So what did you think of this episode? And be honest now.

it was just like a 5 minute montage of people shitting.

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>dragonstone has been 100% preserved, no peasants thought to sail over and push the doors open and loot the stores of shit they have there
>Danny will be able to feed her huge army all season with 0 conversations about food issues.

Good Ep.

>>85055088
DABID

i liked the brotherhood without banners part

great actors and characters

Who else here was blown away by Sheeran's stellar acting in this scene?

>>85055088
There wasn't a lot there other than stone.

Top knot episode desu

great episode

Didn't watch it lol

>Stronk women
>Cool posing
>Dialog the consists of only memes and catchphrases.
>1 thing happened to advance the plot.

9/10

>>85054881
Use your containment thread >>85050014

I think that without the books to guide them the quality of the story and the written dialogue has dropped precipitously.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

Should have been an hour of Sam changing bed pans

>>85055088
What would they steal? Stannis took everything of use that wasn't nailed down.

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>>85055088
>Dragonstone has been left completely empty despite it being just outside of King's Landing
>The Lannisters never thought to send some men over to take and guard it

>only 13 episodes left
>waste 5 minutes on poop montage

>>85054881
the dialogue is so modern all of the sudden it pulls me completely out of the show, what teh FUCK happened this is SHIT

YAAAAAASSSS SLAAAAAY QUEEEEEN
GURRRL POWER

thank god she fucking dies soon

WHY WAS DRAGONSTONE EMPTY

>>85055295
And Stannis's Dragonglass(tm).

>you can buy it on iTunes now!

was that really necessary?

>>85055468
It's more convenient for the plot.

JUST

>Arya literally saying "I'm going to kill the queen" to 7 Lannister Soldiers
>They all laugh it off
>Apparently Rh'llor has Cleagane and Beric and his gang there for a divine reason
>Dragonstone is fucking empty even though Stannis left 1000 men there.
>So much boring exposition
Fuck Dumb and Dumber.

Euron is going to capture Tyrion and bring him back to get that sweet Cersei poon

>>85055457
who?
>>85055422
isnt season8 the last season?

ArR yEW oLd eNoGUH to DriNk!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!

>>85054881

Nothing really happens

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>literally SLAY QUEEN YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the episode

>>85055088
stop fucking spamming this you retard. there's no fucking way for a peasant to know that dragonstone is unoccupied if they're not already there.

jesus christ of all the shit in this episode and you pick the dumbest thing to larp on

>>85055403
The Lannisters don't have the ships to make putting men there worth it. What are they gunna do, watch as an invading armada goes on by?

Where can I download tonight's episode?
For seasons 1-5, TPB had them up in 10-15 minutes after the end of the episode.
Season 6 was KAT.

Both are dead. Now what?

>>85055269
OMFG IT REALLY WAS ED

WHAT A FAGGOT

PS this episode was complete boring garbage and with only 6 episodes in the season this was really a let down

>>85055360
martin is a trash writer though

>>85055513
Stannis died. Doubt those 1000 men stayed loyal to a dead king.

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when will they show her getting SNOWED

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Hey guys, let's enlist all our women to fight in the war too.

It isn't fair to only put 50% of people of fighting age in the front lines.

I just doubled our army.

I am a military genius.

>what is the gift euron is getting
>who is the guy in the room
>why is no one in dragonstone

bwb scene was kino
rest was pretty garbage
aryas freakish head still makes me laugh

>>85055557
christ you're dumb.

why is she wearing heels on a fucking boat lmao

Only good parts where the Hound and Euron tbqh

I-is GOT finally good again?

DABID

>>85055593
Tyrion
Jorah
Because D and D are idiots and can't write

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>>85055548
How's it going Reddit, enjoy the episode? Funny poppie montage, yes?
xdDXD slay queen!

Better than I thought it was going to be.

Pointless shit. Literally all filler content.

>Sansa and littlefinger scene that had 0 impact and literally could have been cut with no difference
>Pointless montage of poo
>Stannis told me about dragonglass but it wasn't important
>lol CELEBS
>yas queen walking up stairs for 5 minutes

Absolutely nothing happened. You could unironically skip the episode and miss nothing.

>>85055422

Two minutes on watching an army of ice zombies march.

I hope all the episodes this season are the full hour like this one, and not 58 minutes, including Previously On, OP, ED, and Previews. Actual episode length is like 52 minutes when you remove all that.

>>85055546
>>85055457
Didn't watch it yet.
How forced was the "political message" in this episode? Any Trump reference?

It was all right.

Brotherhood/Hound scene was the best part by far

lot of feminist bullshit but it was still a great episode

its about the only 1st episode of a season that hasnt been complete filler since season 1.

>>85055589
He's making 10 year olds fight too

>>85055474
You mean the shit that Sam travelled all the way to the other end of the continent to find out about only to remember Stannis already told him about it so now he urgently has to tell Jon?

>>85055583
Yeah which just tells you something about how bad the show is.

what's with the 'look into the fire and tell me what you see' bullshit? the hound has visions now? i don't get it.

Euron was the only good bit.

>>85055575
7 episode this season, and yeah this episode was fucking boring.

>>85055548
Well, it's an island, so ostensibly they need regular shipmetns of food and supplies from other islands/the mainland. Considering that's likely a fairly big job- I would think the other lords of the stones would know that much.

>>85055331
>>1 thing happened to advance the plot.

What are you talking about? Euron?

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>>85055589
>Putting 10 year olds and girls into fighting lines

Yeah sure, that'll hold against a charge.

>>85055593
>tyrions head
>jorah
>secluded, hard to access

>>85055609
What's dumb about it? What's the strategic value of a location if you don't have the resources to capitalize on the value?

>>85055589
typical white male cant handle a strong independent woman

#draftourdaughters

>>85054881
It mirrored the spoilers posted to a T.

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>>85054881
Game Of ZZZZZZZ

>>85055609
Not an argument

>>85054881
just seems like everytime sam comes back, things start to slow down and get dull. also, why the fuck is sheeran in this? are they gonna start throwing loads of pop culture icons into this fantasy world that's slowly losing the illusion and effectiveness of what it once was? the cersei and jaime scenes were the better parts of the episode, along with jon snow's clashing with sansa.
6.5/10 for the episode as a whole.

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it confirmed that the leaks were right barring the rearrangment for the cold start of arya poisoning everyone

its a strong contender for worse than season 5

>>85055468
Stannis took everyone to the north with them. Seriously he took everyone. He hated dragonstone, he should have gotten storms end because he witheld a siege that helped Robert win the war. But renly got storms end and robert gave stannis dragonstone.

Theyre might have been some random pirates or smugglers in it, but as soon as they saw dany's ships and dragons they peaced out

>>85054881
It was great. Good scenes for everyone.

no tits/10

>>85055583
much better than d and d though

>>85055684
WTF, are they trying to get the "Beyonce fans" demographic?

>>85055589
If only Hannibal had thought of this, Carthage might have survived. What brilliant strategy, I can't believe no one's thought of this before.

>>85055586
Even then, this episode was undefendable.

>>85055688
hard to say because ever since the poooosay moment this show has been non stop political messaging

>>85055575
No. Arya killed house Frey, Daeny finally landed in Westeros. Hound foreshadowed the Eastwatch-by-the-Sea white walker attack, as did Tormund. Hound had character development. Sam found out where the dragonglass depository is. Euron is going to capture Tyrion. Lots of shit happened.

The way Cersei and Jaime just stood there and delivered exposition was fucking weird. Where is the small council? Who is actually ruling, what does the town folks think of all this?

Sansa's dialogue was awful

BWB was fine

>>85055740
>tyrions head
Or the horn to destroy the night army

>>85055781
Wight hunt with the lads sounds kinda fun.

>>85055688
Jon says that all women should be trained to fight cus theyre 50% of the population
muh feminism!!

>>85055851
Eurons real plan is to marry Dany and capture a dragon for himself

>>85055588
She's going to get UMBERED

I was watching Twin Peaks instead, what'd i miss?

>>85055649
>most successful tv show of all time
>tens of millions of viewers
>we're all here talking about it

DAE D & D can't write?!?!??!!

>>85054881
It was like they literally took a tumblr fanfic and made an episode based on it.

>>85055589
You do understand that they're in a "We're about to die" situation, right? I don't think he is intending to have 10 year old girls lead glorious charges, he is putting a spear in the hands of everyone who can hold one so they might survive.

>>85055688
the girl power angle was tremendously overbearing in this episode imo

I didnt watch it lads
What happen with my nigga sandor?

Where the fuck is Gendry

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>>85055706
>You mean the shit that Sam travelled all the way to the other end of the continent to find out about only to remember Stannis already told him about it so now he urgently has to tell Jon?
But a 180 second POOP MONTAGE.
Worth it, right?

>>85055937
wish i watched twin peaks now desu.

So uh, why are Brotherhood without Banners now warriors of the bright lord?

>>85055895
he's going to use his dragon binder horn and bring her a dragon.

>>85055684
>WHERE ARE MUH DRAGONS
kys

>>85055690

This. Scenes like those are why I watch this shit, not "Can't Even Dye My Eyebrows and My Career Will be Over After this Ends" whatsherface.

>>85055729
Not fighting lines, but they can sling arrows from a wall instead of cowering in a vault.

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>"No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

What did Petyr Baelish mean by this?

>>85055985
Still rowing. He's gonna be jacked when he finally reaches land

>>85055948
They copied GRRM's writing tho

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>>85055872
Its just cersei and jaime now, Cersei killed everyone besides her maester
Towns folk dont care, its still the lannisters in power

>>85054881
Honestly? Mixed bag. Opening sequence was self fellating fanfic shit and unnecessary. So was Sheeran unless we next see Arya raped. It served no point. Sam continues to be wasted material because now he and Jorah are going to Scooby-Doo for a while. His dragon glass discovery is irrelevant with Dany going there (and who wouldn't start the search at a place fucking NAMED dragon?)

Flip side. Jaime continues to grow quietly and that's great. Sansa got called out as a cunt child. She's setting herself up by antagonizing Littlefinger. Good, she sucks. Jon has the right idea and even the right place picked. So we'll get a good tight battle that he loses. No Sands shit, very little Dany shit, and Cersei is showing she will get hers.

Not great. Maybe good. Mostly mediocre.

>>85054881
The bald cunt part is really the only thing that stood out for me

>freys all dying
>sam realizing where dragonstone is
>ironborn cunt gonna get you a gift
did i miss anything of actual importance /tv/?

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>>85055847

>>85055930
>Jon says that all women should be trained to fight cus theyre 50% of the population
muh feminism!!

>Hey guys we're about to fight an army of undead who are going to kill every single person in westeros unless we can stop them
>Give women and children spears so we might not die
>"LE FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!"

also jaime just gave cersei the stank eye every scene. good stuff.

>>85055468

It's worthless to a defender. Ships can just sail past it or torch the navy stationed there.

The Lannisters should have destroyed it.

>>85055985
kings landing
>>85055781

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caption it

>>85055778
>along with jon snow's clashing with sansa
>openly undermining Jon's authority in the meetings
>"yy can't u just trust meee and agree to all i sayyy??"

>>85055851
OH FUCK

I GOTTA HURRY UP AND TELL JON THAT THING I ALREADY KNEW

OH WAIT, BUT FIRST:

poop.. poop.. poop.. eat poop.. poop

>>85054881
>So what did you think of this episode?
It was ok. But who were these roman looking fucks? Are they gonna pop starks cherry?

10/10 best episode in a long while

>>85055781
I mean what did you expect? Its D & D fuck train all the way until the end my man.

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>>85056080
Bran is at the wall
Hound believes in lord of light
Dany is in westeros

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I can summaries everything that happened of importance in this episode in less than 5 meme text lines
>danny arrives in dragonstone
>dragon glass is in dragonstone (but sam already knew this??)
>eureon came but left to perform some special deed
>freys are dead
>
I can't think of a fifth.

>>85056130
>cringe

>>85056080
C L E G A N E B O W L

C O N F I R M E D

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Remember when celeb cameos in GoT were subtle and tasteful like that one drummer at the Red Wedding. Nowadays it's DUDE REMEMBER SHAPE OF YOU LMAO

>>85056130
Immersion ruiner

>"Why are you headed to King's Landing?"
>"I'm going to kill the queen"
>Silence
>Laughter
Who the fuck wrote this shit.

>>85054881
havent watched it, waiting for the torretn

What happens next episode?

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>The leaks were all true
>This is going to be the single worst season of the entire show

>>85055781
jesus thats so boring if its true

>>85055088
It's almost like it's a TV show or something

>>85054881
is that ed sheeran?
wtf?

>>85056180
>sandor is alive

>>85054881
Can someone link me to a stream that's playing the repeat? http://buffstream.com/watch/tv.php
that one lags too much for me

>>85056231
Is this guy famous? I don't know wtf this is and why everybody is rioting.

>>85055781
this is such a joke
>Dorne Fleet
There isnt one, they live in the desert
>Jon and Dany have sex
Dany is his aunt

>>85055589
>But Jon, we need people able to sustain our army.
>If everyone is occupied training who will gather food?

So dumb!

>>85055962
>You do understand that they're in a "We're about to die" situation, right?
I don't think you understand how human beings work. Even during the battle for Berlin they enlisted young boys and not women.

>>85054881
why is this faggot's hair combed forward?

>>85054881
Anyone else annoyed about Sam coincidentally found the location of the dragonstone? It felt too unatural, something like the CW would do to rush a subplot.

>>85056173
Hound is likely super in touch with lord of light visions because his brother burned him and he lived. AZOR SANDOR

Arya's revenge on the Freys was pretty lame.

>>85056309
It won't be the worst for long :^)

>>85056358
>this is such a joke

Except it was completely right about episode 1, right down to "shall we begin?".

>>85055684
>Sansa and littlefinger scene that had 0 impact and literally could have been cut with no difference

You cant say that at all. It's qualifying where Sansa is standing and what Littlefingers intentions are. We now know he really wants to marry Sansa but she doesn't want to marry him.

>>85056243

Wtf happened to dis show seriously
shoudl have been rape, laughter, murder

i mean come on ''imma kill da king'' is high treason

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>>85056243
>sorry you can't handle great writing anon, we're pretty much genius level writers.

Turns out, Ed Sheeren is a better actor than that little cunt from This is England and the Danish dude who plays Euron

>>85055513

It's clear that they're peasants who fight for money.

torrent when?

Sansa is best waifu.

>>85056180
The north is back together again
Bran is past the wall
the hound believes in the lord of light
Arya is going to kings landing

>>85056334
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lags some but not bad

>>85055557
Good thing Eurons fleet didn't sail by even though there's no way they wouldn't lass each other

>>85056173
Those are some very pretty cliffs.

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COME ON TEAM WE CAN PULL IT OUT AT THE END!

(OC)

>>85055688
Dany made her army yell "FUCK DRUMPF" at the top of their lungs

>>85056418
sounds a lot like the past two seasons bro

It was pretty fucking boring, and I've been watching since the first day it premiered in season 1. I was expecting the generic hyper ending of the dragons, but they didn't even do that. It was bad, just underwhelming. They go through all that effort of fanservice, but can't have some excitement.
Meh. Writing was also bad in some areas.

how do you folks lives your lives being so bitter?

>>85055781
>Cersei has a miscarriage
What would be the point of this? If she is irrelevant to what happens now then why keep her alive at all?

>>85056066
seriously out bad and forced was that opener?
How pointless was sheeran?
They're really struggling for content at this point

>>85056418
We knew that last season.

>>85056358
its literally confirmed. that list is somewhat out of order but I dont doubt a single thing on that list anymore

>>85055513
iirc the lannisters sent a force to retake Dragonstone some time ago.

>>85055395
that would've made Television history for sure

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>>85056383
I'm much more annoyed by the fact that he already fucking knew it was there. But had to get that designated shitting pots scene in.

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ALL MY FREYS ARE DEAD
PUSH ME TO EDGE

im so emotionel invested in the show at this point

Alot of it was "sorta okay"
some cringe moments

I rather liked the Cercie/Jaime/Euron Banter

>Be sent on a mission to learn a way how to defeat White Walkers
>Know that dragonglass kills them
>Be told by Stannis that there's a mountain of it in Dragonstone
>Head to Citadel, read a super secret book that says there's a mountain of dragonglass in Dragonstone
>"HOLY SHIT, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. Stannis told me this, but I didn't think it was important!"
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>85056395
He killed dondarian and the lightning lord came back to life right in front of him

>>85056417
I only saw this after the episode aired
they could have easily written this after watching it and then made a ton of bullshit up about the rest of the season

>>85055781
How the fuck does Jon get from Winterfell to Dragonstone within two episodes? Even if he didn't have to worry about Lannister loyalists that would be impossible.

>>85056243
If this was 2012 you can bet your ass that ayra would be running for her life from those guys. Wtf happen?

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>>85056084
>women are shit at fighting
>die
>get raised as zombies making the army they were fighting bigger

>>85056130
"rape begins soon"
or alternatively
"bbc berry wine"

>>85055781
Awful, just awful.

>>85056474
What are you trying to say here? Use real words not fake fantasy Dothraki horsemouth

>>85056433
Fucking kikes.

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>Everything from this leak is LITERALLY true
Send help

RECAST ARYA WHEN

Why would Jorah expect Dany to arrive at the Citadel?

>>85056324
>it's ok to leave huge retarded plot holes because it's a tv show xddd

kill yourself

Any stream I can rewatch on? The live stream I had buffered and lost a few seconds when Sam apparently met Jorah in jail

>>85056084
>>85056615
Yeah the show was attacked by online "journalists" who said it was sexist after the first few seasons. Since then they've made it more and more feminist.

>>85055385
thanks for that

>>85056702
how did he get to oldtown before she got to dragonstone?

>>85055781
Lol sounds like fan fiction.

>>85056349
This is him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

>>85056529
It's different because Baelish finally delivered what he had been promising Sansa; being home with her family. Now he's expecting that sex she owes him for buying dinner.

>>85056333
We knew this least season, moron.

>>85056243
I immediately wanted to start a frogpost thread after that scene

>>85056600
that list is literally copy pasted from the leddit leaks that have been available for months and that picture in particular has been spammed in /got/ for weeks now, ive had it saved for at least a week now. The ordering is kind of fucked though

>>85056599
My guess is that they are making it all up as they go along and they needed a McGuffin to get Jon and Kelly C together. and fuck everything that has happened before.

>>85055396

Except the mountain of dragonglass.

>>85056685
so basically take 4 weeks off and come back for episode 5

it was an OK episode, press F to pay respects

>>85056600
>they could have easily written this after watching it

The list came out months ago.

>>85056750
>sounds like

it is

>>85056613
>Expecting geographical consistency from this show

There have been far worse offenses.

>>85055583
Nah, he's actually a great writer. The first 4 books were great.

>>85056685
The Cersei miscarriage and the fact that she is still alive at the end (based on these leaks) is so confusing to me, she is irrelevant if the focus is on the north.

I thought that she would be the main antagonist for this season along with Euron but they are both alive according to this, what is the point then?

Gives me hope that they will fuck D&J up once the war is over though

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>YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN

the episode

>>85055688
There WAS talk about a bunch of aliens crossing the wall unnoticed.. hmm..

>>85055403
They did in the books

>>85054881
Euron was literally dressed like a Jojo's character

i love bran

>>85056613
You think D&D give a fuck about travel arrangements? You're gonna be in for a bad time you think they're following any sort of logic anymore.

Seriously anons get it through your head. D&D do not give a fuck about coherence. It's a sprint to the finish with soap drama along the way to keep people emotionally invested. Be ready for it to not make any sense.

>>85054881
10/10 start then 6/10 everything else but 11/10 for /ourboy/

If you guys hate the show so much why do you all watch it?

I don't watch shows I don't enjoy.

>>85054881

Why wouldn't I be honest?
Your assertion upsets me a bit.

The episode was 6/10, honestly.

>>85055640
GoT will never be good again.

>>85056795
But why would they bring attention to the fact that Stannis told him this already?

>>85055570
Quit being such a worthless nigger and pay $15 a month for HBOGo you lowlife piece of shit

>>85056702
Because she fucking talks about it all the time? And she isn't heading directly to the Ciadel, but Westeros. Word will get around.

Horrible
One of the worst episodes ever
Nothing of substance occurred
The dialogue is pathetic
D&d have no idea what they're doing and the director literally made it a shit fest, lots of long shots wasting time that could've been used for actually interesting dialogue if they were capable of it.

The talk between lil finger n Sansa was horrible, the plot moved very little if at all and in what direction?
I don't like where they're going without grrm guiding them.

I feel it's all downhill from here. The arya assassin scenes then sympathizing with several lannister soldiers, implying she would have killed them all if they hadn't been so kind. They wasted the citadel scenes, which could have feature mawin or whoever that maester is, with a literal shit show.

And there's only 6 more episodes. Each one should've been a blockbuster.
D&d have murdered their own masterpiece with this abortion

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>>85056309
>Episode 4
>Lannisters sack Highgarden and Olenna dies
Then what was the fucking point of having her survive until this season and pledge Tyrell support to Dany. Like the entirety of the Reach just gets sacked like that and they're out? What the fuck Dabid.

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>>85056243
I thought she was going to pull out needle and murder them all after that. I mean, we saw her look at all of their weapons so I assumed they'd pull swords at that kind of talk. But no, we got some sitcom shit. This is BAD and anyone who says otherwise has poor taste objectively.

>>85055570
TPB isn't dead you twat

>>85056856
lol epic!
*upvotes*

>>85056383
I just hated how the conclusion of Sam's arc, taking an entire series just to get to Oldtown to help Jon culminated in one episode where he just stole a couple of books and found a pile of maguffin on a fucking treasure map, it just felt like they rushed him from what could have been the most important arc in the series into a shitty subplot of him buddying with Jorah.

>>85056746
She had to deal with the logistics of sailing with several armies. Mormont just got on the first ship out.

>>85056853
Spoiler your posts you fucking nigger.

Do [*spoiler] text [*/spoiler] without the *

Ed Sheeran bit was pure cringe. What was the actiual point in having him in?

>>85056886
Schadenfreude, I enjoy hating it.

>>85056358
>Dany is his aunt
He doesn't know that. Also did you forget they're both Targaryens? They're knowing for doing that sorry of thing

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>>85056459
>not murderfu

>>85056037
that your a big guy

>>85055088
Did everyone on Dragonstone live in the castle? No peasant villages or anything?

>>85056902

100% Agreed anon.

>>85056886
They like the show, they're just trying to look cool on the Internet.

Don't know why this website has to be cursed with such a shit board culture.

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What was the worst and best part of this episode anons?

>>85056960
They needed a good singer for the scene's opening. Duh. What better than an actual singer?

>>85054881
>that whole episodes feel was about empowered women
>that whole episode featured a room of men poisoned and a 2 minute montage of shit

>>85056902
>arya gets full on frey revenge
>dany lands in westeros

Srsly nigga that's enough for it to pop off with normal show watchers. As much as it triggers you this is the road the show is on now.

>>85057017
>best
Euron by a long shot

>worst
>shit montage

>>85057014
I liked the show until season 5.
I'm just still watching because I want to see how this shitfest ends.

>>85056886
I'm in too deep to get out now.

>>85056349

Famous singer, his voice is nice but his songs are pop trash

>>85055468
Stannis took all the soilders and those who were left behind abandon ship once they heard stannis had lost, obviously those who lived there left because there was no one to protect them and food stopped coming in
And cersei wasnt in power or have any authority to send troops to dragonstone
Seems pretty obvious but now we have to listen to retards like this bitch about for the next thousand years

>>85055781
You guys are all cynical fucks

>sansa mouthing off for no reason

fuck this

>>85054881
Shitshow ever since season 3/most of 4. Gurl power has turned this into a farce. Don't mind the chick with dragons and the blonde warriors shemale, however Jamie is a cuck to his sister, as well as the rest of the males in some way or another. Fantasy can only go so far.

>>85057180
We live in a cynical world, and I am a cynical girl.

>>85056960
Same as when they had Sigur Ros in it. Sheeran is just more recognisable

To be honest, Jim fucking Broadbent suddenly appearing, was equally jarring to me

>>85056908
They're trying to humanize Arya back. She was ready to cut down all these Lannister goons right from the get go but they were nice to her. She's giving them every opportunity to draw first so she can get murdery, but they're just kids and aren't taking things as seriously as she is.

>>85057209
>Shitshow
No kidding hehehehe

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LITERALLY A SHIT EPISODE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>minute+ of sam cleaning chamber pots and quick cuts to soup
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85056358
>Dany is his aunt

And Cersei is Jamie sister, so what

>>85057190
We need tension. D&D are masters of building tension.

>>85057171

At least he fits the part by looking like a dumb inbred Englishman.

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>>85057217
>im a girl

>>85055781
Only part remotely interesting was a white walker dragon

>>85056685
only 7 episodes?
Sheeit, also I thought this was the final season.
Guess not.

>>85057241
>To be honest, Jim fucking Broadbent suddenly appearing, was equally jarring to me

And Tommy Turgoose.

>>85054881

Anyone have a link to the ep?

>>85057310

>Whitewalker hunting party with the boys
>A zombie polar bear

Episode 6 will be fun

>>85055640

Not if you ask the ADD inflicted children on this board

1. Put dragonglass tips on the end of arrows
2. ???
3. Profit

>>85055781
>cersei has a misscariage

shes been through a lot

I didn't mind them doing a "feministy" point, because it sort of makes sense that they'd want as many blades and arrows as possible. If they all die it's not like the dead will stop at the men and leave the women/children alone to preserve the human race.

But the boat scene as The Diversity Crew rolled up was pretty funny. A chubby white woman, a gay, a mulatto and a dwarf. Good shit.

>>85056894
TPB is a honeypot. I got a letter after DL SV last week. Wait awhile or try somewhere else. Of course it doesn't help torrent clients broadcast peers IP addresses for all to see. Thanks a lot you idiots.

>>85055948
It's objectively gotten worse since jew and jew ran out of source material

>GYRL POWER
>MORE GURL POWER(7 year old edition)
>more poop than the rest of the series combined
>Euron is literally dressed like the guy at a music venue who won't stop asking you for cigarettes
>no one in modern history knew that an entire island called Dragonstone is made out of dragon glass
10/10 GOAT EPISODE
>nothing at all interesting fucking happens

>>85056525
Actually fucking keked.

>>85057017
Best
Ed Sheeran
Worst
Clegane trolling about what he saw in the fire. He should mess with the brotherhood like that.

>>85057358
sent ;)

i know it's not going to happen but would nice if Cersei does just fuck Dany up completely.

>>85055589
>>85055703
>>85055729
The only smart people here. Every adept leader knows that leaving a large chunk of your forces behind to protect defenseless women is the right move.

Also, putting a sword in a weak, powerless woman's hand will magically make them great swordsman that could possibly usurp men.

>>85055781
>Gendry is found making weapons

Okay, now they're just insulting everyone's intelligence

>>85057017
Worst:
Some of the dialog. I've already forgotten the worst of it but a lot of Sansa's lines in particular.

Best:
For me, the Dragon Stone landing. It looked beautiful.

>>85057310
There's literally nothing interesting about undead dragons.

>>85057146

This. Ever since the show outpaced the books the writing has gone downhill.

Looking forward to the battle scenes but that's about it.

Last season I was still holding out a little bit of hope that they could turn it round for the final seasons but now I have given up.
FUCK THIS SHOW

>>85056996
No, but very close to Dragonstone is a bigger island with a city called Hull and some castles and villages governed by House Velaryon whom were loyal to Stannis

>>85056952

nigger

>>85057441
Why don't you figuratively go back to plebbit.

>>85055781
>Jon and Dany have sex

Are D&D pushing the Dangeki agenda to normalize incest?

>>85056908
They're just young dudes who want to finish their routes and head on back. They could give a shit about what anyone says or does.They go where they're told. Otherwise they could give a shit.

>>85057413
Fuck of with your bait.

>>85055742

It's why yas queen now has a staging area to conduct a campaign against the whole 7 kingdoms.

>>85056685

Fuck off, that last bit with the chess piece didn't actually happen did it

>>85054881
They literally had a shit montage! This is by far the worst episode in the series

>>85055781
>send lots of secondary characters "wight hunting"
>kill half of them
le so many irrelevant plots and how to deal with them show

>>85056375
>Battle of Berlin
>not the Battle of the Undead

thinkin' is hard you fucking autist

>>85057564
Every scene that has sam or ginny is a shit montage.

>you cannot trust a targaryen
>saying that to a targaryen' face

bravo.

>>85056062
>blow up the biggest holy site in the kingdom to kill your political enemies
>commoners in a medieval setting don't give a fuck

b r a v o
r
a
v
o

>90% of the dialogue is exposition
What the actual fuck?

>>85057595
The battle for Berlin was a literal existential battle, nigger.

Why could the hound see far better in the fire on his first try than Melisandre after years of practice?
EVERY SINGLE SCENE WAS SHIT

>>85057545

Let's say they DID leave a small garrison behind, wouldn't they flee at the sight of an armada approaching? Also dragons.

Don't forget about Samwell Tarly: ”Oh, Stannis Baratheon told me that there's a bunch of dragon glass on Dragonstone and th--OHHHMYGODS, THERE'S A BOOK TELLIN' ME THERE'S DRAGON GLASS ON DRAGONGLASS, BETTA WRITE DIS TO JON!”

where'd Euron get all those ships from so fast then?

>>85057502
Is GoT literally the first piece of fantasy media you've ever consumed? That's the only way I could ever see someone thinking a played out trope like the zombie dragon is remotely interesting after it having been done a thousand times before.

>>85057391
Seems HBO paid Martin not to write anymore source material so that "their guys" could hash out tumblr shit.

DABID
DABID WE GOTTA MAKE UP FOR THE RAPE SCENE
WE NEED SOME GOOD BOY POINTS

>>85057017
>best
Clegane best boy

>worst
That shit montage was unnecessary as fuck

>>85055932
Stark chance of that last train has Bolten south for the winter

>>85056750

That's what the show is.

>>85055688
>Any Trump reference?
>sandor asks beric "WOT AH U A FOOKIN' TROOMP SUPPOTAH?"
I turned off the stream after that

>>85056864
In the books the faggot Tyrell almost gets himself killed trying to get the castle back

I wish Stannis were alive and married Dany. They'd be hot together.

>>85057659

The Hound has taken the fire into him. He is one with The Light.

>>85057681
They cut down every single tree on the Iron Islands.

>>85054881
This was by far the worst episode in the series. It felt like a shitty fanfic. Seriously what the fuck were they thinking?

>>85057656
>Soviets v. Nazis are harbingers of the END OF HUMANITY like the Others

>>85055781

I believe every word of this.

Not lying. I bet every part of this is true.

>>85057752

>I wish Stannis were alive
>implying

>>85057553
I'm so sorry, anon. It did.

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>>85057607

>>85057801
Well... Yes. Humans on one side, mindless monsters on the other.

>>85057685
Name three instances of it then you faggot

>>85057766
there were 3 trees on the iron islands

>>85054881

wasn't expecting to see Ed Sheeran on GoT

>>85055520
Try the sand snakes and Yara.

>>85057766
sounds legit

>>85055729
In the book jon is like 14 when he leaves for the wall
Cleary when the average lifespan is like 23 years old, teenagers are considered middle aged
What doesnt make sense is if youre fighting against the white walkers wouldnt you want less soilders on the front lines? The little girls are basically cannon fodder but thats just giving the knights king more soilders once theyre killed

>>85055688
Dolorous Edd didn't want to let Bran through the wall, because he might be illegal braavosi.

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1. ALL MY FREYS ARE DEAD, PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
2. Okay it's white walkers this doesn't need to be a 30 second shot of literal snow blowing in the wind -- OMFG THEY WASTED SO MUCH CGI MONEY ON THIS 30 SECOND SHOT THAT ESTABLISHES NOTHING
3. Good ole Sansa being a cunt, also GRL PWR!
4. Cersei is double insane now, Jamiee visibly flustered at her insanity
5. Euron's ships look tight as fuck, CGI money not wasted, good job. Cersei's costume here is also sick
6. Euron dresses like Steven Tyler, but damn what a great scene.
7. SHE PLAYED HER FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISH MAN
8. Brother without Banners scenes, pretty great
9. Literally a 2 minute montage of Sam cleaning up shit that starts with an old man farting
10. Dany continues to be incapable of acting but dragonstone looks neat
10. Quip

Did I miss anything? I give

>>85057847
It was humans vs humans you fucking cuck, with that logic any of the opposing side to any major war were mindless monsters.

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>>85057842

>>85057416

Thanks. I got the stream one above. I guess that'll do.

I missed the fucking stream

there a Mega link floating around yet?

>>85057923
>Russians
>human

>>85055403
>>The Lannisters never thought to send some men over to take and guard it
for what purpose?
It's only good as a defensive stronghold. And since you can't grow any food there, they'd then have to take on the added burden to keep it supplied with food.

No surprise to me that it went unused.

>>85057681
The entire timeline is fucked up. I've just given up trying to make sense of it.

Gilly's baby is now a toddler and sam has been working for a significant length of time in the Citadel, but Dany has just set sail. Things must not be happening in parallel but it's near impossible to tell what is happening the past or present.

>>85057923
>Russian commoners not mindless monsters

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>>85057752
this

thinking back on season 1 scenes between Robert and Ned and then watching this "Season 7" gutter trash, it makes my stomach churn, i am literally physically angry right now

>>85055781
Sounds alright to be honest. Where the fuck else can the story even go from here? Wight hunt sounds cool, like a mmo party.

>>85055593
>Sand Snakes + Yara
>Guy Hound mugged in older season
>Because plot.

>>85057997
>It's only good as a defensive stronghold
Well shit, that doesn't do them any good against a coming threat. You're right anon, how silly of me.

why is Sam still a fat fuck? Hurley tier at this point.

>>85057995

FEED

ME

CHECHENS

>>85056613
It's not as if only a day passes by per episode.

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>Littlefingers pirate accent has inexplicably disappeared

>>85057918
Sansa vs Jon wasnt horrible, but other than that you missed sam knowing things he already knew

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>this cutie gonna die

>>85058025
What the fuck happened to this show?

>>85057850
Skyrim
Warcraft
Dungeons and Dragons
Three of the most plebeian settings in all of creation and they all have zombie dragons.

>>85058025
>i am literally physically angry right now
As opposed to figuratively angry.

>>85057918
Literrally

Dany is the weakest character in this show in both acting and the script.

DOES ANYONE AGREE?

>>85058025
>physically angry
I always make sure to express my symbolic anger.

>>85058011
I remember when they were quite fastidious about showing travelling to the point where it was a significant chunk of the show.

>>85057997

>Can't grow food

Except it's literally surrounded by smaller islands filled with farms and livestock for that exact purpose. You think Stannis was just getting food delivered from King's Landing while he was fighting his war?

>>85058125
badpoosyfu is best girl

>>85058125
>no more bad pussy

>>85058125

She has a big belly in that gif.

>>85058159
Yes. She needs to die, but the writers won't do it because she's the reason why they're raking in a shit ton of female viewers.

>>85058159
yes

>>85056130
I'm in love with the shape of you

>>85058145
Nobody cares about your video games you dumb fuck neckbeard. Name fantasy novels or fuck right back off to plebbit where you belong.

>>85058159
This, Dany sucks. Thumbs up if you agree!

>>85058125

Knowing Euron and his crew she's probably going to be raped multiple times before she gets killed.

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>>85058018

Looks like fucking Beaky Buzzard there

>Dany we need to
>NONONONONOONUHUHUHUH...what?

>>85058285
And more after

>>85056381
not enough hair for a top knot.

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>>85058011
Here's what I dont get

>>85057850
all i got

http://malazan.wikia.com/wiki/Olar_Ethil

>>85058285

This show is pure feminist garbage now.

There will be no more raping of women (maybe men). D&D learned their lesson.