>>85048748
>mfw only 5 minutes left
What the fuck is Euron wearing?
He looks like a gay biker kek
>two good hands
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
ED SHEERAN
D
S
H
E
E
ran
TWO GOOD HANDS
Isn't there usually some autist spamming pizza in these fast moving stickies?
That montage was fucking disgusting.
Euron is so miscast.
KEK'D
How is Euron supposed to win treasure and glory by supporting the sinking ship that is the Lannisters? It would be a defensive war and Cersei probably wouldn't tolerate independence for the Iron Islands. Oh he just wants to marry Cersei what the fuck
Haha poo is so funny.
is euron wearing jeans lol
>>85052856
/pol/ ruined this site a long time ago friend
>>85052805
HE SHOULD HAVE BROKEN INTO THE SHOW MUST GO ON RIGHT THERE
>>85052702
post magnet
how far in are you guys? im at 41 minutes
But Euron doesn't EVEN HAVE THE iron fleet!
He had to rebuild it.
>>85052889
lmao
>>85052786
Holy fucking shit nigger
>shitposts in shota general(hxh thread)
>shitposts in spic general(dbs thread)
And now you're shitposting here?
>>85052306
this show also encourages incest, child murder, and black magic
Is Euron wearing YSL what the FUCk
NOT SO FAST D&D
*announces TWoW*
>The iron islands is nothing but rocks and bird shit
THEN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BUILD THOSE SHIPS?
>I decline
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
>TWO GOOD HANDS
TWO GOOD HANDS
HAHAHAHAH how the fuck is the game of thrones even real nigga hahahahhahaha just let kingdoms be independent nigga hahaha like just decentralise westros hahahhahaha
why does euron literally look like a brit rockstar
>>85052906
He's playing this part really uninteresting
He's a good actor but not for this part
So how did he build a 1000 ships so fast wtf???
What an episode. I'm speechless.. this writing man
/OURGUY/ SAM IS HERE, YES
>>85052938
LOOTING
>Litteraly shit now
pottery
>Euron is an ebin meme man
for fucks sake
Anyone watching this dragon shit is missing out on the pure kino of Twin Peaks episode 10. That dragon shit you're posting about is pure cringe.
THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY A JOKE
>this fucking thread
KINO
I
N
O
>>85052930
He sinks it next episode mate.
Dany's fleet goes bye bye along with a significant chunk of her manpower and advisors.
I kinda like this sam montage desu
You all are going to see sam cleaning up shit in a few seconds
haha
poop
DUDE
U
D
E
POO
O
O
LMAO
M
A
O
Post more of eurons gay biker look
what acting is this?
>>85052949
With the aid of twenty good men
>>85052906
He's literally just Boomerang from Suicide Squad.c
>>85052848
>all the alleged kings and queens are killed
>all the white walkers are killed
>a group comes forward and takes the reigns of the government as a republic
>1000 years of peace and prosperity
T W O
W
O
G O O D
O
O
D
H A N D S
A
N
D
S
>>85052938
ROCKTREES
Sam is a bitch
fuck that fat fuck
>people literally starving to death everywhere
HOW IS SAM STILL SO FAT?
>MR TWO GOOD HANDS AKA MR STEAL YO BITCH
euron's actor is fucking shit
d&d didnt capture his character at all
That's where they keep the elder scroll
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>OLDTOWN
get me out
>>85052775
No, sorry, it doesn't make sense. Poor, bloodthirsty vikings don't realistically have the money or the interest in such ship designs.
>>85052917
And a leather jacket
>>85052968
pol dropped trump a while ago anon
>>85052938
20 GOOD IRONMEN
They should have gone all in for Euron and gave him eyeliner and lipstick
jesus christ what is that outfit
GILLY ABOUT TO FIND THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE AND THE CURE FOR GREYSCALE
>>85052968
Did you draw this
F I L L E R
>>85052968
Not really
Close your eyes and this Sam scene sounds like a Wicks advert.
>>85052832
he's an eternal cuck
>this fucking montage
LOL FARTS AND POOP
THE MORE SHE SHAT
BRRRRRRRAAP>>85053020
>bowl of brown
>>85053001
>a group comes forward and takes the reigns of the government as a republic
Led by Sam Tarly
>I HOPE ITS A GIRL
GIROL POWER !11111
all fucking greyjoys must fukken hang
>>85052947
He looks like 1989's top shoegazer band lead singer
WHAT THE FUCK IS SAM DOING
TWO GOOD HANDS
we must meme this
>>85052881
Did i stutter faggot?
DUDE, SHIT LMAO
staying faithful to George's writing style at least
>>85052967
It always has been a joke. Only lonely neckbeards watch this garbage.
POOP JOKES
LITERALLY EMMY-AWARD WINNING
why are there chains on the bookcase?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>85051927
Shut the fuck up you cunt my monitor isn't HDCP compliant or I'd be watching it right now because of my fucking subscription, the problem is HBO has some fucking retarded cunts at the helm that are so paranoid of privacy they put up restrictions on their streaming services so lazy cunts like me who don't want to shell out for a useless HD monitor get fucking screwed
HBO doesn't deserve my money. They're a fucking shell with shit shows that I can just pirate anyway. This was the last straw tbqh, cancelling subscription now, HBO is fucking worthless
those were some pretty realistic looking turds
good job
What I did to you and what I want from you now and why you still want to work with me
>they are literally spelling everything out
This scene is lmao
>it's a poop episode
>sam cleaning out a shitter
I though George wasn't writing episodes anymore?
>>85052968
lol not really, faggot.
B R O W N
W A T E R
This montage is what we waited a year for?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>shoveling shit
Glad to see time hasn't changed academics
someone remix his gagging
>>85052949
Jesus metaphor
This show is fucking garbo
>>85052938
have you not been paying attention?
THEY.
DO.
NOT.
SOW.
What's that maester's name?
What's that maester's name?
What's that maester's name?
What's that maester's name?
WE REQUIEM FOR A DREAM NOWWW
ARYA: IM GOING TO KILL THE QUEEN!!!!!
L M F A O
WE FEMME PROWER NOW
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
cringe
>>85053018
GOOD
BE MORE OF A KEK SAME "WISE" ADHAAHAH
BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Is this kino?
>this shit scene
10 minutes of this literal shit montage
I cant believe this
HAHAHAHAHA POOP JOKES RIGHT
POOP
PEE PEE POO POO
IT'S A BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP EPISODE
STOP WITH THE SAM STORY
what the fuck dabib
wtf is this filler shit
no one care about this shit literally
HAHA SCAT JUST LIKE THE BOOKS xD
>>85053060
Did I ask any questions, shitdick?
>>85051704
...and now 2 minutes on shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MONTAGE
all that poop
why do they eat out of the chamberpots
>Crappiest part of the show
what a disgusting montage
>13 episodes left
>spend 5 minutes on poop
this show is done
>>85052932
I am literally everywhere
>>85053013
Because GRRM is still fat
>>85052989
poor acting due to budget cuts
more money went to refugee charities
This is fucking garbage. Can't believe I waited a year for this shit. Thought this season would be different because its only 7 episodes. Fuck D&D
GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
POTS
BRAP KINO, BRAVO D&D
>literal filler shit
HAHAHAHA SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA
bran only got that one tiny scene this episode :(
fuck women.
>montage
>still hasn't lost any weight
what the fuck is happening?
>library that huge
>constantly putting books away in the exact same place
DROPPED
WOW SO THIS IS THE POWER OF GOT
Sam is remarkably clean cut in a fantasy world where electricity doesn't exist
wow this episode is such a shitshow
alright this is just lazy. there was something that separated GoT from other shows, but it is no longer there.
HAHAHA POOP SO GROSS
GEORGE IS STILL WRITING FOR THE SHOW CONFIRMED
>>85053091
Clever kek.
is that measter whats-his-face?
>90% of season 6 was shit
>People are surprised this sucks
Reminder that we're half way through
>>85053154
Exactly...
DUDE POOP LMAO XDDD
>this fucking episode and obviously season
>>85052938
>THEN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BUILD THOSE SHIPS
WITH TWO GOOD HANDS
what a shitty episode
>>85053100
So you're telling me they stole all those ships?
From who?
How?
Fucking christ why do I even bother with this show
IS THIS ONE HOUR OR TWO
IS THIS ONE HOUR OR TWO
IS THIS ONE HOUR OR TWO
IS THIS ONE HOUR OR TWO
IS THIS ONE HOUR OR TWO
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.Dragonstone.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.Dragonstone.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.Dragonstone.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.Dragonstone.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E01.Dragonstone.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
HAHAHAHA YOURE A LUCKY MAN BECAUSE HES A KEK YOU SEE KEK TO STONK WOMYN
what is this berny hill eresque shit?
>>85053154
>this is the reason the first episode is 65 minutes
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
LITERALLY A SHIT SHOW
This montage perfectly sums up the show
Hahaha oh wow ebin
POOP SCENE WAS THE SPOILER FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON
>>85053218
One
>>85050014
fat slob just scrubbed shit, and is in charge of touching books in the library
*farts offscreen*
TORMUND'ED
DUDE BRIENNE IS THE STRONGEST LMAO
we're like the people at the twins
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
>DUBSTEP SLAVE MONTAGE
ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY SEVEN WHAT
Game of Thrones music video, ft. shit artist.
>>85053226
>35 minutes in and literally nothing has happened
JIM FUCKING BROADBENT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPBRAPBRAP
here goes half of the episode
>>85053091
[dueling banjos intensifies]
fuck i'm late, i thought was an hour later for the premiere
>this intro scene telegraphed as fuck
147?
>>85053275
Shit montage was pretty great
>It's a take all the cool shit and make it boring season
>AGAIN
>>85053256
lmao
the cut that montage on sky im watching stream + sky at same time
what montage are you faggots talking about
ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY SEVEN
>Ed Sheeran
>>85053275
Did you not watch the beginning?
i stayed up for this shit
its 3am in Berlin
Gas the fatties, BMI war now
WALL COMING DOWN "FORSHADOWING"
I HAVE COPROPHOBIA THANKS A LOT D+D
>>85053268
Units
THIS DIALOGUE IS SO FUCKING BAD
BASED JIM
AW YEAH TIME FOR
B A E L I S H
A
E
L
I
S
H
How in the fuck did they miscast Euron this badly? NOTHING, fucking NOTHING works for him. Do they just hate the Greyjoys?
did the leaks say who's gonna get her tits out this season
best part of the episode is ed sheerans singing voice lmao
STONEHEART??????????????
BIG BUSHY BEARD
>>85053308
Sam in India
Jesus fucking christ the restricted section, like harry fucking potter
>tfw remember speculation that this actor was gonna play howland reed
Oh my god WHO THE HELL CARES
poor pod
admit it /tv/
the shit scene was kino
>>85053308
The BRRRRRRRRRRAP montage. Classic. You couldn't have missed it.
ED SHEERAN LMAO
HARRENHALL
>>85053349
nice xddd
>>85053339
>Do they just hate the Greyjoys?
Fuck the ironiggers.
>5 minutes of literal shit with highly detailed turds
>Ed Sheeran
What the fuck has happened to shit shitshow?
End my life.
fat guy is such a cuck
>tormund and brienne
STOP
Dynasty is word of the day
ED
SHEERAN
IN
GOT
OMG
SLAYYYYY
>worst place in the world
Kingslanding B T F O
>>85053339
It's less the casting than the writing, direction, and wardrobe.
THE WALL HAS STOOD THROUGH IT ALL
IF THEY DO SHIT
YOU
MUST CLEAN IT
RAPE HER
>white walkers are just westeroses version of global warming
>>85053341
Arya but she's skinwalking
>>85053384
>his wife's son
he literally is
Is that fucking ed sheeran??
L I T E R A L
S H I T S H O W
>why aren't you happy? you were raped in the pooper and being intruded by my inconsistent accents but why aren't you happy?
What the fuck is Baelish lord of anymore?
>Ed Sheeran out of nowhere
god damn
>>85053379
They call him Shitwell Tarley
We've now wasted at least 10% of the episode on Sam cleaning shit and re-enacting Harry Potter scenes.
>>85053248
THOSE BOOKS ARE MARKED!!
>>85053397
DINasty
>we are not north or south we live for different reasons
Every fucking character says some unique identity shit so that fans can align with some factions
HOW IS PODRICK STILL A SHIT FIGHTER?
I like the Archmaester scene at least.
>>85053425
Where?
What was the point of that monologue? That the wall can't fall?
YAS KWIEN
Why are the religious characters always the most reasonable people in the show? I thought GRRM was a progressive.
>>85053352
that actually something libraries in monastaries and churches had. the information was considered top secret or contained original copies. sometimes artifacts.
>>85053397
IT'S DIE-NESTY
NOT DIN-ESTY
DUDE BETRAY YOUR BROTHER LMAO
SEE, THE WALL WON'T WORK, DRUMPFKINS
IT'LL JUST FALL OVER LOLOLOL
DRUMPF BTFO
DUDE CELEBRITY CAMEO LMAO
WE SIMPSONS NOW
>tfw spent the whole year posting in off-season /got/ FOR THIS
I thought Littlefinger got banished. WTF?
THIS FUCKING SWORD FIGHT
just started watching, sansa is just a stupid fucking cunt bitch who has nothing worth to say, the only reason she's talking is because of screeching roasties crying about muh rape so D.D literally rewrote the script to make a character that literally doesnt matter, matter
>Have stream open in other tab while literally shitposting here
>Le ebin poop montage
>It sounds like the start of "Money" by Pink Floyd, only with shit instead
>>85053384
Shut up. A real man raises his wife's son.
it's another stronk wymym scene
>ed sheeran
they really are just pandering to women at this stage in this show aren't they?
>>85053414
GRRM coming out on the last episode and talk about the dangers of global warming
/pol/ BTFO
Who was ed Sheehan in this episode?
rob and sansa have my vote for only hope for westeros
Rodrick still isnt dead yet?
Oh shi- here comes that lovin' feelin
WHERE IS VARYS
>The Maesters want the apocalypse to happen so they have something interesting to think about
OUR GUYS
oh look it its ron weasly
>>85053450
youll see him
ABORT YOUR WHITE MALE CHILDREN REMEMBER GOYS
Fuck Ed Sheeran
How did he hear that story? Only the hound and brienne were there.
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.
THE FUCKING LEAKS WERE SO ACCURATE
LADY SANSA I'M HARRENHALL
>SHE BEAT THE HOUND IN SHHINGLE COMBAT
>>85053452
Yes, or at least he believes the Night's Watch won't lose
wtf ed
>>85053497
The only good character
>CIA IS SO OLD, HIS VOICE CREAKS
Reading this sticky is the most cancerous thing I've ever seen. Is this what Reddit is like all the time?
>>85050392
you must be fun at parties
>It's a CIA scene
is that the nia from this is england
>>85053478
>>It sounds like the start of "Money" by Pink Floyd, only with shit instead
uncanny
>>85053314
who is this beauty midget i wanna bang her!
>I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
OHLY SHIT OKAY KMAN CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU ALREADY TOLD THAT IN EVERY FUCKING SEASON JUST STHUT THE FUCK UP
>>85053478
Oh, fuck you, it does...
>>85053452
every winter ends it's not a big deal
there goes all the tension i guess
>>85053499
They're like /pol/
Arya's first order of business in the season is to summon all the Freys using the face of Walder whom she executed last season, and - after sending all the women out - proposes a toast, poisoning the lot.
Littlefinger also tries to play Arya off against her sister, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb under duress of the Lannisters; but Sansa sees through him - with the help of Bran - and has him executed... with Arya as executioner.
Another character making a return is Jorah, who is cured of his greyscale by Sam, who had discovered an account of an old maester in Oldtown who had cured himself.
Sam and Bran also discover Jon's true heritage, and that his real name is Aegon. Gilly meanwhile stumbles across the information that Rhaegar's marriage was annulled, and that he remarried Lyanna Stark, legitimizing Jon's claim on the throne further. A flashback to that wedding will also be shown.
Early on, the Lannister army attacks Dorne and Highgarden, wiping out what remains of houses Martell and Tyrell.
Lady Olenna admits to Jaime she killed Joffrey, and Jaime allows her to take her own life by drinking poison.
On the way back, Dany ambushes part of the Lannister army - defeating them despite their possession of anti-dragon artillery, designed by Qyburn.
Tyrion meanwhile begins to worry about Dany's temperament, after she tells Drogon to burn some Westeros lords - including Sam's father Randyll - for refusing to kneel before her.
As for the Ironborn, Euron meets and destroys Yara's fleet, taking her prisoner while Theon narrowly escapes. Euron also kills two of the Sand Snakes and captures Ellaria, presumably after forging an alliance with Cersei.
But after being freaked out by the wight, Euron - who asked if they could swim and got a negative reply - returns to Pyke.
Theon eventually meets with Jon Snow, who only allows him to live because he saved Sansa.
Fucking Ed Sheeran singing a song, MY FUCKING IMMERSION
Television is fucking garbage. Look at that shitty change in scenes when they don't have books to go off on.
Am I a blind fuck
Where was Ed Sheeran
But what if Salsa... wargs into a shoe?
PEACE AND QUIET
>>85053528
J U S T
U
S
T
>>85053512
pod the rod was there
so fucking boring
C A M E O
A
M
E
O
CIA
I
A
>Ed Sheeran
fucking why
How the fuck does he know Silver-Tongue's song
Sansa has been effectively brainwashed by Littlefinger, hasn't she?
>I'm going to kill the queen
Why would she say that?? This writing is so bad!
ED SHEERAN WTF LOL
>>85050857
Only the ones loyal to Yara and Theon, Euron has his own following
>ed sheeran
what the fuck is this?
>>85053414
climate change is real, it's like there's a burning nuclear furnace we revolve around that has cycles and sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>85053554
He was the one singing
How are you sandniggers so far ahead. Stop spoiling.
It's mating season for bears
>>85053455
because religious scholars and histories greatest logicians were some of the most reasonable people who helped establish scientific method and the modern court systems.
>Who is Robert Arryn
>40 minutes in and nothing has happened except a brrrrrraaaaap montage
SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED SHARK JUMPED V
What does Littlefinger want from Sansa?
>>85053565
I think he even has a combover
SINGING THE SONG THE BARD WROTE FOR TYRION AND SHAE.
That was some pretty good singing
he wants that sansa pusy
What the fuck happened to Brand and Meera did everyone just forget about them????
A R Y A
>beat a man who's injured and has been traveling for hundreds of kms
yeah right
THE HOUND IS BACK BABY
LITTLEFINGER WANTS THE BAD POOSY
Redhead guy
It's over lads. Why the fuck
>>85053584
It's The Bastard Executioner all over again!
>>85053500
Cheeky
>I know exactly what he wants
BANE
WAH THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>85053444
he a bitch ass nigger
Arya is gonna bang that ginger
>ed sheeran song
JUST
H O U N D
O
U
N
D
>>85053605
Get a decent stream, burger.
FUCKING ED SHEERAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85053554
some streams are ahead it seems
>ED FUCKING SHEERAN
You've gotta be fucking kidding me
>>85053605
ARYA IS ON THE WAY TO KILL THE QUEEN
oh for fuck's sake the hobgoblin is back
ITS ACTUALLY ED SHEERAN WTF
Is Ed Sheeran /ourguy/?
>>85053414
Except that the walkers are real
>GUEST STARRING ED SHEERAN AS LANNISTER MOOK 4!
eh shereen...
>>85053620
You just summed up GOT.
Songs are the the show's only redeeming q-
woah.. hes a big guy
>Baelish still alive
What the fuck Jon??¡!!! HE KILLED YOUR FUCKING NOT FATHER
Is this the scene with all the family and friends of the producers?
Is that Ed Sheeran?
>ED FUCKING SHEERAN
ED FUCKING SHEERAN
>ED FUCKING SHEERAN
ED FUCKING SHEERAN
>ED FUCKING SHEERAN
ED FUCKING SHEERAN
>ED FUCKING SHEERAN
ED FUCKING SHEERAN
>>85053497
Swimming in the sea, letting his tail free.
Varys the Merman.
LITERAL ED SHEERAN CAMEO
UNIRONICALLY FANGIRLING SO HARD
So, leaks were legit?
Dropping this shit show.
I hate how they're making the conniving characters like Littlefoot and Theon that GRR had big plans for into limp dogs. This writing is so lazy.
>ed sheeran gets obliterated by the hound
WEW CANT WAIT
>celebrity cameos
>Top knot hairstyle BTFO
look at this scene right now
we have seen this before, how the dialogue turns out nothing fucking new
Arya scene wasn't bad
what the fuck was the point of that celebrity cameo though
Date rape incoming
When the fuck was this ed sheeran cameo, I couldnt spot him
>>85053620
>SUNSET FOUND SAM SQUATTING IN THE LIBRARY
>>85053675
give it a second anon...
SHE'S GONNA BTFO ALL THE MEN RIGHT
>>85053623
the friendzone
>>85053653
how do they know that song, you know the one that a character who wasn't in the show wrote to blackmail tyrion and didn't sing to anyone
>Ed Sheeran
DRINKING AGE ? WTF
Sounds like I'm not missing much hereRemember to like and subscribe to my blog
>>85053623
Her salsa
le ed sheeran
LMAO
JFHKJGGGKJRTKHGKJGTKJGTJGJKKJGKJGKJGJKKJ
SAY IS WITH ME
LADS = GOD
Ed Sheeran cameo??? Why??
>>85053673
Disgusting WHY
was that an asian lannister soldier int he background KEK
what the fuck? mediocre pop writer singer? how fucking jumped is this shark right now?
When's the rape?
EVO > GoT
CELEBRITY CAMEOS
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GOT
Daily reminder that we're supposed to get a cameo from these guys this season.
>thats a pretty song
>its the new one
K I N O
I
N
O
Is that the retarded little cunt from This is England?
It really is amazing how they manage to accomplish next to nothing in 40 minutes
THOROS
H
O
R
O
S
>ed fucking sheeran
I'm not sure this can get all that much worse in just one episode
CIS KEKS ABOUT TO GET KEKED
Dolorous Ed (Sheeran)?
>>85053623
a finger holder
>>85053721
it dropped on HBO go a minute before it aired on tv. You'll see it
going to watch tomo
has the hound had a scene?
>>85053767
you fucking liar don't get my hopes up
>>85053767
the kitty too? :3
Does Westeros have drinking laws?
>Ed sheeran
Stopped watching right there
WHATS THE FUCK IS THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>85053733
seriously what the eff
DUDE LANNISTER SOLDIERS ARE LIKE HUMAN TOO LMAO
Unironically who the hell is Ed Sheeran?
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNET DO
Ed Sheeran and Arya canon couple
YAAAAAAAAAAS
HE WISHES HE HAD A BABY GURL
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>>85053771
Shaun
>>85053792
He's on now.
>>85053792
hound scene right now senpai
>7 soldiers
>1 woman
no rape
casual conversation
right
>>85053751
Literal simpsons-tier cameos
>>85053670
>>85053605
The whole show has been ripped from the web, links are already posted
>>85053767
>"The gang sits on the iron throne."
You boys have got it already right?
She looks like a cute boy
PUT ON A FUCKING HOOD
>>85053767
Are you fucking serious
GENDRY?
>>85052459
Basically.
Here ya Danish fuck, hold this scrambled mess of character together, he was the finest example of grrms writing but the jellyjew squad had to make jimmie lannister theirs
>>85053767
>For the nightman is dark and full of horrors
>the Lannister soldiers are suddenly cute and sweet so we feel bad when they get killed
>>85053690
He's leaning you dolt. CIA is like 3cm taller than sonsa
This is the moment of truth for Arya. If she kills these dudes she's a definite bad guy.
She's dead isn't she?
>>85053763
>>85053767
It's not a cameo you retards
>>85053804
THIS
EVEN THE BOYS PERPETUATE THE PATRIARCHY
KILL THEM
ALL MEN MUST DIE
BUT WE ARE NOT MEN
YAS QUEEN!
>>85053813
he is in love with the shape of you
>>85053813
Google it
>>85053813
Faggot singer sitting besides arya wiht the super blonde hair and the not fucked up face
>>85053767
fuck, i hope not
ROB SCHNEIDER CAMEO WHEN?
>>85053767
They'd have made good Freys
>>85053767
Dennis would make a great Lannister.
>>85053829
already watching it you slowpoke
>I'm going to kill the queen
Was that a real scene? That felt like something out of a bad action b-movie.
>Suddenly the forests aren't find with gangs of murdering rapists.
>getting drunk with a bunch of dudes
>even the random lannister soldiers shilling for girl power
jesus christ
>Ed sheeran
I'm fucking dead
HELLO RED DIT
>>85053792
yes
>Boy or Girl?
OK WOW THAT'S PRETTY PROBLEMATIC
i feel sick that i waited so long and this is what i get
>>85053841
Nice cock reveal
WHY
IS
THERE
SO
MUCH
SAM
IN
THIS
EPISODE
>>85053841
I SEE A FUCKING PENIS
HOPE IT'S A GIRL
WAIT I THOUGHT THE HOUND WAS DEAD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>only a few episodes left
>we're wasting time with this irrelevant shit
>>85053820
>>85053822
fuck....
i knew i should have just watched it
>>85053813
Numale millennial singer
>>85053797
It's true. D&D both made a cameo in their last season so they're coming out in this one.
>"YOU DON'T WANNA GO KINGS LANDING, IT'S FULL OF PAKI BASTARDS"
Who here ships Aryed?
8 soldiers and a young strange girl in the forrest, what could go wrong?
>>85053841
Fucking kek
>>85053849
Yeah he was hired for pure acting skill you fucking tard.
>>85053813
Some limey cunt monetizing being heartbroken
>im going to kill the queen
What if we deleted this awful show and just went back to waiting for a new book
>>85053844
this
what a fucking joke of a writing
>>85053881
Rapists run away when an army marches through
>im going to kill the queen
WOW NICE ONE ARYA
>westeros has a legal drinking age
bravo d and dee
>im going to kill drumpf!
CLEGANE HYPE
REMEMBER GOYS GOD DOESNT EXIST AND THERE IS NO JUSTICE ON EARTH SO ABORT YOUR MALE CHILDREN BECAUSE SHIKSAS I MEAN GIRLS ARE BETTER
>>85053866
nah his face is still fucked up
>Are you old enough to drink?
It's a fucking medieval setting
>>85053866
>ed sheeran
>the not fucked up face
>>85053889
cringed
stannis back yet?
i wish i was watching twin peaks
literally nothing has happened
>half way through
>still no fatleesi
>>85053885
this is the new state of GOT
Yo this ad for Valerian looks pretty fucking good.
>>85053792
CLEGANE
>Let's not go in there
The Hound's redemption arc incoming?!
I want sansa to have many red headed babies, she is CUTE
I'm a ginger and we could have good looking gingers together, WE WILL RISE!
>powerful woman agenda pushing
>celeb cameos
>biggest show on tv
Gurm tying the noise as we speak
>>85053703
you're not a grill you fat homo
this is literally the worst and most cringeworthy television program I have ever watched.
>>85053489
haven't you been watching? Sansa's been played by Ed Sheeran this entire time
Why are posts getting deleted?
>INB4 HARDCOREGANGBANGS.COM FEATURING ARYA
LOOK
WOMEN AND MEN CAN BE FRIENDS LMAO NO FUCKING
SHE IS THE LEADER OF THE C UCKS NOW
We interrupt GoT to bring you a medieval slasher movie.
Can't believe they're not rapists or something.
>>85053841
I knew it. I've been here way too long.
>>85053914
Where is the hound? How is there that much fucking snow there?
BASED BERIC AND THOROS SCENE
The future is female and old white men shitting. Get over it, /pol/tards.
Literally nothing is happening
>>85053914
I could've fucking sworn it was him
>>85053841
Obvious man with that flat ass
>>85053590
They had piano in the last seasons finale so its shouldn't be that surprising.
>>85053879
the only good thing was that she didn't just kill them all out of the blue for no reason
>>85053947
I know, it was barely a hundred years ago when they gave whiskey to children to make them sleep
OI ARYA SHOW US YOUR ID
>>85053936
the army are the rapists fool
BALD CUNTS BTFO
>He is lemon cloak now
I thought you were the Hound not fucking Scooby Doo
>>85053920
you just agreed with me, you dense cunt
I'M GONNA KILL DRUMPF!!!
KLUMPFLETS BTFO
HAAHAHA
Is the hound /ourguy/?
based beric
kek topknot
CLEGANE
i thought the hound was dead?
Let me guess Arya do not realize those are Lannister soldiers.. this is so stupid
>>85053962
this.
where is Kelly C?
Just looked at the time .... what a fucking shit episode, it's basically over
the writing is so so bad
HIPSTER TOPKNOTS BTFO
>they cut Lady Stoneheart for *THIS*at least beric is based
>>85053884
dojuins fucking when
>drunk impregnation splitroasting mindcontrol
>>85053813
never heard of the faggot either, must be a cocksucker
>most popular show in years
>absolutely no need for celeb cameos
>oh look it's meh sheeran
what does he have to do with the show
are D&D teenage girls?
>>85053878
Now the Hound has access to detailed magic visions in the fire somehow. FUCK this
Beric is /myguy/.
>>85054025
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
>MODS
MODS
bald cunt
>>85053984
I want this to happen, and I want it to beconsensual.
>baldshaming
wtf D&D
#!Z65WgL5L!ovB81tIWSnGeetYmwhnS0aK_JFfI9z4hwGwRlJz7sRs
its up btw
>westerosi know about topknots
fucking d*d putting new york hipster slang into a medievil setting script
THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>THE HOUND CAN READ FIRE NOW
>reddit loves the ed sheeran cameo
fucking hell
>>85053914
Damn that was a good fucking movie!
bald cunt
LANNISTERS, BANTS AND KEKOLDS
LANNISTERS, BANTS AND KEKOLDS
>>85054061
hahahhahaha
>>85053733
That scene was so fucking jarring
>>85054044
She realises who they are, they just happen to be nice people and she's morally conflicted.
>Are you old enough to drink?Bronze
Are there underage drinking laws in westeros now?
>tfw not invested in GoT and was expecting a dumpster fire
>still can't believe how much this sucks ass
>>85054048
it's an extra long episode so that they could fit the poop montage
You're a retard if you think they'd have anything sexual or rapey when it involves ed sheeran, i'm sure it was written into his contract
>>85053813
The biggest male pop star in the world.
Is that fucking ed sheeran?
Wtf
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
which one is Ed Sheeran?
>>85054081
how do you know this then?
>>85054061
one of the young whores on the show was probably getting split by him and his promotions manager got him a comeo
>>85054075
So could Stannis
What happened? What did the Hound see? My internet crapped out.
what the fuck nearly all this writing is exposition
>>85054044
Maybe you're stupid.
>>85054132
fat ginger
>>85054061
He kinda looks like a peasant tier foot soldier though.
Definitely doesn't have the face of nobility.
>Stream plays about 1 second of show ever 15-20 seconds
I have no fucking clue what's even happening
>most filler
>Hound and Beric
>the songs and riding are comfy
>they have to let strong independent girl join the group
>>85054081
OUT OUT OUT
GET OUT
GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA HERE, FOLKS
>>85054051
just bald
>>85054143Cleganebowl
>>85054132
The guy with the scars on his face.
GUYS IT'S THE HOUSE OF THAT FARMER THAT HELPED CLEGANE AND ARYA!!!!!!!!!1
Lads
why is the hound the best character
Thoros voice is nice.
Berric is the best character in this show
here's another post about Ed Sheeran
>>85054143
Ed sheeran
>>85054116
>mfw Princess Principal is better than anything on /tv/
>>85054143
i think it's the house that he and arya stole from a couple seasons ago
>>85054143
the army of the dead
nothing special
Why is this episode so Christian and Churchy?
>>85054132
The singing ginger
>ctrl+f ed sheeran
>37 results
Yes people, it's Ed Sheeran, get over it. There's nothing wrong nor offputting about having a change in casting like this.
>Big Boss cameo
ok i'm done with this shit! i'm leaving
I hate this show so fucking much you guys.
>*poop montage followed by celebrity cameo*
great show guys
>>85054144
so dumb Americans can follow the story
Thinking back when have random Lannies ever been bad guys?
They've always been the nicest troops
Literally nothings happening at all.
Aren;t there only like 6 episodes this season? Why is it so fucking slow?
>>85050014
HBO is with a open signal for any cable television, repeating HBO is open, idk if there is other way to watch a cable channel, but the signal is open, you don't have to pay
>>85054144
Didn't you hear? You're supposed to tell not show
stanis rebirth when?
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED GET HYPE
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED GET HYPE
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED GET HYPE
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED GET HYPE
I could actually tolerate this season if it was nothing but the Hound and the band of baldcunts.
TOP KNOT
>>85054135
just read teh replies itt
>>85054215
>Yes people, it's Ed Sheeran, get over it. There's nothing wrong nor offputting about having a change in casting like this.
Wasting all that time on a scene that served no purpose other than to show Ed Sheeran is annoying.
So now that we know the leaks are real, what moment are you waiting to see people react to the most?
>still no tits
DROPPED
>Season finale
>Arya about to kill Cersei
>A wild Lucius Vorenus appears
>"This is for Rome"
>Decapitates Arya with a Fasces and gives a Roman Salute
>Credits
>nuh nuh nuh-nuh nuh nuh
Top knot wearers BTFO
What the fuck is the lighting in this scene?
GILLY LEARNS TO READ AND SAVES THE DAY YAY WOMYN!
GILLY LEARNS TO READ AND SAVES THE DAY YAY WOMYN!
GILLY LEARNS TO READ AND SAVES THE DAY YAY WOMYN!
He see's CLEGANEBOWLLLLL HYPE
>>85054178
Way to re-use the set.
What a fucking ass pull
>>85054188
>not thoros
May R'hllor show mercy upon your soul.
ice
a wall of ice
THE wall
>>85054179
Because he's /k/ + /fit/ + /pol/ in a nutshell. An autistic faggot who is socially removed from reality.
>>85054250
It served the purpose of showing humanity of common soldiers, and that Arya still has got some great humor.
>nice song, ed t.arya
ed sheeran looks directly at the camera
>thanks. it's a new one
Kill me.
Gilly is perfect :(
>>85054241
is the webm uploaded yet?
TOPKNOT
O
P
K
N
O
T
STANNIS MENTIONED
>STANNIS MENTIONED
STANNIS MENTIONED
>STANNIS MENTIONED
STANNIS MENTIONED
Is Gilly a lot hotter this season??
>>85054292
WHALL
What's the mountain shaped like an arrowhead meant to be? The Eyrie?
>>85054228
Oh you.
>>85054201
Damn straight
oh look its mr greyscale the leaks were bang oin 100%
BRING THE OFF-SEASON BACK
>>85054251
tbqh if the leaks are true the only fun things about this season are arya murdering a bunch of fuckers and danny and jon fucking
>>85054215
shut up Ed
WTF I didn't see any of that
>>85054292
flat earth confirmed
>Stannis told me about the dragonglass but I didn't think it was important
JESUS CHRIST SAM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WRITING?
>50 shit montages in and literally nothing has happened
I don't remember shit about this show anymore
That scene was unironically kino
>>85054311
WHULL
he's trolling them with the vision
>>85054292
Bendis? Like, the Bendis? The Brian Michael Bendis?
That scene was so fucking cheesy
what's this gonna look like for this season?
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES
>10 MINUTES
DUDE POOP LMAO
>>85054299
And she would be fine calling you daddy
>>85054251
What else happens?
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>R'HLLOR IS LITERALLY OUR GUY
>getting that close to an infected man
Sam is so fucking stupid I swear
he didnt see shit
gravedigging, true pottery
WHERE THE FUCK IS DANY
>Most down to earth character now a believer, uh oh
based shovelbros
Daenerys looking frighteningly like Obama
SHALL WE BEGIN?
>>85054320
fuck you leatherman
>Stannis told me about the dragonglass but I didn't think it was important
Wait, WHAT?! You KNEW dragonglass kills white walkers! What the fuck is wrong with you, you fat fuck?!
who else /skipping all the sam scenes/ here
CLEGANE BOWL OFFICIALY CONFIRM
THE GRAVEDIGGER
GRAVEDIGGER CONFIRMED
J O R A H
O
R
A
H
MY HUSBANDO
>>85054364
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>85054260
I can see that happening
Or was it in the Leaks?
How come Clegane actually has a heart and feels bad for people when his brother was an evil cunt Who killed for fun?
>>85054387
Just got to dragonstone, it's pretty epic
>>85054255
UPVOTED!!
Beric is like fucking Punished Snake from Phantom Pain.
Someone make a Beric MGS character intro, stat
>>85054332
You weren't really looking, that's why. I did saw the same.
ID WATCH THE LAST SEASON WAY MORE RATHER THAN THIS CARBAGE OF AN EPISODE
>ending on a danny stream
Garbage as always, never fails to disappoint.
How the fuck is it snowing were Sandor is but not where Arya is THEY ARE BOTH IN THE SAME FUCKING REGION
>>85054352
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bendis leave
GRAVERDIGGER CONFIRMED
Brief Jorah cameo
>>85054365
I would help raise her father's son desu
Why isn't the ground frozen?
>>85054320
Mountain is not a random Lannie. I'm talking about the on screen Lannister Joes
>tfw your favourite franchise has become yet another platform for social commentary
>>85054295
Fuck off, cuck.
>>85054399
> cleaning up shit
> eating groul
> inventorying dead organs
> being denied maester hood
actual bad episode, though
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE CHICKS IN THE SHOQ THEY ALL LOOK AWFUL I CANT JERK OFF LIKE THIS
E U R E K A
Post leaks pls
>>85054442
because that would make sense
>>85054444
Stopped watching at this very moment
>>85054444
>>85054404
I hate that fat fuck so much
>>85054430
Sandor is going north, Arya south
>DUDE MUH BIRTHRIGHT LMAO
Danyfags would hate this if she was a white man.
>>85054389
that's not Davos
>>85054421
sandor always had a heart, he was just mad at the world for fucking him up so bad
he's probably the best character in the books
POST YOUR FACE WHEN SHALL WE BEGIN?
Who /aegon/ here?
where the fuck is ned?
>>85054201
Lies from the Black Lizard Planet.
>>85054381
he saw fire
What a fucking terrible episode
>>85054444
Checked.
At least Clegane is still a morose fuck
>>85054421
>when his brother was an evil cunt Who killed for fun?
He had a tumor in his brain because of his abnormal size that gave him constant headaches and made him a real jackass
STANNIS IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>85054486
LETS
>>85054359
10/10
>50 minutes in
STILL NO DRAGONSTONE
Ice.
A wall of Ice.
THE wall.
>>85054466
leaks were posted almost a year ago. lurk moar
>>85054430
>How is it snowing in Virginia but not in Tennessee
Retard
MORDOR
FUCKING
MORDOR
STANNIS WHERE
>>85054447
Yeah, so I like watching my wife's son fuck my girlfriend, what's the deal with you these days?
ARE THE LEAKS CONFIRMED OR WHAT
JORAH
J O R A H
WHO OPENED THE FUCKING GATES?
>>85054450
No but for real this is actually unironically bad, isn't it?
>>85054389
Maybe he saw her face
Is there no one home at dragonstone? Did they really let such a huge fortress stand completely empty?
jaime will kill sirsie in the finale mark this post, jamie assumes the throne, rob is right hand, hound dies saving sansa, bran and aryia
>>85054543
no u
TGHE BABY HAS GROWN
>>85054554
WHAT LEAKS
>another 20 minutes of tarly
wonderful.
>>85054444
>quad fours
Checked.
>>85054576
Stannis was desperate
>>85054554
Yes, they are 100% true
>>85054410
I want him to thrust his greyscaled cock up my ass
Guy I missed the first ten minutes
What happened?
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS SINCE ITS PRETTY MUCH OVER ITS TIME TO
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>>85054540
nice timing
>Stream lagging
fuck
Why does that girl never age?
WE SAW JORAH'S WRIST
>>85054081
Who the fuck do you think it was designed for?
STANNIS BTFO BY LE DRAGON QUEEN
this shit is not worth watching
>>85054554
LADS WAS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING
>JUST
>FUCKING
>DIE
>IN
>MY
>SLEEP
>ALREADY
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
JORAH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AZOR AHAI BUT HE'S JUST A SCALEY MAN
YOU LIED TO ME, /tv/
FILL IN THEPLOTGAPS
FUCK OF WITH SAM FILLER GOD DAMN IT
Can someone remind me what the owner of the house and daugher's relationship was to Clegane?
>STANNIS TOLD ME ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN OF FUCKING DRAGONGLASS THAT I KNOW KILLS WIGHTS BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT
what did he mean by this
I want to hold Gilly's hand
>It ends with a Sam scene
WOW
>>85054601
But it's so close to King's Landing, why the fuck didn't the Lannisters take it?
inb4 hound becomes pyromancer
>>85054615
5/10
all set up
>>85054587
These.
>>85050014
Missed this for Twin Peaks, does HBO have a +1 channel, if so does anyone have a link to a stream?
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>dragon stone has been 100% preserved, no peasants thought to sail over and push the doors open and loot the stores of shit they have there
But wait, are there stores of shit there?
>danny will be able to feed her huge army all season with 0 conversations about food issues.
>captca
>STAGS 6300
STANNIS IS ALIVE
LITERALLY NO POC HAVE HAD ANY MEANINGFUL DIALOGUE WHAT THE FUCK (WHITE MALE) HBO?
>>85054615
-5/10
>>85054615
SJW/10
BRAVO GILLY BRAVO
>>85054615
1.5
JORAH IN OLDTOWN
>>85054615
Number 2/10
I don't care, Gilly is fucking cute.
ITS A MAP >OF DRAGONGLASS
>ITS A MAP OF DRAGONGLASS
>>85054615
3/10
>>85054584
These leaks. So far so good, there were a couple of scenes that were supposed to happen in like ep2 or 3 and happened here instead, but it's like 90% on spot so far.
>>85054615
SoL/10
nothing happened.
I'M ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST THE LEAKS PLEASE
inb4 Dany shitting on Stannis
>>85054642
it ws the farmstead from season 4
>>85054615
Poo/10
>>85054615
lmao/10
>THIS IS IMPORTANT
>JON NEEDS TO KNOW
Is it the writing or the acting that's bad here? Maybe both.
>Kike sideburns
Rolling Stones cameo when?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>85054680
stone jorah you mean
>>85054666
JESUS TURNED 5 LOVES AND 2 FISH INTO A FEAST AND HE AINT GOT SHIT ON QUEEN SLAAAAAYYYYYY
>haven't even got to the opening credits yet
>it's already pants-on-head retarded
>>85054615
do you have to type like a faggot
people will still notice your post once it gets a couple of (You)s
>>85054656
nobody told Jamie about it and he's the only one with any military sense in Lannister's team right now
TELEPORTING JORAH
>>85054615
shit montage/10
>>85054615
000000000000000000000
>>Sam doesnt get to tell Jon for some reason cuz this show is suffering
>>85054615
3/10
Pretty fucking bad here's hoping some hype shit happens in the next 15 minutes
Filler ep
ACTING
man i feel like a retard for watching this shit. what a dumbass show.
>Shall we begin
SHE SAID IT
MOMMY!
>>85054615
loo/10
SAY IT WITH ME
M A D A M
D A N Y
>dragon glass
It's called obsidian you luddites
>it's a jorah scene
THE DRAGON QUEEEEEEEEEEEN IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEREE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
TORRENT OUT
>TORRENT OUT
TORRENT OUT
>TORRENT OUT
TORRENT OUT
>TORRENT OUT
TORRENT OUT
>TORRENT OUT
>shall we begin?
EPIC
I CAN'T WAIT FOR DANY TO TAKE BACK THE KINGDOMS
FUCK YEAH
Why does Dany always look so constipated/ about to burst??
*just walks into a castle*
>>85054719
STANNIS!!!!
OH FUCK
CGI BUDGET BUSTED ON FIRST EPISODE
what the fuck is Jorah doing there?
he's jailed?
fuck i dont remember shit
HAVEN'T HERDNYTHIN
>>85054699
>the more she drank
IT IS HER TURN
>>85054615
4/10
It was all filler and exposition.
yasss queennnnn
>>85054615
Ed Sheeran/10
>that anti-climactic ending
why does every episode end on Kelly C?
>gee wow this wet sand feels just like all the other wet fucking sand
>the edgy squad
>>85054776
It's her idea of acting.
Only X episodes left and nothing happened in a whole episode lel
DANYYY YASSSSS
>>85054615
8/10 without LE SHIT SCENE XDD\\
7/10 with
SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING IN THE GRASS MOANING
SO POWERFUL
ANOTHER FUCKING SWOOPDAWOOPDIDDA WITH DAT ROUND HAIR
>>85054444
>favourite franchise
youre trash
Rabbi Dany
GAS THE KIKES
>its a dany appears for 3 minutes just so that people don't forget she's a character episode
This particular scene with Dany is Phantom Menace as fuck
>>85054623
O M G
>mfw people prepared pizzas and snacks and shit like that
>Then Oldtown scene comes in.
BLEEEEEEEEEERGH
>CGI SAND
post yfw Burlington Bar reacts to this
>peter dinklage hasn't said anything this episode
TORRENT IF YOU MISSED IT
https://rarbg.to/torrent/fyejda4
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>>85054806
because she's the main character and the hero of the story
>it's a filler episode
>>85054776
Because she hasn't shat yet.
>>85054615
girls with spears/10
>that vfx
wew lads is this from the marvel cinematic universe?
why does literally everyone wear black leather
>>85054813
shit scene was kino though
>The leaks were real word by word
Who ready for Aegon Jon Targaryen?
JORAH'S GONNA SAVE THE WORLD
>Finally Dany makes it toan island off the coast ofWesteros!
is there literally no one in that entire kingdom?
>>85054688
Can't wait for the return of the Sand Snakes
>>85054570
It's all unironically bad, faggot. Are you just now catching on?
*pulls down Stannis' sigil*
ninja dany fuck year
>Whole castle si empty
?
>>85054875
Why did rhaegar name both his sons aegon?
> Sam: Hey Jon those missing Dragonstones are under ground at Dragonstone
> Dany is at Dragonstone
Its as if the entire season is going to be autopilot from here on out
ITS A TRAP
>>85054855
>it's a filler season
holy fuck she is such a terrible actor hahahaha
why did no one think to occupy dragonstone?
DRAGONSTONE. It's not some worthless nowheresville like Harrenhal or some shit
>post yfw episode credit music is Ed Sheeran cover of Rains of Castamere
Dragonstone looks based as fuck
>>85054839
SHALL WE BEGIN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>85054834
DELETE THIS! I was eating Denny's Takeout.
wew this episode was complete garbage
> a fucking midget
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>85054852
YAS QUEEN!
WALL OF CHINA
WE COMMUNISM NOW
>>85054576
>>85054576
>>85054601
>>85054656
>>85054732
damn at least in the books Stannis left like a hundred dudes there to hold it under Ser Rolland Storm or whatever the guy's name is
>>85054910
>It's a filler show
>perfectly preserved, fully stocked castle in immaculate condition
>hasn't been looted at all despite being abandoned
>happens to have an ideal EPIC THRONE ROOM
What did they mean by this?
>>85054901
Rhaegar died before baby Aegon. But Lyanna was very much alive in the Tower of Joy when baby Aegon and Rhaenys died in King's Landing.
Rhaegar was a believer in prophecy, as we all know. He believed that the Prince who was Promised would be born of his line. He believed it to be his first son Aegon, which is why he named him Aegon after Aegon the Conqueror.
Lyanna in the Tower of Joy could have received news of Rhaegar's and baby Aegon's death through a number of sources. The Kingsguard positioned outside the tower, for instance.
Knowing that Rhaegar and baby Aegon were both dead, Lyanna could have tried desperately to make Rhaegar's prophecy come true by naming her infant son Aegon. Believing in her weak and dying mind that naming him Aegon would somehow make it more likely that he was the Prince that was Promised.
>tyrion and varys as intelligence officers
I hope you niggers like queens slaying
>>85054377
The rest of the leaks for the season are: (seriously don't click if you don't want to be spoiled, it's confirmed at this point>Cersei gets pregnant, has a miscarriage, alienates Jaime, he runs to the North to help at the end of the season
>Gilly discovers proof Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's legitimate child
>Jon goes to talk with Dany about helping against the White Walkers, they go north to show her a wight, he bites off more than he can chew and Daenerys swoops in with her dragons to save him Viserion dies and is raised as a wight, sleeps with Dany as he consoles her, the Wall falls down as Viserion melts the wall and as Jon and Dany are having sex
>Bran just kind of has visions all season but helps Arya and Sansa bring down Littlefinger
>Arya executes Littlefinger on Sansa's orders
>Jon bends the knee to Dany, they're probably going to marry anyway so it's irrelevant
>Euron captures Yara and Ellaria and the Sand Snakes and kills them all after parading them around King's Landing
>Theon escapes capture and is found by Jon who tells himt he only reason he's alive is because of what he did for Sansa
>The Hound, Beric, Thoros, and Gendry are part of the ranging party north to capture a wight, Beric and Thoros die for good
>>85050014
Based Jon thread
Thank you OP
>>85054924
>denny's
oh man, that scene is going to be you later anyways
>>85054924
I spitted out two scoops of ice cream during that scene
>>85054855
>its a filler series
>>85054895
Ah, thank you.
>>85054615
8/10
>>85054895
*pees on it*
>defeat an enemy
>Leave their fortress abandoned for some reason despite it being the best place to rebuff a possible invasion
Why the fuck was Dragonstone empty?
>>85054946
it's only been abandoned for like a month
0/10
>Fucking nothing happened
But
>Based Sandor is still best character
>Probably going to bloody fuck Sansa as soon as enters Winterfell. We'll probably be able to hear the waterfall in her pants when he enters the castle.
>>85054919
it look like mireen. that throne room was uninspired as fuck
Gates are open LOL
WE ARE OFFICIALLY 1/7th OF THE WAY THROUGH SEASON 7!
ofcourse Grrrl power has all the dragon glass
>big castle just fucking empty
WHAT!?
Ripping down Stannis banners REEEEEEE
>>85054926
/thread
>Rips flag down
STANNIS BTFO AS ALWAYS
STANNIS LEFT 1,000 MEN TO DEFEND DRAGONSTONE
WHERE ARE THEY?
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SHITLORD STAG BANNER
KWEEN
SLAYYYYY
0/10
what a meme ending
>>85054960
>Jon
who?
5 minutes of woman walking up steps great episode
>lannisters didn't occupy dragonstone to prevent this from happening
nice M E M E dabid
Ok it's over, can someone post the leaks now?
>>85054979
Seriously, it makes no fucking sense.
IT'S SO CLOSE TO KING'S LANDING TOO
>yfw Euron BTFO's queen dragon bitch and her army of niggers
>>85054897
>and mostly untouched
No way real estate like that would be so pristine after that amount of time....
>Dragonstone empty
>no food stores
Bye bye Dany.
so heres what we learn.
Arya pulled a Godfather "baptism" style take over and ended the frays.
John is getting shit set up with the north.
Sam learns where to get dragon glass.
Cersie is struggling to retain power.
Dany goes home which happens to be the place where Sam found out has a SHIT LOAD of dragon glass.
No one has figured out DRAGONS ARE THE FUCKING ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!!
nothing fucking happened
it's like im watching anime filler
>>85054980
A month is more than enough fucking time for a castle to get ransacked by hungry peasants hoping to trade shit for food.
>>85055006
DABID
IT'S HER TURN SHITLORDS
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
here comes the quip
>>85054381
Please dont use dubu in such a horrible thread
YASSSSS SLAYYYYYYYYYYY
SHE SAID IT
Oldtown is pretty. Why people hate it? Cool new location.
>>85054958
Kek what a shit ending
SHALL WE BEGIN??
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't watch GoT but I want to spoil this episode for my friend who couldn't watch it tonight. What are the important highlights for me to tell him?
>>85055014
ADD THEM TO THE 3000 MISSING SELLSWORDS
4000 MEN LET'S GO STANNIS
shall we begin?
>>85054958
Sounds terribly boring and predictable
there'd at least be squatters
>>85055014
Were they 1000 good men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXDsTIu_10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXDsTIu_10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXDsTIu_10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXDsTIu_10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoXDsTIu_10
IS THIS GAME OF WOMEN NOW?
>>85055092
meme dialogue for a meme character
>>85054958
Oh and>Jon and Dany take a wight to the dragonpit to meet with Cersei and show her the threat is real, she agrees to help but when they leave she tells Jaime that the white walkers will thin out her enemies and she'll deal with them after, this is why Jaime finally leaves
>Euron asks if the wights can swim, Jon says no, and Euron says he's going back to the Iron Islands then
there's probably more I just can't remember
was that it?
>>85054554
Literally all leaks were fake and dont let these retards fool you.
can someone explain the YAS and slay memes? Ty
>>85055045
>real estate
DRUMPF BTFO BY YAAASSSS KWEEEENNNN
SHALL WE BEGIN
10/10 BEST LINE EVER
>>85054958
>Viserion dies and is raised as a wight, sleeps with Dany
WHEN THE FUCK DID D&D BECOME SCALIES?
>>85050014
stream link where?
???????????????????????????
EURON DRAGON HORN
>shall we begin
Leaks confirmed 100% accurate
>>85055098
Absolutely nothing happens
>>85055098
nothing happened
>>85055014
He made them all pay the iron price
>starting a season with a filler
What the fuck was that
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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Was that Ed Sheeran? If yes, that sucks.
>>85054958
>Literally going to end up with the fairytale ending of Jon and Dany
Though apparently gurm said it'd be a bittersweet ending so maybe she dies and Jon marries someone else but still all that "oh I don't give characters plot armor" is a crock of shit, was just to get his generic fantasy hero and generic fantasy heroine to thrive.
>Dragonstone is fucking empty
>"STANNIS TOLD ME ABOUT DRAGONGLASS..."
>nothing fucking happened
I HATE THIS
Dragonglass Throne > iron throne.
WELL THAT WAS goddamn lackluster
Sorry, whitebois. Your time is over and now the reins of power belong to women and dothraki.
BOOOOOOOOOOOORING
How hard is Reddit orgasming over this episode?
>>85055066
Yeah, we've waited 6 seasons cunt
Dany's entry into dragonstone was pure kino
>they cut Aegon for THIS
>>85055098
Shit episode literally nothing happened
>CASTLE LITERALLY EMPTY
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
STannis in next ep get hype>>85055046
seriously. I know the ocean is right there but they need to start fishing
>>85054904
I think the only surprises left are all north of the wall
>>85055098
its shit
>>85055006
>>85055014
>>85055028
>>85055046
>dragon stone has been 100% preserved, no peasants thought to sail over and push the doors open and loot the stores of shit they have there
>danny will be able to feed her huge army all season with 0 conversations about food issues.
>Realistic shore ruined by fantasy CGI boats
>realistic exotic castles ruined by Kryptonian interior
>good natural scenery and people ruined by autistic music
God I hate this show
STANNIS WHEN?????????????
Well, /tv/, shall we?
THE LANNISTERS AND TYRELLS LOST A MASSIVE CHUNK OF THEIR ARMY TRYING TO TAKE DRAGONSTONE AGAINST A SKELETON CREW OF STANNIS'S LEFTOVERS AND NOW IT'S JUST ABANDONED
BRAVO D&D
>>85054666
WHAT IS DAENERYS' TAX POLICY
THIS IS IMPORTANT
WHO'S READY FOR CERSEI MISCARRIAGE?
WHO'S READY FOR JON(AEGON)/DANNY INCESTUOUS SEX SCENE?
>>85055098
Nothing. Euron will come back with a dragon horn to marry Cersei
Lads was right about everything.
So was that guy on reddit that said he saw the episode.
TUMBLR ON SUICIDE WATCH
Apart from the Stark girls this episode was pretty ok.
>>85055098
There legitimately isn't anything to spoil
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
> "shall we begin"
> ends
*blocks your path*
>>85055028
They were too busy singing and making friendship bracelets
>tfw one of your favorite shows becomes one of your least favorite in a single episode
I don't know how to feel
>>85055050
Euron is getting that dragon horn
Sandor saw the undead marching past eastwatch by the sea
>>85055014
Look at how the throne room was in disarray. Torches on the ground, trash everywhere. They obviously abandoned their posts, looted the castle and left.
>>85055098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds This but with poop noises at the start instead of cash register noises.
Literally nothing else
Strange how no-body thought to take Dragonstone since it's completely abandoned
FUCKING BORING
>Leaving Dragonstone abandoned
Not even one guy at the gate that tells them to fuck off.
I want the explanation for this right now.
Is this a real castle holy shit who made this they're amazing
I like the long shot of Dragonstone, showing the rooms.
Otherwise, nothing.
Where the hell did Daenerys go at the end?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>85054615
2/10
Hound was based, everything else was awful.
>ellaria sand kissing Sansa
holy shit my dick
>>85055116>Euron asks if the wights can swim, Jon says no, and Euron says he's going back to the Iron Islands then
top fucking kek
how the fuck is this fortress so easily preserved? do D&D not understand how nature works?
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>85055128
Meant to writeJon sleeps with Dany on a boat
Nothing happened
that was objectively terrible
mfw people actually expected stuff to happen in episode 1
> THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO THINK THAT STANNIS IS DEAD
TRULY FUCKING RETARDED.
I didn't get the best look, did Jorah touch Sam on exposed skin, or no?
THEY'RE LITERALLY IMPLYING THAT STANNIS HAS ALEAYS HAD THAT THRONE WHAT
>>85050014
This episode sucked cock
>>85055122
If you haven't been on the internet for the last 5 years than its nothing to you, don't worry about it bro. Its best to stay innocent.
>Dany ripping down Stannis banner just so D&D can shit him on one last time
KEK
>>85055109
Do I see Meera kissing a fucking girl there?
>>85055218
>He actually liked GoT
LOL
>>85055213
*impregnates*
>>85055187
WHITE MEN GIVE ALL MONEY TO WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF COLOUR
>>85054615
if you honestly rate this cringe inducing shit more than 5 you are mentally retarded; the ending was the fucking icing on the cake
Gilly will get credit for the dragonglass stuff even though the Stannimal already told Sam about that
>1 hour and 1 ed sheeran cameo later and LITERALLY NOTHING happens
>>85053829
>link
where the fuck is it
I'm just happy JORAH'S back
>>85055218
How is this still your favorite show?
I watch it to shitpost.
dany is still cringy jesus fucking christ
Shall we SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>85055213
fuck me
say it with me
worst episode of all time rivaled only by the sand snakes
who saw the lesbian kiss?
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
>>85055179
Good. I'm glad you don't like it. I fucking loved it.
THE KING OF THE NOWTH
>>85055194
>JON(AEGON)/DANNY INCESTUOUS SEX SCENE?
Since when is Jon Aegon?
>>85055187
Taxes on everyone who isn't a smelly brown person or a woman.
Dragonstone the 3rd most IMPREGNABLY fortress in westeros
>completly empty lel
SO NOW CLEAGANE IS A WARRIOR OF RH'LLOR
AS IS BERIC
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>*long scenes of silence*
BRAVO
I am actually dumbfounded by how bad that was jesus fucking christ
night king, stannis, anyone, please save this show
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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>SHALL WE BEGIN?
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A HUGE CASTLE IS EMPTY
LMAO LITERALLY ANYONE COULD HAVE SAT THERE AND CLAIMED THE ISLAND FOR HIMSELF
LITERALLY ANYONE
>>85055200
>Lads was right about everything.
>So was that guy on reddit that said he saw the episode.
CAN SOMEONE POST THE LEAKS
WHY IS TUMBLR ON SUICIDE WATCH ?
Actually enjoyed that, especially considerin I thought it would be trash
How was Twin Peaks lads
BtS all over again
>BtS all over again
BtS all over again
>BtS all over again
BtS all over again
>BtS all over again
BtS all over again
>BtS all over again
>>85052777
>>85052729
>>85052634
Jesus Christ get off /tv/ you fucking faggots. No one cares about politics or your ability to insert a political narrative into literally every fucking piece of entertainment.
>>85055247
>>85055213
*let her milk my dick dry with those 10/10 feet*
THRED NOT A STICKY ANYMORE
This is the penultimate season and the episode was 3/4 filler
I'M UPSET
What was the shittiest part for you?
>Stannis told me about the dragonglass mine, but it wasn't important
Arya's hound whose name I don't remember is back.
>>85050014
WHO IS ED SHEEHAN? #twitter
can't take anymore, just fuck my show up.
ezpz it's not hard to stream correctly - don't fuck it up next time ty
t poor fag
>>85055213
*blacks her*
>YFW NYMERIA AND ARYA REUNION NEXT EP
Nothing fucking happened
>gurl power lyanna
>inb4 women will become great warriors in a month and be able to kill wights
>pop star gets a plug
>lannister soldiers are all of a sudden super kind to women they find wandering on the road
>at least 10 minutes of filler scenes
doesn't even feel like the same show.
N O T H I N G H A P P E N S
>>85055046
dragons flew across the ocean without eating constantly, makes perfect sense, stupid writers should have had them attacking the crew until they stopped for feeding.
>>85055150
JON TURNS THE 7 KINGDOMS INTO A MASSIVEREPUBLICAND RULES WITHELECTIONS AND DEMOCRACY
>>85055327
It wasn't wincest so I glossed over it
>>85055336
If the leaks are true, then Jon and Aegon's stories have been merged into one.
Was that Nymeria there at the end?
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING HAPPENED
>>85055289
ellaria kissing yara
>>85055328
Hahaha /tv/ is so assmad.
I thought it was great. 8/10
>shorter season
>do nothing in the premiere
bravo
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
Why did Rhaegar name both of his sons Aegon?
>>85055389
He was alright.
WHAT THE FUCK
THE ENTIRE FUCKING SEASON GOT LEAKED?
HOW?!?
>>85055357
>Implying Cersei didn't evacuate it on purpose
gib potty scene
>>85055116
is Euron the most based character in the entire series?
>>85055150
But then I'm sure he'll explain Aegon Jon Targaryen's tax plans so it'll all fill out well.
Fedora Clegane
>>85055378
literally the opening, I muted and hid the tab and only checked it to see if the intro had started yet
WE AUTOSAGE NOW
>>85055235
This, some random trader would have noticed and informed the queen, lazy writing
>>85055357
did you see any fields or shit there? what would they eat. nobody can afford to claim it.
>>85055297
Wow it actually wasn't shit. Thank fuck we got minimal meme characters and focused on other stuff. Dragonstone is far too big and has no business having a throne room, though.
>>85055213
BLACKS
>MY TURN
>SHALL WE BEGIN
loved the ending and euron
everything else was meh
>>85055406
I APOLOGIZE MAGICAL ORANGE MAN
Fuck this new theme
>>85055218
autistic
>>85055099
is stannis the hand from the cage?
JORAH
>JORAH
JORAH
>JORAH
JORAH
>JORAH
JORAH
>JORAH
>>85055378
Literal *literally* pointless scene between Sansa and Littlefinger. Like, holy shit, if they cut that scene, absolutely nothing about the episode would've changed.
Ridiculous filler.
GET ME A NEW A THOUSAND NEW THREADS
>>85055328
6 is the right answer
Its setting things up nicely, it did nothing egregious, but it didnt do anything amazing either. A solid episode
>>85055365
> Implying politics isn't being inserted into the tv shows you watch
Consider suicide retard
>>85055339
They lost their lord right before winter you fucking retard who the fuck is going to bother manning an entire castle? The citizenry probably just have some city council bullshit set up
>>85055444
Whhaatt??? Actually???
>>85055378
I'M GOING TO KILL DRUMPF
>>85055260
That wasn't Sansa, you clod. It was that Greyjoy woman.
wow its ed sheercuck
>>85054071
Thank you dear sir
>Ed Sheeran
Literally who
So Jon meets up with Dany because he needs the dragonglass and they end up falling in love and only finding out later that they're brother and sister.
>>85055406
>Trump winning prevented the entire fucking culture of the US from becoming like this episode
You people have mental problems.
>>85055213
>tits sag
>>85054958
>>Bran just kind of has visions all season but helps Arya and Sansa bring down Littlefinger
>>Arya executes Littlefinger on Sansa's orders
Please don't be true.
Please.
SLAAAAY KWEEEEN YASSSSSSSSS
>tearing down the flag
>>85055505
literally the best thing about this episode
>>85055504
It's Jorah
another nothing happens filler episode
>>85055378
Unjustifiable and distracting casting of Ed Sheeran.
The quick cuts of Sam working at the Citadel were bizarre.
>>85053914
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAA
>>85055538
some popular foreigner in korea
It's a good job that 100% all of the Freys happened to be adult men.
you know what upsets the most? the interesting charasters gets killed to make room for the overused plot of how things are going to turn out
just like that, the old men and people they lead die off, like dude lmao
>politics, tactics, rations, intelligence
>no fuck that, lets delet these and have
>linear gameplay, le good vs eevel
>>85054839
Shall we big inn?
DON'T TOUCH MY FLAG YOU FAT FUCK
>>85055116
>she agrees to help but when they leave she tells Jaime that the white walkers will thin out her enemies and she'll deal with them after, this is why Jaime finally leaves
Jaime should have left ages ago, what an idiot.
>>85055504
Jorah Mormont
>>85055378
The little girl character still pisses me off so much.
Preview: https://youtu.be/8FljLGebDlM
YFW NYMERIA
NYMERIA
>NYMERIA
NYMERIA
>NYMERIA
NYMERIA
>>85055571
it's absolutely true
all the leaks from the same source for episode 1 are 100% confirmed
>>85055585
this desu, not speaking of the fucking surgeon suits
>>85055582
everything post season 4 is filler headcanon trash
>>85055576
>not the shitkino scene
threads moving so fast nobody will notice this gaypost
Was that Jon kissing Sansa?
>>85055315
It's crazy that they're trying to make her a thing outside this show. She's a TERRIBLE actress.
>>85055406
Thank the lord, I voted trump because hillary wanted to make this place shit, a woman should never rule.
>>85055539
Pretty much
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TOUCH THE TRUE KINGS FLAG
>>85055634
NEW THREAD
>>85055634
NEW THREAD
>>85055634
NEW THREAD
>>85055634
NEW THREAD
HOUND SAW A MOUNTAIN IN THE FLAMES
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
GET FUKKIN HYPE
HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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>>85054958
Can someone post the image?
guys the stream was shit quality for that bit with mememont saying something about permission
can someone tell me what was going on there?
>>85055539
aunt and nephew.
>tfw you know the show is absolute shit but you have invested too much time into it already and so have to watch it every week
>>85055417
The fat fuck wouldn't even go that far. It'll just be the hypocrisy of suddenly an eternal summer and everything being quaint and nice when you have a good ruler.
What did he mean by this?
Now that it's over is there a link where I can watch episode 1 from the start?
>>85055664
fag
>>85055539
Yes
TIME TO WATCH TWIN PEAKS NIGGERS
>>85055608
>tfw in five episodes when they gut littlefinger, you'll end up as the only reputable actor in an entire show
>>85055639
hyped desu
>>85055621
Shall we beg (the) N(orth)?
>>85055391
>>85055378
>empowered 8 years old little girl lecturing an old man about feminism
>>85055045
>>85055124
did genuinely enjoy this episode apart from the ed sheeran cameo being a bit wtf and they really could have cut sam's line about the dragonglass mine, would've been better if stannis hadn't told him cause now he just sounds like a fucking idiot for not telling jonny boy
>>85055046
It would be really funny if that is the end for her
Can't feed her army and they end up rebelling and killing her
>>85055406
the funniest shit, is sjw love star trek cause of diversity, and love data for being pure logical, but it's illogical to have a woman who thinks with feelings as a leader
>Stannis told me about the dragonglass mine, but it wasn't important
I mean, they have already killed Stannis. Why do they shit on him constantly? So now people didnt even listen or care about what he said?
The only reason I'm not saltier is because this show is shit now
>>85055639
is that fucking frogfu and yara kissing
>>85055429
That's a dude...it's Aegon.
>>85055722
this or a torrent
YOU WANT A GOOD SHOW.
BUT YOU NEED BAD WRITTING.
>White walkers win in the end cuz the game of thrones is suffering
>>85055639
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>85055109
little finger uses vale man to out jon as a targaryan
>>85055791
>now
>>85055289
Meera is my waifu
>>85055213
The haircut just makes me laugh, I can't even get a boner
>>85055692
you don't need to multipost, and you don't need to use caps, it's not a moving chat.
go back to twitch.
>>85055745
wish he was my dad, seems cool as fuck
WELL THAT SUCKED
>people are so joyless and told how to think by this autistic board, that they think this episode was bad.
caption this
>>85055804
I would take that over Jon and/or Dany taking the throne.
Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
>Game.of.Thrones.S07E02.HDTV.x264-Xclusive
MORE THAN THE PLOT LEAKED GUYS
H Y P E
WHERE THE FUCK IS PRESTON
>>85055479
>what would they eat
>on an island
>in the sea
>>85050014
>hurr we promise we'll make it much more action packed with only 7 episodes
>still filled with filler
The fuck?
>>85055855
Yeah, not literally now. It's been shit for years
time to watch grace and frankie
>>85054958
Oh and for those wondering about Meerashe just leaves to Greywater Watch uneventfully and isn't really heard from the rest of the season
>RESPECT WOMEN
>ED SHEERAN
>DRAGON GLASS
>DRAGONSTONE COMPLETELY EMPTY
>SHALL WE BEGIN
RESPECT WOMEN
ED SHEERAN
DRAGON GLASS
DRAGONSTONE COMPLETELY EMPTY
SHALL WE BEGIN
>RESPECT WOMEN
>ED SHEERAN
>DRAGON GLASS
>DRAGONSTONE COMPLETELY EMPTY
>SHALL WE BEGIN
RESPECT WOMEN
ED SHEERAN
DRAGON GLASS
DRAGONSTONE COMPLETELY EMPTY
SHALL WE BEGIN
>>85055905
post magnet
>>85054980
why would it be fucking abandoned at all god damn
+1 for shit episode
Pretty good first episode tbqh lads. Don't be contrarian faggots.
>>85055162
Griff Blackfyre is literally a red herring plotline.
Only you and a couple hambeasts on the ASOIAF wiki think he's really Aegon VI.
>>85054859
kek
Even Attack on Titan is better Game of Thrones than Game of Thrones at this point.
>>85056022
just hit my private tracker
>>85055207
Underrated post
It's like shit like this has been taken for granted
>>85055702
First Naruto and now GoT.
Kill me.
>>85055886
N O T H I N G H A P P E N E D
>>85056042
Quit being a cuck.
>>85055905
is this bait
did the whole season get leaked
>>85055905
>>85056022
Literally google it and the first link
>>85055526
>why would a bunch of soldiers bother staying in a well supplied nigh impregnable fortress after they lost their lord, they'd all just get bored and leave LOL
is that you dabid?
>>85054855
>it's a filler show
This episode was fucking awesome and a strong start for the season. Valar morhypus.
>>85055791
This. It annoys me to no end.
D&D keep shitting on a fan favorite for no reason.
>>85055378
The part where nothing happened.
>>85055928
the battle of the bastards gave me hope, and then now they just had a menstration party on my front porch
>>85056007
>Are you old enough to drink yet?
>Do you want first dibs on our scarce army rations?
>>85053420
Also his brother in law
>>85055905
>Changed a 5 to a 7.
Get out.
>>85056072
>masculinity is so weak it can be destroyed by liking the "wrong" shows
what did he mean by this?
>>85056072
You're the cuck imbecile, don't m ess with me or else...
>>85056112
not for me
>>85056072
>>85056072
Don't be aJaime
Ftfy
Name one thing wrong with this episode. Go ahead I'm waiting.
>>85055905
giv magnet
>>85055098
The entire season leaks are literally in this thread you blind nigger.
>>85056183
Boring as shit, nothing happened.
All that happened was "Oh, btw Stannis was right"
>>85051509
Well, they did in ancient times during the siege of Carthage. Didn't work though, but it's a desperate move, so it makes complete sense
>>85056112
Coming up with links to season 5...
>>85056071
>Dany arrives in Dragonstone
>Literally all Freys killed
>Euron pledges himself to Lannisters
>Sam steals shit (no pun intended)
>Hound sees visions now
>"nothing" happened.
I thought the soldier camp scene was good and Ed has a good singing voice for how bad his music is
>>85056183
No tits
No action
No Stannis
>>85052938
You literally just sail to the shore of a place with forests with more guys than your boat needs, build a couple boats, and sail away on 3 or 4. You don't have to build ships ON the iron islands. Only resource you need that you probably didn't bring with you in your hull is timber.
>>85056042
5.5/10, fuck off with your starvation for the show, it wasn't good, literally nothing happened, iron island guy came and wanted to fuck cersie and left, and denarys came and said let's begin, and jon snow was like, yea shit is coming, that's it
>>85053914
hahahaha
After the Ed Sheeran thing I tried to enjoy the beric thoros hound scene and the rest.
This was the most needless thing i
have ever seen. To insert this garbage into a hyped up season opener is insanity. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>85056127
>Huh cool they are really sharing food with her Lannisters ain't so bad after all :^)
>>85054784
he was told to find a cure, we for the maesters as they are his best chance of finding a cure
locked in for quarantine to avoid contamination
>>85056115
>took his entire army up north
>WHY ISN'T THERE ANY ARMY AT THE CASTLE??????
>>85053892
I would fuck it.
My menopausal neighbor absolutely LOVED that episode
>>85056183
No plot, was basically an epilogue for last season
>>85055549
>He takes jokes and memes online very serious
>>85055287
Wait until next episode when someone goes to shit and since they don't have anything to wipe they use Stannis' banners.
the entire show just feels weird, the pacing it doesnt feel like got.
and the dialogue is so modern, that lannister soldier scene feels like its the 21st century, what happened, just listen LITEN to how everyone talks in this episode and then go back to a random Season 1 scene with Ned or something, it's so jarring and shit IT'S SO FUCKING SHIT
BRAVO BRILLIANT WRITING
>>85056284
It was an introductory episode dumbtard. Are all GoT haters retarded?
HOW WAS IT LADS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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HOW WAS IT LADS?
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>>85055261
>>85055454
Only amusing thing left in the show to see, 10/10 to Euron if/when it happens.
>>85056318
he left 1000 men to protect the obsidian mine you knobend
stupid episode written for scat fetishists and shrill feminists
0/10 would not watch again
>>85056390
>he
Logout moron
Damn that episode was shit.
POO POO PEE PEE MONTAGE
>>85056259
>>85056281
>>85056374
um try again sweetie
>>85056127
>"old enough to drink yet"
>in a medieval society
>sand snakes are probably going to be raped and killed in the worst way possible
Tyene, my waifu, no!
>>85056465
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035
Anything other than a number 2 is missing the point.
>>85056538
is the perfect tits sand bitch still alive or did she die?
Holy Fucking Shit was that episode literally shit
The shit montage is the whole fucking show right now
>>85056480
>protecting mine for retard religious king
>learn king dies
>time to go home and rejoin my wife
why are they butchering a man in a library?
the lannister soldier scene felt so out of place i thought i was watching a parody or saturday nigjht live skit or something
>>85055571
Of course it is.
What ? You thought D&D were good writers ? You really thought Littlefinger WAS planning to be the King of the Ashes by letting the Night King wipe out the whole continent, only to come back when winter ends ?
>NAH, ZOMBIE DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER ! YAAAAAS DUMBCUNT QUEEN ! SLAAAAAAAAAAYY
>>85056602
>WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH I ONLY HAVE ONE SETTING AND THAT IS WAHHHH!
cry me a fucking river, faggot. Jeez, this board rotted your brains.
>>85055896
Ed Sheehan and Sam Smith: The westeros tour
>>85056597
They're all still alive, only to be killed by Euron later if the leaks are true
>>85056619
It's called an autopsy.
>>85055794
That was Ellaria and Yara kissing
Jesus that North Scene with le strong womyn
The camera angles literally just fucking cut from woman to woman then to le handsome male being told how it is by SLAAAY GIRL sansa it's absolutely ridiculous
this show exists right now to pander to women and faggots
>>85056631
>i thought i was watching a parody or saturday nigjht live skit or something
Okay, but why...?
>>85056677
dude not cool man
How many seasons were they talking about for the series?
Also, I heard some seasons might be cut to 8 episodes, anyone know which season?
>>85055814
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>umber and karstark heirs literally in winterfell along with the other lords after their fathers just betrayed the starks
>jon acting like a cuck and not hanging their entire house for high treason or at least keeping them as hostages .
>Sansa a strong womyn now
>lannisters a cute now
>how the fuck did the hobo build 1000 new ships in like a few months at best
>muh bedpans,muh dragonglass
>fucking fillers everywhere
>dragonstone is literally abandoned, no castellans & no servants
bravo
>>85056741
This
>>85056183
The castle wouldn't have been left empty for starters.
that was so fucking bad
>>85055109
>Direwolf
Nymeria?
>>85055896
if they were gonna do fan service they should at least have given the guy some more lines.
>>85056312
>What the fuck were they thinking?
They weren't.
>>85056127
I mean, you're right, but they're thirsty, not hungry.
Also
>Freshly killed rabbit/hare
>Army Ration
>>85056505
Considering that when Joffrey first offered his bride wine, she pointed out that Ned "only let us drink one cup at dinner", yeah that was weird.
>>85056741
>jon tells her to fuck off and everyone agrees
>sansa is being manipulated by littlefinger
Still seems like Jon is in charge
>>85056741
>I can't stand the camera even focusing on a woman for more than a minute before I have to post about it in impotent rage.
Sopie Turner says she found out what blowjobs were on the GoT set.
What did she mean by that?
>>85056745
because it was gutter trash you subhuman kike x2 apologist
wtf happened to sophie she used to be C U T E
why was there no one at dragonstone?
>>85056741
It really was fucking egregious.
>>85056911
D&D forgot that Stannis left a garrison and took all the ships with him.
>>85056267
>Dany arrives in Dragonstone
We knew it would happen.
The season should have started by that. Just make Jaimie say "She just took Dragonstone."
>Literally all Freys killed
Same. Just needed a character to say "With all the Freys gone [...]".
>Euron pledges himself to Lannisters
nobodysawitcoming.jpg
>Sam steals shit (no pun intended)
le humorous scene
>Hound sees visions now
Do you think he felt the Force too ?
It's so fucking forced.
>"nothing" happened.
You're right. A little happened. All of it predictable, useless, or cliché as fuck.
>>85056896
>K-K-K-KIKE!!! REEE!
You aren't using descriptive terms to flesh out your opinion, friendo. It's just a derivative of "sucks because I say so". Now, maybe that's only the criticism you can muster but I'm asking you to think hard now and really try to use your big boy words for me.
>>85056895
P I Z Z A G A T E
>>85056880
>Still seems like Jon is in charge
Does he feel in charge?
season 7 is so bad it makes season 5-6 like good television
>>85053866
But mat mcconnehey looks alright
>>85057018
>I guessed A and B and C would happen from faked leaks that I am ignoring how fucking wrong they were.
>all to keep to this contrarian meme that "nothing" happened.
I'm sure you will repeat the script next Sunday.
>>85056741
It's all because of the season 5 backlash for fucking Sansa rape. DnD got hit so hard they never recovered so now all they do is pander to SJW feminist normies so they won't get butt fucked by stronk womyns again
>>85057120
>faked leaks
>First episode was already spot on
what?
>>85056805
>how the fuck did the hobo build 1000 new ships in like a few months at best
He came back from the east seas with a fuckload of boats before becoming king.
>>85054015
Lannisters have standards ain't nobody putting their dick in ugly trout women and mud freys
>>85057193
>First episode was already spot on
Ah, I see you are one of those secondhand leakfags who didn't actually read them and just took the word from other dumb faggots who were messing with you. No, they weren't.
>>85057144
>writing behind the scenes fan fiction in your head
>>85057120
>faked leaks
100% accurate so far.
The scene in the north and the last words of the episode can't be a coincidence.
>>85057144
Name one thing a female character did that was out of line or contradictory to their personalities.
>>85057026
the show is a disgrace to what it used to be. if you're trying to claim its of the same quality as season 1 etc you're either a liar who didn't watch the show before or you're a low IQ subhuman nigger who will eat shit out of an ass if it says "game of thrones" on it, now go back to rddit and the most epic!!! show on tv with your peers
>>85057249
>hurr durr i ar teh retartet
>>85057320
why didn't sansa tell jon the vale army was coming
>>85057026
shut up kike. you want everyone to explain to you why shit smells like shit?
>>85057308
>100% accurate so far.
Why do you keep going on with this meme? The first episode is out already, stop peddling this retarded joke.
>>85057320
>CEASE THEIR CASTLES
>CEASE THEIR LANDS
>DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES MORE CORPSES THAT WILL RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES IN 2 MONTHS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Strung wamyn
>>85057018
all this fukken spacing
>>85057336
So no? You can't actually tell me what made this episode bad without memes?
>>85057320
a 10 year old saying she'll go to the front lines of a battle and get cut in half in 1 milisecond because she's a pre pubscent girl with zero muscle
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-Zpr0MAfQzl3QIxD2QKMtahIpft2RWdFE3YWz-SFPLfjGnA/viewform
Take the official /got/ survey.
What were some scenes you liked?
i liked when jon forgave the umbers and karstarks
>>85057018
>Just make ___ say
Yeah great idea, make everything happen off-screen. How fucking exciting.
Fucking retard, things did happened in the episode. But it's the first episode not the finale, don't expect too much.
>>85056741
le reddit get out and take your spacing with you
>>85056805
>>umber and karstark heirs literally in winterfell along with the other lords after their fathers just betrayed the starks
It was a formal meeting with all Lords and they were protected by guest right
>>jon acting like a cuck and not hanging their entire house for high treason or at least keeping them as hostages .
He did the right move, they desperately need armies to defeat the walkers, antagonizing possible allies is retarded at this point. Is it really necessary to spell it out for you?
>>Sansa a strong womyn now
>>lannisters a cute now
That has been a thing seasons ago
>>how the fuck did the hobo build 1000 new ships in like a few months at best
It's the Greyjoys, they build ships for a living and after Euron got elected king he controls the fleet, they already had ships and built a few more.
>>muh bedpans, muh dragonglass
That's retarded, the whole point of Sam is to get dragonglass to defeat the walkers, is the only true effective weapon. Fuck off
>>fucking fillers everywhere
GoT in a nutshell
>>dragonstone is literally abandoned, no castellans & no servants
Stannis got defeated and he considered dragonstone a backwater post, unworthy of him and an insult from Robert.
You are just criticizing shit just to be edgy. You are a fucking idiot
>>85057462
>it's good because i say so, i don't have to say why
>>85057389
>why didn't sansa tell jon the vale army was coming
Because she is a dumb retard who didn't trust Jon at first?
>>85057415
>DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES MORE CORPSES THAT WILL RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES IN 2 MONTHS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is literally shit Sansa would do now.
>>85057484
>a 10 year old saying she'll go to the front lines of a battle and get cut in half in 1 milisecond because she's a pre pubscent girl with zero muscle
Yes, she is a dumb kid who thinks she's invincible and incredibly naive. That sort of personality was established in S6...
What else?
>>85057557
Buddy, I asked for you to explain to me why you thought this episode was bad and your direct response was "YOU A KIKE REEEE GO BACK TO REBBIT, IT BAD", so I'm trying to slowly explain to you why that isn't a real criticism.
>>85057597
why didn't she trust jon? what motivated her to keep such critical information to herself
Yeah, the writing for the episode was pretty bad. I knew something was off when I started the episode, but I didn't know what it was until the lannisters soldiers scene. I saw the leaks and I don't think they sound too bad, but I expected more stuff to happen this season.
>>85057496
I thought the discussion between Cersei and Jaimie was neat
>>85057484
Okay I usually agree with /tv/ on GoT but females CAN be front line hand to hand combat specialists. Don't drag your phallocentrism into this fantasy universe FFS. I can't wait for her to battle alongside Arya against the white walkers.
>>85057394
>YOU A KIKE REEEE I DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO ACTUALLY ARTICULATE MY OPINIONS ON A DISCUSSION BOARD IT SHITTTTTT REEEEEE
What about tone? What about pacing? What about the performances? What about the overall color palette? What of the story elements?
>>85057672
you replied to another guy but the dialogue was bad , parody level bad, if you cant see that the dialogue has dropped like a rock down a mountain level bad in comparison to early seasons you're just stupid and it's pointless to try to explain to you why it's bad
>>85056631
am i wrong or was it full of sex/rape innuendo? like i kept expecting them to demand pussy in exchange for rabbit
>>85057521
Dragonstone was never a backwater post. It was simply unworthy of Stannis because he should've been heir to the wealthier Storm's End.
>>85057697
She hasn't seen her bastard half-brother for over 6ish years and was just raped by a nutbag for months, who hangs out with Littlefinger and you ask why she didn't trust Jon in the first five minutes of meeting him?
>>85057794
>It's pointless to flesh out my criticisms on why I think something is bad
>Like, I can't even.
This is low IQ criticism, matey. Consider suicide.
>>85055340
Well, he did get burned as a youngin'. Maybe some form of test/trial by the Lord of Light. Nothin' you would know about.
kek the preview for next week
Northern Lords hate Targaryens
>They have a Targaryen for King
>Said King will sell them out to another Targaryen, the Mad King's daughter
Both Targaryens wlll hand over a dragon to the Night King lol
House Targaryen, fucking shit up for everyone since the conquest
why has clegane changed so much in such a short time?
>ed Sheeran cameo
Dropped.jpg
>>85057912
too much s p a c i n g
>>85057794
>you are literally stupid if you liked what I didn't.
>>85057921
Why the fuck is Sam still fat?
If Dany invaded king's Landing now, would she win?
>>85054901
Cause he was retarded inbreed shit
>>85057993
Yes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/
HOW WAS IT LADS
>>85057841
she trusted him well enough to march into battle with him to begin with though
this was hardly in the first five minutes of meeting him, this was presumably some months after meeting him at the wall considering how long it would take to march an army to winterfell.
why would she jeopardize the entire battle by not informing him of the reinforcing army? what does she gain by withholding such critical information?
whats gonna be the gift giving to the queen...sources tell me its gonna be all 3 dragons
>>85057740
kill yourself
>>85057993
She's going north mate. She's gonna end up dead by the end of this season
>>85057903
die in a fire you subhuman nigger
>>85057516
Imagine being such an autist you'd push these shitty memes
Go back to your lazy town meme videos you sad bastard
>>85057740
Yes they can if they want to be raped when they lose.
>>85058070
sand snakes most likely
>>85053225
mega plz
>>85057740
>females CAN be front line
KEK. Why isn't Dany's in front then?
this episode should've been the last episode of season 6 t b h
>>85058055
>she trusted him well enough to march into battle with him to begin with though
She was safely wayyy in the back, at the camp and Jon was the only surviving family she knows about. Where else is she literally going to go? You want her to just hang out at the Wall?
>this was hardly in the first five minutes of meeting him, this was presumably some months after meeting him at the wall
It's a mere weeks between meeting him at the Wall and marching to Winterfell, mate.
>considering how long it would take to march an army to winterfell.
It's established that this takes a few weeks.
>why would she jeopardize the entire battle by not informing him of the reinforcing army?
She didn't even know if they were going to come at all. You remember that, right? It was just an option, she didn't know if it was going to happen.
>what does she gain by withholding such critical information?
Characters make mistakes, bud. Sometimes they are dumb. Sansa was never a brilliant person.
dude let the 5 year old girl with zero muscle defintion on the front lines with a sword and shield lmao equality n shit
>>85053606
Most underrated post to date.
>>85058134
we're full get out
>>85058121
You wasted your own time typing this, all because you were mad. Again, suicide is an option.
>there's a mountain there
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
IS GHOST DEAD?
HE'S BEEN MIA FOR SO LONG. WTF? WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER 20 SECONDS OF DRAGONS FLYING AROUND DOING SHIT ALL JUST TO REMIND US THE FUCKING MOTHER OF DRAGONS STILL HAS HER FUCKING DRAGONS
THE FUCK IS GHOST WHERE DABID?
>>85058070
>yfw it's tyrion
>>85058259
>nu-/pol/ has a problem with female soldiers now.
>they literally think the little girl Mormont is going to be on the fucking front lines.
>apparently missed how she's just a dumb naive twat but her overall point of female soldiers made sense.
>>85058070
Since Vicatarion doesn't exist in the show I'm assuming Euron has Dragonbinder, so maybe dragons?
>>85057740
capping this for when she kills a walker in the stupidest way possible because reasons.
>>85058292
you're the one capitalizing your sentences, but at the end of the day you're still a subhuman ape from Africa
>>85058289
>we
I've been posting here since 2009 were you even born by then kiddo?
>>85058315
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
reminder that if you defend this show at this point you might as well take your typing back over to /r/gameofthrones
>>85058365
>I'm mad that you are using proper grammar!
>You are a subhuman ape from Africa teehee! That's a good insult, r-r-right? That's what /pol/ told me to say! Did I stick to the script papa?
>being this obviously triggered.
End it, kid. Just end it.
>>85058329
Ghost is alive and well in Winterfell. We'll probably see Jon saying farewell to him before sailing south to Dragonstone.
Ghost will remain in Winterfell for the entire season because they had to choose between more dragon scenes or a couple more Direwolf scenes. Guess what they went with? LUL
>>85053823
Not all soldiers are amoral assholes waiting to rape girls bro... Only the ones that have turned bandit usually are. These guys are clearly still working. Sorry but this is my least compalint.
>>85055718
>didnt watched the episode (will see it later)
>out of here fast before reaad spoilers
>got my boner ready for this because I have a fetish for dykes (no idea why)
>>85058424
>I don't like dissenting opinions so please take them somewhere else so I don't have to see them.
Summer on /got/? This is going to be the annual autismo festival.
>>85054924
Whelp, I've dun goofed by myself.
Literally 3 minutes later I suffered explosive diarrhea. Literally explosive. No pain, no cramps, no spasms. Just shit going right through with as much resistance as Dragonstone.
I think I'm gonna die from cancer.
>>85058424
the strong womyn shit is a bit much
10yo telling grown men to shut the fuck up is very bothersome
>>85058579
>10yo telling grown men to shut the fuck up is very bothersome
Are you, dare I say, shaking?
>>85058366
i told you to leave
>posting your rebbit bullshit since 2009
>Shittest GoT episode ever
>George Romero dies IRL
But happy birthday to me so far, right guys?
>>85058662
Kill
Yourself
>>85058664
nobody cares
>/tv/ has been blowing it out the asshole from a two-punch of a female Doctor Who and /got/ sperging.
>A perfect storm of summer, /got/, daily /pol/ and Doctor Who gender bending.
>worst state this board has been in months.
Is this when the plug is finally pulled, lads?
>>85058231
>She was safely wayyy in the back, at the camp and Jon was the only surviving family she knows about. Where else is she literally going to go? You want her to just hang out at the Wall?
so why would she still mistrust him
>It's a mere weeks between meeting him at the Wall and marching to Winterfell, mate.
it's unreasonable to assume it's only been weeks for them to march across the north, asking several houses for their aid and then get to winterfell from the wall
>She didn't even know if they were going to come at all. You remember that, right? It was just an option, she didn't know if it was going to happen.
why didn't she bring it up at all
>Characters make mistakes, bud. Sometimes they are dumb. Sansa was never a brilliant person.
but what reason did she have to make such a mistake or think that withholding the information would be beneficial
How much time has passed in the show since last season?
How did the Ironborn build such a large fleet so quickly?
>>85053915
Is it weird that I unironically ship Arya and Jaqen?
>>85058606
shaking the piss off my dick...how did you know are you too a wizard
>>85054150
until everybody pointed it out i didnt even realize who he was
>>85058522
i was almost certain she was gonna start slashing throats after the second swig of wine. it was like she was prepping herself to kill a bunch of dudes that really didn't seem bad. next episode there's probably gonna be a twist where they try to rape her and she changes her mind. you know, because men are bad.
>>85058758
Your mistake is thinking everyone was at the same point in the timeline until season 7.
That's exactly what everyone who goes "LUL time travel in GoT" thinks too.
>>85053937
I mean they passed it off as a joke...but yeah I don't think in reality it would get laughed off so easily and quickly by the soldiers.
it wasn't complete shit, i'm actually surprised. the walder/arya scene was stupid, lyanna mormont doing the whole gurl power thing was corny and they already did this shit last season. the hound and sam scenes were really good, the shit and foot bowls thing was fucking disgusting. dany's scene went on too long, but i didn't mind, that's supposed to be her big moment of finally getting to westeros after 6 seasons.
the hound and thoros burying the father and daughter was the best scene
>>85058606
No just dead inside for this shitahow.
Sansa trying to manipule Jon would be exciting if she was as smart as she thinks she is.
>>85058751
>so why would she still mistrust him
I don't understand your question. What is there for her to trust?
>it's unreasonable to assume it's only been weeks for them to march across the north, asking several houses for their aid and then get to winterfell from the wall
Fine. A little over a month and a half maybe? She doesn't really learn about the Vale option until halfway through that.
>why didn't she bring it up at all
I guess her logic was that if shit hit the fan with Jon, she had a backup plan? Maybe she didn't want to waste it but was foolish about it.
>but what reason did she have to make such a mistake or think that withholding the information would be beneficial
Because she is making these plays really close to the chest now and isn't prepared to throw away a potential bargaining chip if she needs it. That coupled with her stupidity don't really make this too unbelievable, mate. Sometimes you need to pay attention to subtext.
>>85058055
Jon dying so she is the heir to winterfell.
>>85058903
Sansa isn't smart, bud.
Jaime and Cersei know Khaleesi will land on Dragonstone.
No ambush. Castle empty kekekekeek DnD for the Emmys
>>85058945
This.
>>85053990
If they are soldiers still employed, likely no. If they have turned bandit than yes. It doesn't look like they turned bandits. Contrary to popular belief, not all knights and soldiers were shit.
>>85056282
>literally just sail to the shore of a place with forests
with what fucking boats?
>>85058945
Bran is the heir after Jon, albeit neither of them know where the fuck he is.
>>85058758
they already had ships, so it's not like they built the entire fleet in a few months. they've been building them since euron was elected, and after that yara and theon took half the fleet and sailed to dany, which takes months considering they were on the iron islands.
>>85059010
>No ambush. Castle empty
Let's unpack this then: Dragonstone has been empty and it serves no real strategic value in a war, not unless there is someone you need to protect INSIDE it. Stannis dies about a year-ish ago, his people were already starting to hate him as a religious nut who burned people alive. Who's honestly going to stay in the castle? A garrison? Why?
Half of the Lannister forces are still near Rivverun at the start of S7, so what is Cersei going to do? March them hundreds of miles to Dragonstone, leave King's Landing virtually unguarded and attack only Dany while 4 other Kingdoms are again in open rebellion?
>>85055450
I know this post is a joke but it still makes me mad
this writing is fucking stupid and physically hurts me. I am literally ill after watching this hot garbage. I have this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach and I have to take a huge shit. I'll probably enjoy watching my big fat turd flush down the toilet than I had watching this trash heap of an episode.
>>85055335
KING IN DA NORF
>>85059215
This is what being triggered sounds like lads.
>>85059010
they don't have a navy... why do you think cersei is trying to ally with euron? euron is going straight to dragonstone to fuck her up.
at best you can say cersei should have hired some assassins or something, but maybe they didn't know she was sailing until it was too late.
>>85055357
it's dragonstone. it's a shit castle. it's like saying detroit is empty and anyone can become mayor. who cares
>>85058906
>I don't understand your question. What is there for her to trust?
that he's her only remaining family
>Fine. A little over a month and a half maybe? She doesn't really learn about the Vale option until halfway through that.
so how would she still have reservations? her entire survival hinges on this battle going successful. what reason could she have to seek to withhold information that could lead to their mutual defeat?
>I guess her logic was that if shit hit the fan with Jon, she had a backup plan? Maybe she didn't want to waste it but was foolish about it.
how would that be wasting it?
>Because she is making these plays really close to the chest now and isn't prepared to throw away a potential bargaining chip if she needs it. That coupled with her stupidity don't really make this too unbelievable, mate. Sometimes you need to pay attention to subtext.
she doesn't lose the bargaining chip by informing Jon of its presence. the battle would've gone much smoother if they could account for reinforcements.
what subtext are you talking about?
>>85055571
>not having him die at the hands of the masked man
shit tier plot desu
>>85059052
Bran is the heir before Jon, you mean.
>>85054958
>Killing off Littlefinger so casually and not saving him to be the real final boss of the show
>>85059440
Buddy we are on page 10, idk. She made a mistake. Are characters not allowed to make mistakes and be stupid as faults? Real people don't always make logical decisions.
>>85059532
This is the worst possilbe utcome
>>85059587
but there's no reason for her to make such a mistake. it's not as if she had some flawed reasoning for withholding the information, she just had no reason at all for it, aside from the plot needing it so that the reinforcing army was a surprise.
>>85059532
Watch literally none of that shit happen. Some of it doesn't even make sense.
>>85059267
Yeah it is. I'm pretty fucking triggered rn, that I wasted my fucking time watching this stupid shit, and knowing that the show I'm too invested in to drop is going to have two half-full seasons of pure garbage.
>>85059532
At this point, I don't even mind this. Littlefinger getting cucked despite having the STRONGEST army in Westeros while fast-travelling Varys summons up an ultimate army through space and time.
I gave up on good writing from this show years ago.
>>85059660
>Some of it doesn't even make sense
you think that has stopped D&D so far? see: season 5
>>85058964
Yeah, that's what I just said, retard.
>>85054958
>jon is going to marry Dany
b-but she's his aunt
>>85059683
ABLOO ABLOO faggot.
>>85059683
just hate watch it. at this point the show is such a mess that my only enjoyment is laughing at how fucking stupid it has become