How does something like this happen and why?

Because the tree of life is a shitty movie

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>>85039431
And Civil War isn't?

>>85039329
because you don't understand how Rotten Tomatoes works

90% doesn't mean the movie is a 9 out of 10
It just means that 90% of critics thought it deserved a 6 out of 10 or higher

RT is most just a measure of how accessible and palatable a movie is.

>>85039329
Tree of Life has a higher rating. What's the problem here?

>>85039329
Because you can't read the words "average rating", apparently

RT is utter trash and has been for years.

>>85039619
The problem is Civil War should be a 2/10

>covers up the average rating for civil war

heh top meme

>>85039665
do you get upset when people disagree with you?

>>85039329
>minding what a completely (((reddit))) infested site says
lel

>>85039709
Only when they're wrong

Bad example unless you wanted to show how misleading and useless the RT score is.

Pick Gladiator, fucking kino and still got less rating and score than civil boredom

>>85039739
how do you know that you aren't wrong?

>>85039329
Franchise films are graded on a curve. B

>>85039772
Because my movie doesn't have people dressed up as superheroes flying around and punching each other in an airport terminal.

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>>85039772
WHEN WILL THE SUBJECTIVITY MEME DIE

>>85039806
Why is Tree of Life "your" movie?

Did you make it?

tree of life is trash. couldn't get past the halfway point of that steaming pile of garbage.

>>85039329
Because lots of critics are Malickfanboys because of the old days when he was good so they give him positive reviews now despite the shite he releases

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>>85039882
I sincerely hate people like you. The only standard is that there is no standard. THE HATRED OF EXCELLENCE, STANDARD AND MERIT. THE ENVY OF GENIUS IS BORNE FROM ASSHATS LIKE YOU

>>85039861
subjectivist post modernists don't even believe their own lies, otherwise they'd have to argue a literal piece of poop is as artistic as a photograph by Brassaï

>>85039882
You're just full of questions, aren't ya?

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>trusting rotten tomatoes

>Get Out: Best comedy of all time according to wikipedia

>capeshit

gets reviewed by manchildren with yt channels that will praise will anything marvel shits out

>actual kino

gets reviewed by actual people that care about movies

>>85039973
>You're just full of questions, aren't ya?
Just curious, m8

Do you feel personally invested in the Tree of Life? Does it upset you when people don't like it as much as you think they should?

>>85040249
You already asked practically the same question. You're one of the many subjectivists that's infested every avenue of art with your inane blabbering.

>>85039990
Do you understand how RT works?

>>85040295
Introspection is scary, isn't it.

>>85040249
You didn't answer me cunt.

>>85040341
>Non sequitur: the post
Supercilious pretentious cunt.

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>>85039553
This

It always makes me laugh watching people throwing autistic fits over an automatic score aggregator.

>>85040341
Objectivism is absolutely frightening to you, isn't it? Are you even trying to argue anymore?

Can a piece of poo be more artistic than a photograph from Brassaï, yes or no?

>>85040454
>Objectivism is absolutely frightening to you, isn't it?
Not really. Life would be lot easier if shades of grey didn't exist.

I feel bad for autists who obsess and get hung up on other people's opinions. It must be exhausting.

>>85040436
>muh accessibility
If a movie isn't "accessible" it just really means you're an inaccessible person.

>>85040542
>muh gradients

Can a piece of poo be art comparable to Dostoevsky?

>>85040542
Not one argument was made that day...

ANSWER THE QUESTION AND ANSWER ME CUNT...

>>85040638
You sound confused, anon. You didnt ask any question

>>85040733
See:

>>85039970
Is it not a hatred of all standards

>>85040784
No, it isn't.

>>85040733
>>85040836
Can a piece of poo be art comparable to Dostoevsky?

>>85039953
check his last three films' RT ratings. not exactly unanimous. do yourself and everyone else a favor and shut the fuck up

>>85040836
Then define A SINGLE STANDARD to distinguish quality of one piece of art over another.

>>85040866
What metric would you use to compare them?

>>85040996
running time

>>85039496
nope

>>85041006
Just answer the question you slimy little weezball.

>>85039665
retard

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>>85041285
remember that scene where the punched each other and said FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

>>85041132
You can compare anything to anything

Did you really need to have that explained to you?

>>85041062
Kek are you fucking serious.

So what is better, something with greater run time or less. Either way you have shown how fucking retarded a metric that is to choose.

>>85039329
The critics to whom Civil Wars appeals and would be reviewed are more numerous and have lower standards than those who would review Tree of Life.

>>85041829
depends on your schedule

>>85042121
>A universal depends on something subjective

FUCK OFF

>>85042208
so why is Tree of Life a better movie than Civil War, then?

>>85039329
Civil War is a carefully crafted crowd pleasing blockbuster. Hence the higher grade.

The Tree of Life is a carefully crafted (albeit divisive) thought provoking film-kino. Hence the lower grade.

>>85042427
>Not answering the question for 500

>>85043474
You didn't ask a question.

Is English your first language?

Tree of life is boring and tries too hard to be deep. Civil war is pure concentrated fun.

>>85043547
Soz i'm going through 3 threads and missclicked.

But fed up with you slippery cunt anyway. Feigning ignorance while being supercilious is the scummiest thing to do. Just a time sink.

>>85039990
>99%
Based Armond.

>>85039990
>Get Out
>Nearly 100%
Reminder how incredibly bullshit not only are aggregate review sites, but RT in comparison to Metacritic.

Just wanted to say tree of life is best film of 21st century so far

>>85044326
Wow, aren't you DUMB, not knowing BOYHOOD came out in the 21st century. Did you just forget when it came out? Pretty embarrassing.

Civil War was great, so that's alright.