ITT: characters that are literally and unironically you

let me guess, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85026249

I wish he could add dying from having his balls blown off to that list

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>>85026249
Why did you forget the pic?

you are king kong?

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>>85026177

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This is me.

>>85026384
No I'm an American negro

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My friends say i'm like Patrick Bateman

>>85026249
Hellooooooooooo reddit!

>>85026876
>being this new

must suck t b h

>>85026177
He's king around here

>>85026392

No dont do it!

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literally me

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this is me

Rick Sanchez from Adult Swim Original Rick and Morty

>>85030757
was bullseye the ultimate badass??

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I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor.

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TOTALLY ME =3

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Me

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>>85031111

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>>85026177

>>85031111
nice quads

>>85031221
Sauce on the girl? I'll add her to my art pics.

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>>85031111

>>85026842
are you lying?

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>>85026177
me on the left

>>85032395
cool dude

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>>85031111
nice

>>85031111
Bateman which armani suits are in season?

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pretty much me desu

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Me

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never been able to relate to a character more

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I am just not an Emperor, but he is the character I mostly relate to

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gregory

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Unironically me.

>>85031319
She's the daughter on The Wire.

>>85032829

Ffffuck

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>>85031111

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Literally me

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Literally me.

Fug

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>>85032829
also him.
>kys me

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Literally me.

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I drive everyday

>>85033049
Its been 17 years

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>>85026342
Why did you post the wrong one?

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>>85031111
CHECKED

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Literally me

>>85033968
:c

>>85026177
i thought that actor was absolutely amazing

why did we never see him in any other movie again, except fucking Salt?

>>85033968
That scene hit me right in the feels.

>>85026177
Sadly, like the guy from 'Adam'

>>85034501
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>85032408
me on the right

>>85031111
>1111
>444
>66

Impressive.

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>>85026177
>>85026295
>say auf Wiedersehen to your nazi balls
damn Stiglitz was badass

>>85026177
He is a stupid bitch. Why didn't he call to gestapo or elsewhere?

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>>85031111
checked!

>>85034501
DUDE

>>85026392
Don't do it or I'm gonna do it!

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>>85031111

>>85032098
Of course he's lying, he doesn't have any friends.

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>>85026177
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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This is the only character in any movie or TV show ever that I have felt able to relate to, and you've probably never even seen the movie.

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JUST

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>>85038147
You're a real little jerk, Anon.

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>>85031111

>>85030757
top kino scene

>>85032579
JEFF WAS TOO BASED FOR THIS WORLD

>>85026342
>>85033673
>reddit and memey
kys

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Literally, LITERALLY me irl.
As in I Am the person in this image

>>85042882
prove it faggot

>>85042912
I meant it figuratively.

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>>85032408
Me in the corner

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>>85026177
L I T E R A L L Y

>>85031319
GABAGOOL

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Unironically, from the deepest well-springs of my being, this is me.

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except male

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literally. unironically. actually me

>>85045225
im sorry...

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Definitely Randy from Scream

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>>85031111
checked

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>>85026177

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>>85047371
Don't have kids but have that same kind of demeanor about everything, my mother would regularly ask me "anon, don't you care about something?" and I could never give an answer. I can't beat it.

Also: what a film

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Literally me

>>85047099
do you have a bf?

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>>85031111

>>85043267
me in the spotlight