So why is this movie bad again?

>>85029883
That's a lot of fish

>>85029883

Characters are more cartoonish than cartoon characters.

Also not muh Gojira.

The only good thing is the ending song.

Giant fire breathing velocoraptor attacks new york.

>>85030228

I hope it wins.

>>85030328

Thankfully two F-16s killed it

Because it's a giant t-rex instead of godzilla.

>>85030228
it doesn't breath fire, just heated up a truck and made it explode

>>85029883
AY IM FROM NEW YOAK! IM A NEW YORKA. BADABING THATS A LOTTA FISH. It's like the movie was written by Andrew Dice Clay.

>>85029883
It's not.
Great monster design, great popcorn flick.

The French secret service characters were fun.

Because people have this hilarious idea that Japzilla is well written, or features the monster for most of the movie.

>>85030183
COME WIT ME

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>>85030481
There's a lot of fish but none of them are taking the bait

>>85030572
>Toho Studios gave the American creators a 75-page dossier of what they can and cannot do with Godzilla's character. This included the following rules: Godzilla cannot eat people, only fish, he has to have three rows of dorsal plates no more or less than three toes on his feet and four fingers on his hands, he cannot be made to look silly, he cannot die in the movie. Almost all of these points were disregarded, and according to Patrick Tatopoulos, the only specific instructions Roland Emmerich gave him was that Godzilla should be able to run incredibly fast.

people hate it because it's a bad adaptation that doesn't give a shit about the source material

>>85030572
Wrong on every account. You should stop talking about things you have no knowledge about. G-fans know the movies are low budget campy shit for the most part and the Emmerich movie not showing the monster enough has never been a complaint because it shows it more than most Godzilla movies

Inconsistent size, Zilla scenes were dumb like that dogshit helicopter battle, nobody cares if New York is destroyed.

>>85030453
HEY I'M WALKIN' HERE!

>>85030533
Best part of the film desu. I'd watch Godzilla in Paris.

>>85030849
>G-fans

Are dumber than the dumbest of weebs

>>85030842

Them requests are unreasonable anyway

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I'M GOING DEEPER UNDERGROUND
THERE'S TOO MUCH PANIC IN THIS TOWN

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It's not. Aside from some cringey jokes it's solid as a monster movie. Most of the hate comes from literal autists chanting "not muh godzilla."

Just a reminder, the cartoon that aired on UPN was really good and you should give it a chance.

>>85030363

Fuck this gay earth.

Godzilla 98 or 14?

>>85032586
98 is dumb T-Rex cartoon, 14 is an utter bore whenever it's not about Godzilla, which means pretty much the whole movie. Stick to the classics.

>>85029883
first movie i went to i need to see this again

>tfw sequel never

>>85033261

Sequel ideas were shit anyway

>>85031461
Puff daddy song>that shit

>>85029883
It's an okay monster movie, but a shitty Godzilla movie. Like AVGN said, you could call it "Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" and it still works. Nothing about the iconic character they took the name from is included.

>>85033397
"Puff Daddy" song was just him spewing over the music to an actually good song. Easy for him because he didn't actually have to make a good song.