/tpg/ Twin Peaks

jump

>>85052933
make?

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>>85052933
HOW'S JOHNNY

OH DOUGIEEEEE

What's up with johnnys teeth

Yeah Albert, get that puss.

HELLO JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

HELLO JOHNNY

True Detective is better.

Objectively.

Based Albert

>GoTfags are missing this masterful episode

H E L L O

J O H N N Y

H O W

A R E

Y O U

T O D A Y ?

>>85053074
>fucks morgue lady
>dies
lynch claims another victim


also
>gordon whispering

aw albert

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Read https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

OTP

HELLO JOHNNY! HELLO JOHNNY! HELLO JOHNNY!

Damn everyone's getting laid

God this episode is full of memes

>>85053092
2nd Season of Twin Peaks >>>>> 2nd Season of True Detective

[HELLLOOOOOoooOOOOs internally]

>4 scenes of violence against women this episode
K I N O

>>85053146

>there's multiple images of Cooper in suit walking around Twin Peaks leaked

Okay retard

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>>85053114
GoT fags are Reddit. Who wants to watch dragon porn

>>85053146
After this episode I am convinced that Coop is better off never getting his memories back

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>this music

was cooper always that ripped?

>>85053146
Wrongaroonie shitposter-san.

Fucking Candy

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>>85052933
its not fair bros

Another scene of a woman being incompetent.

>>85053284
Never watching the first episode?

>>85053296
i want to eat her ass

>>85053353
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

what's memeing in this episode so far? how is the episode

>Candy giving the weather report
My sides

Was Janey a cocktail waitress at a casino when she met Dougie Jones?

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>>85053243
Are you talking about the leaked dream sequence where there is a dream that Cooper walks Laura Palmer to her house? Sorry, but he doesn't get his mind back.
You'll see...

That's bullshit. Candy's in with the insurance guy.

has candy have the tism

>>85053326
*tips fedora*

>Cooper comes back from the lodge with motherfucking super powers
>spends the entire season too retarded to use them

This shit better have a season 4.

>>85053396
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

>>85053405
Candy is gonna get KILLED

This is a great episode full of shit I do not care about

>>85053418
It's stating a fact. It's a theme all throughout the episode.

>>85053392
>missing the episode
Fuck off /got/

>>85053466
I'd rather see her BLACKED

This episode is better than episode 8.

Is this the coworker that Dougie got fired?

for real what is candy's problem

ok episode crashed, what happened after insurance Tony said Douglas Jones

>>85053555
He got fired?

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WOW BEN AND JERRY WOW. They were right. This shit is delicious

>>85053403

There's more than just that bit but okay.

You believe what ya wanna kid.

>>85053556
Bimbo syndrome

>>85053574
They just had him leave

>>85053460
Crappy edit.
This is the original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1nywcksid4

>>85053574
Eddie Vedder popped out and said wait for me until episode 18

>>85053448
>implying Showtime or anyone will fund this crazyness
the executives are probably shitting themselves after watching episode 8

>>85053596
Didnt he? Its the same guy though right? When Dougie did the stairs?

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> this FUCKING MUSIC

shame on you you dead

this tempo music

>>85053668

>Made people sign up for Showtime's streaming service tenfold

It's doing just fine.

jesus did showtime streaming just go to utter shit for anyone else?

Lynch me once, shame on me...

WTF?

>>85053711
I think so, he reminds me of that police asshole from The Whire

WTF

WHAT THE FUCK

wtf senpai

>>85053448
Cooper has always had magic intuition powers.

>>85053555
I dont know but I want to put my baloney into her hine holey.

>>85053765
LYNCH WTF

jesus christ what an episode so far

LAURA'D

A stable of male suitors??
Mexico?????

>>85053805
>>85053802
>>85053775
>>85053814
>>85053843
dude lynch tho

laura...she's the one.

I haven't read this thread and I haven't started the episode,I have oldy seen OP's pic and I want to say I can already see the memes coming and also it's already a better episode than last week's.

>>85053448
>>85053824
This. Cooper's always been psychic.

CUTE!

>I felt it when she hugged me

Aw poor lynch

DAMN!

>>85053888
i meant *only

But oldly is true as well btw

>Mr C by the glass box

>>85053981
this is something
this is really something

More Log Lady!
:(

When were the log lady scenes filmed?

>>85053981
Looks like Heinrich Vogel?

>more log lady

no please, it hurts :(

>>85054055
Dumbland is canon confirmed.

>deputy chief
>hes native american

TRUMAN
TRUEMAN

TRUE MEN!!!

>>85054067
Probably filmed as soon as possible.

TRUMAN = TRUE MAN

Bravo Lynch!

>>85054089
What is it?

TRUMAN = TRUE MEN

>>85053930
my stream crashed for a sec. who did he say this about / who sent the text?

>The Truman brothers are both true men

damn

holy shit this episode went by way too fast

Truman = True Man

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

THICC

>13 minutes of music

PLEASE NO LYNCH

>lodge floor dress

>Chevron outfit
What did she mean by this?

THICC

over already?

fuck

>>85054140
Diane

>>85054050
>>85054067
>>85054084
>>85054099
Writhe in my cage of torment, my friends.

Oh no... look how gay. This is terrible

Hawk's fishing lure earrings make me moist.

LLORANDO GIRL!

wait its not over already right?

Anon want MILKY'S

this bitch is using autune

>>85052933
Literally nothing happened: the episode. Goddamn, this was nothing but fucking filler tonight.

Big ole titties

God damn her voice is good

>>85054248
too soon

Vinnie on the guitar, the guy from Mythbusters on the drums.

>>85054191
makes sense. thanks anon

This episode is what Twin Peaks is, not the episode 8. Well Done Mr Lynch!

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>>85054229
Oh fug, I can hear it in her voice now
She got THICC

>>85054269
you can hear the autotune

Damn audry looks like that?

>>85054269
really beautiful

>>85054229
Holy shit is that her???

>>85054256
WTF you better be joking. So much happened this episode. GTFO and watch your dragon porn.

>>85054256
There were episodes of twin peaks season 1 where less happened

Chill the fuck out idiot
It's 18 hours long, not every episode can be eps 7/8

>>85054247
Yeah, glad I'm not the only one who can hear it.

>>85054098
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>>85054127
>>85054149
someone has to put a stop to all this transphobia

>>85054301
You totally can.

>>85054297
same singer from mulholland drive?

Did the chick at the end use fucking auto tune?

>>85054301
That's called holding a note sweetie.

No credits yet, there's more to come after the song.

lets take this 10 minute song as a good oppourunity to reflect on the epsidoe

Why the fuck waste the last 5 minutes of the actual episode on a song??? It's normally played over the credits

Unbearable music

>>85054386
she used THICC vocals

>>85054360
It will be Denise. Is she an X-Files crossover btw?

>>85054417
You're getting lynched hard, bro.

>>85054417
WRONG

>>85054397
it sounds like fucking Cher

>>85054383
We'll see in the credits but it sounds a hell of a lot like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQnb3HS4hc

13 MINUTES OF MUSIC PLEASE NO

>>85054397
Nah, it's faintly digital.

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Say what you want, but these musical endings are fucking annoying. Why not end with suspense?

>>85054327
Everything of substance could've been condensed into 5 minutes. I'm so fucking tired of Dr. Jacoby and anything with Jerry. He's the most useless character on the show.

North star? What does that mean?

She makes me shiver. Her voice damn!

>>85054176
I wonder if it was on purpose.

LYNCHED

so much autotune in this song jesus christ

Best musical performance so far imo

>>85054417
LYNCHED

>episode ends 8 minutes early
LYNCHED

>>85054397
My TV is up really fucking loud, and you can hear the synthetic shifts.

Can we safely say HBO GoT Lynched?

CREDITS!?!?

>>85054417
>>85054417
LYNCHED

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>mfw Lynch's (originally presumed beta) hoverhand was explained

>that dress
>that background
>that music
>that voice
>It's the LORRANDO singer

This is the fucking best musical number in the entire season. Plebs neet to go back to /got/

>>85054459
it is her

Moby is there too

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lllllooooorrrannndo

>9:52pm
>Episode over

Wtf Lynch cheated us out of 8 minutes of kino

Also why didn't Gordon say anything about seeing Laura?

>>85054459
yep it was her

>ENDING 8 MINUTES EARLY

LYNCHED

>>85054508
>NO STARS
FUCK THIS SHIT

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NO LYNCH NO

Rebekah Del Rio, B R A V O!

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What a great episode.

I'm so glad I chose this door instead of the dragon door.

>MOBY - musician

>>85054528
Agreed

>song written by Lynch

>>85054417
LYNCHED

>written by david lynch

OH BOY MORE TIME FOR PROMOS FOR "I'M DYING UP HERE"

M O B Y

Bretty good episode. I like when Dougie got the pusy.

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Confirmed

All the other episodes had the credits start to roll at like 9:58. It's fucking 9:54 and the whole show is over

vocals mixed so fucking high in that shit song

its fucking over...

>air alongside the most popular show on TV's season premeir
>end your episode on a 15 minute song anyway

bravo lynch

This was one hell of a Dougie episode. I knew it would get lewd once I saw that torso reveal.

>>85054528
LLORANDO**

Kek my spanish sucks

>>85054586
You'll still pirate that white-haired pussy.

HELLO JOHNNY

HOW ARE YOU TODAY

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N00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARSN00OO00OO0O0OSTARS

Richard is /ourguy/

LAURA IS THE ONE

>>85054624
I swear, that show feels like every other fucking premium cable drama out there. It's so boring.

>song written by lynch

No stars means something.

IS ALBERT SECRETLY LAURA AND COLE SAW IT?

NO HAY BANDA

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>we actually got to see Cooper get raped on camera

Fuck the early end, this was a kino episode.

What a load of shit lmao

Who /Candy/ here?

What is Game of Thrones? Was that the title of tonights episode?

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>>85054767

>confirmed that Richard is Audrey and Coop's rapebaby

can someone give me a rundown of his other crimes?

>>85054730
The entire sing sounded symbolic. The first lyric was "I had a dream" and she was talking about going to the "place"

I'm pretty confident that next episode will have some lodge shenanigans, most likely lynch and co being taken by Hastings to the lodge entrance he went to

Who /headache/ here

>15 minutes of padding

Can you faggots admit lynch is a fucking hack and just wanted more money and had no clue how to stretch the show to 18 episodes

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legit the only ep ive been lynched by

>>85054794
it's some season 2 windom earle bullshit

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That motherfucker.

>>85054794
Dragon Pleb Porn.

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SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MY BOOK FAGGOTS

why the fuck was this episode shorter
NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>9 fucking minutes of squeals
Lynch is a hack

>>85054518
this desu, thought it was odd but i guess now it seems like she was overdoing it to him

>>85054730
It means none of the stars of the first two seasons will get more than fan service cameo appearance. No stars.

the best episode yet, plebs will disagree

What a crock of fucking shit. Lynch has gotten way too full of himself

>>85054822
GRAMMA

>>85054829
I anticipated my headache, and took two Advils earlier.

>>85052933
just padded out another episode with that rebekka del rio song. fucker owes me 6 more minutes. watching diane smoke, sweeping the floor of the bang bang. this put the nail in the coffin on my theory that Lynch is padding the series to make sure the episodes last 60 minutes on average and are not an artistic choice but are because of him owing showtime 18 full episodes.

absolutely lynched
amazing episode but
where are the last 5 minutes what the fuck david
reeeeeeee

>>85054518
Based Lynch.

ALBERT AND CONSTANCE ARE CUTE!

>>85054847
Woolie sucks at the game so fucking much.

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>AMZN.WEB-DL already up

the worst episode yet, plebs will disagree

>>85054843
after that ending i'm ready to side with the midget and expose him as an incestuous rapist and murderer

>>85053599
WTF

MOST HORRIBLE PICTURE I´VE EVER SEEN IN /TV/

DELETE THIS, PLEASE

>>85054843
Lynch has a hardon for that singer and wanted to give her similar screentime to her appearance in Mulholland Drive.

>>85054909
Go back to Game of Plebs. Stop spamming this thread with your nonsense.

solid episode but that ending was bullshit. there's no way that passes as anything other than laziness.

jesus what a terrible episode

>>85054928
>MZN.WEB-DL
link

>>85054920
best couple.

>>85054417
FROSTED

>>85054921
His co-hosts ain't helping the situation

>>85054921
I'm like 15 episodes behind but I'm liking it, does the LP get worse?

>>85054955
>implying he's not right
fuck you david

>>85054921

Well, I mean sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out.

>>85054844
same hahahaha

>>85054955
>damage control
The jigs up

I enjoyed the song, and have enjoyed the slow pace of the show in general and Lynch's use of music to establish moods and convey things.

Seriously, what do you guys want? The song was moody as fuck. The series is slow and weird. This episode was pretty fucking weird, and it went places I never would have guessed.

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>>85054920
>character I've always inserted myself as gets qt morguefu
>mfw

why her mic was so high? godamn it

>directs the greatest movie of all time
>showrunner, writer and director on the greatest TV show of all time
Who can even compete with Lynch at this point

I need pictures of Albert and his waifu having a wonderful date.

>>85054955
BUK U DABID

Mfw Jerry Horn stumbled into th black lodge last week and now his foot is evil

>>85054954
Shit, I hope he realized his mistake when they had to autotune that shit to hell and back.

>evil bitch Diane already found out
good

Anyone bothered by the fact that Audrey wound up having a murderer son? She's also presumably off somewhere in the country doing her own thing. Do you think she knows, cares/doesn't care? Is it immoral of her to not do anything about her son or is it rational? Obviously he wasn't a mystery baby because he knows he is of the Horne family.

>>85054984
rarbg to/torrent/4siuy25

>>85054909
Candy killing the fly was the sweeping scene of tonight's episode. The musical act was the musical act, you should be used to those by now.

IS MOBY CANON?

I was screaming KINO as sylvia was in the process of getting btfo

>>85055007
He starts getting competent.

Then he quickly stops being competent.

At one point, a shifty eyed bus driver quite clearly lying to your face in the most passive aggressive tone possible says some obvious bullshit, Woolie immediately hits lie to see what he says, exits, hits truth, despite it clearly being a doubt.

Then without even listening to the second question, hits doubt.

In a row.

>>85055040
I loved the song, I was a bit surprised it was so long but I'm not butthurt about it

>>85055115
Candie
Cianide/hmmmm

she somehow got out of the matrix

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>Janey-E hammering Coop like a piledriver till she came screaming
>My Albert OTP ship came true
>Diane revealed to be a dirty traitor
>a sperg-soothing robot bear
>Harry Dean Stanton playing guitar
>NOOO STARRRRS

This episode was 10/10.

need webm of naomi's back

>>85055040
I could have forgiven it if the song was good or not horribly dubbed autotune garbage. MAYBE if the girl was hot. maybe.

But that combined with all the CANDY bullshit is beyond ridiculous

>>85055082
>mfw all of this stuff is a red herring to make you think something supernatural is going on with jerry, when in reality it's just the horrors of dementia

I want to see dougie's arms flop around again

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Not the best episode but we did get a Laura flashback! She is the one!

C A N D Y
A
N
D
Y

I didn't think the song felt that long. Honestly nothing this season has felt long to me.

>>85055127
Johnny will kill Dick, screencap this

the first half-hour was nonstop action-packed peak kino
remaining 20 minutes dragged

it was like a sugar rush followed by the crash
(any type of sugar you can imagine)

>>85055107
he's the son of a doppleganger, cut him some slack

>>85054955
The amount of dead air and stalling/stretching for time is atrocious. Either it's to fulfill the 18 episode quota, or Lynch is a fucking hack. Take your pick. Horrible pacing isn't suddenly good because it's Lynch.

>>85054467
Because this is a piece of art, not a thrill ride.

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>>85055095
she's literally a doppleganger, here's the real one

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>>85055127
>mfw my dirtbag cousin used to steal money from my grandmother
>mfw her name is also Sylvia

This episode hit me in unexpected ways

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>>85055225
yes

>>85055189
>>Diane revealed to be a dirty traitor
Huh? What did I miss?

>not showing Naomi's bouncing tits

Shit episode

>>85055225
Did you fast-forward through the sweeping scene?

can we all agree that Albert/Morguefu are the best couple in the show

>>85055189
naomi's back is more sexual than I could've anticipated

>>85055229
DICK LAURENT IS DEAD

>>85055069
don't forget songwriter and sound designer

he also does some editing

>>85055117
F U C K I N G M O B Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTSPtjIfpM

how bad will audreyfags be btfo when she finally shows up just for one scene over the phone?

>>85055208
>song not good
shit taste
>autotune
I seriously didn't hear any. She definitely doesn't need autotune

>>85055302

They're the best couple on television.

>>85055107
What makes you think she even recovered from her coma

>>85055262
>Horrible pacing isn't suddenly good because it's Lynch.
because we enjoy
if you not
BTFo or go have your ass fucked by aids raided bob

>>85055216
/our girl/

Really good episode. Getting a little worried the plot is too out there to wrap up in 8 episodes but there's still time if Lynch starts to pull the plot points together. This episode really felt like vintage twin peaks. Still a little miffed about the missing five minutes but oh well, guess I can watch game of thrones

>>85055267
>she has different hair for a photoshoot
>she must be a doppleganger

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>>85055117
Moby's Architectural Blog is canon

>>85055107
He's her and Billy Zanes child but grew up without her in his life due to her being in a coma from the bombing

>>85054538
Fuck these songs, seriously. You want to know why there's 10 minutes of music at the end of each episodes? It's so ads can be added to the episodes when they're resold to other networks for reruns. That way, they can just cut this filler, sprinkle ads throughout and still come in at one hour. It's crass.

>>85055298
desu

>>85055290
I can't even masturbate to these fucking pictures anymore, even after finding out she has tiddy scenes I still come back to these

>>85055298
she already showed dougie her pancakes, we dont need to see any more

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>>85055302
um sweetie...

When will these episodes stop disappointing me

>>85055301
No but I did stare at the one spot he missed. I also thought it was like a minute until someone pointed how exactly how long it was.

Dougie showing up on the news must have triggered some FBI surveillance shit right? There's no way knowledge of doguie won't make it to the FBI

Also, did Cole really see a vision of Laura? Or is it ambiguous, like how we aren't sure if that military lady at the morgue actually saw the Woodsman?If he really saw her, why say nothing to Albert?

>>85055216
It's Candie, you stupid fuck.

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>>85052933
um Excuse me David Lynch. But WHERE the fuck? Is Donna. She was my favourite!

Audrey being the musical guest really through me for a loop

>>85055412
Autism.

>>85055366
>because we enjoy
You'd be shitting on it if it wasn't Lynch, the subject of /tv/ hero worship because you all think he's some subversive filmmaker when he's right below entry level.

>>85055382
the idea that diane is a doppelganger along with coop and jeffries aint such a bad idea homo

>>85055382
that's how it works, in case you haven't noticed yet

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What did he mean by this?

>>85055305
Anorexia really is the bees knees.

It's only the worst episode because the rest have been so good.

Log Lady's message was basically how what we've seen before was only the beginning of how crazy and surreal and intense the next parts are going to be. But we're also going to get Dale back to normal and back to Twin Peaks and the FBI and Dopple Cooper.

Ending song was great. Especially thanks to Moby.

>>85055471
Audrey wishes she looked that good today.

>>85055481
not because Lynch, because all context text or subtext or meta-text

>>85055544
naomi is a qt fragile birdmilf

>>85055284
hello johnny how are you today?

>>85055414
>Also, did Cole really see a vision of Laura?

Of course. We saw his reaction.

>>85055543
DUDE SO WEIRD XD

>>85054930

wrong. This is one of the better episodes, my good anon friend.

There's fire where you are going.

ALBERT IS LAURA CONFIRMED

I KNEW IT

>>85054930
'no'

>>85055115
no candy killing the fly and her behavior elsewhere was slow paced and entertaining so it wasn't padding.

the giant and his realm = not padding. candy = not padding. mauve room = not padding. wally brando = not padding.

guy weeping floor = padding. nine inch nails video = padding. rebkka del rio video = padding. diane smoking = padding.

the musical act usually plays for 30 secs before the credits roll.

>>85055631
Fuck. I always wondered why they were never in the same room at the same time

>>85055040
The show is slow and garbage. Let's have 37 concurrent subplots and make sure only 3 actually contribute anything. Also we need to make sure 1/6th of the show, at minimum, is filled with bloat and the musical guest. Let's also slow the scenes down to about 1/2 the normal speed.

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>>85055666

>>85055543
The long arm of the law is closing in on the jackrabbit (jackalope) palace.

>>85055387
the fucks are at it again

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>>85054822

Offscreen Crimes of Doppleganger Cooper:

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma in hospital after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Executed an FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped Diane and then beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Raped, and murdered Annie
>Murdered a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system

>>85055544
She really does look rough.

NEW

>>85055716
>>85055716
>>85055716

i knew lynch wrote that fuckin song god damnit that was agonizing

>>85055695
Why do you keep watching then retard

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>>85055543
>an arm reaching in
>two trees (evolution of the arm, normal and doppleganger)
Is he just fucking with Michael J Anderson here?

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Autistic so can't make an edit but there's something very important in that picture of the deer Gordon drew before seeing Diane. You can see two trees as it's antlers, and the eye being a perfectly black hole, and what else is in that picture? The hand of a figure just out of sight. A hand that could belong to Bob. I'll elaborate in next post.

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Naomi gave me a huge hard-on in this episode.

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>>85052933
NO STARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikyuADrIsz8

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>lynch lynching lynch

Fucking based

Please, somebody.

Why did Chad hid that letter?

I hate that kind of behaviour. Fuckin asshole

>>85055760
>no criticism allowed
Not who you're replying to, I actually like the show. But let's not pretend it's perfect. His criticisms are valid.

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>>85055543
>>85055768
Continuation, the arm clearly belongs to Bob. Take a look at this picture and then Coles drawing.

lynch is a fucking genius

>countless scenes of brutality against women
>dougie jones - monster orgasm machine
>bimbo swats a fly off a mobsters face
>alfred mackin it to the morgue lady
>lynch doodling something abstract in sharpie
>closes out the episode with the chick singer from mulholland drive

honestly is there anything he cant do?

cooper back yet?

POST GIF OF DOUGIE SEX

>>85055095
she was never raped by cooper
he fucked her into becoming a traitor

>>85055881
Best scene this episode along with Sylvia getting physically assaulted.

>>85055945
Makes sense, I was thinking that too

>>85055914

He's on evil Horne's payroll.

>>85055715
How do you know he killed Annie?

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>>85055592
And a saucy one at that.

>>85056021
Not him, but
>HOW'S ANNIE?

>>85055914
The letter was sent by the witness to Richards crime who automatically admitted to him she reported him, that letter was his insurance and Chad is somehow connected to Rich, to the point where he's keeping him from being caught foe killing the kid.

>>85055762
>two trees

You're stupid.

Spanish is one of the worst Indo-European languages ever imagined. "The Thai of the west"

>>85055107
real twist will be
he's donna's son and she named he richard horne to spite ben for being her father

>>85056021

We've been through this.

Annie knew there were two Coopers. She was the biggest threat to Doppleganger Coop. He would have made killing her priority number one for that reason and also because real Cooper loved her.

If she had made it people wouldn't be finding out just now, 25 years later, that there are two Coopers and "The real Dale is still in the lodge".

>>85055914
>>85056094

Remember guys, Chad paid Richard at the Roadhouse in Part 5, presumably for drugs.

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>>85055715
Garland lived a suspiciously long time incommunicado with his loving family.

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>>85055330
>RAPED AND BEATEN TO DEATH THEN DISMEMBERED AND GRINDED INTO DOG FOOD TO BE FEED TO THE WARDENS DOG BY COOPER

>>85055107

I still believe that itll turn out he's the son of doppelcoop which is why hes so evil, doppelcoop probably cums evil

>angery that music
>angery that 53 minutes
>angery that show doesn't cater to each of my internal desires
>angery that a David Lynch written and directed series is exactly like all other David Lynch movies
>angery about show that I could have not watched or turned off during any of its 53 minutes