This is the Tomb Raider. Will you watch her movie?

>>85031286
I would vigorously fuck Alicia Vikander

I'm gay btw

>>85031286
>shoulders wider than hips
lolno

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>Will you watch her movie?

no

>>85031286
yeah, i guess

will you?

If you don't support this movie, you're a transphobic shitlord.

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>>85031393
why?

>>85031286
Why is she being pushed so hard? Do studios really think she's going to become a huge star or something?

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>>85031384

is that enji?

>>85031384
WOAH!
What a babe

>>85031286
I'd Raid her Tomb, if ya know what i mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

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>>85031286
i want to pee in her pusy

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>>85031610
imbostor!

>>85031384
>>85031488
>be a hot woman
>never have to work a day in your life

ayy lmao

>>85031384
If that was a guy, that would be a skinnyfat physique.

I'd explore that boy's caves

>>85031610
>trying to combine givposter and pusyposter

pathetic

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>>85031529
>her

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>>85031657

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Anyway, I wish I was born a hot woman. I'd love to tease guys and break their hearts.

>>85031733
shut up
you'd be taking pipe in all your holes from dawn till dusk
talm bout teasing boys
yeah right

>>85031445
they want box framed women to become the new standard because small hips -> child can't develop a bigger head -> more people are born retarded. you see this with margot robbie, chloe etc

>>85031772

>tease guys A-Y
>fuck guy Z

Do you even slut?

>>85031384
>>85031488
Implying she could even climb a ledge

>>85031816
>/tv/ biology 101

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>>85031816
> child can't develop a bigger head


KEK

I would raid her tomb if you know what I mean

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>>85031897

she can climb

>>85031719
Face>Body

>>85031286
the only way anyone could get me to watch a tomb raider movie is by making it a comedy filled with female nudity

Fatties will hate this.

>wahh it's an unrealistic shape

>>85031939
on my dick

>>85031939
why is hollywood so shit at casting when women like this exist
its literally a no brainer

>>85031816

Nah, fucking young boys is too risky business these days so hollywood had to figure out alternative ways to satisfy their needs.

>>85031286
what's the point of the bra

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>>85031952
her face is trash tho compared to real lara

>>85031286
She looks like a skelly boy
t. a skelly boy

stop body shaming

>>85031977
>plank body
>no hips
>no ass
>no tits
>YOU MUST BE FAT TO DISLIKE THAT SHE PLAYS A CHARACTER THAT HAS NICE CURVES, A NICE ASS AND BIG TITS

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>>85031384
>>85031488
>>85031939
strangle me with those fucking theighs already

>>85031384
>>85031488
>>85031939
>>85032235
Can you stop posting hot girls please? It makes me sad.

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>>85032113

she has looks but not the acting talent or voice. enji has a heavy accent.

>>85032272
Just pretend it's them you're fucking next time you have sex with your gf

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>>85031384
>>85031488
>>85031939
>>85032235
>>85032279

giv hera gf

>>85031939
>the way the holsters press into her thighs

>>85032370
I don't have a gf. That's the whole point.
>>85032450
Go away, retard. Worst xposter.

>>85032279
>>85032235
>>85031939
>>85031488
>>85031384
Asian boyfriend :)

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>>85031733
>I wish I was born a hot woman. I'd love to tease guys and break their hearts.

I don't understand how she looked so much better in Ex Machina.

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>>85032483
bullying = bad

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>>85032494

Nope, she's dating the ripped spiderman cosplayer

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>>85032560

>>85032560
>maybe 1% of the population will get to fuck a woman this hot

not fair

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>>85032560
>dat jiggle

>>85032483
Just get a gf then

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>>85032617

Her ass should be illegal

>>85032560

Just remembered his name: Leon Chiro. He's fucking beautiful (no homo)

>>85032560
>>85032617
>winter had come to westeros
>/fit/ had come to /tv/

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>>85032494

DELET
DELET
DELET

>>85032172
Hngggggggggggggggggg

>>85031816
>> child can't develop a bigger head
What is c-section.

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>>85032654
we are the 99% ;_; occupy: a pit of dispair. jdmisa

>>85031286
>Will you watch her movie?
I watch all high-budget blockbusters, so, yes.

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>>85032656
yea ill just go down to the gf store were they sell gf and pick me up a pack of gf and then ill have a gf why didnt i ever think of this its just so easy how could i have waited so long to do something so simple

>>85032494
>>>//r/asianmasculinity/

>>85032656
Anybody can get a gf, it's about getting a pretty one

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>women can walk around with their bra and panties showing
>if I walk around shirtless and in my underwear, people call the cops

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>85032853
I like that her body is literally 100% genetics, really makes me feel good about my dice rolls

>>85032853
she looks autistic

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>>85032560

Fug.

>>85032853
but guys are walking shirtless all the time here right now... its super hot

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>>85032947

why are you shitposting from a gay pride parade?

>>85032850
gf is still better than no gf

>>85032617
>mfw "thick" means dumb as fuck in england

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>>85032754
Would a benevolent God create these rules just to see his creations suffer?

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>>85033000
I may have worded that poorly.
It took trips for me to see the error of my ways.
PS posting a challenger for spider gwen.
captcha says pick all jet skis... I picked a canoe, still took it.

>>85031939
dem thighs tho..

THICCCCCCC

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>>85033127

>thinking those thighs are good

Let me show you some proper thighs with actual muscle on em

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>>85033178

>>85033249
Damnnnnnn

>>85032494
I hope that's not true, only a black guy can satisfy a body like that, not some tiny asian cock.

>>85031286
PETITE
E
T
I
T
E

>>85031286
no

>>85031286
>small tits
>not even English

Why? They did the same thing with Jolie when Rhona Mitra is a tougher badass bitch and actually modeled as LAra at conventions? Why not get the Rogue One chick?

>>85031286
Who's he?

>>85031286
I think it's very progressive of them to use a transwoman for this role

>>85033439
Petite != fridgebod

>>85031286
>her
that's a post hormone tranny m8

>>85033758
>>85033785

Hey fuck off she's very beautiful

>>85033822
She has a lovely face and the body of a male swimmer

>>85033650
Some dude from my 8th grade gym class.

>>85033857
Well at least you know she has a lovely face and athletic body.

>>85031445
Weak self-deprecating faggots are the norm, you can't sell an actual beautiful woman to those people and you can sell her to your average insecure housewife either. So you end up rotating ugly women on a yearly basis as the goto "next big thing".

She's mediocre at best and anyone arguing otherwise hasn't left his house in awhile.

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das a mayn

>>85034088
Hey shut the fuck up, she's beautiful

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She's actually beautiful

>>85031286
It's like she never hit puberty

>>85034147

>>85034088
See she's beautiful

>>85034147
As beautiful as she is flat

>>85033178
>>85033112
source
/

>>85034215
Pretty much this

>>85034147
>brown skin
>man body
>beautiful
naaah

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>>85034147
Oh, boy. She has a back.

>>85034413
She is beautiful

>>85034147
Oh baby dem shoulderblades

>>85031286
Is she already "yachting" to supplement her income?

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>>85032272
>>>85031384
>>>85031488
>>>85031939
>>>85032235
The state of my dick right now

>>85031360
They are supposed to be like this ,kid

>>85034621
fag

>>85031719
Hmm I don't like this now that there is no face

>>85034612
Fucking lmao
Are going to blast lol

>>85032235
>>85031939
>>85031384
post more

Is a fucking boy, srly, how can people be attracted to that and not consider themselves gay and pedos?

>>85034147
>she
>beautiful
He isn't even handsome, too femenine to be considered a boy, too masculine to be considered a girl

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>>85031327
>I'm gay btw

>>85031430

they are looking for the Wonder Skeleton audience

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What's with hollywood trying to make ugly girls work?

she's fit. i'd smash

>>85035709
Hnnnnggggggggg

>>85031286
Are the boobs off having their own separate adventure?

>>85032166
You really trying to compare man face to slightly less manly man face?
nuLara have a fucking man jaw.

>>85032145
Placebo effect.

>>85031445
It's because they have an agenda, they're trying to normalize this as being beautiful and what everyone wants. Remember, this is the same "actress" that won an oscar for being in a pro tranny film.

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>>85031286
Today's pop cultural speak, Lara being in good shape seems well said, I thought da babe & geek Lara takes charge on those matters would be great. What do you think, anon ?

>not finding fridges sexy
Plebs

>>85036931
I think you should die in a fire

>>85031286
no

>>85034612
Miura really went to shit :(

>>85032935
She basically is and has a heavy accent. She also triggers cosplay tumblrinas because her "hips are too wide."

/ourgirl/

>>85031939
>Holding the gun correctly
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

>>85032113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2j5alJorxc

They know exactly what they're doing

>>85031286
>/tv/ loves flatchested Wonder Woman
>WTF TOMB RAIDER DOESN'T HAVE COWTITS, DROPPED
?

>>85031384
I talked to her once

>>85031733

For real, if I was born a hot woman, I would be doing the exact same shit just making money off fucking loser guys. I would probably just be a full on escort. Its so easy

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>>85031286
Looks like she's done more to get in shape for the role than Gadot. Lack of tits aside, it takes a lot of work to get down to a low enough bf% for visible abs on a woman without looking like a scary skeleton.

>>85031529

I believe that I do know what you are saying.

>>85039433
>I would probably just be a full on escort. Its so easy
You still can be. Just slap on a wig and some fat, rich daddy will pay to drill your ass. It's so easy so why aren't you?

>>85039718

im not gay

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>>85039773
You're not gay but you wish you were a hot woman who could get paid to be fucked. By men. But you're not gay. Yuuup.

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JUST

>>85031719
Legitimately looks like a crossdresser

>>85039948

Those skelly arms.

>>85037441
Because Tomb Raider's original selling point was Lara's cowtits.

>>85040360

In the first game, Lara didn't even have tits. In fact she was a male adventurer called Larry. It was all changed for Tomb Raider 2.

>>85040360

It would have sold and been decent game even with male protagonist and we would now be angry about them casting woman as Larry Croft.

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>>85031327
Why do gay people and women have such awful taste.

>>85031286
That is a man. 100%

>>85040520
>been a decent
yes
>would have sold
no

All the marketing for the original was that you played as a poorly dressed woman with triangle titties

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>>85040360
That's not the case with the 2011 reboot though. She's decently busty, but it's not the selling point, and she even wears a heavy jacket during several sequences.

As as far as Wonder Woman goes...

>>85032560
>ripped
skinny, but lucky him

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>>85041776

Her boyfriend is only lucky in the sense that he was blessed with great genes like her. He's a 10/10 Italian stallion who could have his pick of any woman. Regular guys could never compete.

>>85040321
You know thats shopped right?

>>85031286
she got good body yes

>>85031430
Unfortunate body. Damn. I already know what they're aiming for. "Lara Croft has always been a sexualized character. With big boobs and wide hips. Not all womyn are like this, better, only a small portion! VERY unrealistic! Stop bodyshaming her, because she will KICK ASS!".

>>85031816
this is the most retarded shit I have seen here in a long time

>>85031816
Men are biologically programmed to look for the perfect 70-100 waist-hip ratio, good luck on changing that.

>>85031286
Where are her tits?

>>85031286
This is literally a dude's body. I can't fathom how anyone could find this attractive.
>absolutely no tits
>absolutely no ass
>absolutely no hips that only accentuate her broad shoulders

>>85031286
>adapt franchise with the biggest tits in gaming
>get the flattest woman outside of Asia to play her
Fuck this I'm out

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Just imagine.

>>85045983
I don't want to

>>85031286
more like fridge raider

>>85044310
>I can't fathom how anyone could find this attractive
Michael Fassbender?

>>85031286
>Lara croft
>flat
REEEEEE

>>85031286
of course

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>fridge

Like I'd actually pay money to see that

Only reason original tomb raider was good was because of prime angelina in latex

There's no icandy, good luck getting any straight male to pay to see this shit

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>>85031286
Look, Plank! We finally found you a girlfriend!

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Could have at least cast someone who doesn't look like an anorexic teenager. Even PC Laura feels closer to the actual character.

she has a nice body

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>>85031286
Flat.

>>85031286
Calves bigger than thighs

>do not trust