What are some The Simpsons jokes that you never got?

>>85052097
That picture is photoshopped. The original pic said "Bort".

>>85052258
Bort's Fort and Sort?

>>85052258
Bort's Tort and Rort?

Whenever a character rolls its eyes

>>85052289
I snorted

>>85052340
WE

Looks like the GoT sticky brought in all the unfunny redditurds...

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>>85052258
>>85052097
Here's the original.

And here's the clip it's from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au1He0_eCkw

>>85052289
>>85052360
No. "Sneed" is form a separate episode.

>>85052340
Eye well knot D-pharoah?

I will not DeSomething

>>85052439
The last drawing is the Sphinx

>>85052439
That's how egyptians represented the historical figure Troy. It's "destroy"

>>85052340
>>85052439
>>85052551
>>85052610
"EYE WELL KNOT D-FACE"

or "I will not deface"

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/lists/blackboard

>>85052551
That doesn't make any sense you mouth breathing mongoloid

>>85052097
That looks, upon closer inspection, photo manipulation

the one that said repeating digits

>I'm the first non-nigger person to travel backwards in time!
Jesus Christ Schwartzwelder, we get it that you're right wing as fuck

>>85052414
great observation fellow 4channitor!

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>I was a fool to think anyone would want these nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg

Chuck's BBC Cuck and Fuck Shed

>>85053029
Does that sign say Bort?

>>85053029
The joke is that America doesn't want to fucking niggers because they're racist. Bit racy for the time.

>>85053173
It says Bortomless Pit.

>>85053309
>formerly Arbuckle Pit
I don't get it

>>85053309
>Bortomless Bit
>Formerly Shortomless

>>85053368
It used to be a bar for numales to meet "bulls" (hence why they called it a barn)

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Is this meant to be a joke?

>>85052258
Bort's Port and Yort?

>>85053557
Hint: peach tea isn't urine yellow.

>>85053368
VHS = "Vulgar Hut of Sneed"

>>85053309
Bottomless Bort

>>85053726
They're trying to get rid of squirrels who look like Abraham Lincoln

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Why did he want revenge on his own grandfather?

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>>85053607
I laughed way too hard at this

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What did Sneed used to sell at his store?

>>85054531
borts

>>85053368

There was a big videotape format war for years in the 70s and 80s between Betamax and VHS tapes with VHS finally winning out and becoming the dominant format for almost two decades. The sign is a reference to the then and now defunct medium of Betamax tapes and how that establishment switched to VHS when Betamax died.

>>85055579
I still don't get it.

>>85055850
>BLURAY BARN
>formerly VHS Village

do you get it now, boyo?

>>85056389
what the fuck is a VHS

>>85056389
Why would someone keep Blu-Rays in a barn?

>>85053726
Its sneeds son

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>>85054531
He used to sell Bort license plates.

>>85052340

why did they need the plus sign in there, if they didn't need it before. it's logical progression left to right, it's not like we'll put the d and end symbol out of order.

It looks like it should be I (will) not dplusface. it makes no sense.

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Well sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls. Where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust.

>>85060843
>Maybe it's the TV

>>85052097
there's a lot "jokes" I never "got", but I wonder if that's a symptom of a simply unfunny show

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>>85053607

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>>85060909
Stupid TV. Be more funny!

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>>85060934
tfw too intelligent to like the simpsons

>>85060843
A Prairie Home Companion

>>85060843
not sure if kidding, but that was supposed to be a jab at prairie home companion, a radio variety/skit/music show that is boring as all fuck but somehow is still airing after a few decades. I'm not sure if they ever did television, though.

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So long dental plan

I can't imagine growing up in the 70s and the best thing on TV is the stupid Simpsons. My generation is so lucky

>>85053557

This is shopped. I saw this episode today, it's a swear jar full of money

>>85062436
are you retarded or autistic?

>>85053368
Formerly Chuck's

>>85053029
Not even a whole in the ground will accept said photos, I guess.

>>85060843
kek

>>85062807
Sleazy Motel
Formerly Sneezy's
Formerly Cheesy's

>>85062807
>Hourly adult
>Rates movies

>>85053976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQKFoUdk4g

>>85053601
Hint, urine isn't bright yellow. If your urine is bright yellow like that. Drink more or go to the doctor, something is seriously wrong with you. It should be almost completely clear.

>>85054531
Feed and seed, you fucking idiot

>>85062807
The joke is that the word "sleazy" is spelled out by the fact that a couple of the illuminated letters in the motel's name, "Sleep-Eazy", are broken.

"Sleazy" is a word that is often used to describe run-down hospitality venues

>>85063594
I don't understand.

>>85053726
lawnmower man right