Can Most Expensive Indie Movie Ever Break Even?

why does cara delevingne look like a transgender

if you don't watch this movie you deserve to be forcefed 20 disney franchise movies a year

The trailer and commercials look like shit. It will flop. Scifi rarely does well.

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>>85033289
I never surf /tv/ (probably 2nd time this year), and I felt compelled to post this here. I was surprised there wasn't a thread on this movie on here.

>>85033274
middle age called, they want their cavemen back

As someone who is unfamiliar with whatever obscure graphic novel this is based on it looks thoroughly unappealing to me
Seems super generic just based on the marketing and the cg looks awful

>>85033289
How about watching neither

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>>85033332
Then try this trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsG7WJVZv8

>>85033357

what?

>>85033289
Oh please do Disney's the best

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>>85033208
how is EuropaCorp indie in any way?

>>85033289
>if you don't watch CGI nü-male leftist shitfest you deserve to be forcefed the same thing but bigger budget

>>85033452
They're not one of the top US studios so they technically get to call themselves "independent"

>>85033499
yes

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>>85033499
>CGI nü-male leftist shitfest
I don't think this is some leftist movie. It's on the front page of http://drudgereport.com/

>>85033208
>indie

the fuck are you talking about if this is produced by EuropaCorp you fucking retard

>>85033357
>middle aged
>24

try again in 20 years mate

>>85033499
>if you are not an anti-semitic, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, ableist, transphobic trumptard then you should get out of 4chan
Nice logic pal

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i really, really want this movie to go well guise
how can it be done?

>>85033634
>The core theme of the stories is an optimistic liberal humanism: the adventures are not about defeating enemies but about exploring, facing challenges, and celebrating diversity.[7] Thus, according to academic John Dean, Christin "as a rule works into his narratives political, environmental and feminist concerns – thereby showing social ills are universal, no matter on what planet you land".[8]

Trailer looks boring as fuck, don't know about you guys but watching retards jump around in front of a green screen with CGI in every frame annoys me.
Feels like watching PS3 cutscenes.

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Another trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shrCoqWh9k

>>85033706
>Average rating 6/10

Lmao

>>85033208
I hope so. I'm really intrigued by it.

>>85033721

Sounds like Cuck: The Movie, I'm glad it will flop

>>85033706
Convince your friends to see it.
Talk about how it's made by the guy who did "Fifth Element" since that's basically a cult classic.

>>85033706
SHould've casted better leads. Both of them look like the loner kids in some subrubruan highschool

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>>85033773
Why they mention in every trailer that its "groundbreaking", wtf does that even mean?

>>85033208
>the 2 main protagonist are 2 white devils

It deserves failure.

>>85033858
Anytime you have to call your own shit "groundbreaking" it means it's probably generic tripe

I am hyped for this. Doesn't openuntil 2 august here

This movie is guaranteed to flop, at least in theaters. There are no huge stars to draw the normals and it isn't dumb enough for parents to take their kids. If somehow it is actually great it may sell a shit ton of blue rays after word of mouth.

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>>85033925
I don't see anything that hasn't been already done before.

Avatar was already a full CGI shitfest in 2009 and there were plenty of other CGI shitfest movies since then with more or less the same effects.

Just Actors playing pretend in front of a green screen, plot also deosn't seem very interesting or fresh in any way (as far as I can tell from the trailers).

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>Anon, would you come up to our hotel room and creampie both of us?
How do you reply?

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>>85034126
http://yourbrainonporn.com/

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>>85034126
"nah man I'll pass"

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>>85034126
I'd skip Dane. But Cara I'd fuck all night, long hair, short hair idgaf.

>>85034126
Not interested in having sex with two skinny boys, sorry

>>85034263
It's a package deal anon

Just because you hesitated like that now Cara is going to demand she watch you breed Dane first

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>>85033208
The trailers seemed nice so I might see it.

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>>85033357

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>>85034178
sounds like a lot of bullshit m8
been jerking off for 20 years to porn now and nothing bad happened to me.

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>>85034296
What have i done...

Well I'll go see it
I like, Dane, Cara and Besson all individually so.

>>85033721
>Thus, according to academic John Dean, Christin "as a rule works into his narratives political, environmental and feminist concerns – thereby showing social ills are universal, no matter on what planet you land"

Makes sense seeing is how all social standards are universal already on Earth; might as well they'd be the same on Mars.

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>>85033833
my friends are all comic oldfags and they're hyped too
but seeing millenials saying this >>85034073 (and probably being right about it) without caring about the lore and its possibilities makes me kinda sad

>>85033849
yeah you're right too

>>85033208
It's just taking everything that has been profitable the past 5 years and cgi. It's literally Guardians of the Galaxy and teenaged drama bullshit: the movie.

see? an ignorant millenian right here >>85034518

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>>85034483
so its basically a ripoff of star wars now?

reminder that the male lead actor is 31 years old

>>85034553
You can't read or?

>>85034553
the CGI is there for a reason, anon
c'mon give it a chance

>>85033208
>my country's whole sci fi movies industry relies on this film not bombing
Well, good think I never wanted to work in fil anyway.

>>85033208
Gotta say if nothing else it looks pretty unique. Not my thing but I hope it does well

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>>85034617
>Star Wars did it on Film in the 70s
>Vulgerian now does it in 2017
>people already know all this from the Star Wars films and think its a Star Wars ripoff

whats not to understand?

>>85034561
I still can't relate to him because he looks and acts like he's 17.

>>85034359
but youre here. so obviously something has gone wrong.

>>85033274
models become supermodels by being attractive in the eyes of homosexual male fashion designers.

>>85034655
>it looks pretty unique
In what way

>>85034618
I think these CGI cutscene movies are boring, there is no real stunts being made, its all green screen stuff and I don't really see anything appealing, even the plot seems generic.
But yea maybe I torrent the 1080p rip in a year or two for free and watch it on the second monitor while posting on /tv/.

>>85034713
Star Wars is actually more a rip-off of Valerian, right down to the iconic design of the Millennium Falcon.

>>85033389
if you like big-budget sci-fi, but are tired of Disney, and you don't support this, you'll be left with Disney.

Mostly hyped but why'd they cast these sleazy lookin' slaglets?

>>85034745
where else should I be?

just jerk off in moderation and everything is fine, no need to join some no porn cult.

It will perform poorly in the US but will do great in China.

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I can't wait

>>85034818
yea but nobody cares.
if they wanted success they should have made that movie in the 60s.
now its too late and now its just generic garbage and a Star Wars ripoff.

>>85034874
I hate that this is the future we live in

>>85033208
the graphics are literally PS2 tier

>>85034874
Because you said so?

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>>85034862
>no porn cult
You're the one that's in the porn cult if you think about it.

There are scientific papers that prove the harmful effects of pornography and masturbation addiction: https://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-scan-studies-porn-users

>>85033634
that picture is the cringiest shit I've ever fucking seen

>>85033208
Dunkirk is gonna destroy it.

>>85035003
I agree, no idea who thinks CGI movies are interesting and what they see in them.
If anything such CGI laden films scream "poorly made" and "lazy".

>>85034948
I'm glad actually.
China won't allow degenerate movies so now Hollywood has to cut a lot of their PC bullshit if they want to make money.

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>>85034806
>there is no real stunts being made
you want to bring back the Mondoshawan suits? it's the current year fer focks' sake

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The pajeet disneymarvel viralmarketers fear the Valerian.

Hollyjews try to shit on it hard too.

>>85033208
the name and two leads are goofy as shit, but it looks like it's worth giving a chance

>>85033395
>le badass woman and gay faggot

The leads are annoying as fuck

>>85035006
Just a feeling.

>>85033208
Unless they spend another $180 million on marketing it will be a failure

>>85035081
Honestly i'm expecting to see them in the background, or in a small cameo during the film

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>>85035038
but same could be said about pretty much everything, moderation is always the key. but yea I can see how somebody could get addicted to it the same way someone gets addicted to cheeseburgers, probably has something to do with certain people being prone to addiction or having already a mental illness.

personally I never had any problems with porn.

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>>85034126
I'd fuck them both.

t. femanon

>>85034780
lots of pretty colors big cityscapes idk. Looks like Avatar mixed with Blade Runner or something

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Hey Dane if this movie isn't a flop you have to post your feet on /tv/, OK?

>>85035266
>it looks pretty unique
>in what way
>it looks like these two other things
Mate

>>85035340
>>85035266
lol

thats what i'm saying, it looks like generic CGI shitfest with same generic story we seen a thousend times before.

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>>85035237
1) Video game addiction isn't necessarily the same thing as porn addiction. Porn addiction deals with your core sexual system part of your primitive brain. Humans are wired to seek this out specifically. The same can't be said for video game addiction. That is why video game addiction is easier to drop than porn and masturbation addiction.

2) You do have problems with porn and masturbation addiction because if you were to stop watching porn and masturbating on a daily basis, you'd experience withdrawal symptoms. At the very least, you are by-definition, addicted. There are also other problems that you have not clinically diagnosed with yourself yet. I would bet you also have mild clinical depression.

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>>85035392
nice assumptions m8 but I don't see how it makes my life in any way worse.

cumming for me is on the same level as taking a shit.
my dick gets annoyingly hard so I just jerk off and then move on with my life.

also where is the problem in looking at naked pretty girls doing lewd things?

>>85034483
Phantom Menace wasn't 2003

I dunno. I think it's dumb because the two leads look really young. shit looks like Spy Kids. I'd might get more of a 5th Element vibe from it if Clive Owen was the lead.

>>85035038
Porn addiction is when you literally cannot stop looking at porn for the majority of your day. Sex addiction is when you're devoting your life to fucking as much as possible. Spending a few hours a week fapping or fucking is normal healthy behavior. Even if you're the type that rubs one real quick every morning, that isn't an addiction, it's just a bad habit and poor use of time.

A true addiction destroys your connections with other people and stops you from keeping yourself healthy.

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>>85034126
i would go up there and creampie them both, like the gentleman i am

>>85033208

It's hardly indie with that. kind of investment.

>>85033606
But that's a filthy lie, wtf Europe?

>Going against Dunkirk

Gay shit aint standin a chance

>>85034754

So much this.

They all look like twinks, what the fuck.

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>>85035546
>I don't see how it makes my life in any way worse.
Your life could be better, restoring your brain back to its natural state without frying your brain and losing dopamine receptors.

>cumming for me is on the same level as taking a shit. my dick gets annoyingly hard so I just jerk off and then move on with my life.
Old habits die hard, I agree. But this isn't how mankind operated for thousands of years. Ever since 1994 when the Internet became public, there's been a hidden growing epidemic of men being addicted to online pornography and masturbation. I haven't watched porn nor masturbated in a couple years now, and I'm doing completely fine. I don't experience the symptoms you experience because I successfully rebooted my brain (takes at least 90-days of abstaining from porn and masturbation and going through the withdrawal symptoms). But I feel you, I had the same problem as you had, if I don't watch porn or masturbate, I have withdrawal symptoms. Your body has a natural mechanism called nocturnal emissions, so your body self-regulates. This is taught in school at your sex-ed course, this has been taught since the dawn of mankind, recorded in ancient texts. There is no need to masturbate at all.

>also where is the problem in looking at naked pretty girls doing lewd things?
Yes, because since 1994, every man now has a harem of limitless women. The only problem is, these women are virtual and can be summoned at a click of a button. This abuses the Coolidge effect of your male brain which puts your system into overdrive, hence your current porn and masturbation addiction.

The first step towards recovery is admitting you have an addiction, then the healing process can begin. Many guys, including myself, were addicted to porn and masturbation for years since childhood, but we all have broken free too. You can break free. Remember, if you fell into the porn and masturbation addiction hole, you can climb out of it. No excuses.

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>>85035716
Porn binging is not the same as porn addiction. You can be addicted to porn, and not porn binge. If you need to look at porn, no matter how 'infrequently', you are by-definition, addicted to porn and masturbation.

For example, if you were to abstain from porn and masturbation completely and you experience the following withdrawal symptoms, then you are by-definition addicted. I haven't watched porn nor masturbated in years, and I'm doing completely fine. Me and along with many other guys have went through the rebooting process (at least 90-days), you can too and there's nothing stopping you.

It looks interesting and I would probably see it if it was at least John Carter tier

>>85036009
I don't think I can make it

I'd get boner at work if I don't jack off

>>85034073
>actors playing pretend
But that's what all actors though

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>>85035927
>Your life could be better
how would it be better to ignore my boner?

doesn't even make sense dude, masturbation is very relaxing and I just look at tasteful stuff while doing it. actually I am already pretty satisfied.

>I don't experience the symptoms you experience
what? you don't get any boners? that doesn't sound healthy at all.
My Dick is as good as ever, strong erections, fat loads of cum and very good orgasms.
the way I see it the dick is muscle that needs constant training.

>Your body has a natural mechanism called nocturnal emissions
yea nah I don't want to change my bedsheets every other day, I produce more semen than a Bull and its better to dispose it in a tissue instead of my bed.

>The only problem is, these women are virtual and can be summoned at a click of a button
How is this a problem?
Its fucking awesome

>You can break free.
what for?
everything is fine in my life.
I'm not depressed, I have my hobbys, I work out regulary, I have friends and a social life, had girlfriends and relationships and I have no trouble with anything in any way so how is porn bad for me?

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>>85036211
but I mean on a real set they interact with stuff that is really there. their reactions are real.

Like in that Star Wars movie where he stands in front of general grivous and is just looking how he twists his lightsabers around 1 meter away from him, you can see the actor has no idea what is happening in that part of the movie and how to react on it.
I think shit like this is annoying as fuck to watch. it destroys the immersion

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>>85036114
Yes you can, it's scientifically proven that you can fully recover. You need to go through a rebooting process only once, if you do it successfully, you will no longer experience any of these withdrawal symptoms and hence, you will no longer be addicted to pornography and masturbation. If we can do, you can do it. If I can do it, then you can do. If you fell into the porn and masturbation addiction hole, then you can climb out of it. No excuses. Nobody said it would ever be easy, you can climb out halfway, yet fall back down in an instant. But that's okay, you need to try. The road to success is paved with failures. That was my experience, and that was the experience of many anons who broke free of their addiction to internet porn and masturbation. Start today.

Reboot your brain: https://yourbrainonporn.com/reboot_your_brain


“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese Proverb

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>>85036187
I jack off and still get boners at work all the time, what's wrong with my dick

>>85036548
I would worry if I wouldn't get boners throughout the day.
you're absolutely healthy dude.

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>>85036187
So if you get a boner at work, are you going to jack off? I don't have any of these problems, neither do any guys I've heard from that quit their porn and masturbation addiction. It's not even scientifically proven, you're just making up these imaginations. Face it, a lot of these "sexual" problems that you claim you would get, you won't get when you are free from your porn and masturbation addiction. That's the whole point, is to restore your brain back to normality. It is proven in brain scans that your brain shows signs of addiction, much like alcohol addiction and heroin addiction. There is real brain change and it takes time for your brain to heal itself. It's never too late. The best time to start is now.

Reboot your brain: https://yourbrainonporn.com/reboot_your_brain

>>85036548
yeah same, I imagine I'd get even more boners if I didnt jack off

I think it's because I'm more sexualised than normies who fuck like once every couple of days or something

>>85036438
Ok I see what you mean.

>>85036548
>>85036608
Men gets about 8 boners per day.

How many shots are just the two of them standing in front of a green screw?

Pist all panty shots please

>>85033395
looks like a poor man's Fifth Element

>>85036584
boners throughout the day are healthy tho, the body just does drills in case a sexual emergency happens.

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>>85036325
>masturbation is very relaxing
Just because something feels good doesn't mean it is good. Why do some people do drugs despite it being bad for them? There are medical papers that prove the harmful effects of porn and masturbation addiction: https://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-scan-studies-porn-users

>the way I see it the dick is muscle that needs constant training
Again, an alcoholic can argue that his liver needs training hence the reason why he needs to be addicted to alcohol. There are scientific papers that prove the harmful effects of porn and masturbation addiction as shown above.

Also, 60% of porn and masturbation addicts have ED problems. You happen to be in one of the 40%, but it could happen to you eventually. Also, many guys who broke free from porn and masturbation addiction have either fully recovered from their porn-induced ED and are completely healthy.

>How is this a problem?
It's a huge problem because it abuses the Coolidge effect, read more here: https://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

This will become a huge issue because they are currently making VR/AR technology along with haptic feedback. Also, did you know the vast majority 4k 60fps video is currently porn?

>everything is fine in my life.
Again, I don't know you and I'm not going to take your "self-diagnosis" because you have no clue about your own health either. I would bet there are other problems that have been clinically undiagnosed. At the very least, your brain scans would reveal addiction-related markers similar to alcoholics.

In addiction, once you're free of your porn and masturbation addiction, your life could be even better.

>>85033721
Sounds a lot like Star Trek.

>>85034754
/thread

>>85033208
Dafug is she wearing?
Is that a tie hung around her breasts?

>>85033694
You might only live to 48

>>85033365
>as someone who.......
LITERALLY go back to r/eddit

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>>85036825
>boners throughout the day are healthy tho, the body just does drills in case a sexual emergency happens.
I never said boners were unhealthy. Again, these are your unfounded accusations out of your imaginations. What you are describing are perhaps withdrawal symptoms, but they are no by no means, natural. Of course an addict would experience withdrawal symptoms, but if you successfully reboot your brain and you only need to do this once, then you won't have experience these effects anymore since you restored your brain back to its natural balance. Hope this makes sense.

>>85035252
no surprise there, whore

>>85036009
That's absurd. I've gone weeks without whacking it and the worst that happens is I start leaking pre like a faucet when I pop wood. If I go more than about a month I'll start to cum in my sleep and that's really damn annoying.

I'm an engineer. In the last ten years I've spent probably 20% of my time working on designs and implementations. I get a huge rush when a plan is realized. Am I addicted to design? Should I spend 90 days not working to clean out? I can guarantee that would be 10x as hard as stopping masturbating. I'd end up cheating on accident jusy because of wandering thoughts and my tendency to analyze. Am I lost? Do I need therapy?

Of fucking course not. I love my work, but I balance it well against the rest of my life. Fapping is fun to do once or twice a week, and it doesn't interfere with my life at all other than being relaxing and taking an hour or so to do. You're a reactionary projecting moron if you really believe that's somehow destroying my brain.

>>85035085
Trying too hard mate.

>>85033208
This film has "BOMB" written all over it.

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>>85037298
>That's absurd. I've gone weeks without whacking it and the worst that happens is I start leaking pre like a faucet when I pop wood.
Every guy is different. At the end of the day, an addiction is an addiction. And yes, you are experiencing withdrawal symptoms, the reboot phase lasts at least 90-days, typically it lasts much longer. Just because you went a month without indulging in your porn and masturbation addiction means nothing.

>I'm an engineer. In the last ten years I've spent probably 20% of my time working on designs and implementations. I get a huge rush when a plan is realized. Am I addicted to design?
No, you are not 'addicted to design'. You're concocting a strawman argument. Porn and masturbation addiction hits at the core central brain system that deals with seeking out porn. Humans have a natural wiring to seek out sexual desires, not "design" or "video games." This is why video game addiction isn't as severe as porn and masturbation addiction. You need to understand that porn and masturbation addiction affects every guy differently. Porn addiction is not porn binging. You don't have to porn binge in order to be classified as porn addiction. There is a difference.

>Fapping is fun to do once or twice a week
Masturbation is 'fun' because you're releasing the dopamine surge back into your system. You're simply validating my point. You may not porn binge, but you are by-definition addicted to porn and masturbation.

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>>85036978
>In addiction, once you're free of your porn and masturbation addiction, your life could be even better.
I already have everything I want or need. I don't feel depressed, I have an active lifestyle that doesn't completely revolves about one thing and yea I feel pretty good even after 20 years of masturbating (almost) daily.

don't really see any benefits from not jerking off besides "some MRI scan will show some other colors on some paper nobody gives a flying fuck about".

>>85037217
>What you are describing are perhaps withdrawal symptoms
the penis is a muscle, its completely normal to get boner throughout the day even if you don't think about porn. morning wood is a healthy thing as well.
but yea I can see how porn and masturbation could be harmful if that is the only thing one does with his life. but people like this have other issues and the 16 hours a day masturbation is just a symptom of other problems.

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>>85037639
>don't really see any benefits from not jerking off besides "some MRI scan will show some other colors on some paper nobody gives a flying fuck about".
As I've said before, porn and masturbation addiction cuts across the spectrum. Every guy responds to porn and masturbation addiction differently. Some worse than others. You simply cannot self-diagnose yourself and say you are 'doing great'. There could be many problems that have not been clinically diagnosed.

In fact, these brain studies found the following: https://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-scan-studies-porn-users

1) The 3 major addiction-related brain changes: sensitization, desensitization, and hypofrontality.
2) More porn use correlated with less grey matter in the reward circuit (dorsal striatum).
3) More porn use correlated with less reward circuit activation when briefly viewing sexual images.
4) More porn use correlated with disrupted neural connections between the reward circuit and prefrontal cortex.
5) Addicts had greater prefrontal activity to sexual cues, but less brain activity to normal stimuli (matches drug addiction).

>the penis is a muscle, its completely normal to get boner throughout the day even if you don't think about porn. morning wood is a healthy thing as well.
Again, your body naturally self-regulates. The point is, there is no need to masturbation. The downside to porn and masturbation addiction outweighs the apparent upsides, because you are simply getting your dopamine fix.

Please watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFVOJf0TzY

>>85034754
this is true

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>>85038100
I don't have any problems m8, so whatever illness you try to develop for me it doesn't convince me at all, also are you a shill or something?

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>>85038476
All I do is present the facts. At the very least, you do have an addiction problem with side effects that are not apparent to yourself.

>>85038614
>you do have an addiction problem with side effects
but I don't.

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Will this be the No Man's Sky of /tv/

>>85038476
Why are you still replying to a retard that keeps shilling the same website?

>>85033208
Isn't Valerian steel from Game of Thrones?

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>>85038673
>you do have an addiction problem with side effects that are not apparent to yourself
The results of these 34 neurological studies (and upcoming studies) are consistent with 220+ Internet addiction "brain studies", many of which also include internet porn use.

https://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-scan-studies-porn-users

>>85035707
Maybe true, I'm gonna go see it with my friends just for the special effects and zone out, maybe eat a pot cookie too.
Looks like the kind of movie you could experience on acid.

>>85038679
Nah, there was never any hype for it.

>>85039037
I'll be stoned as hell for this

>>85036742
>Luc Besson's The Fifth Element is a seriously weird movie. There's no other way to look at it, and I'm not disparaging the film at all. In fact, I think that's what makes the movie so iconic. The 1997 sci-fi adventure has become a bona fide genre classic, but the world has changed quite a bit since Besson first brought it to theaters. It's a change that has not gone unnoticed by the French filmmaking legend as he prepares to finally bring the endlessly bizarre Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets to the silver screen

>>85039024
Is whacking it to porn once or twice a day for about a 10 year period really that bad?

idk 5th element worked because you had Bruce Willis play the veteran srs guy paired up with a ditzy sexy girl. You can't go wrong with that combination.

But here the guy looks anemic and dopey and the girl looks like some dour manhating bitch.

And that's just going by first impressions. I can't even imagine what kind of boring flat banter they'll attempt to have them do.

Also all the "scifi visuals" in the trailers looked like some stock benchmark footage. There's nothing interesting there that tickles the imagination.

>>85039024
>Masturbation is like a shot of dopamine, so men are compelled to do it
No fucking shit Sherlock. The difference between masturbation and meth is that masturbation has a refractory period and doesn't fry your brain if you decide you want to do it all day. Our bodies were built for both porn and masturbation.

>>85039024

yourbrainonporn is christian propaganda

>>85038880
dunno man , just been wondering what his shit is about.

>>85039024
seems more like studys made to support a point so this website can get clicks.

>>85039227
about as harmful as taking a shit m8

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>>85039227
If it causes addiction related changes in your brain so much so that it causes withdrawal symptoms, then yes, you are addicted. It's up to you to decide if you think these brain-related addiction changes are good for you or not. They aren't according to science.

https://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

>>85039178
>There are going to be 3 giggling dudes in the back getting their mind (dick) blown by Cara's 3D chest in a cyberpunk futuristic alien environment
I will come straight home to shitpost on /tv/ after I'm done seeing it

>>85039309
>Morphing porn tastes that don't match sexual orientation
"I've been jacking off a lot to guys fucking each other in the ass, but I'm not gay, doctor. Promise."

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>>85039291
>yourbrainonporn is christian propaganda
First of all, there is no Christian affiliation in fact when they talk about evolution to describe how humans evolved for sexual desires. And just because you don't like something doesn't mean you can make up some fake ad hominem attack.

There are other websites that have been talking about the harmful effects of porn and masturbation addiction from all other angles, YBOP is simply a good place to start and they link to scientific studies.

Lastly, we are here to help you. You have an addiction and knowledge is power. Men have a right to know this information and all we do is present the facts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFVOJf0TzY

>>85039309
>cant get it up for porn but not partners
Motherfucker if I could get a partner I wouldn't be whacking it in the first place.

>social anxiety
well, yeah, that's part of why I can't get a partner

>7,8
Really fucking vague both caused by a bunch of other stuff

i want cara to succeed in acting because she seems nice but she keeps picking shit movie

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>>85039274
>Our bodies were built for both porn and masturbation.
False. Your body has a natural mechanism to handle "porn and masturbation." It's called having a sexual partner and nocturnal emissions.

The problem with technology is that it will usurp these natural urges and put them into overdrive. The Coolidge effect is abused here as men have access to limitless amounts of women online. The problem is, they are all virtual. This will only get worse as AR/VR technology is developed with haptic feedback.

>>85039489
>i want cara to succeed in acting because she seems nice
Gas yourself.
I want her to succeed for the memes and because she is my waifu.

>>85039551
>I want her to succeed for the memes and because she is my waifu.
wew lad

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>>85039301
>seems more like studys made to support a point so this website can get clicks.
Believe it or not, the objective of porn websites is to get you to buy porn and get addicted to porn so you buy more porn from them. Porn is a multi-billion dollar industry. Did you know in 2016, the porn industry made $97 billion dollars? That's enough money to feed 4.8 billion people.

The point of YBOP and other resources is to inform men of the harmful effects of pornography and masturbation addiction. We carefully look at the science and facts because men have a right to know. Since 1994 when the Internet became public, this has been a silent epidemic among the male population. Think about this, for over millenias men have developed a natural sex drive that has been usurped just in the past 25 years. Just 25 years, that is not enough time to respond. This is why knowledge is power. Just because some Joe Schmoe who is addicted to porn and masturbation is unable to see the apparent side effects in his life doesn't mean pornography addiction has destroyed countless lives, marriages, and men's potentials. Men have a right to know. Knowledge is power.

Start here: https://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

>>85039505
>It's called having a sexual partner
so if instead using an onahole I fuck escorts every day I won't have any problems?

cool

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>>85039730
>buying porn

lmao, I pirate all my content. nobody makes any money with me jerking off.

>>85039730
I get like 90% of my porn from e621, gelbooru and rule34 and they don't sell anything.

>>85039251
>I can't even imagine what kind of boring flat banter they'll attempt to have them do.
Tsundere Cara with boy wonder Dane boi having to deal with her fuckups.

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>>85034392
Fucking slut makes my dick hard. I guess I'll go see it and complain about how much the movie sucks on /tv/

>>85039816
>professional porn
why would you even torrent it? I can't even get hard unless it's a shit 360p quality video

>>85033208
>setting looks kinda cool. stupid in some ways but visually diverse and interesting
>insert two angsty teens to save the world
nope

>>85033452
>how is EuropaCorp indie in any way?
They're not owned by the Jew.

>>85037585
What if I am fucking daily? That is bad too now? Fuck outta here...

Sounds like scapegoating random shit with 0 evidence. Worse than gym science honestly

>>85039505
So are you banging hot chicks left and right, or do you simply enjoy waking up with your underwear stuck to your crotch?

>>85033765
>watching retards jump around in front of a green screen with CGI in every frame
Indeed, stunts are saf-
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/walking-dead-stuntman-dead-dies-john-bernecker-1202495620/

>>85040030
>>insert two angsty teens to save the world
>angsty teens
What did he mean by this, /tv/ ?

>>85035252
fuckin skank have some decency

>>85033849
This. I went through the abomination that was Cara Delevigne's acting before, I don't want to have this happen twice. The guy looks like an asshole.

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>>85040061
>What if I am fucking daily? That is bad too now? Fuck outta here...
That is fine if you have a sexual partner because you aren't abusing the Coolidge effect. Please start here: https://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

I am simply presenting the facts against pornography and masturbation. Sex with a physical sexual partner is natural, so is nocturnal emissions if you are single.

>>85039816
>Ashley Alban
>Siri
>Larkin Love
>Jennifer White
Good taste there anon.
No Xev Bellringer tho, kinda sad.

>>85033208
of all the fucking amazing French Sci-Fi comics from the past 50 years and this is the one they fucking choose.

I'm probably not going to go see it in theaters. I'll give them some shekels via Netflix views the week after release, tho.

>>85040777
>of all the fucking amazing French Sci-Fi comics from the past 50 years and this is the one they fucking choose.
You probably expected a story from the Quran.

Why does none of the trailers actually tell me what this movie even is about? It's gonna be another of these style-over-substance fuckfests, innit?

>>85034483
they fucked up the marketing

they should have said "FROM THE GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT INSPIRED STAR WARS" in every trailer

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>>85040178
>So are you banging hot chicks left and right, or do you simply enjoy waking up with your underwear stuck to your crotch?
You're confusing withdrawal symptoms as to what is normal. After you go through the reboot phase, you won't experience anymore withdrawal symptoms. The reboot phase takes at least 90-days, in most cases much longer than that.

http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/flash/i/i_03/i_03_m/i_03_m_que/i_03_m_que.html

>>85040645
>imagination
dude from the 90s here, imagination sucks, been glad when internet porn became a thing.

>>85039730
>Buying porn.

No one under the age of 30 has bought porn.

>>85041067
Nah, I fap every day and went for two months when I didn't. Didn't get any of those.

>>85033208
Getting tired of seeing her ugly face.

>>85041264
>No one under the age of 30 has bought porn.
That's not the point. The point is how prevalent and how much influence the porn industry has over men's lives. You are a slave to your addictions. I'm not. That's the difference that separates porn addicts from non-addicts.

>>85041213
The first thing I fapped to was me imagining turning into a Slaneeshi demon and transforming my entire school into Slaneeshi daemonettes in a gigantic orgy.

I was 13 and never saw any porn before. Imagination is way worse for you than hardcore pornography.

>>85041359
What addiction?

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>>85041304
>Nah, I fap every day and went for two months when I didn't. Didn't get any of those.
Self-diagnosis is not sufficient. Unless you do a brain scan, and you have to masturbation or watch pornography, you are by-definition addicted.

>>85033721

absolutely disgusting

>>85041406
What is the difference between sleeping with a prostitute everyday and masturbation?

>>85041406
>You're addicted because I say so.

There are two kind of men in this world. Wankers and liars. And the liars wank too.

>>85041482
+ 1 AIDS
- 1 Dignity
- Money
+ greentext autism story to shitpost on /tv/

>>85033721
Thanks, not going to see it now

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>>85041532
I haven't masturbated nor watched porn in years. I broke free of my addictions as soon as I successfully went through the reboot process. There are many men who have broken free from their porn and masturbation addiction as well. Men for millenias have not watched porn in this capacity nor masturbated. If you read and study the medical science all through the ancient texts, you will see that nocturnal emissions were a natural thing. Your body has a natural self-regulating mechanism to handle this.

>>85033208
>Released in the most competitive part of the summer movie season, it’s the only big budget movie that isn’t based on characters or franchises already well known to audiences. There is also the foreign nature of the name itself, “Valerian,” based on a French comic book. “To a U.S. audience, that is an unfamiliar name,”

This is the most depressing line I've ever read on here.
>big budget movies are only expected to do well if they are part of a well established franchise
>there is only one big budget movie during all of summer that's not part of an already established franchise
>a name like "Valerian" already sounds too foreign for American audiences

I'm going to see it opening day and buy a ticket for it every time I pass by the theatre.

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>>85041482
>What is the difference between sleeping with a prostitute everyday and masturbation?
Nobody said you should choose from either or. Again, you're misconstruing withdrawal symptoms which are only temporary, for what you will be in post-reboot. You won't experience withdrawal symptoms after you successfully reboot which you only need to do once.

Reboot, start here: https://yourbrainonporn.com/reboot_your_brain

>>85033208

so what's it based on, they say a graphic novel, is it any good?

>>85041742
>men for thousands of years haven't masturbated

lmao, this is what reddit nofap cucks actually believe

>>85041868

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe it was just you who was addicted to masturbating and most guys don't overdo it?

It's literally like saying you're a sex addict if you have sex regularly.

>>85041868
I've never experienced these symptoms. You're like someone going up to a perfectly healthy person and insisting they've got a flu.

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>>85042038
I'm not part of the reddit nofap group which is based on psuedoscience. YBOP and other sites that uncover the dangers of porn and masturbation addiction is based on peer-reviewed medical science which proves the harmful effects and brain alterations that porn and masturbation addiction causes.

Brain Studies on Porn Users
https://yourbrainonporn.com/

>>85042003
>is it any good?
Helped Lucas start a cult classic >>85034483

>>85042241
I never experienced that either.
guess this nofap thing is aimed at guys who really overdo it.

>>85033208
>Valerian being called a cross between Star Wars and something else
Jesus fuck how pleb can these niggers get?

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>>85042241
>>85042407
The very fact you experience withdrawal symptoms means you are by-definition addicted to pornography. In addition, 60% of porn addicts experience ED problems, however that also means 40% do not. Just because you don't perceive any harmful side effects does not mean you are clinically clear of any of these symptoms.

https://yourbrainonporn.com/studies-reported-relationships-between-porn-use-or-porn-addictionsex-addiction-and-sexual

>>85042519
>Jesus fuck how pleb can these niggers get?
Considering Star Wars copied it, you can't say its a cross.

>>85042567
but I feel good when having a date with palmela whats the problem?

>>85042578
That's my point. You can't fucking say "Valerian is kinda like Star Wars" considering Star Wars was made to be like Valerian in the first place.

>>85033634
>Somebody spent time making this picture

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This Film will do well in Europe.

>>85033634
r/thedonald was a mistake.
But look
>Milo "Look i fucking niggers, but am gay AND jewish AND catholic and british somehow" ksdakkonopolos career is dead, disappeared
>Nigel is politically done, Brexit will be a disaster, disappeared from politics
>Pepe will always remain our shitpost reaction image
>Cuckaad still has to pay for his wife's son and pander views he doesn't care about

>>85039438
I understand the damaging effects of porn, though strangely enough I was wanking every day at one point in my life and I still got diamond tier boners just from spooning my girlfriend so...

>>85040061
Its all pseudoscience. Talk to a medical doctor about fapping if you're curious.

>>85034754
I never thought of it that way, and now it all makes sense.

>>85040645
How is sex natural but masturbation unnatural?

>>85043430
and at that question his whole story falls apart

>>85043430
My dog masturbates. Is he addicted?

>>85043741
>My dog masturbates
Impossible, dogs can't reach for their penis.

>>85043775
He licks it with his tongue

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/guide/mounting-masturbation-dogs

They say its normal and natural for dogs to masturbate. Why are humans unnatural to masturbate if animals do it.

>>85033634
>some autists actually see two faggots that spends hours bitching about ESS JAY DABBLE YOUs as saviors

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>>85043430
>How is sex natural but masturbation unnatural?
Sex is natural because you are limited to physical sexual interaction with a woman. Masturbation is not natural because it requires no limit which results in MO (masturbation-orgasm) addiction. You can read more here: https://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

The important thing is to quit your porn addiction (PMO-addiction) and downgrade that to at least MO-addiction. Ideally, you completely quit from your PMO-addiction.

>>85033208
>Indie Movie
>wide release
lol

>>85043862
Have you heard of appeal to nature phallacy?

Also if animals masturbate and apes masturbate, what makes you think humans have not been evolved to accommodate masturbation considering they have had access to their genitals since austrolopithicus evolved to walk on two legs.

Also why is dopamine bad she eating food gives you the same reaction. Are we addicted to eating food?

>>85043862
All the stuff mentioned in the picture is good tho, jerking off and collecting porn is just like any other hobby

>>85043990
When**

Also why hasn't the medical establishment gotten behind your message when my medical doctor says fapping is ok and prevents prostate cancer.

>>85043990
yes it only takes 90days to stop the symptoms
So stop eating NOW! MRI scans show you're having the brain of a heroin addict because you like to eat and stuff yourself!

>>85043862
>>85042567
>>85042404
>>85041868
Will you please stop spreading lies and advertise your shitty website?

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>thread about Valerian movie
>somehow derails into nofap shill shilling

Why on earth would anyone think this is the right place for that?
the monobrow chick isn THAT attractive that I would get addicted masturbating to her.

Tfw humans have evolved for cooked food, smoke inhalation from cooking fires, milk and grain consumption but we haven't evolved to accommodate masturbation which predates all of those things. Feels bad man.

>>85043862
what if a woman jerks you off with her feet?
does that count as masturbation or is the brain seeing the difference between hand and feetpussy?

>>85033208
it looks like shit, cgi looks like it's from 2005

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>>85043990
>appeal to nature fallacy (sic)
This is not an appeal to nature fallacy because there is scientific proof of the brain changes that occur in the host that has PMO/MO-addiction.

https://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-scan-studies-porn-users

>>85044392
I btfo you too hard. Just give up friendo. Goodbye.

>>85033634
Nice collection of anglo subhumans you have there.

>>85033813
>critics being angry because it doesn't look like their favorite Disney flick.

>>85044904
but looks like average CGI/Greenscreen flick.

don't see what this movie here makes any different.

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>>85033208
>memorable montage of intergalactic communities joining to form a giant space colony, all set to the tune of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity.”

>>85033274
>>85034754
Also her dad has filled the whole fucking world into believing her daughter is hot by spending millions

It's already profitable from pre-sales.

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/07/valerian-luc-besson-180-million-indie-cara-delevingne-dane-dehaan-europacorp-1201851376/

> Besson and his producing partner (and wife) Virginie Besson-Silla made a presentation to foreign distributors at Cannes that consisted of the finished screenplay and some 80 sketches of the “Valerian” characters and universe. The pitch raised nearly $80 million in pre-sales in one day. Besson eventually sold the rights to the film in more than 100 territories.

>>85045094
Valerian is actually set to the tune of Coolio's Gangster Paradise.

>>85033634
wow /pol/ is fucking worthless

>>85033289
I'm watching it, but it'll probably flop like John Carter

>>85034178

>"on" porn

What did they mean by this?

>>85046092
What do you think?

>>85033289
Disney stuff is unironically great, kys

>>85042404

You're like that guy that got really into AA because you had a problem and you try to convince everyone else they have a problem and need to accept jezuz into their life to "save them". Believe it or not, most people aren't pathetic like you, but more power to you if you don't look at porn.

>>85033208

Making a movie about how Space Refugees is a good thing really isn't going to do well in Europe this summer

>>85033208

There is no way.

/ourdane/ is going to star in two of the biggest flops of the year (which will have minor cult status in future years).

At least he got to touch Cara's boobs.

>>85046120

>Injecting a dangerous substance into your veins that can lead to a habit which will kill people within 6months is the same as watching porn and jerking off

Rly makes u think

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No movie in which the lead actor has this hair line is going to make money

Who would greenlight this? It's not Disney, it's not capeshit, it's not muh nostalgia. It's gonna bomb badly

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>>85047051
>it's not muh nostalgia

It is though.

>"The most beautiful movie I have ever seen in my life"

Ayy, it is literally dog shit CG, what the fuck.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>85047665
looks like a Ps2 game cutscene jesus christ

>>85047876
AH AHAH AHAH
EPIC MEME!
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING EXCEPT NOT AT ALL BUT IS FUN BECAUSE THE PS2 IS WAY OLDER THAN ME SO IT MAKES THE CGI SOUND BAD!! AH AH

>>85047876
>>85047941
That beach unironically reminded me of Chrono Cross on the PS1, that face is slightly better though.
But still shit.

>>85047918
WE

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>>85048200
WUZ

>>85048200
WUZ

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Its actually hilariously hard getting stills of the aliens that arent from the youtube video.
Google Valerian and you get a shitload of Cara and Dane in their outfits posing, but no aliens.
It really shows how confident they are in their CGI.

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JUST

>>85033208
>let's turn the incredible vistas of valerian into a movie

Sounds great.

>and let's replace the good looking comic heroes with a numale and a tranny

Okay, I'm out.

>>85033357
t. tranny

>>85034126
Imagine being so much of a numale cuck THIS is how you look AFTER you start squinting 24/7. Imagine how fucking baby-like his face would be if he wasn't doing the tryhard male model face. Should have put this guy in a Zoolander movie instead.

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>>85048563
What's with the Cara hate?

>>85045747
Milo isn't /pol/, lurk moar.

>>85048849
she seems like she has a nice personality

>>85034483
>pretending Lucas didn't heavily steal from Jack Kirby comics, particularly Dr. Doom and elements from Orion, Darkseid and the general New Gods ideas

>cast the next buscemi as main guy
>cast the latest "hot model" (read: actually pretty damn ugly) actress as main girl

kek. no wonder its all cgi to try to detract from them

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>>85047941

He's unironically not wrong tho

Couldn't they have picked two better leads than Gollum and his Transgender love interest?

>>85033208
we should watch it.Not because i think the movie will be really good but because we need to break the jewish monopoly.

>>85033208
>>85033208
I hope that it does well. I want to see more Sci-fiction films be hits.

Unless the reviews are dire, I plan to watch it.

>>85034928
This

>>85034827
Big budget movies always play it too safe.
The times of LOTR have passed already.

>>85034906
holy shit buying 10 now

>>85048849
i actually have a problem with the male lead. she could have worked but not next to a 5'2" skinny numale

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>>85033721
It just looks like shit, with shit actors and a pedantic plot- that's why I am passing... Sucks that this dude made the Fifth Element- we could use some good original sci-fi

>>85056240
>that guy is 1,73m

holy shit he actually is a manlet, they should have gotten The Rock instead.

>>85041406
(1) Valerian thread turns into Fap thread due to one crusader

(2) When you see a crusader trying to banish a substance or activity or commodity, it's because they are addicted. It's all they think about doing. And via the magic of projection, they just know that everybody else has the same problem they do.

Anti-porn
Anti-pot
Anti-alcohol
Anti-gay
Anti-video game
Anti-BBC

But look under their bed.

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>>85044164
>Addicts refusing to accept truth because they don't want to admit they're addicted.

>>85034754
That was actually meaningful

leave 4chan. Get out while you can

>>85059987
Looks to me like they are just trying to help people that don't understand the harmful effects of internet porn.
>Millions of years of without internet porn vs. about 20 years with it.
>It's completely natural.

>>85036742
Fifth element fucking sucks you fag

not worth being remembered at all

>>85033395
STOP USING THE BEATLES

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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Why does everyone keep bringing up
>muh luc besson muh fifth element
Sure, he made a couple good flicks like Fifth Element and Leon decades ago but 90% of his movies are trash.
He's credited to 62 fucking films and TV series for christ sake, and thats just for the writing. Seriously take a look at his IMDB, its so bad.

>>85033208
SAW AN INTERVIEW WITH BESSON, HE SAYS THE 5TH ELEMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VALERIAN, ENDS WITH "SO HAVE FUN AND SEE YOU IN SPACE"

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

TOO BAD CARA DELAMEME IS GOING TO RUIN THE FUCKING MOVIE
BITCH LITERALLY CANT ACT

>>85033706

Talk about it. Like someone else said, tell your friends about it, write posts about it and stuff.

The truth is you're not that powerful, but if many people tell their friends that this is a good movie..it may do well.

It has a terrible release date tho so...who knows.

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>>85034296

you killed me with that

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>>85042760
They love disasters...

>>85034483
GOD DAMNED FUCKING JEWS

>>85040875

What do you think they could've chosen?

>>85033690
>the fuck are you talking about if this is produced by EuropaCorp you fucking retard
EuropaCorp is a indi

The Majors are
Walt Disney
WB
Sony
Paramount
Fox
Universal

Everything else is a independent

>>85033208
shouldn't have a problem. It's competing with Spider-cuck Homecucking

If I see this alone will I get arrested for grooming prepubescent males?

>>85034827
You do not know what sci-fi is.

>>85033208
if this fails, then Hollywood was right about remakes and that people can't into new things.

>>85061350
and dunkirk

>>85061476
I hope it a hit just so they are willing to try new things.

>>85033773
this looks like it will kill over in asia
also fuck hanz zimmer

>>85061483
YFW 70MM DUNKIRK IS MONOPOLIZING YOUR IMAX SO NO VALERIAN IMAX

WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IN IMAX, BUT DUNKIRK IS THE MORE WORTHY OF THE TWO

>>85036742
well its made by the guy who did fifth element and its his dream film

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>>85061483
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>>85061466
semantics
fucking science fantasy or space opera then.

neck yourself

>>85041359

Do you love god?

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>>85033357
>middle age called, they want their cavemen back

>>85061466
Sorry anon, it is listed as a English-language French science fiction action film

>But it not REAL science fiction

Just like people who claim that real communism has never been tried, no one gives a fuck.

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>>85033357
UM NO SWEETIE

>>85034906
cinema was a mistake

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>>85033208
Fuck this stupid movie, tell me more about EuropaCorp.

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>>85060520
>I'm forcing my ideals down your throat because women need more babies you vile man GIVE WOMEN YOUR PENIS!!! BREAK FREE FROM THE EVIL PORN INDUSTRY BREAK FREE!!!!!

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>>85060520
>I'm forcing my ideals down your throat because women need more babies you vile man GIVE WOMEN YOUR PENIS!!! BREAK FREE FROM THE EVIL PORN INDUSTRY BREAK FREE!!!!!

>>85062706
French company, one of the largest independent studios in the world, and one of the few that produce films and distributes them.

It is somewhat like Lucasfilm, in the sense that it is owned by a major director (Luc Besson in the case of EuropaCorp) and has it hands in a lot of pies so that they can have steady revenue.

The most famous films they released over here are Transporter and Taken series.

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>>85063145
Just interested in the fact that they are not American. Is there a Chinese equivalent, or another big European Studio , trying to get away from the BIG SIX.
>also thnx

>>85060762
"They" a.k.a. (You) need help

Meanwhile: Take your issues elsewhere. This is a thread about Valerian. Start your own thread, Carrie Nation.

>>85064103
Major non-US studios that I can think of that are not Sony are...

Lions Gate Entertainment, Inc. - (US-Canadian)
Vivendi (French)
EuropaCorp (French)
China Film Group Corporation (State owned mainland China film group)
Huayi Brothers (Largest private mainland China film company)
Bertelsmann (German)
and Babelsberg Studio (Which is famous for the studio itself, but also does some major movies.)

There is also a gaggle of major US film production companies that are not the big six.