. Varys doesn't have fAegon, so he's gone to team Dany. Dany and Jon are going to team up. That unifies almost everyone watching the show. There is almost no rivalry or contention between the fans over which house is the best or is going to win. It's all fading away.