SUNDAY HOUSEWORK PROCRASTINATION EDITION!It doesn't matter what you post, as long as you low key hate yourself while doing it!
>cant get embarrassed by a dirty house if nobody you care about sees it
>nobody knows you haven't done laundry in a few fortnights if you never leave the house
>>85024052
turn that self hate around anon
>>85024434
Dawww
>>85024472
>there will be a time when people will no longer remember a time when Mackenzie Davis wasn't a household name
>>85024434
Didn't work.
>yfw you have never been that happy and you're 30 years old.
>>85024605
there's always time to make a change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps
>>85024605
>tfw you realize that happiness is a delusion and you either choose to embrace the absurdity and find your own meaning, or you'll end up doomed to spend your life flailing impotently at existence as you careen uncontrollably toward the void
>>85024869
Camus had it right
>>85025312
mirrors how do they work
>>85025428
>>85024052
>as long as you low key hate yourself while doing it!
oh so like literally every thing I do.
>>85025024
Myth of Sisyphus is unironically the closest thing I have to a religious text or justification for faith in anything tbphwyf
>I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
words to not kys by
>>85024434
>When you get a puppy but you really wanted a killer pitbull
>>85026257
>words to not kys by
Damn straight. Myth of Sisyphus helped greatly.
>>85026682
kek
Gotta sleep. Night anons, hope the thread stays alive.
>>85027457
take it sleazy Oceanianon
what are you guys using for webm?playing around with ffmpeg
>>85029198
webm for retards
>>85029198
I'm a macfag but I've just been using final cut to final cut clips and http://convert-video-online.com/ to convert video online to webm. Not a turble site, gives you the ability to turn off audio so you can still export files from final cut or wherever with audio, so you're ready for when the great webmswithsoundassance that has to happen eventually.
>>85029198
testing my custom batch file
>>85029198
virtualdub for cutting
ffmpeg
xmedia recode
>>85033883
why not just use ffmpeg?
>>85029198
Xmedia Recode
(Use handbreak to burn in subs if I need it)
>>85034409
>>85024600
Who?
>>85024600
>Mackenzie Davis
She was a qt in the martian.
>>85029198
>>85029796
>>85034409
I use this saved to a .bat file. Its pretty much the same thing but no gui
echo =================== Convert To Webm VP8 ===================
set /p starttime="Start time (00:00:00.0): "
set /p webmtime="Webm time (seconds): "
set /p src="Enter video source: "
set /p dest="Enter webm filename: "
robocopy ... %src% %dest%
ffprobe.exe %src%
echo.
echo .....................................
echo Output video size
echo .....................................
echo 1 - 1080p
echo 2 - 720p
echo 3 - 480p
echo.
set /p res="Select video size: "
if %res%==1 (set res=1920)
if %res%==2 (set res=1280)
if %res%==3 (set res=640)
set /p bitrate=Set bitrate:
ffmpeg.exe -i %src% -vf scale=%res%:-1 -ss %starttime% -codec copy -t %webmtime% -an -sn -c:v libvpx -crf 30 -b:v %bitrate%k D:\documents\webm\%dest%
>>85034830
I like the GUI in Xmedia, in fact, sometimes when I am really lazy I just watch movies/shows in Xmedia
Decided to dump some action webms that haven't been posted in a long time to break up the normal waifu postingnot that waifu posting is wrong
made with >>85034830
>>85033931
To cut the exact frames virtualdub does a good job.
Xmedia I use when I have eventual trouble on ffmpeg, like opening .avi, put certain subs or encode from weird source formats (like m4v). I know it's all a question of config but sometimes shit gets complicated and I dont go too deep.
In rare cases 4chan rejects some webms too, so I use xmedia then.
>He still dead
;__;
>tfw quit school for a new job and hate it
Last one for now, later anons
>>85025234
she has a VERY slutty neck
>>85035625
he memes eternal
>>85036064
love it when movies actually make an effort with the whole "instinctually fleeing from bullets" thing that people tend to do.
>>85035447
noice. saving a bunch of these for >killing this thread porpoises
>>85034756
>2017: Playing a replicant qt in Blade Runner
>2018: Lead in a Reitman/Diablo Cody movie
things are looking up for classic Kenzie.
Just noticed she's exactly six months younger than me. Not sure what it means but I'm pretty sure it's important.
which I paint?
>>85037282
>>85037282
head from 9, hands from 1 or 2
>>85037282
>which I paint
none of those
>>85024434
>>85029198
I just run this. If there's no subtitles, I just comment everything out except the last 2 lines.
>>85037282
>You will never buy a replicant version of her.
Even if she only around for four years...
>>85029198
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -codec:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -b:v 500k -qmin 10 -qmax 42 -maxrate 500k -bufsize 1000k -threads 4 -vf scale=-1:480 -codec:a libvorbis -an -pass 1 -f webm output.webm
it's 2 pass, so switch -pass 1 to -pass 2 after running it through the first time.
>>85034409
>>85039011
>>85038578
bunch of gook gibberish to me.
Mac irl:
>drag file into final cut
>click ok on whatever number bullshit popup
>click on razor blade icon
>click where you want to cut
>drag stuff around for a bit
>share to hard drive when satisfied
>convert vidoe online
>force quit final cut so you don't have to make a choice about saving or declining to save the project
>repeat
>wonder why you have no space on your hard drive 2 months later
easy peasy
no offense to gooks or computer fags
>>85026682
I used to have nightmares like this as a child, but there were two fat guys and they were shovelling into each other's puddles.
I just thought you should all know that about me.
>>85035064
albert pyun is fucking based
>>85024542
More of her?
I swear I'll start making webms that don't involve qt grils acting silly in production porn music videos
there must be an end at some point
>>85044835
>when the waifuposting to moviegore ratio is out of whack on a webm thread
DOnot
WATCH
what did they mean by this?
I wanna live in the 60s
>>85048454
I'm pretty content where we are what for to be honest towards you cousin
It's like we get to live in the 60s but also the future
>>85048715
I suppose..
>>85047399
wrong guy btw
>ywn be in the 365 million mile high club
>>85048977
thats the goof
>>85049022
I'll settle for a handy during sub orbital flight at this point, hurry up Musk.
>>85049111
Eva <3
>>85024052
>did dishes
>did laundry
>redid living room
>fixed window
>broke down boxes
>mowed grass
>bumped a shitty webm thread all day
Suck a dick Sunday
>>85047274
delete this...
>>85049746
pixie cut Elizabeth and goth Philip make me happy in my pants.
>>85036232
>kristen stewart literally going through puberty on camera: the movie
panic room is definitely in my top 10 movie theater experiences. never had to piss so bad at the end of a movie. Based Fincher manages to make a movie primarily about people sitting in a room too thrilling and propulsive for a piss break.
>>85051033
now THATS what I call a spicy webeme
>>85051196
Never got into Dollhouse but this scene was still pretty memorable. MK ultra motherfucker!
>>85051327
>throat stomp
such an underrated action movie trope. It's got it's own section on any krav maga dvd. Eyes genitals guts neck.
s a v e d
a
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d
>>85052184
>tfw accidentally deleted relevant history of violence webm
>>85052184
Can't fight if you can't breathe.
Unless you're fighting the undead
>>85052403
is eastern promises kino?
>>85053589
not that anon but it worth a watch
>>85053589
bruh
yes.
Brah.
m8.
It's fucking dope af.
Best naked linoleum knife fight in a sauna in the history of the kinoma.
Oceanians you awake yet? How do you steal movies and shit? Why should I not use tpb if I'm using a vpn?
At some point between a few hours from now and the infinite void I'm gonna do some Eastern Promises.
Seriously watch every cronenberg movie. It's a hard yes on all of them.
>>85049161
I really and truly liked that movie. I'm surprised it did so poorly.
>>85054034
It was pretty fun, not perfect but enjoyable, think it was Chloe's last movie before puberty ruined her.
>>85053871
>>85053973
fantastic. webm threads really are the best place to find new things to watch. just started The Leftovers last night Carrie Coon is a real qt
>>85054648
if you like CC, check out Gone girl if you haven't already, good movie on a whole but she's really cool in it.
>>85054755
Knowing cats, the nanosecond it felt pressure from the guy landing on him it somehow neutral spun out of the way
>>85046426
sauce
>>85024434
got me smilin an shit
>>85054034
Maybe I would have liked it had I seen it in a good theater environment, but I watched it on a computer in an airport and it was more frustrating and less entertaining than watching the airline people deal with irate customers for a 5 hour delay.
Like production wise it was great but the edit was fucked. The movie didn't have a real solid drive or focus or purpose other than "look at muh wife and muh manmuse and everyone's waifu do whimsical death stuff for no reason other than it was apparently some schlock tv show a few generations ago and is at the end of a use or lose ip contract" movie
i get that it was a movie about vampyrs or whatever but that shit aint got no soul
>webms without sound
what is it with this board and autism
>>85054648
C O O N
O
O
N
>>85055097
based mulder
>>85054996
Come and See
>>85055182
upboated good sir
lets
take
it
to
the
top
C O O N
O____O
O____O
N O O C
>>85054648
watch gone girl too
Someone asked for this like a thread ago..
>>85055283
>>85056083
okay fella one more and im done. i feel guilty posting too many of one type of webm
>Coonpostin is now a thing
/pol/ shifting the timeline with mememagic is still giving cool side effects.
>>85056209
Legion was such a nice show
>>85056585
Looking forward to S2, if Fargo S3 really is the final season of that, it should give Noah more of a laser focus.
Need to make more webms of the Native american girl too, she was adorable.
>>85056816
She really was, and there not enough lamanite actresses.
C O O N
O N C O
O O N C
N C O O
>>85057059
Big ol'doe eyes :3
The relationship with her brother was very interesting like a benign chimera twin case.
>>85057291
1. I really need to watch Millennium
2. Here is some OC
3. I also think I have one of her from another movie, let me check.
>>85057625
ok this is my first webm ever i just made
help, what can i do better
does it look ok?
>>85055097
"It's sunday night"
no homo
>>85057744
I forgot she was in that!
Man that's a good movie, get a real feel for the town and its people
>>85058092
Good job on the first webm. Always good to see new creators. Most of the webms are done by 4-5 posters.
>>85057291
Here another one I made.
>>85058172
Nothing wrong with liking the way he handles that big ball all covered in sweat, anon
>>85058092
Lowing your resolution and raising your bitrate seems like the best advice but that looks way better than the first webm I ever made
>>85058198
It really was a solid movie. Glad they made some good money with it. That means we might see more films like that.
>>85058309
I thought Aubrey did a damn fine job in this, that black outfit plus the dance sequence man
>>85058172
>>85058477
Same thoughts knock the resolution to 1200 or so and then squeeze in a little more bitrate and it would be perfect.
>My first webm
>>85058542
>tfw that dude shows up in Blue Ruinno super relevant webms
>>85058785
DELETE THIS
>>85058542
ahh hell, been months since I posted that sequence. And since you mentioned it...
>>85058092
>a hero is born
>>85058844
>>85058912
>>85058997
i want to cum in aubrey's pusy
>>85058997
>>85059089
>>85059089
>>85058997
>>85058912
>>85059179
Thanks for this, better than I remembered
>that kiss at the end
based goddamn hawley
>>85059580
Do you have one from the one with Bridget Fonda?
>>85059580
>we need a European as fuck assault rifle
>jawohl, mein fuhrer
>>85060151
>>85060328
I'm glad you watched Last Panthers anon, thanks for making webms for it
>>85059312
Yeah, that is why I kept that little bit at the end.
Also dumped a ton of sound webms over on WSG, including the entire Bolero sequence.
>>85060465
No problem,
I have found more good movies and shows on the webm threads then the rest of /tv/ combined. I still need to webm episode 2-6, so expect to see some more.
>killing this thread
>>85049746
>tfw I wasted the most relevant thread capper to the op 3 hours ago
>>85024052
>>85026151
Fucking KINO
>>85060485
Is this a reference to The Happening?
>>85026151
Really need to see that show, actually have it on the HD.
>>85025234
CUTE
>>85025234
How tall is she?
asking for a friend
>>85060725
it is an undoctored scene from it yes
>>85060883
Oh, it was actually from the movie.
I thought it was a parody from something like Ted or some shit.
Not sure if that makes it funnier or not.
>>85060862
5'10 according to google.Climbing gear fuck yeah
>>85060862
Just altavista'ed it and Bing says she's 5'10" but she'll always be 6'2" in my heart
>>85060986
>Not sure if that makes it funnier or not.
Might as well have been the tagline of the movie. If I had a time machine to do one thing to alter history I would go back to after Dingdong made Happening and was doing press to promote it, and I'd just ask him a bunch of questions I have about it probably.
>>85055812
what was he shooting at?
>>85061678
Zod's snapped neck
>>85061770
uuuu
well call me a piece of shit faggot if I'm not drunk and stoned as fuck
hell of a thread gang
we did it redit
>>85041569
the Knick was great
so sad it got cancelled
>>85060151
literally what did the (((they))) mean by this?
>>85062883
(((They))) history.
Nachman of Breslov was a famous Rabbi, he founded a major Hasidic movement. Back in the late 1700s In Poland/Ukraine area, the Coassacks murdered most of the people of the town that the rabbi was from in a siege, depending on the numbers it was from 2,000 to 20,000 dead. (numbers that bounce around is old hat to (((them))) )
Yuri was a coassack, and he killed a jewish girl. Thus the Jewish ghosts of not only Helga, but all the jews killed in the siege by his forfathers took care of Yuri.
>>85062883
>>85063579
that 2 things are certain in life: taxes and death by old testament jew ghosts
>>85029824
>butterface
DESU, I don't think I have ever even noticed her face before.
By any chance-- are you a woman?
>>85035728
maybe quit the job and go back to school? Or just stay in the job until you kill yourself or die of heart disease?
>>85041824
what made it a nightmare?
>>85058542
>White door opens
>Black door closes
>>85049746
Nice one
>genius.webm
>>85039447
Just use Premiere Pro CC with a webm plug-in.
>import video
>cut video
>export to .webm with plug-in
http://www.fnordware.com/WebM/
https://youtu.be/WtPsT7mafzY
>>85052616
Why do vampires jump like that in Chinese movies?
>>85066887
>one side of door
>other side of door
>>85058092
nice job anon, what others said; lower resolution, increase bitrate should improve quality.