>Jude Law
>doesn't follow any jewish laws
loooool
give me another, op
loooool
Ayyy I geddit
>Matthew Broderick
>murders people with his car
>Will Smith
>probably won't ever work as a smith
>Emily blunt
>smokes a blunt
>James Woods
>not a single tree to be seen
>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>isn't an old black nigger
haha simply eric
>>85026398
LITTLE
>>85026508
WHITE
>>85026538
COCK
>Jim Carrey
>never seen hauling anything
>>85026763
he hauled his girlfriends carcass in to a graveyard
>>85025676
Uhm, Anglo-Saxon law is based in Judeochristian law so.....
>michael fassbender
>doesn't fassbend
>>85026763
>implying he doesn't carry every shitty film he's in
>Joaquin Phoenix
....
>>85025676
>Rip Torn
>neither ripped or torn
RIP Rip Torn
>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>isn't a black nigger
>>85027162
>river phoenix
>didn't come back to life after dying
>>85027162
He rose from his dead brother's ashes, you dip.
>>85027186
He's not dead
>>85027441
>not a stream of water
>>85026398
Go prep the bull, Heinrich
>>85027216
>steven seagal
>does not belong to the laridae family of birds
>>85025676
First time one of these made me chuckle
Have a you
>>85026826
haha oh nooo
>Reese Witherspoon
>usually not seen with a spoon of her possession
>>85026911
I think it's a misspelling of Fassbinder, the occupation of making barrels.